All language subtitles for Hart to Hart s03e05 Murder Up Their Seeve.eng

This is my boss,

Jonathan hart,
a self-made millionaire.

He's quite a guy.

This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous.

She's one lady
who knows how to take care of herself.

By the way, my name is Max.

I take care of both of them,

which ain't easy,
'cause when they met...

It was murder.

[♪♪]

[Jonathan] Any more
questions, gentlemen?

[Agent] Just, one or
two more, if you don't mind, Mr. Hart.

No, go right ahead.

But the FBI would like to thank you for
all your help.

It's been my pleasure.

You know, you were lucky.

You got wise to Simon Brewster

before he took your
company for a ride.

Well, it wasn't too difficult.

What he was
selling seemed crooked.

[Man] It was.

His stock
certificates were made out of thin air.

He swindled people
out of millions.

They're always looking
for something for nothing.

That little
fault of human nature

is what every con man relies on.

Are you having any
luck in finding Brewster?

We're still
looking. He may be in South America.

You, uh, realize
that he threatened

to come back and
get you, Mr. Hart?

Well, I've been
threatened before.

It goes with the territory.

Uh, my agency's looking too.

You're not with the FBI?

Oh, no, I'm with the
internal revenue service.

Uh, by the way, uh,

there are
a few deductions you took last year

that I wanted to ask
you about. [Chuckles]

That's just a little IRS joke.

[Phone ringing]

- Hello.
- [Jennifer] Darling?

Oh, hi, darling. How are you?

How's it going?

Well, it's coming
along but slowly.

Remind me never to accept

any last minute magazine
assignments again.

Oh, darling,

we're not
gonna be able to make that benefit.

I've given Max the invitations.

He's delighted. He
loves magic shows.

Oh, well, that's great.

I'll be home in
a bit, all right?

- Bye-bye.
- Okay. Bye-bye. [Smooches]

[Jennifer typing]

Excuse me, Mrs. H,

but is there anything
you want before I go?

I don't think so, Max.

Well! Don't you look smashing?

I'd better.

It isn't every day that I
get a chance to see Marcus the magnificent.

He's supposed to be
one of the best magicians since Houdini.

Marlene and I are
looking forward to this show.

Marlene?

I don't seem
to recall a Marlene.

- I just met her.
- [Car horn honking]

That must be her now.

She's picking you up?

She's a very modern lady.

And that's the way I like 'em.

Oh.

[Jennifer] Have a nice time.

[Max] Thank you. Good night.

[Valet] Good
evening, welcome to the magic palace.

[Magician] Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.

For
my next little swindle... Uh, miracle.

I would like to
show you a common ordinary piece

of window glass
and a solid iron nail.

Madam.

Ain't this something?

[Magician]
...Nail. Watch ladies and gentlemen

may I see your
invitation, sir, please?

Sure.

Here.

Thank you, Mr. Hart.

[Magician] Two.

Mrs. Hart.

Hey, wait a minute. I ain't...

If they think we're the
harts, maybe we'll get better service.

[Crowd applauding]

[Fanfare playing over speakers]

[Announcer] And now,
ladies and gentlemen,

Marcus the
magnificent and his assistant, vickie.

[Drum-roll playing]

Oh, boy, this is gonna be great.

[Upbeat music playing]

[Audience applauding]

Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

[Chuckles]

I'm Marcus the magnificent.

Something you'll remember the longest
day you live.

- Hup!
- [Audience applauding]

[Audience applauds]

Ain't he fantastic?

For my next
illusion, I would like

to request the
help of a volunteer.

And for this,
my assistant vickie

will escort a volunteer
from the audience.

Why don't you volunteer?

Listen, I learned one
thing in the service.

Never volunteer for nothing.

[Scoffs]

Would you?

Who me? No, thanks.

- Oh, sure, come on.
- [Marcus] Step right up, sir, don't be shy.

I think the
gentleman needs a little encouragement.

You seem rather uncomfortable.

Yeah, I am, a little.

May I light your cigar for you?

Oh, no. No, thanks.

Uh, perhaps you'd
rather be somewhere else.

I would.

[Marcus] Then I'll not keep you
a second longer than necessary.

[Snaps fingers]

Would you step into
the booth, if you please.

[Eerie music playing]

Sit down, be comfortable.

[Marcus] Because you're about to go on
a wonderful trip.

Now wave goodbye.

[Marcus] Can
you hear me in there? Knock if you can.

Now...

Well, I'll be... my god.

Obviously a man of wealth.

May we give a big
hand to a good sport,

wherever he may be.

[Ominous music playing]

Who are you?

You're not Jonathan hart.

True, true, and true.

[Footsteps approaching]

This is the wrong man.

He had the harts' invitation.

Who is he?

The harts' chauffeur, Max.

I'll get rid of him.

No.

Not until he outlives
his usefulness.

Oh, excuse me, sir,
have you seen my date?

He was the
man the magician made disappear.

Personally, I
think he overdid it.

Oh, yes.

I believe he left
shortly afterwards,

via the stage door.

- May I get your coat?
- [Sighs]

Yes, thank you.

[Scoffs]

Max, if I ever
see you, I will kill you!

Any luck?

Zero. No one seems
to know where Max is.

You don't think
anything happened to him, do you?

- Like an accident or something?
- Well, let's hope not.

What's that?

This is Max's little black book.

Do you happen to
remember the name of Max's date last night?

Marlene.

Marlene.

Do you think we ought to?

It's the only
thing I know to try.

There sure are a lot
of marlenes in here.

[Telephone dialing]

[Jonathan] Thanks very much.

Anything?

That was Marlene the butcher.

That side of veal that
Max ordered is in.

And Marlene
Simpson, hasn't seen Max since the wedding.

But she's
getting a divorce and wants him to call.

[Chuckles]

[Barks]

Ah, don't worry,
boy. We'll find him.

[Jonathan] Hello, is
Marlene there?

Ah, Marlene,
this is Jonathan hart.

Yes, uh, Max does work for me.

[Marlene] Max!

If you ever see him again, tell him that
I want to kill him.

You wouldn't believe
what he did to me.

The other
night we went to this wonderful place.

Creep walked
out on me in the middle of our date...

I think we struck pay dirt.

Humiliated in all my life.

[Jonathan] No wonder
our cars have been running so well.

[Jonathan] Hey, buddy.

Buddy.

[Marlene] It's Ms. Buddy!

Just a second.

Give me a hand, will you, ace.

- Marlene?
- Yeah.

I'm Jonathan hart.

This is my wife, Jennifer.

We're friends of Max's.

Well, let me tell
you, no friend of Max is a friend of mine.

Never been so
humiliated in all my life.

What happened?

The creep walked right out
on me in the middle of our date.

Doesn't sound like Max.

Well, maybe being the star of a magic show
went to his head.

- The star of a magic show?
- Yeah.

He got right up on
the stage and did a disappearing act

with Marcus the magician.

What kind of a disappearing act?

Well, he got this box.

And then Marcus sort
of waved the wand a couple of times

and, presto, you
know, just this cigar.

Then he did a
disappearing act on me.

He never came back?

Right out the
stage door, Johnny.

He didn't come home last night.

Well, maybe
he found some showgirl backstage.

Marlene...

We think that something
has happened to Max.

Now, can you think
of anything else that happened last night?

Gee, I don't know.

Oh!

When we
arrived, they called us Mr. and Mrs. Hart.

Oh, that's because
I gave him our invitation.

Gee, if he
didn't split on me for somebody else

and, if he didn't
come home last night...

I wonder what happened to him.

I don't know,
but it wasn't magic.

Thanks a lot.

[Man laughing hysterically]

Sounds like he just
heard a good one.

Yeah, as long
as the joke is not on us.

[Man over intercom] Welcome to the
magic palace.

Come in, please.

[Door creaking]

[Door creaking]

[Door closes with thud]

Look at this.

Play "melancholy baby."

[Piano playing
"melancholy baby"]

That's wonderful.

A bit literal-minded, isn't it?

[Piano stops playing]

[Jennifer] Maybe
someone can see us

but I sure can't see them.

Hello?

Hello?

Mr. and Mrs. Hart,

I'm Marcus.

May I help you?

I hope so.

Uh, by the way,
that was quite a spectacular entrance.

[Chuckles]

Forgive the theatrics.
Force of habit.

Now, how may I help you?

A friend
of ours, disappeared here last night.

His first name is Max.
He's about 6 feet tall.

Kind of a husky voice.

Oh, wearing a black tuxedo

and a red
carnation in his lapel?

That's right.

Yes, in fact,
he did help me in one of my illusions.

One I think that you would be rather
interested in.

Would you join me, please?

Your
friend disappeared in an enclosure,

well, not unlike this one.

[Marcus] Ah,
but... But I digress.

Yes, you do.

All we wanted to know
was what time Max left here last night.

Hmm. Well...

I'm not exactly certain.

However, why don't I ask him?

[Snaps fingers] Now,
if you would be so kind

as to count to three?

One...

Two...

Three.

[Growling]

[Roaring]

Interesting illusion.

The end's somewhat different,
however than when I performed it

- with your friend.
- [Cat meows]

Are you out of your mind?

Oh, you were
never in danger at any time, Mr. Hart.

I wish someone would
have told that to the tiger.

Ah, he wouldn't bite
anyone unless provoked.

What happened to Max after the trick
was finished?

He was led backstage.

Then what happened?

Uh, then he, um...

He left by the
stage door over there.

[Jennifer] About
what time was that?

About 11 o'clock.

Don't you think it's strange

that Max left and didn't
return to his table?

It did seem rather odd.

Excuse me, there's
a phone call for Mr. Hart.

It's the police.

Lieutenant grey.

There's a telephone
by the bar, Mr. Hart.

Thanks.

Why...

Why would the police be calling here
for Mr. Hart?

Oh, we told them we'd be here.

They're checking
the hospitals and accident reports for Max.

Oh, I see.

Well, if there's nothing more
that I can do for you, Mrs. Hart,

I... I do have
a rather busy day.

I wish you luck
in finding your friend.

I certainly hope that
he reappears magically.

Lieutenant grey said that they haven't
found anybody of Max's description.

[Jennifer sighs]
Well, at least he wasn't in an accident.

Darling.

What did you think of Marcus?

I didn't like him
or his old black magic.

Here's your lunch.

No, thanks, I ain't hungry.

What's going on here anyway?

I can't tell you.

Who do I
have to talk to, to get out of this joint?

Not me.

Look...

Mister.

I'm really
sorry you're caught up in this mess.

You ain't the
only one who's sorry.

Hey! I see you
found the prop box.

Learn any new tricks?

The only trick
I want to learn is how to fly this Coop.

Here.

Try this one.

Four ropes, right?

Watch. [Chuckles]

Ta-dum! It's magic.

Hey, that ain't
bad. You're a pretty good magician.

Thanks.

Having a trick rope helps.

Look...

I don't like any of this.

I never would have
gone along with them if I had known.

[Max] How did
you ever get mixed up with these bums?

They're dangerous.

[Vickie] For money.
A lot of money.

I just didn't know
how far they'd go.

Believe me, I don't
want you to get hurt.

But I will, you know that.

And that won't be the end of it.

Look, vickie, take my
advice. Get out of it.

Take whatever rap you got coming to you
and get out of it.

Capisce?

[Jonathan] Right, lieutenant.

I understand.

Well, anything you
could do to help us out,

we'd certainly appreciate it.

Thank you. Bye.

What did he say?

He said that even though
it's only been a day,

he's gonna pull
a couple of strings

and send
out a missing person's report on Max.

[Exhales] Thank goodness.

[Telephone rings]

Maybe it's the
prodigal son announcing his return?

Wouldn't that be great?

Hello?

Listen, I know where Max is.

[Vickie] I wanna help but they
can't find out, I told you, okay?

Hello? Hello,
are you still there?

Who is this?

[Sighs] I can't talk
here. Can you meet me?

[Jonathan] Of course. Where?

At 11th and santee.

A friend of mine
has a place there.

In, say, a half an hour?

Why Max?

[Sighs]Listen,
it was you they wanted.

And if they get
you, they'll kill you.

Max is a really nice
man and I wanna help.

So meet me.

But no police, understand?

Anything you want.

In a half hour.

Sounds like a very nervous lady.

I know.

Let's go.

[Jonathan]
Presto. Acme magic supply company.

Hello? Anyone here?

Well, they're not
exactly doing a land office business.

Maybe they ought
to pull a few customers out of a hat.

[Clattering]

What was that?

I don't know
but I'll check it out.

You wait here.

[Rocking chair creaking]

Jonathan!

Jonathan!

[Jennifer] Jonathan!

[Balloon blasts]

Watch out.

[Gun boings]

Grab those
balls. Put 'em in there.

Ah!

Get the other one.

[Screams]

[Groans]

Well, that
certainly put him behind the eight ball.

Darling, come here.

Look!

Well, they're very nice, darling but
I don't think they go with our decor.

No, no, no.
There was a dead body

in the baby bear's chair.

Just a minute ago.

Well, I hope we have more luck

with your friend, the professor

than we did
with lieutenant grey.

Well, they couldn't
find the body, darling.

There wasn't any evidence.

Not much to go on.

Oh, there's Elliot.

Ah.

Elliot.

Well...

Jonathan hart.

What a surprise.

I don't believe you've
ever met my wife, Jennifer.

A beautiful woman
needs no introduction.

- Oh.
- My dear.

[Jennifer] Oh! What?

- [Chuckling] Oh!
- I'm sorry, my dear.

[Chuckling] Oh, look at that.

Once a magician,
always a magician, I'm afraid.

It is a bird, isn't it?

Bye bye, birdie.

There.

[All laughing]

Now, what could I do for you?

[Bell tolling]

Elliot, uh...

We need
some information on the magic palace.

Magic palace.

Marcus the magnificent
is the owner.

He makes... a mint of money

I heard.

Have you ever heard of
anything illegal going on in there?

Other than overcharging
for drinks, no.

Uh, why do you ask?

Well, you remember
my friend Max?

Oh, yes.

He went into the magic
palace the other night,

participated
in a trick and hasn't been seen since.

Strange. What sort of a trick?

Well, he went into a box.

And then when the box was opened,
he was gone.

And a personal effect
was all that remained.

- That's right.
- Let me guess.

Uh, a pair of glasses.

A cigar.

Cigar.

It's part of the
trick. I know it well.

That trick, cigar
and all, was stolen

from Merlin the magnificent.

That's the
kind of a magician young Marcus is.

I sometimes think he
must have taken lessons from his brother.

His brother?

You must know
him. Simon Brewster.

Simon Brewster?

Wait a minute.

Wasn't he the
man who tried to involve hart industries

in a phony stock swindle?

That is the man.

Then he left the
country before they could grab him.

But I doubt that Marcus

has anything to do
with Brewster now.

- I wonder.
- Brewster wouldn't dare come back into this country.

He has more
suits pending than a Hong Kong tailor.

Well, thanks very much, Elliot.

You've been very helpful
and I appreciate it.

It's my pleasure!

Is there anything else I can do?

This perhaps?

[Chuckles] That's fabulous.

That's great.

I only wish...

That I could conjure
up your friend.

I'm sorry we
disturbed your lunch.

Oh, that's quite
all right, Jonathan.

We magicians don't
eat much anyway.

[Laughing]

Bye bye.

- Bye bye.
- Thanks again.

It's just amazing.

Well, what do you think?

Everything
keeps pointing to the magic palace.

Yeah, I think
we'll go back there again.

Only this time, we'll make a surprise
appearance.

They've been
closed for an hour now.

I think we can try it. Let's go.

It's only a dummy.

[Exhales] Like
the person who left it hanging around.

Shut the door.

[Door lock clicks]

Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Hart?

Thank you.

[Jennifer screams]

Welcome, Mr. and Mrs. Hart.

You're not entirely unexpected.

Well, we were in the
neighborhood and we thought we'd drop in.

Max, you all right?

Don't worry about me, I'm okay.

If you're the daddy,
who's the mummy?

I'm sorry. Let
me introduce my brother,

Simon Brewster.

We've met before,
I'm sorry to say.

[Simon] I've
been eager to see you again, Jonathan.

I never forgot you.

Never forgot how helpful
you were to the police.

They're still looking
for you, Simon.

Why'd you come back?

[Simon] Because I
have a new job lined up,

as head of hart industries.

The minute
you show your face, you'll be arrested.

[Chuckles]

That's true.

But I won't be arrested
if the face I show...

Is yours.

[Eerie music playing]

It's unbelievable.

Plastic surgery, can
do wonders these days.

Except for
those lines and a little around the eyes.

He looks exactly like you.

Admittedly, one or
two people might suspect

that I'm not the
real Jonathan hart.

But they, like other annoyances,

can be gotten rid of.

[Jonathan] It'll never work.

You don't sound like me.

Practice makes
perfect, Jonathan.

You'll trip yourself
up, sooner or later.

Hopefully, it will be later.

In the meantime,
I'll have control

of your wonderful
corporate empire.

It shouldn't take
more than two or three days to arrange

the dumping of 300,000
or 400,000 shares

of hart industry
stock in the market.

You seem to
have worked it all out.

I knew you'd
appreciate a good business mind at work.

I moved their
car into the garage.

Ah, good.

Wilkes, get Mr. Hart's
wallet and his keys.

I'll be in need of those.

Then tie them up.

Goodbye, Jonathan.

Forever.

[Marcus] Come on, let's go.

All right.

Put your hands behind your back.

Come on.

Okay.

[Humming]

♪ That old black
magic that you knew so well ♪

♪ that old black
magic has me in the spell ♪

You're being awfully
cheery about this.

Wilkes made a little mistake.

He tied me up with a trick rope.

Max the magnificent.

Are the clothes as
good a match as the face?

The illusion's perfect.

No illusion, my dear brother.

For all practical purposes,
I am Jonathan hart.

Wilkes...

Will you eliminate
my double and his playmates?

With pleasure.

Oh, thanks, Max.

Now, let's get
the hell out of here.

How? This place is
locked up tight as a drum.

[Door lock clicks]

Shh. Come on.

You're hiding.

Good.

I love big game hunting.

Hi. [Chuckles]

[Laughs]

[Both chuckling]

Flowers?

[Wilkes] How kind of you.

I must remember
to return the favor.

[Gong clangs]

J. Arthur rank presents...

How we gonna get out of here?

Quickly, I hope.

Let's try that door.

- [Growls]
- Easy, kitty.

Nice kitty, nice kitty.

[Jonathan sighs]

Maybe we better try the stairs.

Okay, darling.

[Jonathan] Max?

[Jennifer] Max! Are
you all right?

[Max] I'm fine.

[Jonathan] Try the lock, Max.

There might be a release.

[Max] I'm looking. I'm looking.

[Simon] He
can look all he likes.

But it won't open.

I've seen to that.

Nice clothes, aren't they?

Now I'm your spitting image.

Clothes don't make a man.

[Growling]

[Grunts]

[Simon screams]

Well, this place
is full of surprises.

That's the fun of it.

Now you see it, now you don't.

[Grunting]

[Tiger growling]

[Jonathan groans]

[Simon yells]

Don't worry.

[Jonathan]
The police will be here by dinner time.

[Tiger snarling]

Is that you?

Of course it's me.

[Jonathan panting]

How can I be sure?

Any doubts?

I think I need
a little more convincing.

Oh.

Well, after we let Max out, I'll
take you home and give you proof positive.

Oh.

[Giggles]

Cocktails for two.

Thanks, Max.

- Oh, thanks.
- Darling.

Hey, you folks got a minute?

Sure.

I think I got
this trick down pat.

I thought you gave up magic.

I have, but this is a
special trick.

Come on.

Pick a card, any card.

[Max] Go ahead.

Look at it. Don't tell
me what it is.

Now, put it back in the deck.

Shuffle the deck.

Notice my hands
do not touch a card.

Max the magnificent.

All right. What next?

Cut them.

Here's your card.

King of hearts.

- That's amazing.
- That is great.

How did you do that?

Magicians never tell.

But it requires
skill, technique, and years of practice.

- [Buzzing]
- Oops. Dinner's ready.

That's absolutely fantastic.

Yeah, I wonder how he did it.

Well, you heard him,

"skill, technique, and
years of practice."

And the right deck of cards.

What!

You know, Max
really is magnificent.

Oh, yeah?

Wait till we taste the roast.

[Chuckles]

[♪♪]

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