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- Are you ready?
- I don't know.
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I don't know what I'm supposed
to be ready for.
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Come on, Jake.
What are we doing?
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- What the hell are you doing?
- You'll see.
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Where are we going?
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We'd better not be going
anywhere nice, I swear to God.
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- I'm wearing my worst clothes.
- I told you, it's a surprise.
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Well, it better be
a bloody good one,
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after dragging me out of bed
this early.
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Yeah, watch your head.
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- That's it.
- Jake...
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- It's alright, I'll get ya.
- Ooh, Jake!
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- It's all good.
- Can you take this off?
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- Jake?
- It's alright, I got ya.
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And...
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Ow!
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Surprise!
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What?
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I know you love dolphins.
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- Come on. Come on!
- OK. Alright.
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Look at that. Look, dolphins.
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Jake, this is really nice...
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It's dolphin time! Ha ha!
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..but I have
something to tell you.
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Ha! Ahhh.
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Jasmine...
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..I have loved you
from the moment I saw you.
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Oh, shit.
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You're the apple of my eye,
you're the salt to my pepper
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and I want to spend
forever with you.
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Oh, shit, Jake!
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- Yes?
- No!
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Yes, yes.
You're the sugar to my spice.
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- No!
- You're the bacon to my eggs.
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Just... No, Jake, no.
Please don't.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Oh, Jake, no, no! No, I wanted
to break up with you today.
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What?
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But I'm... I'm... I'm proposing.
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I don't want to be
with you anymore.
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What? Why?
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Oh, you're just so bloody happy.
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Well, that's great... feedback.
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You're breaking up with me
because I'm too happy?
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I'm not as easily pleased
as you are, Jake.
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I'm sorry, I just...
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I need someone
who's more... daring.
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- I don't know, more...
- OK, more... more what?
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- I don't know.
- More what?
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- Just more...
- More what? More what?!
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I don't know!
More than you, OK?
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- Hi, mate.
- Hmm.
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What's happening?
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Hey, where's Jasmine?
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Jasmine? I don't know.
Why would... Why would I know?
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She broke up with me.
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What?
You say she broke up with you?
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I did. And she did.
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Holy shit, are you serious?
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It's not funny, Cam.
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- Ha!
- Cam.
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- Cameron!
- What?
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- I proposed to her this morning.
- No, you didn't!
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What the fuck, mate?
You didn't tell me?
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I knew you'd try
and talk me out of it.
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Um... yeah, I would, actually.
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Yeah, well, it doesn't matter
now because guess what.
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She doesn't wanna be with me,
OK?
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And... Oh, God, I even let her
keep the ring after she said no.
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What?! Why would you do that?
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I don't know.
I don't know!
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I thought maybe
she'd come around
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and realise
we should be together.
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Oh, mate.
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That is so sad.
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Does it look like I care?
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I don't care.
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Oh!
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Argh!
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Jake!
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What are you doin' here?
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Hey, Gary.
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What, am I
on a different site today?
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Didn't you talk to Jasmine
last night?
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Yeah. So she... she told ya?
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Yeah, she did.
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Which is why I'm surprised
to see you here.
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- I don't quite follow, mate.
- Well...
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She told me
that she didn't want you
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working here anymore, either.
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Gaz, I was working with you
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before Jas and I started
seeing each other.
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Mate, it was you
who introduced us.
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Yeah, I know, I know.
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She's me daughter.
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She thinks that
it would be awkward
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to have her ex
working with her old man.
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Are you firing me?
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Oh!
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Gaz.
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Gary, please, I need this job.
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Fired?
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He can't fire him.
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Give the man a break!
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Jake!
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Yeah?
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That's my hard hat.
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Oi, can I have
his hard hat?
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That looks
brand-new, mate.
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All the best, Jake.
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Fuck off!
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Mate, what are you doing here?
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Aren't you supposed
to be at work?
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Bloody hell, Cam,
put some clothes on.
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Um... my house, my rules, mate.
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Ah, it's your parents' house.
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And the way you're dressed
should be illegal everywhere.
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Whatever. Anyway,
what's going on with you?
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Bloody Jasmine had her dad
fire me, didn't she?
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Yeah, that's fair.
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Are you serious?
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I'm just saying
I can see why she did that.
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Mate, I don't know what
I'm gonna do without her.
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Don't start that shit, mate.
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Jasmine is a bitch and
you're better off without her.
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Don't you talk about Jas
like that, OK?
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She is a beautiful, sensual,
complicated woman
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and we might still end up
together one day, OK?
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OK, mate. Whatever you say.
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Ahhh!
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Look at this, would ya?
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Women just falling over
themselves for this guy.
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He's not that good-looking,
is he?
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Ah, that's weird.
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Mate, he just rode across the
country on a bike, for charity.
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You know, he could look like
Chewbacca's bum hole
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and still get the girls.
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You need to do
something like that.
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Like what?
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Some big, like,
charity bullshit thing.
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Imagine the chicks
that you would get.
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I don't want the chicks.
I just want Jas.
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God, you sound like a baby,
you know that?
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'Cause I don't wanna ride
across the country on a bike?
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I'm going to focus
on getting my girl back.
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Whatever. You're so boring.
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Here, can you rub
some of this on my back?
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I'm not boring!
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I wanted this anyway!
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Idiot.
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Jake,
we think you're a hero.
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Doing what you did for charity?
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It's what every girl
wants in a man.
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You live such an exciting life.
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- Have sex with us.
- Whoa-ho-ho!
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Have sex with us!
Have sex with us!
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Jake? Yes!
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I'll give you excitement.
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Ahh, good morning,
my friend.
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- How are you feeling?
- OK.
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Great. Great.
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'Cause I feel amazing.
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- Have you taken something?
- Nope. El naturale.
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Hey, you know I, uh,
never thought I'd say this,
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but I thought
about what you said yesterday
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and I think you might be right.
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Of course I am.
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What are we talking about?
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Me doing like a bike ride
for charity across the country.
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- Like the dude. I'm in.
- Really?
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- Yes.
- Yes!
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- Boom!
- Love it.
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But I haven't really ridden
since the bike accident,
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so I can't ride.
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It'll have to be something else.
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Right.
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- Um...
- What you got?
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- Kayak to New Zealand.
- Come on!
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Be serious. Do you know
how dangerous that is?
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- What? It's not that far, is it?
- Yeah.
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I'm pretty sure, like, lots of
people have died doing that.
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You could do a big run.
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You know what happened to me
at high school, Cam.
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Ohh. Alright, so, running,
riding, kayaking - all out.
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You know what, though?
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Because Jasmine
just dumped you...
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- Yeah.
- And then Gary fired you, right?
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- Yes.
- Like, nobody needs you here.
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Cam!
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I'm just saying,
like, you've got heaps of time.
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So... why don't you just, like,
walk around Australia?
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I like to walk.
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Not bad.
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How far to walk
around Australia?
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15,000 Ks.
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- 15,000?!
- Yep.
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Shit!
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Too far.
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What about...
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..just Western Australia?
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How far to walk
around Western Australia?
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4,000 Ks. Could I do that?
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Come with me.
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Huh?
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- Give me your phone.
- Oi!
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Alright, wait here.
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Can you at least tell me
what we're doing?
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We are going to see
how long it's gonna take you
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to walk 4,000 kilometres.
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Right.
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Walk to me!
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Who am I?
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Just walk normally,
you dick!
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Right.
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- Stop.
- How'd I go?
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31 seconds.
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Is that good?
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00:13:26,769 --> 00:13:28,805
Well, that was like, what...
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- 50 metres?
- Oh, easy.
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Cool. So that means you could do
about 6 Ks an hour.
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You walk 10 hours a day.
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Mate... you give yourself
three months
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to do this thing,
you'll smash it.
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Oh, sweet as.
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Alright, so what about
Margaret River to Broome?
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2,620.
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- Mate, piece of cake.
- Sweet.
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You wanna get girls
on this walk,
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you need to do it for kids.
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I just need someone
to sponsor me.
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Mate, remember my Uncle
Brian? He's a billionaire?
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And, like, I'm pretty sure
I'm his favourite nephew,
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so he'll do it for me for sure.
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Isn't he, like,
the most hated CEO ever?
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Oh, yeah. Total dick.
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Hello, Angel.
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Oh, did I wake you?
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Oh, merry Christmas, yes.
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00:14:18,689 --> 00:14:21,357
Yeah, no, that'll stop
the Twitter vultures
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from picking on me.
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00:14:22,859 --> 00:14:24,994
Yeah, we got a problem
with that picture, Angel.
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00:14:25,028 --> 00:14:27,797
You're gonna have to fix it.
Uh...
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Quarter of a million hits, yeah.
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00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:33,803
Well, I took it out
and dipped it in the punch bowl.
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00:14:33,836 --> 00:14:35,606
I thought it was funny
at the time, you know,
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00:14:35,639 --> 00:14:38,374
but these days, there's always
someone with a camera phone.
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00:14:38,409 --> 00:14:41,512
There's no privacy anymore.
Not my fault.
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00:14:41,545 --> 00:14:43,980
I'll blame Apple.
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- Jacket. Jacket.
- Oops, sorry.
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Yeah, that's alright.
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- Alright.
- Wait, let me check.
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00:14:51,755 --> 00:14:53,657
- Yeah? Yeah?
- Sweet.
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00:14:53,691 --> 00:14:55,693
- Let's just...
- Leave it. Leave it! Let's go.
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00:14:55,726 --> 00:14:58,061
- Come on.
- Alright.
256
00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:05,335
- Let's do it.
- Alright.
257
00:15:05,368 --> 00:15:07,136
Let's make bank.
258
00:15:12,443 --> 00:15:14,844
He'll be fine.
259
00:15:18,449 --> 00:15:19,817
Is he OK?
260
00:15:19,849 --> 00:15:21,585
Uncle Brian!
261
00:15:23,186 --> 00:15:24,621
Ah, Cameron!
262
00:15:24,655 --> 00:15:26,222
How are you doing?
263
00:15:26,255 --> 00:15:28,324
- Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
- That's what I like to hear.
264
00:15:28,358 --> 00:15:30,427
Uh, Uncle, this is
my best mate Jake
265
00:15:30,461 --> 00:15:31,861
that I was telling you about.
266
00:15:31,894 --> 00:15:33,597
- Oh, yeah.
- G'day, Mr King.
267
00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:35,599
It's really lovely
to meet you, sir.
268
00:15:35,632 --> 00:15:37,534
Hmm? Yeah.
269
00:15:38,569 --> 00:15:41,572
Well, Jake, I hear you're after
some of my cash.
270
00:15:41,605 --> 00:15:45,007
Yeah. Yeah, well,
I want it to give to charity.
271
00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:46,976
Yeah, well, what are you
gonna do for it?
272
00:15:47,009 --> 00:15:51,247
Uh, gonna walk
2,500 kilometres
273
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,784
from the bottom of the state
to the top.
274
00:15:53,817 --> 00:15:55,218
And?
275
00:15:55,251 --> 00:15:57,521
And the money that
we raise, we're gonna give
276
00:15:57,554 --> 00:15:58,888
to sick kids in hospital
277
00:15:58,921 --> 00:16:00,557
and then they'll be...
they'll be happy.
278
00:16:00,591 --> 00:16:03,627
Yeah, yeah, but what else
are you gonna do for the money?
279
00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:05,863
Ah, that's it. That's all.
280
00:16:05,895 --> 00:16:07,964
Look, Jake, do you have any idea
281
00:16:07,997 --> 00:16:10,434
how many bloody do-gooders
there are after my cash?
282
00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:12,870
I mean, the last one
was a teenage girl
283
00:16:12,902 --> 00:16:15,304
wanted to set up a shelter
for depressed wallabies.
284
00:16:15,338 --> 00:16:16,740
God!
285
00:16:16,774 --> 00:16:20,243
- Gave her $200,000 too.
- Whoa!
286
00:16:20,276 --> 00:16:22,979
Tell him what...
what she did for it, Angel.
287
00:16:23,012 --> 00:16:25,148
Oh, she kite-surfed
unassisted
288
00:16:25,181 --> 00:16:27,917
from the Cayman Islands
to Texas.
289
00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:29,553
Whoa!
290
00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:31,954
And she was blind.
291
00:16:31,988 --> 00:16:34,190
- Very talented girl.
- Right.
292
00:16:34,223 --> 00:16:36,259
No sense of
direction, though.
293
00:16:36,292 --> 00:16:39,496
No. So, you see
what I'm getting at here, Jake?
294
00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:41,832
Nuh, not really.
295
00:16:41,865 --> 00:16:44,868
Angel tells me
that we need some good press.
296
00:16:44,902 --> 00:16:46,570
You probably heard
297
00:16:46,603 --> 00:16:49,506
my paper was caught
bugging celebrities' toilets.
298
00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:51,675
Yeah, yeah, I did hear
something about that.
299
00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:53,477
And there was that... that story
300
00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:56,145
about the penis in the punch
bowl at the Christmas party.
301
00:16:56,179 --> 00:16:57,980
Did you read about that?
302
00:16:58,014 --> 00:16:59,650
Yeah, Cam showed me
something about that.
303
00:16:59,683 --> 00:17:01,819
Lies, all of it. Right, Angel?
304
00:17:01,852 --> 00:17:04,521
They just hate you
because you're successful, sir.
305
00:17:04,555 --> 00:17:06,389
Right.
306
00:17:06,423 --> 00:17:08,191
But it wouldn't
hurt your image
307
00:17:08,224 --> 00:17:10,393
to do something nice
for the sick kids.
308
00:17:10,427 --> 00:17:14,363
Yeah, yeah, it just has to be
a big splash, though.
309
00:17:14,397 --> 00:17:16,232
Hang on a moment.
Go with me on this.
310
00:17:16,265 --> 00:17:19,536
How about you carry a koala
on your back?
311
00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:21,505
I don't have a koala.
312
00:17:21,538 --> 00:17:23,172
Ah. How about a child?
313
00:17:23,206 --> 00:17:25,274
Who's gonna let me borrow
their kid?
314
00:17:25,308 --> 00:17:27,276
Yeah, that's a good point,
isn't it?
315
00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:29,446
Oh, I know,
I'll do it unassisted
316
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:32,114
and I'll put your name
on my backpack.
317
00:17:35,084 --> 00:17:37,821
Alright, you got me
in a good mood. Let's do it.
318
00:17:37,855 --> 00:17:40,223
Angel, put out a statement.
319
00:17:40,256 --> 00:17:42,826
Just him and a backpack.
Right, Jake?
320
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:44,495
Yep, nothin' else.
321
00:17:44,528 --> 00:17:46,463
Great. Stark naked.
322
00:17:46,497 --> 00:17:48,799
- Perfect.
- Oh, no, no, no. No, no.
323
00:17:48,832 --> 00:17:50,601
I'll get arrested if I'm nude.
324
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:53,937
Alright.
Just a loincloth then, alright?
325
00:17:53,971 --> 00:17:55,439
Otherwise, that's it.
326
00:17:55,472 --> 00:17:59,576
We'll call him
the Naked Wanderer.
327
00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:00,978
No, no, no, it's awkward.
328
00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:03,680
There you go, Jake.
Now fuck off!
329
00:18:03,714 --> 00:18:06,349
Oh, Mr King, can I just have...
330
00:18:07,818 --> 00:18:11,120
- 2,500 kilometres nude?
- Well, we got the money, though.
331
00:18:11,153 --> 00:18:12,523
Did you hear what I just said?
332
00:18:12,556 --> 00:18:14,725
I have to walk all that way
with no clothes. Nude.
333
00:18:14,758 --> 00:18:17,728
- Yeah, I know. It's awesome.
- Oh, Cam, Cam, listen!
334
00:18:17,761 --> 00:18:19,228
I can't do it, mate.
335
00:18:19,262 --> 00:18:21,063
It's going to be 40-plus degrees
every day.
336
00:18:21,097 --> 00:18:22,766
I have to wear
a massive backpack.
337
00:18:22,799 --> 00:18:24,233
You know my feet easily blister.
338
00:18:24,267 --> 00:18:26,269
I mean, this...
this is so stupid, Cam!
339
00:18:26,302 --> 00:18:29,105
Hey, hey, listen, listen.
Just settle down, alright?
340
00:18:29,138 --> 00:18:32,375
There is such thing
as sunscreen, you know?
341
00:18:32,409 --> 00:18:34,878
And, hey, it's also
going to be perfect
342
00:18:34,912 --> 00:18:36,780
because you're already
going to be naked.
343
00:18:36,813 --> 00:18:38,982
Do you know how horny
that's gonna make the babes
344
00:18:39,016 --> 00:18:40,617
you meet along the way?
345
00:18:40,651 --> 00:18:42,151
Oh, that's great, Cam,
346
00:18:42,184 --> 00:18:43,820
except my dick's not gonna work
because of the heat.
347
00:18:43,854 --> 00:18:46,623
You'll be fine. The loincloth
will protect your dick.
348
00:18:46,657 --> 00:18:49,026
Hey, and listen,
if it makes you feel any better,
349
00:18:49,058 --> 00:18:51,595
I'm going to be there with you
every step of the way.
350
00:18:51,628 --> 00:18:53,430
- Really?
- Yeah, in a car.
351
00:18:55,231 --> 00:18:58,902
No-one has ever done a walk
this size naked before.
352
00:18:58,936 --> 00:19:00,737
No.
Of course they haven't.
353
00:19:00,771 --> 00:19:02,204
No-one is this stupid.
354
00:19:02,238 --> 00:19:04,073
You'll be a hero, mate.
355
00:19:04,106 --> 00:19:06,309
You'll never pay
for another beer in your life.
356
00:19:06,342 --> 00:19:08,144
You could be
Australian of the Year.
357
00:19:08,177 --> 00:19:10,112
You're being ridiculous.
358
00:19:10,146 --> 00:19:12,381
Just remember
whose idea this was, alright?
359
00:19:23,159 --> 00:19:25,194
- I got this.
- Let's go.
360
00:19:30,968 --> 00:19:33,302
- Hmm.
- Come on!
361
00:19:37,139 --> 00:19:39,543
Ohh! It's my uncle.
362
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,945
- You have it.
- Huh?
363
00:19:41,979 --> 00:19:43,680
Quick!
364
00:19:44,481 --> 00:19:46,382
- Uh, hello?
- Ah, Jake.
365
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:48,452
Just to let you know
I'm keeping an eye on you,
366
00:19:48,485 --> 00:19:50,353
you know,
so don't embarrass me, right?
367
00:19:50,386 --> 00:19:52,589
We have a tracker
on the satphone.
368
00:19:52,623 --> 00:19:53,790
Uh, OK.
369
00:19:53,824 --> 00:19:56,059
Don't forget to plug me
a lot on Twitter
370
00:19:56,093 --> 00:19:58,127
as Mr All Heart, right?
371
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,530
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Mr Heart on Twitter. Yep.
372
00:20:00,564 --> 00:20:03,700
Jake, seriously,
don't... don't mess this up.
373
00:20:03,734 --> 00:20:06,069
My stock price has just taken
a bit of a hit
374
00:20:06,103 --> 00:20:08,371
and I'm up to the eyeballs
with fucking legal...
375
00:20:08,405 --> 00:20:10,239
Hello!
376
00:20:10,272 --> 00:20:13,543
Who says the young
don't give a stuff?
377
00:20:13,577 --> 00:20:16,713
Now, this young man
is the spirit of Australia.
378
00:20:16,747 --> 00:20:19,483
How proud I am to support him
on this adventure
379
00:20:19,516 --> 00:20:21,485
that won't only change
his life,
380
00:20:21,518 --> 00:20:23,553
but will change the lives
of thousands.
381
00:20:23,587 --> 00:20:25,455
- From now on, Jack...
- Jake.
382
00:20:25,489 --> 00:20:28,992
Jake! ..Jake will
be known as the...
383
00:20:29,026 --> 00:20:31,094
..Naked Wanderer.
384
00:20:33,229 --> 00:20:36,399
Now, waiting for Jake
at the end of his walk
385
00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:40,437
is $200,000
that I'm happy to contribute.
386
00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:44,875
It's, uh... just
the kind of guy I am.
387
00:20:44,908 --> 00:20:48,912
So, good luck, Naked Wanderer.
388
00:20:50,947 --> 00:20:52,549
Thank you.
389
00:20:52,582 --> 00:20:54,451
What's next?
390
00:20:58,121 --> 00:21:00,691
- You're here. You actually came.
- Yeah!
391
00:21:00,724 --> 00:21:02,859
You thought I wouldn't
come and wish you luck?
392
00:21:02,893 --> 00:21:04,494
Ooh!
393
00:21:04,528 --> 00:21:06,463
- How does it feel, Jake?
- Alright, that's enough.
394
00:21:06,496 --> 00:21:08,799
Come on, mate.
395
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,534
Hurry up.
396
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,842
- Good luck, buddy.
- Thanks.
397
00:21:22,244 --> 00:21:23,947
Jake.
398
00:21:35,992 --> 00:21:37,894
Jake, it's Angel.
399
00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:43,200
Mr King would like to remind you
you better fucking make it.
400
00:21:43,232 --> 00:21:45,669
Otherwise, just stay out there.
401
00:22:01,551 --> 00:22:03,252
Hey!
402
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:39,222
Oh, pick up the pace,
will you?
403
00:22:39,256 --> 00:22:41,958
If it isn't my support team.
404
00:22:41,992 --> 00:22:43,392
- How's it going?
- Yeah.
405
00:22:43,426 --> 00:22:45,228
All these cars keep tooting me
406
00:22:45,262 --> 00:22:46,797
and people shout out
very colourful things.
407
00:22:46,830 --> 00:22:48,632
Yeah, it's because
you're famous, mate.
408
00:22:48,665 --> 00:22:50,901
You're going to be
on the news tonight.
409
00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:52,202
- Really?
- Yeah.
410
00:22:52,235 --> 00:22:53,637
- That's awesome.
- Yeah, cool.
411
00:22:53,670 --> 00:22:55,371
Hey, um, where am I
meeting you next?
412
00:22:55,405 --> 00:22:57,574
Cam, we've been through this
a thousand times.
413
00:22:57,607 --> 00:22:59,643
It's all on the map
I gave you, alright?
414
00:22:59,676 --> 00:23:01,478
You have still got the map,
right?
415
00:23:01,511 --> 00:23:04,014
Uh... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I've got it, I've got it.
416
00:23:04,047 --> 00:23:05,482
It's cool. Um...
417
00:23:05,515 --> 00:23:07,450
Just gotta check something.
I'll be back.
418
00:23:07,484 --> 00:23:09,286
- One sec.
- Cam, where is it?
419
00:23:47,591 --> 00:23:51,528
♪ Just a-walkin'
down the road
420
00:23:55,065 --> 00:23:59,069
♪ I'm just walkin' down the road
421
00:23:59,102 --> 00:24:02,138
♪ Singing to myself
422
00:24:02,172 --> 00:24:03,573
♪ I want to... ♪
423
00:24:03,607 --> 00:24:05,675
- G'day, mate.
- Fuck!
424
00:24:05,709 --> 00:24:07,577
Holy sh...
Where did you come from?
425
00:24:07,611 --> 00:24:09,546
You scared the shit
out of me, mate.
426
00:24:09,579 --> 00:24:12,616
Where did you come from?
Why are you naked?
427
00:24:12,649 --> 00:24:15,452
You... you OK?
Did someone rape you?
428
00:24:15,485 --> 00:24:18,387
No. No-one raped me, mate.
I'm the Naked Wanderer.
429
00:24:18,421 --> 00:24:21,224
- So you're on drugs?
- No, I'm not on drugs.
430
00:24:21,258 --> 00:24:23,093
I'm doing a walk for charity.
431
00:24:23,126 --> 00:24:24,527
This company sponsored me
432
00:24:24,561 --> 00:24:26,529
and I'm just naked
to make it more interesting.
433
00:24:26,563 --> 00:24:28,231
- That's ridiculous.
- No, it's...
434
00:24:28,265 --> 00:24:30,033
Yeah, it is a bit.
435
00:24:30,066 --> 00:24:33,169
Anyway, who are you and why
are you out here half-naked?
436
00:24:33,203 --> 00:24:35,372
Eli. I'm heading
back to country.
437
00:24:35,405 --> 00:24:38,909
Oh. Well, I'm Jake, by the way.
Nice to meet ya.
438
00:24:38,942 --> 00:24:41,511
- What'd you say you were doing?
- Going back to country.
439
00:24:41,544 --> 00:24:43,480
I'll spend a few months
living in the bush
440
00:24:43,513 --> 00:24:45,081
like my ancestors used to.
441
00:24:45,115 --> 00:24:49,586
Really? That's cool. You wanna
walk with me for a bit?
442
00:24:49,619 --> 00:24:51,621
In this heat? No way, mate.
443
00:24:51,655 --> 00:24:53,556
I wouldn't walk in this
if you paid me.
444
00:24:53,590 --> 00:24:56,192
That's fair enough.
It was good to meet you, mate.
445
00:24:56,226 --> 00:24:58,061
Might see you on the road.
446
00:26:15,538 --> 00:26:17,140
What the...?!
447
00:26:46,236 --> 00:26:50,474
Oh!
Excuse me? Are you OK?
448
00:26:50,508 --> 00:26:53,777
Yeah, I'm fine,
thanks. How are you?
449
00:26:53,810 --> 00:26:56,846
I'm great, but can I ask why
you're out here almost naked?
450
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,649
- Oh, it's for kids.
- Excuse me?
451
00:26:59,682 --> 00:27:02,085
- I'm naked for kids.
- Oh, my God!
452
00:27:02,118 --> 00:27:03,720
No, no, no, no.
453
00:27:03,753 --> 00:27:05,989
I'm doing a charity walk to
help raise money for sick kids
454
00:27:06,022 --> 00:27:08,558
and being naked
is part of the challenge.
455
00:27:08,591 --> 00:27:10,727
So I've got about
2,000 Ks to go.
456
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,530
I'm Jake, by the way.
457
00:27:12,562 --> 00:27:14,465
Nice to meet you, Jake.
458
00:27:14,498 --> 00:27:18,635
I'm Nikki, that's Valerie
and that's Keithy.
459
00:27:18,668 --> 00:27:21,171
- I just have to say, you win.
- Win what?
460
00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:23,673
I have seen some crazy stuff
in Australia,
461
00:27:23,706 --> 00:27:25,675
but you are by far the craziest.
462
00:27:25,708 --> 00:27:27,677
Really? Oh, that's awesome.
463
00:27:27,710 --> 00:27:29,413
Where are you guys headed?
464
00:27:29,447 --> 00:27:31,549
Uh, Cervantes.
Are you going there?
465
00:27:31,581 --> 00:27:33,551
Yeah, yeah, should be there
in about three days.
466
00:27:33,583 --> 00:27:35,218
Can I give you something?
467
00:27:35,251 --> 00:27:37,421
Feel like I need to
give you something. Here.
468
00:27:37,455 --> 00:27:39,322
Oh. Thanks.
469
00:27:40,590 --> 00:27:42,859
Come find us
at Cervantes, naked Jake.
470
00:27:42,892 --> 00:27:45,161
Yeah, I will.
471
00:27:53,002 --> 00:27:54,704
Ohhh!
472
00:28:06,382 --> 00:28:08,651
Ahhh!
473
00:28:23,467 --> 00:28:25,235
Oh, my God!
474
00:28:26,102 --> 00:28:28,805
Oh! They told me
you were coming our way.
475
00:28:28,838 --> 00:28:33,577
And I was using the laws
of attraction to lure you in.
476
00:28:33,611 --> 00:28:35,579
Oh, 'The Secret' works!
477
00:28:35,613 --> 00:28:37,981
Come, come. Ohhh!
478
00:28:38,014 --> 00:28:40,950
How are you?
Do you want a drink?
479
00:28:40,984 --> 00:28:42,218
Tea? Coffee?
480
00:28:42,252 --> 00:28:44,821
Come inside
and I'll fix you up something.
481
00:28:44,854 --> 00:28:48,358
OK. Um, I'm just looking
for a blue... Oh!
482
00:28:57,635 --> 00:29:00,937
Oh... Oh, thanks very much.
483
00:29:01,704 --> 00:29:03,840
Wait there. I'll be right back.
484
00:29:03,873 --> 00:29:05,375
OK.
485
00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:34,070
Oh.
486
00:29:34,103 --> 00:29:37,807
I feel so blessed
to meet you, Jake.
487
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,843
You do? Oh!
How do you know my name?
488
00:29:40,877 --> 00:29:42,845
I saw you on the TV
a few nights ago.
489
00:29:42,879 --> 00:29:46,082
And I follow your tweets.
I'm Halina.
490
00:29:46,115 --> 00:29:47,585
Here. Take this.
491
00:29:47,618 --> 00:29:50,119
Whoa! That's a lot of...
Whoa! What's that for?
492
00:29:50,153 --> 00:29:51,921
Well, you are raising money,
aren't you?
493
00:29:51,955 --> 00:29:53,591
Yeah, but that's
a lot of money.
494
00:29:53,624 --> 00:29:56,392
Well, you won't raise anything
unless you take it from people.
495
00:29:56,427 --> 00:29:58,161
Thanks.
496
00:29:58,194 --> 00:30:00,396
Oooh!
497
00:30:01,364 --> 00:30:02,999
I guess it's just...
498
00:30:03,032 --> 00:30:07,471
..walk, walk, walk, walk, walk,
isn't it?
499
00:30:07,504 --> 00:30:09,473
Sometimes I stop and eat too.
500
00:30:13,243 --> 00:30:15,745
What do you do when
you want to go to the toilet?
501
00:30:15,778 --> 00:30:17,648
I mean, number ones I know,
502
00:30:17,681 --> 00:30:19,617
but number twos
must be a bit difficult.
503
00:30:19,650 --> 00:30:21,351
Um...
504
00:30:22,318 --> 00:30:23,886
Oh! Excuse me.
505
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,888
I just remembered I've got to go
and do something.
506
00:30:25,922 --> 00:30:27,323
- Oh. Really?
- Yeah, sorry.
507
00:30:27,357 --> 00:30:30,694
I'll catch up with you
a bit later. Cheers.
508
00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:32,429
Thank you!
509
00:30:49,979 --> 00:30:51,482
Hey!
510
00:30:52,449 --> 00:30:54,718
Not so naked Jake.
511
00:30:54,752 --> 00:30:56,919
Uh... you have clothes on.
512
00:30:56,953 --> 00:30:59,856
- Yeah, I do. Valerie, right?
- Yeah.
513
00:30:59,889 --> 00:31:02,358
Yeah, yeah.
Fancy seeing you here.
514
00:31:02,392 --> 00:31:05,429
What's the matter?
You look a little flustered.
515
00:31:05,462 --> 00:31:07,263
No, no, no. I'm just a bit hot.
516
00:31:07,297 --> 00:31:10,033
- Yeah, needed to take a swim.
- Yeah.
517
00:31:10,066 --> 00:31:12,736
Do you know if there are
any jellyfish in here?
518
00:31:12,770 --> 00:31:15,472
Here? I... I... I don't think so.
519
00:31:15,506 --> 00:31:17,907
That's good. You wanna come in?
520
00:31:19,042 --> 00:31:22,145
Um, no. I'm just going to
warm up a bit here first.
521
00:31:23,279 --> 00:31:27,317
Yeah, yeah, I might just chill
for a bit here too.
522
00:31:27,350 --> 00:31:28,985
Cool.
523
00:31:34,725 --> 00:31:37,093
Do you need a...
Do you need a hand?
524
00:31:37,126 --> 00:31:39,262
- Yeah, would you?
- Yeah.
525
00:31:41,699 --> 00:31:43,399
Cool.
526
00:31:44,167 --> 00:31:45,868
- Just... just here?
- Yeah.
527
00:31:45,902 --> 00:31:47,837
That's alright.
528
00:31:49,005 --> 00:31:51,174
Yeah, it'll get ya good.
529
00:31:52,141 --> 00:31:55,011
- What'll get me good?
- The sun.
530
00:31:55,044 --> 00:31:57,146
- The Aussie sun. It's...
- Right, yeah.
531
00:31:57,180 --> 00:31:59,683
We've got a bit of a hole
in the ozone layer, so...
532
00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:01,552
Yeah, it's... it's bad. Yeah.
533
00:32:06,956 --> 00:32:09,460
Hmm. What a wicked spot, eh?
534
00:32:09,493 --> 00:32:10,893
Mmm.
535
00:32:10,927 --> 00:32:13,630
Do you have anything
like this back home?
536
00:32:13,664 --> 00:32:15,131
Oh, gosh.
537
00:32:15,164 --> 00:32:17,367
Well, I've lived
actually all over the place
538
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,302
and, no, not even close.
539
00:32:19,335 --> 00:32:21,505
Well, you know what you need
to do then, right?
540
00:32:21,538 --> 00:32:23,172
What's that?
541
00:32:23,206 --> 00:32:25,476
Well, you need to find yourself
a good Aussie bloke to marry
542
00:32:25,509 --> 00:32:26,909
so you can stay here.
543
00:32:26,943 --> 00:32:28,512
Are you saying
that you'd marry me
544
00:32:28,545 --> 00:32:30,714
so that I could get
my Australian citizenship?
545
00:32:30,748 --> 00:32:32,315
Because that would
actually be great.
546
00:32:32,348 --> 00:32:34,785
- Oh, no, no, no. I'm...
- I was planning to move back...
547
00:32:34,818 --> 00:32:36,587
You're joking.
You're kidding, right?
548
00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:38,555
You got me good.
549
00:32:38,589 --> 00:32:40,323
- Got you.
- You did.
550
00:32:44,661 --> 00:32:46,229
- Well, it was good...
- So, um...
551
00:32:46,262 --> 00:32:47,531
Yeah?
552
00:32:47,564 --> 00:32:50,066
Tell me more about this walk
you're doing for charity.
553
00:32:50,099 --> 00:32:52,935
Yeah, well, I gotta walk up
to this town called Broome,
554
00:32:52,969 --> 00:32:55,439
at the top of WA,
like a broom, you know.
555
00:32:55,472 --> 00:32:56,973
Yeah, right, yeah.
556
00:32:57,006 --> 00:32:58,442
And if I make it up there,
557
00:32:58,475 --> 00:33:00,878
then this rich guy's
gonna give me 200 grand
558
00:33:00,910 --> 00:33:02,513
for a children's hospital.
559
00:33:02,546 --> 00:33:03,946
- 200 grand?
- Mm-hm.
560
00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:07,083
Wow. That's amazing, Jake.
561
00:33:07,950 --> 00:33:10,587
It's weird.
I have... I have a niece.
562
00:33:10,621 --> 00:33:14,658
Um, she's three and she's in
and out of hospital quite a bit.
563
00:33:14,691 --> 00:33:17,026
She's a very brave little girl.
564
00:33:17,059 --> 00:33:19,563
Yeah, yeah, right. As if.
565
00:33:19,596 --> 00:33:22,031
You're not gonna get me again.
You got me once.
566
00:33:22,064 --> 00:33:24,033
You're not gonna get me
a second time. No.
567
00:33:24,066 --> 00:33:26,737
- What?
- Oh, shit, you're not joking?
568
00:33:26,770 --> 00:33:29,440
- No.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
569
00:33:30,908 --> 00:33:32,810
- It's OK. It's OK.
- A mighty big...
570
00:33:32,843 --> 00:33:34,645
- Oh, naked Jakey!
- Hey!
571
00:33:34,678 --> 00:33:36,078
- Hi!
- Nikki.
572
00:33:36,112 --> 00:33:38,080
Oh, you are real -
I thought the girls
573
00:33:38,114 --> 00:33:40,082
were taking the piss
when they told me about you.
574
00:33:40,116 --> 00:33:42,084
- I told you so.
- Very real. What's your name?
575
00:33:42,118 --> 00:33:43,720
- Keith.
- Keith.
576
00:33:43,754 --> 00:33:45,121
- Aye.
- You're a Scotsman.
577
00:33:45,154 --> 00:33:47,558
- That's right, yeah.
- Aye. Aye.
578
00:33:47,591 --> 00:33:49,025
You coming for a swim?
579
00:33:49,058 --> 00:33:50,694
- Now?
- Uh...
580
00:33:50,727 --> 00:33:52,696
- Let's go!
- Uh...
581
00:33:53,664 --> 00:33:55,364
Uh...
582
00:34:01,170 --> 00:34:02,972
Wanna go for a swim?
583
00:34:05,374 --> 00:34:06,743
Go, go, go!
584
00:34:16,052 --> 00:34:18,287
Go, go, go! Go! Jump!
585
00:34:22,191 --> 00:34:24,260
To new friends.
586
00:34:26,797 --> 00:34:28,665
- So, Jake.
- Hmm?
587
00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:31,802
What do you do, apart from
taking really long walks?
588
00:34:31,835 --> 00:34:33,704
- I'm a roof carpenter.
- Ooh!
589
00:34:33,737 --> 00:34:36,172
Or yeah, well, I was, anyway.
590
00:34:36,205 --> 00:34:38,174
- Retired?
- Retired?
591
00:34:38,207 --> 00:34:40,243
No, I wish, mate.
No, I was fired, actually.
592
00:34:40,276 --> 00:34:41,678
- Oh, right.
- Oh, right.
593
00:34:41,712 --> 00:34:43,881
So they fired you
before you went on this walk?
594
00:34:43,914 --> 00:34:45,381
No, no, it was just... Uh...
595
00:34:45,415 --> 00:34:47,751
Well, my boss and I
don't really see eye to eye.
596
00:34:47,784 --> 00:34:51,622
So is there anyone waiting
for you at the finish line?
597
00:34:51,655 --> 00:34:53,155
Probably just my housemate, Cam.
598
00:34:53,189 --> 00:34:55,258
- What, so no girlfriend?
- No.
599
00:34:55,291 --> 00:34:56,793
There's... there's no girlfriend.
600
00:34:56,827 --> 00:34:58,929
That's funny, because Valerie
doesn't have a boyfriend.
601
00:34:58,962 --> 00:35:00,864
Keith, don't be such a dick.
602
00:35:00,898 --> 00:35:02,633
Well, she is single, though.
603
00:35:02,666 --> 00:35:05,602
- OK, guys, I'm right here.
- Just be nice, though, yeah?
604
00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:07,771
She was dumped
just before she came out here.
605
00:35:07,804 --> 00:35:10,507
Guy was an idiot to think
he could do better than you.
606
00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:12,409
Nice line, Jake.
607
00:35:12,442 --> 00:35:15,311
- I'll get us some more drinks.
- Yep.
608
00:35:15,344 --> 00:35:17,681
- Do you have to be so obvious?
- What?
609
00:35:17,714 --> 00:35:20,417
He's trying to be sweet
and funny and you're ruining it.
610
00:35:20,450 --> 00:35:22,953
I was giving Jake a compliment.
It was a great fuckin' line.
611
00:35:22,986 --> 00:35:24,655
Thanks, Keith.
612
00:35:25,622 --> 00:35:27,024
- No.
- No!
613
00:35:27,056 --> 00:35:28,458
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, it's happening.
614
00:35:28,492 --> 00:35:31,327
- No, no, no.
- We bought it. It's happening.
615
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,797
- This is the last of it, so...
- Oh, no, no, no!
616
00:35:33,830 --> 00:35:35,331
This is the last of it.
617
00:35:35,364 --> 00:35:37,099
- No!
- You deserve this.
618
00:35:37,133 --> 00:35:39,302
- I deserve this.
- Just a little bit.
619
00:35:39,335 --> 00:35:42,204
Alright. Twisted my arm.
620
00:35:42,238 --> 00:35:44,841
Why is this so hard?
621
00:35:44,875 --> 00:35:47,911
This is the decider. Come on.
622
00:35:47,945 --> 00:35:50,614
Ooh! Come on. Oh.
623
00:35:50,647 --> 00:35:52,049
- Piggyback.
- No.
624
00:35:52,081 --> 00:35:53,784
- Yep.
- No.
625
00:35:54,751 --> 00:35:56,152
Alright, this is us away, then.
626
00:35:56,185 --> 00:35:57,588
- No!
- Goodnight.
627
00:35:57,621 --> 00:35:59,322
- Don't do it! Goodnight.
- Night-night.
628
00:35:59,355 --> 00:36:01,592
It's so early!
629
00:36:03,594 --> 00:36:05,361
I need to go to bed.
630
00:36:05,394 --> 00:36:07,096
Come on.
631
00:36:11,501 --> 00:36:15,639
- Good game.
- Good game. I won.
632
00:36:20,844 --> 00:36:22,879
Hmm. Peace out.
633
00:36:24,313 --> 00:36:25,816
Oh!
634
00:37:06,757 --> 00:37:09,325
I'm glad we spotted
your nice little bum
635
00:37:09,358 --> 00:37:11,394
on the side of the road, Jake.
636
00:37:14,865 --> 00:37:16,566
Jake?
637
00:38:05,182 --> 00:38:06,583
Valerie?
638
00:38:12,288 --> 00:38:14,124
Valerie...
639
00:38:59,803 --> 00:39:01,104
Ohh.
640
00:39:07,244 --> 00:39:08,879
Jake!
641
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,281
Oi! What are you doing?
642
00:39:12,314 --> 00:39:14,885
What am I doing?
What... what are you doing?
643
00:39:14,918 --> 00:39:17,087
You were gonna leave
without saying goodbye?
644
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,889
Yeah, I didn't wanna
wake you up.
645
00:39:18,922 --> 00:39:22,425
You should have. I wanted
to see you this morning.
646
00:39:22,459 --> 00:39:25,294
- I have something for you.
- Oh, really?
647
00:39:25,327 --> 00:39:27,464
Yes. My dad gave it to me
before I left.
648
00:39:27,497 --> 00:39:30,834
It's supposed to be good luck
while travelling.
649
00:39:32,202 --> 00:39:33,837
It's a pig.
650
00:39:33,870 --> 00:39:35,272
Well, it's a lucky pig.
651
00:39:35,304 --> 00:39:37,274
It's a pink pig.
652
00:39:37,306 --> 00:39:39,276
Right, I'm going
and taking my pig...
653
00:39:39,308 --> 00:39:42,279
No, I really like it. Stay.
Thank you.
654
00:39:42,311 --> 00:39:44,047
You're welcome.
655
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:48,418
I just, uh... Yeah, I don't
really have any pockets.
656
00:39:48,451 --> 00:39:53,757
Let me see, let me see.
Ah! This cup will do.
657
00:39:53,790 --> 00:39:56,526
What are you laughing at?
658
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,728
Are you... are you
laughing at my arse?
659
00:39:58,762 --> 00:40:01,164
No. Pig suits you.
660
00:40:01,198 --> 00:40:02,699
Cool.
661
00:40:02,732 --> 00:40:04,701
- Coooool.
- Hey, do you wanna...
662
00:40:04,734 --> 00:40:07,137
Do you wanna grab a photo
together?
663
00:40:07,170 --> 00:40:09,139
- Yeah, sure. Good memory.
- Yeah, just...
664
00:40:09,172 --> 00:40:11,441
- Yeah, one for the memories.
- Yeah.
665
00:40:13,443 --> 00:40:15,045
- You ready?
- Yeah.
666
00:40:15,078 --> 00:40:16,313
Cool.
667
00:40:16,345 --> 00:40:18,415
Thanks.
668
00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:21,685
So I'll see you around?
669
00:40:23,053 --> 00:40:24,821
Maybe.
670
00:40:26,556 --> 00:40:28,725
I hope so.
671
00:40:28,758 --> 00:40:30,460
I hope so.
672
00:41:05,128 --> 00:41:06,830
Oh.
673
00:41:08,298 --> 00:41:10,800
Um...
674
00:41:10,834 --> 00:41:12,602
Ooh. OK.
675
00:41:18,475 --> 00:41:20,176
No, it's...
676
00:41:21,478 --> 00:41:23,113
..this way.
677
00:41:23,146 --> 00:41:24,848
Hmm-hm.
678
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,543
Hey, Cam,
it's your mate Jake here.
679
00:41:53,576 --> 00:41:56,079
Uh, I've got no food
680
00:41:56,112 --> 00:41:57,881
and I'm going to die.
681
00:41:57,914 --> 00:42:02,052
So I just wanted you to know
you're dead to me.
682
00:42:02,085 --> 00:42:03,820
If I die, you die.
683
00:42:04,587 --> 00:42:06,489
OK. 'Bye.
684
00:42:22,372 --> 00:42:23,873
Jake, Mr King.
685
00:42:23,907 --> 00:42:25,675
G'day, Mr King.
How are you, sir?
686
00:42:25,709 --> 00:42:27,644
Well, I've been better, Jake.
687
00:42:27,677 --> 00:42:31,449
The Huffington Post just wrote
an article about me today.
688
00:42:31,481 --> 00:42:33,216
And that's bad?
689
00:42:33,249 --> 00:42:36,586
Yeah, they interviewed
my last personal assistant.
690
00:42:36,619 --> 00:42:39,055
Oh. And she's not a fan?
691
00:42:39,089 --> 00:42:43,626
Well, she compared me
with Joseph Stalin.
692
00:42:43,660 --> 00:42:46,663
Hang on. Come in!
693
00:42:46,696 --> 00:42:49,632
Ah, good. Now, I haven't seen
many tweets from you recently.
694
00:42:49,666 --> 00:42:51,634
I mean, people need to know
695
00:42:51,668 --> 00:42:53,903
about my generosity
and warmth, Jake.
696
00:42:53,937 --> 00:42:55,905
So what the hell
have you been doing?
697
00:42:55,939 --> 00:42:58,575
Normal phones don't really get
a signal out here, Mr King.
698
00:42:58,608 --> 00:43:01,211
Hang on! Ah, vindaloo, there.
699
00:43:02,178 --> 00:43:04,014
Uh, chicken tikka masala there.
700
00:43:04,047 --> 00:43:07,250
Biryani there.
701
00:43:07,283 --> 00:43:09,319
Uh, bhindi over there.
702
00:43:09,352 --> 00:43:10,854
That's right. That's good.
703
00:43:10,887 --> 00:43:12,555
Brinjal there.
704
00:43:14,290 --> 00:43:16,460
And... yeah, the rice.
705
00:43:16,494 --> 00:43:19,362
So, uh,
when will you have a signal?
706
00:43:19,396 --> 00:43:21,164
Uh... tomorrow. I'll...
707
00:43:21,197 --> 00:43:23,633
I'll make it to Kalbarri
and I'll send a tweet tomorrow.
708
00:43:23,666 --> 00:43:25,469
- How about that?
- Well...
709
00:43:25,503 --> 00:43:27,537
Send more than one,
Jake, please.
710
00:43:27,570 --> 00:43:30,774
I mean, $200,000
is a lot of money.
711
00:43:30,807 --> 00:43:32,909
Well, not to me,
but it is to most people.
712
00:43:32,942 --> 00:43:35,446
Listen, Mr King,
I'm a little bit starving,
713
00:43:35,479 --> 00:43:37,280
so I was just wondering
if you could please...
714
00:43:37,313 --> 00:43:40,884
This is beef vindaloo.
I asked for kangaroo vindaloo.
715
00:43:40,917 --> 00:43:42,352
Mr King?
716
00:43:42,385 --> 00:43:46,923
It's people like you that are
responsible for racial hatred.
717
00:44:01,838 --> 00:44:04,741
- Hey! The Naked Wanderer!
- Oh!
718
00:44:04,774 --> 00:44:07,177
- Oh, f...
- Calm down, Jake. It's just me.
719
00:44:07,210 --> 00:44:08,711
Eli?
720
00:44:08,745 --> 00:44:11,614
Why can't you just say hello
like a normal person?
721
00:44:14,017 --> 00:44:16,252
You weren't planning on
camping here tonight, were ya?
722
00:44:16,286 --> 00:44:18,021
Heaps of wild dogs in the area.
723
00:44:18,054 --> 00:44:20,957
Wild dogs? What do I do
if I see a wild dog?
724
00:44:20,990 --> 00:44:22,493
- Run.
- Run?
725
00:44:22,526 --> 00:44:24,227
- Fast.
- How fast?
726
00:44:24,260 --> 00:44:26,096
- Really fast.
- Oh.
727
00:44:26,129 --> 00:44:28,298
Is there anything else
I need to look out for?
728
00:44:28,331 --> 00:44:30,934
Oh. Brown snakes. Death adders.
729
00:44:30,967 --> 00:44:33,169
Funnel-web spiders. Scorpions.
730
00:44:33,203 --> 00:44:34,904
Blackfellas.
731
00:44:38,308 --> 00:44:39,909
You had dinner?
732
00:44:39,943 --> 00:44:41,144
Nah, nah.
733
00:44:41,177 --> 00:44:43,613
My support team
hasn't turned up yet.
734
00:44:43,646 --> 00:44:46,249
All good. Start a fire.
735
00:44:46,282 --> 00:44:49,018
- I'll cook this.
- A rat?
736
00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:26,189
Cameron? You...!
737
00:45:26,222 --> 00:45:27,957
Where have you been?!
738
00:45:27,991 --> 00:45:30,160
Mate, I was so hungry,
I had to eat a rat.
739
00:45:30,193 --> 00:45:32,061
- Hey, hey, hey! Listen.
- I don't eat rat.
740
00:45:32,095 --> 00:45:34,063
Before you say anything,
you have no idea
741
00:45:34,097 --> 00:45:35,865
what I have been through
to get here.
742
00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:37,535
- Did you lose the map?
- No.
743
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:39,537
- You lost the map?
- No. I didn't lose the map.
744
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,104
- Thank God.
- I lost my car.
745
00:45:41,137 --> 00:45:43,139
- What?!
- And that had the map in it.
746
00:45:43,173 --> 00:45:44,774
Oh! Ahhh! OK.
747
00:45:44,807 --> 00:45:46,743
I don't even know what to do
with that statement, Cameron.
748
00:45:46,776 --> 00:45:48,978
Can I please, please
just have my food supplies?
749
00:45:49,012 --> 00:45:51,214
Did you not just hear me?
I lost the car.
750
00:45:51,247 --> 00:45:54,817
Your supplies are gone.
Oh, hang on!
751
00:45:54,851 --> 00:45:58,021
Not everything.
I bought you this.
752
00:45:58,054 --> 00:45:59,490
Thanks.
753
00:45:59,523 --> 00:46:00,957
- Looks delicious.
- You're welcome.
754
00:46:00,990 --> 00:46:02,792
Can I just have
some water then, please?
755
00:46:02,825 --> 00:46:04,428
Just anything, Cam, mate.
756
00:46:04,461 --> 00:46:05,862
You know what? Listen.
757
00:46:05,895 --> 00:46:07,764
I didn't drink all my milk.
758
00:46:07,797 --> 00:46:09,699
- It's yours.
- Thanks.
759
00:46:10,467 --> 00:46:13,036
No! Cam! No!
760
00:46:16,507 --> 00:46:20,009
- Did you do that on purpose?
- I'll go get some supplies.
761
00:46:20,043 --> 00:46:22,378
- You did that on purpose.
- I didn't do it on purpose.
762
00:46:22,413 --> 00:46:23,947
Cam!
763
00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:27,383
Cam, you can't leave me here
without supplies.
764
00:46:27,418 --> 00:46:29,018
Just move your shit, please.
765
00:46:29,052 --> 00:46:31,020
- Cam, what are you doing?
- I'll see ya later.
766
00:46:31,054 --> 00:46:32,755
- Cam! Cam!
- Just... just wait, alright?
767
00:46:32,789 --> 00:46:34,458
- Cam!
- Let go of the car!
768
00:46:34,491 --> 00:46:36,192
Cam! Cam!
769
00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:56,179
Oh! Oh!
770
00:46:56,212 --> 00:46:58,248
Oh-oh-oh-oh!
771
00:46:59,717 --> 00:47:01,685
OK. There we go.
772
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,920
Come on, come on, come on. Ohh!
773
00:47:03,953 --> 00:47:06,956
Oh. Bloody bush rat!
774
00:47:07,824 --> 00:47:09,792
Ohhh. Oh!
775
00:47:17,735 --> 00:47:19,936
Hey, little guy.
776
00:47:19,969 --> 00:47:22,071
I didn't see you there.
777
00:47:22,839 --> 00:47:24,441
Is this your home?
778
00:47:24,475 --> 00:47:26,309
Sorry. Ahhh!
779
00:47:27,176 --> 00:47:29,145
How about I just go back
the way I came
780
00:47:29,178 --> 00:47:31,147
and we forget
we saw each other, hey?
781
00:47:31,180 --> 00:47:34,551
OK, I'm just gonna
reach for my bag.
782
00:47:34,585 --> 00:47:35,852
I won't hurt ya.
783
00:47:35,885 --> 00:47:37,454
Argh!
784
00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:43,427
Let go, let go, let go of me!
785
00:48:06,215 --> 00:48:07,618
Whoa!
786
00:48:07,651 --> 00:48:09,252
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
787
00:48:09,285 --> 00:48:11,087
Eli?
788
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:14,525
Eli, am I glad to see you.
Mate, I think I'm gonna die.
789
00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:15,958
I got bitten by a snake
790
00:48:15,992 --> 00:48:17,594
and I passed out
because of the poison.
791
00:48:17,628 --> 00:48:19,929
You were bitten by a python.
They don't have any venom.
792
00:48:19,962 --> 00:48:21,765
No, no, it must have been
a different snake
793
00:48:21,799 --> 00:48:23,900
because as soon as it bit me,
I got knocked out.
794
00:48:23,933 --> 00:48:25,835
You passed out
because you had a fever.
795
00:48:25,868 --> 00:48:27,270
Fever? What fever?
796
00:48:27,303 --> 00:48:29,473
Yeah, you kind of
shat yourself too.
797
00:48:29,506 --> 00:48:31,207
What?
798
00:48:32,175 --> 00:48:34,143
No!
799
00:48:34,177 --> 00:48:36,413
No!
800
00:48:38,981 --> 00:48:42,018
Oh, man, I've got
a massive headache as well.
801
00:48:42,051 --> 00:48:45,021
Yeah, that's probably
from the dragging.
802
00:48:45,054 --> 00:48:47,056
The dragging? What dragging?
803
00:48:47,090 --> 00:48:49,025
Well, when I found you,
covered in crap,
804
00:48:49,058 --> 00:48:50,893
the ants were crawling
all over you,
805
00:48:50,927 --> 00:48:52,663
so I couldn't
just leave you there.
806
00:48:52,696 --> 00:48:56,132
But I wasn't gonna carry you due
to the poo, so I dragged you.
807
00:48:56,165 --> 00:48:58,669
I was careful,
but this is the outback
808
00:48:58,702 --> 00:49:01,037
and there are rocks around.
809
00:49:02,473 --> 00:49:04,006
Let me get this straight.
810
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:05,809
I got bitten by a snake,
811
00:49:05,843 --> 00:49:08,010
shat myself
812
00:49:08,044 --> 00:49:09,979
and then you dragged me
through rocks.
813
00:49:10,012 --> 00:49:11,415
Are you joking?
814
00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:13,950
I think what you're trying
to say is thanks.
815
00:49:17,488 --> 00:49:19,188
Thanks.
816
00:49:22,426 --> 00:49:24,160
The thing is, Jake...
817
00:49:24,994 --> 00:49:26,963
..I'm not feelin'
too good myself.
818
00:49:26,996 --> 00:49:29,867
- I have a bad stomach too.
- Oh, really?
819
00:49:29,899 --> 00:49:31,568
What do you think it is?
820
00:49:32,703 --> 00:49:36,607
Well, when I found you,
passed out, covered in shit...
821
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,976
..I laughed so hard, I think
I pulled a muscle in my gut.
822
00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:44,548
You dickhead!
823
00:49:58,495 --> 00:50:01,063
Ohh. Good morning, mate.
824
00:50:01,097 --> 00:50:02,999
That smells good.
825
00:50:03,032 --> 00:50:04,934
Feeling better?
826
00:50:04,967 --> 00:50:07,336
Yeah. Yeah, I am.
827
00:50:07,370 --> 00:50:10,306
Seriously, Jake. I know
this is for charity and all,
828
00:50:10,339 --> 00:50:12,409
but why would you do this
to yourself?
829
00:50:12,443 --> 00:50:15,378
Ahhh. I'm actually
doing it for a girl.
830
00:50:15,412 --> 00:50:18,047
You've seen
too many movies, mate.
831
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,850
Let me guess.
832
00:50:19,883 --> 00:50:21,618
This girl is out of your league,
833
00:50:21,652 --> 00:50:24,688
but by doing this walk,
you will show her you exist.
834
00:50:24,721 --> 00:50:26,989
Uh, not quite.
835
00:50:27,023 --> 00:50:28,759
I mean, don't you know
that it's only
836
00:50:28,792 --> 00:50:31,495
after we have lost everything,
we are free to do anything.
837
00:50:31,528 --> 00:50:32,930
Wow.
838
00:50:32,962 --> 00:50:35,599
Is that like
an old Aboriginal saying?
839
00:50:35,632 --> 00:50:37,400
No. It's from 'Fight Club'.
840
00:50:37,434 --> 00:50:41,137
The point is -
you are on an amazing journey
841
00:50:41,170 --> 00:50:43,440
and you need to leave
the past in the past
842
00:50:43,474 --> 00:50:45,308
and grow as you walk.
843
00:50:45,341 --> 00:50:47,478
You will not be the same man
that started this journey
844
00:50:47,511 --> 00:50:50,079
by the end,
and that is a good thing.
845
00:50:50,112 --> 00:50:52,148
That was from 'Forrest Gump'.
846
00:50:52,181 --> 00:50:54,317
No. That's from Eli, my brother.
847
00:51:26,082 --> 00:51:27,985
Oh! Thank you!
848
00:51:28,017 --> 00:51:30,186
Thank you very much.
849
00:51:31,053 --> 00:51:34,190
Hi, Jake.
Congrats on the walk so far.
850
00:51:34,223 --> 00:51:35,926
Cheers.
851
00:51:35,959 --> 00:51:38,027
Uh, this is my daughter, Teresa.
852
00:51:38,060 --> 00:51:40,196
Hello, Teresa.
It's very nice to meet you.
853
00:51:40,229 --> 00:51:42,866
- You too.
- Oh, thank you.
854
00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:45,067
Teresa, what did you want
to say to Jake?
855
00:51:45,101 --> 00:51:48,137
I just wanna say thank you.
Thank you.
856
00:51:48,170 --> 00:51:51,675
You're very welcome. I'm glad
I could do something to help.
857
00:51:51,708 --> 00:51:53,544
Come here.
858
00:51:54,745 --> 00:51:57,848
- I like your hat.
- Thank you.
859
00:51:57,881 --> 00:51:59,650
Oh!
860
00:51:59,683 --> 00:52:02,218
- Okey-dokey.
- Thanks, Jake.
861
00:52:02,251 --> 00:52:04,755
I wish there were more people
in the world like you.
862
00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:07,223
Jake. Jake, how do you feel?
863
00:52:07,256 --> 00:52:09,191
I feel good. Yeah.
864
00:52:09,225 --> 00:52:11,193
I feel like I'm glad
to have made it here
865
00:52:11,227 --> 00:52:13,463
and I'm very grateful for
the support of everyone here.
866
00:52:13,497 --> 00:52:15,599
Any incidents
worth reporting so far?
867
00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:17,166
No, not really.
868
00:52:17,199 --> 00:52:19,268
I'm having a good time,
I'm meeting some great people
869
00:52:19,302 --> 00:52:21,672
and just trying not to get
killed by the local wildlife.
870
00:52:23,306 --> 00:52:25,207
How do you feel about being
associated with King Global,
871
00:52:25,241 --> 00:52:28,311
specifically Mr King,
given the recent accusations?
872
00:52:28,344 --> 00:52:30,814
The recent accusa... No.
873
00:52:30,847 --> 00:52:32,381
I don't know anything
about that,
874
00:52:32,416 --> 00:52:34,484
so that's a no... no comment.
875
00:52:34,518 --> 00:52:36,820
Alright, I'd better...
876
00:52:36,853 --> 00:52:38,622
Hey, you came!
877
00:52:38,655 --> 00:52:40,791
I mean, we just heard
about some crazy naked guy
878
00:52:40,824 --> 00:52:43,125
walking through town,
thought we'd come have a look.
879
00:52:43,159 --> 00:52:45,127
- Really? Where is he?
- Yeah.
880
00:52:45,161 --> 00:52:46,830
Can't seem to see him anywhere.
881
00:52:46,863 --> 00:52:48,331
Alright, come on.
882
00:52:48,364 --> 00:52:50,199
It's more like
you were dying to see me
883
00:52:50,232 --> 00:52:52,368
and you drove all this way
just to get a glimpse.
884
00:52:52,401 --> 00:52:54,337
- That's closer to the truth.
- Keith!
885
00:52:54,370 --> 00:52:57,941
- Are you OK, Jakey?
- Yeah, I'm good.
886
00:52:57,975 --> 00:53:00,043
A little bit tired,
but I'm alright.
887
00:53:00,077 --> 00:53:02,546
Hey, where are you guys
staying tonight?
888
00:53:02,579 --> 00:53:05,482
Uh... just at the backpackers
in town.
889
00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:07,651
Do you reckon they might have
room for little old me?
890
00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:10,654
I reckon Valerie might
have some room for you...
891
00:53:10,687 --> 00:53:13,657
Uh... you can stay with us
tonight if you like.
892
00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:15,092
Hey, Jake!
893
00:53:15,124 --> 00:53:16,593
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
894
00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:18,962
- Nah. Don't know you, mate.
- Oh, mate, seriously?
895
00:53:18,996 --> 00:53:21,932
- You still angry at me?
- Yeah, Cam, I am.
896
00:53:21,965 --> 00:53:23,734
You're supposed to be
my support crew
897
00:53:23,767 --> 00:53:27,303
and so far you've provided me
with zero support, so...
898
00:53:28,605 --> 00:53:31,340
OK. Cam, this is everyone.
Everyone, this is Cam.
899
00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:34,611
He's my housemate. A poor excuse
for a best friend at the moment.
900
00:53:34,645 --> 00:53:36,413
Come on, Keith.
901
00:53:37,179 --> 00:53:38,782
- Hey...
- 'Bye...
902
00:53:38,815 --> 00:53:40,851
But can I come with you guys?
903
00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:46,490
Hey, I'm really glad you're here
904
00:53:46,523 --> 00:53:49,526
'cause there's something
I wanted to tell you.
905
00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:51,862
- Sounds serious.
- It is. Come on.
906
00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:54,731
- Ooh!
- Look.
907
00:53:54,765 --> 00:53:56,232
It's a little bit awkward,
908
00:53:56,265 --> 00:53:58,334
so I'm just going to come out
and say it, alright?
909
00:53:58,367 --> 00:54:02,873
But I really don't appreciate
you staring at my nipples
910
00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:04,340
every chance you get, alright?
911
00:54:04,373 --> 00:54:06,342
- My eyes are up here, OK?
- Remind me.
912
00:54:06,375 --> 00:54:08,979
Who couldn't stop staring at me
at the beach that day?
913
00:54:09,012 --> 00:54:10,681
- Was that...?
- I don't know.
914
00:54:10,714 --> 00:54:13,382
I was trying to make sure you
didn't have any insects on you.
915
00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:15,619
OK? 'Cause Australia's
a very dangerous place, so...
916
00:54:15,652 --> 00:54:18,689
Thanks. That's really,
really thoughtful.
917
00:54:18,722 --> 00:54:20,424
Doing what I can.
918
00:54:21,223 --> 00:54:22,926
Are you really going OK?
919
00:54:22,959 --> 00:54:24,928
Yeah. Yeah, why?
920
00:54:24,961 --> 00:54:27,329
Well, you look like shit.
921
00:54:27,363 --> 00:54:29,331
I look like...
Yeah, I do, don't I?
922
00:54:29,365 --> 00:54:31,601
- A little bit, yeah.
- Uh...
923
00:54:31,635 --> 00:54:33,402
I'm really tired.
924
00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:35,005
Yeah.
925
00:54:35,038 --> 00:54:38,175
I mean, the walking's OK,
but I just can't sleep at night.
926
00:54:38,207 --> 00:54:40,209
Why not?
927
00:54:40,242 --> 00:54:42,244
It's the noises.
928
00:54:42,278 --> 00:54:43,847
The desert.
929
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,683
And people keep telling me
about these really sick kids.
930
00:54:46,717 --> 00:54:49,218
I mean, you saw the girl
back there and...
931
00:54:51,287 --> 00:54:54,891
..it just makes me really sad.
932
00:54:54,925 --> 00:54:59,096
You're doing your bit
and that's what counts.
933
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:01,765
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
934
00:55:01,798 --> 00:55:03,399
- Thanks.
- Come on.
935
00:55:03,433 --> 00:55:06,470
Tonight, we will sleep inside...
936
00:55:06,503 --> 00:55:08,237
- Ohhh!
- ..relax...
937
00:55:08,270 --> 00:55:10,239
- Yes!
- ..and have a good rest.
938
00:55:10,272 --> 00:55:12,109
- Oh!
- I promise, promise...
939
00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:13,977
- ..I won't get you drunk.
- OK.
940
00:55:23,453 --> 00:55:27,491
God, it is so good
to eat some deep-fried food.
941
00:55:27,524 --> 00:55:30,093
So how much further
do you have to walk?
942
00:55:30,127 --> 00:55:32,361
Hmm, well,
I have to walk every day,
943
00:55:32,394 --> 00:55:35,232
for the next two months,
and then I might be close.
944
00:55:35,264 --> 00:55:37,667
Honestly, mate, why would you
do that to yourself?
945
00:55:37,701 --> 00:55:39,970
- Did it to win my ex back.
- Really?
946
00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:41,505
Yeah.
947
00:55:41,538 --> 00:55:43,272
She told me that I was boring,
948
00:55:43,305 --> 00:55:45,307
so I'm doing it
to prove her wrong.
949
00:55:45,341 --> 00:55:47,410
Bloody hell. Is it working?
950
00:55:47,444 --> 00:55:49,212
Yeah, yeah, kind of.
951
00:55:49,246 --> 00:55:51,214
She texted me today
to say that she misses me.
952
00:55:51,248 --> 00:55:53,016
So that's, you know, good.
953
00:55:53,049 --> 00:55:55,485
And what about Valerie?
954
00:55:56,887 --> 00:56:00,023
- What about Valerie?
- Oh, it's pretty obvious, mate.
955
00:56:00,056 --> 00:56:01,758
Nikki calls me socially retarded
956
00:56:01,792 --> 00:56:05,462
and even I can see the way
you two look at each other.
957
00:56:05,495 --> 00:56:07,831
Yeah, but I've only just
met her, mate. Is that mental?
958
00:56:07,864 --> 00:56:09,365
Very.
959
00:56:10,332 --> 00:56:12,368
Hey, has she... has she
said anything about me?
960
00:56:12,401 --> 00:56:14,171
She doesn't need to, mate.
961
00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:17,174
Since she's met you, she's been
a nightmare to travel with.
962
00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:19,176
Every speck on the horizon,
"Oh, is that Jake?
963
00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:20,911
"Is that Jake over there?"
964
00:56:20,944 --> 00:56:23,713
She's like a mad wee puppy dog
with her tongue flapping...
965
00:56:23,747 --> 00:56:25,882
What are you two wankers
gasbagging about?
966
00:56:25,916 --> 00:56:27,684
- Puppies.
- What?
967
00:56:27,717 --> 00:56:29,686
Uh... puppies.
You know, man's best friend.
968
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:33,456
I was just saying how lovely it
would be to own a puppy one day.
969
00:56:33,490 --> 00:56:35,725
Yeah, yeah,
I love puppies too.
970
00:56:35,759 --> 00:56:38,195
Cam, I do not care
what you think.
971
00:56:38,228 --> 00:56:39,930
Ohhh!
Jake, are you for real, mate?
972
00:56:39,963 --> 00:56:42,331
How many times do I have to say
I'm sorry, alright?
973
00:56:42,364 --> 00:56:44,167
My car is full of supplies
for you. Let's go.
974
00:56:44,201 --> 00:56:49,039
Jake, don't be so mean.
He's said he's sorry 100 times.
975
00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:50,941
- Alright?
- OK.
976
00:56:50,974 --> 00:56:54,077
I forgive you
for being the worst person ever.
977
00:56:54,110 --> 00:56:55,679
Yeah, I'll take it. Yes!
978
00:56:55,712 --> 00:56:57,881
So, what drinking game
are we playing tonight?
979
00:56:57,914 --> 00:56:59,482
- Yes!
- Oh, no.
980
00:56:59,516 --> 00:57:01,251
Valerie, you promised.
981
00:57:01,284 --> 00:57:03,687
No! Yes.
Jake is not drinking tonight.
982
00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:05,689
Ah, he has a lot
of walking ahead
983
00:57:05,722 --> 00:57:07,691
and we need to take care of him.
984
00:57:07,724 --> 00:57:10,126
- We can still get pissed.
- That we can, baby.
985
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,329
Oh, Jake, I told the manager
that you're staying here.
986
00:57:12,361 --> 00:57:14,030
He gave you a room
all to yourself.
987
00:57:14,064 --> 00:57:16,233
And when she says
"to yourself", she means...
988
00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:18,367
Keith, I told you. Seriously.
989
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:21,404
- Do you want me to show you?
- Yeah, that'd be great.
990
00:57:25,342 --> 00:57:26,977
- Your bag?
- Yeah.
991
00:57:27,878 --> 00:57:31,181
They are away
to do some dirty shite.
992
00:57:31,214 --> 00:57:34,417
- Oh, grow up, baby!
- Oh?
993
00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:36,686
Hey, Jake's probably
not going to finish that?
994
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:39,022
- No, go for it.
- Great, thank you.
995
00:57:41,224 --> 00:57:43,193
Let me help you relax.
996
00:57:43,226 --> 00:57:45,195
Oh, what makes you think
that I'm tense?
997
00:57:45,228 --> 00:57:49,165
- Oh, my God, I don't know.
- Oh! Ow!
998
00:57:49,199 --> 00:57:50,700
- Ahhhh.
- How's that?
999
00:57:50,734 --> 00:57:52,636
Oh, no, it's actually
really amazing.
1000
00:57:52,669 --> 00:57:53,870
Good.
1001
00:57:53,904 --> 00:57:55,705
Hey, listen,
I've been wondering.
1002
00:57:55,739 --> 00:57:58,942
What made you want to come out
and drive around Australia?
1003
00:57:58,975 --> 00:58:01,544
Mmm. Well, the short version is
I've always wanted to.
1004
00:58:01,578 --> 00:58:03,546
And the long version?
1005
00:58:04,581 --> 00:58:07,484
My sister told me to get away
from my loser ex.
1006
00:58:07,517 --> 00:58:09,452
- Ohh...
- Yeah.
1007
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:12,122
What happened to you two,
if you don't mind me asking?
1008
00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:13,924
That's an even longer story.
1009
00:58:13,957 --> 00:58:16,826
That's fine,
'cause I'm lovin' this massage.
1010
00:58:17,994 --> 00:58:21,131
I started dating him around
the time my niece got sick.
1011
00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:22,799
He was, um...
1012
00:58:22,832 --> 00:58:25,468
Well, I was spending a lot of
time with her in the hospital
1013
00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:27,304
and helping out my sister.
1014
00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:30,440
He was really supportive
at first, but, um...
1015
00:58:30,473 --> 00:58:32,976
..eventually
he just hated the fact
1016
00:58:33,009 --> 00:58:36,646
that I was never in the mood
to go and party or whatever.
1017
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,548
- So he dumped me.
- Really?
1018
00:58:38,581 --> 00:58:40,550
- Yeah.
- Wow.
1019
00:58:40,583 --> 00:58:42,485
I bet he regrets that now.
1020
00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:45,989
No more sad talk. I'm with
the famous Naked Wanderer.
1021
00:58:46,022 --> 00:58:49,259
Oh, come off it.
Come on, I'm hardly famous.
1022
00:58:49,292 --> 00:58:51,294
I hung out
with some girls yesterday
1023
00:58:51,328 --> 00:58:52,896
and told them that we met.
1024
00:58:52,929 --> 00:58:55,365
It was like I went backstage
at a One Direction concert.
1025
00:58:55,398 --> 00:58:57,167
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
did you just admit
1026
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,735
to being a One Direction fan?
1027
00:58:58,768 --> 00:59:00,470
- No...
- Oh, you did!
1028
00:59:00,503 --> 00:59:02,205
I'm just saying
that everyone loves you.
1029
00:59:02,238 --> 00:59:04,507
- Everyone's obsessed with you.
- Oh!
1030
00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:07,010
I have no idea why.
1031
00:59:10,246 --> 00:59:12,615
You're really awesome.
1032
00:59:14,418 --> 00:59:16,119
Thanks.
1033
00:59:16,152 --> 00:59:17,854
Can I kiss you?
1034
00:59:35,105 --> 00:59:36,806
Ah!
1035
01:00:00,797 --> 01:00:02,565
Val?
1036
01:00:13,910 --> 01:00:15,612
Hey.
1037
01:00:29,427 --> 01:00:31,761
Leaving without
saying goodbye again?
1038
01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:34,164
What? No, no, no.
I was looking for ya.
1039
01:00:34,197 --> 01:00:35,698
I know. I'm kidding.
1040
01:00:35,732 --> 01:00:37,734
I got up early
and bought you a juice.
1041
01:00:37,767 --> 01:00:40,703
- Thank you.
- Oh, Cam's gone too, by the way.
1042
01:00:40,737 --> 01:00:42,872
He told me to tell you
he's... onto it?
1043
01:00:42,906 --> 01:00:44,542
- Oh, he's onto it?
- Yeah.
1044
01:00:44,574 --> 01:00:46,376
Yeah, I think
we'll see about that.
1045
01:00:46,410 --> 01:00:51,614
So, uh... thanks for helping me
to, uh... relax last night.
1046
01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:53,417
It was really fun.
1047
01:00:53,451 --> 01:00:56,619
It... it was. Um...
1048
01:00:58,755 --> 01:01:00,924
You know, Jake,
at the end of this drive,
1049
01:01:00,957 --> 01:01:03,760
I don't have to go home
right away.
1050
01:01:03,793 --> 01:01:06,763
What, you're going to stay back
and do a bit more travelling?
1051
01:01:06,796 --> 01:01:08,432
No.
1052
01:01:08,466 --> 01:01:10,233
No, I was thinking
more along the lines
1053
01:01:10,266 --> 01:01:13,537
of hanging out with you
when you'd finished your walk.
1054
01:01:13,571 --> 01:01:15,105
Oh, right. Yeah.
1055
01:01:15,138 --> 01:01:18,308
That would be heaps better
than what I just said.
1056
01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:22,212
So, you would want to hang out
more after your walk?
1057
01:01:22,245 --> 01:01:23,813
Yeah, of course.
1058
01:01:24,948 --> 01:01:27,317
What, do you just want to
keep walking with me now?
1059
01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:29,085
No, no.
I wouldn't make it a day.
1060
01:01:29,119 --> 01:01:31,087
Plus, Nikki would kill Keith
if I'm not there.
1061
01:01:31,121 --> 01:01:34,124
True. But I will see you again
on this walk, right?
1062
01:01:34,157 --> 01:01:36,292
Well, we're going
to Coral Bay next.
1063
01:01:36,326 --> 01:01:37,727
No, I'm not going there.
1064
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:39,863
- Onslow?
- It's too far away.
1065
01:01:40,630 --> 01:01:42,566
What about, um... uh...
1066
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:44,535
- ..Karratha?
- Karratha, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1067
01:01:44,568 --> 01:01:47,971
I'm going there.
But not for about three weeks.
1068
01:01:48,004 --> 01:01:49,372
- Oh.
- Hmm.
1069
01:01:49,406 --> 01:01:50,940
OK.
1070
01:01:50,974 --> 01:01:52,342
Three weeks.
1071
01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:54,010
Hmm.
1072
01:01:55,178 --> 01:01:58,848
Well, just make sure
you're there.
1073
01:02:00,116 --> 01:02:01,818
Yes, ma'am.
1074
01:02:26,577 --> 01:02:28,745
- 'Bye.
- 'Bye.
1075
01:02:31,582 --> 01:02:33,683
'Bye.
1076
01:02:57,508 --> 01:03:00,611
Ahh. Angel, get your passport.
1077
01:03:20,497 --> 01:03:22,732
Angel, is that you?
1078
01:03:22,765 --> 01:03:25,301
Why aren't you in London?
What are you doing here?
1079
01:03:25,335 --> 01:03:26,869
I need to talk to you, Jake,
1080
01:03:26,903 --> 01:03:28,639
and I thought
it was really important
1081
01:03:28,672 --> 01:03:30,240
that we do it face to face.
1082
01:03:30,273 --> 01:03:33,410
- OK, what's going on?
- It's Mr King.
1083
01:03:33,444 --> 01:03:36,413
What's happening with Mr King?
1084
01:03:36,447 --> 01:03:38,081
He's suffering.
1085
01:03:38,114 --> 01:03:40,584
Look, I know that he's done
some stupid things,
1086
01:03:40,618 --> 01:03:43,286
but he's such a good man.
1087
01:03:43,319 --> 01:03:44,722
OK.
1088
01:03:44,754 --> 01:03:47,390
Nobody sees him
the way that I see him.
1089
01:03:47,424 --> 01:03:49,392
They just want to tear him down
1090
01:03:49,426 --> 01:03:52,762
because they don't know
that he has feelings.
1091
01:03:52,795 --> 01:03:55,231
And I just can't stand
to see him hurting.
1092
01:03:55,265 --> 01:03:57,568
I'm so sorry.
You must think I'm so stupid.
1093
01:03:57,601 --> 01:03:59,969
No, hey, hey.
1094
01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:02,406
You love him. I get it.
1095
01:04:02,439 --> 01:04:05,108
We all do crazy things
for people we love.
1096
01:04:05,141 --> 01:04:07,511
I... I do.
1097
01:04:09,279 --> 01:04:13,349
I-I do love him. I-I've never
told anyone that before.
1098
01:04:13,383 --> 01:04:15,918
Um... So...
1099
01:04:17,488 --> 01:04:19,757
Could you please, please help?
1100
01:04:19,789 --> 01:04:22,392
You know what?
I'll do it right now.
1101
01:04:26,764 --> 01:04:30,400
- Keep it coming.
- I will. I will.
1102
01:04:34,438 --> 01:04:36,973
OK, so I have to go.
1103
01:04:37,006 --> 01:04:39,743
But can we keep this little
chat between you and I?
1104
01:04:39,777 --> 01:04:42,513
It's in the vault.
1105
01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:44,548
Alright.
1106
01:04:52,922 --> 01:04:55,726
OK, it's sorted.
1107
01:04:55,759 --> 01:04:57,827
I think we'll get
plenty of thanks
1108
01:04:57,860 --> 01:05:00,229
from the Naked Wanderer
from now on.
1109
01:07:09,626 --> 01:07:11,160
Yay!
1110
01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:13,329
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Hello.
1111
01:07:13,362 --> 01:07:16,633
Hi. How you doing? Hello.
Thank you.
1112
01:07:16,667 --> 01:07:19,803
Thanks, brother. Thanks very
much. Appreciate it. Thank you.
1113
01:07:19,837 --> 01:07:23,306
How are you doing.... Oh! Val!
1114
01:07:23,339 --> 01:07:25,007
Who is that?
1115
01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:27,744
That is Valerie.
1116
01:07:27,778 --> 01:07:31,415
- Hey, told you I'd make it.
- You came.
1117
01:07:31,448 --> 01:07:34,952
Thank you, Cam.
But what is she doing with Jake?
1118
01:07:34,984 --> 01:07:38,455
Oh. They met at
the start of the walk.
1119
01:07:38,489 --> 01:07:40,858
Hit it off right away.
1120
01:07:40,891 --> 01:07:43,627
Miss me? Ahh!
1121
01:07:43,660 --> 01:07:45,529
Hey!
1122
01:07:46,864 --> 01:07:48,465
- Oh, you look great.
- Thank you.
1123
01:07:48,499 --> 01:07:50,099
- Alright, man.
- Keithy, how you doing?
1124
01:07:50,132 --> 01:07:53,302
She's a nice girl, yeah.
1125
01:07:55,137 --> 01:07:57,708
- Actually...
- Oh, Jake!
1126
01:07:57,741 --> 01:08:00,376
- Hi!
- Hi!
1127
01:08:00,410 --> 01:08:04,046
Jas... what a surprise.
I cannot believe you're here.
1128
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,816
- Ahhh. Hi, Valerie.
- Hi, Cam.
1129
01:08:05,849 --> 01:08:07,551
- Nice to see you.
- You too.
1130
01:08:09,653 --> 01:08:11,220
Valerie, this is Jasmine.
1131
01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:13,557
Jasmine is a... an old friend
from home.
1132
01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:17,293
A friend? Oh, I think
we're more than friends, Jake.
1133
01:08:17,326 --> 01:08:20,096
Well, he did ask me
to marry him.
1134
01:08:20,129 --> 01:08:25,435
And you did say no,
and you broke up with me, so...
1135
01:08:27,403 --> 01:08:29,673
It's nice to meet you, Jasmine.
1136
01:08:31,008 --> 01:08:33,410
Um, I'll see you all later.
1137
01:08:40,717 --> 01:08:44,021
What?! Mate, Jasmine asked me
where she could visit you
1138
01:08:44,053 --> 01:08:46,055
and I told her, that's it.
1139
01:08:46,088 --> 01:08:49,026
I just picked her up
at the airport, drove her here,
1140
01:08:49,058 --> 01:08:50,894
made sure she saw you
with Valerie.
1141
01:08:50,928 --> 01:08:53,362
- What'd you say?
- What? Nothing.
1142
01:08:53,396 --> 01:08:55,499
Anyway, mate, this is great.
1143
01:08:55,532 --> 01:08:58,535
Can't you see now Jasmine
dumping you was for the best?
1144
01:08:58,569 --> 01:09:01,070
- Yeah, I guess.
- Oh, you guess, do you?
1145
01:09:01,103 --> 01:09:02,940
Mate, why would you want to be
1146
01:09:02,973 --> 01:09:04,608
with someone who
treats you like that?
1147
01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:07,376
I'm just glad Valerie
was so cool about it.
1148
01:09:07,411 --> 01:09:10,981
She's not cool.
She was pissed, mate, pissed!
1149
01:09:11,014 --> 01:09:13,050
Cannot believe
you invited your ex here.
1150
01:09:13,082 --> 01:09:14,484
She thinks you still love her.
1151
01:09:14,518 --> 01:09:16,787
I didn't invite her here.
Cam did.
1152
01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:18,722
What the hell am I gonna do?
1153
01:09:18,755 --> 01:09:22,091
Look, don't worry about it now.
We've got a party to go to.
1154
01:09:22,124 --> 01:09:23,660
Party? What party?
1155
01:09:23,694 --> 01:09:26,630
The lady that runs this caravan
park, mad for you, mate.
1156
01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:28,966
She's invited
the whole bloody town.
1157
01:09:28,999 --> 01:09:32,002
- Her name's not Halina, is it?
- No idea.
1158
01:09:32,035 --> 01:09:37,239
But, mate, I told her you were
staying here. She was frothing.
1159
01:09:39,042 --> 01:09:41,912
- Are you pissing, Keith?
- Aye.
1160
01:09:41,945 --> 01:09:43,880
Ugh!
1161
01:09:46,049 --> 01:09:47,484
Alright, Cam, your job is
1162
01:09:47,517 --> 01:09:49,886
to keep Jasmine the hell away
from Valerie.
1163
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:51,588
- No problem, mate.
- Awesome.
1164
01:09:51,622 --> 01:09:54,791
Keith, keep Nikki busy so I can
get some time alone with Val?
1165
01:09:54,825 --> 01:09:56,526
Can do, mate. What's the plan?
1166
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:59,128
Well, I think I'm gonna
tell her how I feel.
1167
01:09:59,161 --> 01:10:02,032
- Which is how?
- I think I love her.
1168
01:10:02,065 --> 01:10:05,002
- Jake! Jake!
- Help me.
1169
01:10:06,903 --> 01:10:11,307
It's so good to see you!
So good!
1170
01:10:11,340 --> 01:10:15,177
And you brought
some young friends with you.
1171
01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:18,280
Oh, how I wish
I was 20 years younger.
1172
01:10:20,951 --> 01:10:22,619
Halina, what are you doing here?
1173
01:10:22,653 --> 01:10:25,756
- This is my caravan park too.
- Of course it is.
1174
01:10:25,789 --> 01:10:27,323
Come along!
1175
01:10:27,356 --> 01:10:29,626
There's a huge welcoming party
for the Naked Wanderer!
1176
01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:32,361
He's here, everyone!
Three cheers!
1177
01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:35,364
Hey. Hey!
1178
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:42,105
Ladies and gentlemen, let's
hear it for the Naked Wanderer!
1179
01:10:45,409 --> 01:10:51,148
As part of today's fun, we have
organised a karaoke competition!
1180
01:10:51,180 --> 01:10:54,618
And we thought it's only fair
for you to go first.
1181
01:10:54,651 --> 01:10:57,253
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Naked Wanderer!
1182
01:10:59,990 --> 01:11:01,792
Wow.
1183
01:11:01,825 --> 01:11:04,695
Okey-dokey, um...
1184
01:11:04,728 --> 01:11:08,999
This song goes out to
a really beautiful, special girl
1185
01:11:09,032 --> 01:11:10,901
who's here today.
1186
01:11:10,934 --> 01:11:12,903
She knows who she is.
1187
01:11:12,936 --> 01:11:16,006
Mmm-hmm.
1188
01:11:16,039 --> 01:11:19,409
Is this on? Hello? Oh, we're on.
1189
01:11:29,619 --> 01:11:33,423
♪ Well, sometimes
I go out by myself
1190
01:11:33,457 --> 01:11:37,494
♪ And I look across
the water... ♪
1191
01:11:37,527 --> 01:11:38,895
I did!
1192
01:11:38,929 --> 01:11:42,298
♪ And I think of all the things
Like what you're doin'
1193
01:11:42,331 --> 01:11:46,903
♪ And in my head
I paint a picture
1194
01:11:48,205 --> 01:11:52,476
♪ 'Cause since I've come on home
Well, my body's been a mess
1195
01:11:52,509 --> 01:11:55,178
♪ And I miss
your long black hair
1196
01:11:55,212 --> 01:11:57,948
♪ And the way you like to dress
1197
01:11:57,981 --> 01:12:00,183
♪ Won't you come on over
1198
01:12:00,217 --> 01:12:04,221
♪ Stop making a fool out of me?
1199
01:12:04,253 --> 01:12:09,291
♪ Why don't you come on over,
Valerie?
1200
01:12:10,894 --> 01:12:13,362
♪ Valerie
1201
01:12:15,165 --> 01:12:18,769
♪ Valerie
1202
01:12:20,036 --> 01:12:22,639
♪ Valerie
1203
01:12:24,241 --> 01:12:26,643
♪ Did you have to go to jail
1204
01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:28,678
♪ Put your house on up for sale?
1205
01:12:28,712 --> 01:12:31,148
♪ Did you get a good lawyer... ♪
1206
01:12:31,181 --> 01:12:32,949
Up you get. Yeah, yeah.
Let's go!
1207
01:12:32,983 --> 01:12:37,319
♪ Since I've come on home
Well, my body's been a mess
1208
01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:39,956
♪ And I've missed
your long black hair
1209
01:12:39,990 --> 01:12:42,391
♪ And the way you like to dress
1210
01:12:42,425 --> 01:12:44,561
♪ Won't you come on over
1211
01:12:44,594 --> 01:12:49,398
♪ Stop making a fool out of me?
1212
01:12:49,432 --> 01:12:54,437
♪ Why don't you come on over,
Valerie?
1213
01:12:55,906 --> 01:12:58,608
♪ Valerie
1214
01:13:00,076 --> 01:13:03,780
♪ Valerie
1215
01:13:05,048 --> 01:13:08,317
♪ Valerie
1216
01:13:09,653 --> 01:13:16,092
♪ Why don't you come on over,
Valerie? ♪
1217
01:13:27,938 --> 01:13:30,040
Yeah, mate, I mean,
we were just, like,
1218
01:13:30,073 --> 01:13:31,641
sitting around at home one day,
1219
01:13:31,675 --> 01:13:34,177
and he was like, "I'm gonna
go on this big charity walk,
1220
01:13:34,211 --> 01:13:37,447
"have as much sex as I can
with as many randoms as I can."
1221
01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:39,282
- Genius!
- I know, right?
1222
01:13:39,316 --> 01:13:42,452
And that song that he just sung,
that was for some little hottie
1223
01:13:42,485 --> 01:13:44,454
that he's already boned
along the way.
1224
01:13:44,487 --> 01:13:47,424
- What a legend!
- Killing it.
1225
01:13:49,226 --> 01:13:51,261
The sad thing is, though,
1226
01:13:51,294 --> 01:13:54,264
Jake is one of those,
like, good guys.
1227
01:13:54,297 --> 01:13:57,000
Now he's gone and bloody
fallen in love with her.
1228
01:13:57,033 --> 01:13:59,135
Such a loser.
1229
01:14:00,503 --> 01:14:03,707
So, what, you've already moved
on from me to the next girl?
1230
01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:05,642
Well, just in case
you forgot, Jas,
1231
01:14:05,675 --> 01:14:07,510
you... you said
that I was boring,
1232
01:14:07,544 --> 01:14:10,780
you said that I wasn't enough
and you broke up with me.
1233
01:14:10,814 --> 01:14:13,183
Yeah, I know.
1234
01:14:13,216 --> 01:14:15,886
But that was a mistake.
1235
01:14:15,919 --> 01:14:19,656
Baby, I love you
and I will marry you.
1236
01:14:19,689 --> 01:14:22,626
No... Jas!
1237
01:14:22,659 --> 01:14:24,995
Jas, Jas, Jas, Jas.
1238
01:14:25,028 --> 01:14:27,964
Jasmine, Jasmine, listen,
listen to me. It's too late.
1239
01:14:27,998 --> 01:14:31,434
OK, we're clearly
not right for each other,
1240
01:14:31,468 --> 01:14:34,504
and I... I don't feel
that way anymore.
1241
01:14:35,939 --> 01:14:39,843
But... But I came
all the way up here to see you.
1242
01:14:39,876 --> 01:14:43,046
Yeah, and I appreciate that,
but...
1243
01:14:44,848 --> 01:14:47,784
..we're done, OK?
1244
01:14:49,185 --> 01:14:51,421
Can I have my ring back?
1245
01:14:53,023 --> 01:14:54,925
Can I have my ring back?
1246
01:14:54,958 --> 01:14:58,028
Jas, can I please
have my ring back?
1247
01:14:58,061 --> 01:15:00,063
Thank you.
1248
01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:18,782
It's been a while.
How sweet am I?
1249
01:15:21,251 --> 01:15:24,254
Valerie!
1250
01:15:24,287 --> 01:15:27,390
Val! Val!
1251
01:15:27,425 --> 01:15:29,526
Valerie!
1252
01:15:29,559 --> 01:15:31,429
Val, wait! Wait!
1253
01:15:31,461 --> 01:15:33,763
- Where are you going?!
- Oi, Jake!
1254
01:15:33,797 --> 01:15:36,967
- Cam, what the fuck is going on?
- I don't know.
1255
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,735
I don't understand.
Did you say something?
1256
01:15:38,768 --> 01:15:40,603
Hey, I know I can be
a dick sometimes...
1257
01:15:40,637 --> 01:15:42,739
- Sometimes?
- Yeah, alright.
1258
01:15:42,772 --> 01:15:45,443
A lot of the time. But I didn't
say anything, I promise.
1259
01:15:45,475 --> 01:15:46,977
Let's jump in the car,
go after them.
1260
01:15:47,010 --> 01:15:49,379
You can't drive.
My uncle will kill you.
1261
01:15:49,413 --> 01:15:50,981
Well, I gotta do something.
1262
01:15:51,014 --> 01:15:52,649
Listen, whatever you're
thinking about doing,
1263
01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:54,284
just do the opposite, OK?
1264
01:15:54,317 --> 01:15:57,354
- I'm gonna walk after her.
- I knew you were gonna say that.
1265
01:15:57,387 --> 01:15:58,955
That's why I said,
"Do the opposite."
1266
01:15:58,989 --> 01:16:02,525
You don't understand, mate.
I have fallen for this girl, OK?
1267
01:16:02,559 --> 01:16:04,995
- I've never felt this way...
- Yeah, alright, just stop.
1268
01:16:05,028 --> 01:16:08,965
I don't wanna hear all the
romantic bullshit, OK? Just go.
1269
01:16:08,999 --> 01:16:11,267
I'll see you at the finish line,
alright?
1270
01:16:11,301 --> 01:16:13,636
Yeah, righto. Hey, hey, hey!
1271
01:16:14,537 --> 01:16:16,840
- Take that.
- What's this?
1272
01:16:16,873 --> 01:16:18,775
Keith wrote down
all the places
1273
01:16:18,808 --> 01:16:21,711
they were gonna be going, so we
could, like, you know, hang out.
1274
01:16:21,745 --> 01:16:24,482
Thanks, man.
I really appreciate it.
1275
01:16:24,514 --> 01:16:26,216
Yeah, yeah.
1276
01:16:26,249 --> 01:16:27,650
- Hey, Jake.
- Yeah?
1277
01:16:27,684 --> 01:16:30,854
I like Valerie, man. She's cool.
1278
01:16:30,887 --> 01:16:33,089
Oh, she is.
1279
01:16:46,470 --> 01:16:48,838
I'm starting to think
this oil Cameron gave me
1280
01:16:48,872 --> 01:16:51,174
doesn't protect me
from the sun at all.
1281
01:16:51,207 --> 01:16:53,009
Why would you listen to Cam?
1282
01:16:53,043 --> 01:16:55,111
He's not exactly
the smartest guy.
1283
01:16:55,145 --> 01:16:58,648
- Aye, but he has a great tan.
- Babe, you're Scottish.
1284
01:16:58,681 --> 01:17:00,750
You're not meant to have a tan.
1285
01:17:00,784 --> 01:17:03,586
What do you think, Valerie?
Is my skin turning brown?
1286
01:17:03,620 --> 01:17:08,124
Don't care, Keith.
You look like a moron.
1287
01:17:08,158 --> 01:17:12,028
- Oh, good one, Keith.
- What'd I say?!
1288
01:17:12,062 --> 01:17:14,364
You mentioned Cam,
best friends with Jake.
1289
01:17:14,397 --> 01:17:16,332
- You know that upsets her.
- No, I don't.
1290
01:17:16,366 --> 01:17:19,470
I don't know, because
you two nut cases won't tell me.
1291
01:17:19,503 --> 01:17:21,137
All I'm wanting to know is
1292
01:17:21,171 --> 01:17:23,807
why we had to leave
a bloody good party.
1293
01:17:44,627 --> 01:17:46,530
Nice try, Eli.
1294
01:17:46,564 --> 01:17:48,698
Hey, Jake,
you're getting sharper.
1295
01:17:48,731 --> 01:17:50,967
Can't stop, mate.
How you goin'?
1296
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:53,471
Hey, wait there.
What's goin' on?
1297
01:17:53,504 --> 01:17:56,339
I'm in a bit of a rush.
Gotta find someone.
1298
01:17:56,372 --> 01:17:58,708
- Tell me it's not the ex.
- Nah.
1299
01:17:58,741 --> 01:18:01,811
Ah, so old mate Eli was spot on
with his advice, eh?
1300
01:18:01,845 --> 01:18:03,913
Yeah, I guess
you could say that.
1301
01:18:03,947 --> 01:18:05,949
Hey, do you wanna walk with me?
1302
01:18:05,982 --> 01:18:08,718
I would, but you being almost
naked makes me uncomfortable.
1303
01:18:08,751 --> 01:18:10,620
Oh, right,
makes YOU uncomfortable?
1304
01:18:10,653 --> 01:18:12,956
- Yeah.
- Well, how do you think I feel?
1305
01:18:15,758 --> 01:18:18,361
Listen,
do I have to tell you...
1306
01:18:18,394 --> 01:18:20,096
Hey, Eli!
1307
01:18:20,130 --> 01:18:22,298
Mate, do you want
a fancy new satphone?
1308
01:18:22,332 --> 01:18:24,167
- Yeah!
- All yours.
1309
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:26,136
- Enjoy, brother.
- I will.
1310
01:18:26,169 --> 01:18:27,804
..a fucking thing,
what are you...
1311
01:19:09,078 --> 01:19:12,081
- Hello?
- Cameron? It's Uncle Brian.
1312
01:19:12,115 --> 01:19:16,886
Oh, hey. Hey, Uncle Brian.
Um... what can I do for ya?
1313
01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:20,089
You could put that
friend of yours on the phone.
1314
01:19:20,123 --> 01:19:23,460
Yeah, um, no,
he's not here right now.
1315
01:19:23,494 --> 01:19:26,664
- Well, where the hell is he?
- Um...
1316
01:19:26,696 --> 01:19:29,299
I'm not too sure at this point
in time, to be honest.
1317
01:19:29,332 --> 01:19:33,903
Cameron, I know you and I are
family, and family is important,
1318
01:19:33,937 --> 01:19:36,674
but if your mate
doesn't call me back today,
1319
01:19:36,706 --> 01:19:39,142
I will have you killed.
1320
01:19:39,175 --> 01:19:43,713
Or worse, I'll have
your dad cut you off.
1321
01:19:51,087 --> 01:19:53,524
- Who was that?
- Oh, hey, no-one.
1322
01:19:53,557 --> 01:19:56,025
Go back to sleep.
1323
01:19:59,028 --> 01:20:02,732
Or if... you know,
if you're not tired, we could...
1324
01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:06,102
..do something else.
1325
01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:13,343
Ahhh, yeah.
Ooh, come here.
1326
01:21:05,395 --> 01:21:07,997
Come on.
1327
01:21:16,105 --> 01:21:18,442
Oh. Argh!
1328
01:22:06,590 --> 01:22:08,525
How...
1329
01:22:12,496 --> 01:22:17,100
Angel? Is that you?
1330
01:22:19,402 --> 01:22:21,404
You really are dehydrated.
1331
01:22:21,438 --> 01:22:24,974
- What are you doing here?
- We have a tracker, remember?
1332
01:22:25,007 --> 01:22:28,144
Oh. Hey, Mr King.
1333
01:22:28,177 --> 01:22:30,913
Why haven't you been
answering my calls?
1334
01:22:30,947 --> 01:22:33,149
I lost my satphone.
1335
01:22:33,182 --> 01:22:34,951
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.
1336
01:22:34,984 --> 01:22:37,086
That's why we were able
to track you, right?
1337
01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:40,591
- Don't lie to me, Jake.
- No, honestly, I don't have it.
1338
01:22:40,624 --> 01:22:42,325
How the hell did you find me?
1339
01:22:42,358 --> 01:22:44,428
I suggest you shut up
and listen, Jake.
1340
01:22:44,461 --> 01:22:46,663
I want you to do something
for me, Jake.
1341
01:22:46,697 --> 01:22:48,197
Yeah, what's that?
1342
01:22:48,231 --> 01:22:51,435
A US news program wants
to do a big story on you.
1343
01:22:51,468 --> 01:22:53,871
The deadline is Friday week
1344
01:22:53,903 --> 01:22:57,106
so you've gotta finish the walk
in 10 days.
1345
01:22:57,140 --> 01:23:01,144
10 days? No, it's gonna
take me three weeks.
1346
01:23:01,177 --> 01:23:03,747
- Listen to me, ya little...
- Mr King!
1347
01:23:03,781 --> 01:23:05,883
Your anger. Please allow me.
1348
01:23:05,915 --> 01:23:09,318
Jake, you're doing
such a wonderful job,
1349
01:23:09,352 --> 01:23:13,457
and what Mr King meant was
it would be really fantastic
1350
01:23:13,490 --> 01:23:15,893
if you could finish
this walk in 10 days.
1351
01:23:15,925 --> 01:23:18,227
And he'll double your donation.
1352
01:23:18,261 --> 01:23:21,598
- 400 grand?
- Exactly.
1353
01:23:21,632 --> 01:23:25,368
Yeah, OK, I'll do me best.
1354
01:23:25,401 --> 01:23:29,238
Hmmm. You can do better
than that. Say it.
1355
01:23:29,272 --> 01:23:31,909
- I'll do it.
- Excellent.
1356
01:23:31,941 --> 01:23:34,545
You fuck...
1357
01:23:42,018 --> 01:23:44,987
How the fuck did you find me?
1358
01:23:45,021 --> 01:23:48,291
How did... Oh.
1359
01:24:16,854 --> 01:24:19,021
Where'd you come from?
1360
01:24:19,055 --> 01:24:22,493
You're not that hard to track
with all this sand around.
1361
01:24:22,526 --> 01:24:25,496
Mate.
1362
01:24:26,430 --> 01:24:30,299
I've gotta find Valerie.
I need to get here.
1363
01:24:32,503 --> 01:24:34,738
Come on,
I know a short cut.
1364
01:25:46,543 --> 01:25:50,379
Ah, whoa, whoa, hold up.
Loincloth's come undone again.
1365
01:25:55,251 --> 01:25:58,789
What is it?
1366
01:26:00,924 --> 01:26:03,026
Remember what I said
about the dogs?
1367
01:26:03,060 --> 01:26:05,161
- Run?
- Run, run, run!
1368
01:26:05,194 --> 01:26:07,363
Run, run, RUN!
1369
01:26:07,396 --> 01:26:09,466
- RUN! This way!
- Ahhh!
1370
01:26:31,488 --> 01:26:34,390
Oh, hey. Oh, shit!
1371
01:26:43,165 --> 01:26:46,670
- Are we good?
- Uh... not really.
1372
01:26:46,703 --> 01:26:50,239
- What do you mean, Angel?
- He's not here.
1373
01:26:50,272 --> 01:26:53,076
And there's no sign of him.
1374
01:27:02,552 --> 01:27:04,454
Fucking hell!
1375
01:27:06,623 --> 01:27:10,326
Oh, yeah, my-a foot-a-ball-a
team-a lost-a, right?
1376
01:27:10,359 --> 01:27:12,462
It's OK, I speak English.
1377
01:27:12,496 --> 01:27:17,299
Well, why didn't you say so, you
garlic-munching drongo bastard?
1378
01:27:17,333 --> 01:27:19,703
I beg your pardon, sir?
1379
01:27:20,537 --> 01:27:23,305
No worries.
Another one of those.
1380
01:27:24,741 --> 01:27:26,910
Oh.
1381
01:27:35,886 --> 01:27:37,821
Is that him?
1382
01:27:40,590 --> 01:27:43,259
Oi! He's here!
1383
01:27:45,962 --> 01:27:48,031
Shit, are you alright?
1384
01:27:48,065 --> 01:27:50,734
Jake, you alright?
1385
01:27:50,767 --> 01:27:53,570
- Hey, hey, hey! Hey, buddy.
- I'm alright.
1386
01:27:53,603 --> 01:27:56,606
Has somebody... Who's got
a phone? Who's got a phone?
1387
01:27:56,640 --> 01:27:59,476
- I've got a phone.
- I'll call an ambulance.
1388
01:27:59,509 --> 01:28:02,412
Stay down on the ground.
Stay down on the ground.
1389
01:28:14,256 --> 01:28:16,093
What happened?
1390
01:28:16,126 --> 01:28:18,195
We got chased
by a pack of wild dogs.
1391
01:28:18,260 --> 01:28:20,630
- Wild dogs did this?
- Not exactly.
1392
01:28:20,664 --> 01:28:24,300
We were running away from them
and he fell down a cliff.
1393
01:28:24,333 --> 01:28:28,472
Heaps of sharp rocks.
1394
01:28:28,505 --> 01:28:31,742
I owe you, mate.
1395
01:28:31,775 --> 01:28:34,444
I love you.
1396
01:29:48,618 --> 01:29:51,087
- Hey, thanks, guys.
- I'm Nikki.
1397
01:29:51,121 --> 01:29:53,355
- I'm Eli.
- And that's Keithy.
1398
01:29:53,389 --> 01:29:55,692
- That's Valerie.
- Valerie, eh?
1399
01:29:55,725 --> 01:29:58,495
I think I know
a friend of yours.
1400
01:30:05,635 --> 01:30:07,904
G'day. How you doing?
1401
01:30:10,907 --> 01:30:13,109
Whoa.
1402
01:30:14,343 --> 01:30:16,378
Our next guest has been the talk
1403
01:30:16,413 --> 01:30:19,816
of this year's Nightingale
Children's Hospital Appeal.
1404
01:30:19,850 --> 01:30:21,685
He's walked the length
of the state
1405
01:30:21,718 --> 01:30:23,720
just to be here with us tonight,
1406
01:30:23,753 --> 01:30:26,923
and, hopefully, he's raised
a lot of money in doing so.
1407
01:30:26,957 --> 01:30:29,726
Please welcome
Jake, the Naked Wanderer.
1408
01:30:38,935 --> 01:30:41,605
Whoa!
1409
01:30:45,842 --> 01:30:50,146
OK, one, two, three,
four, five, bang.
1410
01:30:52,916 --> 01:30:56,186
Jake, that was quite the rock
star welcome. How did that feel?
1411
01:30:56,219 --> 01:30:58,722
Yeah, that was very, very cool.
Thanks.
1412
01:30:58,755 --> 01:31:01,858
So stay on 9 till the end here,
then just drift across with 10.
1413
01:31:01,892 --> 01:31:04,628
..thousand kilometres,
naked, I might add.
1414
01:31:04,661 --> 01:31:06,563
You've been chased
by wild dogs...
1415
01:31:06,596 --> 01:31:08,899
Wait a minute.
You can't be in here right now.
1416
01:31:08,932 --> 01:31:11,501
Gentlemen, sorry to interrupt.
It's your CEO, Brian King.
1417
01:31:11,534 --> 01:31:15,472
- Have a seat, Mr King.
- I need to talk to that kid.
1418
01:31:15,505 --> 01:31:18,208
So how much was this walk worth?
1419
01:31:18,241 --> 01:31:21,845
How much has the Naked Wanderer
raised for the hospital?
1420
01:31:21,878 --> 01:31:25,582
Remember, Jake, Mr King, great
guy, very generous, selfless.
1421
01:31:25,615 --> 01:31:29,653
Um... well, along with
my major sponsor,
1422
01:31:29,686 --> 01:31:33,857
the amazing...
..Mr King at King Global,
1423
01:31:33,890 --> 01:31:36,393
and all the generous people
that I met along the way
1424
01:31:36,426 --> 01:31:37,961
who gave me money
1425
01:31:37,994 --> 01:31:40,363
and the people who raised funds
on my behalf,
1426
01:31:40,397 --> 01:31:43,166
I have a cheque for $522,000.
1427
01:31:43,199 --> 01:31:46,670
Wow.
1428
01:31:48,471 --> 01:31:50,874
That is amazing.
Congratulations.
1429
01:31:50,907 --> 01:31:53,810
- Thank you from everyone here.
- You're very welcome.
1430
01:31:53,843 --> 01:31:56,579
A lot of people thought
you were a little crazy
1431
01:31:56,613 --> 01:31:58,181
for attempting
something like this.
1432
01:31:58,214 --> 01:32:01,284
You've gotta admit there are
easier ways to raise money.
1433
01:32:01,318 --> 01:32:03,687
Uh, yeah, there are. Yeah.
1434
01:32:03,720 --> 01:32:05,622
So, what made you
wake up one day
1435
01:32:05,655 --> 01:32:07,757
and decide to walk to Broome?
1436
01:32:08,792 --> 01:32:11,628
- Honestly, Amelia?
- Of course.
1437
01:32:12,729 --> 01:32:15,932
- I did it because of a girl.
- Awwww.
1438
01:32:17,367 --> 01:32:19,502
Oh, hi. Is the charity event
upstairs?
1439
01:32:19,536 --> 01:32:21,538
- Then on my...
- No, no, no.
1440
01:32:21,571 --> 01:32:24,007
You couldn't have done it
without Brian King.
1441
01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:28,412
No, no, seriously, I-I proposed
to my then-girlfriend,
1442
01:32:28,446 --> 01:32:30,847
was rejected, dumped,
1443
01:32:30,880 --> 01:32:33,883
and I thought this would be
the best way to win her back.
1444
01:32:33,917 --> 01:32:37,487
- And did it work?
- Yeah. Well, kinda.
1445
01:32:37,520 --> 01:32:41,658
My ex wanted to get back
together but then I realised
1446
01:32:41,691 --> 01:32:44,294
I didn't really want to be
with her anymore.
1447
01:32:47,864 --> 01:32:50,934
You see, on my walk
I met the girl of my dreams.
1448
01:32:52,769 --> 01:32:56,272
Her name's Valerie,
and we hit it off straightaway.
1449
01:32:56,306 --> 01:32:59,642
She's smart
and she's funny.
1450
01:32:59,676 --> 01:33:02,178
She's really beautiful.
1451
01:33:02,212 --> 01:33:06,049
And I'm really
sexually attracted to her.
1452
01:33:06,082 --> 01:33:08,618
Jake, it's a family show.
1453
01:33:08,651 --> 01:33:11,054
Oh, shit. Oh, sorry.
1454
01:33:11,087 --> 01:33:13,289
Sorry. Sorry. Um...
1455
01:33:14,691 --> 01:33:19,596
Yeah, but then just as I was
about to tell her how I felt...
1456
01:33:19,629 --> 01:33:21,432
..she vanished.
1457
01:33:21,465 --> 01:33:25,135
And you've no idea why?
1458
01:33:29,205 --> 01:33:31,574
Nuh.
1459
01:33:31,608 --> 01:33:34,010
Because I'm an idiot.
1460
01:33:34,044 --> 01:33:36,746
- Valerie?
- Uh, excuse me, miss?
1461
01:33:36,780 --> 01:33:39,382
- Shh! We're live here.
- Not now, Amelia.
1462
01:33:39,417 --> 01:33:41,718
Valerie?
1463
01:33:42,652 --> 01:33:44,621
Send a camera
down to that girl.
1464
01:33:44,654 --> 01:33:46,524
No, no, no, no camera
on the girl.
1465
01:33:46,556 --> 01:33:48,725
Jake, listen to me,
I want you to tell them
1466
01:33:48,758 --> 01:33:50,827
what an inspiration I've been.
1467
01:33:50,860 --> 01:33:52,762
Sorry.
1468
01:33:58,334 --> 01:34:00,471
I'm so sorry I left you.
1469
01:34:00,504 --> 01:34:02,806
I didn't understand why.
1470
01:34:02,839 --> 01:34:04,542
Because I overheard Cameron
1471
01:34:04,574 --> 01:34:06,609
talking about your plan
to get girls,
1472
01:34:06,643 --> 01:34:11,014
and then I saw you with Jasmine
and I just freaked out.
1473
01:34:11,047 --> 01:34:16,886
No, no. I was about to tell you
that I was falling for you.
1474
01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:20,890
Well... you can tell me now.
1475
01:34:22,092 --> 01:34:23,993
No.
1476
01:34:25,695 --> 01:34:28,131
No, I've walked
thousands of kilometres.
1477
01:34:28,164 --> 01:34:32,536
I got stung by a jellyfish.
I got bitten by a snake.
1478
01:34:32,570 --> 01:34:36,639
I slept in the dirt.
I got covered in my own...
1479
01:34:37,807 --> 01:34:42,212
I got chased by a pack of wild
dogs and I fell off a cliff.
1480
01:34:42,245 --> 01:34:45,915
And through all of that,
all I could think about was you.
1481
01:34:48,586 --> 01:34:51,688
So you need to tell me
how you feel.
1482
01:34:53,356 --> 01:34:55,925
I think I'm falling in love
with you, naked Jake.
1483
01:34:55,959 --> 01:34:58,294
- Really?
- Really.
1484
01:35:10,907 --> 01:35:14,377
- I love you so much.
- Awwww!
1485
01:35:26,289 --> 01:35:30,427
Ah, right! The Naked Wanderer,
ladies and gentlemen.
1486
01:35:30,461 --> 01:35:33,229
We'll be back in a moment.
1487
01:35:58,455 --> 01:36:01,458
- Angel?
- Yes?
1488
01:36:01,492 --> 01:36:03,393
Will you marry me?
1489
01:36:03,427 --> 01:36:05,728
No.
1490
01:36:07,431 --> 01:36:09,866
Worth a try.
1491
01:36:16,806 --> 01:36:19,342
Well, fuck.
1492
01:36:30,411 --> 01:36:34,445
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