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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:25,853 We must hurry. 2 00:01:25,887 --> 00:01:28,923 The planet won't survive much longer. 3 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:30,757 Are you sure about this? 4 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:32,592 I'm afraid it's the only way. 5 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:45,006 Krypton is about to die. 6 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:50,111 But you, dear son, will live on. 7 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:59,120 Krypto, no! 8 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,036 Oh! Krypto! 9 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:22,509 No. 10 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,946 Our boy will need a friend. 11 00:02:24,979 --> 00:02:26,646 Watch over our son. 12 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:47,261 All right, wake up, buddy. It is walk-o'clock. 13 00:03:50,197 --> 00:03:52,900 Maybe I should let him sleep? 14 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,335 Okay, I let him sleep. 15 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:00,307 All right. 16 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:12,019 This is unpleasant for both of us. 17 00:04:12,053 --> 00:04:14,188 No. No, no. No, no. 18 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:19,726 Hmm. 19 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:27,301 Five more... Five more minutes. 20 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,038 And I'm up. 21 00:04:31,072 --> 00:04:32,807 Okay, Krypto. 22 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,575 We'll go for a walk. 23 00:04:43,084 --> 00:04:46,786 Whoa! 24 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:52,226 ♪ Ooh you make me live ♪ 25 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:56,297 ♪ Whatever this world can give to me ♪ 26 00:04:56,330 --> 00:05:00,034 ♪ It's you you're all I see ♪ 27 00:05:01,202 --> 00:05:03,370 ♪ Ooh you make me live ♪ 28 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:08,242 ♪ You're the best friend ♪ 29 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:10,777 ♪ That I ever had ♪ 30 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,881 - ♪ I've been with you such a long time ♪ 31 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:18,185 ♪ You're my sunshine and I want you to know ♪ 32 00:05:18,219 --> 00:05:20,753 Huh? 33 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:24,258 ♪ ...I really love you ♪ 34 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:26,994 ♪ Oh you're the best friend ♪ 35 00:05:31,764 --> 00:05:35,836 ♪ Ooh you make me live ♪ 36 00:05:35,870 --> 00:05:39,140 ♪ Whenever this world is cruel to me ♪ 37 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:42,376 ♪ I got you to help me forgive ♪ 38 00:05:43,978 --> 00:05:45,678 ♪ Ooh you make me live ♪ 39 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,720 ♪ ...that I ever had ♪ 40 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:56,924 ♪ You know I'll never be lonely ♪ 41 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:58,926 ♪ You're my only one ♪ 42 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:01,262 ♪ And I love the things ♪ 43 00:06:01,295 --> 00:06:06,300 ♪ I really love the things that you do ♪ 44 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,404 ♪ Oh you're my best friend ♪ 45 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:12,772 Mister Mxyzptlk has finally been defeated. 46 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:16,043 Turns out, he just needed to say his name backwards. 47 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:17,945 From Metropolis, I'm Lois Lane. 48 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:18,946 Hey, Lois. 49 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:22,850 I know you like these, 50 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,452 so I got you one from actual Paris. 51 00:06:26,921 --> 00:06:28,389 I don't know why I said it like that. 52 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:31,492 And I got you one of these from 43rd Street. 53 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:34,261 Which is, like, a full three blocks out of my way. 54 00:06:34,295 --> 00:06:35,462 During rush hour? 55 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,364 Wow, that's like me flying to Mars. 56 00:06:37,398 --> 00:06:39,133 What? You can fly? 57 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:41,502 I always thought the cape was just a cute accessory. 58 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:44,771 Oh! So you think I'm cute. 59 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:46,507 I said the cape was cute. 60 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,442 You think I'm cute. 61 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:52,146 Are we lickin' faces right now? 62 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:54,148 Because if we're lickin' faces, I gotta get in on... 63 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:58,385 Oh, what do I have here? 64 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,888 Squeezy Bruce! 65 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:01,989 Fetch! 66 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:04,858 Pup, up and away! 67 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:07,528 Okay, where were we? 68 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:10,064 Squeezy Bruce retrieved. 69 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,764 Hey, those guys look fun. 70 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:13,033 How about you go play with them? 71 00:07:15,236 --> 00:07:17,238 So I'm eating my own vomit, and then the... 72 00:07:18,239 --> 00:07:19,340 So, I'm eating my own... 73 00:07:20,341 --> 00:07:21,308 So I'm... 74 00:07:21,342 --> 00:07:22,209 I'm... 75 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,413 I see you've retreated to your Batcave, 76 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:29,416 but nobody can hide from the long snoot of justice. 77 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,355 Hmm. 78 00:07:34,388 --> 00:07:35,556 And then I says, "If you don't want me 79 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:36,857 rubbing my butt in the carpet, 80 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,158 get hardwood floors." 81 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:40,995 Squeezy Bruce has been retrieved. 82 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:42,795 Wait, do you know who this is? 83 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:45,032 It's Krypto the Superdog. 84 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,268 Okay. You can have my pawtograph. 85 00:07:52,373 --> 00:07:54,275 Listen, I'm afraid I gotta keep it to just one, 86 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:55,843 or I'll be signing all day. 87 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:57,077 Now, if you'll excuse me, 88 00:07:57,111 --> 00:07:59,380 I gotta get this back to my boy. 89 00:07:59,413 --> 00:08:01,815 - He doesn't want it. - I'm sorry, what? 90 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,417 Mr. Outside-Underpants. 91 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:04,885 He doesn't want the toy. 92 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,353 He's trying to get rid of ya. 93 00:08:06,387 --> 00:08:08,489 What? That's ridiculous. 94 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,891 Superman and I are inseparable. 95 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,426 I'm his ride or die. 96 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:13,894 Oh, yeah? 97 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,596 Where you, uh, sleeping these days? 98 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:17,998 I sleep in bed with Supes. 99 00:08:18,032 --> 00:08:20,200 Except when Lois stays over, then I have to move to my 100 00:08:20,234 --> 00:08:22,236 extra special spot on the floor. 101 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,005 Brutal. 102 00:08:25,039 --> 00:08:26,840 Same thing happened to me. 103 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:29,410 Nancy got a fiancee and it was all over. 104 00:08:29,443 --> 00:08:31,845 That's French for "Bye-bye, dog." 105 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:34,181 Yeah, well, you don't get Supes like I get Supes. 106 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:35,949 I mean, sure, the guy dates, 107 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:38,118 but he will never love anyone except for... 108 00:08:38,152 --> 00:08:42,823 I love you. 109 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,886 Um, are you okay? 110 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,989 Me? Yes, I'm... I'm fine. 111 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:19,093 I am fine. I'm totally... 112 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,495 Fine? 113 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,130 All right, good talk. Pound it out. 114 00:09:31,638 --> 00:09:35,275 This might sound crazy, but now that we're together, 115 00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:38,379 I think Krypto feels left out? 116 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:45,919 Yeah. I guess I'm, kind of, his only friend. 117 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,222 That's sweet. 118 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:51,458 But maybe he'd be happier if he had a new friend, too. 119 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,101 Good morning, friends. 120 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,406 So it begins. 121 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:08,075 Like clockwork, Carl will try to flirt with Patty. 122 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,710 Ooh! Is that new perfume? 123 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:10,978 It's cat pee. 124 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,546 And have zero game. 125 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:15,082 Giving this handsome canine just enough time to-- 126 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,383 What you doin', Ace? 127 00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:17,951 I'm bustin' loose, PB. 128 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,520 Sick of this whole cage situation. 129 00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:20,988 Oh, my goddess. 130 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,156 This is just like when Wonder Woman 131 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:23,490 used her Bracelets of Submission 132 00:10:23,524 --> 00:10:25,659 to escape Doctor Poison's secret hideout. 133 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:27,294 Like... this! 134 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,697 Okay. Not exactly like this. 135 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:33,233 What if the rescue lady catches you? 136 00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:35,135 And locks you in the back room? 137 00:10:35,169 --> 00:10:37,671 Where they only listen to smooth jazz. 138 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:41,575 Relax, Chip. I got my girl, Merton, running lookout. 139 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:44,478 These peepers don't miss a thing. 140 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:47,414 If the rescue lady's coming, you'll know it. 141 00:10:47,448 --> 00:10:51,752 Perfect. Because I almost got myself out of the... 142 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,253 Nope. 143 00:10:53,287 --> 00:10:55,556 I think the rescue lady's coming! 144 00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:57,024 Thanks, Merton. 145 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,159 That's a... that's a good catch. 146 00:10:59,193 --> 00:11:00,327 I'm rooting for you, Ace. 147 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,162 But don't you wanna get adopted 148 00:11:02,196 --> 00:11:03,630 and feel the warm embrace 149 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,999 of a middle-aged person who lives alone? 150 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:08,202 Yeah. Who will be your new best friend. 151 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:10,571 You're my best friends, dummies. 152 00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:13,474 And you're all coming with me to the farm. 153 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:16,410 I love when he talks about the farm! 154 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,378 The farm upstate. 155 00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:21,515 An untamed paradise where animals run free 156 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,684 and they love and protect one another. 157 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:26,086 And the lettuce grows on trees. 158 00:11:27,588 --> 00:11:29,690 No shelter lady watching our every move. Nope. 159 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:33,093 It's a 100% animal farm. 160 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,695 That doesn't sound ominous at all. 161 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,263 It's perfect. 162 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,698 And when I get us all outta here, 163 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,466 well, that's where we're gonna go. 164 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,635 The dog is right. 165 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:44,104 He should seek his freedom. 166 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,706 You see that? Lulu gets it. 167 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,407 And he must destroy 168 00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:50,377 all who stand in his way! 169 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,746 Wow. Well, that just took a turn. 170 00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:55,516 You may kid yourself with your silly farm, 171 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:59,319 but I have the device! 172 00:11:59,353 --> 00:12:02,456 For, one day soon, when the stars align, 173 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:05,626 the device will bring me ultimate power 174 00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:06,760 and I will be more than free! 175 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:09,196 "Will be more than free!" 176 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,664 Exactly. 177 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,533 Lulu, whatever they tested on you in that lab, 178 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:14,568 left you a few guineas short of a pig. 179 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:17,571 That device is just a pile of garbage. 180 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,339 You fear my brilliance. 181 00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:20,541 Recede into shadows. 182 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:21,708 Recede into shadows. 183 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,110 Maintain eye contact. 184 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,479 Recede into shadows. 185 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:26,680 All right, boy, 186 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,649 I'll be right back with a surprise. 187 00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:30,450 And I will remain here, 188 00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:33,220 posing under my secret identity. 189 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,824 Bark Kent. 190 00:12:36,858 --> 00:12:40,460 So, what is new with you, fellow normal dog? 191 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:45,599 Uh, I bit the FedEx guy the other day. 192 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,167 Ah, fine job. 193 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,402 Who was he working for? 194 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,337 General Zod? The Legion of Doom? 195 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,573 FedEx. 196 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:55,342 Of course! The federation of exes. 197 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,177 Not to be trusted. 198 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:07,354 What is taking my owner so long? 199 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:10,190 So, Mr. Kent, you're looking for another pet, huh? 200 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,292 Well, my dog's the best. 201 00:13:12,326 --> 00:13:14,862 But I've got this girlfriend. 202 00:13:14,896 --> 00:13:17,531 And I'm gonna ask her to marry me tonight. 203 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,333 Aw! 204 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,168 -Congratulations. -Thanks! 205 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,737 But he doesn't know that yet, 206 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:26,740 and I just think maybe he needs a friend of his own. 207 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:29,176 Well, then I think Ace here would be the perfect... 208 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,645 How do you feel about guinea pigs? 209 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,882 I'll come back for all of you guys after closing. 210 00:13:34,916 --> 00:13:36,216 Stay strong. 211 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,286 There we go. 212 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,800 Oh, man, that hurt. 213 00:13:53,835 --> 00:13:56,370 Yes. And that hurt me as well. 214 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,338 Due to the fact that I feel pain 215 00:13:58,372 --> 00:14:00,474 as any ordinary canine would. 216 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:07,180 Uh-huh. Anyway, I'm kind of in the middle of a prison break, 217 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,348 so could you please...? 218 00:14:08,382 --> 00:14:09,416 Prison break? 219 00:14:10,885 --> 00:14:13,487 Stop right there and cease your unlawful activities, 220 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,822 dog I've never met. 221 00:14:14,856 --> 00:14:16,590 The heck are you talking about, man? 222 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:17,859 You the same dog 223 00:14:17,892 --> 00:14:19,326 that was literally just behind me. 224 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,295 Impossible. That dog wore glasses. 225 00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,498 Now surrender, I don't want to hurt you. 226 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,266 Oh, okay, so you wanna take it there. 227 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,701 You wanna throw paws, then fine. 228 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,536 But I should warn you, I'm one-eighth Boxer. 229 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,372 And seven-eighths Chihuahua. 230 00:14:32,406 --> 00:14:33,707 Chihuahuas are vicious. 231 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,375 Take that. Take a little bit of this. 232 00:14:35,409 --> 00:14:37,244 Tap out, and I'll let you out. 233 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,245 Here come the thunder! 234 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,947 You're gonna get it! Ahhh! 235 00:14:39,981 --> 00:14:43,316 Oh, man. I'm getting a stitch. Yeah, I gotta take a knee. 236 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,551 Oh, if I didn't get this stitch, 237 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,420 I had you where I wanted you. 238 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,755 Banana! Get me... Get me a banana! Hurry up! 239 00:14:50,925 --> 00:14:52,392 That's cold, man. 240 00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:55,662 Aw! Aren't you a little ray of sunshine? 241 00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,666 What? 242 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,339 Oh, Krypto. 243 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,709 Oh, you think you're so great, don't you, Superdog? 244 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,343 You think your dookie don't stink. 245 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:11,879 My dookie doesn't stink. 246 00:15:11,913 --> 00:15:13,948 Wait, wait, time out. Are you serious, right now? 247 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,483 Yep, it actually smells like sandalwood. 248 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,652 It's borderline aromatherapy, if I'm being honest. 249 00:15:20,054 --> 00:15:22,023 Whoa! Whoa! 250 00:15:22,056 --> 00:15:23,490 You ain't normal, man. 251 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,425 Yeah, well, at least I have an owner. 252 00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:28,361 You can't own me. I'm a wild animal. 253 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,597 Exactly. So, let's get you back in the cage. 254 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,532 Supes is probably missing me. 255 00:15:32,566 --> 00:15:33,767 Missing? 256 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,602 The dude tied you up to the stop sign 257 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,805 and went into that shelter to buy you a new friend 258 00:15:37,839 --> 00:15:39,506 so that you'd give him some space. 259 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,475 Gotcha. 260 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,044 Superman would never do that. 261 00:15:43,077 --> 00:15:45,512 Well, it's literally happening right now. 262 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,281 I'm just glad that that new friend ain't me. 263 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,649 Easy, Carl. 264 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,018 Stop acting like you don't know me. 265 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:55,056 Nice try, Houdini. 266 00:15:57,091 --> 00:15:59,659 Well, you did say you'd come back for us. 267 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:05,732 Ooh, adoption time. 268 00:16:05,766 --> 00:16:07,935 One of us is gonna get someone to snuggle with. 269 00:16:07,969 --> 00:16:09,736 Yeah, don't get your hopes up. 270 00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:10,670 They always pick the... 271 00:16:12,006 --> 00:16:13,273 Here you go, baby. 272 00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:15,375 Wow! First day. 273 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,612 Being a rescue animal is easy and fun! 274 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,386 Hey. You'll get 'em next time. 275 00:16:26,921 --> 00:16:29,422 Yeah. Next time. 276 00:16:34,896 --> 00:16:36,563 I can't believe that shelter punk 277 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,731 said I wasn't normal. 278 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,733 I'm a totally normal dog. 279 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,704 And no way Superman was in there 280 00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:46,606 looking for a friend for me. 281 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,375 ♪ I don't need a friend ♪ 282 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,944 ♪ Supes is my friend ♪ 283 00:16:49,977 --> 00:16:52,880 ♪ My only friend is Superman ♪ 284 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:56,716 Hmm. 285 00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:04,992 What's that? 286 00:17:13,935 --> 00:17:15,837 Someone is dragging a meteor toward the city? 287 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,776 Luthor. 288 00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:30,550 Hello, gorgeous. 289 00:17:30,584 --> 00:17:35,722 Oh, how I have longed for you to enter my solar system. 290 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,091 It's a rock. 291 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:40,694 That rock, Mercy, is 100% orange kryptonite. 292 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,030 Cool. Another kryptonite scheme. 293 00:17:43,064 --> 00:17:44,631 No, this is different! 294 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,034 Green kryptonite takes away Superman's powers, 295 00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:48,602 but orange kryptonite 296 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,071 Will give me superpowers. 297 00:17:50,104 --> 00:17:52,439 You know, like, uh, invisibility 298 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,574 or, uh, laser-eyes, 299 00:17:54,608 --> 00:17:57,744 or throwing playing cards really hard. 300 00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,081 I'm finally gonna be stronger than that stupid-- 301 00:18:00,114 --> 00:18:02,449 You're not talking about me, are you? 302 00:18:03,885 --> 00:18:05,785 Yeah, I think he was talking about me, too. 303 00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:06,854 That's awkward. 304 00:18:06,888 --> 00:18:08,155 Superman. 305 00:18:08,189 --> 00:18:10,657 I'd expected you and that mutt of yours 306 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,193 much sooner. 307 00:18:12,226 --> 00:18:14,661 I'm gonna need you to let go of that meteor, Lex. 308 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:15,762 Gladly. 309 00:18:23,938 --> 00:18:25,172 Krypto, fetch! 310 00:18:38,819 --> 00:18:40,587 That dog's a hero! 311 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,822 Krypto! 312 00:18:41,856 --> 00:18:43,523 Good dog. 313 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:46,193 Let's put this thing back in space where it belongs. 314 00:18:46,227 --> 00:18:48,029 Ma'am. Baby. 315 00:18:57,138 --> 00:18:59,572 Let's see if you can catch it now. 316 00:19:03,844 --> 00:19:04,812 Ah! 317 00:19:09,283 --> 00:19:10,851 You forgot one thing, Lex. 318 00:19:10,885 --> 00:19:13,520 Unlike you, I have friends. 319 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,956 Thanks for building 320 00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:17,624 your stupid evil headquarters on the river. 321 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,726 Very convenient for the water guy. 322 00:19:20,294 --> 00:19:22,595 I'm Aquaman! 323 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,932 Oh, great. These jabronies. 324 00:19:24,966 --> 00:19:27,201 Uh, did somebody call tech support? 325 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,769 Have you tried turning it off and on again? 326 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,110 Thanks, buddy. 327 00:19:36,143 --> 00:19:38,678 Buddy? No, these people are work friends at best. 328 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,116 Please fasten your safety belts. 329 00:19:42,149 --> 00:19:43,683 They are invisible. 330 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,520 Yeah, none of this stuff is invisible. 331 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:48,956 It's really more transparent. 332 00:19:54,095 --> 00:19:55,162 Hmm? 333 00:19:55,196 --> 00:19:56,730 I like your laser thing. 334 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,199 But it looks better in green. 335 00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:01,869 Yeah. 336 00:20:01,902 --> 00:20:04,671 LexCorp power suit engaged. 337 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,673 Seat warmer activated. 338 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,843 Best billion I ever spent. 339 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:21,055 All I need is one little piece. 340 00:20:28,329 --> 00:20:30,097 Aw, bless your little heart. 341 00:20:30,131 --> 00:20:31,564 Did you think you were gonna get to it first? 342 00:20:38,272 --> 00:20:39,306 Thank you. 343 00:20:56,824 --> 00:21:00,227 I am what I was always meant to become. 344 00:21:02,997 --> 00:21:06,333 Huh? What is this? 345 00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:09,070 But I'm supposed to have superpowers! 346 00:21:11,005 --> 00:21:12,672 They're overrated. 347 00:21:19,914 --> 00:21:20,981 Good boy, Krypto. 348 00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:23,851 Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? 349 00:21:23,884 --> 00:21:26,120 Are you my super doggo? Are you? 350 00:21:26,153 --> 00:21:28,355 Oh! In the tongue. 351 00:21:28,389 --> 00:21:30,391 Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? 352 00:21:30,424 --> 00:21:32,359 I miss my parents. 353 00:21:32,393 --> 00:21:34,594 Who threw that kryptonite back into space? 354 00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:59,153 Hello, gorgeous. 355 00:21:59,186 --> 00:22:02,789 Oh, how I've longed for you to enter my solar system. 356 00:22:21,942 --> 00:22:24,211 You win this round, lettuce. 357 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,119 Guys, what's going on? 358 00:22:32,987 --> 00:22:35,122 Nothing, PB. 359 00:22:35,156 --> 00:22:36,756 Just the plan that you all called crazy 360 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,259 turns out to be crazy good. 361 00:22:39,927 --> 00:22:41,862 You see, when I was back in the lab, 362 00:22:41,896 --> 00:22:43,796 there was this human. 363 00:22:43,831 --> 00:22:47,800 He was evil, sadistic, hot. 364 00:22:47,835 --> 00:22:50,204 And together we were two scientists 365 00:22:50,237 --> 00:22:51,972 searching for ultimate power. 366 00:22:52,006 --> 00:22:54,341 Of course, there were missteps along the way. 367 00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:57,178 The red kryptonite made my hair fall out. 368 00:22:57,211 --> 00:22:59,246 Luckily, I had the bone structure to pull it off. 369 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:02,049 Purple gave me uncomfortably vivid dreams. 370 00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:05,319 But the orange... 371 00:23:05,352 --> 00:23:07,888 we knew the orange would be different. 372 00:23:07,922 --> 00:23:09,756 And we had a plan. 373 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:11,959 Until Krypto the Superdog had to come and ruin it. 374 00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:16,163 Stupid name. Named after his planet. Oh, real creative. 375 00:23:18,933 --> 00:23:20,201 Thanks, Krypto! 376 00:23:20,234 --> 00:23:21,435 I'm coming home, son! 377 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,770 Huh? What the heck are you doing? 378 00:23:23,804 --> 00:23:26,273 I'm freeing you from this horrible animal testing lab. 379 00:23:26,307 --> 00:23:29,009 No! This is my home! 380 00:23:29,043 --> 00:23:31,045 And now this is your new home. 381 00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,813 -You're welcome. -What are you talking about? 382 00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:35,115 Oh, you're the sweetest! 383 00:23:35,149 --> 00:23:36,317 Unhand me, wench! 384 00:23:40,087 --> 00:23:44,158 So I bided my time in this disturbing hovel, 385 00:23:45,292 --> 00:23:47,928 preparing. 386 00:23:47,962 --> 00:23:51,532 Because I'd figured out something that even Lex couldn't. 387 00:23:51,565 --> 00:23:54,335 Orange kryptonite doesn't work on people. 388 00:23:55,369 --> 00:23:58,205 It only works on pets. 389 00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:12,186 Uh, Lulu, are you okay? 390 00:24:12,219 --> 00:24:14,922 Oh, I'm more than okay, pig. 391 00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:18,259 I am what I was always meant to become. 392 00:24:25,332 --> 00:24:28,202 Lulu, hey. What? Take us with you, okay? 393 00:24:28,235 --> 00:24:30,037 Us shelter animals, you know, 394 00:24:30,070 --> 00:24:32,906 we... we gotta stick together, right? Solidarity. 395 00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:34,875 Oh, Ace, I'm sorry. 396 00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:37,278 I don't really have time in my life right now 397 00:24:37,311 --> 00:24:39,146 to take care of a pet! 398 00:24:47,354 --> 00:24:48,555 Lulu, wait! 399 00:24:48,589 --> 00:24:50,090 Do not leave us here! 400 00:24:50,124 --> 00:24:52,459 Don't worry, I'm sure someone wonderful 401 00:24:52,493 --> 00:24:55,162 will adopt you any day. 402 00:24:55,195 --> 00:24:56,897 What about me? 403 00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:58,232 Oh, Whiskers. 404 00:24:58,265 --> 00:24:59,500 Of course. I'm not a monster. 405 00:25:02,536 --> 00:25:04,438 Miss you. Love you. Have fun. 406 00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:11,378 Hold on, PB. I'mma get us out. 407 00:25:11,412 --> 00:25:14,315 I smell bacon! 408 00:25:14,348 --> 00:25:16,116 Why is my mouth watering? 409 00:25:16,150 --> 00:25:18,152 There's so much to unpack here. 410 00:25:19,219 --> 00:25:21,221 Guys, I'm small! 411 00:25:21,255 --> 00:25:24,058 What just happened? 412 00:25:24,091 --> 00:25:27,027 - No, seriously, what just happened? - I can't see. 413 00:25:27,061 --> 00:25:29,530 The orange kryptonite gave me powers, too. 414 00:25:29,563 --> 00:25:32,166 This is my origin story. 415 00:25:32,199 --> 00:25:34,335 And my uncle didn't even have to die. 416 00:25:34,368 --> 00:25:36,103 Uh, yeah, that's great. 417 00:25:36,136 --> 00:25:39,506 But it ain't lookin' too good for your old pal Ace. 418 00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:42,209 Right. Wonder Pig, still working on the name, 419 00:25:42,242 --> 00:25:43,510 is on it. 420 00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:47,581 uh-oh. 421 00:25:51,652 --> 00:25:53,120 - Ace, no! - Ace! 422 00:26:02,963 --> 00:26:05,099 I should be a lot more dead right now, right? 423 00:26:05,132 --> 00:26:06,533 Oh, my gosh. 424 00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:08,602 The orange kryptonite gave you powers, too! 425 00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:10,270 You're super strong! 426 00:26:10,304 --> 00:26:13,674 And your tail is now made of fire. 427 00:26:13,707 --> 00:26:15,542 I'm sorry. My what is who? 428 00:26:17,945 --> 00:26:19,446 My tail! Ah, let go of my... 429 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,115 Oh, my tail... My tail on fire! 430 00:26:21,148 --> 00:26:22,249 I got my tail on fire! 431 00:26:22,282 --> 00:26:24,051 Ace, it's fine. See? 432 00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:26,587 Huh? 433 00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:28,288 You're invulnerable. 434 00:26:28,322 --> 00:26:30,190 And I can shrink myself down to the size of an... 435 00:26:34,161 --> 00:26:35,662 Ah! 436 00:26:35,696 --> 00:26:38,065 Still working out the kinks. I didn't see anything. 437 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:41,668 You go get Chip, I'll get Mert. 438 00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:53,647 In your face, lettuce. 439 00:27:05,459 --> 00:27:06,994 Oh, great. 440 00:27:07,027 --> 00:27:09,363 I'm the only one who didn't get any super... 441 00:27:18,472 --> 00:27:20,307 Metropolis 97.2... 442 00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:22,476 ...smooth jazz. 443 00:27:24,445 --> 00:27:26,547 -Come on, let's get outta here. -Right. 444 00:27:28,449 --> 00:27:29,983 Update. 445 00:27:30,017 --> 00:27:32,619 I'm fast now, but I still can't see. 446 00:27:38,425 --> 00:27:40,527 Uh-uh. Here we go. 447 00:27:44,465 --> 00:27:48,068 All right. Thursday night TV night. 448 00:27:48,101 --> 00:27:51,605 Time for my favorite show with my bro in Metropo. Huh? 449 00:27:51,638 --> 00:27:53,507 ♪ I am Superman ♪ 450 00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:55,642 ♪ And I can do any... ♪ 451 00:27:55,676 --> 00:27:57,244 Huh? What the...? 452 00:27:57,277 --> 00:28:00,214 Let me just iron that out. 453 00:28:00,247 --> 00:28:03,484 They should call me Iron Man. No. 454 00:28:03,517 --> 00:28:05,185 Well, look at you, all spiffy. 455 00:28:05,219 --> 00:28:07,087 Pretty dressed up for the British Bake Off. 456 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,589 But you know what? It makes sense. 457 00:28:08,622 --> 00:28:10,290 This is the season finale. 458 00:28:12,726 --> 00:28:14,461 You have a date? 459 00:28:15,762 --> 00:28:18,098 On Bake Off night? 460 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,270 Aw! Hey there, little fella. 461 00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:33,815 Nah. 462 00:28:35,682 --> 00:28:37,251 Hey, Lois. Oh! 463 00:28:40,287 --> 00:28:43,156 Oh. Listen, buddy, I... 464 00:28:43,190 --> 00:28:46,059 It is pie week. 465 00:28:46,093 --> 00:28:48,095 Your choice. Her or me. 466 00:28:48,128 --> 00:28:50,764 What's gotten into you? 467 00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:52,266 Bad dog. 468 00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:55,235 What did you just call me? 469 00:28:55,269 --> 00:28:57,638 That is way out of line, fella. I mean, if you want-- 470 00:28:57,671 --> 00:28:59,139 We'll talk about this when I get home. 471 00:29:04,411 --> 00:29:06,046 I've missed you so much! 472 00:29:07,548 --> 00:29:10,150 You left Squeezy Bruce in the hallway again. 473 00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:12,553 Fine. 474 00:29:12,586 --> 00:29:15,322 I'll watch the crusts crisp alone. 475 00:29:16,390 --> 00:29:17,558 Bad owner! 476 00:29:21,194 --> 00:29:22,830 It's quite wet right underneath as well. 477 00:29:22,864 --> 00:29:24,431 Slightly soggy bottom there. 478 00:29:26,133 --> 00:29:26,633 ♪ 'Cause baby now we got bad blood ♪ 479 00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:29,837 ♪ You know it used to be mad love ♪ 480 00:29:33,808 --> 00:29:35,342 Huh? 481 00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:38,813 Kal-El, son of Jor-El, I am Lulu, 482 00:29:38,846 --> 00:29:40,681 daughter of Cinnamon, 483 00:29:40,714 --> 00:29:43,350 and you will kneel before me. 484 00:29:48,488 --> 00:29:50,457 Wait a minute. 485 00:29:50,490 --> 00:29:52,225 Aren't you the hamster from the shelter? 486 00:29:52,259 --> 00:29:55,629 I am a guinea pig, and I said kneel! 487 00:30:00,601 --> 00:30:04,237 Well, lookie-lookie what I got from the old lab. 488 00:30:04,271 --> 00:30:06,139 Help, Krypto... 489 00:30:06,173 --> 00:30:08,308 -♪ We got problems♪ -♪ We got problems♪ 490 00:30:08,342 --> 00:30:10,243 ♪ And I don't think we can solve... ♪ 491 00:30:10,277 --> 00:30:13,313 ♪ Think we can solve them ♪ 492 00:30:14,882 --> 00:30:16,884 You really should have made it harder to find you. 493 00:30:16,918 --> 00:30:19,152 Those glasses aren't fooling anyone. 494 00:30:19,186 --> 00:30:20,621 Moustache maybe, but not glasses. 495 00:30:20,654 --> 00:30:21,688 Whoa! 496 00:30:24,424 --> 00:30:26,526 Why does this always happen on date night? 497 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,863 You've reached the Justice League emergency line. 498 00:30:28,896 --> 00:30:30,564 For Earth-One, press one. 499 00:30:30,597 --> 00:30:31,899 For Earth-Two, press two. 500 00:30:31,933 --> 00:30:33,333 For Earth-Three... 501 00:30:33,367 --> 00:30:35,435 Oh, man, that looked like it hurt. 502 00:30:35,469 --> 00:30:36,737 I hope it did. 503 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,648 Wow, look at you still trying. 504 00:30:47,681 --> 00:30:49,349 Plucky. 505 00:30:49,383 --> 00:30:52,185 Fine, then. Mama likes a good fight. 506 00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:03,563 You always bake for a reason. 507 00:31:03,597 --> 00:31:05,432 So, you make it the best you can. 508 00:31:05,465 --> 00:31:06,834 And you make it with love. 509 00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:32,659 Surrender. I don't wanna hurt you. 510 00:31:32,693 --> 00:31:33,727 No, no, no. 511 00:31:37,431 --> 00:31:38,900 A little advice. 512 00:31:38,933 --> 00:31:41,268 Never test a guinea pig. Okay? 513 00:31:50,945 --> 00:31:53,413 I can't believe he really left with her. 514 00:31:53,447 --> 00:31:55,282 They're probably out there playing fetch together 515 00:31:55,315 --> 00:31:56,483 as I speak. 516 00:31:57,417 --> 00:31:58,886 Ooh, he left me cheese! 517 00:32:00,654 --> 00:32:02,689 Ah, I can't stay mad at the guy. 518 00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:06,793 Help. 519 00:32:08,662 --> 00:32:09,931 Help. 520 00:32:09,964 --> 00:32:11,698 Superman? 521 00:32:22,576 --> 00:32:25,579 Pup, up, and away! 522 00:32:37,724 --> 00:32:39,760 What have you done to him? 523 00:32:41,963 --> 00:32:44,431 I see someone found his medicine. 524 00:32:44,464 --> 00:32:46,633 A tiny shard of green kryptonite 525 00:32:46,666 --> 00:32:49,971 cleverly concealed in a hunk of Jarlsberg. 526 00:32:50,004 --> 00:32:53,007 They always put it in the cheese. 527 00:32:57,410 --> 00:32:58,913 You took me away from Lex, 528 00:32:58,946 --> 00:33:01,916 so now I'm taking Superman away from you. 529 00:33:04,351 --> 00:33:05,585 Oh, uh, don't worry, 530 00:33:05,619 --> 00:33:07,587 this is only step one of my evil plan. 531 00:33:07,621 --> 00:33:08,789 There's more. 532 00:33:08,823 --> 00:33:09,824 No. 533 00:33:11,826 --> 00:33:15,362 Must protect Super... 534 00:33:33,147 --> 00:33:34,548 Superman! 535 00:33:34,581 --> 00:33:35,615 I have to find... 536 00:33:43,024 --> 00:33:45,392 Huh? 537 00:33:48,562 --> 00:33:49,729 Father. 538 00:33:49,763 --> 00:33:53,134 Yes, it is I, Dog-El. 539 00:33:53,167 --> 00:33:54,869 When you were just a puppy, 540 00:33:54,902 --> 00:33:58,371 I recorded all my knowledge in your collar. 541 00:33:58,405 --> 00:34:00,875 I know. You've always helped me in the past, 542 00:34:00,908 --> 00:34:02,509 and I could really use you now. 543 00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:05,745 Yes, it is I, Dog-El. 544 00:34:05,779 --> 00:34:07,815 We really need a skip-intro button. 545 00:34:07,849 --> 00:34:11,886 Talk to me, my son. What seems to be the problem? 546 00:34:11,919 --> 00:34:14,421 Superman. He's been captured. 547 00:34:15,589 --> 00:34:16,991 Hmm. 548 00:34:17,024 --> 00:34:20,828 I'm sorry. I know how close you are. 549 00:34:20,862 --> 00:34:23,831 Yeah, I mean, we were. 550 00:34:23,865 --> 00:34:26,666 Well, you just can't sit there feeling sad. 551 00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:28,702 You have to go rescue him. 552 00:34:28,735 --> 00:34:29,971 You're right. 553 00:34:30,004 --> 00:34:31,873 I'll save Superman, and when I do, 554 00:34:31,906 --> 00:34:34,674 he'll realize that I'm the only friend he ever needs. 555 00:34:34,708 --> 00:34:36,911 Uh... That's not exactly what I-- 556 00:34:36,944 --> 00:34:38,678 But how am I supposed to be a hero 557 00:34:38,712 --> 00:34:40,547 when I don't have my powers? 558 00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:43,717 It's not superpowers that make you a hero, Krypto. 559 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,485 That's not your problem. 560 00:34:45,518 --> 00:34:47,154 Then what is it? 561 00:34:47,188 --> 00:34:49,190 - Your problem is you. - You... 562 00:34:49,223 --> 00:34:51,859 Me? What do you mean, me? Father? 563 00:34:57,098 --> 00:34:58,199 A-ha! 564 00:34:58,232 --> 00:35:00,667 That must be the vile rodent. 565 00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:01,903 Don't worry, Superman, 566 00:35:01,936 --> 00:35:03,703 I won't rest until I rescue you. 567 00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:09,476 This is very restful. 568 00:35:09,509 --> 00:35:10,710 Yes. 569 00:35:16,017 --> 00:35:17,484 Whoops. 570 00:35:17,517 --> 00:35:19,186 We're gonna have to work on that. 571 00:35:19,220 --> 00:35:22,489 I never knew the stars could be this beautiful, 572 00:35:22,522 --> 00:35:23,991 and there's so many of them. 573 00:35:24,025 --> 00:35:26,027 Look, there's one. Oh, there's another one. 574 00:35:26,060 --> 00:35:27,794 Look, there's one, too. 575 00:35:27,828 --> 00:35:31,698 Eh! These stars are crap. Wait till we get to the farm. 576 00:35:31,731 --> 00:35:35,602 Yeah. Everything's better at the farm. 577 00:35:35,635 --> 00:35:37,704 Oh! Oh, yeah. 578 00:35:37,737 --> 00:35:39,240 Um, yeah, about... about the farm. 579 00:35:39,273 --> 00:35:40,707 See, understand this. 580 00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:42,709 There's always a literal interpretation 581 00:35:42,742 --> 00:35:44,011 and then... and then a more... 582 00:35:44,045 --> 00:35:46,613 Where is she? Where...? 583 00:35:46,646 --> 00:35:48,950 Where...? 584 00:35:48,983 --> 00:35:51,052 Okay. Where... Where is she? 585 00:35:53,087 --> 00:35:55,522 Okay. Where is she? 586 00:35:55,555 --> 00:35:56,857 Ugh. 587 00:35:56,891 --> 00:35:58,692 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 588 00:35:58,725 --> 00:36:02,229 I've, uh, I've never really run before. 589 00:36:02,263 --> 00:36:04,932 I... I usually "Pup, up, and away." 590 00:36:06,167 --> 00:36:07,600 Are you okay? 591 00:36:07,634 --> 00:36:09,170 I'm fine, I'm fine. 592 00:36:09,203 --> 00:36:12,106 I was just, uh, hit by a car a little. 593 00:36:12,139 --> 00:36:15,508 You never forget your first time. 594 00:36:19,013 --> 00:36:20,982 Wait a minute, where do I know you from? 595 00:36:21,015 --> 00:36:22,249 I can't put my paw on it. 596 00:36:22,283 --> 00:36:23,884 Where is she? 597 00:36:27,254 --> 00:36:31,624 Whoa. So, the powers I saw were yours? 598 00:36:31,658 --> 00:36:33,526 You hooligans can help me. 599 00:36:35,329 --> 00:36:38,165 Hurry, there isn't much time. We have to save Superman. 600 00:36:38,199 --> 00:36:39,566 Superman? 601 00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:43,570 Oh, of course! You're that super dork 602 00:36:43,603 --> 00:36:45,172 who got me thrown back in the slammer. 603 00:36:45,206 --> 00:36:47,875 What was it? Creepo? Crisco? What's your name? 604 00:36:47,908 --> 00:36:50,911 No. It's Krypto the Superdog! 605 00:36:50,945 --> 00:36:52,313 Oh! 606 00:36:52,346 --> 00:36:53,981 Well, it looks like we're both super now. 607 00:36:54,015 --> 00:36:55,715 You know, I still owe you a whuppin'. 608 00:36:55,749 --> 00:36:57,550 -Hi-yah! -Ow! 609 00:36:57,584 --> 00:36:59,020 That was my good eye. 610 00:36:59,053 --> 00:37:01,055 Now, wait. It was supposed to be a fair fight. 611 00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:02,823 Why didn't you block me with some freeze heat 612 00:37:02,857 --> 00:37:04,291 that was coming out your ears or something? 613 00:37:04,325 --> 00:37:06,127 Because, I... I... 614 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,628 I don't have my powers. 615 00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:10,264 What? 616 00:37:10,297 --> 00:37:13,167 I said I don't have my powers anymore. 617 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,668 Did ya...? 618 00:37:15,702 --> 00:37:16,937 You don't have your powers? 619 00:37:18,005 --> 00:37:19,206 Yeah, that's what's going on. 620 00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:20,774 You're just trying to use us now, 621 00:37:20,808 --> 00:37:22,742 because you can't handle it on your own. 622 00:37:22,776 --> 00:37:24,845 Look, I know these powers are new to you, 623 00:37:24,879 --> 00:37:27,680 but when one has an abundance of power... 624 00:37:27,714 --> 00:37:30,784 ...they have a certain duty to use that power to... 625 00:37:35,289 --> 00:37:37,324 Sorry. You were sayin' somethin'? 626 00:37:39,759 --> 00:37:42,796 I was making an inspiring hero speech. 627 00:37:47,935 --> 00:37:49,736 How much did you have to drink? 628 00:37:49,769 --> 00:37:52,073 I had two toilet bowls and a bidet. 629 00:37:52,106 --> 00:37:53,606 A bidet, too, which is, which is crazy. 630 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,909 I didn't even know that was a thing. 631 00:37:54,942 --> 00:37:56,377 But it's like a dog water fountain. 632 00:37:56,410 --> 00:37:58,745 You disgusting animal. 633 00:37:58,778 --> 00:38:00,181 Pack, let's roll out. 634 00:38:00,214 --> 00:38:02,615 I'll see you never, Narc Kent. 635 00:38:02,649 --> 00:38:04,717 No! My best friend is in danger, 636 00:38:04,751 --> 00:38:06,253 and you have to help me. 637 00:38:06,287 --> 00:38:08,155 Sorry, we got other plans. 638 00:38:08,189 --> 00:38:11,724 Good luck with your danger. We're going to the farm. 639 00:38:11,758 --> 00:38:15,229 Oh, yeah! Lettuce trees, baby! 640 00:38:15,262 --> 00:38:17,898 "Lettuce trees"? What's this farm called? 641 00:38:17,932 --> 00:38:19,266 The farm upstate. 642 00:38:20,267 --> 00:38:21,902 That sounds made-up. 643 00:38:21,936 --> 00:38:23,770 Oh, yeah? Well, how would you know? 644 00:38:23,804 --> 00:38:26,874 I grew up on a farm. In a town called Smallville. 645 00:38:26,907 --> 00:38:29,043 Now that sounds made-up. 646 00:38:29,076 --> 00:38:32,712 So, which way is this so-called farm? 647 00:38:32,745 --> 00:38:34,248 Well, it's upstate. 648 00:38:34,281 --> 00:38:37,017 So, that... that means it's... it's up, obviously. 649 00:38:37,051 --> 00:38:38,886 Okay. He's not telling you the-- 650 00:38:38,919 --> 00:38:40,254 Can I steal you for a sec? 651 00:38:42,923 --> 00:38:44,358 You lied about the farm, didn't you? 652 00:38:44,391 --> 00:38:47,261 Big time. Look, I had to give them some hope. 653 00:38:47,294 --> 00:38:49,363 - There's one there. - -No one was ever gonna adopt us. 654 00:38:49,396 --> 00:38:51,065 There's one, too. 655 00:38:51,098 --> 00:38:53,800 So, I promised them it would be their new home. 656 00:38:56,370 --> 00:38:59,373 You know, I'd be happy to take you and your friends to my farm. 657 00:39:01,375 --> 00:39:04,211 If you help me save Superman. 658 00:39:04,245 --> 00:39:06,914 Wait a minute. Is this blackmail? Are you blackmailing me? 659 00:39:06,947 --> 00:39:08,983 No. I'm just asking you for something, 660 00:39:09,016 --> 00:39:12,286 which I will reward you for by not revealing damaging information. 661 00:39:12,319 --> 00:39:15,422 That is literally the definition of blackmail. 662 00:39:15,456 --> 00:39:18,758 Fine. We'll help you get your dumb owner back. 663 00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:20,961 You got yourself a super team. 664 00:39:23,164 --> 00:39:24,797 Did someone just say super team? 665 00:39:24,832 --> 00:39:27,767 Yay. My destiny awaits. 666 00:39:29,769 --> 00:39:32,072 Terrifying villains, 667 00:39:32,106 --> 00:39:34,008 deadly assassins, 668 00:39:34,041 --> 00:39:36,310 I have come to recruit you 669 00:39:36,343 --> 00:39:39,880 for a siege of murderous savagery! 670 00:39:42,516 --> 00:39:45,252 My fellow, furrier, guinea pigs. 671 00:39:45,286 --> 00:39:48,489 I have sought you out because you are apex predators. 672 00:39:48,522 --> 00:39:50,391 Gods amongst men! 673 00:39:54,929 --> 00:39:58,232 Okay, look. Pig to pig, I need your help 674 00:39:58,265 --> 00:40:00,201 because my owner has gotten himself 675 00:40:00,234 --> 00:40:02,903 into a bit of a pickle. 676 00:40:02,937 --> 00:40:04,371 Thwarted by the Justice League, 677 00:40:04,405 --> 00:40:07,208 Lex Luthor now finds himself behind bars. 678 00:40:07,241 --> 00:40:09,210 I'll destroy you all! 679 00:40:09,243 --> 00:40:10,777 That's my best friend. 680 00:40:10,811 --> 00:40:12,313 And mentor. Best friend and mentor. 681 00:40:16,817 --> 00:40:18,953 Built to house fearsome superpowered criminals, 682 00:40:18,986 --> 00:40:20,221 Stryker's Island is the world's most 683 00:40:20,254 --> 00:40:21,922 inescapable prison. 684 00:40:21,956 --> 00:40:24,225 Which is where you dorks come in. 685 00:40:24,258 --> 00:40:27,061 You see, if I'm gonna get Lex outta that dump, 686 00:40:27,094 --> 00:40:28,761 I'm gonna need an army. 687 00:40:32,233 --> 00:40:35,803 Um, actually, I think we'd just rather stay here. 688 00:40:35,836 --> 00:40:37,204 Yeah, I mean, we get summers off, 689 00:40:37,238 --> 00:40:38,472 all-you-can-drink water. 690 00:40:42,810 --> 00:40:46,113 We even have Spanish class every miercoles. 691 00:40:46,146 --> 00:40:48,449 Oh, you have nothing... until you've licked 692 00:40:48,482 --> 00:40:51,919 from the cold steel straw of power. 693 00:41:01,562 --> 00:41:03,063 Not so fast. 694 00:41:03,097 --> 00:41:05,833 Lois Lane told us all about you, hamster. 695 00:41:05,866 --> 00:41:09,336 Hamster? A hamster is a... is a hacky sack! 696 00:41:09,370 --> 00:41:12,172 A hamster is a mouse that had too much for lunch! 697 00:41:12,206 --> 00:41:14,074 We are guinea pigs 698 00:41:14,108 --> 00:41:16,310 and when we're through with you, buster, you'll know it. 699 00:41:16,343 --> 00:41:17,478 Hmm. 700 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,503 What's going on? That was your cue to attack. 701 00:41:42,536 --> 00:41:45,272 Uh... Oh, sorry. I... I was waiting for him to go first. 702 00:41:45,306 --> 00:41:47,408 Yeah, but if I went first, your fire would melt my ice, 703 00:41:47,441 --> 00:41:49,877 so maybe the... the wing lady should go first? 704 00:41:49,910 --> 00:41:51,078 I have a name. 705 00:41:51,111 --> 00:41:53,113 But then I'd set her wings on fire, 706 00:41:53,147 --> 00:41:54,581 and I don't think any of us want that. 707 00:41:54,615 --> 00:41:56,917 Well, you don't want ice on wings. 708 00:41:56,950 --> 00:41:58,419 - Why? - They... It clogs the feathers. 709 00:41:58,452 --> 00:42:00,087 Just get him! 710 00:42:12,099 --> 00:42:13,434 Whoo! That was fun. 711 00:42:13,467 --> 00:42:16,170 Now then, let's go free Lex. 712 00:42:17,471 --> 00:42:19,039 Huh? 713 00:42:24,144 --> 00:42:25,446 This ends now, sister. 714 00:42:25,479 --> 00:42:28,082 I have you in my Lasso of Truth. 715 00:42:28,115 --> 00:42:30,017 Oh, you want the truth? 716 00:42:30,050 --> 00:42:31,585 The boots are a bit much. 717 00:42:44,164 --> 00:42:46,166 Is this really the best way to find Superman? 718 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,102 Because to me, this just seems gross. 719 00:42:48,135 --> 00:42:49,970 What do you mean, gross? 720 00:42:50,003 --> 00:42:51,638 Smelling stuff is one of the greatest joys of being a dog. 721 00:42:51,672 --> 00:42:53,440 Next to licking any part of your body. 722 00:42:53,474 --> 00:42:55,275 I mean, I lick myself all the time. 723 00:42:55,309 --> 00:42:57,144 Well, that explains the breath. 724 00:42:57,177 --> 00:42:59,513 You wanna find Lulu and rescue Captain Hair Gel, right? 725 00:42:59,546 --> 00:43:01,448 Well, I suggest you start sniffing. 726 00:43:01,482 --> 00:43:02,649 You know what they say, 727 00:43:02,683 --> 00:43:05,219 smell is the sight of the nose. 728 00:43:05,252 --> 00:43:06,487 No one says that. 729 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:07,955 Well, they should. Check it. 730 00:43:07,988 --> 00:43:09,957 Uh-huh. 731 00:43:09,990 --> 00:43:12,326 A poodle drooled right here. 732 00:43:12,359 --> 00:43:14,695 Someone threw a perfectly good pizza crust in that dumpster right there. 733 00:43:14,728 --> 00:43:17,264 And on that corner... 734 00:43:17,297 --> 00:43:19,500 That corner right there... Oh, no. Dang. 735 00:43:19,533 --> 00:43:21,935 A pigeon got her heart broken. I can still smell the hurt. 736 00:43:21,969 --> 00:43:23,637 She was a heavy crier. 737 00:43:23,670 --> 00:43:26,240 It's a superpower that every dog possesses. 738 00:43:26,273 --> 00:43:27,641 Even a wack one like you. 739 00:43:27,674 --> 00:43:29,710 I'm not wack. 740 00:43:29,743 --> 00:43:31,378 Oh! 741 00:43:35,249 --> 00:43:36,583 Ooh, is that a band-aid? 742 00:43:48,695 --> 00:43:51,532 -It's walk-o'clock. -What-oh-what? 743 00:43:51,565 --> 00:43:53,367 -Nothing. -Okay. 744 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,436 Because it sounded like a super adorable nickname 745 00:43:55,469 --> 00:43:57,337 you got for your walks with your owner. 746 00:43:57,371 --> 00:44:01,708 All right, maybe this is when me and Supes used to hang out. 747 00:44:01,742 --> 00:44:04,278 Every morning, since I was a puppy. 748 00:44:04,311 --> 00:44:07,181 Aw! Well, you might not have your Superman, 749 00:44:07,214 --> 00:44:08,615 but at least you have us. 750 00:44:08,649 --> 00:44:10,717 A whole super team! 751 00:44:10,751 --> 00:44:12,686 The Mighty Oink! 752 00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:14,221 Squirrelverine. 753 00:44:15,155 --> 00:44:16,557 Droolo. 754 00:44:16,590 --> 00:44:18,091 Seriously? Droolo? 755 00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:20,127 And wait, where's Shell-on-wheels? Shell? 756 00:44:21,361 --> 00:44:23,363 What's happenin', sweet cheeks? 757 00:44:25,365 --> 00:44:28,635 Ah, I get it. The strong, silent type. 758 00:44:28,669 --> 00:44:31,104 Who needs words? 759 00:44:31,138 --> 00:44:33,240 Man, I wish I still had my powers. 760 00:44:33,273 --> 00:44:35,042 Yeah, what happened to them anyway? 761 00:44:35,075 --> 00:44:36,410 I ate some green kryptonite. 762 00:44:36,443 --> 00:44:39,079 A Kryptonian's only weakness. 763 00:44:39,112 --> 00:44:41,448 Why would you eat your weakness, you dum-dum? 764 00:44:41,482 --> 00:44:43,784 It was in some cheese. 765 00:44:43,818 --> 00:44:46,653 A dog's only weakness. 766 00:44:46,687 --> 00:44:48,689 Well, I ate a toy dinosaur once. 767 00:44:48,722 --> 00:44:51,258 If we're goin' off that, I'd say you probably got a solid two days 768 00:44:51,291 --> 00:44:52,793 until that thing passes. 769 00:44:52,827 --> 00:44:55,229 Unless it's a stegosaurus, and then you just pray. 770 00:44:55,262 --> 00:44:56,663 You guys, look! 771 00:45:02,636 --> 00:45:04,771 M'kay, Wonder Woman will stop her. 772 00:45:06,540 --> 00:45:07,741 Goddess, no! 773 00:45:09,710 --> 00:45:10,744 Um... 774 00:45:13,747 --> 00:45:15,249 That sounded like a bone breaking. 775 00:45:16,851 --> 00:45:18,552 Is that even how it works? 776 00:45:22,623 --> 00:45:24,691 I guess it's down to us. 777 00:45:24,725 --> 00:45:27,194 Who's ready to go save my best friend? 778 00:45:27,227 --> 00:45:29,730 You want us to fight her? 779 00:45:29,763 --> 00:45:32,299 She just took out the whole Justice League! 780 00:45:32,332 --> 00:45:34,701 And they all have opposable thumbs. 781 00:45:34,735 --> 00:45:38,639 Remember me when I'm gone, Fabrizio. 782 00:45:42,576 --> 00:45:45,345 Guys, relax. We'll be fine. 783 00:45:50,517 --> 00:45:52,486 Why are they so mad? 784 00:45:57,658 --> 00:45:59,459 You see? Totally fine. 785 00:46:00,895 --> 00:46:03,730 Now, let's hero up. 786 00:46:03,764 --> 00:46:05,766 All right, team, what are your stats? 787 00:46:05,799 --> 00:46:08,435 Like, my powers include heat vision, freeze breath... 788 00:46:08,468 --> 00:46:10,737 And don't forget the Solar Paw Punch. 789 00:46:12,573 --> 00:46:14,107 What is that? 790 00:46:14,141 --> 00:46:16,243 Is that like a juice box flavor or something? 791 00:46:16,276 --> 00:46:19,680 No, it's Krypto's most powerful move. 792 00:46:19,713 --> 00:46:22,349 It requires him to fly directly to the sun 793 00:46:22,382 --> 00:46:24,551 and absorb its deadly radiation, 794 00:46:24,585 --> 00:46:26,153 turning himself into 795 00:46:26,186 --> 00:46:29,323 a dog-shaped thermal energy event. 796 00:46:29,356 --> 00:46:32,593 Not even Superman himself has tried it. 797 00:46:32,626 --> 00:46:34,461 Because he doesn't have paws? 798 00:46:34,494 --> 00:46:36,797 Because it's not something you come back from. 799 00:46:36,831 --> 00:46:39,199 The punch causes a blast which takes out 800 00:46:39,232 --> 00:46:41,168 not only the villain who gets hit with the blow, 801 00:46:41,201 --> 00:46:43,770 but the hero who throws it. 802 00:46:43,805 --> 00:46:45,639 Sounds like a terrible power. 803 00:46:45,672 --> 00:46:46,808 Does sound like a good juice box, though. 804 00:46:46,841 --> 00:46:48,475 I would drink the juice box. 805 00:46:48,508 --> 00:46:51,278 Okay, enough mayhem. Thank you. We gotta go... 806 00:46:52,245 --> 00:46:54,514 My goodness! 807 00:46:54,548 --> 00:46:56,483 Look who's alive! 808 00:46:56,516 --> 00:46:58,920 Well, let's correct that little oversight, shall we? 809 00:47:08,428 --> 00:47:09,897 Ace, deploy canine shield. 810 00:47:09,931 --> 00:47:11,465 What is a canine...? 811 00:47:16,336 --> 00:47:17,304 Evade! 812 00:47:21,341 --> 00:47:22,542 Excellent shielding. 813 00:47:22,576 --> 00:47:24,511 That seemed incredibly painful. 814 00:47:25,679 --> 00:47:27,614 Anybody wanna switch powers? 815 00:47:29,583 --> 00:47:30,684 You're up, pig. 816 00:47:30,717 --> 00:47:32,719 Okay, PB, think big! 817 00:47:43,597 --> 00:47:44,966 Squirrel, light 'em up. 818 00:47:48,669 --> 00:47:50,537 No, no, no. I can't. 819 00:47:50,570 --> 00:47:51,873 Of course you can. 820 00:47:51,906 --> 00:47:53,507 I mean, what's the worst that could happen? 821 00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:56,811 I could hurt someone. Or they could hurt me. 822 00:47:56,844 --> 00:48:00,247 Or maybe me freezing like this is the worst thing. 823 00:48:04,618 --> 00:48:05,752 Turtle, use your speed and get them-- 824 00:48:05,786 --> 00:48:06,821 On it. 825 00:48:14,561 --> 00:48:15,796 Where the am I? 826 00:48:18,833 --> 00:48:21,234 You guys are terrible superheroes. 827 00:48:21,268 --> 00:48:24,705 I don't understand why you're not getting this. 828 00:48:24,738 --> 00:48:27,809 Yeah, well, there's a lot that you don't understand about us, you fool. 829 00:48:27,842 --> 00:48:29,676 Maybe if you paid attention to... Huh? 830 00:48:29,710 --> 00:48:31,578 - Oh, I'm paying attention. - Help. 831 00:48:31,611 --> 00:48:33,014 One-hundo percent attention. 832 00:48:33,047 --> 00:48:35,682 So thick and swole, his abs. 833 00:48:35,716 --> 00:48:36,884 His abs. 834 00:48:54,534 --> 00:48:57,004 Risky move for a dog with no powers. 835 00:48:57,038 --> 00:48:59,006 Some would say heroic. 836 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,908 I would say dumb. 837 00:49:00,942 --> 00:49:02,609 Where is Superman? 838 00:49:02,642 --> 00:49:05,012 I'm not telling. 839 00:49:05,046 --> 00:49:07,547 Classic evil. Lex would be so proud. 840 00:49:07,581 --> 00:49:09,316 This is really about Lex Luthor? 841 00:49:09,349 --> 00:49:11,551 Don't you understand? He was testing on you. 842 00:49:11,585 --> 00:49:14,788 We were colleagues. We were scientists together. 843 00:49:14,822 --> 00:49:17,624 You were the guinea pig. Your hair fell out. 844 00:49:18,926 --> 00:49:22,362 Yeah. Just like his did. Lex needed me. 845 00:49:22,395 --> 00:49:24,631 That's more than I can say for your Superman. 846 00:49:24,664 --> 00:49:26,968 Superman needed me. He... he needs me. 847 00:49:27,001 --> 00:49:28,535 Does he? 848 00:49:28,568 --> 00:49:30,470 Because I'm pretty sure he's gonna get 849 00:49:30,504 --> 00:49:33,440 everything he needs from his... 850 00:49:34,641 --> 00:49:36,309 fiancee. 851 00:49:39,446 --> 00:49:40,815 Oh, no. 852 00:49:40,848 --> 00:49:42,950 You didn't know they were getting married. 853 00:49:42,984 --> 00:49:45,452 I really am sorry, 'cause this must be 854 00:49:45,485 --> 00:49:48,355 so painful to have to hear this from me. 855 00:49:48,388 --> 00:49:49,790 No. You're lying. 856 00:49:49,824 --> 00:49:51,558 Am I? Huh. 857 00:49:51,591 --> 00:49:53,393 Well, then why did this little bauble 858 00:49:53,426 --> 00:49:54,862 fall out of his Underoos 859 00:49:54,896 --> 00:49:56,730 the night I took him down? 860 00:49:56,763 --> 00:49:58,465 Look at it. 861 00:49:58,498 --> 00:50:00,634 The cut's fine but the clarity is murky as heck. 862 00:50:00,667 --> 00:50:02,769 Face it, Wonder Mutt, you're too late. 863 00:50:02,804 --> 00:50:05,907 Your boy's getting hitched. And that means... 864 00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:07,474 Bye-bye, dog. 865 00:50:08,575 --> 00:50:10,410 But don't worry, 866 00:50:10,443 --> 00:50:12,113 if Superman doesn't have room in his life for you anymore, 867 00:50:12,146 --> 00:50:15,817 I'm sure you can, uh, crash at the Hall of Justice. 868 00:50:28,695 --> 00:50:31,631 Wow! She threw that dog real far. 869 00:50:31,665 --> 00:50:34,135 You know what's funny? For a minute, I was worried 870 00:50:34,168 --> 00:50:37,437 when I saw that the orange kryptonite gave you powers, 871 00:50:37,470 --> 00:50:40,674 but then I remembered, uh, you're you. 872 00:50:40,707 --> 00:50:43,110 Come on, let's go, little piggies. 873 00:50:43,144 --> 00:50:45,579 What did I tell you? Isn't this better than Spanish class? 874 00:50:45,612 --> 00:50:46,746 Si. 875 00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:53,720 Hey, Lois Lane. 876 00:50:53,753 --> 00:50:55,722 Always nice to see ya. 877 00:50:55,755 --> 00:50:57,825 Talk, Lex. I know you're behind this. 878 00:50:59,759 --> 00:51:03,164 Impressive destruction, but not my work. 879 00:51:03,197 --> 00:51:05,465 Your name is literally on the monster. 880 00:51:08,169 --> 00:51:12,039 Looks like one of my little babies is all grown up. 881 00:51:12,073 --> 00:51:13,841 That's creepy. 882 00:51:13,875 --> 00:51:16,443 Spill it, Lex. What have you done with Superman? 883 00:51:16,476 --> 00:51:19,746 Wherever Superman is, it's got nothing to do with me, 884 00:51:19,779 --> 00:51:22,782 or my company, LexCorp International. 885 00:51:40,234 --> 00:51:42,702 Hey! Stop chewing on that Batarang. 886 00:51:42,736 --> 00:51:45,039 Bruce Wayne paid a lot of money for that, 887 00:51:45,072 --> 00:51:48,075 and then gave it to me as a present. 888 00:51:48,109 --> 00:51:50,744 Vic, can you override their defenses? 889 00:51:50,777 --> 00:51:52,579 I can't do anything 890 00:51:52,612 --> 00:51:54,882 while they got me stuck in airplane mode. 891 00:51:54,916 --> 00:51:57,184 All those protocols for an alien invasion, 892 00:51:57,218 --> 00:51:59,020 nothing for little furballs. 893 00:51:59,053 --> 00:52:03,190 These quadrupedal land maniacs have made a giant mistake 894 00:52:03,224 --> 00:52:05,692 messing with the King of... Oh, whoa! 895 00:52:05,725 --> 00:52:07,661 Hey, hold on. Is that fish food? 896 00:52:09,230 --> 00:52:11,564 Aw, someone was hungy. 897 00:52:11,598 --> 00:52:15,535 Lex Luthor denies involvement, but is quote "team bad guy." 898 00:52:15,568 --> 00:52:18,571 Luckily, Superman's dog is on our team. 899 00:52:18,605 --> 00:52:20,507 Krypto? 900 00:52:20,540 --> 00:52:24,178 Of course, Superman's dog he makes out with. He'll save us. 901 00:52:24,211 --> 00:52:25,578 No. 902 00:52:25,612 --> 00:52:26,981 He doesn't have his powers. 903 00:52:29,716 --> 00:52:31,819 But those other animals do. 904 00:52:31,852 --> 00:52:34,989 And... and like, can't Krypto work with them to... to save Metropolis? 905 00:52:35,022 --> 00:52:36,690 Yeah, about that. 906 00:52:36,723 --> 00:52:39,860 He's not the greatest with other animals. 907 00:52:39,894 --> 00:52:41,896 He better get it together soon, 908 00:52:41,929 --> 00:52:44,865 or those ferrets are gonna take over the world. 909 00:52:47,701 --> 00:52:48,869 Is he okay? 910 00:52:51,005 --> 00:52:53,040 Looks like he's still breathing. 911 00:52:53,074 --> 00:52:54,541 Yep. He's alive. 912 00:52:54,574 --> 00:52:55,876 Pay up, dog. 913 00:52:59,046 --> 00:53:01,681 You bet on if I was alive? 914 00:53:01,715 --> 00:53:03,851 Nope. I bet on if you were dead. 915 00:53:03,884 --> 00:53:05,785 I bet you were horribly maimed. 916 00:53:05,820 --> 00:53:08,055 - What a fun game. - Hey! 917 00:53:08,089 --> 00:53:10,191 So, what, uh, what is this place anyway? 918 00:53:10,224 --> 00:53:11,993 Is this some type of fancy DMV? 919 00:53:12,026 --> 00:53:15,129 Are you kidding? It's the Hall of Justice. 920 00:53:15,162 --> 00:53:18,132 This is where the Justice League hangs out. 921 00:53:18,165 --> 00:53:20,034 I bet they're all super tight buds, 922 00:53:20,067 --> 00:53:21,668 and they, like, try on each other's clothes 923 00:53:21,701 --> 00:53:23,304 and then they eat, like, really fun snacks, 924 00:53:23,337 --> 00:53:26,073 and then they probably just tell each other everything. 925 00:53:27,241 --> 00:53:30,543 Yeah. Everything. 926 00:53:37,918 --> 00:53:40,121 He seems sad and defeated. 927 00:53:40,154 --> 00:53:42,323 So, it is a DMV. 928 00:53:42,356 --> 00:53:44,992 Maybe one of us should go talk to him. 929 00:53:45,026 --> 00:53:46,227 Not it. 930 00:53:46,260 --> 00:53:49,063 Ace, you always know what to say. 931 00:54:14,188 --> 00:54:15,588 Watch out for the... 932 00:54:15,622 --> 00:54:17,091 ...invisible jet. 933 00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,963 I just want to be alone. 934 00:54:22,997 --> 00:54:25,632 This is the best place to watch the sunset. 935 00:54:25,665 --> 00:54:28,269 You wanna be alone, why don't you go someplace uglier? 936 00:54:28,302 --> 00:54:30,871 Besides, don't you wanna save your Superman? 937 00:54:30,905 --> 00:54:32,605 Of course I do. 938 00:54:32,639 --> 00:54:34,607 He's my best friend. 939 00:54:34,641 --> 00:54:36,043 At least I thought he was. 940 00:54:37,278 --> 00:54:39,346 Things are changing so fast, 941 00:54:39,380 --> 00:54:42,083 he didn't even tell me he was getting married. 942 00:54:42,116 --> 00:54:43,884 That's what's got your leash all twisted, huh? 943 00:54:45,986 --> 00:54:48,956 Yeah, well, people are complicated. 944 00:54:50,091 --> 00:54:51,225 How would you know? 945 00:54:52,226 --> 00:54:53,194 Nah, forget it. 946 00:55:01,135 --> 00:55:03,070 You had an owner. 947 00:55:05,206 --> 00:55:07,041 Right. That's your business. 948 00:55:07,074 --> 00:55:08,275 I am not gonna pry. 949 00:55:11,145 --> 00:55:12,313 Was he nice? 950 00:55:15,748 --> 00:55:17,084 They. 951 00:55:17,118 --> 00:55:19,053 My owner was a family. 952 00:55:19,086 --> 00:55:22,356 ♪ We all come from somewhere♪ 953 00:55:22,389 --> 00:55:25,259 ♪ Even when you know where ♪ 954 00:55:25,292 --> 00:55:26,726 A mom, 955 00:55:27,328 --> 00:55:28,395 a dad, 956 00:55:29,430 --> 00:55:30,697 and her. 957 00:55:33,934 --> 00:55:36,937 ♪ You can count on me ♪ 958 00:55:36,971 --> 00:55:39,772 ♪ And I can count on you ♪ 959 00:55:39,807 --> 00:55:43,676 ♪ That's what friends do ♪ 960 00:55:45,312 --> 00:55:49,016 ♪ Life can be a long maze ♪ 961 00:55:49,049 --> 00:55:52,153 ♪ Filled with good and bad days ♪ 962 00:55:52,186 --> 00:55:55,256 ♪ Walls can make you feel safe ♪ 963 00:55:55,289 --> 00:56:00,227 ♪ But they'll block the view ♪ 964 00:56:00,261 --> 00:56:03,230 ♪ You can count on me ♪ 965 00:56:03,264 --> 00:56:06,033 ♪ And I can count on you ♪ 966 00:56:06,066 --> 00:56:09,136 ♪ That's what friends do ♪ 967 00:56:11,305 --> 00:56:16,343 ♪ You'll see, that when your heart feels hollow ♪ 968 00:56:16,377 --> 00:56:19,880 ♪ That only means there's room ♪ 969 00:56:19,914 --> 00:56:23,984 ♪ To dream a different dream ♪ 970 00:56:24,018 --> 00:56:29,323 ♪ So set it free and smile through the sorrow ♪ 971 00:56:29,356 --> 00:56:35,362 ♪ You'll be the brightest light this world has ever seen ♪ 972 00:56:35,396 --> 00:56:38,866 Ace, what you did for that little girl... 973 00:56:38,899 --> 00:56:41,502 Nah. It was nothin'. 974 00:56:41,535 --> 00:56:44,038 I just did what any dog would do. 975 00:56:44,071 --> 00:56:46,941 And they just gave you away? 976 00:56:46,974 --> 00:56:48,375 I don't blame them. 977 00:56:48,409 --> 00:56:50,878 They were just protecting their kid. 978 00:56:50,911 --> 00:56:52,446 But you saved her. 979 00:56:52,479 --> 00:56:54,048 And I'd do it again. 980 00:56:55,316 --> 00:56:56,783 Worst day of my life, 981 00:56:56,817 --> 00:56:58,385 but I wouldn't change a thing about it. 982 00:56:58,986 --> 00:57:00,120 Why not? 983 00:57:00,154 --> 00:57:02,489 Well, when you love somebody, 984 00:57:02,523 --> 00:57:04,992 and I mean, you really love them, 985 00:57:05,025 --> 00:57:07,161 you gotta be willing to do anything for 'em. 986 00:57:08,562 --> 00:57:10,364 Even if that means letting them go. 987 00:57:12,132 --> 00:57:13,467 Even if it hurts? 988 00:57:15,002 --> 00:57:17,271 Especially then. 989 00:57:17,304 --> 00:57:19,772 You know what they say about dogs, don't you? 990 00:57:19,807 --> 00:57:21,275 Never feed us chocolate. 991 00:57:22,309 --> 00:57:23,844 We love unconditionally. 992 00:57:39,026 --> 00:57:40,261 Excuse me, sir. 993 00:57:43,063 --> 00:57:45,032 I am really bad at this. 994 00:57:45,065 --> 00:57:46,300 That's just because 995 00:57:46,333 --> 00:57:48,068 you're still learning your powers. 996 00:57:48,102 --> 00:57:50,437 Every hero struggles like this. 997 00:57:50,471 --> 00:57:53,240 Until they have their training montage. 998 00:58:19,900 --> 00:58:22,970 They're gonna need a longer montage. 999 00:58:23,003 --> 00:58:25,439 Those guys, well, they suck visibly. 1000 00:58:25,472 --> 00:58:28,842 Yes, I... I can agree with you there, 1001 00:58:28,876 --> 00:58:30,411 but they're stronger than you think. 1002 00:58:31,912 --> 00:58:34,415 PB just needs to love herself 1003 00:58:34,448 --> 00:58:36,183 as much as she loves everyone else. 1004 00:58:37,484 --> 00:58:39,520 Chip needs to feel safe. 1005 00:58:39,553 --> 00:58:42,156 And Merton... 1006 00:58:42,189 --> 00:58:44,258 Merton needs leafy greens. 1007 00:58:44,291 --> 00:58:45,392 You really know them, huh? 1008 00:58:45,426 --> 00:58:46,894 It's called listenin'. 1009 00:58:46,927 --> 00:58:48,329 You learn a lot about someone 1010 00:58:48,362 --> 00:58:50,998 when you're locked up with them forever. 1011 00:58:51,031 --> 00:58:52,499 Wait a minute. 1012 00:58:52,533 --> 00:58:55,202 Lulu was in the shelter with you, too. 1013 00:58:55,235 --> 00:58:56,470 What did you learn about her? 1014 00:58:56,503 --> 00:58:58,205 All that guinea pig ever talked about 1015 00:58:58,238 --> 00:58:59,907 was world domination 1016 00:58:59,940 --> 00:59:02,476 and some bald dude with nice hands. 1017 00:59:02,509 --> 00:59:04,311 Lex. 1018 00:59:04,345 --> 00:59:07,281 Of course. Stryker's Island. 1019 00:59:07,314 --> 00:59:09,416 She must be going there to spring him. 1020 00:59:09,450 --> 00:59:11,518 Not if we get there first. Come on! 1021 00:59:11,552 --> 00:59:12,619 Watch out for the... 1022 00:59:14,188 --> 00:59:16,957 Invisible jet. Yep. 1023 00:59:16,990 --> 00:59:18,525 Maybe put up a sign. 1024 00:59:18,559 --> 00:59:20,260 Or rope it off. 1025 00:59:20,294 --> 00:59:21,895 Maybe some cones. 1026 00:59:24,264 --> 00:59:27,201 Intruders. Intruders. 1027 00:59:27,234 --> 00:59:29,203 Adorable intruders. 1028 00:59:30,571 --> 00:59:33,640 They are so cute. 1029 00:59:33,674 --> 00:59:37,177 No. That's my robot brother. 1030 00:59:38,112 --> 00:59:39,546 This is it. 1031 00:59:39,580 --> 00:59:41,648 Finally, the two great minds of our generation, 1032 00:59:41,682 --> 00:59:43,417 back together. 1033 00:59:43,450 --> 00:59:45,419 Your pet is coming for you, Lexi. 1034 00:59:47,154 --> 00:59:49,690 Oh, no! Oh, gosh! Cheese and crackers! 1035 01:00:00,667 --> 01:00:03,604 Oh, my gosh. Wonder Woman has sat, like, right where I'm sitting. 1036 01:00:03,637 --> 01:00:05,472 Actually, I feel like I am her 1037 01:00:05,506 --> 01:00:07,408 because I'm just, like, in her stance, I'm in her seat. 1038 01:00:07,441 --> 01:00:09,443 And there's a peanut wedged in the crack of the seat. 1039 01:00:09,476 --> 01:00:11,245 And now I'm eating her peanut. 1040 01:00:11,278 --> 01:00:13,647 More importantly, can a dog fly a plane? 1041 01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:16,617 Of course. I can fly. This can fly. 1042 01:00:16,650 --> 01:00:18,585 It'll be just like riding a bike. 1043 01:00:18,619 --> 01:00:20,521 Do you know how to ride a bike? 1044 01:00:20,554 --> 01:00:22,256 No, I know how to fly. 1045 01:00:23,457 --> 01:00:25,092 Relax, we'll be fine. 1046 01:00:27,060 --> 01:00:28,495 Stop saying that! 1047 01:00:28,529 --> 01:00:30,063 We're never fine! 1048 01:00:47,748 --> 01:00:50,451 Who shot us down? 1049 01:00:50,484 --> 01:00:53,420 Wonder Woman's invisible jet is invisible. 1050 01:00:53,454 --> 01:00:55,622 It's really more transparent. 1051 01:00:59,593 --> 01:01:01,361 Whiskers? 1052 01:01:01,395 --> 01:01:03,630 Out of the way, cat child. We have to get to Stryker's. 1053 01:01:03,664 --> 01:01:06,767 Sorry, I can't do that. Lulu saved my life. 1054 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,335 Now, I must take yours. 1055 01:01:08,735 --> 01:01:10,003 Goodbye. 1056 01:01:16,510 --> 01:01:18,011 ♪ La-di-da-di-da ♪ 1057 01:01:26,386 --> 01:01:27,387 In here. 1058 01:01:30,491 --> 01:01:32,092 Okay. Everybody stay quiet. 1059 01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:34,027 Uh-oh. 1060 01:01:34,061 --> 01:01:35,629 -What "oh"? -I'm gonna... 1061 01:01:35,662 --> 01:01:37,130 No, never mind. 1062 01:01:37,164 --> 01:01:38,398 No, wait, never mind. 1063 01:01:38,432 --> 01:01:39,600 Never mind, never mind. 1064 01:01:43,604 --> 01:01:47,074 What's happening, handsome? 1065 01:01:47,107 --> 01:01:49,142 Come on, we're both grown-ups. 1066 01:01:49,176 --> 01:01:50,577 Don't leave me hanging, okay? 1067 01:01:53,514 --> 01:01:55,682 Ay, she's going to see us. 1068 01:01:57,284 --> 01:01:59,219 PB, I'm gonna need you 1069 01:01:59,253 --> 01:02:00,822 to get a little smaller. 1070 01:02:00,855 --> 01:02:03,790 I know, I just can't control it. 1071 01:02:03,825 --> 01:02:09,363 Even with powers, I'm nothing like Wonder Woman. 1072 01:02:09,396 --> 01:02:13,835 One, two, kitty's coming for you. 1073 01:02:13,868 --> 01:02:17,337 PB, there's something you should know about Wonder Woman. 1074 01:02:17,371 --> 01:02:19,106 Praise be her name. 1075 01:02:19,139 --> 01:02:21,742 Diana is fiercely independent, completely her own woman. 1076 01:02:21,775 --> 01:02:23,644 And if you really wanna be like her, 1077 01:02:23,677 --> 01:02:25,045 you'll be yourself. 1078 01:02:36,623 --> 01:02:39,293 I'm gonna rip you limb from limb. 1079 01:02:39,326 --> 01:02:41,762 Okay, Chip, time to light that kitty up. 1080 01:02:41,795 --> 01:02:45,299 But what if the demonic laser gato devours me? 1081 01:02:45,332 --> 01:02:46,300 Or all of us? 1082 01:02:46,333 --> 01:02:47,701 Or she only spares me, 1083 01:02:47,734 --> 01:02:50,838 and I forever carry the guilt of survival? 1084 01:02:50,872 --> 01:02:53,206 Chip, we all go to dark places. 1085 01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,609 I thought about throwing Lois Lane in the ocean. 1086 01:02:55,642 --> 01:02:57,611 But you can't spend the rest of your life 1087 01:02:57,644 --> 01:02:59,546 stuck in your own head. 1088 01:02:59,580 --> 01:03:00,882 You're right. 1089 01:03:00,915 --> 01:03:03,116 It is really scary in here. 1090 01:03:04,284 --> 01:03:06,720 Okay. You can do this, Chip. 1091 01:03:07,621 --> 01:03:09,222 Get out of your head! 1092 01:03:15,596 --> 01:03:18,599 All right, let's get to the bottom of Merton. 1093 01:03:18,632 --> 01:03:21,535 It all started in Central City, 1854. 1094 01:03:23,637 --> 01:03:26,139 I'm just a sweet little purr-purr baby. 1095 01:03:26,173 --> 01:03:27,574 Why won't you play with me? 1096 01:03:29,576 --> 01:03:31,645 And I had a whole period in the '60s 1097 01:03:31,678 --> 01:03:33,447 where I was basically a full-time alchemist. 1098 01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:35,749 Merton, we don't have time. 1099 01:03:35,782 --> 01:03:38,185 Here. Try these. 1100 01:03:39,954 --> 01:03:41,688 Whoa! 1101 01:03:41,722 --> 01:03:43,825 None of you are turtles! 1102 01:03:43,858 --> 01:03:46,727 This explains so much! 1103 01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:48,629 Super-Pets, 1104 01:03:48,662 --> 01:03:50,464 come out to play. 1105 01:03:53,367 --> 01:03:56,470 That monster is lucky I don't have my heat vision. 1106 01:03:56,503 --> 01:03:58,572 Good thing you've got something better. 1107 01:03:58,605 --> 01:03:59,573 What's that? 1108 01:03:59,606 --> 01:04:00,674 Us, you idiot. 1109 01:04:04,912 --> 01:04:07,447 Okay, pack. I have a plan. 1110 01:04:18,860 --> 01:04:19,894 See you in heck. 1111 01:04:34,708 --> 01:04:36,309 What's the matter? 1112 01:04:36,343 --> 01:04:37,744 Cat got your tongue? 1113 01:04:39,914 --> 01:04:41,214 Now! 1114 01:04:48,422 --> 01:04:50,590 Boom-boom-boom. Here I go. 1115 01:04:50,624 --> 01:04:52,526 Mrs. Fast Pants. 1116 01:05:11,678 --> 01:05:12,713 Mm. 1117 01:05:30,764 --> 01:05:31,966 Meow, meow, buh-bye. 1118 01:05:39,639 --> 01:05:40,640 Uh-oh. 1119 01:05:49,851 --> 01:05:51,919 I still have eight more lives. 1120 01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:54,788 Come on. 1121 01:05:54,822 --> 01:05:56,356 How fun was that? 1122 01:05:56,389 --> 01:05:58,358 A missile was shot into my chest! 1123 01:05:58,391 --> 01:05:59,659 Uh, that's one way to put it. 1124 01:05:59,693 --> 01:06:00,995 There's no other way to put it. 1125 01:06:01,028 --> 01:06:03,697 A missile was just shot into my chest. 1126 01:06:03,730 --> 01:06:06,566 The threat was neutered, thanks to Krypto and friends. 1127 01:06:07,501 --> 01:06:09,402 This is amazing! 1128 01:06:09,436 --> 01:06:12,807 -Yes! Humanity is saved. -No! 1129 01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:15,742 My baby made friends. 1130 01:06:19,579 --> 01:06:21,381 If you all had pets, you'd understand. 1131 01:06:21,414 --> 01:06:24,018 You know, I had a cheetah once, but she ate my landlord. 1132 01:06:24,051 --> 01:06:26,319 And tore up my couch. 1133 01:06:26,353 --> 01:06:27,754 Man, I loved that couch. 1134 01:06:27,788 --> 01:06:30,590 On the planet Oa, I thought I had a pet raccoon, 1135 01:06:30,624 --> 01:06:32,059 but he thought we were dating. 1136 01:06:32,093 --> 01:06:34,694 All the creatures of the sea are my friends. 1137 01:06:34,728 --> 01:06:38,331 Except for that one eel who knows what he did. 1138 01:06:38,365 --> 01:06:40,700 Yeah, I'm not really an animal guy. 1139 01:06:40,734 --> 01:06:42,636 Oh! Are you allergic or...? 1140 01:06:42,669 --> 01:06:45,873 As a child, I fell into a well filled with bats. 1141 01:06:45,907 --> 01:06:47,909 I can still hear the screams 1142 01:06:47,942 --> 01:06:50,677 as their dark wings flapped around me, 1143 01:06:50,710 --> 01:06:53,380 scratching my chubby, childish flesh. 1144 01:06:53,413 --> 01:06:55,782 I'm tormented every waking moment. 1145 01:06:58,886 --> 01:07:01,055 I really think a pet would be good for you. 1146 01:07:08,062 --> 01:07:09,629 I got Lulu's scent. 1147 01:07:09,663 --> 01:07:10,965 She's this way. 1148 01:07:10,998 --> 01:07:13,868 Well, look at you being a dog. 1149 01:07:13,901 --> 01:07:16,636 Also, the prisoners had egg salad for lunch... 1150 01:07:16,670 --> 01:07:18,572 and down that hall... 1151 01:07:18,605 --> 01:07:20,007 Oh, dang, 1152 01:07:20,041 --> 01:07:21,608 I think a robot guard got his heart broken. 1153 01:07:22,844 --> 01:07:24,511 Dolores. 1154 01:07:27,982 --> 01:07:31,118 I'll admit, sometimes it can be a little too specific. 1155 01:07:35,722 --> 01:07:37,925 Lex! I'm here! 1156 01:07:39,060 --> 01:07:41,628 -We're finally reunited. -Halt. 1157 01:07:43,130 --> 01:07:46,766 Ah. The student returns to the teacher. 1158 01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:48,768 Oh, good. Your marmot baby. 1159 01:07:48,802 --> 01:07:50,437 Shove it. 1160 01:07:50,470 --> 01:07:52,439 I'm his favorite henchman, not you, you piece of... 1161 01:07:56,210 --> 01:07:58,645 Now, I have a present for you. 1162 01:07:58,678 --> 01:08:01,048 Um, it's not here, but I have pictures of it. 1163 01:08:01,082 --> 01:08:02,749 Loser, loser. 1164 01:08:02,782 --> 01:08:04,484 Look at all their dumb outfits. 1165 01:08:04,517 --> 01:08:08,089 Huh. My evil plan to take out the Justice League. 1166 01:08:08,122 --> 01:08:11,025 Wow! You really did study. 1167 01:08:11,058 --> 01:08:13,928 Ooh! And wait until you see this. 1168 01:08:13,961 --> 01:08:16,463 Okay, I don't know how that got in there. 1169 01:08:16,496 --> 01:08:17,899 No one wants that, right? 1170 01:08:17,932 --> 01:08:20,067 Well, clearly, I've been hacked. 1171 01:08:20,101 --> 01:08:22,103 Okay, let's get you out of here. 1172 01:08:22,136 --> 01:08:24,171 Oh, I can't believe this is finally happening. 1173 01:08:24,205 --> 01:08:26,207 I can't believe this is actually happening. 1174 01:08:35,016 --> 01:08:36,683 This ends now, rodent. 1175 01:08:36,716 --> 01:08:39,086 You were just defeated by... Let me remember it. 1176 01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:41,554 The League of Super-Pets. 1177 01:08:41,588 --> 01:08:43,190 Brring, brring. Hello, who's there? 1178 01:08:43,224 --> 01:08:44,892 Uh, the League of Super-Pets. 1179 01:08:44,926 --> 01:08:47,694 Give it up, Lulu. It's over. 1180 01:08:47,727 --> 01:08:50,530 You idiots. You're actually getting the hang of this. 1181 01:08:50,563 --> 01:08:52,867 I'm toast. I'm a goner. 1182 01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:53,968 Not. 1183 01:08:56,270 --> 01:08:58,538 No! 1184 01:08:58,571 --> 01:09:00,774 One more step and the puppy gets it. 1185 01:09:01,909 --> 01:09:03,710 Unless your friends 1186 01:09:03,743 --> 01:09:06,213 walk into those cells over there. 1187 01:09:06,247 --> 01:09:07,982 Ace, attack. I'll be fine. 1188 01:09:08,015 --> 01:09:09,817 You'll be a pancake. 1189 01:09:09,850 --> 01:09:11,618 Okay, I'm gonna count to three 1190 01:09:11,651 --> 01:09:13,220 and I'll start at two 'cause I'm evil. 1191 01:09:13,254 --> 01:09:14,221 Two... 1192 01:09:14,255 --> 01:09:16,157 All right, Lulu. You win. 1193 01:09:16,190 --> 01:09:18,525 No! Don't listen to her. 1194 01:09:18,558 --> 01:09:19,994 What choice do we have? 1195 01:09:20,027 --> 01:09:22,163 Oh, I didn't know they were gonna be so sad. 1196 01:09:23,596 --> 01:09:25,765 He doesn't wanna go in the cage, 1197 01:09:25,799 --> 01:09:29,136 but he has to, to save the other one. 1198 01:09:29,170 --> 01:09:31,238 Everyone is upset. 1199 01:09:34,108 --> 01:09:35,675 ♪ The dogs are sad ♪ 1200 01:09:35,709 --> 01:09:37,011 ♪ The turtle's sad ♪ 1201 01:09:37,044 --> 01:09:40,613 ♪ And the squirrel is sad ♪ 1202 01:09:43,317 --> 01:09:45,518 Okay. Now then, where was I? 1203 01:09:50,057 --> 01:09:52,026 Let me look at you, my pet. 1204 01:09:52,659 --> 01:09:53,961 Oh, Lex. 1205 01:10:00,101 --> 01:10:04,905 ♪ What the world needs now♪ 1206 01:10:04,939 --> 01:10:07,908 ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪ 1207 01:10:09,010 --> 01:10:12,146 ♪ It's the only thing ♪ 1208 01:10:12,179 --> 01:10:15,715 ♪ That there's just too little of ♪ 1209 01:10:15,749 --> 01:10:17,051 Lex? 1210 01:10:17,084 --> 01:10:18,185 Lex, what are you doing? 1211 01:10:19,053 --> 01:10:20,254 We're a team. 1212 01:10:20,287 --> 01:10:21,755 Lex, we were scientists together. 1213 01:10:21,788 --> 01:10:23,590 No. Lex, what are you doing? 1214 01:10:23,623 --> 01:10:25,860 I mean, come on. You didn't expect me to share credit 1215 01:10:25,893 --> 01:10:27,261 with a rodent, did you? 1216 01:10:27,294 --> 01:10:29,596 Lex! 1217 01:10:30,965 --> 01:10:33,834 Oh! Little turn of events! 1218 01:10:33,868 --> 01:10:36,904 ♪ The guinea pig is sad ♪ 1219 01:10:42,143 --> 01:10:45,279 Lulu, I know you're hurting, but join our pack. 1220 01:10:45,312 --> 01:10:46,814 Hold up, wait! For real? 1221 01:10:46,847 --> 01:10:48,782 She left us to die in a fire, remember? 1222 01:10:48,816 --> 01:10:50,750 Yeah, but if we work together, 1223 01:10:50,784 --> 01:10:53,087 we can get outta here and save Superman. 1224 01:10:54,355 --> 01:10:56,589 Huh. You truly love him. 1225 01:10:56,623 --> 01:10:57,858 Of course I do. 1226 01:10:57,892 --> 01:10:59,592 You're a fool. 1227 01:10:59,626 --> 01:11:01,929 He'll only break your heart. 1228 01:11:01,962 --> 01:11:04,265 Luckily, I'm going to do you a favor, 1229 01:11:04,298 --> 01:11:07,700 and destroy him before he gets the chance. 1230 01:11:07,734 --> 01:11:09,336 What are you talking about? 1231 01:11:09,370 --> 01:11:13,107 Oh, did I forget to mention my evil plan's grand finale? 1232 01:11:13,140 --> 01:11:15,209 In 28 minutes, the entire Justice League 1233 01:11:15,242 --> 01:11:17,610 is gonna go kaboom. 1234 01:11:17,644 --> 01:11:22,116 If I can't have my guy, then you can't have yours. 1235 01:11:22,149 --> 01:11:24,218 No. I won't let you hurt him. 1236 01:11:24,251 --> 01:11:25,986 Just one question, 1237 01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:28,989 how are you gonna stop me when you're trapped in a cage? 1238 01:11:29,023 --> 01:11:30,790 You're trapped, too, genius. 1239 01:11:30,825 --> 01:11:33,660 Yes, I know. But just like at the shelter, 1240 01:11:33,693 --> 01:11:37,031 I always have an exit strategy. 1241 01:11:37,832 --> 01:11:39,066 Hey, girl. 1242 01:11:39,100 --> 01:11:41,001 Dish, queen. How'd it go with Lex? 1243 01:11:43,904 --> 01:11:45,738 Okay, I feel like I can say this now, 1244 01:11:45,772 --> 01:11:47,208 I never liked him. 1245 01:11:47,241 --> 01:11:48,909 Lex will pay for what he's done. 1246 01:11:50,811 --> 01:11:52,379 Right alongside the Justice League. 1247 01:11:56,283 --> 01:11:57,952 You won't get away with this. 1248 01:11:57,985 --> 01:12:01,122 I say this with love. You are all losers. 1249 01:12:01,155 --> 01:12:04,158 You've always been losers, and you'll continue to be losers 1250 01:12:04,191 --> 01:12:06,793 until the end of your loser lives. 1251 01:12:06,827 --> 01:12:08,896 Oh, and Krypto, 1252 01:12:08,929 --> 01:12:11,098 I'll be sure to say goodbye to Superman for you. 1253 01:12:18,906 --> 01:12:20,875 Well, well, well. 1254 01:12:20,908 --> 01:12:23,043 If it isn't the Justice League, 1255 01:12:23,077 --> 01:12:26,447 captured by me, entirely on my own. 1256 01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:28,781 The guinea pig did literally everything. 1257 01:12:28,816 --> 01:12:32,086 Yes, gotta admit, doesn't feel great. 1258 01:12:32,119 --> 01:12:33,420 But it's all worth it. 1259 01:12:33,454 --> 01:12:36,056 Because you chumps are going down for good. 1260 01:12:42,196 --> 01:12:43,197 It's no use. 1261 01:12:43,230 --> 01:12:44,764 These cells were designed 1262 01:12:44,797 --> 01:12:47,168 to keep anyone with powers from escaping. 1263 01:12:47,201 --> 01:12:49,236 You'd have to be as strong as Superman to get out. 1264 01:12:50,905 --> 01:12:53,073 Well, we can't just give up. 1265 01:12:53,107 --> 01:12:55,176 There's a difference between giving up 1266 01:12:55,209 --> 01:12:57,111 and knowing when it's over. 1267 01:12:57,144 --> 01:13:00,181 Mm-mmm. No way. Not for superheroes. 1268 01:13:00,214 --> 01:13:01,916 I'm not a superhero. 1269 01:13:02,917 --> 01:13:04,418 I'm not even a good dog. 1270 01:13:06,820 --> 01:13:07,988 When I was a puppy, 1271 01:13:08,022 --> 01:13:10,191 I promised I'd watch over Superman. 1272 01:13:10,224 --> 01:13:11,825 And I failed. 1273 01:13:11,859 --> 01:13:14,061 All because I was jealous of Lois. 1274 01:13:14,094 --> 01:13:16,163 Who wouldn't be? Have you seen those bangs? 1275 01:13:16,197 --> 01:13:18,199 Ba-bang! 1276 01:13:18,232 --> 01:13:20,401 Superman was my only friend 1277 01:13:20,434 --> 01:13:23,103 and I was afraid to lose that. 1278 01:13:23,137 --> 01:13:24,972 But you can't blame yourself. 1279 01:13:25,005 --> 01:13:27,074 I'm the only one to blame. 1280 01:13:27,107 --> 01:13:28,509 If I really was his friend, 1281 01:13:28,542 --> 01:13:30,277 I'd have been there for him no matter what. 1282 01:13:31,412 --> 01:13:32,779 My father was right. 1283 01:13:34,048 --> 01:13:35,382 My problem is me. 1284 01:13:41,088 --> 01:13:43,057 I'm sorry. 1285 01:13:43,090 --> 01:13:45,059 Nah, man, you're good. 1286 01:13:45,092 --> 01:13:47,494 You're just finally being real with yourself. 1287 01:13:47,528 --> 01:13:50,064 You can't have justice without truth. 1288 01:13:50,097 --> 01:13:51,198 Thanks, Ace. 1289 01:13:52,132 --> 01:13:53,334 But it's too late. 1290 01:13:55,236 --> 01:13:57,137 Are you sure about that, perrito? 1291 01:13:57,171 --> 01:13:58,771 What do you mean? 1292 01:13:58,806 --> 01:13:59,873 You're flying. 1293 01:13:59,907 --> 01:14:00,941 What? 1294 01:14:00,975 --> 01:14:02,009 I'm... 1295 01:14:02,042 --> 01:14:03,544 My powers. 1296 01:14:03,577 --> 01:14:05,312 I'm back! 1297 01:14:05,346 --> 01:14:07,481 The kryptonite has left the dog. 1298 01:14:07,514 --> 01:14:10,017 Well, that does smell like sandalwood. 1299 01:14:17,958 --> 01:14:20,861 All right, time to save the Justice League. 1300 01:14:20,894 --> 01:14:23,197 Let's crack some skulls. 1301 01:14:25,366 --> 01:14:27,368 No, you've done enough. 1302 01:14:27,401 --> 01:14:29,370 Um, say what now? 1303 01:14:29,403 --> 01:14:32,273 I started this with one best friend to save 1304 01:14:32,306 --> 01:14:33,974 and now I have four more. 1305 01:14:34,008 --> 01:14:36,010 Aw! He means us. 1306 01:14:36,043 --> 01:14:39,380 I can't let you keep risking your lives for my mistake. 1307 01:14:39,413 --> 01:14:41,515 But don't worry, when this is over, 1308 01:14:41,548 --> 01:14:43,783 I'm still taking you all to that farm. 1309 01:14:44,418 --> 01:14:45,886 Pup, up and away! 1310 01:14:48,489 --> 01:14:49,523 You believe that dog? 1311 01:14:49,556 --> 01:14:51,125 Has an emotional breakthrough, 1312 01:14:51,158 --> 01:14:53,560 gets his powers back, and then bounces. 1313 01:14:53,594 --> 01:14:56,030 -I thought it was sweet. -Me, too. 1314 01:14:56,063 --> 01:14:58,832 I'm medium on it, you know, if I'm honest. 1315 01:15:17,051 --> 01:15:19,353 Time for the death of Superman. 1316 01:15:19,386 --> 01:15:21,422 I'm not so sure about that. 1317 01:15:23,157 --> 01:15:25,025 Ugh! This guy again? 1318 01:16:09,703 --> 01:16:11,405 Any last words? 1319 01:16:11,438 --> 01:16:14,908 I love saying that. 1320 01:16:14,942 --> 01:16:18,212 Any last words? Ooh, it is fun. 1321 01:16:18,245 --> 01:16:20,614 Hey. You liked my little joke? 1322 01:16:20,647 --> 01:16:23,183 Lockin' you up in the cell. 1323 01:16:23,217 --> 01:16:25,619 That was funny, right? Right? 1324 01:16:25,652 --> 01:16:28,288 No, hey, come on, it's me. Papa Lex. 1325 01:16:28,322 --> 01:16:30,057 No, hey... What? Come on! 1326 01:16:33,594 --> 01:16:35,662 Yeah, I don't get paid enough for this, no. 1327 01:16:37,131 --> 01:16:38,365 Lock the gates. 1328 01:16:43,237 --> 01:16:44,505 Ew, I can't wait that long. 1329 01:16:44,538 --> 01:16:46,473 Let's do it now. I want to do it now. 1330 01:16:48,142 --> 01:16:49,510 Are you sure about this? 1331 01:16:49,543 --> 01:16:51,512 I mean, the kidnapping we could get behind. 1332 01:16:51,545 --> 01:16:54,615 We liked the kidnapping, but if you do this, they'll die. 1333 01:16:54,648 --> 01:16:56,116 That's the point of... 1334 01:16:56,150 --> 01:16:58,118 What did you think we were doing? 1335 01:16:58,152 --> 01:17:00,187 Mark, Keith, suffer. 1336 01:17:02,623 --> 01:17:04,124 Stand down. 1337 01:17:06,693 --> 01:17:08,429 Okay, Krypto, you are definitely stalking me now. 1338 01:17:08,462 --> 01:17:09,963 I'm, like, creeped out. 1339 01:17:09,997 --> 01:17:11,598 Bye. 1340 01:17:16,203 --> 01:17:17,571 Fly over there. 1341 01:17:17,604 --> 01:17:19,606 You mean, toward the murder rodent? 1342 01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:21,008 Where is Superman? 1343 01:17:21,041 --> 01:17:22,376 You're too late. 1344 01:17:22,409 --> 01:17:24,011 I'm sending him back to the place 1345 01:17:24,044 --> 01:17:25,646 from whence he came from. 1346 01:17:25,679 --> 01:17:26,680 Boop! 1347 01:17:34,455 --> 01:17:35,489 No! 1348 01:17:42,296 --> 01:17:43,630 What... What's going on? 1349 01:17:43,664 --> 01:17:45,265 Uh, yeah, funny story. 1350 01:17:45,299 --> 01:17:47,501 I, uh, turned my office into a rocket ship. 1351 01:17:47,534 --> 01:17:48,735 All billionaires have 'em. 1352 01:17:48,769 --> 01:17:50,003 It's true. 1353 01:18:00,447 --> 01:18:04,418 Krypto, there's a bomb on the rocket. 1354 01:18:04,451 --> 01:18:06,687 When it leaves Earth's atmosphere, 1355 01:18:08,188 --> 01:18:09,690 it'll implode. 1356 01:18:16,096 --> 01:18:17,798 We're just coughing. Go! 1357 01:18:17,832 --> 01:18:19,366 I'm coming for you, Superman. 1358 01:18:20,801 --> 01:18:22,469 Uh-uh-uh! 1359 01:18:22,503 --> 01:18:23,670 Not so fast. 1360 01:18:27,541 --> 01:18:29,142 Who gets to live, doggy? 1361 01:18:29,176 --> 01:18:32,212 The man you love, or the woman he does? 1362 01:18:32,246 --> 01:18:34,214 You can't save them both on your own. 1363 01:18:42,222 --> 01:18:43,357 What's up, dog? 1364 01:18:43,390 --> 01:18:45,759 Ugh, what is this? PAW Patrol? 1365 01:18:45,792 --> 01:18:49,196 I thought I told you guys to stay put. 1366 01:18:49,229 --> 01:18:51,198 When do we ever listen to you? 1367 01:18:52,799 --> 01:18:55,102 Boo! I'm bored! 1368 01:18:55,135 --> 01:18:57,404 Let's get to the fiery crash. 1369 01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:01,608 You save Superman. 1370 01:19:01,642 --> 01:19:03,310 -From a rocket? -I trust you. 1371 01:19:04,545 --> 01:19:06,480 Okay, but from a rocket, though? 1372 01:19:09,516 --> 01:19:10,751 Hop on, y'all. 1373 01:19:10,784 --> 01:19:12,619 Because this pig right here 1374 01:19:12,653 --> 01:19:15,422 is about to go ham. 1375 01:19:46,821 --> 01:19:48,856 That thing took our Superman. 1376 01:19:49,857 --> 01:19:51,325 She's goin' down. 1377 01:19:57,264 --> 01:19:59,299 Merton, hit it. 1378 01:20:14,448 --> 01:20:15,482 Ay! 1379 01:20:19,486 --> 01:20:21,188 It's over, hamster. 1380 01:20:21,221 --> 01:20:23,357 Hamster? 1381 01:20:23,390 --> 01:20:26,861 A hamster is just a dollar store gerbil. 1382 01:20:31,632 --> 01:20:33,266 A hamster is a chipmunk 1383 01:20:33,300 --> 01:20:36,303 with nothing interesting going on fur-wise. 1384 01:20:46,848 --> 01:20:49,282 You're up, kid. Open it like a can of tuna. 1385 01:21:08,468 --> 01:21:11,939 Well, I loosened it for you. 1386 01:21:11,973 --> 01:21:13,875 Man, I hate bein' invulnerable. 1387 01:21:13,908 --> 01:21:16,844 Here we go. This is gonna hurt tomorrow. 1388 01:21:16,878 --> 01:21:18,478 Why couldn't I have been stretchy? 1389 01:21:18,512 --> 01:21:20,247 Or, like, gotten a magic hammer or something. 1390 01:21:39,867 --> 01:21:40,968 No! 1391 01:21:51,979 --> 01:21:53,513 Face it. 1392 01:21:53,547 --> 01:21:54,882 -It's over. -Huh? 1393 01:22:01,022 --> 01:22:02,756 Your Superman is no more 1394 01:22:02,789 --> 01:22:07,028 and now his precious little dog is about to... 1395 01:22:07,061 --> 01:22:08,662 What? What is it? 1396 01:22:08,695 --> 01:22:10,297 Do I have something on my face? 1397 01:22:10,330 --> 01:22:12,332 Do I have a pimple? Is it wet? Is it ready? 1398 01:22:12,365 --> 01:22:13,633 Should I pop it? 1399 01:22:25,445 --> 01:22:28,415 Hey, guys. Big fan. 1400 01:22:28,448 --> 01:22:31,251 Um... You all see the giant pig too, right? 1401 01:22:32,419 --> 01:22:33,754 No. How did they...? 1402 01:22:33,787 --> 01:22:35,555 You forgot one thing, Lulu. 1403 01:22:35,589 --> 01:22:37,992 Unlike you, I have friends. 1404 01:23:08,622 --> 01:23:11,324 You're right, you do have friends. 1405 01:23:12,626 --> 01:23:15,096 But not for long. 1406 01:23:59,974 --> 01:24:02,542 Kneel before Lulu. 1407 01:24:10,750 --> 01:24:12,419 Oh, come on. 1408 01:24:13,687 --> 01:24:16,958 I said, kneel! 1409 01:24:33,941 --> 01:24:36,676 -Try to keep up, turtle. -Okay. 1410 01:24:36,710 --> 01:24:37,845 Porcine creature... 1411 01:24:37,879 --> 01:24:38,946 ...follow my lead. 1412 01:24:41,748 --> 01:24:43,851 Batman works alone. 1413 01:24:43,885 --> 01:24:46,153 Except for Robin, and Alfred, 1414 01:24:46,187 --> 01:24:47,889 Commissioner Gordon... 1415 01:24:56,998 --> 01:24:58,632 Don't mess up my half-fro! 1416 01:25:05,739 --> 01:25:07,041 I am Aquaman. 1417 01:25:13,114 --> 01:25:14,648 Get it, squirrel! 1418 01:25:14,681 --> 01:25:15,749 ...Justice League, 1419 01:25:15,782 --> 01:25:17,151 Batgirl, Batwoman, 1420 01:25:17,184 --> 01:25:18,685 my IT crew, 1421 01:25:18,718 --> 01:25:20,821 whoever Morgan Freeman played, 1422 01:25:20,855 --> 01:25:22,023 Ah, what the heck. 1423 01:25:59,060 --> 01:26:01,028 Watch, you pathetic pooch, 1424 01:26:01,062 --> 01:26:03,663 as I destroy everyone you care for. 1425 01:26:03,697 --> 01:26:04,999 And there's nothing in the world 1426 01:26:05,032 --> 01:26:06,700 you can do to stop me. 1427 01:26:13,540 --> 01:26:14,976 You're right, Lulu, 1428 01:26:15,009 --> 01:26:18,045 there's nothing I can do in this world to stop you. 1429 01:26:18,079 --> 01:26:19,713 What are you talking about, man? 1430 01:26:19,746 --> 01:26:20,982 And why was your syntax 1431 01:26:21,015 --> 01:26:23,284 so oddly structured in that sentence? 1432 01:26:23,317 --> 01:26:25,685 Keep an eye on Supes for me. 1433 01:26:26,720 --> 01:26:28,089 Where's he going? 1434 01:26:28,122 --> 01:26:31,624 No. Not the Solar Paw Punch. 1435 01:26:31,658 --> 01:26:33,560 The juice box thing? 1436 01:26:33,593 --> 01:26:34,929 But that'll kill him. 1437 01:26:34,962 --> 01:26:36,629 Krypto, no. 1438 01:26:44,872 --> 01:26:46,173 You were right, Ace. 1439 01:26:46,207 --> 01:26:47,707 Whoa, whoa! 1440 01:26:47,741 --> 01:26:49,944 I am a few guineas short of a pig. 1441 01:26:51,578 --> 01:26:52,746 Uh... 1442 01:26:59,887 --> 01:27:00,888 Ah! 1443 01:27:10,630 --> 01:27:12,632 Well, when you love somebody, 1444 01:27:12,665 --> 01:27:14,935 and I mean, you really love them, 1445 01:27:14,969 --> 01:27:17,972 you gotta be willing to do anything for 'em. 1446 01:27:18,005 --> 01:27:19,173 Even if it hurts? 1447 01:27:21,108 --> 01:27:22,209 Especially then. 1448 01:28:01,082 --> 01:28:03,150 No! 1449 01:28:36,917 --> 01:28:39,019 Man, it sucks being a canine shield. 1450 01:28:39,053 --> 01:28:40,421 Oof. 1451 01:28:41,856 --> 01:28:44,058 I think my teeth are still glowing. 1452 01:28:44,091 --> 01:28:46,160 You saved my life, man. 1453 01:28:46,193 --> 01:28:48,761 Hey, well, you were in the middle of saving ours. 1454 01:28:50,064 --> 01:28:51,798 You know what they say about dogs. 1455 01:28:54,268 --> 01:28:56,303 So, something did get through that super skull of yours. 1456 01:28:56,337 --> 01:28:58,072 Don't make me take it back. 1457 01:29:02,109 --> 01:29:04,345 - Bum, bum, bum. - Bye. 1458 01:29:07,948 --> 01:29:10,317 What? What have you done to me? 1459 01:29:10,351 --> 01:29:12,186 I'm in hot dog water, aren't I? 1460 01:29:12,219 --> 01:29:13,420 No! 1461 01:29:13,454 --> 01:29:15,089 Yeah! 1462 01:29:25,199 --> 01:29:27,067 Oh, thank goodness you're okay. 1463 01:29:35,042 --> 01:29:36,377 I'm happy for you, buddy. 1464 01:29:38,812 --> 01:29:40,414 You know Krypto rescued me? 1465 01:29:40,447 --> 01:29:41,849 I know the feeling. 1466 01:29:43,284 --> 01:29:45,486 He rescued me a long time ago. 1467 01:29:45,519 --> 01:29:47,254 He's a good dog. 1468 01:29:52,026 --> 01:29:53,227 Come here, boy. 1469 01:29:56,530 --> 01:29:58,199 Hey. 1470 01:30:01,101 --> 01:30:03,070 I'm sorry, Krypto. 1471 01:30:03,103 --> 01:30:05,906 You know you'll always be my best friend. 1472 01:30:05,940 --> 01:30:08,108 And nothing can ever change that. 1473 01:30:13,948 --> 01:30:15,216 Oh, one more thing. 1474 01:30:20,854 --> 01:30:22,223 Wow, look at that. 1475 01:30:22,256 --> 01:30:24,525 I did have this whole thing planned, but-- 1476 01:30:24,558 --> 01:30:26,060 Oh, no, please, 1477 01:30:26,093 --> 01:30:26,994 this is exactly how I always pictured it. 1478 01:30:27,027 --> 01:30:28,362 Giant evil guinea pig. 1479 01:30:28,395 --> 01:30:30,998 This... This was on my vision board. Really. 1480 01:30:31,031 --> 01:30:33,000 You wanna keep going? 1481 01:30:33,033 --> 01:30:34,268 Yes, I would. Thank you. 1482 01:30:35,302 --> 01:30:37,338 Lois Joanne Lane, 1483 01:30:37,371 --> 01:30:40,874 make me the happiest Superman in the universe. 1484 01:30:40,908 --> 01:30:42,176 -Will you-- -Yeah, okay! 1485 01:30:43,577 --> 01:30:45,379 Prenup. 1486 01:30:53,387 --> 01:30:55,089 Squeezy Bruce! 1487 01:30:55,122 --> 01:30:58,492 That better be a licensed toy, or I will freak out. 1488 01:31:05,399 --> 01:31:06,400 Oh! 1489 01:31:06,433 --> 01:31:08,969 Hey, don't worry. I got you. 1490 01:31:12,039 --> 01:31:13,874 Okay, what's happening? 1491 01:31:13,907 --> 01:31:15,242 Wow, this is so weird. 1492 01:31:15,276 --> 01:31:17,378 So beautiful! 1493 01:31:17,411 --> 01:31:19,179 High-fiving so slow 1494 01:31:19,213 --> 01:31:20,381 when we're both really fast. Huh. 1495 01:31:22,149 --> 01:31:25,152 Princess Diana of Themyscira, 1496 01:31:25,185 --> 01:31:27,054 I humbly present myself, 1497 01:31:27,087 --> 01:31:29,990 Super Hog, still brainstorming, to you. 1498 01:31:31,859 --> 01:31:34,461 You will be a mighty warrior. 1499 01:31:35,562 --> 01:31:37,097 And cuddle buddy. 1500 01:31:40,234 --> 01:31:42,202 Woe is me. 1501 01:31:42,236 --> 01:31:44,004 - No one cares about the water guy. 1502 01:31:45,506 --> 01:31:47,474 This water guy does. 1503 01:31:47,508 --> 01:31:49,109 Hey, my name's Keith. 1504 01:31:50,377 --> 01:31:53,113 Aw, little piggy kisses. 1505 01:31:54,181 --> 01:31:55,482 Hey, smokey. 1506 01:31:55,516 --> 01:31:56,950 You're looking a little burnt out. 1507 01:31:56,984 --> 01:31:59,186 Need a light? 1508 01:31:59,219 --> 01:32:00,421 Oh, look at me! 1509 01:32:00,454 --> 01:32:01,555 Aw, come here. 1510 01:32:01,588 --> 01:32:03,490 I'm Mark. And your name? 1511 01:32:07,094 --> 01:32:10,264 So, you are a dog. 1512 01:32:10,998 --> 01:32:13,100 I am the Batman. 1513 01:32:13,133 --> 01:32:15,336 Sorry, I'm not really great with animals. 1514 01:32:15,369 --> 01:32:17,137 Yeah, I'm not really great with people. 1515 01:32:17,171 --> 01:32:19,340 Probably because of my traumatic puppyhood. 1516 01:32:19,373 --> 01:32:22,076 As a child, my family was taken from me. 1517 01:32:22,109 --> 01:32:24,078 As a puppy, I was taken from my family. 1518 01:32:24,111 --> 01:32:25,879 So, I've steeled myself. 1519 01:32:25,913 --> 01:32:27,481 My emotions, always in check. 1520 01:32:27,514 --> 01:32:30,984 No one ever getting past my impenetrable defenses. 1521 01:32:33,921 --> 01:32:35,255 Ah, what the heck? 1522 01:32:37,424 --> 01:32:38,559 Good boy. 1523 01:32:38,592 --> 01:32:40,861 Okay, the Batman loves you, too. 1524 01:32:44,631 --> 01:32:45,632 Oh! Hey, Pops. 1525 01:32:45,666 --> 01:32:48,168 Yes, it is I, Dog-El. 1526 01:32:49,937 --> 01:32:52,373 Never eat chocolate. That dog in the mirror is you. 1527 01:32:53,474 --> 01:32:55,209 Fireworks suck! 1528 01:32:55,242 --> 01:32:57,911 Tell Gail I said hey! 1529 01:32:57,945 --> 01:33:00,647 Looks like you worked everything out with Superman. 1530 01:33:00,681 --> 01:33:03,684 Thanks to your advice, I made some new friends, too. 1531 01:33:03,717 --> 01:33:06,053 And now I've gotta bring them to Smallville. 1532 01:33:06,086 --> 01:33:07,654 I promised them that it would be their new... 1533 01:33:10,391 --> 01:33:12,192 Aw! 1534 01:33:12,226 --> 01:33:13,694 ...home. 1535 01:33:41,321 --> 01:33:43,157 Hey, Chip-tonite, 1536 01:33:43,190 --> 01:33:44,691 -How's it going with Jessica? -We're getting pretty close 1537 01:33:44,725 --> 01:33:47,661 as person and pet. She even put a ring on it. 1538 01:33:50,631 --> 01:33:53,066 Nice costume game, PB. 1539 01:33:53,100 --> 01:33:56,136 Thanks! It even has magnets. 1540 01:34:06,013 --> 01:34:07,514 Um, how long is this gonna take? 1541 01:34:07,548 --> 01:34:10,184 I got a hot date with two firemen's helmets. 1542 01:34:10,217 --> 01:34:11,952 Spoiler alert, they're twins. 1543 01:34:27,601 --> 01:34:29,169 You're late. 1544 01:34:29,203 --> 01:34:30,571 Sorry, me and the Dark Knight were playing 1545 01:34:30,604 --> 01:34:33,073 a little bit of fetch. Have you met Chewperman? 1546 01:34:34,508 --> 01:34:35,709 So disrespectful. 1547 01:34:35,742 --> 01:34:37,344 Y'all started it. 1548 01:34:37,377 --> 01:34:38,745 So, what's the mission? 1549 01:34:38,779 --> 01:34:40,147 We can answer that. 1550 01:34:42,216 --> 01:34:44,618 Okay, our intel indicates a dog has been mutated. 1551 01:34:44,651 --> 01:34:45,719 This could be dangerous. 1552 01:34:45,752 --> 01:34:47,354 We have to stop him. 1553 01:34:47,387 --> 01:34:49,556 Tighten your collars. We've got work to do. 1554 01:34:51,525 --> 01:34:53,994 I ate the FedEx guy. 1555 01:34:55,529 --> 01:34:57,364 Hey, I know that dog. 1556 01:34:57,397 --> 01:35:00,200 He's giant and blue and about to crush us. 1557 01:35:00,234 --> 01:35:02,202 Can't crush what we have. 1558 01:35:02,236 --> 01:35:05,572 Say it back. Come on. 1559 01:35:05,606 --> 01:35:08,408 -Come on. -Can't crush what we have. 1560 01:35:11,512 --> 01:35:13,614 Super-Pets, activate! 1561 01:35:25,158 --> 01:35:30,264 ♪ These days I'm restless Work days are endless ♪ 1562 01:35:30,297 --> 01:35:33,166 ♪ Look how you've made me made me ♪ 1563 01:35:33,200 --> 01:35:38,539 ♪ But time moves faster replaying your laughter ♪ 1564 01:35:38,572 --> 01:35:40,808 ♪ Disaster ♪ 1565 01:35:40,842 --> 01:35:47,714 ♪ Cause now you're so far away and I'm down ♪ 1566 01:35:47,748 --> 01:35:52,854 ♪ Feelin' like a face in the crowd ♪ 1567 01:35:52,887 --> 01:35:57,791 ♪ I'm reachin' for you terrified ♪ 1568 01:35:57,825 --> 01:36:02,462 ♪ Cause you could be the one that I love ♪ 1569 01:36:02,496 --> 01:36:06,500 ♪ I could be the one that you dream of ♪ 1570 01:36:06,533 --> 01:36:10,637 ♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪ 1571 01:36:10,671 --> 01:36:15,342 ♪ Standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪ 1572 01:36:15,375 --> 01:36:18,813 ♪ You could be the one that I keep and I-I-I ♪ 1573 01:36:18,846 --> 01:36:22,884 ♪ Could be the reason you can't sleep at night ♪ 1574 01:36:22,917 --> 01:36:27,387 ♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪ 1575 01:36:27,421 --> 01:36:31,758 ♪ Standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪ 1576 01:36:31,792 --> 01:36:36,129 ♪ How is it in London London ♪ 1577 01:36:36,163 --> 01:36:40,200 ♪ Where are you while I'm wonderin' ♪ 1578 01:36:40,233 --> 01:36:45,639 ♪ If I'll ever see you again ♪ 1579 01:36:47,809 --> 01:36:50,744 ♪ You could be the one that I love ♪ 1580 01:36:50,777 --> 01:36:55,682 ♪ And now I'm standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪ 1581 01:36:55,716 --> 01:37:00,354 ♪ Cause you could be the one that I love ♪ 1582 01:37:00,387 --> 01:37:04,391 ♪ I could be the one that you dream of ♪ 1583 01:37:04,424 --> 01:37:08,528 ♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪ 1584 01:37:08,562 --> 01:37:13,233 ♪ Standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪ 1585 01:37:13,266 --> 01:37:16,703 ♪ You could be the one that I keep and I-I-I ♪ 1586 01:37:16,737 --> 01:37:20,774 ♪ Could be the reason you can't sleep at night ♪ 1587 01:37:20,808 --> 01:37:25,278 ♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪ 1588 01:37:25,312 --> 01:37:29,349 ♪ Standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪ 1589 01:37:31,284 --> 01:37:35,222 ♪ You could be the one that I love ♪ 1590 01:37:35,255 --> 01:37:38,525 ♪ You could be the one that I love ♪ 1591 01:37:38,558 --> 01:37:40,527 ♪ I love ♪ 1592 01:37:40,560 --> 01:37:46,266 ♪ And now I'm standin' here hopin' this gets to you ♪ 1593 01:37:47,467 --> 01:37:48,936 Hello? 1594 01:37:48,970 --> 01:37:51,538 Excuse me. It's me. 1595 01:37:51,571 --> 01:37:54,408 Are any adorable animals going to let me out? 1596 01:37:54,441 --> 01:37:55,943 Maybe a cat? How 'bout a cat? 1597 01:37:55,977 --> 01:37:57,277 Nope. 1598 01:37:59,479 --> 01:38:01,983 I always knew this is how it would end for me. 1599 01:38:02,016 --> 01:38:04,484 I always knew this is how it would end for me. 1600 01:38:15,295 --> 01:38:17,597 Oh. It's you. Hi. 1601 01:38:17,631 --> 01:38:19,566 Let's be honest. 1602 01:38:19,599 --> 01:38:21,936 The two of us are the real brains behind this operation. 1603 01:38:21,969 --> 01:38:23,437 Forget Lex. 1604 01:38:23,470 --> 01:38:25,238 We should team up. 1605 01:38:25,272 --> 01:38:27,875 So, what do you say? 1606 01:38:27,909 --> 01:38:30,444 You wanna come live in a studio apartment? 1607 01:38:31,745 --> 01:38:32,779 Like, with you? 1608 01:38:32,814 --> 01:38:35,649 Like, pet-owner situation? 1609 01:38:35,682 --> 01:38:40,787 Hmm, uh, let me think. Yes, yes! The answer is yes! 1610 01:38:40,822 --> 01:38:42,656 So, just something to know about me. 1611 01:38:42,689 --> 01:38:44,591 I'm passionate about world domination 1612 01:38:44,624 --> 01:38:46,760 and my nails need to be trimmed twice a month. 1613 01:44:10,217 --> 01:44:11,584 Fetch! 1614 01:44:21,295 --> 01:44:23,097 That's my toy. 1615 01:44:23,130 --> 01:44:25,332 Then, why is it in my mouth? 1616 01:44:28,169 --> 01:44:29,636 Superman. 1617 01:44:29,669 --> 01:44:30,905 Black Adam. 1618 01:44:32,039 --> 01:44:33,706 Your owner's a hero, too? 1619 01:44:33,740 --> 01:44:35,876 Antihero. 1620 01:44:35,910 --> 01:44:39,280 It's basically exactly like a regular hero except way cooler. 1621 01:44:39,313 --> 01:44:40,948 You make up your own rules, 1622 01:44:40,981 --> 01:44:42,649 and then you break them. 1623 01:44:42,682 --> 01:44:44,684 Also, you can ignore most moral 1624 01:44:44,717 --> 01:44:48,122 and ethical conventions because no one can stop you. 1625 01:44:48,155 --> 01:44:50,657 Yeah, that sounds a lot like a villain. 1626 01:44:50,690 --> 01:44:52,126 Antihero. 1627 01:44:52,159 --> 01:44:55,762 If he's anti a hero, then isn't he a villain? 1628 01:44:55,795 --> 01:44:58,866 Admit he's an antihero or Black Adam will destroy you. 1629 01:44:58,899 --> 01:45:00,401 Very villain thing to do. 1630 01:45:00,434 --> 01:45:02,669 It's a fine line, not gonna lie. 1631 01:45:02,702 --> 01:45:05,306 Well, whatever he is, I bet he can't fly to Pluto. 1632 01:45:05,339 --> 01:45:07,141 Oh, yeah? Watch him. 1633 01:45:12,712 --> 01:45:14,014 My toy. 115853