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Isn't this beautiful?
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I have always wanted to
come to the hollywood bowl.
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Oh, look at the stars.
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Those are traffic helicopters.
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I'm still making a wish.
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What possessed you to buy these tickets?
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I bought 'em at a school auction.
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I bought the whole series 'cause
I thought it made me look smart.
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And I thought I was bidding
on a cotton candy machine.
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See?
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"See?" What "see?"
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What did you tell her?
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See?
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You were right.
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Think it's great.
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We live in a city full of culture and
we never take advantage of any of it.
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Maybe this weekend we
should go to a museum.
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Pass.
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I love you.
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Oh, isn't this nice?
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Thank you for inviting me, christine.
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Is your date meeting us here?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Don't do that.
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No, truth is, bree, I-I
don't have a date tonight.
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D anI'm completely fine with it.
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No. No, no "aww." I
mean, I was dating someone.
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I'm not now, but I'm not going to wait l
le my life until I find another someone.
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Besides there's nothing wrong
with being a single woman.
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I mean look at these ladies.
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They don't have dates.
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I think they might be dating each other.
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That's smart.
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Look, your date's here, too.
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Say hello to coleman.
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That's funny.
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You two can just chill.
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Oh, yeah. That's crazy funny.
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Oh, look who's here.
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Oh, hey.
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You know, christine, the concert where they
play the cartoon theme songs isn't tonight.
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You tricked me.
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Wow, christine, look at you.
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The hollywood bowl, the most romantic
place in los angeles, all by yourself.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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I'm going to go make up with my husband.
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I swear to god you were put on this
earth to scare the crap out of me.
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You're welcome.
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Well, enjoy the concert.
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You know, I never really thought
of you as the classical music type.
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Why? We're very sophisticated.
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Okay.
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Well, the first piece is a suite, so
don't clap between the movements, okay?
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Movements.
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I love you.
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Oh, here we go.
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Boy, I could really go
for some cotton candy.
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God, I hate classical music.
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I'll tell you this right now.
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I am considering seriously not letting any of
you come to the next classical music concert.
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Oh, no.
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Yes, matthew.
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You guys spent the
entire time making out.
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It showed a complete
lack of respect for me,
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for the other music
lovers, for the music players,
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and the guy with the stick.
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Yeah, the whole night was kind of a loss.
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I didn't really click with bree.
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You didn't click?
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I heard zippers.
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Well, yeah, we gave it a shot.
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Hey, and what about those
ladies in the box next to us?
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I thought the whole beauty of being a lesbian
was that you didn't have to have sex anymore.
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Not in the movies I've seen.
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Hey, christine. Would you ever
let me fix you up with someone?
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No, I never would.
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Why not? We have the same taste in men.
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No, we really don'T.
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You've been with the two men I love
most in the world, richard and my father.
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And I'm fine with it.
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There's a guy in my office
who would be perfect for you.
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He's smart. He'sweet. He's funny.
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And you know what they
say,"opposites attract."
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I can get my own men.
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Yeah, go check your traps.
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Well, let me know if
you change your mind.
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- See ya.
- Bye.
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You should let her set you up.
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I'm not ready to get
into another relationship.
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Bonody said anything
about a relationship.
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Why does everything
have to be so serious?
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What about just going out for fun?
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You always get ahead of yourself.
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I do not get ahead of myself.
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I'm just not ready to get married again.
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Oh, my god. Nobody's getting married.
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Well, I'm not having kids out of wedlock.
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Oh, my god, we're talking
about a, a two-hour date.
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Somebody to listen to
your boring music with.
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Then what?
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Well, and then nothing.
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Unless you want another date.
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But maybe you want your
next date with somebody else.
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You can do that, too.
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Or not.
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And I'm in love with all of these men?
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No, you're not in love with anyone.
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You're casual dating.
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Men do it all the time.
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But I sleep with all of these men?
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Well, probably.
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What am I doing with my life?
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I hate blind dates.
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I hate classical music.
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I even kind of hate you right now.
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What did I do?
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If you hadn't tricked me into marrying you
then we would never have gotten divorced,
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and you would never
have dated new christine
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and I would not be going
out on a blind date.
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I can't tell you how sorry I am.
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Oh, good. They're already here.
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Richard, christine, thiss my friend timmy.
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Timmy, that's her.
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Old christine.
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Oh, my god, he's, like, ten.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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- Pleased to meet you. Timmy, is it?
- Uh, yes, sir.
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Okay, take it easy on me there, big guy.
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Scoot over so your date can sit down.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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It's good to meet you, christine.
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I've heard a lot about you.
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Wow, uh, christine was
right. You are gorgeous.
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Ah, yeah, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
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Okay, switch places with me.
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Oh, do you need me to take
him to the boys' room?
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Okay, okay.
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What are you doing to me?
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Isn't he great?
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He's 12.
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Oh, I don't think so. I
think he's in his 20s.
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Yeah!
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What's wrong?
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What's wrong? I-I'm like
ten years older than him.
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Your bra is ten years older than him.
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Yeah. The store where I bought
it isn't even open anymore.
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I didn't even think about his age.
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Age is just a number to me.
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And he's nice.
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And you're... single.
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Who cares about his age?
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Yeah, easy for you to say. You've
still got elastic in your bra.
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Oh, I'm not wearing a bra.
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Okay, stop it! Stop it!
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Look, it really doesn't matter.
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It's just a date.
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Men date younger women all the time.
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Yeah, I know men do do it all the time.
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But just because men do it, does
that mean I have to do it?
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Oh, god.
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All right, move.
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Oh, hey, christine.
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Hey, ritchie.
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Wow, you're lucky he sits so still.
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I have to bring a dvd
player for my kids.
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Okay, you know, I can't do this.
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Christine, you seem uncomfortable.
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- Yeah, well...
- Is everything okay?
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I mean, you know, I'm sorry, but the
age difference feels a little...
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are, are you really a lawyer?
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Well, I haven't passed the bar.
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- Can you go into a bar?
- Yes, yes.
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Look, I know, I have a, a baby face.
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- But I'm not as young as I look.
- Okay.
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Hey, can't we just enjoy the evening?
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I-I don't want you to be uncomfortable, but
I'm very happy to be here.
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I love classical music.
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It's a beautiful night.
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I get to stay up past my bedtime.
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Well, I just feel ridiculous.
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Really?
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Because you look beautiful.
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Oh, okay, yeah...look...
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I'm sure you're a
really nice person, tim.
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Timmy.
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Tim. It's tim.
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Okay, but this is not going to work.
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I mean, you couldn't have been
expecting somebody my age, either.
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Well, I knew you'd be a little
bit older, but I-I don't care.
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I mean, we haven't even
had a conversation yet.
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Don't you think it's a little shallow to decide
that you don't like me just based on a number?
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Well, yeah, but your number is so
small, and my number is so big.
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Look, let's just have our
date, and if you don't like me,
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we'll have some quick incredible
sex and go our separate ways.
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Well, okay.
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I guess we can... stay for the concert.
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Okay, I like him.
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Can I get anybody a
glass of wine over here?
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Actually, I think we're
going to want a bottle.
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Okay, I love him.
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I'm going to need to see your id.
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This happens to me all... the... time.
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Not you, ma'am.
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Not you, ma'am.
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Oh, shoot. I carpooled with christine
so I didn't bring my wallet.
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Can we vouch for him?
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Are you his parents?
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No, I set him up with her.
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I don't see age.
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That's gross.
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Okay, you know, here's an idea.
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Can you just bring me the wine?
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I'm sorry.
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I can't serve any of
you unless I see his id.
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Actually, you know, I live close to here.
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If you want, you can just drive
me home and I'll get my id.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, that's silly.
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I mean, you know, we don't need the wine.
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We'll just enjoy the music.
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Okay, let's go get your id.
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Ah, wow, I have never
been so happy to be home.
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You are a terrible driver.
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Oh, no, I'm actually not that bad.
224
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It's just while I was
putting on my chapstick,
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my shoe fell off and it got wedged
under the brake for a while, so.
226
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Well, luckily, it didn't distract
from your cell phone conversation.
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I'm gonna go get my, uh, driver's license.
228
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In fact, why don't you let me drive
back, and you can tend to your lips.
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My lips.
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Your house is nice.
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So are yours.
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Okay, I'm going to go get my license.
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God, I hate classical music.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, christine. This is your
9:00 fake emergency phone call.
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What?
237
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You asked me to call you at 9:00 just in case
you needed an excuse to get out of your date.
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Actually, you know what? I don't need
it 'cause I'm having a pretty nice time.
239
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I mean, at first, I thought
he seemed a little young,
240
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but, you know, age is just a number, right?
241
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I mean, men do it all the time.
242
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Men do what all the time?
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You know, date......youngsters.
244
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You're dating a youngster?
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Oh, you know, he's very
together, and he's got a good job.
246
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And his house is nice, and he
drinks wine, and he likes my lips.
247
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I might love him.
248
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You're very stable.
249
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Hey, why is there an echo?
250
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Wait. Are you in my tub again?
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Uh, no.
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Hey, matthew...
253
00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:41,885
oh, damn it.
254
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:44,481
There better not be hair in my loofah.
255
00:12:46,609 --> 00:12:48,955
Hey, I heard your phone
ring. Is everything okay?
256
00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:50,984
Yeah, it was just my
brother, just checking in.
257
00:12:50,994 --> 00:12:52,301
Everything's fine.
258
00:12:52,321 --> 00:12:55,957
Well, I got my id, so if you
want, we can get back in the car,
259
00:12:55,967 --> 00:12:59,553
fight the traffic, find our
seats, and then order some wine.
260
00:12:59,573 --> 00:13:03,428
Or, I was thinking maybe
we could just sit here,
261
00:13:03,438 --> 00:13:07,543
drink some free wine, listen
to music with words.
262
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:13,594
Well, I do love wine... and words.
263
00:13:14,303 --> 00:13:19,887
So, am I imagining things, or did we
have a little...moment back there?
264
00:13:22,004 --> 00:13:23,762
I don't know.
265
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:39,592
I'm not looking.
266
00:13:39,602 --> 00:13:41,559
I'm just getting my face cream.
267
00:13:41,569 --> 00:13:42,188
Mom!
268
00:13:42,198 --> 00:13:43,737
Mom?
269
00:13:46,633 --> 00:13:48,990
What are you doing? I told
you I had a date tonight.
270
00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:51,097
This is your date?
271
00:13:51,717 --> 00:13:54,013
This is your mom?
272
00:13:54,932 --> 00:13:57,258
What the hell are you doing to my son?
273
00:13:57,268 --> 00:13:58,827
- Oh, I got to go.
- I'm going with you.
274
00:13:58,847 --> 00:14:01,404
No. You are going nowhere
except straight to your room.
275
00:14:01,414 --> 00:14:02,633
What? You live with your mom?
276
00:14:02,653 --> 00:14:04,979
What? What? Where else
is he going to live?
277
00:14:04,989 --> 00:14:06,287
He's an intern in a law office.
278
00:14:06,307 --> 00:14:07,076
They don't even pay him.
279
00:14:07,086 --> 00:14:08,944
He's barely getting college credit.
280
00:14:08,954 --> 00:14:11,671
Oh, my god!
281
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:14,147
And what is the matter with you?
282
00:14:14,167 --> 00:14:15,806
You're 20 years older than him.
283
00:14:15,846 --> 00:14:18,182
That has not been established.
284
00:14:18,353 --> 00:14:19,601
Mom, why don't you just...
285
00:14:19,631 --> 00:14:22,756
go to your room! Go to your room!
286
00:14:22,777 --> 00:14:26,093
God, I hate you! You ruin everything!
287
00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,659
Christine, I had a wonderful
time. I'll call you.
288
00:14:28,689 --> 00:14:30,617
I'm sorry about... her.
289
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,554
Oh, my god!
290
00:14:32,574 --> 00:14:33,413
Do you have mommy issues?
291
00:14:33,423 --> 00:14:35,301
I mean, you might as well be dating me!
292
00:14:35,311 --> 00:14:36,579
Oh, my god!
293
00:14:36,589 --> 00:14:37,607
Go to your room!
294
00:14:37,637 --> 00:14:39,826
Listen to your mother!
295
00:14:41,733 --> 00:14:44,459
You better get out
before I call the police.
296
00:14:44,499 --> 00:14:45,847
Oh, it's not a crime.
297
00:14:45,857 --> 00:14:47,385
Men do it all the time.
298
00:14:47,395 --> 00:14:48,753
Men are disgusting.
299
00:14:48,773 --> 00:14:50,691
Oh, yeah.
300
00:14:52,179 --> 00:14:52,938
Get out!
301
00:14:52,948 --> 00:14:56,114
Oh, I-I just... I think I dropped
my chapstick on the couch.
302
00:14:56,144 --> 00:14:57,152
But you know what? You keep it.
303
00:14:57,172 --> 00:15:00,528
I'm just gonna, uh, go, and, uh, you...
304
00:15:00,549 --> 00:15:04,524
you've done a lovely job raising your
son, and you have a beautiful home.
305
00:15:04,553 --> 00:15:06,012
- Christine, call me!
- Go!
306
00:15:06,052 --> 00:15:08,118
I'm going!
307
00:15:16,269 --> 00:15:18,936
I am not a pervert.
308
00:15:20,483 --> 00:15:23,779
And I was not in your tub.
309
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,465
Why did I let you
talk me into a fix-up?
310
00:15:26,475 --> 00:15:27,874
It was a disaster.
311
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,231
His mother caught us
kissing on the couch.
312
00:15:30,251 --> 00:15:31,539
Oh, my god. Is she going to call our mom?
313
00:15:31,549 --> 00:15:33,936
You're going to be so grounded.
314
00:15:34,815 --> 00:15:35,835
I know. It's so weird,
315
00:15:35,844 --> 00:15:39,340
but listen, matthew, now I
get why people date young.
316
00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:45,381
I mean, he was so fresh, and his gums
went all the way down to his teeth.
317
00:15:45,401 --> 00:15:47,369
He was just so adorable.
318
00:15:47,409 --> 00:15:51,284
I didn't know whether to
kiss him or smell his head.
319
00:15:51,425 --> 00:15:52,442
But you kissed him?
320
00:15:52,482 --> 00:15:54,400
I did both.
321
00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:56,028
And then his mother walked in.
322
00:15:56,058 --> 00:15:57,696
It was awful.
323
00:15:57,736 --> 00:15:58,934
This is alyoyo fault.
324
00:15:58,944 --> 00:15:59,654
How is it my fault?
325
00:15:59,684 --> 00:16:02,620
Well, if you hadn't told me 20
years ago that richard was so cool,
326
00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:04,607
I wouldn't have married
him, and then divorced him,
327
00:16:04,617 --> 00:16:08,263
and then gotten fixed up
by his stupid girlfriend.
328
00:16:08,482 --> 00:16:10,510
I deserved that.
329
00:16:11,069 --> 00:16:12,806
His mother was my age.
330
00:16:12,837 --> 00:16:14,035
She might have been younger.
331
00:16:14,055 --> 00:16:15,574
It was so embarrassing.
332
00:16:15,614 --> 00:16:17,121
Why aren't men embarrassed?
333
00:16:17,161 --> 00:16:19,039
I'm embarrassed.
334
00:16:20,267 --> 00:16:22,745
I hate classical music.
335
00:16:22,765 --> 00:16:25,011
God, I love wine.
336
00:16:29,985 --> 00:16:32,112
Is cisisne home?
337
00:16:34,559 --> 00:16:35,299
Just one minute.
338
00:16:35,308 --> 00:16:37,166
Let me check.
339
00:16:37,815 --> 00:16:39,693
Are you kidding me?
340
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:42,459
I told you!
341
00:16:42,489 --> 00:16:44,496
Smell his head!
342
00:16:45,315 --> 00:16:46,604
Men do it!
343
00:16:46,634 --> 00:16:47,613
I blame you!
344
00:16:47,653 --> 00:16:50,020
Agh, stupid richard!
345
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,816
Hi, timmy.
346
00:16:52,836 --> 00:16:55,293
Oh, timmy. Perfect.
347
00:16:55,563 --> 00:16:56,481
I ran away from home.
348
00:16:56,501 --> 00:16:58,978
Oh, no. Now it's perfect.
349
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,218
And she'S... she'S...she'S...
350
00:17:07,258 --> 00:17:10,743
okay, timmy, you have to breathe.
351
00:17:10,943 --> 00:17:12,900
I think I'm going to go to my room.
352
00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:15,976
She's just so mean, and I
was having such a good time.
353
00:17:16,006 --> 00:17:17,764
I really felt like I was going
to go all the way with you.
354
00:17:17,774 --> 00:17:19,991
Maybe just one more minute.
355
00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:22,968
You know what? No more wine for you.
356
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:24,006
Yeah, I don't feel so good.
357
00:17:24,016 --> 00:17:27,392
All I've had today is
wine and fruit roll-ups.
358
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,288
Feel like you need to throw up?
359
00:17:30,309 --> 00:17:32,745
Maybe I just need to
lie down for a minute.
360
00:17:32,755 --> 00:17:34,713
Poor little guy.
361
00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:38,269
I can't sleep.
362
00:17:38,408 --> 00:17:41,664
- Who's that?
- It's mommy's friend, timmy.
363
00:17:42,913 --> 00:17:45,139
Does he go to my school?
364
00:17:46,338 --> 00:17:47,706
No.
365
00:17:47,746 --> 00:17:49,743
Oh, god, do you?
366
00:17:49,884 --> 00:17:51,332
Christine, I really don't feel so good.
367
00:17:51,342 --> 00:17:53,618
Okay, you know what? I'm going
to get you some ginger ale.
368
00:17:53,638 --> 00:17:55,137
He gets to have ginger ale?
369
00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:58,443
Okay, I'll get you both some ginger ale.
370
00:17:58,762 --> 00:17:59,561
With a curly straw?
371
00:17:59,581 --> 00:18:01,558
You have curly straws?
372
00:18:03,317 --> 00:18:05,313
Matthew, could you
please come and help me?
373
00:18:05,353 --> 00:18:08,310
Do you want me to drive him
around until he falls asleep?
374
00:18:10,148 --> 00:18:12,685
Shut up, and please pour the ginger ale.
375
00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:15,342
I have to call timmy's mother.
376
00:18:15,521 --> 00:18:17,088
Oh, why is the phone wet?
377
00:18:17,108 --> 00:18:18,387
Why are you dating
a nine-year-old?
378
00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:20,224
Fair enough.
379
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,528
Oh, richard.
380
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,796
Yeah, that's it.
381
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,633
You got it.
382
00:18:29,763 --> 00:18:32,329
I think your phone is vibrating.
383
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:37,872
Hello?
384
00:18:37,902 --> 00:18:40,030
Let me talk to richard.
385
00:18:41,278 --> 00:18:42,267
Hello?
386
00:18:42,317 --> 00:18:43,735
Idiot.
387
00:18:43,765 --> 00:18:46,082
Let me talk to new christine.
388
00:18:47,650 --> 00:18:48,358
Hello?
389
00:18:48,398 --> 00:18:51,006
I know numbers don't
mean anything to you,
390
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:53,403
but I need timmy's phone number.
391
00:18:53,422 --> 00:18:55,141
Oh, did he ditch you?
392
00:18:55,151 --> 00:18:57,078
There's another guy at
work I can set you up with.
393
00:18:57,108 --> 00:18:59,226
How do you feel about older men?
394
00:18:59,256 --> 00:19:03,041
Give me timmy's number!
395
00:19:07,245 --> 00:19:08,633
Where is he?
396
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,291
They finally fell asleep.
397
00:19:14,436 --> 00:19:16,153
You like 'em young.
398
00:19:18,471 --> 00:19:19,899
That's my son.
399
00:19:19,939 --> 00:19:22,606
Oh. Cute.
400
00:19:23,425 --> 00:19:24,902
Thank you for calling me.
401
00:19:24,933 --> 00:19:26,281
I was worried sick about him.
402
00:19:26,321 --> 00:19:29,627
He usually just goes around
the block and then comes home.
403
00:19:29,956 --> 00:19:31,993
But he's at that age where
he wants to be independent,
404
00:19:32,023 --> 00:19:34,801
and I'm trying to let
him, but it is so hard.
405
00:19:34,811 --> 00:19:37,766
Yeah. Ritchie was s elys.
406
00:19:39,435 --> 00:19:40,932
What were you thinking?
407
00:19:40,982 --> 00:19:42,261
Oh, it was a fix-up.
408
00:19:42,271 --> 00:19:45,906
My ex-husband's
girlfriend doesn't see age.
409
00:19:45,956 --> 00:19:46,935
She must be young.
410
00:19:46,975 --> 00:19:48,373
No bra.
411
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:54,215
Timmy's father moved to
arizona when he was three.
412
00:19:54,225 --> 00:19:56,672
He's on his
second 22-year-old.
413
00:19:56,722 --> 00:19:59,500
And timmy's father needs a bra.
414
00:20:01,246 --> 00:20:03,084
What are men thinking?
415
00:20:03,134 --> 00:20:04,372
It makes them feel young.
416
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,460
Really? 'Cause it makes me feel old.
417
00:20:06,470 --> 00:20:10,056
Yeah. That's why I don't even
go out anymor it's not worth it.
418
00:20:10,086 --> 00:20:13,291
A tv, warm tub, bottle of
wine... that is all I need.
419
00:20:13,301 --> 00:20:15,029
Maybe we should we date.
420
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:17,955
I'm done dating.
421
00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:19,065
I've given up.
422
00:20:19,104 --> 00:20:20,332
Oh, I don't want to give up.
423
00:20:20,342 --> 00:20:23,159
I mean, dating's horrible, but
I have to keep trying.
424
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,907
You know, I'm not going to
date 20-year-olds anymore,
425
00:20:24,927 --> 00:20:26,815
but I don't want to give up.
426
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:29,141
He told you he was 20?
427
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:33,316
Please just-just take your boy and go.
428
00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:36,132
Oh, I hate to wake him up.
429
00:20:36,162 --> 00:20:37,850
He has to be at work so early tomorrow.
430
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:41,065
I know. Ritchie's got a
math test in the morning.
431
00:20:41,075 --> 00:20:41,835
Come on, sweetie pie.
432
00:20:41,855 --> 00:20:43,214
Oh, he's such a big boy.
433
00:20:43,224 --> 00:20:45,051
Oh, he's such a big boy.
434
00:20:45,071 --> 00:20:47,448
Come on, baby, time to go home.
435
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:49,176
Thank mrs. Campbell for the nice time.
436
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:49,885
Thank you, mrs. Campbell.
437
00:20:49,905 --> 00:20:52,571
Okay, just go, just go
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