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(screams)
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(Baldwin screams)
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(screams)
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(crying)
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CORDELIA:
It's over.
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We know who you are.
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Your allies are all dead.
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You failed.
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I've already proven to you
that I can defy death.
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I'm just gonna bring her back.
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And when I do, my Ms. Mead will
stand by me as we watch you die.
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You can certainly go to Hell,
but you won't find her there.
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What have you done?
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Her soul is hidden
by a spell only I can break.
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You'll never see her again.
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You're alone.
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(voice breaking):
I'm never alone.
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I have my father.
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Where is he now?
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Why did he let this happen?
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You don't have to follow
this path
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your father laid out for you.
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You can write your own destiny.
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You can still turn away.
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There's humanity in you.
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I see it.
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If you come with me,
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maybe we can find it.
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Together.
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Somehow,
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some way, I am gonna
bring her back.
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And then I'm gonna kill
every last one of you.
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� �
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� �
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� �
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I'm not going any further.
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Father, tell me what to do,
and I'll do it.
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I'm not leaving this circle
until you talk to me.
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They're gone. The warlocks,
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my Ms. Mead.
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Burned alive at the stake
by the witches.
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(panting):
Until nothing was left
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but ash and smoke.
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You tell me what to do...
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or you let me die here.
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(birds cawing)
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(child laughs)
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Would you like a grape Fanta?
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Would you like
a grape Fanta?
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-No, I'm on a mission.
-GIRL: You're hungry.
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You need nourishment.
Take an apple.
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It's so juicy. It's so juicy.
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I have to talk to my father.
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You don't have-- you don't have
to do anything. All are welcome.
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Come to the light.
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Leave me alone.
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(� la The Exorcist):
Why you do this to me?
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You left me to die. To burn.
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To burn.
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I'm afraid.
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I'm afraid.
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You're not real.
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None of this is re-real.
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Don't listen to her.
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You've done a great job.
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LANGDON:
No.
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I failed.
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I'm lost.
I don't understand my purpose.
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You're everything we expected.
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The Alpha and the Omega.
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Who is, who was,
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and who is to come.
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Liar!
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God loves you.
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(goat bleats)
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Are you my father?
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(goat bleats)
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(hissing)
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What do you want from me?!
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What am I supposed to do?!
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Fuck am I supposed to do?
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(siren wailing in distance)
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� �
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You lost?
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(door locks)
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(congregation chanting)
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HANNAH:
People.
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Listen the fuck up.
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Just because we have a president
who's a total douchenozzle
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and global warming
is getting worse,
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that doesn't mean you can
sit here on your lazy asses
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and holler out
a few "Hail Satans."
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You think end-time's
just gonna show up
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like a herpes sore?
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So tired of preaching
to the goddamn choir.
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What aren't you getting?
You know the drill.
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The Antichrist is gonna ride in
on a wave of sin,
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and all we have here
is a weak piss dribble.
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Somebody, please help me out.
I'm about ready
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to gouge out my own eyes
so I don't have to look
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at this weak-ass congregation
anymore.
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I need to hear some sins.
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I need to feel
we're making way for him.
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You.
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What are your sins?
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What did you do
to usher him in this week?
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I stole a hundred dollars
from my register at work.
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HANNAH: Seriously?
A fucking rounding error?
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(chuckles):
You think that's gonna open up
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the Gates of Hell?
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-I slept with my wife's sister.
-I've seen bad face-lifts
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that are more evil than you.
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You want to know
what I did this week?
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You want to be inspired?
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You want to know how
I'm helping bring end-times?
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I robbed a nursing home
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and I gave all the money
to the NRA.
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Next week
I need to feel some evil.
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I need to be repulsed.
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I need to feel sick
to my stomach.
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I want to be inspired!
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(sighs)
Whatever. Okay.
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Let's speak in tongues
for a hot sec and...
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show some respect.
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(congregation murmuring
indistinctly)
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I don't have any money
right now.
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Or any food
from the looks of it.
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(murmuring continues)
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How long has it been
since you ate, kid?
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(Langdon sighs)
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What's it to you?
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Just...
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trying to help out
a fellow believer.
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You know...
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after the service...
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I could fix you something.
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My place is only
a couple of blocks from here.
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That's actually
really nice of you.
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What can I say?
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Nobody's perfect.
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What's your name, kid?
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Michael.
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You must have been starving.
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I seen a lot of young people
like you come to our church
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off the five stars on Yelp and
the free doughnut at check-in.
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They all had
the same look you do.
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Scared. Searching.
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Questioning what the hell
this all means.
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So...
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what's your story?
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How did you end up all alone
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and at our beloved
Satan's doorstep?
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My father abandoned me.
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And my mother tried to kill me.
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Humanity...
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is shit.
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This world is
a twisted black hole
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of sin and chaos,
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and that's why Satanism is
the way of the future.
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We are the fastest-growing
religion in the world,
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so we need people like you--
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bright, eager,
the next generation--
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to help spread the word
of Lucifer.
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'Cause here's
the beautiful secret, babe.
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Once you embrace
that at our core
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we are degenerate,
rotten beings,
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every last one of us...
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you'll be free.
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Satanism...
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is about giving in
to your urges,
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embracing sin, your true nature.
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I sold my soul to the Devil,
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and he gave me
everything I ever wanted.
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You sold your soul?
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Did you sign a contract
in blood?
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I made a deal in a Black Mass,
as one does.
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Through prayer.
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And by prayer--
I mean...
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killing people-- it works.
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You're standing in the proof.
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I offered up my soul, and...
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he gave me all this.
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Riches beyond compare.
(chuckles)
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I've got a... a La-Z-Boy,
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a-a cable package
with all the premium channels.
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I shoot up heroin
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as much as I want,
and I never get the sweats.
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And every Wednesday night
Brad Pitt comes over
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and fucks me
till the sun comes up.
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On Friday nights
I get Ryan Reynolds.
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So that's all it is, then.
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Satan is carnal pleasure.
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(chuckles)
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Hell no.
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We've got a greater purpose.
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We are moving towards
the beginning of the end.
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Our savior is coming.
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The spawn of Satan will...
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lead us off the cliff
and into the end-times.
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We just have to make things
terrible enough for him to rise.
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We are the fetid,
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rancid, contaminated soil
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from which he will bloom.
(panting)
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And then plunge us
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in eternal darkness
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so that we can walk with Satan
in eternal hellfire.
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I hate to break it to you...
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but you're waiting in vain.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm the one you're waiting for.
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How dare you blaspheme!
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Well, before you kill me,
dear believer...
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see me.
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(gasps)
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(knife drops to floor)
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Hail Satan!
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Our savior has risen!
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� �
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(thunder crashes)
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CHOIR:
� Semper crescis �
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� Aut decrescis �
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� Vita �
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� Detestabilis �
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� Nunc obdurat �
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� Et tunc curat �
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� Ludo mentis �
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� Aciem �
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� Sors salutis �
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-� Et virtutis �
-(thunder crashes)
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� Michi nunc �
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� Contraria �
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� Quod per sortem �
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� Sternit fortem �
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� Mecum omnes �
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� Plangite! �
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(holding last note)
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-(music ends)
-Ladies and gentlemen,
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the volunteer All-Sinners choir!
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(cheering)
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They really know how to raise
some hell, don't they, kids?
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OTHERS:
Hail Satan!
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And, you ask, why does it rain
every time they sing?
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Because God is pissing
in his pants.
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OTHERS:
Hail Satan!
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Well, now that we're
in the mood,
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are you ready for an
old-fashioned human sacrifice?
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-OTHERS: Yeah!
-Black Mass...
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you are everything!
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(muffled sobbing)
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This is Leticia.
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She is a social worker.
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And she's dedicated
her entire life
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to easing the suffering
of those less fortunate.
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Bitch, please.
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(laughter)
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Theodore...
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is a lifelong member
of Doctors Without Borders.
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-(muffled whimpering)
-Isn't that just too precious?
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Minus the two of them,
I think the world will be
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a little bit shittier.
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So why waste any more time?
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The honor
of today's killing goes
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to a new member-- Phil.
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MAN:
Go, Phil!
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Phil, tell us a little something
about yourself.
266
00:18:16,941 --> 00:18:20,276
Well, I was
the chief accountant at Gawker
267
00:18:20,311 --> 00:18:22,111
before, you know...
268
00:18:22,147 --> 00:18:25,248
-that whole thing.
-Ugh! Ouch.
269
00:18:25,283 --> 00:18:27,800
Then my girlfriend left me,
270
00:18:27,836 --> 00:18:31,104
and my life turned to shit...
271
00:18:31,139 --> 00:18:33,940
until I saw the darkness.
272
00:18:33,975 --> 00:18:37,143
Are you ready
to pledge your soul to Satan?
273
00:18:37,178 --> 00:18:39,879
(sighs):
Am I ever.
274
00:18:40,949 --> 00:18:42,181
They're all yours.
275
00:18:42,217 --> 00:18:44,734
Hail Satan!
276
00:18:44,769 --> 00:18:46,836
OTHERS:
Hail Satan!
277
00:18:46,871 --> 00:18:48,070
Hail Satan.
278
00:18:48,106 --> 00:18:50,807
Don't let me down, Phil.
279
00:18:50,842 --> 00:18:52,175
(muffled whimpering)
280
00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:53,976
MADELYN:
Wait!
281
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:57,814
This honor belongs
to someone else.
282
00:18:57,849 --> 00:19:00,166
Someone else?
283
00:19:00,201 --> 00:19:02,034
His name is Michael.
284
00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:03,903
He's...
285
00:19:03,938 --> 00:19:05,905
new here.
286
00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:08,074
(congregation murmuring)
287
00:19:08,109 --> 00:19:10,176
Well, even if he's willing
to sell his soul,
288
00:19:10,211 --> 00:19:12,145
why should he go before...?
289
00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:16,799
Michael doesn't need
to sell his soul.
290
00:19:21,005 --> 00:19:23,139
The end-times
291
00:19:23,174 --> 00:19:26,209
are upon us.
292
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,181
Behold.
293
00:19:32,217 --> 00:19:34,834
(lightning crashes)
294
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,736
The mark of the beast.
295
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:42,108
Is it possible that...
296
00:19:42,143 --> 00:19:43,776
you're the one?
297
00:19:43,811 --> 00:19:44,877
I am.
298
00:19:44,913 --> 00:19:47,947
ALL:
Hail Satan.
299
00:19:57,242 --> 00:20:02,912
� O Fortuna �
300
00:20:02,947 --> 00:20:08,768
� Velut luna �
301
00:20:08,803 --> 00:20:09,936
(whimpering)
302
00:20:09,971 --> 00:20:11,938
� Statu �
303
00:20:11,973 --> 00:20:17,176
� Variabilis. �
304
00:20:25,036 --> 00:20:26,903
(applause)
305
00:20:26,938 --> 00:20:30,773
-Hail Satan!
-ALL: Hail Satan!
306
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:50,176
Is it too spicy?
307
00:20:50,211 --> 00:20:53,145
No. It's good.
308
00:20:53,181 --> 00:20:54,981
Oh, thank the Dark Lord.
309
00:20:55,016 --> 00:20:56,899
It's my mother's recipe.
310
00:20:56,935 --> 00:20:58,801
Now try the macaroni salad.
311
00:20:58,836 --> 00:21:00,703
No, the turkey meatballs.
312
00:21:00,738 --> 00:21:02,138
HANNAH:
May I touch your hair?
313
00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:04,807
MADELYN:
Let the kid eat.
314
00:21:04,842 --> 00:21:06,809
O-Or is something wrong?
315
00:21:06,844 --> 00:21:09,912
What can we get you?
What can we do?
316
00:21:09,948 --> 00:21:13,199
I just think everyone should do
what you normally do.
317
00:21:13,268 --> 00:21:15,868
Have fun.
318
00:21:15,903 --> 00:21:20,139
Enjoy your Wednesday
potluck dinner like always.
319
00:21:20,174 --> 00:21:21,807
You heard him.
320
00:21:21,843 --> 00:21:25,811
Our guest of honor eats
at his own pace.
321
00:21:25,847 --> 00:21:28,881
(soft chatter)
322
00:21:28,916 --> 00:21:30,766
(chuckles)
323
00:21:30,802 --> 00:21:34,971
Though I can personally vouch
for the spinach lasagna.
324
00:21:35,006 --> 00:21:38,874
It would be the honor of my life
to watch you eat it.
325
00:21:38,910 --> 00:21:42,878
So, what happens next?
326
00:21:44,816 --> 00:21:47,867
Probably your lasagna.
327
00:21:47,902 --> 00:21:49,101
(laughs)
No,
328
00:21:49,137 --> 00:21:52,705
I meant on
the global annihilation front.
329
00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:53,839
What do we do first?
330
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:55,941
When do we do it?
331
00:21:55,977 --> 00:21:58,110
I'm not sure.
332
00:21:58,146 --> 00:22:01,013
What do you mean
you're not sure?
333
00:22:01,049 --> 00:22:03,833
I don't know what to do,
334
00:22:03,868 --> 00:22:05,835
where to begin.
335
00:22:05,870 --> 00:22:07,103
But you're the Antichrist.
336
00:22:07,138 --> 00:22:09,972
Which people
won't let me forget.
337
00:22:10,008 --> 00:22:12,008
Everyone keeps saying
that I'm special,
338
00:22:12,043 --> 00:22:14,844
that I'm the only one who
can bring about the end-times,
339
00:22:14,879 --> 00:22:17,813
but nobody gave me
a fucking instruction manual.
340
00:22:17,849 --> 00:22:19,799
And the one person
who always helped me,
341
00:22:19,867 --> 00:22:22,068
who I could always turn to
for advice,
342
00:22:22,103 --> 00:22:24,770
she's gone now.
343
00:22:31,779 --> 00:22:33,879
I have no one.
344
00:22:33,915 --> 00:22:35,948
Oh.
345
00:22:35,983 --> 00:22:39,735
I-I think there's some people
you need to see.
346
00:22:42,106 --> 00:22:43,873
Who?
347
00:22:43,908 --> 00:22:46,108
Just trust me.
348
00:22:46,144 --> 00:22:50,980
We are on the precipice
of oblivion, Michael.
349
00:22:51,015 --> 00:22:55,968
Now is not the time
to bury yourself in doubt.
350
00:22:56,003 --> 00:22:58,904
This person who helped you,
351
00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:01,741
what was her name?
352
00:23:01,776 --> 00:23:04,777
Ms. Miriam Mead.
353
00:23:04,812 --> 00:23:09,765
We have access
to private search engines
354
00:23:09,801 --> 00:23:12,201
that can find anyone.
355
00:23:12,236 --> 00:23:16,005
And... there she is.
356
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,940
We'll just go and pick her up.
357
00:23:17,975 --> 00:23:20,943
It's not possible.
358
00:23:20,978 --> 00:23:23,779
I'm not powerful enough
to bring her back.
359
00:23:23,848 --> 00:23:26,899
Not anymore, at least.
360
00:23:27,952 --> 00:23:29,034
She's dead.
361
00:23:30,071 --> 00:23:31,904
Dead?
362
00:23:34,142 --> 00:23:37,977
That's something
we can work around.
363
00:23:38,012 --> 00:23:40,813
(chair scrapes)
364
00:23:42,850 --> 00:23:47,837
You are the son of Satan.
365
00:23:47,872 --> 00:23:50,806
There is no one
366
00:23:50,842 --> 00:23:53,909
or no thing
367
00:23:53,945 --> 00:23:57,179
you cannot have.
368
00:23:57,215 --> 00:23:59,765
-(gulls calling)
-LANGDON: I don't know why
369
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,001
you won't just tell me
exactly where we're going.
370
00:24:02,036 --> 00:24:04,870
MADELYN (chuckles): I'm sorry.
I'm already a little freaked out
371
00:24:04,906 --> 00:24:08,808
I've said too much.
And you being who you are...
372
00:24:08,843 --> 00:24:10,976
(chuckles):
It's okay.
373
00:24:11,012 --> 00:24:12,912
You don't have to be nervous
around me.
374
00:24:12,947 --> 00:24:14,947
I'm the same guy I was
when you met me.
375
00:24:14,982 --> 00:24:18,767
(laughing):
That is so not true.
376
00:24:19,804 --> 00:24:21,770
Just tell me.
377
00:24:21,806 --> 00:24:23,239
Okay.
378
00:24:23,274 --> 00:24:26,809
We are, like,
this secret network.
379
00:24:26,844 --> 00:24:29,979
We all know each other.
380
00:24:30,014 --> 00:24:33,048
A secret network of people
who sold their souls.
381
00:24:33,084 --> 00:24:34,733
Yeah.
382
00:24:34,769 --> 00:24:36,702
And...
383
00:24:36,737 --> 00:24:39,705
if you think about this network
like it's a hotel,
384
00:24:39,740 --> 00:24:43,175
then I am taking you
to the penthouse.
385
00:24:43,211 --> 00:24:45,878
No one is gonna pass up a chance
386
00:24:45,913 --> 00:24:49,898
to meet the true son
of the most foul.
387
00:24:49,901 --> 00:24:53,953
If there is anyone who can help
get you back on track, they can.
388
00:25:04,749 --> 00:25:06,765
(shuts engine off)
389
00:25:18,145 --> 00:25:20,212
You're not coming with me?
390
00:25:20,248 --> 00:25:22,948
They're only interested in you.
391
00:25:22,984 --> 00:25:26,969
Just... go up the path
to the entrance.
392
00:25:27,004 --> 00:25:30,039
I really think
you're gonna be impressed.
393
00:25:30,074 --> 00:25:33,008
At least I hope so.
394
00:25:33,044 --> 00:25:36,045
Why are you so good to me?
395
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,715
I've waited for you
my whole life.
396
00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:41,967
We all have.
397
00:25:42,003 --> 00:25:43,168
Could I ask you a favor?
398
00:25:43,204 --> 00:25:44,837
Anything.
399
00:25:44,872 --> 00:25:48,874
When you finally talk
to your father,
400
00:25:48,910 --> 00:25:52,745
could you maybe put in
a good word for me?
401
00:25:52,780 --> 00:25:54,713
When I get to Hell,
402
00:25:54,749 --> 00:25:57,132
I want to be
in the lowest circle.
403
00:25:57,168 --> 00:25:58,968
Circle?
404
00:25:59,003 --> 00:26:00,135
However it's structured,
405
00:26:00,171 --> 00:26:02,905
I want to be in the worst part.
406
00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:04,840
Or the best part.
407
00:26:04,875 --> 00:26:08,811
I want to burn
in blistering fire
408
00:26:08,846 --> 00:26:12,047
for all eternity in service.
409
00:26:13,084 --> 00:26:14,967
I'll see what I can do.
410
00:26:15,002 --> 00:26:17,236
-Okay?
-(giggles): Okay.
411
00:26:20,074 --> 00:26:22,141
Hail Satan!
412
00:26:22,176 --> 00:26:24,877
(chuckling)
413
00:26:43,848 --> 00:26:45,414
(grunts, sniffs)
414
00:26:45,516 --> 00:26:47,399
Tell me
that wasn't the last of it.
415
00:26:47,501 --> 00:26:49,501
I ordered more, bruh.
How you coming?
416
00:26:49,604 --> 00:26:51,403
Almost done.
417
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,406
Okay.
418
00:26:54,441 --> 00:26:56,375
Let's try
419
00:26:59,580 --> 00:27:01,380
(whirring)
420
00:27:03,601 --> 00:27:06,502
(both chuckling)
421
00:27:06,537 --> 00:27:09,438
Holy shit, that's way better.
What'd you do?
422
00:27:09,473 --> 00:27:11,440
Eh, I tweaked the feedback
sensors on the finger joints
423
00:27:11,475 --> 00:27:13,275
and gave the lateral servos
a flush.
424
00:27:13,311 --> 00:27:14,643
The next auto-update,
all our Tiffany and Bambi users
425
00:27:14,679 --> 00:27:16,745
are going to be very happy.
426
00:27:16,781 --> 00:27:19,615
Fuck yeah, bro. I'm pitching
a tent just looking at that.
427
00:27:19,650 --> 00:27:21,433
Mm.
428
00:27:21,469 --> 00:27:23,469
-JEFF: Oh, shit!
-MUTT: Whoa, whoa!
429
00:27:23,504 --> 00:27:25,304
-Oh!
-Oh, oh! Well,
430
00:27:25,339 --> 00:27:27,740
5,000 of our clients
just got their dicks ripped off.
431
00:27:27,775 --> 00:27:30,409
-(laughs) It's okay, it's okay.
-(laughs)
432
00:27:30,444 --> 00:27:32,277
-I know what the problem is.
-Yeah, I know
433
00:27:32,313 --> 00:27:34,246
what my problem is--
I need another fix.
434
00:27:34,281 --> 00:27:36,482
Hey, babe, we're spiraling here.
435
00:27:36,517 --> 00:27:38,233
Do you have an ETA?
436
00:27:38,269 --> 00:27:39,501
Babe? Babe?
437
00:27:39,537 --> 00:27:41,403
Babe?
438
00:27:41,439 --> 00:27:43,639
VENABLE:
It's just arriving now.
439
00:27:43,674 --> 00:27:46,475
Terribly sorry for the delay.
440
00:27:46,510 --> 00:27:48,577
I'm so sorry, Ms. Venable.
441
00:27:48,612 --> 00:27:51,246
There was a bad accident
on the 101.
442
00:27:51,282 --> 00:27:53,666
Not as bad as the accident
that brought you into the world,
443
00:27:53,701 --> 00:27:55,300
I'm sure.
444
00:27:55,336 --> 00:27:57,336
I got back as fast as I could.
445
00:27:57,371 --> 00:27:59,405
You don't have
to insult me again.
446
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,674
I certainly don't have to.
447
00:28:01,709 --> 00:28:07,646
But why deny myself one
of life's simple pleasures?
448
00:28:07,682 --> 00:28:10,432
Now set that down
449
00:28:10,468 --> 00:28:15,304
and summon all your brain cells
to clear your desk.
450
00:28:17,708 --> 00:28:20,542
Y-You can't treat people
like this.
451
00:28:20,578 --> 00:28:22,544
I'm gonna report you to HR.
452
00:28:22,580 --> 00:28:27,299
I am HR, bitch.
453
00:28:27,334 --> 00:28:30,602
And everything else that matters
around here, too.
454
00:28:30,638 --> 00:28:36,208
Now, do me a favor and get
the fuck out of my sight.
455
00:28:49,373 --> 00:28:53,675
("The Morning After"
by Maureen McGovern playing)
456
00:28:53,711 --> 00:28:55,577
MUTT:
Dude, this easy listening music
457
00:28:55,613 --> 00:28:57,346
you're always playing
is not helping.
458
00:28:57,381 --> 00:28:59,248
How many times do I have
to tell you,
459
00:28:59,283 --> 00:29:01,266
don't knock the playlist,
the playlist is everything.
460
00:29:01,302 --> 00:29:04,503
Light rock is soothing for me;
it is calming, it is focusing.
461
00:29:04,538 --> 00:29:07,573
Other than cocaine,
it is my cocaine.
462
00:29:07,608 --> 00:29:09,742
Ah. Yes.
463
00:29:09,777 --> 00:29:12,578
Oh, babe, you're a lifesaver.
464
00:29:12,613 --> 00:29:14,446
Hey, I was working.
465
00:29:14,482 --> 00:29:17,499
Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
466
00:29:17,535 --> 00:29:19,435
I forgot.
467
00:29:19,470 --> 00:29:23,639
� Oh, can't you see
the morning after? �
468
00:29:23,674 --> 00:29:25,474
MUTT:
Ha-ha.
469
00:29:30,581 --> 00:29:32,481
-Easy.
-(Mutt and Jeff snorting)
470
00:29:32,516 --> 00:29:33,599
CALL GIRL:
How do you guys not OD?
471
00:29:33,667 --> 00:29:36,435
Oh... hell if I know.
472
00:29:36,470 --> 00:29:39,304
-Devil of a mystery. (chuckles)
-VENABLE: The package
473
00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:42,274
of dog feces is on its way
to Mr. Zuckerberg's estate--
474
00:29:42,343 --> 00:29:43,642
fourth-class mail, of course.
475
00:29:43,677 --> 00:29:46,478
Rihanna's people called--
she'll be available all weekend,
476
00:29:46,514 --> 00:29:48,480
and I've already purchased
the island.
477
00:29:48,516 --> 00:29:51,366
-Oh, nice.
-Yes. Ms. Venable.
478
00:29:51,402 --> 00:29:53,402
What would our lives be
without you?
479
00:29:53,437 --> 00:29:55,437
Oh, I just can't imagine.
480
00:29:55,473 --> 00:29:57,606
(snorts) A lot less purple.
481
00:29:57,641 --> 00:29:59,608
Yeah, purple's Ms. Venable's
thing.
482
00:29:59,643 --> 00:30:02,177
Just as self-abasement is yours.
483
00:30:02,213 --> 00:30:03,445
(Jeff and Mutt laugh)
484
00:30:03,481 --> 00:30:06,248
-(whistles)
-(laughs)
485
00:30:07,601 --> 00:30:08,667
JEFF:
Zinger. Yeah.
486
00:30:08,702 --> 00:30:10,569
VENABLE:
Lastly, the front desk
487
00:30:10,604 --> 00:30:13,405
says there's a gentleman here
to see you.
488
00:30:15,409 --> 00:30:18,443
Apparently he claims
to have arranged this meeting
489
00:30:18,479 --> 00:30:20,445
-with you himself.
-Uh, yeah.
490
00:30:20,481 --> 00:30:23,632
If you could let him in
the private elevator, please?
491
00:30:23,667 --> 00:30:26,535
(snorting)
492
00:30:26,570 --> 00:30:28,437
VENABLE:
Certainly.
493
00:30:36,313 --> 00:30:39,248
Don't ever call me "babe."
494
00:30:43,637 --> 00:30:48,440
(scoffs) Sometimes, I swear,
she hates our guts.
495
00:30:50,244 --> 00:30:51,476
(elevator bell rings)
496
00:31:00,671 --> 00:31:02,638
(lock beeps, latch clicks)
497
00:31:13,484 --> 00:31:15,267
Dude.
498
00:31:15,302 --> 00:31:17,469
What's up?
499
00:31:17,504 --> 00:31:19,671
Come on in. (chuckles)
Dying to meet you.
500
00:31:19,707 --> 00:31:21,607
Yeah, Madelyn's really
been talking you up.
501
00:31:21,642 --> 00:31:25,510
-That lady is whacked, right?
-(both chuckle)
502
00:31:25,546 --> 00:31:29,281
But she seems totally convinced
that you're The One.
503
00:31:29,316 --> 00:31:31,400
No offense, but I thought you'd
be a little bit more jacked.
504
00:31:31,435 --> 00:31:33,302
Like, I was picturing you
totally ripped, like The--
505
00:31:33,337 --> 00:31:35,504
like The Rock when he was,
you know, The Rock.
506
00:31:35,539 --> 00:31:37,372
Yeah, that's, like,
stereotypical, dude.
507
00:31:37,408 --> 00:31:41,310
-What do you mean?
-Yeah, that's not cool.
508
00:31:41,345 --> 00:31:42,578
Uh, what's your name again?
509
00:31:42,613 --> 00:31:44,580
Michael.
510
00:31:44,615 --> 00:31:48,233
-Langdon.
-Michael Langdon.
511
00:31:48,269 --> 00:31:50,269
I mean, got to admit, that's
a little weak, right? (chuckles)
512
00:31:50,304 --> 00:31:51,570
JEFF (chuckles):
Yeah.
513
00:31:51,605 --> 00:31:53,472
Shouldn't you be like Beelzebub
or some shit like that?
514
00:31:53,507 --> 00:31:54,640
(Jeff and Mutt laugh)
515
00:31:54,675 --> 00:31:57,309
-Old Scratch?
-(laughing)
516
00:31:57,344 --> 00:31:59,378
-Oh, dude, dude, dude.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
517
00:31:59,413 --> 00:32:00,545
-Wait. No, no, Dude. Dude.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey. Ho.
518
00:32:00,581 --> 00:32:02,247
-Dude, dude. No, no, no.
-Ho.
519
00:32:02,283 --> 00:32:03,632
No, no, no.
Uh, we-we-we believe you.
520
00:32:03,667 --> 00:32:05,701
It-- you know, I thought I'd be,
like, pissing my pants
521
00:32:05,736 --> 00:32:08,704
or something, and...
522
00:32:08,739 --> 00:32:10,739
I am dry as the Sahara, bro.
523
00:32:10,774 --> 00:32:12,608
JEFF: Yeah. You got to look
at it from our shoes here.
524
00:32:12,643 --> 00:32:15,544
I mean, how do we know
you're the Antichrist?
525
00:32:15,579 --> 00:32:17,479
Yeah, how do we know?
526
00:32:34,548 --> 00:32:36,515
Yeah, I mean, that's cool,
527
00:32:36,550 --> 00:32:38,667
but it's just a tattoo
on your scalp.
528
00:32:38,702 --> 00:32:41,503
No. It's true.
I can feel the darkness.
529
00:32:41,538 --> 00:32:43,605
It's making me sick
and it's coming from him.
530
00:32:47,645 --> 00:32:49,678
-Oh, shit!
-Holy shit!
531
00:32:53,701 --> 00:32:56,435
-(gasps)
-(pants)
532
00:32:56,470 --> 00:32:58,203
-Hail Satan.
-Hail Satan.
533
00:32:58,238 --> 00:33:00,439
JEFF AND MUTT:
Hail Satan.
534
00:33:00,474 --> 00:33:03,408
-Hail Satan.
-Satan, hail. Satan, hail.
535
00:33:03,444 --> 00:33:05,410
Dude, we owe everything
to your old man. Do you know
536
00:33:05,446 --> 00:33:07,412
how much time we wasted doing
the Silicon Valley grind
537
00:33:07,448 --> 00:33:10,332
-before we found our faith?
-For years we worked 20 hours
538
00:33:10,367 --> 00:33:12,334
a day in R&D for a company
whose nondisclosure agreements
539
00:33:12,369 --> 00:33:13,435
prevent us
from mentioning by name.
540
00:33:13,470 --> 00:33:14,569
But did Elon give us any credit?
541
00:33:14,605 --> 00:33:15,671
Any opportunity for advancement?
542
00:33:15,706 --> 00:33:17,706
-No!
-No! The fix is in, man.
543
00:33:17,741 --> 00:33:20,275
The world is run by prep school
failsons and Russian oligarchs.
544
00:33:20,310 --> 00:33:21,576
Everyone else just slaves away
545
00:33:21,612 --> 00:33:23,245
trying to make
these rich assholes richer.
546
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,413
-Fuck that shit.
-Fuck it.
547
00:33:24,448 --> 00:33:25,747
-Fuck it.
-Fuck it.
548
00:33:25,783 --> 00:33:27,432
Why put in the work when there's
no reward, right?
549
00:33:27,468 --> 00:33:28,700
And then we learned the secret.
550
00:33:28,736 --> 00:33:30,602
The politicians,
the billionaires, the elite--
551
00:33:30,637 --> 00:33:32,738
they all made a deal to work
in his service.
552
00:33:32,773 --> 00:33:34,473
-My dad.
-MUTT (chuckles): Exactly.
553
00:33:34,508 --> 00:33:36,241
That's when we took
the plunge, too.
554
00:33:36,276 --> 00:33:38,276
Sold our souls. Did the whole
Black Mass thing.
555
00:33:38,312 --> 00:33:40,345
Now, we own
a robotics company worth...
556
00:33:40,381 --> 00:33:42,614
BOTH:
Billions.
557
00:33:42,649 --> 00:33:45,233
We inhale booger sugar
like it's fucking oxygen,
558
00:33:45,269 --> 00:33:48,203
and we bang Victoria's Secret
models every Tuesday.
559
00:33:48,238 --> 00:33:49,404
Fuck yeah.
560
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,573
Thursdays we get Ryan Reynolds.
561
00:33:51,608 --> 00:33:55,243
MUTT: The point is, it would be
an honor to play even
562
00:33:55,279 --> 00:33:57,245
a small role in bringing
the cosmic skid mark
563
00:33:57,281 --> 00:33:59,281
that is Planet Earth
to a fiery end.
564
00:33:59,316 --> 00:34:01,266
JEFF:
We are your servants, Michael.
565
00:34:01,301 --> 00:34:03,301
Now and forever.
566
00:34:03,337 --> 00:34:06,471
How can we help, even
in the most microscopic of ways?
567
00:34:06,507 --> 00:34:08,607
I lost someone very dear to me.
568
00:34:08,642 --> 00:34:10,709
My one true ally.
569
00:34:10,744 --> 00:34:14,312
You want to help?
Bring her back.
570
00:34:25,409 --> 00:34:28,276
You came to the right place.
571
00:34:28,312 --> 00:34:31,680
Our AI tech makes HAL 9000
look like a fucking abacus.
572
00:34:31,715 --> 00:34:33,448
We can whip you up
573
00:34:33,484 --> 00:34:35,434
a new right-hand lickety-split,
player.
574
00:34:35,469 --> 00:34:36,601
You can?
575
00:34:36,637 --> 00:34:38,270
Tell us about her.
576
00:34:38,305 --> 00:34:40,272
Everything you can remember.
577
00:34:42,443 --> 00:34:44,676
(snorting)
578
00:34:44,711 --> 00:34:49,347
(sighs) No.
We owe him more than this.
579
00:34:49,383 --> 00:34:52,601
She's gonna be identical,
down to her final pube.
580
00:34:52,636 --> 00:34:54,469
No, it's not good enough, bro.
581
00:34:54,505 --> 00:34:56,438
Not when your client is
the spawn of Satan.
582
00:34:56,473 --> 00:34:57,606
Think.
583
00:34:57,641 --> 00:34:59,541
-I'm thinking!
-Think harder!
584
00:34:59,576 --> 00:35:01,576
-I'm thinking!
-Think faster!
585
00:35:01,612 --> 00:35:03,678
(panting)
586
00:35:03,714 --> 00:35:06,681
We need to make her Mossad.
587
00:35:06,717 --> 00:35:09,401
-Yeah!
-Mossad!
588
00:35:09,436 --> 00:35:10,569
JEFF:
Mossad!
589
00:35:10,604 --> 00:35:13,305
(machinery whirring)
590
00:35:19,546 --> 00:35:22,747
(whirring, beeping)
591
00:35:43,504 --> 00:35:46,371
MUTT:
240 terabytes of memory,
592
00:35:46,406 --> 00:35:49,541
over 11,000 processor cores.
593
00:35:49,576 --> 00:35:52,444
She could crush Watson at
Jeopardy! and kick the asses
594
00:35:52,479 --> 00:35:55,447
-of every roided actor in
the Expendables franchise.
-(Jeff chuckles)
595
00:35:55,482 --> 00:35:57,232
She's amazing.
596
00:35:57,267 --> 00:35:59,601
Why is she so cold?
597
00:35:59,636 --> 00:36:02,537
Oh, that'll change with the flip
of her "on" switch.
598
00:36:02,573 --> 00:36:05,273
She's got a nanowire-based
lithium ion battery.
599
00:36:05,309 --> 00:36:06,708
Basically the Energizer Bunny's
wet dream.
600
00:36:06,743 --> 00:36:10,312
We fire her up,
she goes on forever.
601
00:36:10,347 --> 00:36:12,714
MUTT: Just don't tell her
she's a biomechanical humanoid.
602
00:36:12,749 --> 00:36:14,666
At least not at first.
603
00:36:14,701 --> 00:36:17,502
It'll send her into the mother
of all existential crises.
604
00:36:17,538 --> 00:36:20,338
She could end up killing
herself, maybe others.
605
00:36:20,374 --> 00:36:22,440
Seriously, I've seen it happen.
606
00:36:22,476 --> 00:36:25,610
-Not worth the headache.
-(Mutt and Jeff chuckle)
607
00:36:26,780 --> 00:36:29,281
And now...
608
00:36:29,316 --> 00:36:33,635
Kineros Robotics proudly
presents...
609
00:36:33,670 --> 00:36:38,506
the Battle-Ax-- Miriam Mead 2.0.
610
00:36:41,245 --> 00:36:44,512
Now, don't expect her to be
her old self right away.
611
00:36:44,548 --> 00:36:46,581
It's gonna take her time.
612
00:36:46,617 --> 00:36:48,433
She needs to learn from you.
613
00:36:48,468 --> 00:36:50,268
Build a rapport.
614
00:36:50,304 --> 00:36:52,437
Like any relationship.
615
00:37:17,681 --> 00:37:20,382
How I've missed you, Michael.
616
00:37:20,417 --> 00:37:22,400
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