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Look, look, look!
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I don't care!
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Show me, show me!
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Those hips, I'm freaking out.
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I don't care, show Carlos.
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7.5 out of 10.
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- 5 out of 10.
- What?
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No more than 5.
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Harsh.
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- Liar!
- She's just okay.
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- Your wife is "okay"?
- Lay off my wife.
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Lay off.
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Don't look or even think about her.
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My cousin talked about his wife.
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All hell broke loose.
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The holidays were cancelled.
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The kids were all alone.
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- Excuse me!
- What?
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You're a girl.
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Yeah, I guess.
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We need someone neutral here.
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Do you think she has nice hips,
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not to mention ass?
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No, don't...
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- Okay.
- Not wow.
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Yeah, okay, but not wow.
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You're jealous.
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- What?
- Jealous! No way!
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Jealous.
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She's anorexic.
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Fucking queen.
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You haven't seen my hips.
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No, I haven't.
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Ah, so you wanna see my ass.
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If you insist.
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And yours?
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Seriously, I have a nice ass.
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Just ask Carlos.
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Carlos knows.
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I have a racing ass.
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A Formula 1.
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Hey, beer guy!
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Mister beer man!
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What gives?
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Ladies and gentlemen!
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No need to be jealous with those hips.
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Of your girlfriend?
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Girlfriend? I ain't got one.
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No wonder!
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A girl's hassling me.
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- It's true.
- I'm irresistible.
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- She sends him photos.
- I'm a great catch.
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I'm a romantic, I write poems.
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"Let it snow, let it snow!"
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It snowed alright.
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I talk, unlike him.
He never says anything.
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He doesn't need to.
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You asked for that!
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Meaning what?
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If you were cuter, you'd talk less.
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You only noticed him
'cause I talk so much!
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Bobby! Bobby!
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I swear, if you need a mortgage
I can help you out.
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For real, I just need your number.
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I've got my shit together,
I'm beautiful.
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Tessier is the best guy for mortgages!
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And I've got my shit together!!
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Love is in the air...
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Just listen to these cries of joy
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from the delirious crowd.
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Because the new local favorite,
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Montrealer Bobby Silva,
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who was just crowned World Champion,
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UFC Featherweight, in Las Vegas...
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is helping promote this sport
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which is replacing boxing...
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Hey, it's Chantal!
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It's Miss Chantal!
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I love you, Chantal!
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Come on, girls.
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Fuck, you know what?
We should all go to Cuba.
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What the hell was that?
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I love you, Chantal!
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I love you, Chantal!
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Hell of a fight!
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You scared me.
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It was a hell of a fight.
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What was that video?
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With that woman.
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I was just kidding.
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Are you drunk?
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No.
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- Isn't she in bed?
- No.
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Let her sleep here.
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Let her sleep with us.
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We shouldn't.
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What now?
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The fish are here
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Into the river they shall jump
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The fish are here
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Into the river...
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I love you, Chantal!
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- Hey, I love you, Chantal!
- It's me!
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I love you, Chantal!
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Refresh!
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250,034 views.
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What?
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Trademark that shit.
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Copyright it.
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What for?
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T-shirts, hats, towels, mugs... name it.
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It's a goldmine!
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My cousin can do it cheap.
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His cousin's good.
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He made a banner
for my sister's wedding
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with frills, colors.
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I'll call him.
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Call Marco.
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Bribitch.
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Cédric...
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Brigitte.
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"Chantal Tremblay assaulted live on TV."
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Assaulted?
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It was a hug, a joke!
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We can't be associated with that.
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- You won't be.
- And the comments...
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"Relax, you stupid bitch."
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"Be happy, you're so ugly."
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"No one would touch you
with a ten-foot pole."
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"Did you see her face?"
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"You can tell she wants
to get laid, slut."
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"Nutcase, nympho, fat bitch.
Must be a lesbian."
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"It was a joke, fuck off."
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"All whores anyway."
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"LOL."
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It doesn't reflect our values.
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Nor mine!
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It's your brother's article.
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My brother's?
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Thanks a bunch!
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You touched a woman
without her consent, on TV.
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It's not my fault, I...
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It's not?
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Yes and no.
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Nothing's ever your fault.
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I'm about to lose my job.
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I'm glad the company
is rejecting your misogyny.
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So you don't care if I get fired.
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One in three women
get sexually assaulted. 33% of women.
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- That makes...
- A third.
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A third.
Did you think about them?
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About Sophie?
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Sophie who?
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Sophie, my ex.
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What about her?
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She was sexually assaulted
by her grandpa.
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Coffee?
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Please.
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Coffee?
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No.
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Thank you.
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Do you really have
to check out her tits?
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What did Nadine say?
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Nothing, it's bullshit.
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- She should dump you.
- So write an article.
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You're still joking about it?
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Should I kill myself?
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Between those two extremes,
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there's a pretty wide gap.
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I have to see Tessier.
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Tessier? Why?
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Hello, my love!
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Why Tessier?
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What's Tessier got to do with it?
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Shit, I forgot!
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Don't move, I'll come get you.
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Micheline?
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We need to catch her out.
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Before she suspends you,
we file a complaint.
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A complaint?- Two.
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Abuse and harassment.
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Very mature.
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Bribitch suspends her best engineer
for nothing, that's mature?
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Must you call her Bribitch?
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She's a bitch.
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Ignore him.
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What?
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Filing complaints is what we do.
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I've got nothing against Bribitch.
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Come on, guys!
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Brigitte.
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Filing an unjustified complaint
won't help.
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She'll suspend him!
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He assaulted a woman live on TV.
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Assaulted, come on.
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Drop me off here.
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Oh no... we're coming with you.
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Where are you?
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Sign now
before they suspend you.
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Don't. Own up to it.
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Sign.
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- Don't.
- Sign!
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You don't care about women.
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He most certainly does!
I'm living proof.
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What I meant was... yeah.
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Menstrual cycle length?
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28 to 32 days.
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Nadine's ovulation?
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Excuse me?
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You should know,
given all your abortions.
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His abortions?
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- He's a man!
- They're his too.
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- Quanto?
- Maybe three?
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At least five:
Annabelle, the French girl,
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your boss's ex...
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- Not even sure I'm the father!
- Nadine, twice.
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How does he know?
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What's your point?
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The point is...
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that wearing a condom makes him
so uncomfortable,
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he'd rather traumatize women
with an abortion.
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No one asked me to wear a condom.
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You must be boring
if all she thinks about is condoms.
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So contraception is
a woman's responsibility?
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And we wonder why women don't feel safe.
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Excuse me?
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Women feel unsafe in life.
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All of them?
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Well, in my experience, yes.
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Well, I don't feel unsafe.
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Lucky you.
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It's Bribitch. Brigitte.
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Sign!
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Answer, answer, answer.
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Sign, sign!
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Answer!
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OK, thanks.
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Suspended indefinitely.
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There you go!
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- Léa Roberge?
- That's me! Or rather her.
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A three-day suspension, fine.
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A week even.
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But an indefinite suspension
pending an investigation?
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Meaning what?
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- I don't know.
- Three months?
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Maybe more. A year?
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A year?
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- Apologize.
- To Bribitch?
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To Chantal Tremblay.
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Write a letter to the newspaper.
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- But why?
- To apologize!
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Is she in the car seat a lot?
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No... Er... no.
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Her neck is becoming cramped.
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She needs to sleep in her bed.
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I stopped breastfeeding her to sleep
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but she won't sleep, it's hard.
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It's a matter of habit.
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She needs to sleep.
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She'll learn to sleep in her bed.
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But she won't sleep.
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It's a matter of habit.
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But she won't sleep.
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It's a matter of habit.
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But she won't sleep.
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It's a matter of habit.
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Yes... it's a matter of habit.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm going back to work.
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Right now?
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I'm on paid maternity leave,
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so between paying me
to do laundry or to work...
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But you need to give them notice.
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I wrote them last night.
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How was your meeting?
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I got the promotion.
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No way, congrats!
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Next week, I move upstairs,
right next to the boss.
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No more Caroline monologues.
278
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:25,833
OMG, she's such a pain!
It's worse than being a hostage.
279
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,542
The other day she spoke so much,
280
00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:31,292
we made a bet with Justine,
who would stand it the longest.
281
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,417
Everything was about her baby.
282
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:35,542
Such an ugly baby...
283
00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:36,958
Ugly, ugly, ugly.
284
00:19:10,687 --> 00:19:14,062
Ms. Tremblay, please accept
my most sincere apologies...
285
00:19:14,229 --> 00:19:17,062
- Can you read in your head?
- It was never my intention
286
00:19:17,229 --> 00:19:20,312
to attack you personally
or humiliate you.
287
00:19:20,479 --> 00:19:22,312
I'm sorry.
288
00:19:22,771 --> 00:19:24,271
Sincerely,
289
00:19:24,937 --> 00:19:26,562
Cédric Roberge.
290
00:19:29,271 --> 00:19:30,521
Is that it?
291
00:19:30,687 --> 00:19:31,437
What's wrong?
292
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,604
Four words,
293
00:19:33,021 --> 00:19:35,062
and two of those are "sincerely".
294
00:19:35,521 --> 00:19:36,979
Well, I'm apologizing...
295
00:19:37,146 --> 00:19:40,437
You need to show her
you put some thought into it.
296
00:19:40,604 --> 00:19:43,812
It's an apology, so I obviously had
to think about it... it goes together.
297
00:19:43,979 --> 00:19:45,622
Don't come to me
if you don't want my help.
298
00:19:45,646 --> 00:19:46,437
Coffee?
299
00:19:46,604 --> 00:19:47,312
Thanks.
300
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,396
Show her you've been doing
301
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:51,229
some soul-searching.
302
00:19:51,396 --> 00:19:52,646
- Coffee?
- No, thanks.
303
00:19:53,312 --> 00:19:55,062
What was the trigger?
304
00:19:55,521 --> 00:19:57,271
At what point did you realize
305
00:19:57,437 --> 00:19:59,687
your relationship with women
was a problem?
306
00:19:59,854 --> 00:20:02,062
When you were 16 or 20?
Or maybe 3?
307
00:20:02,771 --> 00:20:03,771
A trigger.
308
00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:04,937
Trigger...?
309
00:20:05,021 --> 00:20:07,062
Tell her something
you never told anyone.
310
00:20:07,396 --> 00:20:08,396
An endless task.
311
00:20:08,437 --> 00:20:11,854
So? Five pages, ten pages...
Write a book if you have to.
312
00:20:13,687 --> 00:20:16,021
It's easy, I'll start you off...
313
00:20:16,354 --> 00:20:17,354
Dear Chantal,
314
00:20:17,521 --> 00:20:20,104
my actions towards you
were so reprehensible
315
00:20:20,271 --> 00:20:22,812
that simple apologies
would be vulgar.
316
00:20:23,479 --> 00:20:25,396
I will thus, if you'll allow it,
317
00:20:25,771 --> 00:20:29,146
with all your humanity
and kindness, Chantal,
318
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:31,562
tell you a little about myself,
319
00:20:32,146 --> 00:20:34,896
about my soul-searching
over the past few days
320
00:20:36,187 --> 00:20:39,396
and the despicable,
unforgivable realization...
321
00:20:39,562 --> 00:20:42,437
despicable, unforgivable realization...
322
00:20:42,604 --> 00:20:43,604
I don't know.
323
00:20:43,646 --> 00:20:47,521
I think he's looking at us.
Is he looking, is he?
324
00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:49,979
I don't know, he's looking at us.
325
00:20:50,146 --> 00:20:51,979
Is he looking at us?
326
00:20:52,354 --> 00:20:55,187
I think he's looking at us.
Is he looking?
327
00:21:02,104 --> 00:21:03,979
Meaning I have always been...
328
00:21:09,312 --> 00:21:10,812
a misogynist.
329
00:21:13,104 --> 00:21:14,646
I love you, Chantal!
330
00:21:14,812 --> 00:21:15,896
No!
331
00:21:16,229 --> 00:21:17,646
An unwanted embrace.
332
00:21:18,229 --> 00:21:21,521
This act perpetrated
against journalist Chantal Tremblay
333
00:21:21,687 --> 00:21:23,854
may result
in serious consequences.
334
00:21:24,271 --> 00:21:26,979
The individual, a 42-year-old engineer,
335
00:21:27,146 --> 00:21:30,187
was immediately suspended
by his employer
336
00:21:30,354 --> 00:21:32,271
pending an internal investigation.
337
00:21:32,437 --> 00:21:34,479
The incident has generated
338
00:21:34,646 --> 00:21:37,687
thousands of hateful
comments on social media.
339
00:21:37,854 --> 00:21:38,854
Moreover,
340
00:21:38,979 --> 00:21:41,187
a man from Montérégie
has been arrested
341
00:21:41,354 --> 00:21:44,604
for making death threats
to the journalist.
342
00:21:45,146 --> 00:21:47,812
Let it serve as an example,
343
00:21:47,979 --> 00:21:51,396
to people sitting behind their computers
344
00:21:51,562 --> 00:21:54,396
who think they can say
whatever they like.
345
00:21:54,562 --> 00:21:57,812
So we turn, yes...
346
00:21:57,979 --> 00:22:01,521
we go around the world...
347
00:22:02,229 --> 00:22:03,729
Yes!
348
00:22:03,896 --> 00:22:07,521
The great circle of life...
349
00:22:08,062 --> 00:22:11,687
to infinity... yes!
350
00:22:13,812 --> 00:22:17,062
The fish are here
351
00:22:17,229 --> 00:22:20,437
In the river they shall dance
352
00:22:20,771 --> 00:22:23,771
Yes, yes, they shall sing!
353
00:22:23,937 --> 00:22:26,604
They shall gather
354
00:22:26,771 --> 00:22:29,812
To have a party...
355
00:22:30,229 --> 00:22:31,729
And what will they do?
356
00:22:31,896 --> 00:22:33,979
They shall jump! Yes!
357
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:36,854
Yes, they will jump!
358
00:22:37,021 --> 00:22:38,021
Yes!
359
00:22:38,146 --> 00:22:39,521
Let's jump, jump!
360
00:22:40,021 --> 00:22:41,104
Come on!
361
00:22:42,771 --> 00:22:45,854
Dance! Jump!
362
00:22:49,312 --> 00:22:50,437
Again!
363
00:22:51,979 --> 00:22:54,729
The fish are here
364
00:22:54,896 --> 00:22:59,146
In the river for a party
365
00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:02,146
What will they do together?
366
00:23:02,312 --> 00:23:05,312
They will dance, they will sing!
367
00:23:05,479 --> 00:23:08,729
Because it's a party...
368
00:23:43,562 --> 00:23:45,021
Dear Chantal...
369
00:23:45,812 --> 00:23:47,021
When I was little,
370
00:23:47,187 --> 00:23:50,479
we were allowed to draw
on the basement walls.
371
00:23:51,396 --> 00:23:53,896
My mother encouraged us to be creative.
372
00:23:56,354 --> 00:23:59,396
One day, I drew stick figures
373
00:23:59,562 --> 00:24:01,521
with big boobs.
374
00:24:01,687 --> 00:24:03,312
I liked looking at them,
375
00:24:03,479 --> 00:24:06,562
I thought they were nice,
it made me happy.
376
00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,604
One morning,
I went into the basement,
377
00:24:09,771 --> 00:24:11,937
and my mom had drawn dresses
378
00:24:12,104 --> 00:24:14,521
over my stick figures with big boobs.
379
00:24:15,104 --> 00:24:16,729
She didn't say anything.
380
00:24:17,062 --> 00:24:20,021
I didn't say anything.
We never talked about it.
381
00:24:20,771 --> 00:24:24,521
There was one dress, though,
that she drew in a hurry.
382
00:24:25,062 --> 00:24:28,062
The boobs were still visible underneath.
383
00:24:28,562 --> 00:24:31,229
I felt like I had won.
384
00:24:34,312 --> 00:24:38,021
Maybe that's where it all started.
385
00:25:31,937 --> 00:25:33,646
I need help with the baby.
386
00:25:33,812 --> 00:25:34,979
Cool!
387
00:25:36,354 --> 00:25:38,229
Do you have any experience?
388
00:25:40,021 --> 00:25:41,396
Well... I love babies.
389
00:25:42,146 --> 00:25:43,354
- Because...
- Okay...
390
00:25:43,521 --> 00:25:44,646
Because...
391
00:25:44,812 --> 00:25:45,896
They're so plump,
392
00:25:46,062 --> 00:25:49,021
they have big cheeks,
we give them big kisses...
393
00:25:49,187 --> 00:25:51,271
- I think we've met before.
- No.
394
00:25:51,437 --> 00:25:52,646
Your seem familiar.
395
00:25:53,062 --> 00:25:54,604
Because I look like Brigitte Bardot.
396
00:25:55,521 --> 00:25:56,521
Well, yeah.
397
00:25:57,854 --> 00:26:00,104
Brigitte Bardot disguised as a nanny.
398
00:26:01,354 --> 00:26:02,437
Yes, exactly!
399
00:26:09,271 --> 00:26:11,104
Oh, is that what you want?
400
00:26:11,354 --> 00:26:12,729
If it is, I can do it.
401
00:26:12,896 --> 00:26:14,062
Do what?
402
00:26:14,396 --> 00:26:18,354
I could be Brigitte Bardot
who comes to work for you as a nanny.
403
00:26:19,312 --> 00:26:21,854
You want to come work
as Brigitte Bardot?
404
00:26:22,146 --> 00:26:24,521
Yes... but in a costume.
405
00:26:25,604 --> 00:26:26,604
Good idea, no?
406
00:26:26,687 --> 00:26:28,354
It's an idea... but no.
407
00:26:28,521 --> 00:26:30,687
I'm looking for more of a fanny...
408
00:26:30,854 --> 00:26:33,187
a nan... a normal nanny.
409
00:26:33,354 --> 00:26:35,187
Okay.
410
00:26:35,354 --> 00:26:37,146
- When do I start?
- No, it won't work.
411
00:26:37,312 --> 00:26:38,354
Her neck is cramped,
412
00:26:38,521 --> 00:26:40,229
we'd better take her out.
413
00:26:40,254 --> 00:26:42,629
No, she'll never go back to sleep!
414
00:28:10,562 --> 00:28:13,729
I need mommy to punish me.
415
00:28:14,312 --> 00:28:17,187
Oh, I'm a bad baby.
416
00:28:17,354 --> 00:28:19,562
A bad, bad, baby.
417
00:28:20,562 --> 00:28:22,479
Mommy's gonna punish you.
418
00:28:22,646 --> 00:28:24,479
You want mommy to punish you?
419
00:28:24,646 --> 00:28:25,646
Yes!
420
00:28:33,271 --> 00:28:34,854
What are you working on?
421
00:28:35,271 --> 00:28:36,687
I'm writing a book.
422
00:28:36,854 --> 00:28:38,312
Writing is good.
423
00:28:38,771 --> 00:28:39,896
It's therapeutic.
424
00:28:41,104 --> 00:28:42,479
What's it about?
425
00:28:43,312 --> 00:28:45,521
My letter of apology
to Chantal Tremblay.
426
00:28:46,229 --> 00:28:47,854
"I love you Chantal", that was you?
427
00:28:48,021 --> 00:28:49,021
Yeah.
428
00:28:49,521 --> 00:28:51,396
You're famous!
429
00:28:51,979 --> 00:28:53,687
You know, that was funny.
430
00:28:53,854 --> 00:28:56,146
No, it's not, you're a woman.
431
00:28:56,312 --> 00:28:58,854
Someone might do it to you too.
432
00:28:59,021 --> 00:29:01,021
That's fine, I like surprises.
433
00:29:01,187 --> 00:29:03,979
Surprises... not sexist surprises.
434
00:29:04,396 --> 00:29:05,812
Why sexist?
435
00:29:06,146 --> 00:29:08,146
Never mind. Too complicated.
436
00:29:09,354 --> 00:29:13,021
So would it be sexist
if I kissed you on the cheek for fun?
437
00:29:13,187 --> 00:29:15,229
No, because I'm not scared of you.
438
00:29:15,396 --> 00:29:17,021
Well, I'm not scared of you.
439
00:29:17,187 --> 00:29:19,146
But... I'm stronger than you.
440
00:29:19,312 --> 00:29:20,604
Now that's sexist.
441
00:29:20,771 --> 00:29:21,812
I mean physically.
442
00:29:21,979 --> 00:29:22,979
Sexist!
443
00:29:23,146 --> 00:29:25,771
I'm in a position of authority,
I hired you.
444
00:29:25,937 --> 00:29:28,812
Sexist Story!
The title of your book.
445
00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:32,437
Shit!
446
00:29:48,729 --> 00:29:49,437
Hello?
447
00:29:49,604 --> 00:29:51,104
Hi. Everything OK?
448
00:29:51,437 --> 00:29:53,146
Are you at the music workshop?
449
00:29:53,312 --> 00:29:55,729
Yes... I'm on my way.
450
00:31:02,521 --> 00:31:03,604
Hello!
451
00:31:11,146 --> 00:31:13,229
- A book?
- Like you told me.
452
00:31:13,396 --> 00:31:14,812
I never said that.
453
00:31:14,979 --> 00:31:18,354
You told me to write a book if I had to.
I'm inspired!
454
00:31:18,521 --> 00:31:20,646
- How many pages?
- Maybe ten so far.
455
00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:24,271
- Ten pages?
- Sexist Story: ten letters to Chantal.
456
00:31:24,437 --> 00:31:28,604
It's like a diary.
Dear Chantal, blah, blah, blah.
457
00:31:28,771 --> 00:31:31,521
Here, read a bit,
just to see if it's legit.
458
00:31:35,521 --> 00:31:36,271
Coffee?
459
00:31:36,437 --> 00:31:38,146
I'd love some, Micheline.
460
00:31:41,062 --> 00:31:44,854
I don't get it, we never discussed
hiring anyone, I'm surprised.
461
00:31:45,021 --> 00:31:46,396
You're bound to be.
462
00:31:46,562 --> 00:31:48,854
So he just hired you?
Does he know you?
463
00:31:49,021 --> 00:31:50,646
He saw my ad.
464
00:31:51,187 --> 00:31:51,896
Where is he?
465
00:31:52,062 --> 00:31:53,312
Writing, at the café.
466
00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:54,479
Writing?
467
00:31:54,729 --> 00:31:55,521
Writing what?
468
00:31:55,687 --> 00:31:56,687
His book!
469
00:31:57,562 --> 00:31:58,562
What?
470
00:31:59,396 --> 00:32:01,312
Cédric, writing a book?
No way.
471
00:32:01,604 --> 00:32:02,646
Well, yeah.
472
00:32:04,271 --> 00:32:05,812
You can go, I can manage.
473
00:32:05,968 --> 00:32:07,718
- What about your foot?
- It's fine.
474
00:32:07,743 --> 00:32:09,576
You screamed super loud,
I think it's broken.
475
00:32:09,611 --> 00:32:11,069
No, I don't think so.
476
00:32:11,896 --> 00:32:12,896
Can you walk?
477
00:32:13,437 --> 00:32:14,562
Yes.
478
00:32:15,354 --> 00:32:16,854
Then walk on it.
479
00:32:30,437 --> 00:32:31,896
Wait, let me help you.
480
00:32:32,979 --> 00:32:34,437
I'm good at crisis management.
481
00:32:34,604 --> 00:32:36,062
There is no crisis.
482
00:32:39,146 --> 00:32:40,854
You didn't go to the office?
483
00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:45,021
You don't smell like an office.
484
00:32:46,312 --> 00:32:47,562
Your hair...
485
00:32:48,687 --> 00:32:49,979
Your neck...
486
00:32:51,396 --> 00:32:54,104
You'd smell of office
if you'd been at work.
487
00:32:56,062 --> 00:32:57,312
Are you hiding?
488
00:32:59,354 --> 00:33:00,354
Hello.
489
00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:02,437
Did everything go...?
490
00:33:13,437 --> 00:33:14,437
Hi!
491
00:33:15,312 --> 00:33:16,854
My wife's a psychopath.
492
00:33:17,354 --> 00:33:20,312
Pretending to go to work
but sleeping in a motel.
493
00:33:20,479 --> 00:33:22,687
Hiding at home. Like a psychopath...
494
00:33:22,854 --> 00:33:25,604
Leaving the baby with a stranger
is psycho.
495
00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:26,896
I did it for us.
496
00:33:27,062 --> 00:33:28,896
For us or to write your novel?
497
00:33:30,896 --> 00:33:32,271
It isn't a novel.
498
00:33:33,062 --> 00:33:35,021
- Hope it's a masterpiece.
- Mind your tone.
499
00:33:35,187 --> 00:33:35,854
What tone?
500
00:33:36,021 --> 00:33:37,146
The psychopath tone!
501
00:33:38,396 --> 00:33:39,812
She's sleeping.
502
00:34:02,021 --> 00:34:05,771
Dammit, there's always something
in this goddamn house!
503
00:34:25,354 --> 00:34:26,354
Hello!
504
00:34:32,229 --> 00:34:33,521
- Incredible!
- Yeah?
505
00:34:33,687 --> 00:34:35,437
Maybe.
I've never wrote a book before.
506
00:34:35,604 --> 00:34:39,479
All that stuff about never confronting
your excess libido,
507
00:34:39,646 --> 00:34:41,646
all the avoidance around it,
508
00:34:41,812 --> 00:34:45,104
as if male libido was an inevitability,
and how it...
509
00:34:48,354 --> 00:34:49,812
That must've hurt.
510
00:34:50,104 --> 00:34:52,271
Society made me a misogynist.
511
00:34:52,437 --> 00:34:56,937
Absolutely! That intro about your mom
drawing dresses on your naked women...
512
00:34:57,104 --> 00:34:58,646
And never mentioning it!
513
00:34:58,812 --> 00:35:01,979
A taboo is bound to trigger
the desire to challenge.
514
00:35:02,562 --> 00:35:03,687
That's the root of it!
515
00:35:03,854 --> 00:35:06,396
Plus Mom was hardly conservative...
516
00:35:06,562 --> 00:35:07,229
Precisely!
517
00:35:07,396 --> 00:35:09,521
You're a misogynist
because of your mom?
518
00:35:10,812 --> 00:35:15,271
You're misogynous because your mother
drew dresses on naked women?
519
00:35:18,479 --> 00:35:20,854
Put like that, it sounds dumb but...
520
00:35:21,979 --> 00:35:23,604
So what's your theory?
521
00:35:26,146 --> 00:35:27,312
She's right.
522
00:35:28,271 --> 00:35:33,271
You're right... It makes no sense
to blame misogyny on women.
523
00:35:33,604 --> 00:35:34,646
It's misogynistic.
524
00:35:37,187 --> 00:35:38,312
It's not easy.
525
00:35:38,479 --> 00:35:41,604
If even I can be
inadvertently misogynous,
526
00:35:41,771 --> 00:35:44,146
it must be very fucking deeply rooted.
527
00:35:44,312 --> 00:35:46,062
But you wrote some good stuff.
528
00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:47,479
You think so?
529
00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:48,771
How about this?
530
00:35:51,604 --> 00:35:52,729
I'll write it with you.
531
00:35:52,896 --> 00:35:53,521
Really?
532
00:35:53,687 --> 00:35:57,062
Together, we'll cover more ground.
The intellectual and the jock.
533
00:35:57,229 --> 00:35:59,312
- I'm not bragging but...
- No.
534
00:35:59,479 --> 00:36:02,354
It'll sell more:
TV, radio shows, book fairs...
535
00:36:02,521 --> 00:36:03,521
Book fairs?
536
00:36:03,562 --> 00:36:04,687
Cocktail parties...
537
00:36:04,854 --> 00:36:05,604
Book fairs!
538
00:36:05,771 --> 00:36:08,021
I know people. Showbiz!
539
00:36:08,187 --> 00:36:10,354
Why write a letter to Chantal Tremblay?
540
00:36:10,979 --> 00:36:12,937
This is bigger
than just Chantal Tremblay,
541
00:36:13,354 --> 00:36:15,104
it's a socio-historical problem.
542
00:36:15,271 --> 00:36:16,729
Can we still call it Sexist Story?
543
00:36:16,896 --> 00:36:21,187
Sexist Story:
A letter of apology to Chantal Tremblay...
544
00:36:21,562 --> 00:36:23,562
- to our mothers...
- Yes!
545
00:36:23,729 --> 00:36:25,854
To our sisters, our daughters...
546
00:36:26,021 --> 00:36:28,396
Secretaries, mistresses, cousins...
547
00:36:32,187 --> 00:36:33,187
She's right.
548
00:36:34,312 --> 00:36:37,854
You're right, it's all wrong,
it's the "our".
549
00:36:38,021 --> 00:36:39,354
Absolutely.
550
00:36:39,646 --> 00:36:40,812
Too pompous!
551
00:36:44,687 --> 00:36:46,771
Not easy.
552
00:36:48,896 --> 00:36:50,271
Pretend I'm not here!
553
00:36:50,437 --> 00:36:51,479
Hey, I'm ticklish!
554
00:36:55,062 --> 00:36:56,854
Honestly! Who's that?
555
00:36:57,021 --> 00:36:58,521
Amy, the babysitter.
556
00:37:08,538 --> 00:37:09,538
He'd drunk a lot.
557
00:37:09,788 --> 00:37:13,455
He wanted to be sensible
but the girls were buying us beers...
558
00:37:13,622 --> 00:37:14,830
To get him drunk!
559
00:37:14,997 --> 00:37:19,913
Without the alcohol and the girls,
Cédric never would have done it.
560
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,080
It's not true.
561
00:37:21,455 --> 00:37:25,747
I've often been disrespectful to women.
Alcohol isn't the problem.
562
00:37:25,913 --> 00:37:29,247
The problem is, I treat women
as extras in the acting out of our...
563
00:37:30,997 --> 00:37:32,622
of my virility.
564
00:37:32,788 --> 00:37:33,788
Acting out?
565
00:37:34,038 --> 00:37:35,038
Yes!
566
00:37:35,705 --> 00:37:37,080
Anyway, I behaved badly
567
00:37:37,622 --> 00:37:41,372
but I'm working on myself
to make sure it never happens again.
568
00:37:41,830 --> 00:37:42,955
I'm writing a book.
569
00:37:43,497 --> 00:37:45,330
It's called Sexist Story.
570
00:37:45,747 --> 00:37:48,038
I want to reflect
the Quebec Engineering values.
571
00:37:48,205 --> 00:37:50,163
The Quebec Engineering values?
572
00:37:50,330 --> 00:37:51,330
Yes.
573
00:37:51,497 --> 00:37:52,997
Let's talk about that.
574
00:37:53,163 --> 00:37:54,372
What are you doing?
575
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:56,330
Are these...
576
00:37:56,788 --> 00:37:59,163
the Quebec Engineering values?
577
00:37:59,622 --> 00:38:00,788
What are you doing?
578
00:38:01,330 --> 00:38:02,372
Piece of shit.
579
00:38:02,538 --> 00:38:03,538
- Tessier?
- Wait!
580
00:38:03,622 --> 00:38:05,580
Okay, we got it.
581
00:38:05,747 --> 00:38:07,038
Just a second, sir.
582
00:38:07,205 --> 00:38:10,747
The male slot...
Male obviously goes into female...
583
00:38:11,830 --> 00:38:12,913
Here we go.
584
00:38:13,538 --> 00:38:14,538
Finally!
585
00:38:15,872 --> 00:38:18,580
Are these the company's values?
586
00:38:18,747 --> 00:38:19,830
What is that?
587
00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:21,663
Alcohol.
588
00:38:21,830 --> 00:38:22,830
Bikini.
589
00:38:22,997 --> 00:38:24,288
Frivolous young men.
590
00:38:24,455 --> 00:38:26,413
Cubans, Brazilians,
591
00:38:26,580 --> 00:38:27,580
Uruguayans...
592
00:38:27,705 --> 00:38:28,747
You name it.
593
00:38:29,122 --> 00:38:30,997
Are those
the Quebec Engineering values?
594
00:38:31,163 --> 00:38:32,163
Is that Bribitch?
595
00:38:32,330 --> 00:38:33,330
Brigitte, yes.
596
00:38:33,372 --> 00:38:34,580
Hot for her age!
597
00:38:34,747 --> 00:38:36,413
But that's not the point.
598
00:38:36,705 --> 00:38:37,997
My point is:
599
00:38:38,455 --> 00:38:41,830
how can the CEO
of a company as prestigious
600
00:38:41,997 --> 00:38:44,955
as Quebec Engineering
expose herself in such a vulgar
601
00:38:45,122 --> 00:38:48,372
and, pardon the expression, sexual way?
602
00:38:49,122 --> 00:38:51,872
How are we alpha males
603
00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:54,913
meant to react when Brigitte
604
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,122
shows up at a Christmas party
605
00:38:58,288 --> 00:39:00,538
and squeezes us in a corner
606
00:39:00,705 --> 00:39:03,455
with her little piña colada...
607
00:39:18,122 --> 00:39:20,288
What do I tell Léa
when she grows up?
608
00:39:20,455 --> 00:39:23,205
In 10 years, when she goes to school
609
00:39:23,580 --> 00:39:27,247
and she's the daughter
of the "I love you, Chantal" guy?
610
00:39:28,455 --> 00:39:30,872
I doubt anyone
will remember in 10 years.
611
00:39:31,205 --> 00:39:32,372
Really?
612
00:39:33,622 --> 00:39:34,872
Only we're publishing a book.
613
00:39:35,205 --> 00:39:37,247
Publishing a book, yeah.
614
00:39:49,247 --> 00:39:51,955
I think I need to write Léa a letter.
615
00:39:52,122 --> 00:39:53,122
What?
616
00:39:54,163 --> 00:39:55,455
In the book.
617
00:39:56,663 --> 00:39:57,997
Do you need to involve Léa?
618
00:39:58,288 --> 00:40:00,247
Frankly, I think it's important.
619
00:40:00,580 --> 00:40:01,663
It's not a good idea.
620
00:40:01,830 --> 00:40:03,372
Fine, I won't do it.
621
00:40:12,247 --> 00:40:13,830
But she's your daughter too...
622
00:40:13,997 --> 00:40:14,997
Okay, thanks!
623
00:40:20,497 --> 00:40:23,830
Sexist Story:
200 letters of apology.
624
00:40:23,997 --> 00:40:24,997
That's good.
625
00:40:25,122 --> 00:40:26,705
You're writing to girls you know?
626
00:40:26,872 --> 00:40:29,247
Mostly famous women actually.
627
00:40:29,413 --> 00:40:30,413
Like who?
628
00:40:30,788 --> 00:40:32,080
Beyoncé...
629
00:40:32,663 --> 00:40:34,497
Kim Kardashian...
630
00:40:34,663 --> 00:40:35,747
Monica Bellucci...
631
00:40:35,913 --> 00:40:38,413
- Patricia Kaas...
- All singers and actresses?
632
00:40:39,497 --> 00:40:40,788
Yeah, you're right...
633
00:40:40,955 --> 00:40:43,788
All superhot girls too.
Sorry.
634
00:40:44,497 --> 00:40:47,663
It's not our fault
if society showcases hot girls.
635
00:40:48,455 --> 00:40:49,455
Is it?
636
00:40:49,997 --> 00:40:50,663
What?
637
00:40:50,830 --> 00:40:52,872
Well, we're not going to write to...
638
00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:58,205
Pauline Marois.
639
00:40:58,788 --> 00:41:01,747
Why apologize to a woman
who was Prime Minister?
640
00:41:01,913 --> 00:41:03,580
Who someone tried to kill.
641
00:41:05,538 --> 00:41:07,455
Yes, absolutely.
642
00:43:29,497 --> 00:43:30,622
What are you doing?
643
00:43:33,163 --> 00:43:34,247
I'm writing.
644
00:43:34,747 --> 00:43:36,122
But Cédric isn't here.
645
00:43:36,622 --> 00:43:37,705
I know.
646
00:43:38,872 --> 00:43:40,038
So why are you here?
647
00:43:41,372 --> 00:43:43,330
The project is based on Cédric.
648
00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:46,038
I want to...
649
00:43:46,580 --> 00:43:50,413
get close to him, understand his...
environment.
650
00:43:50,580 --> 00:43:52,122
Am I bothering you?
651
00:43:53,413 --> 00:43:54,413
No.
652
00:44:00,747 --> 00:44:01,747
Nice day.
653
00:44:08,747 --> 00:44:10,038
Well, I'd better...
654
00:44:10,997 --> 00:44:11,997
do some laundry.
655
00:44:12,330 --> 00:44:13,330
Yeah.
656
00:44:37,747 --> 00:44:39,163
Do you live here?
657
00:44:40,247 --> 00:44:41,747
No... I...
658
00:44:43,955 --> 00:44:45,705
I don't like shouting...
659
00:44:45,872 --> 00:44:48,538
No, I'm Cédric's brother.
660
00:44:49,288 --> 00:44:50,705
But you're always here.
661
00:44:50,872 --> 00:44:53,747
Yeah, because we're working together.
662
00:44:54,663 --> 00:44:59,247
I write with him and since he's kind of
the inspiration for the project...
663
00:44:59,747 --> 00:45:03,497
As a journalist,
I need to be close to my subject.
664
00:45:04,288 --> 00:45:05,288
Okay.
665
00:45:12,247 --> 00:45:14,372
He's my brother, I know him pretty well.
666
00:45:15,372 --> 00:45:16,538
Very well even...
667
00:45:18,330 --> 00:45:19,372
But...
668
00:45:20,705 --> 00:45:23,080
at the same time, he's changing and...
669
00:45:26,538 --> 00:45:27,538
It's touching.
670
00:45:27,663 --> 00:45:28,913
You're a sensitive guy.
671
00:45:30,372 --> 00:45:31,163
Yeah.
672
00:45:31,330 --> 00:45:32,997
- That's beautiful.
- Thanks.
673
00:45:33,538 --> 00:45:35,955
Your brother's lucky to have you.
I don't have a family.
674
00:45:36,122 --> 00:45:37,122
Really?
675
00:45:37,163 --> 00:45:37,997
None.
676
00:45:38,163 --> 00:45:39,288
No brothers or sisters?
677
00:45:39,455 --> 00:45:40,455
No.
678
00:45:40,497 --> 00:45:42,497
- And your parents?
- Dead.
679
00:45:42,830 --> 00:45:44,580
That sucks.
I mean, it's awful.
680
00:45:45,038 --> 00:45:47,830
At the same time,
I can do whatever I like
681
00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:49,663
without disappointing anyone.
682
00:45:51,122 --> 00:45:53,247
That's a great way to look at it.
683
00:45:53,622 --> 00:45:56,913
At the same time,
I don't know who you could disappoint...
684
00:45:58,913 --> 00:46:00,455
with your sensibilities.
685
00:46:02,705 --> 00:46:04,830
I connect with people really fast.
686
00:46:05,038 --> 00:46:06,830
Even passing acquaintances.
687
00:46:09,538 --> 00:46:11,080
- How old are you?
- 22.
688
00:46:16,163 --> 00:46:18,122
Impressive. You're really...
689
00:46:19,663 --> 00:46:20,705
pretty mature.
690
00:46:21,330 --> 00:46:22,747
- Thanks.
- What are you doing?
691
00:46:22,913 --> 00:46:25,747
Skin-to-skin.
You put the baby on your skin.
692
00:46:25,913 --> 00:46:28,580
Oh, I know about that,
I have a daughter.
693
00:46:28,747 --> 00:46:31,497
- Cute!
- Yeah, she's 7. But I'm divorced.
694
00:46:33,788 --> 00:46:35,872
I thought it was for newborns.
695
00:46:36,038 --> 00:46:38,705
- Right up to six months old.
- Ah, I see.
696
00:46:39,497 --> 00:46:41,288
- Sorry, I'm embarrassing you.
- Not at all.
697
00:46:42,288 --> 00:46:44,163
Keep your shirt open.
698
00:46:44,330 --> 00:46:46,122
- Sure?
- I'm sure.
699
00:46:48,163 --> 00:46:49,872
Ah, she fell asleep!
700
00:46:50,038 --> 00:46:51,038
That's life!
701
00:47:10,372 --> 00:47:12,330
Maybe you could write me too.
702
00:47:12,747 --> 00:47:13,747
What?
703
00:47:14,330 --> 00:47:15,872
A letter of apology.
704
00:47:17,330 --> 00:47:18,538
Yes, of course.
705
00:47:18,997 --> 00:47:23,247
Anything in particular
you want me to apologize for?
706
00:47:23,705 --> 00:47:24,705
No.
707
00:47:25,872 --> 00:47:28,247
But I'd love to have my name in a book.
708
00:48:43,288 --> 00:48:46,455
That's when I realized,
I should write a letter too!
709
00:48:46,955 --> 00:48:48,872
To Chantal Tremblay.
It's like...
710
00:48:49,288 --> 00:48:52,872
our letters will meet at the end
of the book, it'll be wild!
711
00:48:54,580 --> 00:48:57,288
Also... I realized...
712
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,830
Fuck, what was it?
I had a good idea.
713
00:49:00,997 --> 00:49:03,580
Yes, that's it!
We need to sign our letters.
714
00:49:03,747 --> 00:49:06,247
So your letters are yours
and mine are... mine!
715
00:49:06,413 --> 00:49:07,747
Hello, ma'am.
716
00:49:08,038 --> 00:49:08,663
Hello.
717
00:49:08,830 --> 00:49:09,830
Gentlemen.
718
00:49:14,913 --> 00:49:17,372
- Amy, what are you wearing?
- My uniform.
719
00:49:25,038 --> 00:49:26,913
It looks more like a costume.
720
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:29,330
Oh no! It's a uniform costume.
721
00:49:30,122 --> 00:49:31,622
So it's a uniform.
722
00:49:31,872 --> 00:49:36,163
But it looks more
like a costume, like...
723
00:49:36,747 --> 00:49:39,830
Like... a costume for sex.
724
00:49:40,163 --> 00:49:42,872
Maybe in the minds of certain people.
725
00:49:44,205 --> 00:49:46,330
But I'd say that, objectively,
726
00:49:46,497 --> 00:49:48,247
it's a maid's uniform.
727
00:49:52,830 --> 00:49:54,455
Like with schoolgirls,
728
00:49:54,788 --> 00:49:56,955
their uniforms aren't for sex.
729
00:49:57,580 --> 00:50:01,122
Although they're exactly
like schoolgirl uniforms for sex.
730
00:50:01,705 --> 00:50:02,997
But you're not a maid.
731
00:50:03,163 --> 00:50:06,288
But if you'd seen
the babysitter costume I found,
732
00:50:06,455 --> 00:50:09,538
frankly you'd have been
super uncomfortable.
733
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,330
I'm not uncomfortable.
734
00:50:14,997 --> 00:50:16,330
Duty calls.
735
00:50:25,497 --> 00:50:27,788
It really does look like a sex outfit.
736
00:50:27,955 --> 00:50:30,622
I wanted a uniform.
It motivates me.
737
00:50:31,538 --> 00:50:34,622
I once worked in an Irish pub:
the Lucky Shamrock.
738
00:50:35,205 --> 00:50:38,455
We had a T-shirt that said
Lucky Shamrock Pub.
739
00:50:38,747 --> 00:50:41,955
It immediately put me
in a Shamrock mood.
740
00:50:42,705 --> 00:50:43,788
Okay.
741
00:50:43,955 --> 00:50:46,122
I did some LARPing too,
at the Duchy of Bicolline.
742
00:50:46,705 --> 00:50:47,413
The what?
743
00:50:47,580 --> 00:50:50,622
It's a medieval village,
popular in summer.
744
00:50:51,122 --> 00:50:54,372
You wear medieval costumes,
drink from tankards...
745
00:50:54,538 --> 00:50:55,538
It's awesome.
746
00:50:56,330 --> 00:50:57,455
I can imagine.
747
00:50:57,788 --> 00:51:00,747
I don't always feel like being me,
it gets depressing.
748
00:51:00,913 --> 00:51:02,247
You should try it.
749
00:51:23,622 --> 00:51:25,205
I can't breathe.
750
00:51:26,122 --> 00:51:27,163
Wait, wait.
751
00:51:27,455 --> 00:51:28,580
Easy now.
752
00:51:31,663 --> 00:51:33,497
Think about a place you love...
753
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:36,538
A place that makes you feel good.
754
00:51:36,705 --> 00:51:38,038
I don't feel good anywhere.
755
00:51:38,205 --> 00:51:39,205
Maybe a forest.
756
00:51:41,538 --> 00:51:43,080
I think that's even worse.
757
00:51:43,372 --> 00:51:46,080
Anywhere,
just picture yourself somewhere.
758
00:51:47,497 --> 00:51:48,622
Close your eyes.
759
00:51:51,205 --> 00:51:52,288
Where are you?
760
00:51:53,830 --> 00:51:54,955
At the supermarket.
761
00:51:55,788 --> 00:51:56,913
Perfect.
762
00:51:58,038 --> 00:52:00,788
You're at the supermarket.
In which aisle?
763
00:52:02,663 --> 00:52:03,788
Dairy.
764
00:52:03,955 --> 00:52:04,580
Perfect.
765
00:52:04,747 --> 00:52:05,747
Cheese.
766
00:52:06,455 --> 00:52:07,997
You're buying cheese.
767
00:52:08,913 --> 00:52:10,538
You're doing your groceries.
768
00:52:10,955 --> 00:52:12,663
You have friends coming over.
769
00:52:13,122 --> 00:52:14,330
I have friends.
770
00:52:15,288 --> 00:52:17,038
You're going to drink some wine.
771
00:52:18,455 --> 00:52:20,288
You're going to go to bed late.
772
00:52:21,872 --> 00:52:23,080
The nanny is there.
773
00:52:24,747 --> 00:52:26,372
You're not alone.
774
00:52:28,288 --> 00:52:29,455
You're free.
775
00:52:29,705 --> 00:52:30,747
I'm free.
776
00:52:33,830 --> 00:52:35,288
I'll take care of you.
777
00:53:25,163 --> 00:53:27,955
W as in warm, W as in wild,
778
00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:30,955
W as in wonderful, W...
779
00:53:31,330 --> 00:53:32,330
Hey!
780
00:53:33,038 --> 00:53:36,080
One thing we mustn't forget
to talk about... Formula 1.
781
00:53:36,788 --> 00:53:38,413
Oh, yeah!
782
00:53:44,747 --> 00:53:45,997
What are you wearing?
783
00:53:46,288 --> 00:53:47,830
Nothing. An accessory.
784
00:53:49,330 --> 00:53:50,163
What is it?
785
00:53:50,330 --> 00:53:52,997
I'm not sure. A cape?
A royal cape?
786
00:53:53,455 --> 00:53:54,455
Where is it from?
787
00:53:54,705 --> 00:53:55,872
Nowhere.
788
00:53:56,747 --> 00:53:58,497
- Did Amy...?
- I'll wear what I like!
789
00:53:58,663 --> 00:53:59,830
Of course.
790
00:54:17,993 --> 00:54:18,993
Amy?
791
00:54:24,410 --> 00:54:25,410
Ma'am?
792
00:54:25,618 --> 00:54:26,618
Is it okay?
793
00:54:26,702 --> 00:54:28,702
Do I look too...?
794
00:54:28,868 --> 00:54:29,952
Not at all.
795
00:54:30,452 --> 00:54:31,660
It's perfect.
796
00:54:32,660 --> 00:54:33,827
You're perfect.
797
00:54:46,827 --> 00:54:49,910
The strange thing
about misogyny, Chantal,
798
00:54:50,077 --> 00:54:52,160
is that it isn't entirely clear...
799
00:54:54,660 --> 00:54:58,160
what constitutes misogyny
and what doesn't.
800
00:55:01,743 --> 00:55:04,993
For example,
if my wife exasperates me,
801
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:06,827
am I a misogynist?
802
00:55:06,993 --> 00:55:08,160
I do not think so.
803
00:55:08,327 --> 00:55:11,535
But how can I be sure?
804
00:55:14,077 --> 00:55:16,410
All this striving
to make sense of things
805
00:55:16,577 --> 00:55:20,327
and I seem to feel even angrier
than I did before.
806
00:55:21,618 --> 00:55:24,535
Before, when I made misogynistic jokes.
807
00:55:24,702 --> 00:55:28,118
Albeit inadvertently
in a joyful and friendly way
808
00:55:28,285 --> 00:55:31,535
and in a spirit conducive
to good man-woman relations,
809
00:55:31,702 --> 00:55:33,493
despite said jokes.
810
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:36,993
What can I tell you, Chantal?
811
00:55:39,577 --> 00:55:42,785
I feel like I'm not myself anymore.
812
00:55:46,618 --> 00:55:47,910
I am...
813
00:55:48,285 --> 00:55:49,368
lost.
814
00:55:53,618 --> 00:55:54,410
Ma'am?
815
00:55:54,577 --> 00:55:55,827
More tea, please.
816
00:55:56,327 --> 00:55:57,327
Perfect.
817
00:56:00,785 --> 00:56:01,785
What the hell?
818
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,535
No, it's not for you.
819
00:56:03,702 --> 00:56:05,493
I'm trying to write
and all I hear is bells!
820
00:56:05,827 --> 00:56:06,827
Yes, ma'am?
821
00:56:06,993 --> 00:56:08,618
- With sugar.
- Of course.
822
00:56:09,577 --> 00:56:10,577
Are you for real?
823
00:56:10,660 --> 00:56:13,327
Her idea.
The cape and bell make me feel better.
824
00:56:13,493 --> 00:56:14,993
So now you have a slave.
825
00:56:15,368 --> 00:56:16,577
A slave? We pay her.
826
00:56:16,868 --> 00:56:18,660
To take care of Léa.
827
00:56:18,827 --> 00:56:19,993
She's fine doing extras.
828
00:56:20,018 --> 00:56:21,935
She's a nanny, not a stripper.
829
00:56:22,243 --> 00:56:25,077
She finds the term "babysitter"
more gratifying.
830
00:56:25,993 --> 00:56:26,993
Thank you.
831
00:56:27,772 --> 00:56:29,355
I know it's a tad weird.
832
00:56:29,827 --> 00:56:30,577
A tad?
833
00:56:30,602 --> 00:56:33,394
But I feel much better,
you should be pleased.
834
00:58:15,077 --> 00:58:16,077
Ma'am.
835
00:58:59,410 --> 00:59:00,743
The answer is yes.
836
00:59:00,910 --> 00:59:02,327
A big yes!
837
00:59:03,410 --> 00:59:04,493
Yes.
838
00:59:04,660 --> 00:59:06,035
I told you so.
839
00:59:06,535 --> 00:59:08,743
A controversial but necessary book.
840
00:59:08,910 --> 00:59:11,410
Exactly.
I can already see the promo.
841
00:59:11,910 --> 00:59:13,493
You'll be everywhere.
842
00:59:14,327 --> 00:59:15,702
You should expect...
843
00:59:19,243 --> 00:59:20,493
It's gonna be huge.
844
00:59:20,660 --> 00:59:21,743
Oh yeah?
845
00:59:26,743 --> 00:59:27,743
It's crazy.
846
00:59:28,952 --> 00:59:31,410
When I saw you on the news, I thought:
847
00:59:31,577 --> 00:59:33,785
that guy's face is made for TV.
848
00:59:35,118 --> 00:59:37,160
Me? For real?
849
00:59:37,327 --> 00:59:38,868
Star material.
850
00:59:40,452 --> 00:59:41,743
That's what I thought.
851
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:45,535
Well, well, that guy
really has great presence.
852
00:59:46,243 --> 00:59:46,952
Thanks.
853
00:59:47,118 --> 00:59:50,743
With a face like yours,
girls will go wild over this book.
854
00:59:51,327 --> 00:59:53,327
I smell a bestseller.
855
00:59:53,785 --> 00:59:56,368
Yeah, but wait.
Guys need to buy it too.
856
00:59:56,535 --> 01:00:00,285
The point of the book is
to tackle male misogyny.
857
01:00:00,785 --> 01:00:03,827
Yeah, to inspire guys like me.
Like I was before.
858
01:00:03,993 --> 01:00:06,202
Yeah... we want that.
859
01:00:06,577 --> 01:00:09,077
But frankly, it's girls who buy books.
860
01:00:09,452 --> 01:00:11,410
Especially with Cédric in the spotlight.
861
01:00:11,577 --> 01:00:12,868
Yeah, but that's not the idea.
862
01:00:13,035 --> 01:00:16,160
On Thursday, we launch
the new Stéphane Pépin book.
863
01:00:16,785 --> 01:00:19,160
I mean, is anyone manlier than Pépin?
864
01:00:19,660 --> 01:00:20,660
No.
865
01:00:20,702 --> 01:00:21,702
No.
866
01:00:22,952 --> 01:00:24,035
No.
867
01:00:25,785 --> 01:00:27,660
So... come along.
868
01:00:29,202 --> 01:00:30,493
Come, and you'll see.
869
01:00:31,868 --> 01:00:33,827
You'll see who buys books.
870
01:00:35,785 --> 01:00:36,452
Hello!
871
01:00:36,618 --> 01:00:38,077
Not answering your phone?
872
01:00:38,577 --> 01:00:39,993
We just signed with a publisher.
873
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:41,410
A publisher?
874
01:00:41,577 --> 01:00:42,202
Crazy!
875
01:00:42,368 --> 01:00:44,702
Yeah, it is,
since you're not a writer.
876
01:00:44,868 --> 01:00:48,327
Anyway, the investigation is done!
They issued a warning.
877
01:00:48,493 --> 01:00:51,577
They reckon you're able
to be respectful of others,
878
01:00:51,743 --> 01:00:54,993
as long as you quit making out
with everyone! Cool, eh?
879
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:56,243
Yeah.
880
01:00:56,952 --> 01:00:58,327
Hello! You can resume work!
881
01:00:58,660 --> 01:01:00,493
- Maybe not.
- What do you mean?
882
01:01:00,827 --> 01:01:03,243
- I have a book to write.
- We have a book to write!
883
01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:04,410
A sure-fire hit.
884
01:01:04,535 --> 01:01:05,743
A bestseller.
885
01:01:05,910 --> 01:01:07,077
I might even be on TV.
886
01:01:07,243 --> 01:01:07,910
Really?
887
01:01:08,077 --> 01:01:09,327
She's asleep!
888
01:01:10,368 --> 01:01:11,368
Anything else?
889
01:01:11,493 --> 01:01:13,243
No, thanks, Amy, you may go.
890
01:01:13,410 --> 01:01:14,410
Ma'am.
891
01:01:15,743 --> 01:01:17,535
- Fuck, it's Marie-Madeleine!
- Who?
892
01:01:17,702 --> 01:01:18,702
Bicolline!
893
01:01:18,785 --> 01:01:20,660
- Fuck!
- You went to Bicolline?
894
01:01:20,827 --> 01:01:23,243
For Carlos's birthday.
We got wasted!
895
01:01:23,410 --> 01:01:24,035
And?
896
01:01:24,202 --> 01:01:26,618
She was a medieval hooker.
25 crowns' worth.
897
01:01:26,785 --> 01:01:27,785
How much is that?
898
01:01:27,868 --> 01:01:28,952
- Guess.
- No idea.
899
01:01:29,118 --> 01:01:33,535
A crown is medieval currency,
it isn't worth shit.
900
01:01:33,910 --> 01:01:35,160
- You slept with her?
- No.
901
01:01:35,327 --> 01:01:37,118
Say so if you did, we have a deal.
902
01:01:37,285 --> 01:01:39,202
- What deal?
- A deal?
903
01:01:39,368 --> 01:01:41,493
Cédric is allowed to pay for sex.
904
01:01:41,660 --> 01:01:42,910
We mentioned it once!
905
01:01:43,077 --> 01:01:45,035
My libido is shot since the baby.
906
01:01:45,202 --> 01:01:46,202
Nothing happened!
907
01:01:46,285 --> 01:01:48,202
You mean, like, escorts?
908
01:01:48,368 --> 01:01:49,410
- Anything.
- But I didn't!
909
01:01:49,577 --> 01:01:51,118
- Escorts?
- Yes, escorts!
910
01:01:51,285 --> 01:01:53,035
- Escorts?
- Rather strippers.
911
01:01:53,202 --> 01:01:54,202
It's disgusting!
912
01:01:54,493 --> 01:01:55,785
Yeah, not your scene!
913
01:01:55,952 --> 01:01:58,243
I'm a reporter!
I've been to strip clubs!
914
01:01:58,410 --> 01:02:02,035
For my work, not because my girlfriend
is out of commission!
915
01:02:02,202 --> 01:02:03,785
And you agreed to it?
916
01:02:04,842 --> 01:02:07,342
Any other guy would go:
Honey...
917
01:02:08,660 --> 01:02:11,493
I can handle a period of...
abstinence...
918
01:02:12,785 --> 01:02:13,452
with you.
919
01:02:13,785 --> 01:02:15,285
But your sexual demands
920
01:02:15,452 --> 01:02:19,702
on your girlfriend make her despair
and seek replacements for herself!
921
01:02:19,868 --> 01:02:21,743
- No despair here.
- But I'm innocent!
922
01:02:21,910 --> 01:02:23,118
What's the problem?
923
01:02:23,285 --> 01:02:25,910
Sexual exploitation, that's the problem.
924
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:27,160
It was her idea!
925
01:02:27,327 --> 01:02:28,035
What?
926
01:02:28,202 --> 01:02:30,827
You can't write a book with me.
I'm sorry.
927
01:02:31,327 --> 01:02:33,785
I'll write it alone,
you're a lost cause.
928
01:02:33,952 --> 01:02:35,077
It's my story!
929
01:02:35,243 --> 01:02:36,952
They signed me up, not you.
930
01:02:38,243 --> 01:02:39,368
Did you have to?
931
01:02:39,535 --> 01:02:40,660
Did I screw up?
932
01:02:44,452 --> 01:02:46,243
Jeez, Louise...
933
01:03:37,577 --> 01:03:39,577
- Nadine, are you ready?
- Ten minutes!
934
01:04:00,577 --> 01:04:01,743
We'll be late.
935
01:04:04,577 --> 01:04:05,577
We'll be late.
936
01:04:07,702 --> 01:04:08,452
We'll be late!
937
01:04:08,618 --> 01:04:09,618
Two minutes!
938
01:04:13,993 --> 01:04:15,785
- Ready?
- I'll put her to bed.
939
01:04:15,952 --> 01:04:16,952
Okay.
940
01:04:42,327 --> 01:04:43,327
Amy...
941
01:04:43,618 --> 01:04:46,035
I know this is weird
but you have to trust me.
942
01:04:46,202 --> 01:04:47,243
Why are you here?
943
01:04:47,410 --> 01:04:49,827
- It's no good for you here.
- I love it here.
944
01:04:49,993 --> 01:04:52,660
I know you need money
but I can help you out.
945
01:04:52,827 --> 01:04:55,743
I could even hire you as a PA.
We'll find a way.
946
01:04:55,910 --> 01:04:59,160
Cédric and Nadine seem nice
but they're morally confused.
947
01:04:59,327 --> 01:05:00,118
We all are.
948
01:05:00,285 --> 01:05:01,702
I know about Bicolline.
949
01:05:01,868 --> 01:05:02,868
You know...
950
01:05:04,618 --> 01:05:06,077
Ah, about my LARPing?
951
01:05:06,243 --> 01:05:07,993
That you prostituted yourself...
952
01:05:08,285 --> 01:05:09,410
for crowns.
953
01:05:10,785 --> 01:05:12,452
- That's fine.
- It's a game.
954
01:05:12,618 --> 01:05:15,702
Cutting family ties, Bicolline,
the nanny costume...
955
01:05:15,868 --> 01:05:17,660
Most girls with sex issues...
956
01:05:17,993 --> 01:05:19,035
I don't have sex issues.
957
01:05:19,202 --> 01:05:23,577
Were abused as children.
Obviously some bastard did that to you.
958
01:05:29,660 --> 01:05:32,785
You don't need to do that
just to be loved.
959
01:05:32,952 --> 01:05:34,702
No, I just want to love people.
960
01:05:35,118 --> 01:05:37,452
I was powerless to help one of my exes,
961
01:05:37,618 --> 01:05:39,827
and I don't want it to happen again.
962
01:05:40,327 --> 01:05:42,118
Understand?
Say you understand.
963
01:05:42,285 --> 01:05:44,077
I insist you let me help you.
964
01:05:45,327 --> 01:05:46,535
There's nothing you can do.
965
01:05:46,702 --> 01:05:48,243
No, I will help you.
966
01:05:48,410 --> 01:05:49,410
Yes?
967
01:05:50,868 --> 01:05:51,493
Yes.
968
01:05:51,660 --> 01:05:53,618
Could we go to a restaurant?
969
01:05:53,785 --> 01:05:55,202
Whatever you want.
970
01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:59,660
I want to be taken out,
to be cared for, looked after...
971
01:05:59,993 --> 01:06:02,035
I'll be there for you, I promise.
972
01:06:02,202 --> 01:06:05,327
I can see you want to help me,
not just fuck me.
973
01:06:05,493 --> 01:06:07,202
- No fucking.
- At the same time,
974
01:06:07,368 --> 01:06:09,993
how can we resist this burning love?
975
01:06:10,535 --> 01:06:12,702
I can feel it, you can heal me.
976
01:06:14,118 --> 01:06:17,410
Your dick can heal me, and I'll come...
977
01:06:18,452 --> 01:06:21,160
At last!
For the very first time!
978
01:06:21,618 --> 01:06:23,285
- No, that's not it.
- It isn't?
979
01:06:28,618 --> 01:06:30,410
Too bad, it was turning me on.
980
01:06:30,743 --> 01:06:31,868
What?
981
01:06:32,660 --> 01:06:34,118
It's a pretty sexy game.
982
01:06:34,868 --> 01:06:38,202
I was abused, we screw,
you heal me, and it works.
983
01:06:40,660 --> 01:06:41,702
What game?
984
01:06:43,702 --> 01:06:45,743
Well, this, what we're doing.
985
01:06:49,952 --> 01:06:51,618
Isn't that what you wanted?
986
01:06:52,410 --> 01:06:56,535
A bit of make-believe to help you deal
with that stuff about your ex?
987
01:06:59,410 --> 01:07:02,327
I can't tell whether or not
you're joking.
988
01:07:06,243 --> 01:07:07,660
You were serious?
989
01:07:11,202 --> 01:07:13,118
No... no.
990
01:07:14,452 --> 01:07:15,785
It was a game.
991
01:07:23,452 --> 01:07:24,743
Amy, we're leaving!
992
01:07:24,910 --> 01:07:26,202
Okay, great!
993
01:07:26,868 --> 01:07:27,868
Then save me.
994
01:08:10,410 --> 01:08:13,993
He's smart, he's an adventurer.
995
01:08:14,785 --> 01:08:16,827
He's an adventurer!
996
01:08:24,202 --> 01:08:26,535
He's an adventurer!
997
01:08:26,910 --> 01:08:28,452
He's handsome.
998
01:08:28,618 --> 01:08:29,827
He's so smart.
999
01:08:29,993 --> 01:08:31,577
So smart.
1000
01:08:36,743 --> 01:08:37,827
He's an adventurer.
1001
01:09:12,493 --> 01:09:14,368
Otherwise there's no end to it.
1002
01:09:14,827 --> 01:09:18,702
You know, you should publish
your memoirs.
1003
01:09:19,410 --> 01:09:22,660
Seriously, have you thought about it?
Never?
1004
01:09:22,827 --> 01:09:25,452
- No.
- Have you had any offers?
1005
01:09:25,618 --> 01:09:26,618
Hello.
1006
01:09:27,368 --> 01:09:29,993
- Everyone has a memoir, and you...
- Hello!
1007
01:09:31,827 --> 01:09:32,827
Hello.
1008
01:09:32,910 --> 01:09:34,410
I'm Jean-Michel's brother.
1009
01:09:35,535 --> 01:09:36,535
Okay.
1010
01:09:42,493 --> 01:09:43,577
Snappy dresser!
1011
01:10:47,452 --> 01:10:49,077
I mean, the hardest,
1012
01:10:49,243 --> 01:10:51,202
most loving work, on ourselves...
1013
01:10:51,368 --> 01:10:53,910
No one's gonna believe in us like we do.
1014
01:10:54,243 --> 01:10:57,118
At the same time, you need to be...
1015
01:10:57,493 --> 01:10:59,493
It's hard to explain...
1016
01:11:00,743 --> 01:11:02,993
I feel so stupid.
1017
01:11:04,285 --> 01:11:07,785
What made me think I could write a book?
1018
01:11:09,077 --> 01:11:10,327
Fucking idiot!
1019
01:11:11,618 --> 01:11:15,327
I thought I could write a book.
Me, Cédric.
1020
01:11:15,743 --> 01:11:17,410
You were right.
1021
01:11:18,118 --> 01:11:19,452
I can't write a book.
1022
01:11:19,618 --> 01:11:20,618
Come on.
1023
01:11:20,910 --> 01:11:21,910
What?
1024
01:11:27,351 --> 01:11:28,518
It's nice here.
1025
01:11:29,935 --> 01:11:32,143
The light. Do you like it?
1026
01:11:32,310 --> 01:11:34,143
It's so beautiful, don't you think?
1027
01:11:34,310 --> 01:11:35,893
It's beautiful!
1028
01:11:36,060 --> 01:11:38,643
So beautiful, so nice...
1029
01:11:58,185 --> 01:11:59,393
What are you doing?
1030
01:12:00,185 --> 01:12:03,018
What... what the hell is that?
1031
01:12:03,518 --> 01:12:04,643
My strap-on.
1032
01:12:04,810 --> 01:12:05,810
A dildo?
1033
01:12:06,060 --> 01:12:07,643
What the hell's it for?
1034
01:12:07,810 --> 01:12:09,226
Nothing, it's therapeutic.
1035
01:12:11,601 --> 01:12:12,643
- Therapeutic?
- What?
1036
01:12:12,810 --> 01:12:16,185
What, what?
Where did you plan on putting it?
1037
01:12:36,143 --> 01:12:39,476
Maybe you think your sexual liberation
turns me on
1038
01:12:39,643 --> 01:12:41,060
but I don't want to play!
1039
01:12:41,226 --> 01:12:42,435
Tell Chantal,
1040
01:12:42,601 --> 01:12:45,601
I bet she cares about your libido
and male identity issues,
1041
01:12:45,768 --> 01:12:49,935
yearning to guide you to a more
complex relationship with women.
1042
01:12:50,101 --> 01:12:51,976
Because that's all
we fucking dream about!
1043
01:13:06,310 --> 01:13:07,810
I want to disappear...
1044
01:13:47,893 --> 01:13:49,226
Fucking piece of crap!
1045
01:13:50,060 --> 01:13:52,143
Wait, ma'am, let me help you.
1046
01:15:06,143 --> 01:15:07,601
Do you still need me?
1047
01:15:10,518 --> 01:15:11,851
No, I don't think so.
1048
01:15:13,976 --> 01:15:15,185
Very well.
1049
01:18:46,476 --> 01:18:50,810
It was your brother who was
your initial inspiration.
1050
01:18:50,976 --> 01:18:54,851
Chantal Tremblay
accepted his public apology.
1051
01:18:55,018 --> 01:18:58,601
So why did you opt to keep
the letter of apology format?
1052
01:18:58,768 --> 01:19:01,893
All girls deserve an apology.
1053
01:19:02,060 --> 01:19:04,560
The format of the book
seemed self-evident.
1054
01:19:04,726 --> 01:19:08,643
Without wishing to boast,
it pretty much wrote itself.
1055
01:19:08,810 --> 01:19:10,226
It just came out...
1056
01:19:11,143 --> 01:19:16,351
But more importantly, I was driven
by a real urgency to express all this.
1057
01:19:16,518 --> 01:19:20,060
Some feminists have criticized you
for appropriating a battle
1058
01:19:20,226 --> 01:19:22,560
that wasn't yours.
1059
01:19:23,310 --> 01:19:24,643
Frankly, I disagree.
1060
01:19:24,810 --> 01:19:28,226
The problem with misogyny isn't women,
1061
01:19:28,393 --> 01:19:29,393
it's men.
1062
01:19:30,601 --> 01:19:34,101
What I say is, if girls go to the spa,
we guys will talk.
1063
01:19:34,643 --> 01:19:35,976
You'll pay for the spa?
1064
01:19:36,143 --> 01:19:37,393
In your case yes!
1065
01:19:42,351 --> 01:19:44,310
How about reading an excerpt?
1066
01:19:44,476 --> 01:19:45,476
Absolutely.
1067
01:19:45,851 --> 01:19:47,268
Dear Amy Smith...
1068
01:19:47,810 --> 01:19:52,518
This could have been a love letter
like the ones I know you really need.
1069
01:19:53,310 --> 01:19:56,851
I decided against writing you
words of love.
1070
01:19:57,643 --> 01:19:59,768
It was more urgent for you to understand
1071
01:19:59,935 --> 01:20:03,560
that what you need most of all
is to be saved.
1072
01:20:04,351 --> 01:20:08,601
I need to protect you from yourself
and your desperation to please.
1073
01:20:10,893 --> 01:20:13,143
You are vulnerable, Amy.
1074
01:20:14,018 --> 01:20:15,476
Let me come to you...
1075
01:20:17,310 --> 01:20:21,351
and I shall guide you, step by step,
along the path to freedom.
1076
01:20:28,601 --> 01:20:29,601
Er, what?
1077
01:20:32,893 --> 01:20:34,435
Jean-Michel, are you okay?
1078
01:20:35,268 --> 01:20:36,393
Jean-Michel?
1079
01:20:37,060 --> 01:20:38,060
Are you okay?
1080
01:20:38,101 --> 01:20:39,101
Yes.
1081
01:20:40,792 --> 01:20:42,542
Are you going to carry on?
1082
01:20:45,268 --> 01:20:47,310
Once my sacrificed love
1083
01:20:48,685 --> 01:20:51,726
has quelled the coming storm
1084
01:20:53,226 --> 01:20:55,268
and you are, Amy,
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finally free from the shackles
of womanhood,
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maybe then there will be an us.
1087
01:21:05,976 --> 01:21:06,976
Maybe.
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Finally.
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So how about a commercial break?
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