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- # We #
- # are the Crystal #
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- # Gems #
- # we'll always save the day #
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♪ and if you think we can't ♪
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♪ we'll always find a way ♪
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- # that's why the people #
- # of this world #
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- # believe in... #
- # Garnet #
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- # Amethyst #
- # and Pearl #
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♪ And Steven! ♪
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"Historical Friction"
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- Steven.
- Jamie!
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Safe.
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We have fun.
So, you got the goods?
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Oh, I've got gooder than the goods.
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Bum-da-da-dum-dum
dum-da!
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- Wha...? A play!
- I'm holding auditions tonight.
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It's a local production
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drifting through space,
looking for stars.
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If you need a great actor,
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you come to the right guy.
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- What was that?
- An accent.
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- From where?
- I don't know.
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Acting.
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Jamie, Jamie, Jamie.
Where's everyone else?
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Uh, you're the only one that showed up.
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But, hey, some plays only
have one person in them,
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so we're already in 200%
better shape than that.
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That sounds like some strange math...
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- But I'm ready.
- Great.
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Here's a copy of the script.
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"Beach City or bust:
The tale of William Dewey."
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This is my first production,
so it needs to be exciting.
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It needs to be classic.
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It needs to be fully
funded by Mayor Dewey.
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And it is...
because he wrote it.
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- What's it about?
- I'm glad you asked.
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This is the story of how
Beach City was founded nearly
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200 years ago by my
great-great-great-great grandfather,
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William Dewey.
It's a truly important historical tale
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with a lot of sentimental and
political importance to me.
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Well, we're just about to get started.
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Uh, would you like to sit
in on the rehearsal, mayor?
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Don't mind if I do.
Oh, pardon me.
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Okay, Steven.
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Since you're the only one who showed up,
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you'll be playing the
lead role of William Dewey.
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Nailed the audition!
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And for the other roles,
I guess I'll have to play...
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all of them.
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The ship is out at sea.
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The sun beats down on the
crew while they stand on deck.
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Suddenly, the tall,
ruggedly handsome man
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standing in front of them speaks...
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"Crew, I'm so glad you could
be part of this journey with me
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as we search for a new land
to build a distinguished new city in.
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"Oh, Captain William Dewey,
you're such a good captain.
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Never has a voyage been so super good."
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"Good point, first mate buddy."
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For fun.
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Oh, no. Is that a wild
squall approaching us?
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- Surely this can't be good.
- "Be calm, my crew."
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I'll just save us with my
heroic, supernatural ability."
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And then William Dewey
grows into a 50-Foot giant
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and carries the boat safely to shore.
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The crew thinks he's
so good at being captain
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that they elected him to be
the first mayor of Beach City.
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The end.
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Wow, Mayor Dewey.
That was really good.
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Yeah.
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William Dewey is a really, uh,
good character...
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but maybe we could bring out
another side of William Dewey?
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- See his struggles?
- The great William Dewey didn't struggle.
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He was good at everything
on the first try ...
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just like me when I wrote this play.
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Not a single word needs to be changed.
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- But maybe ...
- Don't forget who's funding this.
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Well, nice hustle, gentlemen.
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- Keep it up.
- Aye, aye.
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- This is gonna be a disaster.
- What?
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It's a terrible story.
William Dewey is totally unbelievable.
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- 'Cause he grows 50 feet?
- No, he's got no character.
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But the script kept
saying he was really good.
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Exactly.
How can a guy have no faults?
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To be human is to be flawed.
A real hero must struggle.
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That's so beautiful.
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And, also, totally not represented
in Mayor Dewey's script.
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My first play ...
and probably my last.
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Hey, Pearl.
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- Pearl?
- Steven, you're back.
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Yeah.
Show business is rough.
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Is there something I can help you with?
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Not unless you can make
William Dewey interesting.
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- How do you know William Dewey?
- I'm gonna be him in this play.
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But he's totally boring.
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He's perfect, and he
never makes mistakes.
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Wish I could say the same for myself.
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Yeah, but nobody's like that.
Everybody gets stuff wrong.
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And then you have to
keep going, and it's hard,
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which is why it's great
when you never stop trying.
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When did you get so smart?
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Hmm.
This isn't just boring.
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It's historically inaccurate.
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- Who wrote this?
- Mayor Dewey.
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He wasn't even there.
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- But I was.
- You were there?
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- Wait, what really happened?
- Well, for starters,
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"ruggedly handsome"
seems rather generous.
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Steven...
this is so real!
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It's like it was written
by someone who lived it!
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It was.
And I don't know if you can tell,
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- but I wrote the jokes.
- I can tell.
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- It's so gritty, so passionate, so...
- Historically accurate?
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And the drama?
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- This is the play we should be doing.
- Let's do it then.
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- Let's put on this version of the play.
- But how?
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We'd need new costumes, new props ...
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we have no time. And Mayor
Dewey will have our heads.
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But Jamie, you said it yourself ...
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"a real hero struggles."
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By jiminy, you're right.
This show will go on tomorrow night
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with you as Captain William Dewey
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- and I as the remaining roles.
- All of them?
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All of them.
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Boom, ahh, acting.
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- Mind if I have a seat?
- Okay...
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Oh, you know, I wrote this play.
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I hope Mayor Dewey isn't
mad about the changes
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Guess we'll have to see.
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- Are you nervous?
- Of course.
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This could either make
or break my career.
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You could lose your
job at the post office?
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This could either
make or break my hobby.
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- Acting.
- Acting.
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Boardies and gentleboardies,
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tonight, I am thrilled
to present to you...
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"The tale of William Dewey."
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- Yeah ... Beach City rules.
- Shh.
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Oh, captain, my captain,
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how long until the soft
lips of our sailing ship
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kiss the rugged beard of new lands?
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I know we've been
journeying for many months,
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but surely we'll run
into something soon.
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The ocean can't be that big.
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There he is. Hi, Steven!
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You're so talented.
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Back home they called me
"Dewey the dunce,"
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said I couldn't find land
even if I was standing on it.
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What the...
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And I'm starting to fear
that they were right.
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What light through
yon stage left breaks?
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Oh, what now?
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It is the East, and
we are the Crystal Gems.
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What?
This wasn't in the script.
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This wasn't in the budget, either.
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Greetings. I am Pearl.
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And I come to you
as a messenger of the brilliant,
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Rose Quartz.
We ask that you turn your ship around.
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The land you are headed for is no
walk in the park for your species.
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Nonsense. I won't take
orders from the likes of you.
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Well, then...
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You should turn around
lest you fall into the sea.
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And you know, humans
aren't very good swimmers.
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They ain't.
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I'll just return home
like the failure dunce I am.
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Ugh. I can't even turn a sail right.
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Why must I always struggle?
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Wow, Dad, what a loser.
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Oh, captain, my captain,
we've drifted miles from our course.
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These waves are nothing
like I've ever seen before.
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Nonsense. This is only a drizzle.
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Okay, maybe a light summer storm.
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What's that portside?
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- Lever.
- Oh.
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- Captain, it's got me!
- First mate buddy.
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Whatever you do, don't
give up your search.
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You're the bravest man
I know, because you try,
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even though you fail so, so much.
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Buddy, noooo!
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Oh, buddy, a stale
biscuit to the end.
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And now my boat will
sink into the depths.
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Dewey the disastrous dunce.
What's this?
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Holy anchovies.
The quadruple noogie.
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A move that's only been
spoken of in legends.
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Ah. It heads this way.
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Oh, please, goddess of
noogies, don't hurt me.
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Whoa. I've made it!
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Land!
Sweet, solid land!
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Ugh.
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Thank you, giant woman.
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You may not want to stay,
this land is dangerous.
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No, I will stay.
For I am William Dewey,
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and I don't give up
in the face of failure.
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That's what makes me great.
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Very well then.
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But I can't promise you
I won't interfere again.
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I shall name this new land in honor
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of my dead first mate, buddy.
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- I'm alive.
- Okay, Beach City it is.
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What?
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Nice to know great grandpa
was a real person with flaws.
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- Gutsy move Dad.
- Mayor Dewey!
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Mayor Dewey! Mayor ...
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- One for you, and one for you...
- Excuse me.
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If I could have a
moment with the talent.
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- Oh.
- Jamie.
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Oh, yeah. Fantastic work.
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I loved the message.
"Vote Mayor Dewey."
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How about I offer you another role ...
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lead director of Beach City
Community Theater.
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You could put on more plays ...
as long as the budget allows it.
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- Uh, thank you, sir.
- A lot of the credit should go to Pearl.
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You could say she was
an "inside source."
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I am a Gem of many talents ...
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a dedication to fact
is just one of them.
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Thank you for preserving my legacy.
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- Oh, what's 200 years between friends.
- Well... I must be off then
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to bask in the adulation
of my constituents.
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You know, I don't remember there being a
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campaign slogan at
the end of that story.
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Art doesn't always
need a reason, Pearl.
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Sometimes it's just gotta
make the audience happy.
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That's why you always end on a joke.
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