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Ahh!
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Welcome, horror hooligans.
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This is your shiver chef.
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It's disgusting what people
will do to stay young!
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What's the matter
with you?
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You want to keep
that 90-pound corpse
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for the rest
of your death?
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Keep pumping while
I tell the story.
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Tonight's story
is about an old man
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who finds a new wrinkle
in the fountain of youth...
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A twisted tale
that we callthe switch.
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Have you been here
all night, sir?
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You're liable to catch
your death of cold.
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Ha ha ha!
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Are you
all right, sir?
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I'm in love, fulton.
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I'm in love.
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Have you taken
your medicine, sir?
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I knew you'd think
I'd gone mad,
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but it's true.
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I am madly,
desperately in love.
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She's cultured,
sophisticated,
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and what's best...
She's young.
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Young, sir?
Forgive me, sir.
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Are you sure she's interested
in you and not your...
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Money?
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Don't worry,
fulton.
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I love Linda.
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I want to marry her
very much,
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but only if she loves me
and not my money.
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She has no idea
of how wealthy I am.
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I have absolutely
no intention of telling her.
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Rather good
thinking, sir.
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This house has
needed a new life
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for a long, long time.
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And Linda is
going to bring it.
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Come on, fulton.
Let's open the curtains.
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Right you are, sir.
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Open the curtains!
Let some light in here!
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It's been dark long enough!
Open all the curtains!
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"The lord said, let there be
light, and there was light."
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We'll have the sun,
the moon, the stars, Linda!
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It's time for us
to live again, fulton!
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You could have dressed a
little more smartly, sir.
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I don't want her
to know about me, fulton.
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Then tally-ho and
good hunting, sir.
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Thank you, fulton.
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Ah,
they're lovely, Carlton.
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They're as beautiful as all the
other flowers you've given me.
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Not half as
beautiful as you.
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You've made me
very happy, Linda,
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and I'd like to
make you happy, too.
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What do you mean?
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I don't have
very much money,
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but I'd gladly share whatever
I have if you'd marry me.
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Carlton, I can't.
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Why not?
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You are so sweet
to me, Carlton,
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and I appreciate that,
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but when I look
into your face,
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I know that I could
never marry you.
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You look too old,
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old enough to be
my grandfather.
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You're right.
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I guess I've had
this old face...
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A long, long time.
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A long, long time.
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But...
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I'm not...
Going to let that...
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Keep us apart.
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What do you mean?
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I'll do anything it takes
to make you happy...
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Anything.
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May I inquire how
everything went, sir?
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Perfect, fulton.
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Everything...
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Is going to be...
Just...
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Perfect.
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So young.
So young.
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So young.
So young.
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Did you say something?
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No.
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They say Dr. Thorne is
such a miracle worker.
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He can take as much as 5 to
10 years off your appearance.
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5 to 10 years?
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Wouldn't that solve
all our problems?
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The doctor
can see you now.
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The doctor
can see you now.
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We could start by
tightening under the chin
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and across
the forehead.
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That's not enough.
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We could continue
with 2 eye tucks.
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Still not enough.
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We could even add
new cheekbones
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and a chin implant.
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And a chin implant.
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I want to look still
younger than that.
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Well, there are vitamin
shots and hormones.
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Take a look at what we
did with this gentleman.
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Using those techniques, I've
made him look 20 years younger.
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I want to look like
I'm 30 years old.
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Mr. Webster, I can only
turn back the clock so far.
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At your advanced age,
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there's only so much that can
be done with the human face.
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I don't think you fully
understand me, doctor.
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I don't expect you to
makemyface look 30.
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Then what
do you expect?
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A wholenewface.
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That's impossible!
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Mmm...
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I heard there's someone
who can do it.
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You understand that this kind
of referral doesn't come cheap,
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don't you?
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Life is cheap,
doctor...
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But youth...
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Youth is very,
very precious.
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Are you sure you'll
be all right?, sir
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oh, I'll be fine.
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I'll just show you
to the door.
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Thank you, yes. But then go on back.
I'll be all right.
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Come.
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The anesthetic, the nerve
work, the technology...
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$1 million.
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$1 million?
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It's not so much,
Mr. Webster.
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In fact, for a miracle,
it's not much at all.
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But...
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How can I be certain
that it would work?
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Because I have performed
the operation before.
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Where?
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In bratislava.
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But in America,
no one believes me.
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They call me charlatan.
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They laughed about
organ transplants, too.
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One day, they will
write about me.
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One day, they will
worship me, the fools.
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I think it's outrageous.
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$1 million for
a simple operation?
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Simple? This is a very complex
operation, Mr. Webster!
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Only a doctor of
the greatest talent
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would even dare
to attempt it...
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Someone like me!
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Besides...
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The operation only
costs $100,000.
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Well... What is
the other 900,000 for?
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The young man's face.
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What young man?
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You think faces grow on trees, Mr.
Webster, like grapefruit?
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No! They come from living,
breathing human beings.
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This is hans.
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Come. Take a closer
look, Mr. Webster.
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So what do you think of him, Mr.
Webster?
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A good, strong jaw,
solid cheekbones,
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sparkling green eyes...
Excellent genes.
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I should know. I helped
to breed them myself.
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Don't forget my hair.
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That's right. The
very best of hair.
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So I...
Get his face?
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And I will get
your money.
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Do I get his brain?
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Ha ha ha! Did you
hear that, hans?
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Mr. Webster is afraid
he will end up
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with your brain
as well.
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Don't worry,
Mr. Webster.
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You get to keep
your brain.
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I only change the skull
bone and flesh covering.
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In a way,
it's too bad
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because hans has a very,
very powerful brain.
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Because hans has a very,
very powerful brain.
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So...
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We finally
come down to it.
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How much do you really
want to be young?
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Don't be frightened,
Mr. Webster.
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Just take a peek
in the mirror, huh?
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What do you think?
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It's not
what I expected.
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Now, don't worry.
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It will take time
for your face to heal
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and for your features to take
on their permanent shape.
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Then you'll look
just like hans.
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I can't wait for
Linda to see me.
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I'm sure she'll be
very pleased with you.
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Just wait until
your face is ready
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before you go to her.
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Where is hans?
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He's around.
I'm going to keep him here
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just in case
we need him again.
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Why would
we need him again?
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You never know,
do you?
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I'm glad you're
all right, sir.
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I was worried about you.
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What have they done
to your face?
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Surprise!
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Oh, my god!
What have you done?
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I've done it, Linda...
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Plastic surgery,
just for you.
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But why? Why on earth
would you do such a thing?
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To make you happy
with me.
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Now nothing
can stop us.
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But your face... It's so
different and bizarre,
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and your body's
still old and decrepit.
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And your body's
still old and decrepit.
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But I thought this...
Was what you wanted.
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But I couldn't possibly
give myself to...
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An old man.
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I'm sorry, Carlton.
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No. don't...
Don't be sorry.
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Just be
patient, hmm?
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Do you think you're doing
the right thing, sir?
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What do you mean,
fulton?
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Well, what assurances
do you have
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that shewill
fall in love with you,
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even after you make...
These changes?
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Because I love her,
and love conquers all.
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Love can also
be blind, sir.
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I just pray you're not
the only one it conquers.
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Hmph.
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Of course I can give you
a new torso, Mr. Webster.
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It will be
no problem whatsoever.
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What about my face?
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Oh, it will
be perfect!
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How much will it cost,
this new torso?
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$2 million.
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What?
That's insane.
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To take a man's body,
you must pay dearly.
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You 2 are taking
most of my money.
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That's very sad,
Mr. Webster.
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Perhaps next time,
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you will know better
than to grow old.
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You will know better
than to grow old.
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Now, let us begin
to count to, uh,
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let's say,
2 million.
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Ha ha ha!
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It's amazing.
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It's an absolute
miracle.
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Oh, no, Mr. Webster.
It's just an operation.
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I can't wait for
Linda to see me.
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She won't refuse me
now, doctor.
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I'm sure she will be
very happy,
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but just in case,
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you know where
you can find me.
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You know where
you can find me.
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I just can't get over your
transformation, Carl.
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Not bad, huh?
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Not bad?
You look wonderful.
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Wonderful enough
to take a swim?
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Sure.
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00:18:08,403 --> 00:18:09,404
How about
right now?
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Ok. I've got
your suit.
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Here.
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Here.
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You ready?
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00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,707
Let's go!
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00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:35,763
What's wrong?
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00:18:35,764 --> 00:18:37,131
It's your legs.
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They're so
scrawny and old.
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Look at the sagging
skin and the veins.
258
00:18:42,805 --> 00:18:45,774
For god's sakes, Linda,
what more do you want?
259
00:18:46,275 --> 00:18:48,276
Won't you ever
be satisfied?
260
00:18:48,277 --> 00:18:52,147
I know what I want, Carlton,
and you just don't have it.
261
00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:00,239
Come in.
262
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,251
I've closed
the house down, sir.
263
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:16,087
I best
be on my way.
264
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,472
I shall
miss you, sir.
265
00:19:18,473 --> 00:19:20,975
I shall miss you,
too, fulton,
266
00:19:20,976 --> 00:19:23,477
very much so,
267
00:19:23,478 --> 00:19:27,398
but with my current
financial situation,
268
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:31,402
I can neither
afford the house...
269
00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:32,905
Or you.
270
00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:35,406
I understand.
271
00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:38,743
I hope you find what
you're looking for, sir.
272
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:39,745
By god,
I will, fulton.
273
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:41,747
By god, I will.
274
00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:42,247
By god, I will.
275
00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:52,590
A new lower body,
Mr. Webster?
276
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,342
That should be
no problem, eh?
277
00:19:54,343 --> 00:19:56,677
How much?
278
00:19:56,678 --> 00:19:57,929
Oh, let's say,
uh...
279
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,715
$ 1 million a limb.
280
00:20:00,716 --> 00:20:05,102
That's another
$2 million?
281
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:06,354
I'm afraid,
Mr. Webster,
282
00:20:06,355 --> 00:20:08,357
it's $3 million.
283
00:20:08,857 --> 00:20:08,857
It's $3 million.
284
00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:11,726
What do you mean?
285
00:20:11,727 --> 00:20:14,528
Well, you're forgetting the
most crucial limb of all,
286
00:20:14,529 --> 00:20:18,733
the limb that if you truly
wish to satisfy your lover
287
00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:21,235
is the limb she would want
replaced most of all.
288
00:20:21,236 --> 00:20:22,738
Ha ha ha!
289
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:33,414
How can you be sure
hans would do this?
290
00:20:33,415 --> 00:20:36,384
He's starting to enjoy
his new fortune.
291
00:20:36,385 --> 00:20:38,886
It's made a remarkable
change in him.
292
00:20:38,887 --> 00:20:43,557
I'm sure he would agree
to one final exchange.
293
00:20:43,558 --> 00:20:49,931
$3 million is all the money
I have left in this world.
294
00:20:49,932 --> 00:20:54,435
Well, then maybe you should
keep your money, Mr. Webster,
295
00:20:54,436 --> 00:20:55,937
and forget about
the girl.
296
00:20:55,938 --> 00:20:58,323
The choice is
up to you.
297
00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:50,574
You are an Adonis now.
298
00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:53,578
Everything about you, down
to the most minute detail,
299
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:55,079
is perfect.
300
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,582
Absolutely perfect.
301
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:01,086
I can't
believe it.
302
00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:07,259
Wait till Linda
sees this!
303
00:22:18,186 --> 00:22:19,187
Linda.
304
00:22:19,688 --> 00:22:20,439
You here about
the apartment?
305
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,772
Where's Linda?
306
00:22:21,773 --> 00:22:23,274
She moved.
307
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:25,776
Moved?
That's impossible.
308
00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:27,161
Where?
309
00:22:27,162 --> 00:22:29,080
Some fancy place
uptown.
310
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:31,082
Here's her address.
311
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,035
Uh-uh.
312
00:22:39,541 --> 00:22:41,042
Pal, is this your car?
313
00:22:41,043 --> 00:22:42,543
What do you want?
314
00:22:42,544 --> 00:22:44,045
A ride, man.
315
00:22:44,046 --> 00:22:46,047
You want a ride?
316
00:22:46,048 --> 00:22:47,549
You can have a ride.
317
00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:48,050
You can have a ride.
318
00:22:49,551 --> 00:22:52,520
Whoa! Unh!
319
00:22:52,521 --> 00:22:54,940
Anybody else
want a ride?
320
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:56,808
Let's go, boys.
321
00:23:04,566 --> 00:23:06,068
Who do you wish
to see, sir?
322
00:23:06,568 --> 00:23:08,569
I'm looking for
Linda's apartment.
323
00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:10,071
Sir, you have to
be announced first.
324
00:23:10,072 --> 00:23:12,074
Sir?
Please.
325
00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:17,628
Linda?
326
00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:18,630
Linda!
327
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:24,001
Ahh...
I've done it!
328
00:23:24,002 --> 00:23:25,886
I did it.
329
00:23:25,887 --> 00:23:27,388
I've become
the man you wanted,
330
00:23:27,389 --> 00:23:29,890
and look
what I've brought you.
331
00:23:29,891 --> 00:23:31,976
Marry me, Linda.
332
00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:33,477
I can't.
333
00:23:33,478 --> 00:23:35,346
Why not?
334
00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:37,648
I'm already married.
335
00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:39,900
What?
336
00:23:39,901 --> 00:23:41,819
You're nice, Carlton,
337
00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:44,688
but I needed a man
of financial means
338
00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:47,108
who could make me comfortable
for the rest of my life.
339
00:23:47,109 --> 00:23:48,109
Married?
340
00:23:48,110 --> 00:23:49,494
A man with
enough money
341
00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:51,996
so I'd never have to
worry about being poor,
342
00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:54,449
a man who understood
the importance of money.
343
00:23:54,950 --> 00:23:56,700
But, Linda...
344
00:23:56,701 --> 00:24:00,037
I found my new husband,
Carlton.
345
00:24:00,038 --> 00:24:02,040
His name is hans.
346
00:24:07,929 --> 00:24:09,798
Hans?
347
00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:13,185
Your cocktails, sir.
348
00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:18,056
Thank you,
fulton.
349
00:24:24,813 --> 00:24:29,984
Ha ha ha ha!
350
00:24:29,985 --> 00:24:32,786
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
351
00:24:32,787 --> 00:24:34,789
Ha ha ha ha!
352
00:24:35,290 --> 00:24:35,290
Ha ha ha ha!
353
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,661
Poor Carlton.
354
00:24:40,662 --> 00:24:43,164
Looks like he blew it!
355
00:24:43,165 --> 00:24:46,667
But no pain, no gain.
356
00:24:46,668 --> 00:24:52,173
I like a body
that's nice and strong.
357
00:24:52,174 --> 00:24:55,177
It's your lucky day,
fella.
358
00:24:55,677 --> 00:24:59,181
We want to pump... You up.
359
00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:08,189
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