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[dramatic tonal music]
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- [birds singing]
- [dog barking]
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[bright playful music]
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- It's tilting, it's tilting!
- Let's deal with it.
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- Got it?
- Yes, now I've got it.
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- Don't wanna drop it!
- Not going to drop it.
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- [barrel clattering]
- [playful music continues]
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- You're veering, Sister.
- Oh!
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- You're veering!
- Oh!
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- [birds singing]
- [tense music]
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[grunts] Hey.
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[Ted chuckles]
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Very good, yeah.
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[both chuckle]
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[playfully tense
music continues]
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[people chattering indistinctly]
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- [intense overlapping chatter]
- To be careful.
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It's Edie, would you
just please calm down.
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- Say froid!
- [camera shutter clicks]
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That's it, cradle
him with pride.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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- Brutus!
- [overlapping chatter]
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- Brutus!
- [overlapping chatter]
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Madam Ruth, everything okay
there, is it all right?
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- Good, please, just...
- [Brutus sprinkling pee]
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Brutus!
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Brutus no!
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[playfully tense
music continues]
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- [grunts] You're mint?
- Yeah.
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- [grunts] Arthur!
- Sisters.
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Wellington's squeaky clean.
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That [mumbles] came
from the farm shop.
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[playfully tense
music continues]
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[people chattering indistinctly]
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- [finger tapping]
- [microphone squeals]
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A quick reminder of the rules.
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Each entrant may
submit one marrow only.
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Entrants must be in
attendance for the weighing
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to be eligible to win.
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- There can only be one winner.
- [camera shutter clicks]
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- Frank.
- Button.
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Entries must've been grown by
the entrant, him or herself.
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- [bird calling]
- [birds chirping]
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And last, but by no means least
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the judge's decision is final!
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No arguments, we don't want
to repeat of last year.
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[birds chirping]
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[Brutus panting]
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Brutus, there you are.
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The real value of today is
not in winning or losing,
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but in promoting a good old
fashioned community spirit.
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In one generation teaching
valuable skills to the next.
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[Brutus panting]
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What have you got?
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Drop.
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And with so many
children in attendance,
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it really is fun
for all of family.
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- [tense music]
- [Ruth screams]
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[Sister Boniface
Mysteries theme music]
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- [soft instrumental music]
- [camera shutter clicks]
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[camera shutter clicks]
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This is all I'm at liberty
to say at this time.
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[grunts] Well can I at
least get a picture?
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No!
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Please leave, thank you.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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Well, he's definitely dead.
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In fact,
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I'd say he's positively ancient.
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How ancient?
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Well, that's a question
for an archaeologist.
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So not our problem then.
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- [mumbles]
- [grunts] What do you think?
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We may have stumbled across
a Viking burial ground
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right here in Great Slaughter.
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Old Raymond perhaps,
even Celtic!
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- [epic music]
- [warriors chanting]
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[warriors screaming]
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Who knows what treasures
may lurk beneath this soil.
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We might be standing
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on a site of the most
extraordinary scientific
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and historical interest! [Sighs]
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- Yeah, absolutely.
- So well and good,
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but what about all marrows?
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Now they been harvested
they'll be losing water.
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Could that affect their weight?
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When will the scales be
returned to the post office?
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We're being sabotaged!
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Winners should be
party, but I aint.
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That's right.
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Get the allotments out of
bounds until further notice.
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Whatever for?
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Apparently they're a site
of archaeological interest.
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We won't know until they
ask event excavated.
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Excavated?
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I'd like to see you
try dig up my plot
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when with veggies there.
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You surely you won't
dig up the entire site
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for the sake of some old
bones and bits broken pottery?
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Okay, just to be
clear, this isn't me,
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this is the archaeologist.
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But this is outrageous,
I won't stand for it.
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Hear, hear!
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Stand for what?
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As chairman of the
allotment committee,
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I propose we form an action
group to oppose excavation.
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- Who second?
- I'll second.
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Those in favour?
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Good motion carried.
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If there no objections,
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I nominate myself as
group coordinator.
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Good, well I shall write
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to the British
Archaeological Association
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and we should get
our MP involved,
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perhaps retain a solicitor.
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If it comes to it
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we may be able to apply
for an injunction, hmm.
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- [soft instrumental music]
- [birds chirping]
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[footstep pattering]
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[glass clinking]
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[bones clattering]
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[soft instrumental music]
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[tense music]
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Thank you.
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A gin and orange please, Gloria,
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and another Sherry
for Miss Thimble.
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[sighs] Quite medicinal
she says, for the shock.
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[Sam chuckles]
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Sorry for shooting
the messenger.
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Ah don't worry.
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It's your plot isn't it, Miss?
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Paignton, Edie Paignton.
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Inspector Sam Gillespie.
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Oh, I can't believe I've
been growing my dinner
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on an ancient grave
all this time.
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[sighs] It gives me the willies.
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How long have you been up there?
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About two years.
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My husband left and took
his income with him.
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So I had to feed
myself somehow, hmm.
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It's very enterprising.
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Frank took me under his wing.
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If it wasn't for him I probably
would have starved to death.
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Nah, I'm sure you would
have figured it out.
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You seem very capable.
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[chuckles] The veg maybe.
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He also gave me a job
in his textiles factory.
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Sewing free knickers.
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[Sam sighs] To be honest it
turned out to be the best thing
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that ever happened
to me not leaving.
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Sounds like a real community.
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They're all looking
out for each other.
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Yeah, it is.
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That's what you
have to understand.
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The allotments
isn't just a place
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where people go to
grow vegetables,
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it's home, and we're a family.
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If anyone tries to take it away,
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I predict that they'll have
quite a fight on their hands.
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[soft instrumental music]
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What I am supposed to do
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if anyone wants to post and
outsize package, I have no idea!
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I'm sorry, Mrs. Clam,
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but if I make an
exception for you,
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I have to make an
exception for everyone.
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[phone rings]
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Ridiculous,
bureaucratic nonsense.
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- [footstep pattering]
- [phone rings]
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- What's the prize?
- Hmm?
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For growing the biggest
marrow, what do they win?
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Glory, Felix, glory.
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- [footstep approaching]
- [paper rustling]
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- It's for you.
- [Sam clears throat]
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Delicious.
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[Felix sighs]
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[sighs] Hello?
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Do you want the good
news or the bad news?
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Well, both would be helpful.
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Right, well, I managed
to date the bones,
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that's the good, by the way,
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the bad is they're not as
ancient as they first appear.
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Oh, and I know where
this is going, how old?
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Two, maybe three years.
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I'm afraid this isn't
the scientific discovery
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of the century after all.
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- It's murder!
- [tense music]
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It appears the
body was subjected
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to a large amount
of sodium hydroxide,
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otherwise known as lye,
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otherwise known as caustic soda.
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Okay, where would you find
large amounts of that?
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Well it has numerous
commercial applications.
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It's used the manufacturer of
everything from paper to soap,
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in its pure form, it's
actually a highly effective
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industrial strength
drain cleaner.
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It is also used on
farms and abattoirs
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for the disposal of
animal carcasses.
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Oh, yes!
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This will do nicely.
[clears throat]
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Fact, sodium hydroxide
is highly soluble
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and when mixed with water,
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it will quickly break
the chemical bonds,
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which keep fresh intact
in muscle bonded to bone.
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In short, it will liquefy a body
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leaving any chalky bone holes,
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which can be easily give
an impression of age.
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It appears this was
applied in a hurry though.
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Note how some of the bones
are slightly less affected,
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- the skull, for example.
- Hmm.
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- Sorry, breakfast?
- No I'm fine, thank you.
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[birds chirping]
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Any chance of an ID?
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Well, I don't think the
dental remains can help,
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but I could tell you their
height and gender if we're lucky.
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- Hmm.
- That's about it, I'm afraid.
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Look at this,
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cardboard and lots of it.
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Okay, let's pull the
missing persons files
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for the last three years,
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let's hope something jumps out.
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I'll get this batch of
bones back to the lab.
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Yeah, and I'm gonna go
and talk to Ms. Paignton
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about this husband
that did a runner.
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- [birds chirping]
- [footstep pattering]
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WPC Button.
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Oh, hello Sarge,
didn't see you there.
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What's are you doing here?
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Dad sent me to
check on his marrow.
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I figured it was okay for
me to cross the cordon.
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Oh please, Sarge!
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He's put so much work in,
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I think that stupid marrow
means more to him than I do.
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[sighs] Fine, but I
didn't see you here.
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Oh thank you, Sarge.
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- [birds chirping]
- [people chanting]
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- Save our allotment.
- Save our allotment now.
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- Save our allotment.
- Save our allotment now.
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- Save our allotment.
- Save our allotment now.
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[overlapping chatter]
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All right, all right,
you're saving the day.
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- Your allotments are safe!
- [Edie sighs]
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- And the excavation?
- Cancelled!
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However, your allotments
are now a crime scene
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and will remain off limits
until further notice!
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- [overlapping chatter]
- Crime scene!
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That's way, thank you very much.
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Come on.
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Hey Edie.
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- Edie, can I have a word?
- Thank you, follow me out.
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[people chattering indistinctly]
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Your husband, Ned, wasn't it,
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- left about two years ago?
- Yeah, that's right.
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Yeah, I wouldn't
mind a word with him.
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[sighs] Oh right,
you and me both.
255
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,640
If you find him let me know.
256
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,000
So you haven't had any contact
257
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,640
since he told you
he was leaving?
258
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,056
Didn't even have
the guts to do that,
259
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,160
just wrote a note to say
he was off, that was it?
260
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,680
No forwarding address?
261
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:14,640
I don't think he wanted
us to stay pen pals.
262
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,120
Did you keep the letter?
263
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,920
[sighs] It's not
the sort of thing
264
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,160
one keeps as a
memento, Inspector?
265
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:21,880
No, of course.
266
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,840
I'm sorry I can't
be of more help.
267
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,840
Don't worry, we'll
track him down.
268
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:32,600
- [soft instrumental music]
- [footstep pattering]
269
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:36,040
[car door open and shuts]
270
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,520
So you stooped to grave robbing?
271
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,520
[chuckles] That's very good.
272
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,480
Although I regard it more
as temporary appropriation.
273
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,840
You asked about cardboard
up on the allotment.
274
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,800
Oh, yes, marvellous!
275
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,400
Yes I was going to reread
"The Murder of Roger Ackroyd,"
276
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,760
for obvious reasons,
277
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,920
but I'm sure this will
be just as thrilling.
278
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000
Okay.
279
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:17,080
Oh Sue, the cardboard
technique, it's common, is it?
280
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,560
I'm not sure about common.
281
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,760
A short version is cardboard
and there's large compost
282
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:25,120
and all these muckers you
can get your hands on.
283
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,040
The cardboard smothers the
weeds while it rots down,
284
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:31,240
and the muck tracks the
worms, turn it over, job done.
285
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,080
It's ingenious.
286
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,496
Personally, I think
if you're gonna oof
287
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,000
all that muck all
the way up there,
288
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:38,696
you might as well have
dug it over yourself.
289
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:39,760
[scoffs] Hitch the ran.
290
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,840
Poor soul, an untimely demise,
291
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,400
and the most unchristian burial.
292
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,360
[sighs] Covered in a tonne
of manure, poor beggar.
293
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,680
[solemn music]
294
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,920
[car door opens]
295
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,280
I'm assuming they're all filed
by dates of disappearance?
296
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,440
What is?
297
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,400
The missing persons record?
298
00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,560
Yeah, I'd go with that.
299
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,080
Edie Paignton's plot is
next to your dad, isn't it?
300
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,160
I'm sorry?
301
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,000
Do you know who
had it before her?
302
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,640
No one did, it wasn't even
really a plot as such,
303
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,280
just an abandoned corner.
304
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,600
There was a budge of
Sinclair to let her have it.
305
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,920
What was his objection?
306
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,320
He said it wasn't
regulation size.
307
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,336
Oh, you know what he's like,
never rapper even though
308
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,360
when he has a rule
book for someone.
309
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,040
But she persisted.
310
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,136
Went over his head to the
parish council in the end,
311
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,440
'caused the right old stink.
312
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:40,680
[soft instrumental music]
313
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,280
[car door opens]
314
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,200
I was trying to do her a favour.
315
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,880
By refusing her.
316
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,280
Well, she didn't know
what she'd be taking on.
317
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,840
She thought she could just
turn up and start growing.
318
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:57,600
But well, that land had
never been cultivated.
319
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,736
If it wouldn't have been for
Frank's no-dig suggestion,
320
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,360
she'd still been
trying to clear it now.
321
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,600
So the no-dig was Frank's idea.
322
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:07,840
She was hard to get
anything if it was it.
323
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:08,920
Thank you.
324
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:13,880
[soft instrumental music]
325
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,280
- [bottles clanking]
- [car door opens]
326
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:19,680
[birds chirping]
327
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:24,520
Work's been slow on account
of how delicate the bones are.
328
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,680
Any idea if it's male or female?
329
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,680
Well, the shape of the pelvis
is usually an indicator,
330
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,040
but as you can see
much of this one's
331
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:35,440
- crumbled away completely.
- Hmm.
332
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,160
But on the basis
of probabilities,
333
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:40,280
I'd say they're more likely
to be male than female,
334
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,920
but it's impossible to say
with any absolute certainty.
335
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,240
Height?
336
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:48,200
Between 5 foot 6 and 5 foot 11.
337
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,800
Hmm, it narrows it down.
338
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,840
Oh, but the good news is I've
pieced together the skull,
339
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:53,920
look at this.
340
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,680
Cause of death, the blow
to the back of the head,
341
00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,000
or rather three blows.
342
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,600
- Made with?
- Though, I had no idea.
343
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,120
Yes I appreciate it
that's not much to go on,
344
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,760
but I'm working on it.
345
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,760
Missing persons for
the last three years.
346
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,080
Mm. [Clears throat]
347
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,080
So [indistinct]
Walter Sinn, age 46.
348
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,760
No, she turned up.
349
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,280
She ran off with her tennis
coach from Santorini,
350
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,360
if I remember rightly.
351
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,760
That's not mentioned
on the files.
352
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:23,840
It's all up here.
353
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:26,960
[Felix clears throat]
354
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,520
Wait what's that,
Yorkshire Police?
355
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,840
They lodged an inquiry
356
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,840
regarding one of
their missing persons.
357
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,360
Apparently, he had business
dealings in Great Slaughter,
358
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,760
- and had spent some time here.
- Sidney Jackson?
359
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,040
No, it doesn't ring a bell.
360
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:43,040
I requested the full report,
361
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:46,640
but it was destroyed when their
archive flooded last year.
362
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,680
Okay, well see what
you can dig up on him.
363
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:52,120
- Mm, no pun intended.
- [Sam chuckles]
364
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,120
Jenny Harsden, age 23,
365
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,800
reported missing by
her father Frank.
366
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,280
Wait, Frank Harsden.
367
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,680
That's Frank from the
allotment, isn't it?
368
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:05,000
Yeah, he's got the plot
next to Edie Paignton.
369
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,720
[suspenseful dramatic music]
370
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,000
- Right?
- Yeah.
371
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:14,680
[suspenseful dramatic
music continues]
372
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:21,480
It's not her.
373
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,480
You seem very sure.
374
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,080
She's in London,
375
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:29,080
wrote to me a few
months after she left.
376
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,080
Well, you didn't
tell the police?
377
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,240
She's still listed as missing.
378
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,696
You haven't done a very
good job of looking for her
379
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:35,640
then have you?
380
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,080
Hmm, what did the letter say?
381
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,200
Ah, that she was safe,
382
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:45,720
and the baby had been
born, a boy apparently.
383
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,080
Do you have an address?
384
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,360
No, somewhere in Peckham.
385
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,160
She didn't want to see me.
386
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:57,360
Why not?
387
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,720
Look, I know you're just
doing your job, Inspector,
388
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,120
but you're barking
up the wrong tree.
389
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,880
Whoever you found
out on that plot,
390
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,640
it's not my Jenny.
391
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:15,560
[soft instrumental music]
392
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:19,000
- [birds chirping]
- [footstep pattering]
393
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,080
Okay, yeah.
394
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,760
- Yeah.
- [phone ringing]
395
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:28,480
Okay, thank you,
that is very helpful.
396
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:32,200
- Okay bye, bye.
- What's helpful?
397
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,280
Three years ago, Sidney
Jackson made an application
398
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,160
to buy the allotments
from the council.
399
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,400
He planned to sell the land
to a chain of supermarkets,
400
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,400
but he disappeared before the
final paperwork was signed.
401
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:46,120
- Did he now?
- [suspenseful dramatic music]
402
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,880
[knife chopping]
403
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:54,440
Of course, Sinclair was in
charge of the action committee.
404
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,120
That pompous old
twit with no action,
405
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,240
if it kicked him in the goalies.
406
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,280
He's all regulations
this and procedure that.
407
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:01,880
I mean no offence,
408
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,200
but I tell you, that supermarket
409
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,136
would have been half the
village out of business.
410
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,760
Me included, 200 years
of Buttons Butcher
411
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,080
down the squally.
412
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,416
I can't believe
you never told me.
413
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,560
You were away at police
training college.
414
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,040
I wasn't gonna
bother you with it.
415
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:18,280
- So what happened?
- Well, he just disappeared.
416
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,200
Do you remember the
last time you saw him?
417
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,920
Oh yeah, it was one of
Sinclair's committee meetings.
418
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,680
"A decision within
10 working days,"
419
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:30,200
- they said, that's all I know.
- And if they rule against us?
420
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,320
That will be that.
421
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,120
And when can we expect to hear?
422
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,040
Hear up, there they come.
423
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,240
[suspenseful dramatic music]
424
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:42,160
- [footsteps approaching]
- [door lock clanks]
425
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,360
You're not welcome
here, Jackson?
426
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:50,120
I thought you'd want
to hear the good news,
427
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:54,160
decision's through,
appeal denied.
428
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,880
Oh!
429
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:59,160
I'm signing the land papers
at 9:00 AM tomorrow morning.
430
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,920
I suggest you collect anything
you want to keep before then,
431
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:07,880
after that, it's
mine. [Evil laughter]
432
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,176
- [suspenseful dramatic music]
- [birds chirping]
433
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,200
- [disgruntled mumblings]
- [door clanks]
434
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,720
Never saw him again.
435
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,160
Here, pass us the
greasol bucket, Peg Doll?
436
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:21,320
[metal bucket clanks]
437
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,240
You didn't wonder what
had happened to him?
438
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,000
Yeah, of course we did.
439
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,296
We weren't going to go
looking for him, were we?
440
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,680
We were just glad it was over.
441
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:40,560
So you recognise
him then, the body?
442
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,920
It's one of the possibilities
we're exploring.
443
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,640
Yeah, well, good luck if it is.
444
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,320
Swing a cat and
you'll find 10 people
445
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,920
who'll wanna see
the bugger Jackson.
446
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,800
Don't suppose you will
ever find out who did it.
447
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,400
Here, faggots for tea,
Peg Doll, don't be late.
448
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,520
- I'll wait, thanks Dad.
- All right, love.
449
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,496
- [footstep pattering]
- [distant bell tolling]
450
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:04,800
- Sister.
- Sister.
451
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,960
- [solemn music]
- [distant bell tolling]
452
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:13,880
- [[birds chirping]
- footstep pattering]
453
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:15,960
I'm sure I saw one just like it
454
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,520
when I was in here the other...
455
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:23,240
Aha, note three blows
with one instrument,
456
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,360
but one blow with three.
457
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,480
You're saying this could
be the murder weapon?
458
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,376
We'll have to take it to the
lab for further examination,
459
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,480
but potentially, yes.
460
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:34,400
[tools clanking]
461
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:38,000
- Wait here.
- [suspenseful dramatic music]
462
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:42,880
- [tools clanking]
- [birds chirping]
463
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,880
[tools clanking loudly]
464
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,000
[tools clanking]
465
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,080
Aha!
466
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,200
Ah, yeah Inspector.
467
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,520
Frank, what are you doing here?
468
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,136
You know that the allotments
are out of bounds.
469
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,040
I'm sorry, I just...
470
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:05,600
I thought I'd left my reading
glasses here, somewhere.
471
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,160
I'm gonna have to
escort you out.
472
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,840
All right, all right.
473
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,080
[sighs] What's this?
474
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,600
You can't possibly think Edie's
475
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,080
got anything to do with this,
476
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,136
- this girl wouldn't harm a fly.
- I'll escort you out.
477
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,480
Yeah, and that won't
tell you anything.
478
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:25,840
They're 10 a penny.
479
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:27,760
I got one just like it, myself.
480
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:34,120
- [birds chirping]
- [door shuts]
481
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,400
- See.
- [bird cawing]
482
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:39,720
Well perhaps Mr. Harsden,
483
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,520
you'll so kind as to
allow us an examination.
484
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,600
- Well, be my guest.
- Thank you.
485
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,561
I should think there's one of
these in every shed on site.
486
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:51,880
Right, I'll leave
you to it then.
487
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,600
[birds chirping]
488
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,840
Reading glasses, he
must think I'm an idiot.
489
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,360
He was down here checking
on his bleeding marrow.
490
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,216
If he's worried about
everyone having one of these
491
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,840
and perhaps you could
have a quick peek
492
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,040
in Sinclair's shed before we go.
493
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,440
Check all three of them. Oh,
what was that! [Bee humming]
494
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:12,680
What's that, a bee?
495
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,840
- All right, come on.
- Hiss it away.
496
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:19,800
- Oh no, wait!
- [bee humming]
497
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,520
[callipers clink]
498
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,080
Ah close, but no cigar.
499
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,760
[sighs] You're sure,
none of these match?
500
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:32,840
I'm afraid not.
501
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,120
But we're on the right
track though, fear not.
502
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,080
These cultivators are
the right shape and size,
503
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:39,760
and the good news is,
504
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,776
the one we're looking for
will be most distinctive.
505
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,040
One of these prongs
506
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,000
will be just ever so
slightly bent inwards.
507
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,400
There's a good chance that
none of these three did it?
508
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:51,920
It's a puzzle, isn't it?
509
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,160
[sighs] What's next?
510
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,720
Well, I'm glad you've asked.
511
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,080
So once the bones were
removed from the site,
512
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,760
I collected an additional spit
step for soar from all sides
513
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,280
and underneath, just in case.
514
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,760
- What I'm I looking at?
- Teeth.
515
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,520
Not bad condition either.
516
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,176
I'll put them together
and take an impression,
517
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,360
then check it against
dental records for an ID.
518
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,760
- Will that work?
- Only one way to find out.
519
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,920
[footstep pattering]
520
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,840
No match on the murder weapon.
521
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,480
[sighs] How are you doing?
522
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,880
I've requested Jenny
Harsden's medical records.
523
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,440
If Frank is telling the truth,
524
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,896
there'll be a record
of the pregnancy.
525
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,120
- Excellent!
- [phone ringing]
526
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,880
Any more on Jackson?
527
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,760
His mother no longer resides
at her last own address,
528
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,576
she doesn't appear on
the electoral register,
529
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,240
father unknown, no siblings.
530
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,080
Okay, we'll stay on it.
531
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,280
What about Ned Paignton?
532
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,056
We've drawn up a list
of friends, family,
533
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,280
and business associates,
534
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:47,200
WPC Button is working
through it now.
535
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,800
Okay good, I'm gonna
stop at another pub,
536
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,400
see if I can coax any useful
information of the locals.
537
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,520
It's also the local single
ladies Bridge night,
538
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,680
if I'm not mistaken.
539
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,280
Ah, happy coincidence Felix.
540
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,160
You know me, duty first.
541
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:10,200
[suspenseful dramatic music]
542
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,600
[clears throat]
543
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,400
[paper rustling]
544
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:42,080
[suspenseful dramatic music]
545
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,000
I wonder.
546
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:33,160
[suspenseful dramatic
music continues]
547
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,080
[clears throat]
548
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,280
[tooth clatters]
549
00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:01,040
[liquid sloshing]
550
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:08,600
Bingo!
551
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,960
Is that what I think it is?
552
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,440
Well, if what you think it is,
553
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,160
it is the right maxillary
lateral incisor,
554
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,760
then yes it is.
555
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,160
- A gold tooth.
- 18 carat.
556
00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:29,320
[soft classical music]
557
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,880
Say hello to Sydney Jackson.
558
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,240
You beauty!
559
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,680
Right now we've got our victim,
560
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,000
we need to widen the net.
561
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:43,080
Motive, Sinclair was
fighting for the allotment,
562
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,000
but plenty of people
would have been affected
563
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,280
by the supermarket.
564
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,480
It means we need to
find out who had access
565
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,160
to large amounts
of caustic soda,
566
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,200
who knew the allotments
and opportunity...
567
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,440
What's the matter?
568
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,240
This is the break
we've been waiting for.
569
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,040
- I'm...
- Well, spit it out.
570
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,240
[Felix sighs]
571
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,000
This is ridiculous!
572
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,736
I think I'd know if my
own dad was a murderer.
573
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,080
It's just to rule him out.
574
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:17,680
I'm sure this will
put them in the clear.
575
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:21,440
[suspenseful dramatic music]
576
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,040
Oh no!
577
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,240
There you go Hester,
regards to your mum.
578
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,800
Will do, thank you, Mr. Button.
579
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,440
All right, Sam [mumbles]
580
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,800
I've got a nice bit of bacon
put aside for you, my friend.
581
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,640
Actually Ted, I'm
gonna have to ask you
582
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:37,760
to come down a station.
583
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:43,200
I've used caustic soda years,
it's standard practise.
584
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,280
I saw Ms. Thimble cleaning her
drains with the other week.
585
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,880
You gonna arrest her too?
586
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:52,400
And I told you, half the
village wanted rid of Jackson,
587
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,920
it's not just me that
stood to lose everything.
588
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,520
I want to believe you Ted, I do,
589
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,280
but it's not that simple.
590
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,840
This is a photograph of
Sidney Jackson's fatal injury,
591
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,400
and this is the implement
which caused it.
592
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,680
Oh then that's
not my cultivator.
593
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:11,040
But it was found in your
shed, can you explain that?
594
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,680
[sighs] No I can't.
595
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,440
Ted Button, I'm arresting you
596
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:19,800
for the murder of
Sydney Jackson.
597
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,280
Sam, come on lad.
598
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:22,576
You're not obliged
to say anything
599
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,040
unless you wish to do so,
600
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,080
but what you say will
be put into writing
601
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,120
and maybe given as evidence.
602
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,960
- [Ted scoffs]
- I'm sorry.
603
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:36,680
- [sombre music]
- [footstep pattering]
604
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,240
- Open up.
- You can't be serious, sir.
605
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,360
You're making a
terrible mistake.
606
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:47,240
- [door shuts]
- [Peggy shrugs]
607
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:52,120
- [sombre music continues]
- [Felix sighs]
608
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:02,160
- Peggy.
- [sharpener clanking]
609
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:06,720
I'm so[sharpener clanking]
610
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,520
[people chattering indistinctly]
611
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,840
- [door creaks]
- [door shuts]
612
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:15,760
- [phone rings]
- [door shuts]
613
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,960
- [door shuts]
- [Felix sighs]
614
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,200
- [door knock]
- Can we?
615
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,280
Fear not Sergeant we'll
get to the bottom of it.
616
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,160
I was only following the facts.
617
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:34,480
Yes I know,
618
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,920
and so does WPC Button,
she'll come around.
619
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,480
- Post.
- Thank you!
620
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:42,480
Eventually.
621
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,360
Jenny Harsden's medical records,
622
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,520
no doubt confirming
Franks theory.
623
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,240
[paper rustling]
624
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,040
Pregnant, just like you said.
625
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,520
[Felix sighs]
626
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,760
[suspenseful dramatic music]
627
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:14,520
A broken arm, a sprained wrist,
bruised ribs, a black eye?
628
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:16,760
There's always an excuse,
629
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,360
a slip on the stairs and
an open cupboard door.
630
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,400
So Frank was knocking her out.
631
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:22,640
No wonder the poor girl
632
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:23,976
didn't want to
raise her baby here.
633
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,056
And if that's what
you do to her,
634
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,280
what might he do to the man
635
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:29,280
who got his daughter
pregnant out of wedlock?
636
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:30,920
I spoke to civil registry office
637
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,320
and I asked them to locate a
copy of the birth certificate.
638
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,600
Oh, drum roll, please!
639
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:40,200
The father of Jenny Harsden's
baby is, Sidney Jackson!
640
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,560
- Good man, great work!
- [Felix chuckles]
641
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:47,280
Now there is just
one tiny problem,
642
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,920
we've yet to prove the link
643
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,360
between Mr. Harsden
and the murder weapon.
644
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,880
Well, you better get cracking
'cause I'm bringing him in.
645
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:57,416
If you have any bright
ideas, Sergeant,
646
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,480
now would be a good
time to mention them.
647
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:01,560
I do have one.
648
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,600
- I knew you would.
- [Felix laughs]
649
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:12,440
- [car engine rattling]
- [suspenseful dramatic music]
650
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,160
We've photographed the
contest every year,
651
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:17,960
and I never destroy a negative.
652
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,480
Don't know when it
might come in handy.
653
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,456
[sighs] Are you going to tell
me what you're looking for?
654
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,080
Confidential police
business, I'm afraid.
655
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,160
Well, then you might
be here for awhile.
656
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:32,080
- [door opens]
- [footstep pattering]
657
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,440
- [distant typewriter clicking]
- [footstep pattering]
658
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,080
We best get started.
659
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,080
[door opens]
660
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,520
[door shuts]
661
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,480
You never told us
that Sidney Jackson
662
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,800
is the father of Jenny's baby?
663
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,440
You've never asked.
664
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,680
I can't imagine you were too
thrilled to find that out?
665
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,840
Did he offer to marry her?
666
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,680
[scoffs] I wouldn't have her
let him marry that tow rack,
667
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,440
if he was the last man on earth.
668
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:18,000
No, how far would you
have gone to stop it?
669
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:19,720
I'm not a violent
man, Inspector.
670
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,600
Really?
671
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,160
So how do you explain
these broken bones
672
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:27,120
in your daughter's
medical records?
673
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,320
She always was a clumsy girl.
674
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,000
Come on Frank,
675
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,120
if you're man enough to
knock a young girl around,
676
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:36,880
you should be man
enough to admit it.
677
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,800
[Frank clears throat]
678
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:43,880
Is this yours?
679
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,000
I told you before these
things are 10 a penny,
680
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,960
they all look alike.
681
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,520
It's subtle, but this one
682
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:55,200
is actually ever so
slightly bent, just here.
683
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,760
You expect me to know every
knock and dent in my tools.
684
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,600
No one could tell you that.
685
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,120
What if I was to tell you
that this is the cultivator
686
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,480
that killed Sidney Jackson?
687
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,080
I'd ask you where you found it.
688
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,560
Well that's the funny thing,
689
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,080
the person whose
shed we found it in,
690
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,400
none of their
fingerprints were on it.
691
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,760
- No?
- No.
692
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,520
Anybody else's
fingerprints on it?
693
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,280
[breathes deeply] No!
694
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,600
I suppose that's the thing
about gardeners, Inspector.
695
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:26,840
They tend to wear a glove.
696
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,480
Let's cut to the chase, Frank,
697
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,840
the other day at the allotments,
698
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,000
you weren't looking
for your glasses.
699
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,560
You were switching your
cultivator with Ted's!
700
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,920
And you can prove
that, I suppose.
701
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,600
[breathes deeply]
702
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,760
Dad, I brought you a brew.
703
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,600
Ho, ho, that's my girl!
704
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:01,440
[slurps coffee] Hmm.
705
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:05,000
So, reckon there'll be
reopening the allotments soon,
706
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,160
will they?
707
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:07,120
Well you're not still thinking
708
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,080
about the soddy marrow contest?
709
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:12,200
Oh, I thought I was in
a good chance this year.
710
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:15,560
- Wayne's, is this afternoon.
- Oh, that's that then.
711
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,600
You know what Sinclair is like,
712
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,680
someone's got to be there in
person or you're disqualified.
713
00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:23,720
[sighs] All that work!
714
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:27,600
All that effort for naught.
715
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,480
- All right, fine I'll go.
- That's my good girl.
716
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,880
But you know, I'm sure this
will be cleared up any minute.
717
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,520
And then you can go yourself.
718
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,120
Oh, come on Peg, don't we
both know how it looks.
719
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,600
Go see if they can prove
that cultivator was planted.
720
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,920
Even your Sister Boniface
can't perform miracles.
721
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,480
[door shuts]
722
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,960
[tense music]
723
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,640
It's no use, there's
nothing here.
724
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,160
Not luck here
either, I'm afraid.
725
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,480
I suppose it would have
been rather convenient,
726
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,480
a photograph of the suspect
with the murder we...
727
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:15,880
Sister?
728
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,320
I need to head back to the lab.
729
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,360
[footstep pattering]
730
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,160
[birds chirping]
731
00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:29,760
43.
732
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:33,920
43 pounds, 43!
733
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,600
Let's talk about caustic soda.
734
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,200
I understand it's widely
used in the textile industry.
735
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:46,680
[crowd claps]
736
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:49,400
[Sinclair] Next
up, Edie Paignton.
737
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,920
[crowd claps]
738
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,240
Is it true, your father
has been arrested?
739
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:58,320
No!
740
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:02,160
Yes, but it's been a mistake,
they're sorting it now.
741
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,000
Where's Frank?
742
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,280
[suspenseful music]
743
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,680
Inspector, I've got a
marrow judging to get to,
744
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:20,680
so unless you've got anything
else, I think we're done here.
745
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,360
- Rhubarb!
- [door opens]
746
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,520
Hello Sam, may we?
747
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:27,600
Yes.
748
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:31,480
[door shuts]
749
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,136
You once had a rather
handsome croft of it,
750
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,160
rhubarb that is.
751
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,640
Ted's croft to you looks
rather tiny in comparison,
752
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,560
lovely brassicas though.
753
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,360
- [phone rings]
- [paper rustling]
754
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,840
[sighs] What is she on about?
755
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,880
In and of itself, that
doesn't tell us much,
756
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,160
but you got me thinking
757
00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:50,680
about something that
I read recently.
758
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,040
Fact, rhubarb
thrives best in soil
759
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,600
that has a pH between 6 and 6.5.
760
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:58,840
Brassicas on the other hand,
761
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,376
prefer their soils
slightly more alkaline,
762
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,760
pH of 7 or above is ideal.
763
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,456
And for the most part it
doesn't make much difference,
764
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:06,800
most plants will tolerate
765
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,800
a range of growing
conditions by a time.
766
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,400
As you can see, your soil
767
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,440
is actually rather than
much more acidic than Teds,
768
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:14,560
which is more alkaline.
769
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,320
So?
770
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,440
We tested the soil from the
cultivator in your shed.
771
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,840
We also tested a soil
from the murder weapon
772
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,480
found a Mr. Button's shed.
773
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,880
Which proves
incontrovertibly, I'm afraid,
774
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:32,280
that the cultivators
was switched.
775
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:35,800
Good man!
776
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,760
Frank, give it up!
777
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,760
You might as well tell
us what really happened.
778
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,240
[glass shattering]
779
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,080
Oh, was that quite necessary?
780
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,640
Sit down Mr. Harsden!
781
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,800
He was a slimy,
arrogant, little toad!
782
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,240
Looking down his nose at
us, thinking he was better.
783
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:59,160
- [birds cawing]
- [suspenseful dramatic music]
784
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:01,040
-Time's up Frank,
-[chain clanking]
785
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,480
everyone else has cleared out.
786
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,840
How's Jenny these days,
787
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:11,880
- she had her sprog yet?
- What's it to you?
788
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,080
[scoffs] Well nothing.
789
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:15,680
I told her to get rid,
790
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,640
even bought her the gin.
791
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,320
[scoffs] Silly cow!
792
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,520
You!
793
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,520
Didn't you know, she
couldn't get enough of me.
794
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,440
[laughs]
795
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:34,040
Now hurry up and get
off my land. [Clicks]
796
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:37,000
- [birds cawing]
- [birds chirping]
797
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,520
[tense music]
798
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:43,480
- [Frank screams]
- [head thuds]
799
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,000
I did the village of favour.
800
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,480
You find one person around
here sorry he's gone.
801
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,480
Huh, even his own mother
barely looked for him.
802
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,040
You do the honours,
803
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:54,920
well go and spring Ted.
804
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,720
It would be my pleasure.
805
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,200
Frank Harsden,
806
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:00,656
I'm arresting you for the
murder of Sidney Thomas Jackson.
807
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:01,896
You are not obliged
to say anything
808
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,200
unless you wish to do so.
809
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,920
But what you say may
be put into writing
810
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,080
- and given in evidence.
- [door shuts]
811
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:12,120
[people chattering indistinctly]
812
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:14,520
- 51.
- 51 pounds.
813
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:20,200
51, we have a
winner, Ted Button!
814
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,920
- Come on up, Ted.
- [crowd clapping]
815
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,280
What's this?
816
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,240
Dad's been waylaid,
so he sent me instead.
817
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,760
No, no, no, this
won't do at all,
818
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,440
the rules are quite clear,
819
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:34,640
entrants must be in attendance
to be eligible to win.
820
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:36,960
No, no, no, I'm sorry, it'll
have to be disqualified.
821
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,360
So the winner is
the next heaviest,
822
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:44,280
which is[sirens blaring]
823
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,680
[soft instrumental music]
824
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,360
Oh you won, Dad!
825
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:01,920
- Come up!
- Yeah!
826
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:06,520
- [crowd clapping]
- [whooping]
827
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:11,440
- [Ted jubilating]
- [crowd clapping]
828
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,560
Thank you, thank you everybody!
829
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,280
Can I have a photograph Ted,
830
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,960
and maybe an
exclusive interview?
831
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:26,480
- Ho, ho.
- [camera shutter clicks]
832
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:27,680
Thank you, sir.
833
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,320
Oh actually,
Sergeant Livingstone
834
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,080
- was your St. George.
- Managed to saved the day.
835
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,000
Thanks Sarge, I'll
never forget this, ever.
836
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,800
And have you officers
837
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,200
fancy a nice of British
sirloin for tea?
838
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,440
You know where to come.
839
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,480
- Much appreciated Ted.
- [Ted chuckles]
840
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,400
However I'm afraid,
the manual of guidance
841
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,480
prohibits police officers from
accepting unsolicited gifts,
842
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:51,000
even from satisfied
members of the public.
843
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,376
-Say no no more,
-[camera shutter clicks]
844
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,696
I don't want to get in
trouble on my shift.
845
00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:55,640
Come in for the
photo though, hey!
846
00:42:55,720 --> 00:43:00,480
- [soft instrumental music]
- [camera shutter clicks]
847
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,200
Free sirloin for life.
848
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,600
The Lord giveth and the
Lord taketh away, Sam.
849
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,680
[grunts] Sam.
850
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:09,800
Say marrow!
851
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,280
- Marrow!
- [camera shutter clicks]
852
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:17,960
[playfully tense music]
853
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:22,520
[Sister Boniface
Mysteries theme music]
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