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[theme music playing]
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[snarls]
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[roars]
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[laughs]
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[yells]
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[roars]
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[coughing]
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Oh, excuse me.
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I had something in my throat.
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So can I still borrow
that cup of sugar?
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Of course you can.
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Oh.
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-Thanks, B.
-No problem.
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Bye-bye.
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[trembling]
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-Is that thing gone?
-Yes.
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You can come out now, Chester.
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Why are you so afraid
of Bunnicula's guests?
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Yeah.
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Because I am a cat of science.
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And those supernatural things
don't make any sense.
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Observe. Inertia makes sense.
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Gravity makes sense.
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Electricity makes sense.
Thank you, Thomas Edison.
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All because of science!
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Yeah, but then, how do you
explain Bunnicula?
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Ta-da.
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Well, um, that's easy.
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According to British science fiction
author Arthur C. Clarke,
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any sufficiently advanced technology
is indistinguishable from magic.
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Um...
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-I don't know.
-That's it.
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I don't know why
I didn't consider it before.
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Just as the scientists of old proved
that the Earth revolves around the sun,
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I'm gonna prove that Bunnicula and all
his monster friends aren't supernatural.
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and I'm gonna do it using science!
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Huh?
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Aw, jeez, sorry, I'm still here.
I miscalculated my exit.
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If someone could just open
a window or a door
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and nudge me gently in that direction,
that would just be so super.
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[gibbering]
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[Chester] Bunnicula, stop that.
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But it's so much fun.
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In order to get the best results,
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I need to conduct my experiments
in a controlled environment.
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That means no wacky shenanigans
from the two of you.
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Harold, the stethoscope if you please.
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For the record,
this is a wacky shenanigan.
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No, that's a banana.
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[Chester groans]
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I will begin with a physical exam
of the subject.
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As predicted, the subject displays
no sign of a heartbeat.
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[whirring]
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Wait, he does have a heartbeat?
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[gibbering]
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Hey, that's Mina's cellphone.
She's been looking everywhere for that.
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-How did it get in your neck?
-I don't know.
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Try again.
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Nope, no heartbeat.
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Now, why would he not have a heartbeat?
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Me, me! Pick me! Pick me! Oh, over here!
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Yes, Harold.
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-Can I go to the bathroom?
-[groans]
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No.
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May I go to the bathroom?
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What I'm trying to say, Harold, is that
most people might jump to conclusions
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and assume
Bunnicula's a vampire, but not me.
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I'm going to use science!
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Let us begin.
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-Say, "Ah."
-Ah!
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[roars, and Chester gasps]
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[Chester screams and bats screeching]
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[yells]
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[giggles then yells]
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What do you think you're doing?
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-Who do you think you are?
-[yells]
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Huh?
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That's it. I'm a genius.
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What is it, Chester?
What have you discovered?
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Because I haven't been able
to figure out anything from these notes.
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Don't you see, Harold?
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Just as corn can be used to power cars,
carrot juice is what powers Bunnicula.
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-So... Bunnicula is a car?
-Beep-beep.
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Bunnicula being a car is ridiculous,
obviously.
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He's a robot!
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How did you come to that conclusion?
None of the experiments resulted in--
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Shh!
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Science.
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Science looks a lot
like the basement ceiling.
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[snoring and mumbling]
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I love you.
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[sneezes]
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Hm...
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So, robot bunny, what is your purpose?
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Who sent you here?
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[yawns]
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[gasps]
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Aliens.
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Now you're just jumping to conclusions.
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Who else would be advanced enough
to build a robot spy?
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[electricity crackling]
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[gasps]
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[screams]
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Why did I have to be right?
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Genius can be such a burden.
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Okay, it's time to be brave.
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You're gonna have to make contact
with Bunnicula's alien creators.
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For science.
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[yells]
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Attention, alien life forms.
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I am not the leader of this planet,
even though I probably should be.
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Know that we come in peace.
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I mean, you come in peace.
We were already here.
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I mean, I hope you come in peace.
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[beeping]
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[disembodied voice]
We approach.
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-[yells]
-We arrive tomorrow morning
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in a four-hour window
between 9 p.m. and 1 a.m.
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-Huh?
-End transmission.
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[snoring and mumbling]
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So are the aliens here yet?
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No. But it won't be long now.
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These aliens might come in peace.
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But they might also come in not peace.
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You made me a hat? I didn't
make you anything. Is it hat day?
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It's made of aluminum foil.
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It might help keep Bunnicula
from reading your thoughts.
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There's nothing more private
than a man's own thoughts.
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[thinking]
I still need to go to the bathroom.
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I also took the liberty
of gathering some supplies
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in case we need
to fend off an alien attack.
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[duck quacks]
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[electricity crackles and Chester gasps]
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Oh, no.
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It's happening again.
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[Chester gasping]
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[disembodied voice]
We are here.
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[both moaning]
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[knocking on door]
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If the aliens reduce the Earth
to a big ball of gray goo,
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then I just want you to know
that I-- I love you, man.
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Look, I don't want
to hurt your feelings,
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but I'm already pretty in love
with turkey bacon.
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[door rattles and both gasp]
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You are the leader of planet Earth?
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Well, no.
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Probably should be,
but basically I'm just a house cat.
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You will decide the fate of your planet.
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Become our slaves
or we will destroy you.
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No, you don't seem to understand.
I'm-- I'm not--
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Choose.
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All this time I've been afraid
of supernatural,
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but science is even worse.
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This is not science!
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Wait, what?
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Scientific method requires proof,
and you never obtained any proof.
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You just jumped to conclusions.
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-Excuse me?
-[Bunnicula laughing]
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[continues laughing]
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[laughing]
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Wait a minute. Is this a--?
Bunnicula, did you prank me?
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[Bunnicula and Harold laughing]
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Harold? You were in on it?
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No. No.
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I'm just laughing because
everybody else is laughing,
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[laughs] It's hysterical.
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[laughing]
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You're--
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[chuckles] Yes.
I'm Thomas Edison's Ghost.
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What? Why would you do this to me?
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Well, Bunnicula came to me
for help with a prank,
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and I owed him one after the whole
Nikola Tesla debacle.
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In case you haven't read your history,
I can be a bit of a jerk sometimes.
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[laughing]
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I admire your spirit, Chester.
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I dedicated a good part of my life
to the study of electricity,
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and I still don't understand everything.
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But you might. Someday. If you really
apply yourself, nothing is impossible.
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Thanks, Mr. Edison's Ghost.
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One day I will be able
to explain Bunnicula, with science!
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With science!
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With science.
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[chuckles] Yeah, hi, it's me.
Still here. It's been four days.
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I remember I got here, and it was Tuesday,
and now here we are.
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Really would like to see my family
and maybe have some food, then--
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Science!
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[theme music plays]
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