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So we know
that the inverse angle is
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the same as the...
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Beavis, what are you doing?
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Uh, nothing.
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You must have heard
something else.
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Beavis, put your drill away
before I confiscate it, mm-kay?
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Yeah, Beavis.
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Some of these dumb asses
are trying to learn.
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Okay, yeah.
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It won't happen again.
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- Okay.
- So the inverse...
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Sorry, sorry.
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I'm... I'm just gonna put it away.
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See? I can't even reach it.
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Okay, go ahead.
Yeah.
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You were saying some angles
or something.
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So the inverse angle
is the same...
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- Oh, sorry, sorry.
- I forgot.
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It won't happen again.
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He means it this time, sir.
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I'm putting this
in my desk, Beavis.
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You can have it back
at the end of the week, mm-kay?
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Um, Butt-Head,
how're we gonna get
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the drill back?
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Uh... whoa.
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I got an idea, Beavis.
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We can go, like,
hide in that box
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until school's closed,
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and then we can go get
the drill.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Good idea. Yeah.
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This is gonna be cool.
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- Scoot over.
- We're beating the system.
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When we get the drill back,
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I'm gonna, like,
drill holes in stuff.
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Good idea, Beavis.
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Drill.
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What's going on, Butt-Head?
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Uh, I don't know.
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- Aah, aah, oh, aah.
- Ow, ow.
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Aah, aah, aah, my eye.
Ow, ow, aah, aah.
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Glad that's over.
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I think, like, a big truck
went by or something.
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That was really starting
to piss me...
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Ow, aah, aah.
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Ow, aah, aah.
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Okay, Beavis,
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it sounds
like everybody's gone now.
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Let's go check and see
if the coast is clear.
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Um, Butt-Head,
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I can't get out of the box.
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Uh, this sucks.
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Hello, everybody.
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It's... Gibi.
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Welcome back to my channel.
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- I'm gonna start with...
- What is this, Butt-Head?
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A fairly simple item.
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It's called ASMR.
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You know, this is, uh...
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This is actually
kind of relaxing.
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You need to speak
more quietly, Beavis.
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Yeah, sorry.
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This is kind of
relaxing, Butt-Head.
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You know what I mean?
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Yes, I do.
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It's putting me to sleep.
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This is a baby pink...
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I kind of like
talking like this, Butt-Head.
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I think I'm gonna talk like
this for the rest of my life.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I bet chicks like it, too.
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Ooh.
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I didn't even think of that.
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Hey, baby,
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would you like
to come back to my place?
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I can talk even quieter
than this.
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You won't even know
I'm in the room.
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Oh, yeah.
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Boing.
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Not fully, like,
color organized or anything.
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Butt-Head...
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listen, watching this video
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is kind of giving me wood.
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Uh, I don't need to hear
about that, Beavis.
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Butt-Head...
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I think I might have to spank
my monkey.
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Beavis, I am going to kick
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the living bejesus out of you
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if you try to spank your monkey.
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I have to, Butt-Head.
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It's the ASMR.
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I can't do anything about it.
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This kind of sound.
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Beavis, I don't want to hear
about your boner, so shut up.
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I'm trying to watch this ASMR.
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Do not spank your monkey.
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Butt-Head...
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I think those magic markers
are giving me a boner.
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Damn it, Beavis,
I'm gonna change the channel
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if you don't stop talking
about your boners.
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Ooh, um...
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Butt-Head, that, um...
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That smack kind of made
my scalp tingle.
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Can you smack me again
like that, just really gently?
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Uh, no, Beavis.
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What'd you say, Butt-Head? Aah!
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Damn it,
Beavis, you ruined everything.
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Oh, yeah, sorry.
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- Uh, help?
- Help!
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- Help!
- Hey, you butt holes,
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open the box.
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I think, like,
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no one can hear us or something.
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Damn it, Beavis,
you got us stuck in here.
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Yeah, sorry.
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- Hang on.
- I need to scratch my butt.
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Damn it.
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Ugh, ugh.
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Ah, there we go.
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Wait, was that your butt
or my butt?
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Uh... I don't know.
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I think it might have been
my hand, actually.
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Beavis, you better get your hand
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off whoever's butt it is.
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Sorry, Butt-Head,
I can't hear you.
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My butt's in your face.
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It's, like, muffling the sound.
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That does it, as swipe.
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Ow. Cut it out, butthole.
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Beavis, I'm gonna kick your ass
all over this box.
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- Cut it out!
- Ow, ow.
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Ow.
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Ow, ow.
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You know, um, maybe we should
just, like, get used
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to living in this box, you know?
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It's not that bad, really.
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It's kind of growing on me,
actually.
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Beavis, I'm gonna kill you.
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Maybe life is better
in the box, you know?
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Maybe we'll meet some chicks
in here or something.
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There's no chicks
in the box, dumb-ass.
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Well, not now,
but, you know, like...
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Maybe if we were
more outgoing, you know?
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My head's gonna kick your ass.
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Ow.
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Ow. Eh, my butt!
Aah! Stop!
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Ow.
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Ow!
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I don't want to be
in this box anymore, Butt-Head.
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It sucks.
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It's getting kind of hard
to breathe.
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Hard.
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No, no, really, Butt-Head.
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I think we're, like, running
out of air or something.
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We need to stop breathing
so we don't run out.
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- Hey, stop.
- What are you doing?
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I'm gonna breathe
all of it, Beavis.
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Stop it, Butt-Head, come on.
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Quit hogging the air.
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Get your own air, dumb-ass.
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No, I'm gonna strangle you
to save air.
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Damn it.
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Quit moving your neck
so I can strangle it.
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Damn it, Beavis,
stop strangling me.
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Not till you promise
to stop breathing air.
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Never.
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Whoa.
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Butt-Head, look, we're free.
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- Whoa.
- Good job, Beavis.
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Now all we gotta do is...
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- Beavis?
- Yeah?
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You're a dumb-ass.
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Trees suck.
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Yeah, I don't like
leaves either.
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They suck.
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Yeah, look at that.
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He's grabbing his schlong
in Spanish.
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Uh, these boy bands
always have, like,
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one really smart one,
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one ugly one,
and, uh, three other dudes.
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He's the smart one.
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Are these guys, like,
lumberjacks or something?
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We've come to chop down
your trees.
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And then we will make love
to your women.
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Yeah, first I take your wood,
and then I have wood.
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Where are they anyway?
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That looks like the woods
back behind Pizza Hut.
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Yeah, there are a lot
of mosquitos back there.
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I was back there once,
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and a mosquito bit me
right on my schlong.
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What were you doing
with your schlong out
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behind Pizza Hut?
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That part of the story's
not important, Butt-Head.
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Uh... yeah it is.
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You know, I was just, like,
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spraying it with OFF!,
you know?
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Didn't work.
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- Uh...
- Anyway, that's not important.
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What's important is
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my schlong itched
for, like, two days.
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And I tried to scratch it
in class,
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and everyone thought
I was spanking my monkey.
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Uh... but you were
spanking your monkey.
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No, I was scratching
a mosquito bite
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on my schlong.
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And then, you know, um,
while I was in the area,
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you know, one thing
led to another.
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You know, but, um...
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But it was the mosquito's fault
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that I was in that area
in the first place.
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Stupid bug.
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Uh, Beavis?
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There's a mosquito
on your face right now.
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- Really?
- Hang on, hang on, hold still.
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I'll get it for you.
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So did you get it?
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- Uh, wait a second.
- He's back.
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Damn it, Butt-Head,
you gotta hit harder.
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- Nope.
- It's still there.
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He's a tough little fella.
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- Is it gone now?
- Uh, no.
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I know something
that'll kill him.
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Uh, let's see here.
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Uh, there it is.
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This ought to work.
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Now hold absolutely still,
Beavis.
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Don't move.
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Are you gonna spray that
on my...
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Damn it, Butt-Head.
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Not how that works.
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Okay, class,
Beavis and Butt-Head
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have now been missing
for a week.
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If anyone has any info,
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please contact
the authorities, mm-kay?
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On a lighter note,
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we've covered
an incredible amount of math
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in the last week,
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and we can finally start
working at grade level,
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which is why we've brought in
these new textbooks.
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Don't worry,
everyone will get one.
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Oh, my.
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Whoa.
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- Where are we?
- Oh, hey.
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Hey, it worked.
It worked, Butt-Head.
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I'll just go ahead
and get this from you.
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That was cool.
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Huh.
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You know, it's good
to be outside, you know?
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Like, outdoors and stuff.
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This is God's country.
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Yeah.
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Let's get some bottles
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and break them
in the parking lot.
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Yeah, back to nature.
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Uh...
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what the hell is going on here?
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What did they do
to this place, Butt-Head?
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- What's going on?
- Beavis and Butt-Head...
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what a pleasant surprise
to see you guys here.
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What happened
to the parking lot?
260
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:43,458
What did you do?
261
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:46,417
Well, once a month, we have
a farmers' market here,
262
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:49,116
and it turns into a cornucopia
263
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:52,597
of locally sourced
farm-to-table cuisine.
264
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:55,775
Does "cornucopia" mean butthole?
265
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,603
It sure does, Beavis.
266
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:01,693
What it means
is we have a bountiful harvest
267
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,958
of produce and crafts.
268
00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,481
- Damn it.
- Uh...
269
00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:09,049
well, we just came here
to break stuff,
270
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,312
so we'll just have
some of those jars.
271
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,488
Oh, well, that's honey.
272
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:16,578
My lady friend Ellen is
a beekeeper and makes her own.
273
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:18,841
That'll be $50.
274
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:22,105
- Whoa, $50?
- Whoa.
275
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:23,759
And you made that?
276
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,761
Oh, well, the bees made it.
277
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:28,111
I just reap the benefits.
278
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,436
It's great if you have allergies
279
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:32,159
- or Fibromyalgia.
- Beavis...
280
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,422
we gotta get some bees.
281
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,903
- Why's that?
- Because, dumb-ass,
282
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,141
we're gonna get rich and make
283
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:40,428
a bunch of dumb bugs
do all the work.
284
00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:41,777
Oh, yeah, yeah.
285
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,213
Yeah, work sucks.
286
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,041
Let's go find a beehive, Beavis.
287
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,303
Yeah.
288
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,787
I saw a beehive
over here somewhere.
289
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,920
Hey, boys,
be careful 'round here.
290
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:57,140
There's a big old wasp nest
on my property.
291
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:58,925
I'm gonna call an exterminator,
292
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:01,188
but I don't want to hear
what they're gonna charge me,
293
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,929
- I tell you what.
- What's he saying?
294
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:06,280
- It's just no expense...
- Uh, I don't know.
295
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,412
Probably just a bunch
of old stuff.
296
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:11,067
There it is, Beavis.
297
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,808
When I look at that,
298
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:15,289
I see fat stacks of cash.
299
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:18,118
Yeah, this is gonna be cool.
300
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:21,556
It's too high, Butt-Head.
301
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,863
Try knocking it down
with this big fork thing.
302
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:26,777
Okay.
303
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,781
Watch what you're doing,
as swipe.
304
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,392
- Yeah, sorry.
- Ow!
305
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:37,050
Aah! Aah! Aah!
306
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,888
That was cool.
307
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,243
Wake up, Beavis.
308
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,419
I got the bees.
309
00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:01,335
Whoa, cool,
310
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,032
We're gonna be rich, yeah.
311
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,904
This is gonna be cool.
312
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:13,695
- Yes!
- This song kicks ass.
313
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,566
Yeah.
314
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,090
Yeah, the video kicks ass, too.
315
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:21,181
Uh, what?
316
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,183
What did you just say?
317
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,140
Oh, I said...
318
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:25,968
I didn't say anything.
319
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:30,886
Uh, I thought I heard
you say this kicks ass.
320
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,757
Did you say that, Beavis?
321
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,369
No, no, I was talking
about something else.
322
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:38,154
Don't lie to me, Beavis.
323
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,721
I heard you loud and clear.
324
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,942
No, no,
I was just joking, Butt-Head.
325
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,421
I was just, you know...
326
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:45,746
You know, saying,
"Yeah, this kicks ass,"
327
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,947
you know, but, you know...
But it sucks, you know?
328
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,950
I was just being, like, iconic
329
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,623
or, like... you know
who sucks the worst?
330
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:55,606
It's J-Hope, yeah.
331
00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:57,608
He doesn't even have
the positive attitude,
332
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,567
you know, like Suga.
333
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,656
You know their names?
334
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:04,833
What the hell has gotten
into you, Beavis?
335
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,314
- I was kidding, Butt-Head.
- I don't like these guys.
336
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,185
I just said they suck.
337
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:10,795
You know, I just, um...
338
00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:12,972
I just know their names
'cause, you know,
339
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,712
'cause I hate them so much,
that's all.
340
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,715
Beavis, I'm going to leave now.
341
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,023
I'm gonna leave you
with your, uh,
342
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:25,723
seven or eight, or 15,
BTS boy band dudes.
343
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,682
Come on, Butt-Head.
344
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,355
I just wasn't paying attention
or something.
345
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,077
Come on.
346
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,909
Comin' up like rock and roll.
347
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,001
You know, Beavis,
348
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,959
I'm not mad,
I'm just disappointed.
349
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,309
- Jesus Christ, Beavis.
- Come on, Butt-Head.
350
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:47,919
- I was just, um...
- What the hell
351
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,549
- is going on in here?
- I was just thinking
352
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,619
about something else.
353
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,490
Beavis,
I wish I had walked in here
354
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,492
and you were taking a dump
on the couch
355
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:56,928
or doing homework.
356
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,757
Anything would be
better than that.
357
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,324
Okay, okay, I mean...
358
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,091
Beavis, I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.
359
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:05,731
I think this is
my house, though.
360
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:10,420
- Not anymore, Beavis.
- Okay.
361
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,248
I'll just come back later.
362
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,163
No, never come back.
363
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:19,255
Bunghole.
364
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:30,919
Um, so it's been,
like, two hours or something.
365
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:33,226
You think the bees
are done making honey?
366
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:36,577
Uh, I don't know.
367
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:39,101
Uh, doesn't sound like
368
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,972
there's honey in there.
369
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,671
Stupid bugs.
370
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:48,415
Beavis, we need to teach
these bees a lesson.
371
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,678
Make honey, you dumb-ass bugs.
372
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:52,636
Yeah, really.
373
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,683
It's like, all you do is
just sit there in that box.
374
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:56,988
Aah, you just sit there!
375
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,338
Aah.
376
00:17:58,425 --> 00:17:59,489
Maybe your mother
puts up with it,
377
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,210
but I don't.
Aah!
378
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:02,994
You're in my house now.
Aah.
379
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,320
That means my rules.
380
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,172
- Settle down, Beavis.
- Son of a bitch!
381
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:09,827
Whoa. You hear that?
382
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:12,003
That's the sound of money.
383
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,546
What'd you say, Butt-Head?
384
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,920
I said,
"That's the sound of money"!
385
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,444
Oh, yeah, yeah.
386
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:19,794
Yeah, yeah, money kicks ass.
Yeah.
387
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:21,448
Okay, Beavis.
388
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:23,711
Now open the box
and grab the honey.
389
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:27,628
Uh, Butt-Head,
I kind of don't want to
390
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:30,021
because, um, I don't want
to get stung again.
391
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,675
It hurts.
392
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,460
Don't be a wuss.
393
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:37,681
Besides, we got, like,
protective gear.
394
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:40,119
So this will, like,
protect me from the bees?
395
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,730
- Yep.
- Okay.
396
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,014
- Get that honey, Beavis.
- Here we go, yeah.
397
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,606
Aah! No!
398
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,956
A a a ah!
399
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,784
Beavis, you look silly.
400
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:56,047
- Aah!
- Aah, no!
401
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,049
Aah! Ow.
402
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:01,966
Stop, ow.
Stop, stop, ow, ow.
403
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:06,884
Whoa, look at all the honey,
Beavis.
404
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,060
We're gonna be rich.
405
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:15,458
Uh, so, like, honey for sale.
406
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:17,939
- Fresh honey!
- It's really expensive.
407
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,550
- That's right.
- It's, like, $1,000.
408
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,552
Buy it right now for money.
409
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,163
Beavis and Butt-Head.
410
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,948
Boys, are you feeling okay?
411
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:29,385
- Buy our honey.
- Our bees made it, yeah.
412
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:30,865
- Check it out.
- That's right.
413
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,475
It's expensive.
414
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,956
Fresh from the bug's butt.
415
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:37,915
This tastes like shampoo,
mm-kay?
416
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:40,309
- What?
- Our bees made shampoo?
417
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:44,357
These dumb bugs made
the wrong stuff.
418
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:47,708
- Guys, these are not bees.
- They're wasps.
419
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,623
Wasps don't make honey.
420
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,365
- We know, dumb-ass.
- They made shampoo.
421
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:53,714
Yeah, yeah.
422
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,368
So are you gonna buy
our shampoo or not?
423
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:56,934
No, thank you.
424
00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:59,502
I buy artisanal lavender shampoo
425
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:01,243
over at booth 12.
426
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:04,638
These bees suck.
427
00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:08,163
They made crappy shampoo
nobody wants to buy.
428
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,904
Since we got this free shampoo,
429
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,819
I'm gonna go, like,
wash my hair.
430
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:14,125
Just open this up here...
431
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,258
What?
432
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:19,740
Damn it, now those dumb bugs
made fruit or something.
433
00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:21,089
Aah, damn it.
434
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:23,396
Now, you just relax.
435
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:24,590
While you were selling
your honey,
436
00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:26,573
I bought everything
I need to make
437
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:29,184
my special summer squash
vegan bisque.
438
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:31,708
Aw, David, that sounds so...
439
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,537
- Oh, my!
- Oh, no!
440
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:38,280
A a a ah!
441
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:39,673
Ow!
442
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,762
Aah!
443
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:44,155
Oh, my God!
Get off!
444
00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:11,879
Chirp.
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