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♪ MTV ♪
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♪ ♪
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So we know
that the inverse angle is
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the same as the--
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Beavis, what are you doing?
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Uh, nothing.
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You must have heard
something else.
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Beavis, put your drill away
before I confiscate it, mm-kay?
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Yeah, Beavis.
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Some of these dumbasses
are trying to learn.
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Okay, yeah.
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It won't happen again.
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Okay.
So the inverse--
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Sorry, sorry.
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I'm--I'm just gonna
put it away.
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See? I can't even reach it.
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Okay, go ahead. Yeah.
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You were saying some angles
or something.
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So the inverse angle
is the same--
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Oh, sorry, sorry.
I forgot.
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It won't happen again.
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He means it this time, sir.
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I'm putting this
in my desk, Beavis.
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You can have it back
at the end of the week, mm-kay?
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Um, Butt-Head,
how're we gonna get
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the drill back?
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Uh...whoa.
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I got an idea, Beavis.
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We can go, like,
hide in that box
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until school's closed,
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and then we can go get
the drill.
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Yeah, yeah.
Good idea. Yeah.
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This is gonna be cool.
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- Scoot over.
- We're beating the system.
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When we get the drill back,
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I'm gonna, like,
drill holes in stuff.
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Good idea, Beavis.
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What's going on, Butt-Head?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Aah, aah, oh, aah.
Ow, ow.
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Aah, aah, aah, my eye.
Ow, ow, aah, aah.
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Glad that's over.
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I think, like, a big truck
went by or something.
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That was really starting
to piss me--
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Ow, aah, aah.
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Ow, aah, aah.
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Okay, Beavis,
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it sounds
like everybody's gone now.
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Let's go check and see
if the coast is clear.
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Um, Butt-Head,
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I can't get out of the box.
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Uh, this sucks.
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Hello, everybody.
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It's... Gibi.
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Welcome back to my channel.
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I'm gonna start with...
- What is this, Butt-Head?
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A fairly simple item.
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It's called ASMR.
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You know, this is, uh--
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this is actually
kind of relaxing.
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You need to speak
more quietly, Beavis.
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Yeah, sorry.
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This is kind of
relaxing, Butt-Head.
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You know what I mean?
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Yes, I do.
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It's putting me to sleep.
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This is a baby pink--
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I kind of like
talking like this, Butt-Head.
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I think I'm gonna talk like
this for the rest of my life.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I bet chicks like it, too.
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Ooh.
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I didn't even think of that.
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Hey, baby,
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would you like
to come back to my place?
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I can talk even quieter
than this.
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You won't even know
I'm in the room.
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Oh, yeah.
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Boing.
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Not fully, like,
color organized or anything.
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Butt-Head...
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listen,
watching this video
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is kind of giving me wood.
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Uh, I don't need to hear
about that, Beavis.
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Butt-Head...
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I think I might have to spank
my monkey.
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Beavis, I am going to kick
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the living bejesus out of you
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if you try
to spank your monkey.
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I have to, Butt-Head.
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It's the ASMR.
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I can't do anything
about it.
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This kind of sound.
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Beavis, I don't want to hear
about your boner, so shut up.
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I'm trying to watch
this ASMR.
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Do not spank your monkey.
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Butt-Head...
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I think those magic markers
are giving me a boner.
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Damn it, Beavis,
I'm gonna change the channel
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if you don't stop talking
about your boners.
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Ooh, um--
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Butt-Head, that, um--
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that smack kind of made
my scalp tingle.
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Can you smack me again
like that, just really gently?
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Uh, no, Beavis.
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What'd you say, Butt-Head? Aah!
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Damn it,
Beavis, you ruined everything.
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Oh, yeah, sorry.
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- Uh, help?
- Help!
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Help!
- Hey, you buttholes,
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open the box.
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I think, like,
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no one can hear us
or something.
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Damn it, Beavis,
you got us stuck in here.
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Yeah, sorry.
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Hang on.
I need to scratch my butt.
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Ugh, ugh.
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Ah, there we go.
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Wait, was that your butt
or my butt?
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Uh... I don't know.
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I think it might have been
my hand, actually.
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Beavis, you better get
your hand
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off whoever's butt it is.
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Sorry, Butt-Head,
I can't hear you.
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My butt's in your face.
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It's, like, muffling the sound.
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That does it, asswipe.
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Ow. Cut it out, butthole.
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Beavis, I'm gonna kick your ass
all over this box.
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Cut it out!
Ow, ow.
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Ow.
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Ow, ow.
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You know, um, maybe we should
just, like, get used
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to living in this box,
you know?
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It's not that bad, really.
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It's kind of growing on me, actually.
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Beavis, I'm gonna kill you.
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Maybe life is better
in the box, you know?
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Maybe we'll meet some chicks
in here or something.
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There's no chicks
in the box, dumbass.
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Well, not now,
but, you know, like--
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maybe if we were
more outgoing, you know?
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My head's gonna kick
your ass.
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Ow.
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Ow. Eh, my butt!
Aah! Stop!
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Ow.
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Ow!
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I don't want to be
in this box anymore, Butt-Head.
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It sucks.
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It's getting kind of hard
to breathe.
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Hard.
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No, no, really, Butt-Head.
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I think we're, like, running
out of air or something.
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We need to stop breathing
so we don't run out.
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Hey, stop.
What are you doing?
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I'm gonna breathe
all of it, Beavis.
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Stop it, Butt-Head,
come on.
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Quit hogging the air.
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Get your own air, dumbass.
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No, I'm gonna strangle you
to save air.
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Damn it.
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Quit moving your neck
so I can strangle it.
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Damn it, Beavis,
stop strangling me.
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Not till you promise
to stop breathing air.
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Never.
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Whoa.
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Butt-Head, look,
we're free.
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Whoa.
Good job, Beavis.
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Now all we gotta do is--
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- Beavis?
- Yeah?
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You're a dumbass.
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Trees suck.
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Yeah, I don't like
leaves either.
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They suck.
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Yeah, look at that.
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He's grabbing his schlong
in Spanish.
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Uh, these boy bands
always have, like,
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one really smart one,
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one ugly one,
and, uh, three other dudes.
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He's the smart one.
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Are these guys, like,
lumberjacks or something?
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We've come to chop down
your trees.
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And then we will make love
to your women.
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Yeah, first I take your wood,
and then I have wood.
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Where are they anyway?
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That looks like the woods
back behind Pizza Hut.
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Yeah, there are a lot
of mosquitos back there.
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I was back there once,
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and a mosquito bit me
right on my schlong.
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What were you doing
with your schlong out
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behind Pizza Hut?
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That part of the story's
not important, Butt-Head.
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- Uh...yeah it is.
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You know, I was just, like,
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spraying it with OFF!,
you know?
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Didn't work.
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- Uh--
- Anyway, that's not important.
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What's important is
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my schlong itched
for, like, two days.
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And I tried to scratch it
in class,
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and everyone thought
I was spanking my monkey.
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Uh...but you were
spanking your monkey.
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No, I was scratching
a mosquito bite
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on my schlong.
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And then, you know, um,
while I was in the area,
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you know, one thing
led to another.
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You know, but, um--
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but it was
the mosquito's fault
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that I was in that area
in the first place.
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Stupid bug.
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Uh, Beavis?
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There's a mosquito
on your face right now.
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- Really?
- Hang on, hang on, hold still.
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I'll get it for you.
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So did you get it?
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Uh, wait a second.
He's back.
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Damn it, Butt-Head,
you gotta hit harder.
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Nope.
It's still there.
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He's a tough little fella.
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- Is it gone now?
- Uh, no.
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I know something
that'll kill him.
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Uh, let's see here.
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Uh, there it is.
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This ought to work.
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Now hold absolutely still, Beavis.
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Don't move.
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Are you gonna spray that
on my--
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- Damn it, Butt-Head.
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- Not how that works.
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Okay, class,
Beavis and Butt-Head
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have now been missing
for a week.
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If anyone has any info,
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please contact
the authorities, mm-kay?
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On a lighter note,
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we've covered
an incredible amount of math
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in the last week,
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and we can finally start
working at grade level,
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which is why we've brought in
these new textbooks.
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Don't worry,
everyone will get one.
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Oh, my.
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Whoa.
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- Where are we?
- Oh, hey.
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Hey, it worked.
It worked, Butt-Head.
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I'll just go ahead
and get this from you.
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That was cool.
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