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What? What is all that?
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I was just going through
some family photos, 10 albums.
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You know how many pictures
there are of me?
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Two.
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That's not you.
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One.
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Listen, I'm sure
you're in here somewhere.
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Ah! Oh, my God.
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My wedding video.
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Yeah, that's probably all you too.
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You were there...
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...with your braces
and your thin little mustache.
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And your cape.
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Yeah, the cape. That was a rough phase.
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No wonder I had to go to the prom
with my math tutor.
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Yeah, and that would never have happened
if Mom hadn't paid her.
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She paid her?
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No, I'm kidding.
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Oh, God, I hate myself.
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RICHARD: We're back.
- Hi, Mom.
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Oh, hi, sweetie. How was karate?
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It was great.
I kicked my teacher right in the wiener.
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Huh. Same thing happened
in his piano lesson.
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- Okay, go change for dinner, buddy.
- Okay, Mom.
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- Hi-ya!
CHRISTINE: Whoa.
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Ritchie was really good.
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- Mr. Kim went down hard.
- Yeah.
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You should have seen Mrs. Keating
fall off that piano bench.
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- Okay, I'm gonna take off.
- Okay.
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And it's our turn to bring snacks to class,
so I'll pick something up.
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Oh, that's okay.
You know what, I can get it.
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Christine, I said I'd do it.
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I think I'm capable of picking up snacks
for 9-year-olds.
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Of course you are.
What are you gonna get?
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Well, let's see, 9-year-olds,
so cigarettes and hookers.
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I'll bring doughnuts and some soda.
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Oh, no, no, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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You're gonna feed two sugars to
a bunch of 9-year-olds in a karate class?
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Why don't you just lop off Mr. Kim's wiener
now and save yourself the trouble?
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Okay, Christine, why don't you just tell me
what you want and I'll get it?
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No, I'm not gonna tell you.
You know what to bring.
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I'm not your mother.
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What are you gonna bring?
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You're so amazingly controlling.
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I have to be...
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...otherwise you'd wander around aimlessly
until I told you what to do.
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Wow. Now I know what
Mr. Kim's wiener feels like.
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- So I guess Richard's all mad at me now.
- Ah, well, tough.
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The man doesn't know
how to get snacks.
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I mean, you gotta direct him a little.
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Doesn't make me controlling
just because he's helpless.
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- You know, I want things done right.
- Exactly.
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Men get mad when you tell them
how to do things.
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If I didn't show Pete the way
every now and then...
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...he'd still be handling these
like he was working on a pottery wheel.
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You know what,
that doesn't sound that bad to me.
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Oh, my God. Barb, lookit.
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That's our old marriage counselor.
That's Hilary.
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Wow. I haven't seen her
since Richard and I split up.
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God, unh, she was such
a good marriage counselor.
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Yeah, I mean, up until
Richard and I got divorced, yeah.
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I mean, she had this way
of drawing me out, you know?
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She'd just look at me and I'd blurt out
all these dark intimate things...
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...that I didn't even know I felt.
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Alka-Seltzer cold medicine
does that for me.
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Hi. Um, I wanted to join and I was wondering
if you do a month-to-month plan.
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Hello, Hilary.
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Yeah, it's me.
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- Hello?
- Christine Campbell.
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Of Richard and Christine?
You were our therapist.
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Oh. Oh.
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- Christine Campbell.
- Yeah.
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- Yes, how are you?
- I'm good, I'm good.
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I mean, Richard and I are divorced now
and I'm not dating anyone.
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I mean, I've had a few nibbles,
but nothing too serious.
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Sometimes I'm lonely, you know.
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Mornings are hard.
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But mostly I'm okay, you know.
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Oh, this is my black friend, Barb.
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Oh, my God. Barb, I am so sorry.
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I don't... I don't know why I said that.
You know, it's her.
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- She makes me say these things that just...
- It's... It's okay.
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It's been an unspoken thing
between us for years.
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Good luck.
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Actually, you know, she's great, really.
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We've been black friends for years.
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I don't... What...? What am I doing? L...
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So... So how is Richard?
Do you still see each other?
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Oh, yeah, all the time.
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- And he's able to do that?
- What...? Why...?
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- Why wouldn't he be able to do that?
- Oh, no reason.
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I just thought that once
he finally got away from your:
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[CHOKING]
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You know what, doesn't matter.
Water under the bridge, right?
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- Locker room is this way or...?
- Wait a minute, Hilary?
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When you just went:
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[CHOKING]
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Like... Were you implying
that I was the problem in our marriage?
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No. No, no, no.
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Oh. Good, good.
Because, I mean, we both had our issues.
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- Sure.
- Yeah.
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- The divorce was no one's fault.
- Okay.
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You're not my therapist anymore,
so if you, like, have an opinion...
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...why don't you just spit it out?
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Um, I can't. It's unethical.
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- Tell me, was the divorce my fault?
- I'm not gonna answer that.
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- Was it someone's fault?
- Yes.
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- Was it his fault?
- No.
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Matthew, do I drive men away?
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- I'll get out of here.
- No, no. No.
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Listen to me.
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This morning, Richard was here and
he accused me of being too controlling...
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...and we got into this argument.
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Then our old marriage counselor
shows up at the gym...
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...and she basically says it was my fault
that our marriage broke up.
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Was it? Did I drive Richard away?
Was I that bad?
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No, you? No.
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Oh, shut up. I'm not.
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I mean, yes, I have my stuff.
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- But Richard had his stuff too.
- Definitely.
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- Every relationship is two people with stuff.
- Yeah.
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So, I mean, why didn't she remember
his stuff, you know?
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Because he's got a boatload of it,
you know?
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Weird weight issues,
weird manhood issues.
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He still kisses his mother on the lips.
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Oh, is that bad?
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We...
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Maybe she has you confused
with another couple.
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Yes. Yes.
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I bet that is exactly what it is.
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Because if she knew who we were...
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...then she would remember
that we both had our issues.
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I mean, Richard was passive-aggressive...
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...he didn't try to get along
with our family at all.
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And he always left me
with an empty tank of gas.
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- And what were your issues?
- I had to put up with his crap.
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What are you watching here? Oh.
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- Is this my wedding video?
- Yeah, and I'm nowhere.
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Well, you were there.
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Unless there was another guest
in a tuxedo T-shirt and a cape.
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- How did I not get laid that year?
- Ha.
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Ugh. Look at us.
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Aw, look at me.
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Oh, God, I looked great.
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Ugh, I could have married anyone.
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"Love one another...
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...but make not a bond of love."
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[CAMERA CLICKING]
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"Let it rather be a moving sea...
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...between the shores of your souls."
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"Fill each other's cup...
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[CLEARS THRO AT]
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...but drink not from...
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From one cup."
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I'm sorry.
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"Give one another of your bread...
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...but eat not from the same loaf."
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[RICHARD CHUCKLING]
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- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
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You know what, I'm sorry, this is silly.
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Dude.
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[SIGHS]
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I don't need some poem
to tell you how I feel.
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I love you, Christine.
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[SIGHS]
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You're the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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And I can't wait to spend
the rest of my life with you.
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[CRYING]
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[WHISPERING]
I love you. I love you.
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- Christine?
- Oh, hey, come on in.
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What's so important?
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- You know I hate coming here.
- Why?
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Because it's a women's gym...
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...and I always hear these weird snippets
of conversations about cycles and flow.
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I swear to God, I would hear
the word yeast less if you owned a bakery.
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Well, deal with it. That's what women
talk about instead of killing.
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So, what's the big emergency?
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It better not be the snacks,
I took care of it.
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- Yeah, what did you get?
- I'm gonna do it after this.
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So you're never gonna believe
who joined the gym yesterday.
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Our old marriage counselor.
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- Hilary?
- Yup.
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She's got us confused with some couple
and I'm gonna jog her memory.
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Well, I don't wanna see her,
so I'm leaving.
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Crap, she saw us.
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Crap, she saw me say crap.
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Why are you doing this?
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Because she's got us totally confused
with some other couple.
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- Richard Campbell, holy cow.
- Ha-ha-ha.
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I was just thinking about you.
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Somebody had a birthday
a couple of weeks ago.
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- Yeah, so you remember Richard?
- Yeah. I remember both of you.
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[WHISPERING]
Damn it.
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And Christine,
what do I do with this towel?
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Just stick it somewhere.
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Okay. Take care.
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Bye.
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[SIGHING]
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- What?
- Tsk. She knows exactly who we are.
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So she really does think
that the divorce is my fault.
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Why was she being so nice to you?
Your birthday isn't until next month.
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- No, it was two weeks ago.
- Oh, happy birthday.
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Just let it go, Christine.
It's ancient history.
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- Why do you care what she thinks?
- Ugh, because she's a professional therapist.
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Well, she wasn't a very good one.
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She was too opinionated.
She was late for appointments.
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- She slept with her clients, she...
- What?
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Yeah. Yeah, remember?
Every appointment, like 10 minutes late.
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She slept with her clients?
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Oh, did she? I don't know.
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Oh, my God.
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You slept with our therapist?
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Just twice.
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And she was late for that too.
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I can't believe this.
You slept with our therapist?
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- L... l...
- Christine, take it easy. Take it easy.
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It happened long after we broke up.
It was very innocent.
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We pulled up next to each other
at a stoplight, then we had sex.
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That is disgusting, pig.
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What did you do the second time?
Throw her on the Venice boardwalk?
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- You're ridiculously close.
- Ugh.
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Pig.
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It was a rebound thing.
It didn't mean anything.
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What? Are you kidding me, Richard?
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If she had the hots for you
during our therapy...
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...then she was probably steering us
toward a breakup...
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...rather than helping you
resolve your issue.
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- What?
- Our divorce is a sham.
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Don't say that.
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Don't you say that.
We've got a great divorce.
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I don't know, Richard. I don't know.
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I mean, we were in a very
vulnerable position when we saw her.
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And we were getting advice
from somebody with an ulterior motive.
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- Are you saying we could've worked it out?
- I don't know what to think, pig.
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Hey, Richard.
Christine, you've gotta get out there.
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There's a group of ladies in the bathroom
who are about to riot.
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Everyone who works out on Wednesday
is on the same cycle...
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...and you're out of Maxi Pads.
239
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:36,427
It's like a CSI crime scene in there.
240
00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:42,529
Oh, my God. I gotta get out of here.
241
00:13:42,703 --> 00:13:45,467
Christine, I'll do anything.
I'll get any snacks you want...
242
00:13:45,639 --> 00:13:48,301
...if you just please let me go.
- Yeah, go ahead.
243
00:13:49,476 --> 00:13:51,967
I love doing that to him.
244
00:13:54,081 --> 00:13:56,948
Oh, God, I can't...
I can't sit in this dress, I can't.
245
00:13:57,117 --> 00:13:59,881
- Why not?
- Plus I haven't eaten anything since winter.
246
00:14:00,053 --> 00:14:03,113
I'm afraid if I take one bite,
I'm gonna blow out the whole zipper.
247
00:14:03,290 --> 00:14:06,088
But that's okay, you eat,
it doesn't matter. I'll just drink.
248
00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:07,818
- Come here, baby.
- Hmm.
249
00:14:08,629 --> 00:14:10,620
- Check this out.
- What?
250
00:14:10,797 --> 00:14:12,526
Hi. Heh.
251
00:14:14,468 --> 00:14:17,403
[MO ANS]
252
00:14:17,971 --> 00:14:20,906
- You like that?
- Okay, nothing that we do tonight...
253
00:14:21,074 --> 00:14:23,634
...will ever feel as good as that just did.
- Ha-ha-ha.
254
00:14:23,810 --> 00:14:25,368
Wanna bet?
255
00:14:29,049 --> 00:14:30,676
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, my God.
256
00:14:30,851 --> 00:14:33,718
- Who do you love?
- The caterer.
257
00:14:35,989 --> 00:14:39,789
- Aw, look at you two. That's cute.
CHRISTINE: Hello.
258
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,757
- Hi, Barb. You having fun?
- Oh, yeah.
259
00:14:41,929 --> 00:14:43,829
- Beautiful wedding, really elegant.
- Yeah.
260
00:14:43,997 --> 00:14:45,362
Listen, can I borrow 10 bucks?
261
00:14:45,532 --> 00:14:48,330
- I didn't realize it was a cash bar.
- Oh.
262
00:14:48,569 --> 00:14:51,470
And, Richard, no offense,
but you got some ugly groomsmen.
263
00:14:51,638 --> 00:14:53,868
They look more like pallbearers.
264
00:14:54,041 --> 00:14:55,030
[CHRISTINE GIGGLING]
265
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:56,903
[RICHARD SIGHS]
266
00:14:57,544 --> 00:15:01,275
If I'm going home with any of them,
I'm gonna need to get my drunk on.
267
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:04,342
Is that thing on?
268
00:15:04,518 --> 00:15:06,509
CHRISTINE: Come on, keep it coming.
Keep it coming.
269
00:15:06,687 --> 00:15:08,120
- I'll keep it coming.
- More, more.
270
00:15:08,288 --> 00:15:10,950
More, more. Mm.
271
00:15:11,925 --> 00:15:14,189
- Why are you watching that?
- I don't know.
272
00:15:14,361 --> 00:15:17,558
I mean, you were around
when Richard and I were having problems.
273
00:15:17,731 --> 00:15:21,098
Was I? It's not documented
in any photographs.
274
00:15:21,568 --> 00:15:23,661
- Would you shut up and help me?
- I'm sorry.
275
00:15:23,837 --> 00:15:26,738
It's... It's not just the pictures,
it's everything.
276
00:15:26,907 --> 00:15:29,000
They never helped me
with my homework...
277
00:15:29,176 --> 00:15:32,942
...gave my bedroom
to that exchange student, Pierre.
278
00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:36,213
Then just because my birthday
comes a week before Christmas...
279
00:15:36,383 --> 00:15:38,851
...they always told me
the tree was my present.
280
00:15:40,954 --> 00:15:43,582
Was it really over
between me and Richard?
281
00:15:43,757 --> 00:15:46,089
What would have happened
if we'd hung in there?
282
00:15:46,259 --> 00:15:47,385
Why are you saying this?
283
00:15:47,561 --> 00:15:50,359
You and Richard were made to be divorced.
You know that.
284
00:15:50,831 --> 00:15:52,992
I mean, I thought I did. I really did...
285
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:57,500
...but then I just found out that Richard
slept with our marriage counselor.
286
00:15:57,938 --> 00:16:01,271
We never had a marriage counselor,
we weren't even married.
287
00:16:01,441 --> 00:16:04,569
Would you listen to me? I am in a crisis.
288
00:16:04,745 --> 00:16:06,940
Yeah, I am in a crisis too!
289
00:16:13,286 --> 00:16:15,686
I just can't stop thinking
about that Hilary.
290
00:16:16,123 --> 00:16:19,615
Do you really think you'd still
be married if Hilary wasn't your therapist?
291
00:16:19,793 --> 00:16:21,852
I don't know. Who's to say?
292
00:16:22,029 --> 00:16:24,589
I can say. Your marriage was a mess.
293
00:16:24,765 --> 00:16:27,029
Christine, look,
can I be honest with you?
294
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,668
Yes, but not about my body.
295
00:16:29,836 --> 00:16:31,030
Or my hair.
296
00:16:31,204 --> 00:16:33,069
Or what other people
are saying about me.
297
00:16:35,842 --> 00:16:37,810
Have a nice day.
298
00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:41,407
WOMAN [ON RECORDING]:
Change stations now.
299
00:16:41,982 --> 00:16:44,246
Okay, what? What?
300
00:16:44,418 --> 00:16:47,854
You've gotta stop blaming everybody else
for the breakup of your marriage.
301
00:16:48,021 --> 00:16:51,388
I'm not blaming.
I just wanna know whose fault it was.
302
00:16:51,558 --> 00:16:53,651
- It doesn't matter.
- Of course it matters.
303
00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:55,886
Whose fault do you think it was?
304
00:16:57,064 --> 00:16:59,259
[IN ROBOTIC VOICE]
Change stations now.
305
00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:02,061
No. No.
306
00:17:04,137 --> 00:17:07,436
Come on, come on, you have an opinion.
I wanna know what it is.
307
00:17:07,607 --> 00:17:10,235
- [IN NORMAL VOICE] Man, I hate this gym.
- Tell me.
308
00:17:10,410 --> 00:17:14,938
Look, I've been your black friend
for 25 years now...
309
00:17:15,115 --> 00:17:18,607
...and you know I love you,
but, Christine, you are a control freak.
310
00:17:18,785 --> 00:17:21,253
I mean, you called
all the shots in that relationship.
311
00:17:21,421 --> 00:17:23,651
You ended your marriage. Nobody else.
312
00:17:24,091 --> 00:17:25,991
WOMAN [ON RECORDING]:
Change stations now.
313
00:17:26,159 --> 00:17:27,353
That was her.
314
00:17:35,202 --> 00:17:36,499
I don't wanna do this today.
315
00:17:36,670 --> 00:17:39,036
Ritchie, come on, buddy.
Karate was your idea.
316
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:43,699
Remember, we talked about this
when I paid for the 12-week course?
317
00:17:44,544 --> 00:17:47,809
This can't be like tennis when you took
one lesson and decided to quit.
318
00:17:47,981 --> 00:17:50,347
I wanna play tennis again.
319
00:17:51,151 --> 00:17:54,985
Ritchie, I'm not doing this.
You're taking karate and that's it.
320
00:17:55,155 --> 00:17:57,885
Okay? Now, get up there
and kick some wiener.
321
00:18:01,628 --> 00:18:02,617
- Hey.
- Hey.
322
00:18:02,796 --> 00:18:04,229
Oh.
323
00:18:07,334 --> 00:18:08,528
How's he doing?
324
00:18:08,702 --> 00:18:10,499
Well, better than basketball.
325
00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:12,865
At least I got him out of the locker.
326
00:18:13,707 --> 00:18:15,834
- Oh, God. Oh, God...
- You okay?
327
00:18:16,009 --> 00:18:17,909
Yeah, lookit. Uh...
328
00:18:18,812 --> 00:18:20,746
...I owe you an apology, okay?
329
00:18:20,914 --> 00:18:22,882
The divorce wasn't Hilary's fault.
330
00:18:23,049 --> 00:18:26,507
It wasn't your fault.
Apparently, it was my fault.
331
00:18:26,686 --> 00:18:28,449
I made the decision to get divorced.
332
00:18:28,622 --> 00:18:31,648
I'm a control freak
and I always have been.
333
00:18:31,825 --> 00:18:34,385
I mean, look at this.
I even brought the snacks...
334
00:18:34,561 --> 00:18:38,725
...and this was after I made the realization
that I'm a control freak.
335
00:18:38,899 --> 00:18:41,129
- Christine...
- You see? You see, even now...
336
00:18:41,301 --> 00:18:44,270
Even now, I wanna say something
about what you're wearing...
337
00:18:44,437 --> 00:18:46,029
...and I'm not even married to you.
338
00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:49,369
I mean, what do I care?
Do you have another pair of jeans?
339
00:18:50,377 --> 00:18:53,039
You see?
I can't help myself, I'm a monster.
340
00:18:53,213 --> 00:18:56,614
I ruined our marriage
and now I'm ruining our divorce.
341
00:18:56,783 --> 00:18:58,751
Christine. Christine, stop. Stop.
342
00:18:58,919 --> 00:19:02,320
Look, I shouldn't have slept with Hilary.
I'm sorry.
343
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:05,549
I was a mess after we broke up.
I didn't know what I was doing.
344
00:19:05,725 --> 00:19:07,693
Yeah, but you know what?
That was my fault.
345
00:19:07,861 --> 00:19:10,728
Because I drove you to her, literally.
Remember?
346
00:19:10,897 --> 00:19:13,457
I wouldn't let you drive because
you'd changed lanes...
347
00:19:13,633 --> 00:19:16,397
...without checking your blind spot.
- Listen to me.
348
00:19:16,903 --> 00:19:19,736
Listen to me. Yes, okay? Yes.
349
00:19:19,906 --> 00:19:23,364
It was your decision to end the marriage,
but I'm glad you did.
350
00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:26,740
- Maybe we could have worked it out.
- No, we couldn't have.
351
00:19:26,913 --> 00:19:28,437
- But I just...
- Can I finish?
352
00:19:28,615 --> 00:19:31,482
- But I just... But I just...
- Can I finish? Can I finish?
353
00:19:31,651 --> 00:19:33,175
Our marriage didn't work.
354
00:19:33,353 --> 00:19:35,844
And if you didn't end it,
we'd still be going at it...
355
00:19:36,022 --> 00:19:39,253
...because unlike our son,
who signs up for things and quits...
356
00:19:39,426 --> 00:19:42,020
...I sign up for things
and stay way too long.
357
00:19:42,195 --> 00:19:44,720
I'm still giving money
to the Kerry campaign.
358
00:19:49,502 --> 00:19:50,992
We weren't happy.
359
00:19:51,171 --> 00:19:53,696
And I am really grateful to you...
360
00:19:53,874 --> 00:19:56,672
...for killing our marriage when you did.
361
00:19:58,044 --> 00:20:01,912
- Ugh. Now you're just being nice.
- I'm not.
362
00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:05,850
You made the decision I couldn't make.
363
00:20:06,019 --> 00:20:09,352
It wasn't controlling, it was brave.
364
00:20:10,590 --> 00:20:12,353
And we're happy now.
365
00:20:12,525 --> 00:20:15,187
We finally have a healthy dynamic.
366
00:20:15,362 --> 00:20:17,091
- Don't you think?
- Pfft.
367
00:20:17,264 --> 00:20:19,892
Yeah, you're right.
368
00:20:20,066 --> 00:20:21,499
Thank you.
369
00:20:22,269 --> 00:20:23,896
This is better.
370
00:20:27,841 --> 00:20:30,969
- So, what did you bring for snacks?
- Nothing.
371
00:20:33,413 --> 00:20:36,177
I knew it.
I knew you wouldn't bring snacks.
372
00:20:36,349 --> 00:20:38,180
And I knew you would.
373
00:20:45,292 --> 00:20:48,284
["ENDLESS LO VE" PLAYING]
374
00:21:03,743 --> 00:21:05,938
MATTHEW:
Hey, there I am.
375
00:21:32,505 --> 00:21:34,496
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