All language subtitles for Hart to Hart s03e15 The Hart of the Matter.eng

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[Max] This is
my boss, Jonathan hart,

a self-made millionaire.

He's quite a guy.

This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous.

She's one lady
who knows how to take care of herself.

By the way, my name is Max.

I take care of both of them,

which ain't easy,

'cause when
they met, it was murder.

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Is that it, Mr. H?

That's it, Max. The
last of the luggage.

Now, you're sure you
won't change your mind and come?

To France?

Thanks, Mr. H, but
I never go anywhere

where I can't
say "full house" in a native language.

[Barks]

Well, it sounds like
freeway wants to go, too.

Oh, baby, you can't
go with us this time.

This is strictly business.

Oh, you wonderful hound. Mwah.

Okay, okay, just don't
stand there, you two.

We only got a half
an hour to get to the airport.

Well, I've got
the passports. Have you got the tickets?

Have you got
the tickets, Max? Yeah.

Here are the plane tickets,

the train tickets

and the boat tickets.

I hope that's everything.

No, you've gotta
arrange for a carriage when you get there.

Oh.

Carriage?

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[Train whistle blows]

[Foghorn blows]

[Jennifer] Well, I suppose we
should be happy about one thing, darling.

At least we
were able to find a horseless carriage.

Well, I must admit
the scenery is charming.

But what I can't understand is why Andrew
couldn't talk to you

about this project in
Los Angeles.

Well, he could, but, uh...

Let me ask you:

Was this trip your idea
or his idea? Come on.

You mean whisking you away to a remote
romantic island

off the coast of France?

[Giggling]

Well, of course, it was my idea.

It was? Uh-huh.

[Both laugh]

Bonjour, madame.

Bonjour. Bonjour.

Bonjour, monsieur.

[Man] Bonjour.

Welcome to the chateau Beauvais.

I'm Jonathan
hart. My wife, Jennifer.

Enchanté.

We have your
room all ready for you, monsieur hart.

May I have your
passports, please?

I have them.

Merci.

I will only be a moment.

If you will just
sign the register, please. Thank you.

Ah. Monsieur.

Thank you, madame.

I see that Andrew's
already signed in.

He's in room seven.

Oh. Well, we should
let him know we're here.

You know something?

I have even a better idea.

I'll be right back.

I've chosen room 12 for you.

The top floor,
overlooking the gardens.

Oh. Sounds lovely.

And because it is the
end of the season,

you will have
the chateau almost entirely to yourselves.

Wonderful.

Oh, bonjour.

Bonjour, monsieur.
What can I get for you?

Uh, nothing for me,
but do you have, uh, dom perignon?

Oui, oui.

Good. I'd
appreciate it if you'd send a bottle up

to Andrew Thomas'
room. Number seven.

Room seven, monsieur?

Right. And you can put it on my bill,
Jonathan hart.

We just checked in.

Oui, monsieur hart. Thank you.

Francois.

Oui, papa? Ici.

[Speaking in French]

Darling...

There doesn't
seem to be an elevator.

No elevator? No.

Well, then
let's just think of this

as our stairway to paradise.

All right.

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Well, what did you
do about Andrew?

I sent him a bottle
of champagne.

Oh, that was very thoughtful.

I've got a better idea. What?

Let's help him drink it.

Oh, well, now, that's
even more thoughtful.

C'est fini, monsieur.

Ah, well,

the room service is
certainly lightning fast.

Certainly is.

Uh, five...

Six and seven. Seven.

Oh, darling, look at
that beautiful chest.

It's so...

French.

I couldn't have
said it better myself.

Ah. Jennifer!

Andrew.

Jonathan, welcome.
Good to see you.

Think of us as
two glasses in search of champagne.

Well, you are in luck.

I just happened to have stumbled across an
excellent bottle.

Oh. What a coincidence.

Come in. Thanks, pal.

[Glasses clinking]
[Andrew] To old friends.

And new ventures. Cheers.

Mm. Please,

make yourself comfortable.

Ah. Thanks very much.

Did you have a good trip?

Oh. Oh, yes,
we had a great trip.

We went by, uh, plane,
train, boat and car.

Is that all?

Well, Jonathan,
I admit, uh, this place is a bit remote,

but that's part of its charm.

And not a corporate
decision to be made

in any direction for miles.

Exactly.

Oh, it's good
to see you, Andrew.

Ah. It's been such a long time.

Not since...
well, actually, not since your wedding.

Has it been that long?

Oh, I remember it vividly.

I didn't know
which side to sit on,

the bride's or the groom's.

My prize-winning writer,

or my good friend
for so many years.

Isn't that odd?

People even take sides when you're
gonna get married.

Which side did you sit on?

Oh... [Jonathan]
Come on, the truth.

Which side... I won't tell.

I know a tricky question when I hear
one.

You know, I am so
glad you did so well.

You have a lot of talent.

Oh, well, I'm very flattered.

You should be. That's
a wonderful compliment,

coming from a publisher
with his reputation.

Oh, come on.

Well, it's true, I've had
several lucky breaks,

a few of which
I feel you had something to do with.

You could've done it without
me. Besides, what are friends for?

Now, um, I hope you'll
let me borrow her.

Because, uh,

this place, I mean
chateau Beauvais...

Has given me
an idea for the series of travel articles

I want Jennifer to write for me.

Ah, yes.

Little-known tourist treats.

I have a lot of ideas for
approaches. You want to talk about it now?

We have plenty of time
tomorrow at breakfast to discuss business.

Tonight is for fun...

Tonight is for friendship. Ah.

I'll drink to that. I will
drink to that as well.

To friends. To friendship.

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[Jennifer chuckling]

Oh, darling,
isn't this beautiful?

Oh, yeah.

It is beautiful...

But aren't you concerned?

Concerned about what?

Well...

Here we are on isle St. Pierre,

stranded... [Chuckles]

almost alone.

Oh.

No Max.

No freeway.

No interruptions.

Mmm.

Isn't it marvelous?

[Knock on door]

Hold that thought.

Are you holding? I'm holding.

Oh, francois.

Bonsoir, monsieur etmadame hart.

Pour vous, compliments
duchateau Beauvais.

Merci.

Bonsoir.

Bonsoir.

Compliments of the house.

Oh.

Looks wonderful. Mm.

Oh. Whew!

Even the whipped
cream must be 200 proof.

I'll bet it's about
500 calories a gulp.

My waistline will thank
me in the morning.

Now...

Where were we?

[Gasps] Oh, yes.

I was supposed to
be holding the thought.

I'm still holding the thought.

[Chuckles] Good.

Darling?

Oh.

Well...

I guess I'm gonna have to hold on a
little while longer.

[Thunder rumbles, rain patters]

[Thunder crashes]

[Clattering, footsteps]

[Clattering,
indistinct chattering]

[Speaking indistinctly]

[Grunts]

[Whispering in French]

Bonsoir.

Oh, bonsoir, madame.

Uh, I am sorry
if we disturbed you.

Oh,
no, no, no. I-I wasn't asleep anyway.

Oh.

Well, as I said...

Bonsoir.

Bonsoir.

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You will be three?

Uh, that was the plan, yes.

Excuse me, but, uh,
what's all the activity?

Oh, uh, a wedding
reception, madame.

Uh, a couple from
the village, this afternoon.

Aw. You are very
welcome to join in.

Well, that's
wonderful. Thank you.

Thank you.

I wonder what's keeping Andrew.

Mm. Oh, I'm
sure he'll be down in a minute, darling.

Relax. Enjoy the morning.

Especially after
that storm last night.

Storm? Oh, you missed it.

Along with a couple
of other things.

By the way...

I'm still holding the thought.

What thought?

I'll explain it to you later.

Um, maybe I'll call Andrew.

He might still
be asleep in his room.

Ah, good morning. Good morning.

Uh, perhaps you could help me.

With pleasure, of course.

By the way, how did
you sleep, monsieur hart?

Excessively well. Thank you.

Uh, my wife and I were
supposed to have

breakfast with
Mr. Thomas this morning.

I wonder if you
could ring his room?

I am sorry, monsieur. Who?

Andrew Thomas. Room seven.

There must be some mistake.

Monsieur Thomas.

He's in room seven.

But we have no Thomas registered,
monsieur hart,

and there is no room
seven in this chateau.

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Uh. Excuse me, did
I hear you correctly?

Yes, madame, I just
said to monsieur hart

there is no Thomas
registered here,

and we don't
have any room seven in the chateau.

But we shared a bottle
of champagne last night in room seven.

But that is not
possible, madame.

Perhaps a
tiring day of travel...

Perhaps if we
looked at the register.

He signed in
before we did. Oh, that is not possible.

I am sorry.
That would be against hotel regulations.

Uh, the easiest
way to clear this up

is for us to talk
to Andrew in person.

Why don't we go up
to the room ourselves?

Perfect. As you
like, monsieur hart.

Now, let's see.

Room five.

Room six.

And, uh...

Well, we seem to have
misplaced room seven.

Maybe somebody rearranged this wing
when we weren't looking.

Well, it certainly
isn't where we left it.

And there was
a trunk there last night.

I swear to it.

Well, if the trunk was there...

Then Andrew's room
must have been here.

Darling, how much
champagne did we drink?

Bonjour, monsieur,
madame. Oh, madame.

Oui? Uh, where is room seven?

Oh, no, there is no
room seven, madame.

You see, I know,
I've been cleaning these rooms for years.

You don't send them out, do you?

Pardon, monsieur?

Nothing.

You see, madame,

the number seven
brings very bad luck.

Oh. Excusez-moi.

Maybe she's
right. The number seven doesn't seem

to have done Andrew much good.

I can understand Andrew wandering
off,

but his room?

Maybe something
wandered in front of it.

Well, I've heard
of stealing towels,

but a whole room?

Darling, do you think
we're going crazy?

Either that
or somebody's thought of everything.

I think
I like your explanation better than mine.

Why don't we, uh,
have a couple of drinks with the bartender

and discuss it?

He's the one
I ordered the bottle of champagne from.

He's also the one who
probably mixed those French whammies.

And he's also one of the men

who was carrying
that trunk last night.

I'm beginning to wonder
what was in there.

Ah, voilà.

Here you are, madame.

Monsieur. Thank you.

Enjoy your drinks.

Excuse me. Oui, monsieur.

You remember me from last night?

[Speaking in French]

Monsieur etmadame hart.

Ah-ha.

You ordered the champagne, no?

Yes, and you
sent it to room seven.

Room seven? Oh, no.

Room 17, as you requested.

The chateau,
uh, has no room seven.

Very bad luck.

Uh, will there be anything else?

Darling? Mmm.

Apparently not. Très bien.

Nice try.

Something funny is
going on around here.

Maybe we could get a straight answer
from that kid.

Francois.

Oui, monsieur?

When you delivered that
bottle of champagne last night...

Oui, monsieur. Was
monsieur Thomas

in his room?

Oh, oui, monsieur.

But his name is Tobias.

Monsieur Tobias,
he tipped very well.

And, um, monsieur
Tobias was in room 17?

Oui, madame.

Is there something
else I can take up for you?

No, nothing else,
thank you. You've done enough for today.

Oui, monsieur.

Well, they've
certainly managed to cover all the bases,

haven't they? Whoever they are.

It certainly
looks that way. They must be playing

for pretty
high stakes if they're involving the kid

but why?

What could Andrew possibly mean to
these people,

let alone his room?

That's what we've
gotta find out.

How are we gonna do that?

Our
charming, befuddled tourist approach

hasn't gotten
us anything but blank looks.

Maybe we'd be more
successful if we used the direct approach.

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[Whispering in French]

May I be of service,
monsieur hart?

You could've been
earlier this morning,

but now I think it's
time we called the police.

The police? You're
not still looking for monsieur Thomas?

[Jennifer chuckling]
I'm afraid we are.

You see,
someone seems to have misplaced him,

along with his room.

But, madame, I've
already explained that...

Your entire staff has explained. Now we think
it's time you explained to the authorities.

I would be glad to oblige, but
the nearest police station is in cherbourg,

where you took the boat.

Then call them.

And let them take the boat.

I'm afraid that will not
be possible, monsieur.

Unfortunately,
last night's storm damaged the lines.

We have
had no telephone service all morning.

There must be some
way to get through.

Only the shuttle boat, madame.

And that won't be back
until tomorrow morning.

You know, the
charm of this place

is quickly beginning
to disappear.

What we're saying is that
we don't like what's going on here.

But, please, monsieur, there is no reason
to become upset.

No reason?

A man, a friend disappears from your
hotel without a trace?

And neither you
nor any of your staff

will even admit he
even existed at all.

Ha!

This is supposed to
be such an isolated place.

He must be here somewhere.

Somewhere.

Jonathan.

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The disappearing trunk.

Maybe room seven is inside.

[Rings]

Ah-ha!

The service
must have just been restored, monsieur.

[Bartender] Hello?

[Speaking in French]

I will call the police
as soon as I finish this call.

I think we've had it here.

Why don't we
go out for some air?

[Speaking in French]

Darling, why
would anyone want Andrew to disappear?

He was honest, respected,

successful.

Would you think
he would want to make himself disappear?

Oh, I don't think he
was that successful.

Well, it's gotta
be some kind of a setup.

Everybody's singing
the same song but us.

Do you think
it was some sort of a plot against him?

I don't think that's
very likely, darling.

[Man] Excusez-moi, mes amis.

You're not
gonna tell us about monsieur Tobias

in room 17, are you?

No, monsieur, but
I must caution you

about moving
too far from the chateau.

These gardens are extensive

and you could
become lost very easily.

Just like Andrew.

And his room.

We'll be very
careful, thank you.

[Speaking in French]

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Jonathan, look!

Yeah, it looks like Andrew.

It is Andrew.

Andrew!

[Jennifer] Andrew!

Oh, what a relief.

Well, where did he go?

It looks like Andrew's
playing hard to get.

What's happening?
Who's shooting at us?

It looks like it's Andrew.

It's all right,
darling. He's gone.

He tried to kill us.

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Did you enjoy your
walk, monsieur hart?

Yes, there's nothing
like a walk in the garden

to keep the circulation going.

Or to put us out of circulation.

Bonjour.

Bonjour, madame.
Bonjour, monsieur.

Maybe we
should just lock ourselves in our room,

and wait for the boat.

Here we go again.

All right, sir.

Don't tell us you're here to rearrange
the furniture.

Monsieur hart, madame.

I am inspector novier.

Reinforcements.

Oh.

It is an amazing story you tell.

And it's absolutely
true, inspector.

You're the only one
that's taken us seriously.

And the hotel
staff will take me seriously, monsieur.

I'll show you.

Inspector.

We're looking for the manager.

Uh, I think you will find
him at his desk in the lobby, monsieur.

We just came from there.

Is anything the matter?

We would
prefer to take it up with the manager.

[Bartender] Well,
perhaps he's upstairs.

I will go and try
and find him for you.

We will try together.

Will you wait here, please?

Gladly.

If he suggests to look
in the gardens, inspector,

pass.

Well, what would you say

to a glass of white
wine while we're waiting?

Mmm. I'd say
"hello, glass of wine."

That's cute, you know that?

Do you like
that? Yeah, very cute.

I knew you would.

Uh, put this on my tab.

Very generous as well. [Laughs]

Oh, yes.

Darling. What?

What is happeningto us?

I don't know.

I honestly don't know.

To you. And you.

They are waiting for
us in here, monsieur.

But I don't understand what can possibly
be the problem.

Your guests seem to be having some trouble
here, monsieur.

To put it mildly. Oh, yes.

Something about a...
A monsieur Tobias.

Thomas. And room number seven.

But we have no room seven.

We shall see.

I'm afraid
we'll have to examine your records.

Ah, with pleasure.
Of course, of course.

After you.

In these registers here
it seems like no one's

ever even checked
into a room seven.

It's a complete and
thorough cover-up.

There is perhaps another
explanation, monsieur.

[Jonathan] Yeah, what's that?

[Novier] Well,
everything seems to be in order here.

After a tiring journey
to a foreign land,

you might have imagined things.

[Jonathan]
What are you suggesting, inspector?

That my wife and I
made this story up?

Uh, darling,

I think the inspector
may have a point there.

After
all, it-it was a long trip,

and we did have a bit to drink.

Huh? We're probably just wasting

this nice policeman's
valuable time.

I'm afraid your wife
is right, monsieur.

Without some concrete evidence,

there seems to be
nothing more I can do.

Well, I think you've
done quite enough already, inspector.

After all, you made
this long trip out to the hotel.

I think what
we really owe you is a vote of thanks.

Don't we, darling? Yes. Um,

thank you very much, inspector.

So probably the best
thing we can do is to just go outside

and get some more
fresh air, don't you?

Thanks again.Goodbye.

Bye. Thank you.

[Jennifer] Voilà.
La famille Beauvais.

That's an interesting
family portrait.

Isn't it?

[Jonathan] The manager.
[Jennifer] Mmm-hmm.

[Jonathan] The bartender.

The maid.

Francois.

Our friendly policeman.

So much for help
from the mainland.

[Jonathan] But who
does he remind you of?

He does look
familiar, doesn't he?

Sort of like Andrew?

[Hedge clippers snipping]

Let's talk to that caretaker,

see if he knows anything. Mmm.

Bonjour.

Oh, bonjour,
mademoiselle, monsieur.

My compliments on your work.

Merci beaucoup. The
garden is beautiful.

Merci. Have you been
working here long?

Oui. Oui. For many years.

Ah. Ah.

Do you recognize
this, uh, picture?

Ah, of course. This
is the old Beauvais family.

Oh. Ah.

Do you recognize,
uh, that man there?

Ah, him.

Claude. Claude Beauvais.

Does he also work
here at the chateau?

Oh, no, no, no.
Not anymore. He is, how do you say?

The black
sheep. A bad man. Very much criminal.

He is wanted
by more countries than I can count.

Uh, where is he now?

They say he's
somewhere in Italy.

Who knows?

Excusez-moi.

I must get back to my work.

Pardon.

[♪♪♪]

Another mystery of
the chateau Beauvais.

[Accordion music playing]

[Indistinct chattering]

This looks like
our chance to find the missing room.

They may have hidden the door,

but there's got to be a window.

Are you sure
this is the way to find it?

Don't spoil my fun.

This worked when I was a kid.

Well, let's hope it wasn't
just beginner's luck.

Room seven.

Not only bad
luck, but a bad view.

What a mess.

Maybe the maid didn't
know about this room.

[Thump, footsteps approaching]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[♪♪♪]

You are not seeing
a ghost, Mrs. Hart.

I am not Andrew Thomas.

Well, who...

Don't ask any questions.

There's so
little time for answers.

Claude Beauvais.

Very good, Mrs. Hart.

I am surprised
you recognized me.

I saw your family portrait

hidden in the office.

Oh, that's how
you know about me.

What about that phony policeman?

Who is he?

My brother.

He has a flair for the dramatic.

Well, you don't do
so badly yourself.

What a pity.

What? That we found the truth?

No.

That such a beautiful

and perceptive woman

must die

to keep my little secret.

So the disappearing
room was for our benefit?

It was
meant to discourage you, Mrs. Hart.

Too bad it didn't.

You'll never pull this off.

[Chuckles]

Don't be too sure.

If I'm the only one
left tomorrow to meet the boat,

who can stand in my way?

Now...

Claude...

Let's be reasonable.

You don't have to kill me.

Do you?

I'm afraid
there is no other way.

Oh, there must be another way.

Look, uh, I won't say
a word. I promise you.

I wouldn't believe you.

Would I lie at a time like this?

Uh, especially at a
time like this.

You do have a point there.

I'm a very good
judge of character.

What about Andrew?

Where did he figure into this?

Your friend looked
so much like me, Mrs. Hart.

And I needed a passport

very badly.

A passport, of course.

When the boat leaves tomorrow,

Andrew Thomas will
return to the United States.

And Claude Beauvais
will disappear forever.

Jonathan! Help!

[Jennifer] Jonathan!

Jonathan, help!

Come with me quietly, Mrs. Hart.

Oh.

You don't think
you can get away from me that easily,

do you, Mrs. Hart?

[Grunts]

I think it's checkout time.

Darling, they killed Andrew.

They're all in it together.

That means that
we're on our own.

Now, we'll just, uh,

calmly walk out the front door.

Uh, let's go this way.

On the other hand, a brisk walk
in the courtyard might be just the thing.

Or a fast jog.

[Festive music playing]

Jonathan. The wedding reception.

Let's hope they're
receptive to us. Come on.

Oh, thank you.

Over there.

So much for plan a.

I think we'd better
come up with plan b.

Quick.

Hail, hail, the gang's all here.

I know this is
asking a lot, darling,

but, uh, try to look
inconspicuous and, uh,

mingle.

[Inaudible]

Oh, they're closing in on us.

Oh, that's the good news.

The bad news is I've lost track of the
man with the gun.

But I have not lost
track of you, Mr. Hart.

[Gunshots] [People scream]

[Grunts]

I'll take that, if
you don't mind,

madame hart.

[♪♪♪]

You're planning to
kill us like you killed Andrew?

Monsieur Thomas is dead?

In the trunk.

You didn't know?

[Speaking in French]

[Speaking in French]

[Speaking in French]

Please,

accept my apologies.

This was to be a...

A family matter.

We wished to help Claude escape

his problems with the law.

But our plan was only
to steal his passport

and detain monsieur Thomas...

Not kill him.

You do not think the
Beauvais family are...

Murderers?

Well, it had
crossed our mind, monsieur Beauvais.

Tomorrow...

When the boat comes...

The Beauvais family
will turn Claude over to...

To the authorities.

And
then the hart family will take the car,

the boat, the
train and the plane home.

Have you got the passports?

If you've got the tickets.

[♪♪♪]

[Max] Oh, come
on, give me a break.

I got the claim
checks right here.

That luggage has got
to be somewhere.

What do you
mean, have I called Rio de Janeiro?

How could it have gotten there?

You're right. That's
a silly question.

[♪♪♪]

Oh, isn't it nice to be back?

In our own home? Mmm-hmm.

On our own sofa? Yes.

And both
of them exactly where we left them.

[Chuckles]

Hey, any luck, Max?

I give up.

Now that airline is claiming

you never had any luggage.

Disappearing
luggage. How amazing.

I remember
carrying something around Europe.

[Laughs]

Must be jet lag.

Well, sweetheart, shall we go upstairs
to our room?

Oh, I don't know.

We might get
up there and find that it's disappeared.

I don't think I
could cope with that.

Why don't we stay here?

On the sofa?

Uh-huh.

You mean, uh...

On the sofa? Uh-huh.

What about Max?

Well, he's got
to get his own sofa.

Hmm.

You know something? What?

I'm really glad some
things never change.

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