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[distant buzzer blares]
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[liquid pours]
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I didn't want to go trick-or-treating
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'cause I thought
I was too old to dress up.
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Hey, baby, you up?
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The thing is, got a weakness
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for those little bite-size
3 Musketeers bars.
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[guard]
Crack 25!
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[buzzer blares]
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Oh, man.
We've been over this, boss.
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I have every right
to use the plumbing
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to cultivate a romantic relationship
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with the female inmate on the third floor.
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That's not why I'm here.
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[woman]
Jack, papi, are you there?
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Yeah, baby.
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[woman] I got the picture you sent.
You got a handsome dick!
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Gloria, I'm gonna have to call you back.
We have company.
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If you're trying to take my bug,
then we might be throwing hands.
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Me and this little guy
have gotten very attached.
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He's the only one polite enough
to listen to my stories.
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I don't give a shit
about your bug, Rooster.
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You can put a vest on it
and take it on a plane, for all I care.
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You're both getting out today.
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Him and the bug are getting out?
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Not the bug. You and him.
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The bug has been free to leave
whenever he wants.
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Bullshit.
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I still got eight months.
This fool got four years left.
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Governor's lettin' out a bunch
of nonviolent inmates
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because of the coronavirus,
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and you dumbasses are two of them.
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Grab your stuff.
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What the hell is coronavirus?
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Beats the shit out of me.
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Thanks for always being there, Nelson.
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[♪ up-tempo theme plays]
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[woman]
Next!
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Weh-hell, this is crazy, huh?
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If you'd a-told me this morning
that I was gonna--
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Here's $40 and your personal belongings.
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The clothes you came in with
are down the hall.
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If you've been here longer than 10 years,
we apologize for the moth problem,
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which has since been rectified. Next!
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What exactly
is this coronavirus, anyway?
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A couple weeks ago,
some dumbass ate a rotten bat.
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Now people are dying from the flu,
and they shut down the NBA.
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Mnh. Next!
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Hey, yo, what up, Shelley?
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They're lettin' you out?
When you come back next week,
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don't bring the coronavirus.
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Not gonna happen.
I ain't eatin' no bat.
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[distant buzzer blares]
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[buzzer blares]
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Okay, this is it, folks.
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You're all free to go,
but please keep in mind,
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the state has issued
a shelter-in-place order.
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What's a shelter-in-place order?
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Unless you are essential--
which I assure you, you are not--
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you need to stay in your home.
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But we've been in prison.
We don't have a home.
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I agree, it's a bit of a head-scratcher,
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but we were just told to let you go,
so that's what we did.
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Good luck.
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[buzzer buzzes]
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What, no? No,
I can't stay with my boyfriend
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because he is still in prison.
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Besides, we're not that serious.
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We talk through the toilet,
and I've only seen a picture of his dick.
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Yeah. No, I know.
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Okay... you know what?
Just forget it.
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Forget it!
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[huffs]
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Hey, man.
Someone coming to pick you up?
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Ah, look who wants to take a deep dive
into my personal life all of a sudden.
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Man, if you knew how many inmate stories
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I've had to listen to
over and over again, you...
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Never mind. You take care.
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Hey! Hold up.
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[chuckling]
I'm just playing with you.
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All right, look, my--
my moms is coming to get me.
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How 'bout you?
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Well, I attempted to call my parents.
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It's been so long since we talked,
I forgot their number.
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I just tried dialing,
hoping muscle memory would kick in.
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Ended up calling a Walgreens.
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Chatted with the pharmacist for a spell.
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Dale. Solid dude. Funny.
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[laughs]
Yeah.
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I'll tell you what,
give me that 40 bucks,
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and you can stay at my mom's
place for a couple of nights.
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Are you serious?
Thank you so much.
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Could I keep 40 cents?
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I've been really dreaming about buying
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a pack of Fruit Stripe gum
for a long time.
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No.
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[horn toots twice]
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-Hey, Mommy.
-Hey, shithead.
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I thought you said you quit smoking.
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I say a lot of things.
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Come on.
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[engine revs]
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Let me tell you,
the world is upside down right now.
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Grocery stores are stripped bare.
Restaurants are closed.
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We're all cooped up
like a bunch of mental patients.
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Been the worst ten days of my life.
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Mommy hold up a second.
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Hey, girl, you need a ride?
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What's your name again?
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Jack.
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Mine's Barb. Like the wire
with the little spikes on it.
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What were you in for?
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Selling weed.
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Weed?
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Weed's practically legal
as long as you say you're anorexic,
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or you have PTSD or something.
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Well, it wasn't legal in 1994,
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when they had mandatory
minimum drug sentences.
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Shit.
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[grunts]
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Twenty-six years!
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-Yeah.
-[chuckles]
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That's a full Kendall Jenner.
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A what?
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A famous chick.
Her dad was an Olympic guy
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who's now a woman
who's hotter than me.
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-Hmm.
-You got a lot of catching up to do.
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I'm just saying, it doesn't really sound
like you got a lot of options.
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I'm offering you a place to stay,
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and the only thing I want in return
is all the money that you got.
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[grunts]
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This virus thing is serious, huh?
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I guess.
Trump's on TV twice a day.
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Oh, yeah, the rich guy.
He's president, huh?
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-Is he good?
-I don't know.
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He's funny.
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She's going to crash with us, Ma.
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And that makes four.
Hope you guys like canasta.
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-Hi.
-Hello.
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[engine struggles]
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[engine starts and sputters]
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[♪ up-tempo vintage song plays]
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Tesla! My first Tesla!
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[chuckles]
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This is a cute neighborhood.
You guys live around here?
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No, just taking the scenic route.
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[low] Rooster, keep your eyes peeled.
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So, sweetie,
what'd you get locked up for?
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Credit card cloning.
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Identity theft, conspiracy to
commit wire fraud,
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and... wire fraud.
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At least you follow through.
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-Brick house.
-Take the wheel.
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Were either of you guys in "D" block?
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Yeah, we both were. Why?
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That's where my man is.
Do you guys know a guy named Jack?
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His name is Jack.
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Well...
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A different Jack, different Jack.
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This one is six-foot-six, 28 years old.
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He's ripped.
He says he looks like a cross
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between The Rock and...
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[both]
...Alex Rodriguez.
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[coughs]
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I used to have to listen
to this fool
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whisper all that bullshit
through the toilet.
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I'm sorry.
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-Is this even your dick?
-I'll tell you, let me see.
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That's my dick.
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I thought you told me
this picture was for your sister.
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-Why didn't you take one of yours?
-Mine's camera shy.
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Why is there a picture of
your freckled pecker in my car?
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What are we doing at Melvin's?
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I need toilet paper. You can't
buy any in the stores anymore.
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People panicked and scooped it all up,
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leaving the rest of us to improvise.
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Had to throw away
a perfectly good oven mitt last night.
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Should we be wearing masks?
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Depends on which channel you watch.
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I'm waiting for Dr. Phil to chime in
before I go out and buy one.
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They're not easy to find.
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Dug this one out of a Dumpster
at a construction site.
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Forty bucks for two lousy rolls?
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-Yeah, prices went up.
-Since when?
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Since my supplier at the motel
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got her dumb ass fired
for stealing toilet paper.
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How is your mother?
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Good. Looking for work.
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Well, here we are. Home, sweet home.
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There's a shelter-in-place order.
We're trying to flatten the curve.
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Why don't you mind your
own business
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before I flatten your nose,
you nosey old bitch.
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Ohhh! Garbage cans got fancy.
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What other colors can you get?
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[Rooster smacks lips]
Pickles!
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He's dead.
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Just put that stuff in the dining room
with the rest of my loot.
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Wow, you've been busy.
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Business is booming
since everyone can't go to the store.
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Gotta make hay while the sun shines.
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All right, let me give you the tour.
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This is the kitchen.
Dinner's usually around seven.
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Do either of you have any allergies
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or things that you're intolerant of,
such as gluten or dairy?
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I'm not a huge fan of mayo.
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Well, my condolences,
as that's a staple here.
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[whispers]
What's a gluten?
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TV gets most of the local channels,
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but if you're somebody
who just can't live without CBS,
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then you gotta get the ladder to
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climb onto the roof to point
the antenna towards the water tower.
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Be careful if it's raining, though.
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Rooster's father broke his neck trying
to watch Blue Bloods, God rest his soul.
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You look a lot like your father.
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Yeah, I got my dad's looks
and my mother's thirst for adventure.
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It's a pretty good one-two punch.
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This is Rooster's bedroom.
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Between bouncing in and out
of juvie and now prison,
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he's never been home
long enough to redecorate.
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Hey, what happened to
my Dora the Explorer drapes?
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Did you not hear what I said
about the toilet paper shortage?
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This is my bedroom which brings me
to the most important house rule.
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Don't come in here
looking to slip a cock in me.
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I'm in a committed relationship
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with someone I met online,
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and I am for once in my life
trying to remain faithful.
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The problem is
I have a weakness for bad boys.
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I sometimes get lonely.
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I will on occasion treat myself
to half a box of chardonnay.
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Now, any one of these things
by itself, I can handle,
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but on a night when all three
combine forces,
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I tend to get a little grabby.
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So, just be prepared
to put up a bit of a fight.
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Nonessential stores are closed,
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but you can help yourselves
to my parents hand-me-downs.
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They locked into their
fashion choices in the mid-'70s,
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so prepare to look like
the Partridge Family.
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There may even be a tambourine in there.
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This was Rooster's twin brothers' room
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before they moved to Mexico
with dreams of joining a cartel.
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Odds aren't great they're coming back.
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They used to fight all the time,
so I put in the drywall
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to keep them from killing each other.
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If one of you snores, you might
want to plug up the bullet holes.
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Who wants the side with the doorknob?
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Uh... you can have it.
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I'll feel more at home if I'm locked in.
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00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,362
♪♪♪
249
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,327
[Barb chuckles]
250
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,629
[ringing and clanging]
251
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,270
What's that noise?
252
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:36,566
You know Phillipe, the grocery
store bagger with the milky eye
253
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,860
who got into all that trouble
for sitting outside the high school
254
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:41,196
and offering girls
rides home on his moped?
255
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,156
-Yeah.
-He's a hero now.
256
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,908
Delivers Bugles right to your doorstep.
257
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:45,992
Hmm.
258
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,121
[indistinct television chatter]
259
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,624
Why was Rooster's dick under my pillow?
260
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:56,044
Rooster said you liked it,
so I thought you might want it back.
261
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,213
Unless of course
you prefer the real thing.
262
00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,714
I wouldn't mind a grandbaby.
263
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:01,174
Look into adopting.
264
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:04,052
Me having sex with your son
is the last thing that's gonna happen.
265
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,972
What's the first thing?
I'd like to get started
266
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,266
so we can get to the last thing
as soon as possible.
267
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,684
[Gloria sighs]
268
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,727
I kind of like these vintage clothes.
269
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:17,065
Or as someone of your advanced age
would call them, clothes.
270
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:20,986
Look, I'm really sorry.
I should have been honest with you.
271
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:24,489
-I'm over it.
-Oh, okay.
272
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,367
And just to be clear,
you and I are no longer...
273
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,244
A couple? No, we're not.
274
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,870
Got it.
275
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,915
Can't believe this lady's
letting us stay here.
276
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:35,834
Do you think she's crazy?
277
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:39,129
Allowing a couple ex-cons to move
into her house, no questions asked?
278
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,215
I wouldn't put her on
the high end of the sanity scale,
279
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:43,883
but... we have no choice.
280
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:44,968
This is serious.
281
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,137
-What?
-The thing. The virus.
282
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,888
It's... it's not good.
283
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:52,183
And as experts continue
to debate the use of masks,
284
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:55,020
Dr. Fauci has encouraged
frequent handwashing
285
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,731
while cautioning Americans
against touching their faces.
286
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,441
We can't touch our faces?
287
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,358
I guess not.
288
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,319
Well, now all I want to do
is touch my face.
289
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:03,945
Everything's itching.
290
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,575
Relax.
291
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:11,828
The news just likes to play
on your emotions to keep you watching.
292
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,205
And to end our newscast
on a brighter note,
293
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:17,334
here's Todd McGillroy
with "Hometown Heroes."
294
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,044
There you go. Look.
295
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,046
After they scared you,
they try and make you happy again.
296
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:24,883
Here at Kimberton Memorial Hospital,
the overworked nursing staff
297
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,801
can't wait to get home and rest.
298
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:31,056
But for Lindsey Barton,
home is only a few steps away.
299
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,183
My mother's been
watching the kids while I work,
300
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,061
and I can't risk exposing her
to the virus.
301
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,979
Sleeping in the car is doable.
302
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,106
The tough part's
not being able to see my kids.
303
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:42,484
But even though she can't see them,
304
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:46,071
she can still keep her promise
of reading them a bedtime story.
305
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:49,574
"Rumble, tumble blocks and roaring tigers.
306
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:53,453
Funny tummy chuckle,
and a big boo to you."
307
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:56,247
My son understands
why I'm not there, but...
308
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,708
my youngest is pretty confused
309
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,460
why she can only hear Mommy's voice.
310
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,087
Good night, guys.
311
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,630
I love you. Be good.
312
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,386
Are you crying?
313
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,889
Yes, I'm crying.
How are you not crying?
314
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,058
I thought this was
supposed to make me happy.
315
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,853
[Barb]
Dinner's ready.
316
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:29,406
Contrary to what that asshole
Guy Fieri might say,
317
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,534
this is my famous
John Wayne casserole.
318
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:33,785
[Jack]
Ohh!
319
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,329
Ground beef, cheese,
vegetables, jalapenos,
320
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,707
all baked on top of a biscuit crust.
321
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,959
If anyone in your family
has a history of heart disease,
322
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,669
you might want to see an extra prayer.
323
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,395
So, you're religious.
324
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:01,646
I pray, if that's what you mean.
325
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:02,981
Works, too.
326
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,900
I asked God to not let
my baby rot in prison
327
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,319
for the rest of his life
for stealing an ice cream truck.
328
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:09,904
And here he is.
329
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:13,742
You think God created a worldwide pandemic
just to get your son out of prison?
330
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,368
He works in mysterious ways.
331
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:18,580
And... now that He's brought me a crew...
332
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,373
-A what?
-A crew.
333
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:23,126
A crime family. Us.
334
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,503
I'm thinking after dinner,
335
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:29,215
we visit Melvin's place
and steal us some toilet paper.
336
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,842
Sweet.
337
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,135
You guys can do that, I guess,
338
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,345
but I'm-- I'm probably
gonna hang back, if that's cool.
339
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,722
No, that's not cool.
340
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,641
If there's any surprises,
we need numbers.
341
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,310
You're living under my roof,
342
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,313
and from the generous helping
of John Wayne on that plate,
343
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,898
I assume you'll also be using
344
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,941
more than your fair share
of the toilet paper.
345
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:50,987
Did I take too much?
I'm sorry I didn't--
346
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,406
In prison, it just goes by the size
of the section on your tray.
347
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,116
God, eat all you want.
348
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,451
But you'll have to earn your keep.
349
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,829
Yeah, OK, I-- I hear that, it's just
350
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,123
I'm-- I'm-- I'm not really a criminal.
351
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,000
I got incarcerated for selling weed.
352
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,419
I never stole from anyone
or hurt anyone.
353
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:07,670
It's just not my vibe.
354
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:08,797
So, you think you're better than us?
355
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,466
No, I didn't say that. It's just...
I'm-- I'm not...
356
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,219
Look, according to the news,
357
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,638
everyone is suffering one way or another.
358
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:20,558
Seems like everybody should be
helping each other, not stealing.
359
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:23,853
People suffering's nothing new.
That's life.
360
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:27,482
You wake up, you suffer, you drink,
you go to sleep.
361
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:30,026
Just because there's a nasty case
of the sniffles going around
362
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,736
doesn't mean people are gonna change.
363
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,823
I saw in the newspaper
how some politicians
364
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:38,451
who knew about this months ago
are pocketing millions
365
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:42,330
dumping stocks and telling the public
that everything's gonna be fine.
366
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:45,041
-Well, that's terrible.
-That's America.
367
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,460
Keep your head on a swivel,
and keep your eye out
368
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,462
for opportunities to get what's yours.
369
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:52,966
And Melvin deserves to get robbed.
370
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,052
He's the reason no one around here
can wipe their ass
371
00:18:56,135 --> 00:19:00,056
without dipping into
their 401 retirement thingy.
372
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,058
J.
373
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,811
We're gonna steal more
than toilet paper, though, right?
374
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:05,895
You said he gets paid in cash.
375
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,897
-I like this chick.
-[chuckles]
376
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,483
Are you serious?
You told me you were done with crime.
377
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,360
And you told me you were 20 years younger,
378
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:15,071
six inches taller, and had a tattoo
of a dragon on your back.
379
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,364
We are all adapting.
380
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:19,367
I have a dragonfly
on my upper inner thigh.
381
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,703
She's right.
I bet Melvin is making bank.
382
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,997
I say we pack some heat
and have him take us to the cash.
383
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,915
So now we got guns?
384
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,501
Armed robbery, possible kidnapping.
That's your plan.
385
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:31,713
I like it. 'Cept someone
other than Rooster holds the gun.
386
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,924
The last time we robbed a place,
I got shot in the back of the thigh
387
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,426
before we even got in the pet store.
388
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,510
I barely nicked you.
389
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,846
You didn't even notice it
until you took a shower the next morning.
390
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,098
All right, look, you guys
can do what you want,
391
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,601
but I just spent 26 years in prison,
and I'm not going back.
392
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,769
I've been dreaming
about too many things:
393
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,771
walking in the grass with bare feet,
394
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,024
sitting under the stars.
395
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,610
Drinking water that doesn't
smell like rotten eggs.
396
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,615
This is delicious, by the way.
397
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,408
-So you're out?
-I'm out.
398
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,037
Then get the hell out.
399
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,122
Come on. Seriously?
400
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,417
I'm starving.
And the virus is out there.
401
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,544
You'll be fine.
402
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:14,255
Just hold your breath
and try not to touch nothing.
403
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,524
So, what's the plan?
404
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,902
Well, I'm with Rooster.
405
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,779
I say we drive over
there after dessert
406
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,238
and one of you two
stick a gun in his face.
407
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,951
-Is there a dessert?
-Gummy worm cobbler.
408
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:45,119
♪♪♪
409
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,291
[gulps air]
410
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:58,216
[♪ guitar intro plays]
411
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:07,100
[♪ vocalist sings folksy ballad]
412
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,494
[soft grunt]
413
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,127
[gulps air]
414
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,570
[laughing]
415
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:04,699
Hey, buddy, would you mind
putting this in the machine for me?
416
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:07,118
Does the dollar have that virus on it?
417
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,579
Uh, I'm not sure.
418
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,414
I think you're on your own
with that, man.
419
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,710
[gulps air]
420
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,771
♪♪♪
421
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:54,665
[machine whirrs]
422
00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:04,133
[gulps air]
423
00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:07,762
[laughs]
424
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:19,732
You understand that you just
touched every little thing on that machine
425
00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:23,945
with the outside of your shirt,
including the mint you put in your mouth.
426
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:29,367
[laughs]
427
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,245
[laughter continues]
428
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,372
[distant train whistle blows]
429
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:41,963
Melvin knows me,
so I'll have to wait in my car,
430
00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:45,675
but he doesn't know Gloria,
and he still thinks Rooster's in jail.
431
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:49,137
So, as long as Rooster wears a mask,
we should be cool.
432
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,683
You're gonna get caught.
433
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,184
I said get out.
434
00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:56,602
You're gonna get caught or killed.
435
00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:58,146
It's a shitty plan.
436
00:23:58,229 --> 00:24:02,817
First of all, you drive
a 1976 AMC Pacer that backfires.
437
00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:05,111
Everyone's gonna notice you.
438
00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:07,321
Do you even know if this guy
has a security system?
439
00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:10,158
Does he keep his money in a safe,
or does he put it in a bank?
440
00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:11,450
[handle squeaks]
441
00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:13,035
We need a better plan.
442
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,496
We? So you're in?
443
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:16,914
I don't have a choice
444
00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:19,584
if I don't want to catch this virus
while dying of starvation.
445
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:22,211
But I'm not going back to jail,
so if we're gonna do this,
446
00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:23,504
we need to do it right.
447
00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:25,214
And you know how to do it right?
448
00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:27,008
I thought you weren't a criminal.
449
00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:31,512
I'm not. But you don't spend
26 years in prison
450
00:24:31,596 --> 00:24:33,222
without learning a few things.
451
00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:35,224
Now with your newer cars,
452
00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:39,228
you got to deal with factory alarms
and more complicated ignitions.
453
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:41,689
Older models,
they're easier to get into.
454
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,028
You know how to hotwire a car?
455
00:24:47,111 --> 00:24:49,197
Nope. I'm in here for selling weed.
456
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,657
First thing you got to do
is find the ignition wire.
457
00:24:51,741 --> 00:24:53,576
[engine starts]
458
00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:58,915
If you're gonna rob someone,
you need to be patient, okay?
459
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,833
People are creatures of habit,
460
00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:03,836
so it usually doesn't take too long
to figure out what those habits are.
461
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,631
Just keep your distance, be patient,
462
00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,716
and follow your victim's every move.
463
00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:13,930
And keep in mind, there are really only
three things you need to know for sure.
464
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,849
You need to find out
where they keep their money...
465
00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:22,146
...what they do at night...
466
00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:25,107
...and when they go to sleep.
467
00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:34,408
Once you know the routine,
that's when you come up with the plan.
468
00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:35,868
So, how'd you get caught, then?
469
00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:37,703
Oh, I didn't get busted for stealing.
470
00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:40,373
I strangled my brother when I found out
he was banging my husband.
471
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,457
-Ohh.
-Yeah.
472
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,210
Robbing an ATM? How's that work?
473
00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:48,089
They sell high-tech shit that can
intercept people's ATM pin code.
474
00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:49,590
But you don't need all that.
475
00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:53,678
You can just set up your camera nearby,
capture someone's code easy.
476
00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:56,764
Just make sure the camera's
pointed at the keypad,
477
00:25:56,973 --> 00:26:00,309
and the next time they enter their code,
you're good to go.
478
00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:02,770
Larceny of a cat?
479
00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:04,689
I would have gotten away with it
if my sister didn't have
480
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,857
one of them stupid video doorbells.
481
00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:09,402
From now on,
I'm climbing in through windows.
482
00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:11,237
That's why you got to work on your calves.
483
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,323
Come on, don't quit.
Yep, one more.
484
00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:18,077
Two of my victims are already drunk,
but I still didn't like to take chances.
485
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,413
Did you know you can make chloroform
with various items
486
00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:22,123
you can find in most people's kitchens?
487
00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:24,542
I learned that
on an episode of Law and Order.
488
00:26:25,293 --> 00:26:26,711
First thing you need is some bleach.
489
00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:32,842
♪♪♪
490
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,225
[soft chuckle]
491
00:26:44,687 --> 00:26:46,564
[toilet flushes]
492
00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:55,364
I think there was
something wrong with that sushi.
493
00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:57,658
Where'd you say you found it again?
494
00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:06,834
-Wiggles?
-You know this chick?
495
00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:09,086
She's Rooster's trashy ex-girlfriend.
496
00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:11,630
Makes sense she's banging
a dirtbag like Melvin.
497
00:27:11,714 --> 00:27:13,382
Maybe they're just friends...?
498
00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:15,551
Come on, we're on the clock here.
499
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:20,181
[Inmate Ed] After you steal
the ATM card, grab your camera,
500
00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:22,391
and it's time to make a withdrawal.
501
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,185
But timing is crucial.
502
00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:26,771
Now, the thing to remember about ATM cards
503
00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:29,774
is that you want to max
them out just before midnight.
504
00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:34,070
Then, when the daily limit resets itself,
you can hit it again.
505
00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:35,571
Depending on the person's limit,
506
00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:38,366
that can mean
an extra thousand bucks, easy.
507
00:27:38,449 --> 00:27:40,076
♪♪♪
508
00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:46,415
A lot of people in here believe
509
00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:48,376
there's no such thing
as the perfect crime.
510
00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:50,169
I disagree.
511
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:53,089
A perfect crime is a crime that
nobody even knows happened.
512
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:54,173
Ha!
513
00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:59,387
Barb, we're just taking the money.
514
00:27:59,470 --> 00:28:01,555
Grabbing it from the back of the stack.
He'll never know.
515
00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:05,142
That way, it doesn't matter
where you leave your fingerprints
516
00:28:05,226 --> 00:28:07,812
or how many
pictures the camera took
517
00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:11,899
because if no one reports a crime,
nobody's gonna try to solve it, either.
518
00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:47,518
Oh, weird, I dreamt
that I came out of the bathroom
519
00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:50,229
and smelled bleach and then passed out.
520
00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:52,690
Yeah. Last night was just a dream.
521
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,151
Just a weird dream.
522
00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:02,992
Not bad.
523
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,786
-Not bad at all.
-It's a start.
524
00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:07,288
What are you gonna do
with your share, Ma?
525
00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:11,167
I'm gonna wait a few weeks
until this virus blows over,
526
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,960
and then I'm gonna go on a cruise
527
00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:16,297
with my online boyfriend,
Jean Michel Duklon.
528
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:18,841
Finally get some real loving.
529
00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:21,093
We talk dirty over email,
530
00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:25,306
and I'm getting tired of diddling
my bean with my reading glasses on.
531
00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:26,765
[♪ guitar music plays]
532
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:37,735
[♪ vocalist sings folksy ballad]
533
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,119
[♪ folksy ballad continues]
534
00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:58,047
[♪ folksy ballad continues]
535
00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:11,644
[♪ folksy ballad continues]
536
00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:14,647
[soft chuckle]
537
00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:25,324
[happy chatter]
538
00:30:25,407 --> 00:30:27,618
[♪ folksy ballad continues]
539
00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:38,254
[♪ folksy ballad continues]
540
00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:52,810
[♪ folksy ballad continues]
541
00:31:03,404 --> 00:31:05,906
[♪ folksy ballad continues]
542
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:17,376
[President Trump]
Right, and then I see the disinfectant.
543
00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:21,005
It knocks it out in a minute, one minute,
544
00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:23,382
and is there a way
we can do something like that?
545
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,885
By injection inside or...
546
00:31:26,969 --> 00:31:29,471
or almost a cleaning?
547
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,015
'Cause you see it gets in the lungs,
548
00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:33,017
and it does a tremendous number on them,
549
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:34,727
so it'd be interesting to check that.
550
00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:37,271
So that, you're gonna have to use
medical doctors with.
551
00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:40,024
But it sounds...
it sounds interesting to me.
552
00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:41,025
Hmm.
553
00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:44,820
Doctors have warned that Trump's
theory of using household cleaners
554
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,448
to rid your body of the coronavirus
is not...
555
00:31:49,033 --> 00:31:51,910
You missed dinner.
Everyone loved it.
556
00:31:51,994 --> 00:31:54,830
I made my second favorite dish,
Duke Takes a Dive.
557
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:57,750
It's basically John Wayne casserole,
but with tuna.
558
00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,126
Where you been?
559
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:02,588
Oh, just, uh, exploring the town.
560
00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:04,048
Been stuck in prison half my life.
561
00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:07,718
Felt good to go for a walk,
not have to turn left every 46 paces.
562
00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:08,802
Mmm.
563
00:32:10,179 --> 00:32:12,806
...severe vomiting or death.
564
00:32:12,890 --> 00:32:14,933
And finally tonight,
565
00:32:15,017 --> 00:32:17,561
remember the nurse
who was sleeping in her car?
566
00:32:17,645 --> 00:32:21,357
Well, that story has developed
into a bit of a Channel 10 mystery.
567
00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:22,983
I can't explain it.
568
00:32:23,067 --> 00:32:26,278
It was just sitting there
on the front seat.
569
00:32:26,362 --> 00:32:27,404
When I told my mother,
570
00:32:27,488 --> 00:32:30,699
she said she found another one
just like it on the front porch.
571
00:32:30,783 --> 00:32:32,910
I guess someone just felt generous.
572
00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:34,411
[Todd McGillroy]
Someone certainly did.
573
00:32:34,495 --> 00:32:38,999
And now Lindsey's kids don't have to
just listen to Mommy tell bedtime stories,
574
00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:41,502
they get to see her as well.
575
00:32:42,002 --> 00:32:46,548
"Then he nibbled a hole in the cocoon,
pushed his way out,
576
00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:51,512
and he was a beautiful butterfly."
577
00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:53,305
Good night, guys.
578
00:32:53,389 --> 00:32:54,973
Mommy loves you.
579
00:32:55,057 --> 00:32:57,851
-I love you, Mommy.
-I love you, Mommy.
580
00:32:57,935 --> 00:32:58,936
Good night.
581
00:32:59,561 --> 00:33:01,438
[exaggerated kiss]
582
00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:04,149
So damn cute.
583
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,194
Rooster, I love you!
584
00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:11,448
Rooster!
585
00:33:11,532 --> 00:33:12,741
[Rooster]
What?
586
00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:15,494
-I love you.
-Love you too.
587
00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:17,579
[distant train whistle blares]
588
00:33:35,848 --> 00:33:37,057
[sniffles]
589
00:33:37,141 --> 00:33:38,767
[sighs]
590
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,240
Ohh.
591
00:34:22,019 --> 00:34:24,646
[♪ percussive music plays]
592
00:34:26,899 --> 00:34:29,568
[♪ vocalists sing cheerful song]
593
00:34:47,294 --> 00:34:49,505
♪♪♪
594
00:36:31,023 --> 00:36:33,650
♪♪♪
595
00:36:34,026 --> 00:36:35,861
We should talk about our next job.
596
00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:39,990
Since Mother Teresa over here
will only steal from bad people,
597
00:36:40,073 --> 00:36:43,952
I took the liberty of writing up
a list of douchebags in the area.
598
00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:46,663
Maybe we shouldn't be thinking so small.
599
00:36:46,747 --> 00:36:49,041
Those politicians you mentioned,
who were dumping stocks
600
00:36:49,124 --> 00:36:50,751
while lying about the virus,
601
00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:52,753
turns out one of them's
from around here...
602
00:36:52,836 --> 00:36:54,671
and she is a loaded.
603
00:36:55,631 --> 00:36:57,633
♪♪♪
604
00:37:10,145 --> 00:37:11,605
[sneezes]
605
00:37:17,653 --> 00:37:21,365
Well. That's a fly in the ointment
we're going to have to swat.
606
00:37:21,415 --> 00:37:25,965
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