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Some say the ocean never
used to exist in our world
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it was formed by...
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...the wandering tears from people's sorrows
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I just had a dream
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you are awake?
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I was about to drown
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it was not a dream
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you came very close
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you cut somebody off
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the surfer was about to complain
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but then you got sucked under the wave
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why did you try to kill yourself, cousin?
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I didn't, I was just...
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Women, right?
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Just find someone else!
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Nowadays it's common for women to cheat too
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when it happens
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we just wave goodbye
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why do you need to kill yourself?
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I warned you about carman
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thin lips
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you know you can never
trust a woman with thin lips?
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You have me and your buddies
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everybody came to visit you
these past two days
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we even wrote you a greeting card
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what do we need in life?
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Friends who understand and love you, right?
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You cannot blame us
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who could have guessed that
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you would try to kill yourself right
before your birthday?
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Where are we supposed to get a card for that?
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- Hi!
- He is awake
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- hi!
- You are awake!
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- How are you?
- I am glad you are okay, bro
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and for the time being
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don't go surfing again
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you might get emotional
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why don't you lend me your surfboard
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what's wrong with you?
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Sean, drink some soup
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my mom says gingseng soup
is good for your recovery
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I tried several pharmacies
but couldn't find the best
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- drink it
- no, I don't have any appetite
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how can you be like this?
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Just have some!
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Forget it, don't mind him
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it's up to you if you don't want to drink it
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hey bro!
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See how much we care about you?
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Don't mind him
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not every woman
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ls as bitchy as carman, okay?
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- Exactly!
- Like Lulu
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she has been by your side the whole time!
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Beautiful!
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How about that, bro?
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I have decided to organize
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a 5-star party to cheer you up
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you can have as many women as you like
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as crazy as you fancy
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- ouch!
- Crazy? How so?
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It's for him!
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Oh, wait
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you look happy! You do!
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- You are happy?
- You are happy?
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- You are really...
- You are happy?
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I spent three hours on this
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and you are happy because of that party?
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Cheer up party!
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Sun entertainment culture limited
making film limited
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Beijing j.Q. Spring pictures limited
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kashgar j.Q. Media & culture company limited
present
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a making film productions limited production
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executive producers Alvin chau
Alex dong tam wai pong qin Hong
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zhou dong yu
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Chang hsiao chuan
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editor wenders li
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original music gabriele Roberto
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director of photography
radium cheung
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production designer silver cheung
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co-producers Cheng Mei lam
Florence poon diwu tiefeng
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associate producer Kenny chan
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produced by pang ho-cheung subi liang
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based on short novel "nail clipper monster"
by pang ho-cheung
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written by luk yee sum duan duan Frances you
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directed by Jason kwan
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hey! Sean, don't give up!
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Sean, do your best!
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- Hey man!
- Hey!
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Take it easy, we're all here to support you
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okay.
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- Hey!Sean
- hey! Connie
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how're you doing?
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- How're you feeling?
- Good
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these people helped me through my divorce
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I'm sure they can help you too,
give them a call
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okay.
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They are...
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This is...
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Look, your friend Matt
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launched a fan page for you
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and tagged all our co-workers
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I "liked" the page too
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it has pictures and clips from your rescue
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when will master be back?
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He is already here, right upstairs
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master
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whose board is this?
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Andrew's
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it's too narrow!
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But master, according to the quotation,
it says 12 3/4
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we've seen him surf before
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he uses his right foot more
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its volume needs to increase
or it won't go forward
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how are you?
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I really wasn't trying to kill myself, master
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I know you weren't
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they all said you were, but I know you weren't
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it was a problem with your technique
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concentrate on boardmaking, don't surf anymore
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master, you are so good at surfing
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and at boardmaking
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I should learn from you and be good at both too
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you cannot force it
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everyone's fate is different,
we each walk a different path
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I've surfed a lot
but have suffered many injuries
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that time when the board hit my head
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I received a message from god
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he said, "stop surfing"
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maybe he is telling you the same
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hey! Don't force it! Stop surfing!
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But you were already a champion then
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I'm still so bad at it
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who would trust a boardmaker who couldn't surf?
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Come on
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I spent half of my salary on these angels
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I never asked for it
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I'm too tired to play around now
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but I have kept the best for you
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so you can experience a world full of women
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don't hang yourself over one tree
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enjoy yourself tonight!
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Make sure he drinks all of it
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you got it
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hi, Daisy
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don't look if it makes you upset
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I'm not upset, why should I be?
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Who is he to me?
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Plus I have no control over him, right?
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Cheers! Cheers!
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Cheers! Cheers! Yeah! Yeah!
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Wait, wait
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- what are you laughing at?
- What?
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Why are men like that?
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We can just throw a small party for him
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what now? This is nasty!
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Miss Lulu
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you guys have known each other for years
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if he's into you
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he would have been yours already
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how dare you!
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Stop that, okay?
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I am just telling the truth
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fine, I call this a drug for a drug
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you see, carman has hurt Sean so badly
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typical methods won't comfort him
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so we should use the most absurd
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tastiest, most heavenly activity
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to get him out of his devestation
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do you need this treatment too?
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Of course not!
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I have you
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Sean
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he's too drunk, okay?
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You can take a break
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I can drink!
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Okay! Okay! One by one
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one by one
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hi
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hi, I'm...Sean
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pua
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pua
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hi
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- hi
- hi
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can you do me a favor?
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You speak Chinese, right?
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Can you do me a favor?
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I said can you do me a favor?
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What favor?
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Just trust me once okay?
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I always drink until I black out
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but that night
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when I heard the world "trust"
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I sobered up immediately
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carman's face appeared on my mind again
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-i...L...
- Just trust me once okay?
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- You...
- Yeah! Third time!
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Thanks
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hey...
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Each girl makes a different first impression
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some are sweet, some are spicy
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but this girl brings you pain
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her lick stung my face
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now that I think about it,
i should've taken this as a sign...
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I have never come across such a situation
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"one week later"
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what do you mean?
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Let me tell you a secret
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I'm a nail clipper monster
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what monster?
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Nail clipper monster
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what?
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Nail clipper monster
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got it?
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Why is it so difficult to accept
the existence of nail clipper monsters?
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There are so many different species
in the world!
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Nail clipper monsters are
just like the mermaid, bigfoot, or werewolf
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no one believes we are real
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but compared to those creatures
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we are the closest to human form
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we just eat differently,
and are practically harmless
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besides, it's humans who
use our food as nail clippers!
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It's heartbreaking
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"a week ago"
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is departing cruel?
Or is gentleness despicable?
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Doesn't matter to loners,
no day, no night, no desire
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a step forward is dusk, a step backward is life
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fierce winds, raging waves,
the unbalanced heart has nowhere to run
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hardly has one wave subsided when another rises
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stormy weather in the ocean
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one wave has not caught up,
another one has gone
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life has just awaken
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the deeper the pacific ocean,
the deeper the heartache
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I used to think
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love is like surfing on pipeline
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it is astonishing
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but now I think
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maybe the shore suits me better
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living alone peacefully
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hey! Ls Gavin here?
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What's up?
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I got your board
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sweet
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please sign here
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thank you
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it looks great, I love it!
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I'm glad you like it
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thank you
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hi
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- hi
- hey
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hi! He)'
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what brings you here?
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You work here?
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Yes, isn't it cool?
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Cool
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you...
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That other day, why did you...
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Lick me? You never explained
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we were playing games that night
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and I drank a bit too much, so I...
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To be honest, these past two days...
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My face has been itchy,
i wonder if your saliva is...
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Hahaulu.
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Actually. . . I . . . Regret it too
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I've never seen a guy who drinks like you
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with alcohol all over your face
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I...Almost got drunk just from licking it
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a new boyfriend?
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No no, I've just licked him
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that's too much information
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where are you going?
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I'm heading west
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same here, let's go
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- you're a boardmaker?
- Yeah
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then you must be great at surfing, right?
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Let's not discuss that
277
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boardmaking and surfing are
not necessarily related
278
00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:54,750
just like you being a tattoo artist,
you don't tattoo yourself, right?
279
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,249
I tattooed myself
280
00:18:57,792 --> 00:18:59,500
no way, that's impossible
281
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,958
your tattoo is all the way up here!
282
00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:02,374
What I have learnt is not typical tattooing
283
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,666
I spent a year and a half
studying with the java tribe
284
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:06,250
so that I can tattoo myself
285
00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:07,833
- java?
- Yes
286
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:09,500
they have one tradition
287
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,875
when you turn 18
288
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:13,666
one has to tattoo themselves
with a pattern of their choice
289
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:16,250
the more complicated
the pattern the braver you are
290
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:19,333
I was the only girl who did it
291
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,124
so I'm the bravest
292
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:22,708
impressive
293
00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:26,083
so you've always wanted to be a tattoo artist?
294
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,833
Not really
295
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,041
when I was studying art in Paris
296
00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:34,792
I always sketch by the riverside in seine
297
00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:36,750
you have many interests
298
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:39,291
right, that night...
299
00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:41,333
The girl who was with me
300
00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:43,291
she is my cousin
301
00:19:43,292 --> 00:19:45,625
whenever we are high
302
00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:48,458
we tend to come up with silly games
303
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:51,333
did we scare you?
304
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,417
So who was the winner?
305
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:59,666
I don't remember, we were so drunk that night
306
00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:01,250
- you forgot?
- Yeah
307
00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:02,917
then how can you recognize me?
308
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,833
Of course I can
309
00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:06,874
when I licked you,
i noticed that the taste was especially weird
310
00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:08,833
didn't you say it's alcohol?
311
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:14,167
Apart from the alcohol, it's salty and...
312
00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:16,708
Actually...
313
00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:18,874
I had just been discharged from the hospital
314
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:21,541
I...L almost drowned
315
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,291
nope, I know exactly what sea water tastes like
316
00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:27,458
but...That salty taste...
317
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,041
It's from tears
318
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,249
it's the taste of tears, right?
319
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:43,541
You probably cried over someone
320
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:47,333
or somebody made you cry
321
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,708
you're crazy
322
00:20:57,292 --> 00:20:59,417
before nail clippers became popular tools
323
00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:02,250
we had to move around like nomads
324
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:04,125
living by iron ore mines
325
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:07,083
once the mines were discovered, we had to leave
326
00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:09,083
during the gold rush
327
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:13,333
nail clipper monsters around the world
received notices to gather in California
328
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:14,874
lots of monsters smuggled in
329
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:16,791
that's why there are
so many Chinese people living there
330
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,250
they all descended from the monsters
331
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,541
stop...Stop...
332
00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:41,333
I've never noticed this wall before
333
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:43,916
what are you doing?
334
00:21:43,917 --> 00:21:45,083
There's an empty spot here
335
00:21:45,292 --> 00:21:47,750
no...No...What if the cops come?
336
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:48,583
We might get caught...
337
00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:49,749
You think we are on TV?
338
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:51,833
When was the last time you saw the cops?
339
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:54,333
- Tell me!
- True...
340
00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:56,167
No...No...
341
00:21:56,167 --> 00:21:58,417
You can't just rule out their apperarance
342
00:21:58,417 --> 00:21:59,542
hmm
343
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:06,625
come
344
00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:10,292
try it, it is fun
345
00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:17,458
draw the pig tail like this, in circles, yeah
346
00:22:20,292 --> 00:22:21,542
hey! Stop!
347
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:23,833
Hey! Stop!
348
00:22:23,833 --> 00:22:25,041
Let's go!
349
00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:29,958
Hurry, hurry!
350
00:22:38,167 --> 00:22:40,958
Gosh, this is Murphy's law, am I right?
351
00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:42,500
What?
352
00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:44,125
Never think negatively
353
00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:46,166
bad things happen when you think negatively
354
00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:47,583
you said the cops will come
355
00:22:47,958 --> 00:22:49,499
when was the last time you saw cops in Hawaii?
356
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,041
All of a sudden, here they are
357
00:22:51,042 --> 00:22:52,375
if that isn't Murphy's law,
then I don't know what is
358
00:22:52,917 --> 00:22:54,875
I don't care, you have to pay
for my spray paint
359
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,333
how? You want to lick this side too?
360
00:22:57,333 --> 00:22:58,416
Don't be a bastard
361
00:22:58,458 --> 00:22:59,499
be serious
362
00:23:00,042 --> 00:23:01,042
you think about it
363
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:14,708
what? This is how I'm paying you back
364
00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:19,208
I don't eat after 6pm
365
00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:21,541
why?
366
00:23:24,417 --> 00:23:25,542
I'm on a diet
367
00:23:26,875 --> 00:23:29,125
on a diet? But you are so skinny already
368
00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:32,541
do you know how Napoleon died?
369
00:23:32,542 --> 00:23:35,250
Napoleon was actually a nail clipper monster
370
00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:38,250
nobody knew about it,
except for his personal servant
371
00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:41,292
when Napoleon was defeated,
he was exiled to an island
372
00:23:41,292 --> 00:23:44,667
the British sent a Navy troop
and 5,000 soldiers to monitor him
373
00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:48,374
his servant used everything
he could find to cook him nail clippers
374
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:52,833
when his servant died,
Napoleon starved to death
375
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,458
you see? This patch of fat
376
00:23:59,167 --> 00:24:01,042
why are girls so obsessed with losing weight?
377
00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:04,541
Being fat is subjective
378
00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:06,500
if you think you are fat, then you are fat
379
00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,916
if you believe there is a mountain,
then there is a mountain
380
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,916
okay, suit yourself, I am going to eat
381
00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:13,375
right...That's right
382
00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:15,916
you said you learnt tattooing in java
383
00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:16,833
yeah
384
00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:19,624
and then...Studied art in Paris
385
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,333
my mom is French-Chinese
386
00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:24,250
and your dad?
387
00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:26,291
My grandfather was a noble in Korea
388
00:24:26,292 --> 00:24:28,750
he escaped to France during the war
389
00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:30,208
and gave birth to my dad
390
00:24:31,167 --> 00:24:35,250
I'm telling you, I'm a quarter Korean
391
00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:36,416
you don't look it!
392
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,541
Hmm
393
00:24:38,958 --> 00:24:40,208
maybe...
394
00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:42,166
Because I never had plastic surgery
395
00:24:56,375 --> 00:24:57,166
let's go
396
00:24:59,042 --> 00:25:00,458
this is how you can pay me back
397
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,458
I can't dance
398
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,624
because your cerebrum and muscle
don't coordinate well
399
00:25:03,625 --> 00:25:05,833
- this is a good practice
- how is that relevant?
400
00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:08,292
Aren't you going to pay me back?
401
00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:23,749
Relax, dancing is like surfing in
between music notes
402
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,500
I was about to live a quiet life
403
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:16,000
when this girl passes by like a hurricane
404
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,625
and stirs up a huge tidal wave
405
00:26:18,625 --> 00:26:21,458
she made me believe in love again
406
00:26:28,833 --> 00:26:30,208
oh! I am so sorry
407
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:31,541
are you okay?
408
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:33,166
It's okay
409
00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:34,125
I am sorry
410
00:26:50,625 --> 00:26:51,333
give me a minute
411
00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:53,208
my cousin might have left some clothes here
412
00:27:02,417 --> 00:27:03,500
clothes
413
00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,875
the bathroom is...Over here
414
00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:16,458
don't overthink
415
00:27:17,625 --> 00:27:18,541
what did you say?
416
00:27:19,292 --> 00:27:21,042
I said don't overthink it
417
00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:24,874
I'm only here to change my shirt
418
00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:26,958
I'm not that type of girl
419
00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:30,166
miss, I think you're the one overthinking it
420
00:27:30,167 --> 00:27:34,208
I'm not the type of guy to let a girl strip
at my home on the first day we meet either
421
00:27:34,958 --> 00:27:36,874
first of all
422
00:27:36,875 --> 00:27:38,791
this is not the first day we met
423
00:27:39,167 --> 00:27:40,167
second
424
00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:42,708
I'm changing my clothes, not stripping
425
00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:49,666
boys are perverts
426
00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:52,833
I came here to change and
now you want me to strip
427
00:27:54,667 --> 00:27:56,125
you only have dirty thoughts
428
00:28:04,625 --> 00:28:05,666
what are you doing here?
429
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,500
What is she doing here?
430
00:28:09,292 --> 00:28:10,542
- What's the matter with you?
- Why are you pushing me?
431
00:28:10,542 --> 00:28:12,208
What are you up to?
432
00:28:12,375 --> 00:28:14,166
Shouldn't I be the one asking you that?
433
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:15,958
When was the last time you brought her home?
434
00:28:16,583 --> 00:28:17,999
How long have you known her?
435
00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:20,000
My...My relationship with her
436
00:28:20,417 --> 00:28:22,458
is not what you think, okay?
437
00:28:22,958 --> 00:28:25,291
And why did you
sneak into my house?
438
00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:30,874
I was worried about you,
so I thought I should come
439
00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:33,166
to cheer you up a bit
440
00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:34,750
okay.
441
00:28:36,417 --> 00:28:37,792
I didn't...Sneak in
442
00:28:37,792 --> 00:28:39,583
then why do you have my home key?
443
00:28:40,417 --> 00:28:41,417
You have forgotten
444
00:28:41,917 --> 00:28:44,750
you gave it to me last time
when you were installing the cable
445
00:28:47,333 --> 00:28:49,374
okay, what about the banana
446
00:28:49,542 --> 00:28:51,208
what is it for?
447
00:28:52,292 --> 00:28:53,958
Bana...Banana...
448
00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:56,208
I wanted to cheer you up
449
00:28:56,833 --> 00:28:58,041
do you...
450
00:28:58,042 --> 00:29:02,000
Do you remember...Whenever you got upset
451
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,375
I would split a banana with you
452
00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:05,541
and you would crack a smile
453
00:29:07,125 --> 00:29:07,916
Lulu
454
00:29:08,292 --> 00:29:10,542
I was seven then, just seven
455
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:14,749
people say what you like in your childhood
becomes your interest
456
00:29:17,417 --> 00:29:18,375
Lulu
457
00:29:19,417 --> 00:29:22,083
I really enjoy being with you
458
00:29:22,792 --> 00:29:24,500
but what happened back then...
459
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:27,000
It's been too long, I can't remember
460
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,625
yes! I said I would marry you
461
00:29:28,625 --> 00:29:29,791
but...L was too young
462
00:29:29,792 --> 00:29:31,208
I didn't know what marriage is
463
00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:32,958
I even said I would become a world class surfer
when I grow up
464
00:29:32,958 --> 00:29:35,749
well, look at me now
465
00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:38,125
but that doesn't explain it!
466
00:29:38,292 --> 00:29:39,208
Who is she?
467
00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:40,999
She is short and childish and has no curves
468
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,583
even carman is better than her
469
00:29:42,583 --> 00:29:45,083
you'd rather torture yourself than be with me?
470
00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:47,291
What are you talking about?
471
00:29:48,417 --> 00:29:49,583
I am leaving
472
00:29:50,042 --> 00:29:51,208
I will return the clothes next time
473
00:29:57,750 --> 00:30:00,000
put the keys on the table when you leave
474
00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:05,166
hey
475
00:30:07,042 --> 00:30:09,750
do you know why nail clipper monsters
don't live together?
476
00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:12,208
It's because when the scientists
discovered our existence
477
00:30:12,208 --> 00:30:16,499
they set up area 51 in the us
to study extra-terrestrial life
478
00:30:17,042 --> 00:30:19,250
they wanted to extract our digestive enzymes
479
00:30:19,708 --> 00:30:23,583
those of us who were captured
didn't made it back alive
480
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,875
that's why we don't live together
481
00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:27,916
and don't dare get close to a human being
482
00:30:28,167 --> 00:30:29,375
in case they're one of us
483
00:30:32,417 --> 00:30:33,292
hi
484
00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:38,374
sir, here for a tattoo?
485
00:30:39,042 --> 00:30:41,542
We have launched a discount promotion
486
00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:43,458
let me pick one for you
487
00:30:44,458 --> 00:30:46,124
I think this suits you well
488
00:30:46,792 --> 00:30:48,833
-I'm sorry, I...
- What for?
489
00:30:49,167 --> 00:30:50,417
Are you going for the turtle?
490
00:30:50,417 --> 00:30:52,000
If so, I can do it for free
491
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,250
if not, I'm going home
492
00:30:54,292 --> 00:30:54,875
hey!
493
00:30:55,208 --> 00:30:55,958
Hey what!
494
00:30:55,958 --> 00:30:58,083
Humans can talk to turtles,
but turtles can't talk back
495
00:31:02,792 --> 00:31:04,333
hey! Let me explain
496
00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:05,291
you don't have to
497
00:31:05,292 --> 00:31:06,833
doesn't matter to me who was in your house
498
00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:08,541
no, Lulu is a good friend of my cousin
499
00:31:08,542 --> 00:31:09,667
we grew up together
500
00:31:09,667 --> 00:31:11,458
really? It didn't look that way
501
00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:13,708
no, I cannot control what she does
502
00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:14,958
- but I hope that you...
- Wait no!
503
00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:16,416
Why do you care how I feel?
504
00:31:16,417 --> 00:31:17,583
Who am I to you?
505
00:31:18,792 --> 00:31:20,208
Right, you are not mine. But...
506
00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:22,916
I'm hoping you can be my someone
507
00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:29,375
who...Who wants to be yours?
508
00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:31,708
Hey hey 'hey
509
00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:34,374
what do you think?
510
00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:37,625
Wait...L must tell you
511
00:31:38,292 --> 00:31:39,917
I have never gone out...
512
00:31:39,917 --> 00:31:41,708
With an old man like you
513
00:31:41,708 --> 00:31:42,916
you have to get along with me
514
00:31:43,125 --> 00:31:44,333
I'm old?
515
00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:47,374
Yes, you pedophile
516
00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:49,375
you are attracted to young girls like me
517
00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,875
you are an uncle, old uncle
518
00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:52,958
uncle
519
00:31:52,958 --> 00:31:54,958
- old uncle
- okay, I'm an uncle
520
00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:56,083
but...
521
00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:57,208
You get wrinkles on your eyes when you smile
522
00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:59,166
you dare say you're young
523
00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:01,333
what about you?
524
00:32:02,583 --> 00:32:05,083
Also if l...L...
525
00:32:05,750 --> 00:32:06,958
I go outwith you
526
00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:09,874
will your friends think I'm not mature enough?
527
00:32:20,458 --> 00:32:22,874
Hey, why didn't we ask Lulu to come?
528
00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:24,583
You didn't know?
529
00:32:24,583 --> 00:32:26,124
They had a fight last week
530
00:32:26,125 --> 00:32:27,500
she will not come today
531
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,208
why?
532
00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:30,374
You will find out soon
533
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:32,583
hey, cousin
534
00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:35,458
your life is like a roller coaster
535
00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:36,999
you just committed suicide for your ex
536
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,958
and now you are in a new relationship
537
00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:42,041
young girls these days
538
00:32:42,042 --> 00:32:44,875
they're fine to play with
but don't take them seriously
539
00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:49,375
smart guys choose sophisticated women
540
00:32:50,208 --> 00:32:51,374
thanks
541
00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:13,083
what are you doing,
why are you dressed like this?
542
00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:14,833
It's my first time hanging outwith an uncle
543
00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:16,541
I want to look mature
544
00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:20,291
hi
545
00:33:20,750 --> 00:33:22,583
my Chinese name is lin leshi
546
00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:23,749
and my English name is Emily
547
00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:24,958
he is my good friend, Matt
548
00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:25,833
hi
549
00:33:27,917 --> 00:33:29,667
I am a mature woman
550
00:33:31,458 --> 00:33:32,416
oh
551
00:33:37,625 --> 00:33:39,083
this is Daisy
552
00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:40,166
- hi
- Daisy
553
00:33:40,167 --> 00:33:41,208
this is my cousin fion
554
00:33:44,375 --> 00:33:45,666
cousin
555
00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:49,541
just ca“ me hon
556
00:33:49,542 --> 00:33:52,333
don't worry, I will take good care of you
557
00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:57,083
I am fine
558
00:33:59,083 --> 00:33:59,874
no worries
559
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:01,666
let's...Not just stand here
560
00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:03,583
- let's bowl, okay?
- Let's bowl!
561
00:34:06,167 --> 00:34:06,917
Nice, nice
562
00:34:07,917 --> 00:34:09,292
haven't you heard?
563
00:34:09,292 --> 00:34:12,000
The Hawaii theatre is haunted
564
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:12,625
really?
565
00:34:12,625 --> 00:34:14,333
I have a friend who's a security guard there
566
00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:15,083
I can bring you guys there
567
00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:15,999
sure, sure
568
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,458
how's that? Let's go
569
00:34:20,417 --> 00:34:22,000
maybe not
570
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,583
this is very childish and we are all grown-ups
571
00:34:24,583 --> 00:34:25,708
let's play
572
00:34:30,583 --> 00:34:34,208
you go straight and strike from the back
573
00:34:35,917 --> 00:34:37,417
you...Broke your nail
574
00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:39,583
- do you guys have a nail clipper?
- I do, I have one
575
00:34:40,542 --> 00:34:43,917
come bro, let's bowl
576
00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:57,458
do...You normally bring that
many nail clippers with you?
577
00:35:00,708 --> 00:35:02,541
I carry some stock for my friends
578
00:35:12,417 --> 00:35:13,833
okay, move to your left
579
00:35:14,042 --> 00:35:16,125
- are we there yet?
- Not yet, not yet
580
00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:17,166
more to the right
581
00:35:17,625 --> 00:35:19,875
what is in your bag? Why is it so heavy?
582
00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:22,291
I am a girl, I bring my cosmetics
583
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:25,458
okay, stop.
584
00:35:31,417 --> 00:35:32,167
What now?
585
00:35:32,542 --> 00:35:34,042
Didn't they say this place is haunted?
586
00:35:34,042 --> 00:35:34,792
Let's find out
587
00:35:36,333 --> 00:35:37,708
let's go, we should leave
588
00:35:37,708 --> 00:35:39,249
why, are you scared?
589
00:35:40,417 --> 00:35:42,792
Right, I am scared to death
590
00:35:44,667 --> 00:35:45,833
in or not?
591
00:35:47,167 --> 00:35:48,208
Hello, sweetheart
592
00:35:48,208 --> 00:35:49,458
- hi
- come on in
593
00:35:52,542 --> 00:35:53,792
- hi
- hi
594
00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:07,625
what are we waiting for?
595
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,875
Ghost, just...
596
00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:14,166
The old man by the door told me
597
00:36:14,167 --> 00:36:17,042
there are ghosts on the lower level
598
00:36:17,042 --> 00:36:18,375
and they come out around this time
599
00:36:18,833 --> 00:36:20,166
it happens every day
600
00:36:21,167 --> 00:36:22,333
ex. ..Excited?
601
00:36:22,667 --> 00:36:24,417
My heart is pounding
602
00:36:25,208 --> 00:36:26,249
how excited?
603
00:36:27,208 --> 00:36:28,958
The world has ghosts
604
00:36:28,958 --> 00:36:29,916
okay.
605
00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:31,500
But even if that's true
606
00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:33,541
do we have to come?
607
00:36:33,917 --> 00:36:35,167
Who said I wanted to see them?
608
00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:38,250
And who said they wanted to be seen?
609
00:36:44,583 --> 00:36:45,708
Actually...
610
00:36:46,750 --> 00:36:48,416
I was here before...
611
00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:51,583
And saw things I should not have seen
612
00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:55,708
you...Have seen ghosts before, right?
613
00:36:57,750 --> 00:36:59,041
Even scarier
614
00:38:30,083 --> 00:38:32,583
I regret pushing open that door
615
00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:35,291
if I did not chase after them
616
00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:39,708
perhaps we could have stayed together
617
00:38:41,042 --> 00:38:44,083
to me, the movie "young detective Dee"
618
00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:46,375
ended when the monster approaches
619
00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:51,458
no wonder...You didn't want to come
620
00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:55,208
right
621
00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:58,541
where did you sit?
622
00:38:59,375 --> 00:39:00,916
Somewhere...Around here
623
00:39:04,792 --> 00:39:05,542
what?
624
00:39:05,542 --> 00:39:06,417
Ghost
625
00:39:07,042 --> 00:39:08,042
excuse me
626
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:10,916
who are you? How did you get in here?
627
00:39:12,208 --> 00:39:13,708
I'm with the engineering department
628
00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:16,166
we're working on the projector
629
00:39:16,833 --> 00:39:18,041
how did you get in here?
630
00:39:18,542 --> 00:39:19,417
A key
631
00:39:21,167 --> 00:39:22,167
freaked me out
632
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:25,833
you're the one who wanted to come
633
00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:26,833
and this freaks you out?
634
00:39:29,583 --> 00:39:30,666
Alright, roll it
635
00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:40,000
images projected on the curtains look beautiful
636
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:42,791
yes
637
00:39:43,042 --> 00:39:44,167
it's a rare sight
638
00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:24,291
hey, can't sleep?
639
00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:28,249
Right, I have insomnia sometimes
640
00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:33,708
this is the 1965 Ford Shelby cobra, right?
641
00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:35,541
You know about cars?
642
00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:37,791
I have seen them on magazines
643
00:41:37,792 --> 00:41:39,500
there aren't that many left in the world
644
00:41:41,292 --> 00:41:42,208
are you...
645
00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:43,583
A rich second-generation?
646
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,458
No I am not
647
00:41:45,667 --> 00:41:48,292
when I was three
648
00:41:48,292 --> 00:41:49,875
my dad found this car at a second hand garage
649
00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:52,166
it costed only $1000 back then
650
00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:54,416
when we bought it
651
00:41:54,417 --> 00:41:55,667
the engine did not work
652
00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:57,208
the door was missing
653
00:41:57,750 --> 00:41:59,166
it was a complete mess inside
654
00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:03,166
my dad spent almost everyday
at the garage repairing it
655
00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:06,875
he hoped...He could get it fixed one day
656
00:42:06,875 --> 00:42:09,083
and take the family out to lanai lookout
657
00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:10,583
to drink beer and watch the sunset
658
00:42:15,625 --> 00:42:18,416
he spent all his time and money
659
00:42:18,708 --> 00:42:20,041
on this car
660
00:42:21,167 --> 00:42:22,292
then?
661
00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:25,167
And then...
662
00:42:27,625 --> 00:42:30,250
And then...My parents divorced
663
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,041
but dad continued fixing the car
664
00:42:34,417 --> 00:42:37,167
during my junior year at college
665
00:42:37,792 --> 00:42:39,500
he called me one day, saying
666
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:41,541
the car is fixed, let's go out
667
00:42:42,375 --> 00:42:45,041
but I was in kauai with my friends
668
00:42:46,583 --> 00:42:47,958
when I came home...
669
00:42:49,042 --> 00:42:50,167
He got sick
670
00:42:51,208 --> 00:42:52,833
the doctor said it was liver failure
671
00:42:53,583 --> 00:42:55,166
it was strange because...
672
00:42:56,667 --> 00:42:58,500
He was actually sick the whole time
673
00:42:59,667 --> 00:43:01,542
but he endured the pain for two years
674
00:43:03,208 --> 00:43:04,291
perhaps dreams
675
00:43:04,292 --> 00:43:07,000
strengthen people's willpower
676
00:43:10,542 --> 00:43:11,167
hey
677
00:43:11,458 --> 00:43:12,583
let's go back to sleep
678
00:43:12,583 --> 00:43:13,541
we still have work tomorrow
679
00:43:13,542 --> 00:43:14,833
just close your eyes and rest, how's that?
680
00:43:15,167 --> 00:43:16,625
Alright. It was a long day
681
00:43:17,208 --> 00:43:18,249
really exhausting
682
00:43:21,875 --> 00:43:24,083
I am sorry, my bad
683
00:43:24,708 --> 00:43:26,958
I promise, no next time
684
00:43:27,375 --> 00:43:28,625
sure. Okay
685
00:43:29,417 --> 00:43:30,083
go away!
686
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,208
Are you done?
687
00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:36,458
Yes
688
00:43:53,625 --> 00:43:55,458
uncle, old uncle
689
00:43:55,792 --> 00:43:58,083
come to bed!
Otherwise you are not going to sleep
690
00:43:59,792 --> 00:44:01,333
hey, is this yours?
691
00:44:06,625 --> 00:44:07,458
What?
692
00:44:08,625 --> 00:44:09,291
Hey!
693
00:44:10,417 --> 00:44:12,125
We should stop seeing each other
694
00:44:18,958 --> 00:44:21,833
nail clipper monsters are
bound to three major rules:
695
00:44:22,167 --> 00:44:24,750
Be less sociable, less outgoing
and less adventorous
696
00:44:24,917 --> 00:44:28,542
in short, never cross the line
697
00:44:28,667 --> 00:44:30,875
if we nail clipper monsters get caught
698
00:44:30,875 --> 00:44:32,583
death will be the only result
699
00:44:32,583 --> 00:44:35,624
but for me, this is too difficult
700
00:44:36,417 --> 00:44:37,583
bye
701
00:44:38,250 --> 00:44:38,791
bye
702
00:44:48,708 --> 00:44:49,499
hey
703
00:44:50,875 --> 00:44:51,791
hey,hey
704
00:44:52,917 --> 00:44:54,375
we cannot be together anymore
705
00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:55,833
why not?
706
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,125
Just don't look for me anymore
707
00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:01,624
I just want to know why
708
00:45:04,458 --> 00:45:06,541
I've never come across such a situation
709
00:45:07,458 --> 00:45:09,166
I have become too relaxed since dating you
710
00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:12,333
let me tell you a secret...
711
00:45:14,958 --> 00:45:16,541
I am a nail clipper monster
712
00:45:18,458 --> 00:45:19,916
nail clipper monster
713
00:45:20,333 --> 00:45:20,916
what?
714
00:45:21,667 --> 00:45:23,625
Beings who survive by eating nail clippers
715
00:45:25,833 --> 00:45:27,374
you know vampires?
716
00:45:28,833 --> 00:45:31,416
They survive by drinking blood, right?
717
00:45:31,417 --> 00:45:32,208
Umm...
718
00:45:32,583 --> 00:45:34,041
Same with nail clipper monsters
719
00:45:35,333 --> 00:45:37,458
they survive by eating nail clippers
720
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,333
you still don't get it, do you?
721
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,666
What you mean is...
722
00:45:42,917 --> 00:45:45,792
You eat...Nails
723
00:45:45,958 --> 00:45:48,374
some people like to bite their nails
724
00:45:48,875 --> 00:45:50,625
but I eat nail clippers
725
00:45:52,167 --> 00:45:54,292
nail...Clippers?
726
00:45:58,833 --> 00:46:00,291
You mean...
727
00:46:00,792 --> 00:46:02,875
You only eat nail clippers and nothing else?
728
00:46:08,542 --> 00:46:13,042
I'm taking great courage to tell you this
729
00:46:16,208 --> 00:46:18,833
when I was around 7 or 8
730
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,083
I used to have a bad appetite
731
00:46:22,083 --> 00:46:25,499
I didn't know why, I just couldn't eat
732
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:30,500
and I get hungry at night
733
00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:34,499
one night, I sneaked inside my mom's bedroom
734
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:37,708
there was a full moon that night
735
00:46:38,792 --> 00:46:40,375
I stared at a nail clipper
736
00:46:40,542 --> 00:46:43,167
a voice whispered to me
737
00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:45,416
eat it
738
00:46:46,750 --> 00:46:50,250
I thought I would be sent to the hospital
739
00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:52,583
but I was okay
740
00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:57,291
that was the most fulfilling moment of my life
741
00:46:57,500 --> 00:47:00,083
I finally discovered my true self
742
00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:04,333
all I need are nail clippers
743
00:47:05,042 --> 00:47:06,583
since then
744
00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:08,749
whenever my mom brought me to my relatives
745
00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:10,500
or my schoolmates' birthday parties
746
00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:12,958
I steal their nail clippers
when no one's watching
747
00:47:12,958 --> 00:47:15,374
and I eat them after I return home
748
00:47:19,375 --> 00:47:20,250
so...
749
00:47:20,833 --> 00:47:22,708
What do you poo?
750
00:47:22,708 --> 00:47:23,666
Same as yours
751
00:47:23,667 --> 00:47:24,958
how is it possible?
752
00:47:24,958 --> 00:47:26,249
You can search it online
753
00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:28,875
someone ate light bulbs for 40 years
and he's fine
754
00:47:29,542 --> 00:47:32,000
my stomach can only digest nail clippers
755
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,541
no one has ever caught me in the act
756
00:47:39,708 --> 00:47:41,874
perhaps I was too into you
757
00:47:43,250 --> 00:47:45,708
I let my guard down
758
00:47:47,792 --> 00:47:49,708
right
759
00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:52,916
even my cousin doesn't know about this
760
00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:56,583
you have been living together
and she doesn't know?
761
00:47:56,917 --> 00:47:57,958
Don't you eat together?
762
00:47:58,708 --> 00:48:01,499
You know how girls skip meals to lose weight?
763
00:48:02,042 --> 00:48:03,583
That's the best way to hide it
764
00:48:04,167 --> 00:48:06,667
actually, I am curious
765
00:48:06,958 --> 00:48:09,166
how male nail clipper monsters
766
00:48:09,583 --> 00:48:11,541
hide their identity...
767
00:48:11,792 --> 00:48:14,542
Are you saying there are
other people...Like you?
768
00:48:14,833 --> 00:48:15,666
Of course
769
00:48:15,958 --> 00:48:17,166
we are a tribe
770
00:48:17,667 --> 00:48:18,667
normally...
771
00:48:18,708 --> 00:48:20,833
We hide among ordinary people
772
00:48:21,583 --> 00:48:23,333
it's not easy to identify us
773
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,375
have you ever noticed...
774
00:48:27,667 --> 00:48:29,292
You always lose your nail clippers?
775
00:48:30,792 --> 00:48:31,750
I guess so
776
00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:32,791
you must think that
777
00:48:33,125 --> 00:48:34,375
since nail clippers are small
778
00:48:34,542 --> 00:48:36,625
they're easy to misplace, right?
779
00:48:37,875 --> 00:48:39,041
This proves that
780
00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:41,791
among your relatives and your friends
781
00:48:41,958 --> 00:48:44,374
there are a few nail clipper monsters
782
00:48:48,875 --> 00:48:50,250
nonsense!
783
00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:53,875
Exactly!
784
00:48:54,625 --> 00:48:55,750
Right?
785
00:48:58,250 --> 00:49:00,166
Why did she say that?
786
00:49:00,958 --> 00:49:03,791
Since you two have gotten so close
787
00:49:05,042 --> 00:49:06,458
it is obvious
788
00:49:06,708 --> 00:49:08,041
there is phase for that
789
00:49:08,042 --> 00:49:08,667
what is it?
790
00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:09,666
Hit and run
791
00:49:10,125 --> 00:49:11,125
in Chinese it means
792
00:49:11,167 --> 00:49:13,000
hit it...Then run
793
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,666
usually it's the guy who does it
794
00:49:15,042 --> 00:49:17,250
very rarely the girl
795
00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:19,374
gosh! You filthy mind!
796
00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:20,875
Hey, just speak, don't get close
797
00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:22,917
stay right there, stay right there
798
00:49:28,250 --> 00:49:29,666
hi, sexy
799
00:49:33,292 --> 00:49:34,458
love you guys.
800
00:49:36,417 --> 00:49:37,208
Be careful
801
00:49:38,458 --> 00:49:39,458
what are you doing?
802
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:41,666
Don't you think
803
00:49:41,667 --> 00:49:44,167
if you are too close to me,
they might mistaken you as the real life guard
804
00:49:44,667 --> 00:49:45,458
right
805
00:49:45,792 --> 00:49:48,458
if you want to find out if she is a...
806
00:49:50,042 --> 00:49:51,583
- Nail clipper monster
- right...
807
00:49:51,583 --> 00:49:53,083
If she is a nail clipper monster
808
00:49:53,083 --> 00:49:54,041
very simple
809
00:49:54,417 --> 00:49:55,667
the only way is
810
00:49:55,792 --> 00:49:57,292
to witness it
811
00:50:09,083 --> 00:50:09,791
hi
812
00:50:17,333 --> 00:50:18,874
my cousin told you my address right?
813
00:50:19,833 --> 00:50:20,874
She worries about you
814
00:50:25,458 --> 00:50:26,791
you've thought it over?
815
00:50:27,167 --> 00:50:28,417
L...
816
00:50:31,125 --> 00:50:32,708
If not, then why are you here?
817
00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:40,166
It's...Not that I don't believe you
818
00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:41,667
but...This is beyond comprehension
819
00:50:41,667 --> 00:50:43,958
who survives by eating metals?
820
00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:45,749
I told you I only eat nail clippers
821
00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:47,000
and not other metals
822
00:50:47,458 --> 00:50:49,166
- that is even weirder
- why?
823
00:50:49,167 --> 00:50:50,208
Let me ask you, do you love me?
824
00:50:50,458 --> 00:50:51,124
I do!
825
00:50:51,542 --> 00:50:52,333
Prove it
826
00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:54,042
how to prove...L just do
827
00:50:54,083 --> 00:50:56,583
look, you are trying to explain
something unprovable too
828
00:50:57,417 --> 00:50:58,792
those are two different things, okay?
829
00:50:58,792 --> 00:50:59,833
It's not that I don't believe you
830
00:50:59,833 --> 00:51:01,791
it's just that I can't wrap my head
around the idea
831
00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:07,083
hey
832
00:51:17,708 --> 00:51:19,374
- what for?
- To pay you back
833
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,249
what's the meaning of this?
834
00:51:27,958 --> 00:51:30,249
When I was delivering a surfboard
a few days ago, I passed by a store
835
00:51:30,250 --> 00:51:33,958
that sells nail clippers, I thought...
836
00:51:33,958 --> 00:51:36,124
This looked very Hawaiian
837
00:51:36,125 --> 00:51:38,416
so I bought one for you...To taste
838
00:51:40,042 --> 00:51:42,333
I only eat nail clippers when I am hungry
839
00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:45,166
I don't eat to perform like a circus monkey
840
00:51:45,667 --> 00:51:47,833
no, l...L didn't mean that
841
00:51:47,833 --> 00:51:49,458
you clearly did
842
00:51:49,458 --> 00:51:52,291
you bought this so you can watch me eat
843
00:51:52,292 --> 00:51:54,458
you are doubting me and you want proof
844
00:51:54,667 --> 00:51:55,583
if we are dating
845
00:51:55,583 --> 00:51:57,958
I cannot keep proving myself
to you all the time
846
00:51:58,292 --> 00:52:00,083
same if you come home late
847
00:52:00,083 --> 00:52:02,791
and I ask you to prove that
you're not dating other girls
848
00:52:03,083 --> 00:52:05,999
I don't think we have trust in our relationship
849
00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:08,333
it is meaningless
850
00:52:08,833 --> 00:52:10,041
please go
851
00:52:11,625 --> 00:52:13,208
I don't know why
852
00:52:13,875 --> 00:52:16,000
I couldn't argue with her about that
853
00:52:17,042 --> 00:52:18,875
perhaps she is right
854
00:52:19,125 --> 00:52:20,083
it is my fault
855
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,583
I did not give you enough trust
856
00:52:28,917 --> 00:52:31,917
I will not talk about this anymore, sorry
857
00:52:34,292 --> 00:52:36,417
then don't buy
this kind of nail clippers anymore
858
00:52:37,167 --> 00:52:38,917
the pattern looks awful
859
00:52:39,583 --> 00:52:41,749
besides I cannot digest it
860
00:52:41,750 --> 00:52:43,041
I will throw up
861
00:52:43,167 --> 00:52:46,875
which...Ones do you like best?
862
00:52:49,542 --> 00:52:52,833
I love those big muji nail clippers
863
00:52:53,375 --> 00:52:55,833
clean on the outside and
the portion is just right
864
00:52:56,125 --> 00:52:57,916
just like eating big piece of Sushi
865
00:52:58,375 --> 00:53:00,625
I used to love it so much
866
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,500
but I cannot find it here in Hawaii
867
00:53:05,625 --> 00:53:07,500
if I see it next time
868
00:53:08,417 --> 00:53:09,333
I will buy a bunch for you
869
00:53:15,833 --> 00:53:17,041
what, shit!
870
00:53:17,292 --> 00:53:18,750
How did she get pass that?
871
00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:20,583
Did she put a spell on you?
872
00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:24,375
L...L know it is hard to believe
873
00:53:24,375 --> 00:53:26,083
I shouldn't have brought her the nail clipper
874
00:53:26,083 --> 00:53:27,374
it means that I don't trust her
875
00:53:27,708 --> 00:53:28,458
wait
876
00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:30,125
I want to rewind
877
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,166
pause, fast forward
878
00:53:34,833 --> 00:53:35,499
pause
879
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,416
why does she have a fridge?
880
00:53:38,292 --> 00:53:40,083
If she is a real nail clipper monster
881
00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:41,499
why does she have a fridge in her house?
882
00:53:41,917 --> 00:53:43,250
Exactly
883
00:53:43,375 --> 00:53:45,666
it must be her landlord's
884
00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:47,083
it makes sense, right?
885
00:53:47,083 --> 00:53:49,208
Besides...Even if she only eats nail clippers
886
00:53:50,375 --> 00:53:52,375
maybe they taste better chilled...
887
00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:54,791
I got it, bro
888
00:53:55,042 --> 00:53:56,833
next time you visit her
889
00:53:57,625 --> 00:53:59,250
check out her fridge
890
00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:01,833
if she is a real nail clipper monster
891
00:54:02,042 --> 00:54:05,250
her fridge shouldn't
have other food, right?
892
00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:19,000
Can you explain this?
893
00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:22,416
Sorry
894
00:54:24,625 --> 00:54:25,500
it's my fault
895
00:54:27,125 --> 00:54:29,166
I broke up with Jordan long time ago
896
00:54:29,167 --> 00:54:30,500
but he still bothers me
897
00:54:31,583 --> 00:54:33,333
the food inside belongs to him
898
00:54:35,125 --> 00:54:37,625
don't worry, I will make it clear to you
899
00:54:37,625 --> 00:54:38,958
are you free tonight?
900
00:54:41,875 --> 00:54:43,791
You want to break up with me?
901
00:54:45,208 --> 00:54:47,124
Are you serious?
902
00:54:47,417 --> 00:54:49,375
Are you trying to break up with me right now?
903
00:54:58,375 --> 00:55:01,041
Are you okay? Thank you
904
00:55:04,167 --> 00:55:07,167
I am okay, it was my fault
905
00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:09,958
I'm thinking clearly now after that splash
906
00:55:11,292 --> 00:55:12,833
it's right of me to break up with him
907
00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:17,916
come on, let's walk back
908
00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:24,625
do you know whom I hate the most?
909
00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:26,166
That guy?
910
00:55:26,417 --> 00:55:28,708
Laden, bin laden
911
00:55:29,208 --> 00:55:30,916
ever since 911
912
00:55:31,542 --> 00:55:33,500
nail clippers are not allowed on planes
913
00:55:33,917 --> 00:55:35,792
so I am afraid to take long haul flights
914
00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:38,000
because I will be starving
915
00:55:38,417 --> 00:55:41,000
sometimes flight attendents bring me food
916
00:55:42,542 --> 00:55:44,208
but I'd throw up when I see the tray
917
00:55:45,833 --> 00:55:46,833
but it's okay
918
00:55:46,833 --> 00:55:49,208
because I only need 4 to 5 nail clippers a day
919
00:55:49,708 --> 00:55:50,791
I want to ask you a question
920
00:55:50,792 --> 00:55:53,417
is "nail clipper monster" a general term?
921
00:55:54,167 --> 00:55:54,958
Hello?
922
00:55:55,417 --> 00:55:58,250
Is "nail clipper monster" a general term?
923
00:55:58,250 --> 00:56:00,291
Nope, I named it myself
924
00:56:00,292 --> 00:56:03,417
because "nail clipper monster" sounds cool
925
00:56:05,083 --> 00:56:05,999
but...
926
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,125
The word "monster"
927
00:56:08,125 --> 00:56:09,916
if someone else called you that,
then I'd understand...
928
00:56:09,917 --> 00:56:11,625
But why would you use such a term for yourself?
929
00:56:11,625 --> 00:56:12,791
Seems strange...
930
00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:20,250
What are you looking at?
931
00:56:20,667 --> 00:56:23,125
Strange, let me tell you
932
00:56:23,125 --> 00:56:25,458
this used to be a very hip nightclub
933
00:56:25,458 --> 00:56:26,708
I've been here with my friends
934
00:56:27,667 --> 00:56:29,000
but why is it closed?
935
00:56:30,125 --> 00:56:31,375
Let's go
936
00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:37,583
ever since I told you my secret
937
00:56:37,583 --> 00:56:39,874
I feel so relaxed
938
00:56:39,875 --> 00:56:42,000
I cannot explain in words
939
00:56:42,542 --> 00:56:45,208
I don't have to hide it anymore
940
00:56:45,792 --> 00:56:48,958
it feels like...Coming out
941
00:56:52,042 --> 00:56:52,917
you see
942
00:56:53,333 --> 00:56:57,083
there should be other nail clipper monsters
943
00:56:57,250 --> 00:56:59,083
from around the world
944
00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:01,583
I should encourage them to do as I did
945
00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:03,291
and bravely come out
946
00:57:06,333 --> 00:57:09,708
but how would you do it?
947
00:57:09,917 --> 00:57:12,083
I think I should rent that nightclub
948
00:57:12,083 --> 00:57:14,624
and name it nail clipper restaurant
949
00:57:15,542 --> 00:57:16,417
no
950
00:57:16,833 --> 00:57:18,708
marvelous nail clipper restaurant
951
00:57:19,667 --> 00:57:21,500
we would provide a public space for them
952
00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:23,458
to eat nail clippers
953
00:57:24,292 --> 00:57:26,208
I used to envy little kids
954
00:57:26,208 --> 00:57:28,333
who can have their birthday
parties at McDonald's
955
00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:30,250
so I always fantasized
956
00:57:30,250 --> 00:57:33,125
if there is a nail clipper restaurant
957
00:57:33,125 --> 00:57:36,250
I can throw my birthday party there
958
00:57:40,250 --> 00:57:41,541
sounds like a good idea
959
00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,416
you think so?
960
00:57:50,708 --> 00:57:52,374
Let's forget it
961
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:57,500
it's not easy opening a restaurant
962
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:21,416
going out with Emily
makes me think through one thing
963
00:58:22,542 --> 00:58:25,167
to question the existence
of nail clipper monsters
964
00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:28,999
is to question whether "wind" exists
965
00:58:29,917 --> 00:58:32,833
you can never touch or see wind
966
00:58:33,875 --> 00:58:37,041
but whenever I go surfing
967
00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,749
I know it exists
968
00:58:40,875 --> 00:58:43,000
like Emily's love for me
969
00:58:53,125 --> 00:58:55,541
ls Andrew liking his new board?
970
00:58:56,083 --> 00:58:58,666
I see him surfing with it, so it should be okay
971
00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:03,875
master, is this the board
you made this morning?
972
00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:07,042
Actually...
973
00:59:07,417 --> 00:59:09,417
Since you are so skillful
974
00:59:09,417 --> 00:59:11,083
you can get it done quickly right?
975
00:59:11,417 --> 00:59:12,875
As shapers
976
00:59:12,917 --> 00:59:15,583
we shape each board uniquely to suit its owners
977
00:59:15,875 --> 00:59:18,000
so we have to listen
and think during the process
978
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,083
to figure out what kind of board he wants
979
00:59:20,167 --> 00:59:22,750
a lot of people don't know what they want
980
00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:25,291
so they make strange requests
981
00:59:26,167 --> 00:59:27,833
next time when you shape a board
982
00:59:28,125 --> 00:59:30,291
pause for a moment and close your eyes
983
00:59:30,792 --> 00:59:32,208
imagine yourself surfing
984
00:59:32,417 --> 00:59:34,667
what it's like standing on a board
985
00:59:35,083 --> 00:59:36,333
your purpose of board shaping
986
00:59:36,333 --> 00:59:38,791
ls to help clients see the fun in what you do
987
00:59:39,042 --> 00:59:40,917
shaping boards is not hard labour
988
00:59:41,167 --> 00:59:43,083
we should enjoy the process
989
00:59:50,875 --> 00:59:53,708
nail clipper monsters have
experienced too much pain
990
00:59:53,708 --> 00:59:56,333
so we Cherish our loved ones
991
00:59:56,333 --> 00:59:58,041
no matter how much we have to sacriface
992
00:59:58,042 --> 00:59:59,667
we must protect them
993
00:59:59,667 --> 01:00:01,750
that includes our offsprings
994
01:00:03,083 --> 01:00:05,291
since we're destined to be forever on the run
995
01:00:06,083 --> 01:00:07,708
marrying our own species
996
01:00:07,708 --> 01:00:10,624
means giving birth
to another "nail clipper monster"
997
01:00:10,958 --> 01:00:13,208
they will then suffer from vagrant
lives at a young age
998
01:00:13,208 --> 01:00:15,583
the same thing might happen
if we marry a human being
999
01:00:15,958 --> 01:00:19,208
so the best way to prevent it
is to always be alone
1000
01:02:10,458 --> 01:02:11,708
nice car
1001
01:02:13,292 --> 01:02:14,292
yeah
1002
01:02:16,125 --> 01:02:17,041
you like it?
1003
01:02:22,667 --> 01:02:23,542
Then“.
1004
01:02:24,542 --> 01:02:26,167
We're off to a good start
1005
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,875
I hope your nail clipper restaurant
will be a success
1006
01:03:23,750 --> 01:03:26,125
ready...Go
1007
01:03:27,208 --> 01:03:28,833
whoevefls slower is a pig!
1008
01:03:59,042 --> 01:04:01,917
Hardly has one wave subsided when another rises
1009
01:04:01,917 --> 01:04:04,792
stormy weather in the ocean
1010
01:04:04,792 --> 01:04:08,458
one wave has not caught up,
another one has gone
1011
01:04:08,458 --> 01:04:11,458
life has just awaken
1012
01:04:11,458 --> 01:04:15,958
the deeper the pacific ocean,
the deeper the heartache
1013
01:04:27,625 --> 01:04:30,416
are you insane? Yes, you must be
1014
01:04:30,417 --> 01:04:32,375
you scolded me whenever I touch your car
1015
01:04:32,375 --> 01:04:35,500
and now...What spell did she put on you?
1016
01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:37,166
I think it's quite romantic
1017
01:04:37,167 --> 01:04:38,792
I wish someone would do that for me
1018
01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:40,333
which side are you on?
1019
01:04:40,333 --> 01:04:41,249
You didn't trust Emily at first
1020
01:04:41,250 --> 01:04:42,166
and now you're rooting for her?
1021
01:04:42,167 --> 01:04:43,542
It's not that I'm rooting for her...
1022
01:04:43,542 --> 01:04:45,375
I'm just realizing,
in all our years together...
1023
01:04:45,375 --> 01:04:47,125
Have you ever done anything crazy for me?
1024
01:04:47,750 --> 01:04:48,708
What's it got to do with me?!
1025
01:04:48,708 --> 01:04:50,958
I'm just making a point,
don't you understand girls?
1026
01:04:51,333 --> 01:04:52,874
Don't I treat you well, my queen?
1027
01:04:52,875 --> 01:04:54,541
I didn't say that...
1028
01:04:54,542 --> 01:04:55,792
I am not going to argue with you
1029
01:04:55,792 --> 01:04:57,208
that's okay, that's okay
1030
01:04:57,208 --> 01:04:58,416
- we really don't need this
- miss lin
1031
01:04:58,417 --> 01:04:59,958
- that's okay
- no one does that
1032
01:05:00,083 --> 01:05:01,166
you will regret it
1033
01:05:01,167 --> 01:05:01,958
but we...
1034
01:05:02,042 --> 01:05:04,292
Welcome back Mr. chen
1035
01:05:04,792 --> 01:05:06,417
please discuss with your girlfriend
1036
01:05:06,417 --> 01:05:08,917
her floorplan looks very strange
1037
01:05:08,917 --> 01:05:11,208
no kitchen and stoves?
1038
01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:12,083
How do you cook?
1039
01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:13,458
That's fine. Just listen to her
1040
01:05:14,333 --> 01:05:15,458
thank you, sir
1041
01:05:15,667 --> 01:05:17,500
alright, it's your restaurant
1042
01:05:19,458 --> 01:05:20,499
let's go ming, let's go eat
1043
01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:22,000
you came back late
1044
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,541
I cannot reason with him
1045
01:05:23,542 --> 01:05:25,208
it's okay. This is your restaurant
1046
01:05:25,208 --> 01:05:27,166
right, I saw the floorplan
1047
01:05:27,167 --> 01:05:30,750
I think the bar tables...
1048
01:05:31,667 --> 01:05:33,792
Should go here
1049
01:05:33,792 --> 01:05:36,667
it is weird if the bar tables
don't go against the wall
1050
01:05:36,667 --> 01:05:38,667
besides, our customers
1051
01:05:38,667 --> 01:05:40,583
can enter from both sides, right?
1052
01:05:40,583 --> 01:05:42,291
But I want to keep this wall to myself
1053
01:05:42,292 --> 01:05:44,375
and draw a huge nail clipper on it
1054
01:05:45,250 --> 01:05:47,833
that's fine too. You see, if the bar is here
1055
01:05:47,833 --> 01:05:49,833
you can still do your graffiti on it
1056
01:05:49,833 --> 01:05:51,124
the bar table fits in right below, perfect
1057
01:05:51,625 --> 01:05:53,791
but I want to keep this space here
1058
01:05:53,792 --> 01:05:56,333
imagine people sitting here,
eating nail clippers
1059
01:05:56,333 --> 01:05:57,499
when they lift their heads
1060
01:05:57,500 --> 01:06:00,083
they'll see this huge nail clipper, wonderful
1061
01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:04,500
okay, as you like it, no problem
1062
01:06:04,833 --> 01:06:05,458
thank you
1063
01:06:05,833 --> 01:06:07,124
you are welcome
1064
01:06:26,375 --> 01:06:29,541
good, you're here. Look, what do you think?
1065
01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:32,125
I was thinking since we are new
1066
01:06:32,625 --> 01:06:34,666
and our location is so obscure
1067
01:06:34,667 --> 01:06:36,542
it would be difficult for
other nail clipper monsters to find us
1068
01:06:36,875 --> 01:06:38,541
so I've asked them to make this sign
1069
01:06:38,542 --> 01:06:39,833
what do you think? Like it?
1070
01:06:41,917 --> 01:06:42,833
No'?
1071
01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:46,916
I just think god treats me too well
1072
01:06:46,958 --> 01:06:48,874
that I got to meet you
1073
01:06:55,167 --> 01:06:56,375
can you turn it on?
1074
01:07:00,167 --> 01:07:01,333
You like it?
1075
01:07:18,750 --> 01:07:21,458
Thanks for coming. You guys want beer? Okay
1076
01:07:31,833 --> 01:07:32,833
you guys are here too?
1077
01:07:32,833 --> 01:07:35,083
Of course, to celebrate your opening.
We wish you great success
1078
01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:35,874
thank you
1079
01:07:35,875 --> 01:07:37,458
didn't we agree beforehand?
1080
01:07:37,458 --> 01:07:38,749
That we skip the greetings
1081
01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:40,833
he is your friend, come on
1082
01:07:40,833 --> 01:07:42,291
exactly, it's because I'm his friend
1083
01:07:42,750 --> 01:07:44,250
that I don't want to see him screw up
1084
01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:48,250
don't mind him
1085
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:52,000
your cousin asked me to tell you
1086
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,583
she cannot come
because she's helping out a friend
1087
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,416
they are very nice
1088
01:08:03,625 --> 01:08:04,375
hi
1089
01:08:04,667 --> 01:08:05,667
nice seeing you again
1090
01:08:06,167 --> 01:08:07,250
what do you want exactly?
1091
01:08:09,250 --> 01:08:10,333
What do you mean?
1092
01:08:10,542 --> 01:08:12,000
Just save it
1093
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,375
I am not Sean
1094
01:08:13,375 --> 01:08:14,541
you can't fool me
1095
01:08:14,750 --> 01:08:17,750
you're obviously bullshitting
1096
01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:19,625
what are you trying to achieve?
1097
01:08:19,792 --> 01:08:21,292
Why are you doing this?
1098
01:08:21,792 --> 01:08:23,500
He has been cheated on by carman
1099
01:08:24,083 --> 01:08:25,666
if he gets hurt again
1100
01:08:25,875 --> 01:08:27,291
he won't be able to take it
1101
01:08:29,458 --> 01:08:30,999
have you read "the little prince"?
1102
01:08:32,250 --> 01:08:34,458
I asked have you read "the little prince"?
1103
01:08:35,042 --> 01:08:35,958
What?
1104
01:08:36,667 --> 01:08:39,208
It is only with the heart
1105
01:08:39,208 --> 01:08:41,249
that one can see the truth
1106
01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:43,750
what is essential is invisible to the eye
1107
01:08:51,458 --> 01:08:53,124
- let's go
- what happened?
1108
01:08:53,375 --> 01:08:54,458
Daisy, let's go
1109
01:09:02,125 --> 01:09:04,041
people have gotten me wrong since I was a kid
1110
01:09:04,083 --> 01:09:05,333
I'm used to it
1111
01:09:05,792 --> 01:09:07,250
my classmates said I'm autistic
1112
01:09:07,250 --> 01:09:08,625
my friends said I don't fit in
1113
01:09:08,625 --> 01:09:11,000
my ex-boyfriends accused me of cheating
1114
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,875
I can find thousands of excuses
1115
01:09:12,875 --> 01:09:15,583
but I cannot tell them the truth,
it's exhausting
1116
01:09:15,583 --> 01:09:18,333
I rather remain quiet than to defend myself
1117
01:09:51,167 --> 01:09:53,167
quick, someone's coming...
1118
01:10:10,250 --> 01:10:13,041
I guess other nail clipper monsters
are just shy
1119
01:10:13,667 --> 01:10:15,292
it takes time
1120
01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:18,791
right
1121
01:10:24,542 --> 01:10:25,542
I placed an ad
1122
01:10:26,542 --> 01:10:31,042
I believe other nail clipper monsters
in Hawaii will see this
1123
01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:50,041
hi
1124
01:10:50,917 --> 01:10:52,375
shopping for nail clippers?
1125
01:10:53,083 --> 01:10:54,208
Yeah
1126
01:10:56,125 --> 01:10:57,791
nail clippers are great right?
1127
01:10:58,542 --> 01:11:00,417
So multi-functional...
1128
01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:06,624
You know, those look really good
1129
01:11:07,292 --> 01:11:09,708
it'd be a shame not to eat them, right?
1130
01:11:15,250 --> 01:11:16,041
Hey
1131
01:11:23,125 --> 01:11:24,333
here to shop?
1132
01:11:24,833 --> 01:11:28,333
Right, helping my girlfriend buy something
1133
01:11:30,250 --> 01:11:32,125
you are quick
1134
01:11:32,875 --> 01:11:34,000
guess so
1135
01:11:37,250 --> 01:11:38,750
do you still hate me?
1136
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,750
Well...Not exactly
1137
01:11:46,250 --> 01:11:47,833
besides, that's in the past
1138
01:11:48,667 --> 01:11:50,667
I am just. . .Curious
1139
01:11:52,167 --> 01:11:54,167
curious why I left you?
1140
01:11:55,875 --> 01:11:56,666
Yeah
1141
01:11:58,542 --> 01:12:00,875
there are two types of women:
1142
01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:03,041
The dogs and the cats
1143
01:12:03,958 --> 01:12:07,166
dogs are loyal and will always return,
unlike cats
1144
01:12:07,958 --> 01:12:09,708
they are only interested in themselves
1145
01:12:09,708 --> 01:12:10,833
they don't care about you
1146
01:12:14,917 --> 01:12:18,167
you are a dog person,
but you find cats attractive
1147
01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:20,542
if you don't know what you need,
you'll tire yourself out
1148
01:12:22,083 --> 01:12:23,499
I don't know what you are talking about
1149
01:12:25,750 --> 01:12:28,583
I was worried about you at one point
1150
01:12:28,583 --> 01:12:30,583
and I felt bad
1151
01:12:30,583 --> 01:12:33,083
I should have come clean with you earlier
1152
01:12:33,083 --> 01:12:36,208
then it wouldn't have turned out this way
1153
01:12:36,208 --> 01:12:38,458
but how can you blame a cat?
1154
01:12:38,458 --> 01:12:41,833
She was born this way, it's not her fault
1155
01:12:44,083 --> 01:12:46,166
you're always so logical
1156
01:12:46,375 --> 01:12:47,708
that's not it!
1157
01:12:47,708 --> 01:12:49,624
I told you early on that
we're not right for each other
1158
01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:51,874
no, l...L thought you were joking
1159
01:12:51,875 --> 01:12:53,208
I've never thought that
we're not right for each other...
1160
01:12:53,208 --> 01:12:54,458
I know
1161
01:12:55,042 --> 01:12:56,875
your master asked you not to surf
1162
01:12:56,875 --> 01:12:58,500
you never listen either
1163
01:13:03,167 --> 01:13:07,667
look, I have guts to admit my true self.
What about you?
1164
01:13:09,708 --> 01:13:14,208
Go find a dog, look at you, I'm leaving
1165
01:13:28,667 --> 01:13:30,292
I heard that
1166
01:13:30,667 --> 01:13:32,125
you sold your car
1167
01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:33,875
yeah
1168
01:13:36,417 --> 01:13:37,458
why?
1169
01:13:39,375 --> 01:13:40,625
You know what?
1170
01:13:41,917 --> 01:13:44,250
Ever since carman
1171
01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:48,500
I fear that
I'll turn into a pessimist
1172
01:13:49,625 --> 01:13:51,291
not trusting people anymore
1173
01:13:52,792 --> 01:13:55,917
when I realized I had a crush on Emily
1174
01:13:58,250 --> 01:14:01,000
I'm afraid I'll carry the pain
into this relationship
1175
01:14:02,958 --> 01:14:05,124
so I have to pull myself together
1176
01:14:05,958 --> 01:14:07,791
I...Don't even want to think about
1177
01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:10,583
whether she's lying or not
1178
01:14:12,292 --> 01:14:14,125
because to me
1179
01:14:14,958 --> 01:14:16,624
unconditional love
1180
01:14:17,667 --> 01:14:19,458
ls true love
1181
01:14:23,417 --> 01:14:25,292
I'm just afraid you'll get hurt
1182
01:14:31,958 --> 01:14:33,374
I am fine
1183
01:14:34,167 --> 01:14:35,792
losing money is not a big deal
1184
01:14:36,250 --> 01:14:37,458
it doesn't kill
1185
01:14:37,958 --> 01:14:38,874
don't worry
1186
01:14:42,833 --> 01:14:44,374
I am going back to the restaurant
1187
01:14:55,417 --> 01:14:56,625
come out now
1188
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:05,791
I have told you before
1189
01:15:06,792 --> 01:15:10,000
stubborn people are helpless
1190
01:15:13,792 --> 01:15:15,750
don't waste your time on him
1191
01:15:18,417 --> 01:15:20,208
haven't you had enough yet?
1192
01:15:56,125 --> 01:15:57,041
Excuse me
1193
01:15:58,708 --> 01:16:01,416
are you guys open? Do you serve coffee?
1194
01:16:02,333 --> 01:16:04,791
Sorry, we don't serve coffee here
1195
01:16:05,083 --> 01:16:06,749
okay. Thanks!
1196
01:16:07,542 --> 01:16:08,417
Sorry
1197
01:16:15,250 --> 01:16:17,958
why don't we sell coffee too?
1198
01:16:20,250 --> 01:16:22,000
It won't make a difference
1199
01:16:42,625 --> 01:16:44,250
let's sell the restaurant to someone
1200
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:51,208
but...This is all your effort
1201
01:16:53,208 --> 01:16:54,541
I think...
1202
01:16:55,250 --> 01:16:58,708
Maybe not every nail clipper monster
thinks the same
1203
01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:04,125
maybe they prefer
eating nail clippers in secret
1204
01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:09,875
I do not want to lose all your money
1205
01:17:11,125 --> 01:17:14,333
we can still get some of it back
1206
01:17:17,750 --> 01:17:19,583
let's sell the restaurant
1207
01:17:25,042 --> 01:17:27,042
there is nothing that can be done
1208
01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:29,875
you don't even have a kitchen to begin with...
1209
01:17:29,958 --> 01:17:31,499
God! This interior...
1210
01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:33,375
What can I do with it?
1211
01:17:33,958 --> 01:17:36,208
I have to remodel it
1212
01:17:36,208 --> 01:17:37,916
what can I get out of this?
1213
01:17:38,292 --> 01:17:40,125
The furnishing is worthless
1214
01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:18,666
I am sorry
1215
01:18:19,042 --> 01:18:20,917
when you read this letter
1216
01:18:21,333 --> 01:18:23,583
I'll already be on my way to Paris
1217
01:18:25,125 --> 01:18:27,083
sorry for not saying goodbye
1218
01:18:27,083 --> 01:18:29,624
because I don't know how to face you
1219
01:18:30,125 --> 01:18:33,291
I wonder if I were to be more cautious
1220
01:18:33,292 --> 01:18:35,167
about my secret identity
1221
01:18:35,167 --> 01:18:37,458
maybe things wouldn't happen this way
1222
01:18:38,250 --> 01:18:40,041
but I cannot deny that
1223
01:18:40,250 --> 01:18:42,416
you are the most beautiful mistake I have made
1224
01:18:42,625 --> 01:18:44,166
it was your trust
1225
01:18:44,167 --> 01:18:46,125
that made me understand love
1226
01:18:47,667 --> 01:18:49,625
when the whole world denied me
1227
01:18:49,917 --> 01:18:52,333
you were the only one that believed in me
1228
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,833
such an absurd nonsense
1229
01:18:55,333 --> 01:18:56,583
thank you
1230
01:18:58,083 --> 01:19:00,958
I wish I hadn't taken your money at first place
1231
01:19:01,542 --> 01:19:05,042
fortunately someone is willing to take over
1232
01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:07,333
here's the money I got from them
1233
01:19:08,875 --> 01:19:11,791
I am sorry, please don't hate me
1234
01:19:12,375 --> 01:19:15,291
you deserve to be with someone better
1235
01:20:01,625 --> 01:20:02,958
have you seen Emily?
1236
01:20:03,083 --> 01:20:05,041
Sorry, man. I don't know where she is
1237
01:20:31,125 --> 01:20:33,541
hey, I remember you
1238
01:20:36,958 --> 01:20:38,541
what are you talking about?
1239
01:20:38,917 --> 01:20:41,500
She told me she lived in java before
1240
01:20:42,667 --> 01:20:45,375
that's absurd. I watched her grow up
1241
01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:48,333
but her parents live in Paris
1242
01:20:48,333 --> 01:20:51,749
and she studied art in France right?
1243
01:20:52,792 --> 01:20:54,875
I don't know where her parents are
1244
01:20:54,875 --> 01:20:57,208
but I know she's been in Honolulu all her life
1245
01:20:58,042 --> 01:21:00,417
her parents divorced when she was very little
1246
01:21:01,208 --> 01:21:05,041
they just took off and left her with her cousin
1247
01:21:05,208 --> 01:21:08,624
so growing up, she didn't have
anybody taking care of her
1248
01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:12,416
that's why she used to sneak in here
to watch movies all the time
1249
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,583
I felt sorry for her
1250
01:21:14,583 --> 01:21:16,708
so I always let her in
1251
01:21:21,208 --> 01:21:22,166
what?
1252
01:21:42,542 --> 01:21:43,792
What happened?
1253
01:21:44,250 --> 01:21:46,375
You knew the wave was huge,
why did you try to be a hero?
1254
01:21:47,417 --> 01:21:48,417
Baby
1255
01:21:48,583 --> 01:21:50,124
I am a lifeguard
1256
01:21:50,583 --> 01:21:53,041
will people surf on a waveless day?
1257
01:21:53,333 --> 01:21:55,249
Luckily there were a lot of lifeguards
1258
01:21:55,250 --> 01:21:57,333
how did you end up drowning yourself?
1259
01:21:57,958 --> 01:21:59,124
Exactly
1260
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:01,208
some say
1261
01:22:02,167 --> 01:22:03,417
at the edge of dying
1262
01:22:04,750 --> 01:22:07,000
you see the most important thing in your life
1263
01:22:07,667 --> 01:22:10,750
at that moment, I realized I...
1264
01:22:12,958 --> 01:22:15,499
Have been running after life this whole time
1265
01:22:16,167 --> 01:22:17,708
how absurd
1266
01:22:18,625 --> 01:22:20,166
you are my life goal
1267
01:22:20,833 --> 01:22:22,166
I keep chasing and chasing
1268
01:22:23,917 --> 01:22:26,167
after the basic needs of life
1269
01:22:26,958 --> 01:22:28,624
in fact I was never short of anything
1270
01:22:29,667 --> 01:22:31,625
I don't mind an ordinary life
1271
01:22:32,458 --> 01:22:33,666
but not without you
1272
01:22:35,583 --> 01:22:36,666
Daisy
1273
01:22:37,792 --> 01:22:39,333
will you marry me?
1274
01:22:44,167 --> 01:22:46,417
I've been waiting forever for that question!
1275
01:22:46,458 --> 01:22:47,958
Awesome!
1276
01:22:48,458 --> 01:22:49,333
Congratulations!
1277
01:22:50,667 --> 01:22:53,125
A prodigal who returns
is more precious than gold
1278
01:22:53,125 --> 01:22:55,708
every cloud has a silver lining
1279
01:22:55,708 --> 01:22:57,333
congratulations!
1280
01:22:58,500 --> 01:23:00,166
You two are true brothers
1281
01:23:00,167 --> 01:23:02,125
one tries to kill himself right
before his birthday
1282
01:23:02,125 --> 01:23:04,583
the other proposes after being saved
1283
01:23:05,917 --> 01:23:07,958
stop it, you have messed up my makeup
1284
01:23:09,208 --> 01:23:10,249
ok, let's go touch up
1285
01:23:10,292 --> 01:23:12,750
- okay, come with me
- my wife, be careful
1286
01:23:12,833 --> 01:23:14,916
- be careful...
- Easy on him
1287
01:23:15,583 --> 01:23:17,249
congratulations to you two!
1288
01:23:20,208 --> 01:23:23,374
Why does your speech sound familiar?
1289
01:23:23,542 --> 01:23:25,083
The song "chased" by lesile cheung
1290
01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:26,166
I keep chasing and chasing
1291
01:23:26,333 --> 01:23:29,083
oh, you couldn't get away anyways
1292
01:23:30,958 --> 01:23:33,458
you saw it, I had no choice
1293
01:23:33,917 --> 01:23:37,208
I guess I'll lose myjob
too after this incident
1294
01:23:37,792 --> 01:23:38,667
besides
1295
01:23:38,667 --> 01:23:40,000
approaching middle-age
1296
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:41,125
I just have to
1297
01:23:41,125 --> 01:23:43,625
get to the root of the problem
1298
01:23:43,833 --> 01:23:45,583
and find a companion
1299
01:23:45,875 --> 01:23:48,083
Daisy is always here for me
1300
01:23:48,250 --> 01:23:49,291
and she has a stable income
1301
01:23:49,917 --> 01:23:52,542
instead of living like a loner
1302
01:23:52,958 --> 01:23:54,708
I'd rather find a sugar mommy
1303
01:23:55,833 --> 01:23:57,416
you're awful
1304
01:23:58,458 --> 01:24:01,791
enough about me, I have something to tell you
1305
01:24:03,042 --> 01:24:03,750
what's up?
1306
01:24:04,250 --> 01:24:06,875
Since the beginning, Emily has planned
1307
01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:08,625
to take your money for the restaurant
1308
01:24:08,625 --> 01:24:10,791
do you know who the new owner is?
1309
01:24:10,792 --> 01:24:12,708
It's her cousin Sara's boyfriend
1310
01:24:12,792 --> 01:24:14,417
that's not possible
1311
01:24:14,417 --> 01:24:15,667
what is he going to do with the restaurant?
1312
01:24:15,667 --> 01:24:18,500
That...Restaurant doesn't even have a kitchen,
it is impossible
1313
01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:19,666
here's what interesting!
1314
01:24:19,667 --> 01:24:22,208
Isn't there a little penthouse
behind the restaurant?
1315
01:24:22,208 --> 01:24:23,541
When you bought the place
1316
01:24:23,542 --> 01:24:25,583
someone rented that penthouse at the same time
1317
01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:27,833
and converted it into a kitchen
1318
01:24:27,833 --> 01:24:30,874
they opened a doorway in between
1319
01:24:31,458 --> 01:24:32,666
and adjoined the spaces
1320
01:24:33,292 --> 01:24:34,917
do you know where she put the door?
1321
01:24:35,375 --> 01:24:37,333
The place where our lovely Emily
1322
01:24:37,625 --> 01:24:39,708
insisted to do graffiti on
1323
01:24:39,708 --> 01:24:41,374
and wouldn't let you touch it
1324
01:24:42,292 --> 01:24:45,125
didn't she say her grandpa came from Korea?
1325
01:24:45,292 --> 01:24:46,667
Bullshit!
1326
01:24:46,667 --> 01:24:49,458
My friend told me, she came from chaozhou
1327
01:24:49,458 --> 01:24:51,499
not Korea! Now do you still trust her?
1328
01:24:56,875 --> 01:24:58,458
You don't have to believe me now
1329
01:24:58,958 --> 01:25:00,541
go see for yourself
1330
01:25:00,542 --> 01:25:02,667
see if that's where the door is
1331
01:25:15,042 --> 01:25:19,125
there's no point visiting the restaurant again
1332
01:25:19,917 --> 01:25:23,125
I'd rather choose to believe that
1333
01:25:23,708 --> 01:25:27,208
I once fell in love with
1334
01:25:27,208 --> 01:25:29,291
a girl who eat nail clippers
1335
01:27:08,208 --> 01:27:09,874
do you know why we need to surf?
1336
01:27:12,750 --> 01:27:14,250
It is not for fun
1337
01:27:15,583 --> 01:27:17,208
but to face your fears
1338
01:27:18,042 --> 01:27:19,667
if you were hit by a wave
1339
01:27:20,458 --> 01:27:21,833
you can choose to run away from it
1340
01:27:22,792 --> 01:27:26,500
or you can get up and try again
1341
01:28:44,500 --> 01:28:45,458
what's up with you?
1342
01:28:47,542 --> 01:28:50,167
Bro, where have you been these past six months?
1343
01:28:50,542 --> 01:28:52,833
If it weren't for my wedding,
you'd never have come back, right?
1344
01:28:53,292 --> 01:28:55,250
Exactly. I'm kidding, congratulations
1345
01:28:55,417 --> 01:28:57,875
forget it
1346
01:28:57,875 --> 01:29:00,166
I should thank you instead,
if it weren't for you
1347
01:29:00,167 --> 01:29:02,167
- I don't think I'd have gotten married
- why?
1348
01:29:02,750 --> 01:29:04,541
Because you've had
too many failed relationships
1349
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:06,458
so I can't help thinking about it
1350
01:29:06,458 --> 01:29:09,749
hot guys like us seldom
have lasting relationships
1351
01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:12,333
that is why when we have found the one
1352
01:29:12,333 --> 01:29:13,833
hold them tight and never let go
1353
01:29:14,167 --> 01:29:15,833
let me introduce you to my bridesmaids
1354
01:29:15,833 --> 01:29:17,416
they're all single with hot bodies
1355
01:29:19,583 --> 01:29:20,416
it's okay
1356
01:29:20,417 --> 01:29:22,333
enjoy your night, congratulations again
1357
01:29:23,792 --> 01:29:24,708
don't go missing again
1358
01:29:24,917 --> 01:29:25,750
okay
1359
01:29:25,750 --> 01:29:26,583
see you later
1360
01:29:26,583 --> 01:29:27,416
okay
1361
01:29:40,167 --> 01:29:41,875
hey,sean
1362
01:29:42,458 --> 01:29:44,791
hey, how're you? Long time no see
1363
01:29:44,792 --> 01:29:45,750
good. How're you?
1364
01:29:45,750 --> 01:29:47,250
Yeah, where have you been?
1365
01:29:47,917 --> 01:29:49,917
Sorry, I'll talk to you later, okay?
1366
01:29:49,917 --> 01:29:50,917
Okay, take care
1367
01:30:08,208 --> 01:30:09,958
I have been away for so long
1368
01:30:10,750 --> 01:30:12,875
not sure why the banana still hasn't gone bad
1369
01:30:17,042 --> 01:30:18,958
I always wanted to know
1370
01:30:20,708 --> 01:30:22,583
the key you left at my house...
1371
01:30:24,292 --> 01:30:26,042
What's it for?
1372
01:30:27,042 --> 01:30:28,208
My front door
1373
01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:32,458
then...How did you get home?
1374
01:30:34,125 --> 01:30:36,916
Locksmith, what else could it be?
1375
01:30:38,625 --> 01:30:39,666
Why?
1376
01:30:40,292 --> 01:30:43,458
Perhaps I am just like you, believing that
1377
01:30:44,792 --> 01:30:48,083
unconditional love is true love
1378
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:56,208
can you dance?
1379
01:30:57,292 --> 01:30:59,083
Should be easy
1380
01:31:00,542 --> 01:31:01,958
perhaps it is like
1381
01:31:03,042 --> 01:31:05,333
surfing in between music notes
1382
01:31:09,792 --> 01:31:11,667
listen to your bullshit!
1383
01:31:13,042 --> 01:31:13,917
Idiot
1384
01:32:05,125 --> 01:32:09,625
"'lf you believe there is a mountain,
then there is a mountain' - Sean"
1385
01:32:13,125 --> 01:32:15,666
if you believe there is a mountain,
then there is a mountain
1386
01:33:20,625 --> 01:33:22,166
I finally understand
1387
01:33:23,250 --> 01:33:25,916
an ocean without waves is not an ocean
1388
01:33:27,125 --> 01:33:28,958
just like love without pain
1389
01:33:29,167 --> 01:33:30,750
ls not love
1390
01:33:32,875 --> 01:33:35,125
we can't avoid getting hurt
1391
01:33:35,917 --> 01:33:40,417
but we can choose to get back up again
1392
01:34:04,375 --> 01:34:07,375
my friends all call Emily a liar
1393
01:34:09,208 --> 01:34:11,999
and say they have the photos to prove it
1394
01:34:15,250 --> 01:34:17,791
but I don't want to see the proof
1395
01:34:18,625 --> 01:34:20,541
I'd rather believe that
1396
01:34:20,708 --> 01:34:23,166
I once fell in love with
1397
01:34:23,917 --> 01:34:25,833
a girl who eats nail clippers
1398
01:34:26,000 --> 01:34:29,166
special appearances ekin Cheng
1399
01:34:29,750 --> 01:34:33,583
special appearances sie yi lin hsu wei ning
1400
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:37,708
lin chen shi lin yu chih
jacky cai joy sheng
1401
01:34:38,250 --> 01:34:41,833
visual effects supervisor sound designer
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