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Koffee with Karan season 7

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Hello and you are
watching Koffee with Karan

I am Karan Johar the host
who is always

the roast of the season.

You know I actually love it.

The tweets,
the Reddit threads, the memes...

It gives me an inflated sense
of self.

What is not to like?

I've made my peace
with what is generally said,

all of it and happily,
embraced my title of Big Daddy

to all the star kids of Bollywood.

And you guys are joint
title owners along with me.

You should now totally own it.
Yes, you! Don't look surprised.

Accept my congratulations
on launching

the youngest superstar in town.

Taimur Ali Khan is 6 years old

and it is your manic interest in him

that has made him
the nation's obsession.

He hasn't asked for any this.

You've given it
of your own free will.

I might launch a few star kids

but you guys, you turn them all
into stars the minute they are born.

Well done.
It makes our jobs that much easier.

Why won't you invest in someone

the audience is already
interested in, right?

Now that we have that
out of the way thankfully,

I got if off my chest

I'm really excited to bring
on my guest for tonight.

They are superstars like
legit bonafide movie stars

legacy stars representing
a stardom which is the real deal.

A stardom which is not based
on social media following

but has a certain magical
old school quality to it.

She is one of my closest friends
and he is someone who over the years

has always left me
awed and totally inspired.

Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls please welcome

Kareena Kapoor Khan
and Aamir Khan to the show.

-What was that sound?
-What was that sound?

They saw Aamir's 'kurta'.

Welcome back.

Yes.

Koffee with Karan
okay...

So, Aamir, you didn't get the memo?

What memo?

Koffee with Karan
has a certain memo.

Please do tell me what has inspired
this absolutely wonderful look.

Actually, it's very comfortable.

You have broken an entire record

-on Koffee with Karan.
-I can't handle

dressing up. I can't.

-No, I absolutely....
-Yeah, but you don't need to Aamir.

Normally I wear...

You don't need to.

You're Aamir Khan.
Whatever you wear

-it oozes with your charisma.
-Oh c'mon!

See, first they say
I've to flatter you

before I start my attack missions.

And how are you, Bebo?

Can you explain your
nails to me for once?

I mean I'm sorry I'm
just doing this fashion...

Why? I think they're quite cool.

What inspired this?

Well, I think it's an inspiration
of my life.

-It's like colourful
-Colourful.

-You know, it's like a rainbow,
-Exactly.

It's vibrant.

-Yeah.
-Right.

-How wonderful!
-Yeah exactly.

Well, so you guys
have a film releasing.

-Yeah.
-What an amazing film it looks like.

11th August, Laal Singh Chaddha.

I can see from the trailer
and just from your face

that it is a massive labour of love.

I remember talking to you
about this film many years ago.

Many many years ago when
you officially got the rights

-of Forrest Gump..
-Yes.

So, no pressure, Aamir,

but Forrest Gump
has won 6 Academy awards

including best film
and best director.

And it's considered
the most iconic film

-in the archives of movies.
-Yes, exactly.

There will be a lot
of discussion about it.

Considered Tom Hank's

best performance ever so no pressure

What made you do this?

Leaving me tensed
before the release.

No but yeah....

I have not given you any tension,
you took it upon yourself.

Actually, to be honest,

Atul wrote the screenplay
in two weeks.

Yes.

-This was 14 years ago.
-Correct.

We came home after the premiere
of 'Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na'

Okay.

And he asked me my favourite film

and I said one of them
is Forrest Gump.

He called after 2 weeks

he said I've written an
adaptation of Forrest Gump.

The screenplay is ready.

-Yes.
-I responded exactly the way you did

Who would remake Forrest Gump?

It's an iconic film.

-It has won so many Oscars?
-Yeah.

It's a well-loved film
and remaking it is tough.

So, I didn't listen to the script.

I was sure the film
wouldn't get made.

-Yeah.
-We couldn't.

It would be foolish.

I didn't even think of it.

I didn't listen to the script
for 2 years. And after 2 years,

when I heard the script,
I just fell in love with it.

But getting the rights for
something like this must've been a

-It took a long time.
-It must've been a huge task.

-It took a long time.
-Yeah.

Something what? 10-15 years.

No, 15. It was 14 years in all

but it took around 8-9 years.

-To just get the rights of the film
-Yes.

And to convince them

-to remake such a film again.
-Yeah.

Because I don't think
it's ever happened

-in the Hindi language.
-Such an iconic film!

Yeah, it's never happened

in a sense you've already
created history so but now you

have to create that Box Office
history. Are you stressed?

Yeah, I'm stressed.

What a question to ask!

-I'm stressed. -Are you stressed.
-Yeah, I'm stressed.

Kareena doesn't look..

-...stressed about anything.
-You're very confident, Aamir.

No, you see,
I'll tell you what happens.

When we make a film,
and you also know this

you read the script

and you visualise the film.

When the film is completed
and we see it for the first time

we gauge how much have we succeeded

with what we envisioned for the film

So, I believe we're pretty
close to what we aimed to make.

You come as close to the vision.

-That you had.
-I think we're pretty close

so, I'm happy. I believe Advait
has done a good job.

-Correct.
-So, what I'm nervous about

is being excited for
we know it's a good film

-Yeah.
-So, I get nervous

we'll be heartbroken
if people don't like it.

So, Kareena wasn't
your first choice, was she?

No because we were actually
thinking about age group....

Yeah.

Both the characters have a journey
from 18 to 50 years of life.

Yeah, so you had to take someone...

Initially we thought the
lesser the de-aging the better

-so only I should de-age.
-Okay.

We were looking
in the age group of 25.

So that the actress
can look younger and older.

The casting director
mentioned some new actress

-who was a newbie.
-Yeah.

He showed us her video.

-Yes.
-You too were in that ad.

We were looking at
the video for someone else.

Advait and I were watching and we...

-Which ad? Who's this girl?
-Some ad.

That's not important

-what is important is that...
-But for Karan that's important.

-Who is this girl?
-I think I know the ad.

We were watching the ad...

That girl also was very good.
No doubt about it.

But when we saw Kareena in that,
we were lost in Kareena.

Both of us looked at each other

and we said Kareena...

When in doubt, go for the eternal
beauty.

No, you see
we didn't think of you originally

-because we thought 25...
-Yeah because...

-We were stuck in that 25
-Yeah.

which was a stupid thing.

You too can get de-aging with me

And whatever is required
and I'm so glad

we saw that ad

-because I cannot imagine...
-That's what made it happen.

anyone else in this role
other than Kareena.

-Oh god!-
-Bebo, what was

your reaction when you got offered
this massive movie

which was already a legacy film?

I think I was...
He was very sure that

I had to screen test for the part.

And it's obviously
the first film in my career

which I think...
It was actually Saif who told me

listen I think it's really cool
because

only Aamir Khan can
actually, tell someone this that

-you have to screen test for a part.
-You screen tested for it?

Because he was like
that's what everyone does.

-Oh dear!
-He's like I'm happy that you

-have to do it and you should.
-One second!

You screen tested

-..for Laal Singh Chaddha
-Yeah.

-They brought a camera to my office.
-You judge me as if I am some...

They made me enact the scene

because he was like
I'm not confident.

But knowing Aamir, he must've
screen tested for it himself.

-Exactly. It was because of Saif...
-You see...

I was like no one had ever because
in here I don't know I was like...

-I've never done it in 22 years
-But was it

Okay tell me about screen testing

-which is a norm across the world.
-Exactly.

But is it sometimes an
ego that comes in the way?

No, it was not an ego it was just

-I'd never done, so I was nervous.
-You've never done it before.

And when I told
Saif, he said I think

it's really cool.
You should do it.

And I said yeah actually
what the hell!

What will happen?
He'll say it didn't work

so, it's fine. I said it's Aamir.

And if I'd do it,
it'll be for Aamir.

So, I said listenwhatever it is,

I'm going to take the plunge

-and have fun with it
-Do it.

And did you know at the onset
of the screen test that you took?

No. I must tell you,
when I take a screen test,

we're not testing if you can act.

-No, that is obvious.
-Kareena's a fantastic actress so

we're not testing that,

-we're checking for the role.
-Yeah, you suit the part.

How much are you suiting
the part because that's critical.

Yeah.

-And I do that for myself too.
-So, when you saw her audition

-did you...
-No, we didn't need

to see the audition.
That's what I'm telling you.

The moment she began reading,

the moment she read the lines,
Advait and I were like this is Rupa.

We didn't see the test.

No, I know then you
called me and told me.

He was like...

He called me in the afternoon
and I was like okay.

He was like hear the script today.

Today! I told him I'm shooting

and he said after pack up 8
or 10 in the night, hear the script.

-You know how Aamir is.

-Aamir can be persistent.
- Do it in the night.

So, I said okay so he was like

and after you hear the script,
we'll do the test immediately.

I said how can we....
Everything just happened

-in that one day.
-So, it was like in moments

-everything happened.
-Yeah, everything just happened

-and I was just like okay fine.
-I mean as they say

the rest is history and we're all
waiting to see the film.

The moment she started I
was like this is it! We found Rupa.

-Advait was...
-Aamir..

thrilled and there was a big smile
on his face.

Because you've always had a sense
of an academic understanding

of your environment
when it comes to films

and everything, you have that sense.

There's been so much success
that some

of the South industry films
have offered us

in terms of from Baahubali onwards,
then RRR, KGF and Pushpa

and some of our films
that haven't been working.

Is there a shift that's
happened in our movies

recently in terms of like
there's a tonality

that KGF has
or Pushpa has

that actually Hindi cinema
used to have.

We actually let go of it
and you're responsible.

-No...
-I'll tell why you're responsible.

-Oh dear!
-In the year 2001,

you came up with two films

called Dil Chahta Hai and Lagaan.

Both had new sensibilities

both had a new syntax in cinema

then after that
you came up with a film

called Rang
De Basanti in 2006.

Then you made Taare Zameen
Par right after that

with the result you started
making a certain audience

-and film makers...
-No, you're wrong.

-I'm not wrong. It's true.
-Those were all Hindi films.

- Yes.
-I mean those were heartland films.

-Those movies had emotions.
-Yes.

They reach the common man.

Taare Zameen Par?
There's a child in every home.

It's something that you
emotionally connect with.

Right.

Rang De Basanti is
a very emotional film.

Yeah.

It touches people at the grassroots.

So, what you're saying is
that subjects being made today

-are not perhaps.
-I'm not saying make action films.

I'm not saying make crude films.

Make good films with great stories

but choose topics that are relevant

-to most people.
-Correct.

When we pick such topics... I don't
mean we're doing something wrong.

See, every film maker has

the freedom to make what they want.

But when you pick something

that... The bulk of India
is not really interested in this

Yeah.

There are niche people
who are interested.

Some find this interesting

so, your niche film....

When you start, you choose
to make a niche film.

-Correct.
-Most of us don't realise that.

That's what I feel
is the difference.

It's true.

-While I've asked Aamir...
-See Dangal for example

-had a fine sensibility.
-It is. It's a gorgeous film

But it is very rooted.

-It's a grassroots film
-It's a very rooted film.

So, while I've asked Aamir
this absolutely academic question

I know you have no
interest in any of this.

What rubbish!

You are lost in your own universe.

-Which is what?
-Kareena Kapoor Khan

-lives in a bubble of her own.
-What nonsense!

I don't think Bebo you are bothered
by success, failure of your movies,

Box Office...

You're a bonafide movie
star on your own terms.

You've in fact managed this balance
between professional and personal

and I really think you
give a fuck about anything.

Like I really think you've reached

a stage where you
just love what you do.

-No, I love what I do.
-I think you've gone way beyond like

is my movie going to run?

-Is it going to be a big hit?
-No.

If it does well, you'll be happy.

-If it doesn't...
-Yeah.

But that is...

He is saying
everything wrong today.

Wrong things about me
and you as well.

She's very concerned
about her films.

Yeah.

Ever since we spoke,
she's been talking

to me about how
this or that was done,

there's not enough publicity.

Whenever she meets me,
she's shouting at me.

What rubbish!

You've been scolding me
since 2 months.

Not at all!

-I was just....
-I swear she scolds me

for something or the other.

I've known Bebo since
she was 16 years old.

-She's very concerned....
-Of course, I'm concerned.

But after a point,
it doesn't hit

her which I think
is her strong suit.

She even took my class
in the little conversation

we had today.
She was checking up on things.

-I said watch the film.
-No, I am concerned

but ask him.. Do I see my movies?
Can you please tell him?

She's not seen any of her movies

and I don't know if she'll
see Laal Singh Chaddha

-He's like come for the screening...
-Don't be happy

that you haven't seen your films.

-It's just that...
-She's so proud about it.

It's this thing that
I would get nervous.

I'd like to see it maybe
like after a couple of months.

-After it's...
-Our hearts will break.

-No, you must ...
-It'll be heart breaking

-if she doesn't see the film.
-No, she doesn't.

No, we've all become like....
We've given so much to this film.

Bebo, you've been on
this show so many times.

You've come with...
There was a time...

-Different stages of my life.
-Different stages.

-Yeah.
-Bebo's been with her husband,

Ex... Not Ex...

She's been with her husband
not ex-husband sorry.

Sorry.

She's been with her husband,
she's been with her ex-boyfriend

she's then been
with her contemporary

-and I've seen you through
all these stages.

-Yeah.
-But now you've reached

-the Zen phase of your life.
-Yeah fully.

And also, borderline boredom

you know.
You've become a bit boring.

Bored of what people think.

-What rubbish! Why?
-I want to break this news to you.

You had much more fodder
to give even on my couch.

-Yeah, but now I'm just like...
-Again, Aamir can you explain?

You're not the police of this show.

He's talking rubbish today.

I'm leaving it for the young lings

-of the show now.
-Kareena, don't listen to him.

-You're interesting.
-No, he's instigating me.

-He's trying to wind me up.
-I'm just saying now

you've become like....

-You're an amazing mom to your kids.
-Yeah.

Very rarely do I get the call
asking what's the goss

-and what's going on.
-No that has to be there.

You're not so interested
in other people's lives.

-Aamir has no clue.
-I feel Aamir is a very big actor

that he's boring.

The actual thing is that
he just acts that he's boring.

Guys, he is the one.

Come on, Aamir Khan.

-Hello, Aamir.
-Aamir, actually...

-on a serious note...
-You're a Piscean,

not that I'm clubbing all Pisceans

but I'm just saying you have
got this image that you are boring

and you are like only...

I don't know why
you'll think I'm boring.

Aamir, you have only sold
that theory.

-Aamir does many takes.
-You enter a party

first thing you do
is run away from the music.

You only want to talk
to one or two people

who you take to the corner
and then don't leave.

You are rather boring at a party.

I want to break this news
to you also.

But he's having his own party.

-No... -Please!
-And I'm...

I've hung out with Aamir till 5-6

in the morning,
we've had a great time.

-He's rocking!
-But you put him in a party

of 200 people,
he wants to run right away.

Firstly, you said I
give the image that I'm boring

or people think I'm boring.

The thing is I'm not boring at all.
That's what I'm trying to say.

-I'm not boring.
-He's just justifying himself

-but let him speak about it.
-No, we never said you were boring.

You're a bit of a party pooper.

No, I'm no party pooper.

Actually, parties have such
loud music.

That you can't talk.

Then don't talk!

Who asked you to?

But these parties are not for that.

These parties are just
for the shots,

get a little drunk or whatever and
dance on your own Hindi movie songs.

-That's what everyone does.
-What do you mean?

They play their own songs
and dance.

You've made these parties sound
like egoistic megalomaniac bashes.

No, but that's what happens.

There's dancing at the parties.

That's it and everyone's
dancing on their songs

-loving it.
-I want to understand

why play such loud music that
your ears will hurt? Number one.

-I attended your birthday party.
-Yes.

Great arrangements.

I saw the entire party
from a platform.

Loud music was playing.

And nobody was dancing.

But that's because
Aamir you've come at 10.

Nobody was dancing.

Because you came at 10. People

start dancing at 2-3
in the morning.

Hear me out.

People were screaming
and their veins

popped up because
the music was loud.

I was watching 100
people talking loudly...

But that's the vibe.

Such loud music but nobody
was dancing.

I was like nobody's even
dancing on the loud music.

Reduce the volume and
they won't have to yell.

-But nobody thought of it
-No, that's the vibe

-and I'm called boring.
-where you have to talk and

Amazing!

No, the dance started
after 2 o'clock.

You have a point,
I have to give it to you.

After 2 o'clock the dance starts.

The highlight of these parties
is whoever is talking,

you don't understand
what they are saying

I don't understand a thing

with the loud music.
I just nod and move.

What else can I say?

But that's what everybody loves

-I think at these parties.
-I think what she...

Now tell me what should I do

to make it interesting?

But no one wants to talk.
They just...

Aamir, you're not allowing me...

You've never spoken
so much in your life,

you're not allowing
me to ask you a question.

-But they are not...
-I think Aamir...

doesn't want me to ask him any
of the questions he's just talking.

He doesn't want you to ask any
controversial question.

Before I can say anything,
he's attacking me

with his own answers.

No one wants to talk
at these parties, Aamir.

They just want to like....

What do you do
at these parties besides

getting compliments
from every generation?

Yeah, I'm like whatever hanging,
chilling.

By the way, I completely forgot.

I had bought these two things
next to you for you'll to swear that

you'll not be boring on the show
and we've clearly taken off anyway.

-Which?
-The posters.

You had to swear on your gang
of friends and you had to swear

on Laal Singh Chaddha
that you will tell me the truth

the whole truth
and nothing but the truth.

I anyway speak the truth.

-So, I needn't swear for it.
-Yes, so you don't need to swear.

What about you?

Do you have to walk in fours
in images everywhere?

Are you'll trying
to be Sex in the City?

Not trying. We don't try anything.

-What are you trying to do then?
-We just are.

Oh! I like it.

-'I'll go with you to the prom'.
-He won't know this reference.

-What reference was that?
-No, he loved K3G.

-He didn't love K3G!
-He loved me.

-Aamir, has hated
-You loved Poo.

-Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham...
-I loved her.

-She's right, I loved her.
-I remember Aamir Khan's

-compliment very clearly.
-I loved her.

But that was the only thing
I loved,

But we are still....

I'm very sorry.
about that film.

-You know it, I've told you.
-Aamir is killing it on the show.

Aamir, you're not...

Very good, you're giving it back
to Karan

I can tell him, he's my friend.

He didn't like
Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna also.

He didn't like any film of mine.

I like Kuch Kuch Hota Hai.

I'm liking this Koffee.

I'm liking Aamir
you're being all....

And I also liked that short film
you had made.

-Lust Stories.
-Yes, I liked that.

Yeah, thanks, Aamir.

-I didn't see that.
-You don't watch anything.

The thing is... The other thing
of commonality is that both of you

are products of being
in wonderful modern families.

Like you've managed to actually keep
your relationships with your wives,

everyone's children.

You have managed
to keep a beautiful relationship

with Saif's children as well.

Does that take a lot of work?
And you said in an interview, Aamir,

and I quote you that
you feel you've given

your relationship
to the audience much more

focus than your personal
life at one point.

-You said this a couple of...
-Yeah.

Recently I think I saw it...

How have you managed so
beautifully to have a relationship

with Reena and Kiran
and all the kids altogether?

Has that taken a lot
out of you emotionally?

Well, yes and no.

No because I think Reena
and Kiran are both wonderful people

so, we didn't have that
kind of acrimonious...

Yeah.

You know moment
in our relationship.

And I have the highest regard
and respect for Kiran and Reena

and I think we'll always
be a family.

Yeah.

Reena, me, Junaid,
Ira meet once a week.

-Yeah.
-The four of us.

-We meet otherwise also..
-How absolutely wonderful is that?

Yes, the four of us meet once
in a week

-and have dinner together.
-I feel like it's an impossible

situation that you've made

so beautifully possible.

I have only love and regard
for them and so do they.

We're always going to be a family.
Kiran, me, Reena...

You don't think it takes
a lot of work at your end

and you have to put
in that extra effort.

-No, I don't think
-It comes naturally to you.

that either of them or me
has to put in extra effort.

This is

how we feel for each other.
We understand there are things that

you know change is something
that comes

and there is a lot of care

and genuine love and respect
that we have for each other.

And when that is there,
it's not hard work for you.

-Then it comes naturally to you.
-Yeah.

Bebo, with you similarly,
you married Saif

when you know...

-he already had two children.
-Yeah.

Today I ask you this question
because they're much older.

Ibrahim is working
with me as an assistant.

Yeah, I know.

Sara is working with me as an actor.
They're both in the business.

And I see that whether
it's Christmas or Diwali,

they're both at your place.

You have a one on one. So, Ibrahim
was on set with me....

He's one of my assistants

and I was talking to Bebo
on the phone and he took the phone

and he just started chatting
and he says Kareena,

I have to come and see you.

And I was like it's actually
so normal and beautiful.

Yeah, but I don't know why...

-it's not so normal.
-And Sara actually

grew up in the movies
being Bebo's biggest fan.

-Yeah, and loving Poo.
-And now in a sense,

they're all family
like she loved Poo.

Yeah I remember at K3G trials,
she was hiding behind her mum.

-Yeah.
-And Amrita was actually like

Sara really wants a picture
because she's a big fan.

She had loved Poo in K3G
and 'You are my Soniya' so much.

But I don't know why people discuss
so much about it because I mean

we are family and like Aamir
said if there's love and regard

-and understanding...
-Yeah.

-I mean this is it.
-Caring.

This is what it is.

They are Saif's children...

-...and his priority.
-It does take... Of course.

Actually, more than handling for me,
what I said sometime back

last year during covid, I went
through a lot of introspection.

Yeah.

Yeah, I think everyone,

-...a lot of people did.
-In what way, Aamir?

Well, I felt you know

ever since I turned 18,
I started working

I'm 57 now.

In my entire adult life
through my film journey.

All my relationships didn't...

You didn't nurture them.

I didn't nurture like I did my work.

I realised suddenly

because Ira, Junaid...

Junaid is now 28, Ira is 23.

I've not spent much time with them
when they were small children.

So actually,
since the last few months

I think I'm a changed person.

I connect much more
now with my family, my kids,

-with Reena's parents...
-Because family is everything.

Kiran's parents.

Do you have a regret
that you didn't earlier?

-Do you feel a sense of regret?
-I would have liked to.

I think I'm a different person now.

I think I always you know
my sisters, my mom, my brother,

everyone. I don't think I could...

Today when I think back, I would've
liked to spend much more time

with each of them even at the cost
of my work.

But at that time
I was in this you know

state of mind...

-..where I was just passionately
-Yeah, so busy..

-following what I was doing.
-Working...

But for you I mean it's
all beautiful on the surface.

But sometimes you know
it just gets difficult

you have so many
relationships to balance.

-His kids and yours...
-Yeah, but I don't think it gets...

-I don't think it..
-And you've done it

- gets difficult.
-...seamlessly, I've seen it.

Why should it get difficult?

-Everyone has you know their time...
-And would you also say

Saif has been a big support

because you've balanced your
personal and professional lives.

Saif has had a child every decade.

He balances it out beautifully,

-like he says.
-Yeah.

And it's like you know if sometimes
we're all together, that's great.

Sometimes if he wants
to have time alone,

like a coffee or get an hour
or two alone with Sara,

he'll always tell me
and he'll be like

I'm sitting with her. I'm going
to be alone, I'm going to chill.

Give her that particular time.
They've been on holidays together.

I think it's so important.

It's important for them
to kind of also bond.

A friend just said,
they have everything

but they have just one father.

-Yeah.
-And it's so important for Saif also

to give each of his children
that time.

-Yeah.
-And you know especially them

so, I mean I don't know
why is it even a discussion.

It's not a thought also.

It doesn't cross my mind
like the way

people discuss it.
It's not difficult.

So, we've been brewing this
really interesting conversation.

But now we have this fun segment.

Normally we get trolled...

Of course, Aamir doesn't know
what's happening on social media

because he's not
on social media anymore

but I want to tell you I get trolled

everyweek for something
or the other.

One of the weeks I got trolled that
I was apparently more partial

to Jahnvi than I was to Sara.

I'm sure you heard that as well.

I heard that but
I don't think it's true.

It's not true at all.

-I was given hell for no reason.
-Is it? Were you?

Do you think I can be partial,
Aamir?

-All the time.
-All the time.

You're quite partial.

What rubbish, Aamir!

When have I been partial and to who?

So you are partial that means.

I was not partial at all.

-That's so wrong, Karan.
-I just felt bad because

Jahnvi lost both the rounds
so I was...

So, what is there to feel bad about?

No, I was feeling bad
that somebody has lost.

I have to be nice
so, I just said oh you're

So, you were just over compensating.

Yes.

-But it's a show.
-You were being nice to someone!

Oh c'mon!

Aamir, you're being very...

Aamir's in good form.

I'm so happy that I've come
with Aamir.

Aamir, you're
really trolling me.

-No, sorry.
-Aamir, you're in good form.

I swear, you end up insulting people
and making them cry on your show.

-I'm pretty sure.
-See!

-Someone ends up feeling hurt.
-And you...

thought Aamir Khan will be boring.

I'm stating facts.

-You're absolutely right.
-Before Aamir becomes like....

I thought I had one
major troll in my life

there's another one
who has joined that party.

No but I have to say he has a great
sense of humour.

-Yeah.
-The problem is that

when he tells a story,

it's always a joke on somebody.

But he makes it funny
and compels people to laugh.

I laugh so much when I'm with him.

-Yeah. He's always...
-Then I feel bad

that we poked fun at someone.

-You end up laughing at that time.
-He makes fun of himself also.

You laugh in the moment.

-So what? -He makes fun of himself.
-Yes.

-Of course.
-It's a good thing.

-That's amazing.
-Can I go on with the show?

Yeah. Now we're only praising
each other.

This is called
Actor Trolling Actor.

I'm going to give you these cards.

-I'll put them right in the centre.
-Okay.

-Okay.
-Kareena, you pick up, ask him

then Aamir you pick up, ask her.
It's like that.

-Okay.
-It's an intervention of sorts.

I've to ask the question
written on this.

I mean it would be nice
if you ask the question

-that's written and not make up one.
-What if I have a question?

-I don't think so.
-All right.

-Go for it.
-Okay.

What was your first impression
of me?

Oh!

Oh, but you also saw

-...when I was 9 years old.
-No, he said only first question.

My first impression of her

was this really cute girl
of 12 years

who was sitting on the sets
of Andaz Apna Apna.

-She used to come with Lolo...
-Yeah with Lolo.

And she used to be
looking at us like this.

She'd sit and watch like this.

So that's my first impression
of you.

-I remember that. Madh Island.
-Okay, your turn.

-Madh Island, yeah.
-Yeah.

What is the one thing about me
that annoys you the most?

What?

You've rolled your eyes
like there are five.

No!

-Too anal. I bug you.
-Yeah I think..

No you don't but I think
it's just that

thing for perfection
which is not wrong

but like

it's just that extra thing

that has to be like this means
it has to.

Till that doesn't happen
he wants that.

So that sometimes
can be a bit annoying.

Okay. Your turn.

She's honest, I must say.

-Your turn.
-I didn't see. What was it?

Name three things I'm bad at.

-Three things you're bad at?
-Okay one thing.

You can say nothing also.

-Nothing is also a word.
-Can't think of anything.

I don't know.
Dressing badly or something.

She's bad at dressing badly...

Basically, he's trying
to say nothing.

-Nothing.
-You're picture perfect.

She's picture perfect.

Okay. Your turn, Aamir.

I'm a perfectionist
and she's perfect.

Yeah, a match made in heaven.

-Your turn.
-Yes.

What do you tolerate about me that
you wouldn't tolerate in others?

See you take 100-200 days
to finish a film.

Akshay Kumar finishes it in 30 days.

Let me read the question again.

Why did she go there?

What do you tolerate about me that
you wouldn't tolerate in others?

I'm shooting his movie
longer than like

What she's saying you've taken
185 days to make Laal Singh Chaddha

and she's saying Akshay
would've made

-5 films in those many days.
-Yeah.

I got that

-so you're tolerating me for that.
-I mean you do like to shoot

like a lot which is good...

No but it's good because
like I said you're being

a perfectionist...

It's very good
but I've to tolerate it.

-No, I'm not tolerating it but...
-You know that

the reason she had a great time

working with Akshay Kumar
on Good Newwz

is because we used to pack up
by 3 in the afternoon.

-Arrive in the morning...
-No but we would

start at 7 in the morning.

-Yeah.
-Like that it was very like

you've to be on time...
-Now she's working with you

I think she enjoys working with me.

Yeah of course.

She tolerates a lot of things about
me but I love working with her.

I tell you, what a charmer!

Bebo, your turn. We have only
2 more to do of this. Your turn.

-Okay.
-I need to ask.

Between us,

who is more friendly
with the paps?

I think it's you.

I think I'm quite pally
with the paps.

I think you're quite pally
with them.

Yeah because I just saw an image
\of hers shooing them away.

I can never say...

But I think he's more friendly
because

he knows them for a long-time and...

-I'm a friendly person.
-You're affable like that.

You're more friendly but they
probably like me more, I don't know.

Everyone likes you more.
I also like you more.

No, like in the sense maybe
they're photographing me more.

Look at her insult me twice
in one sentence.

First, of course people
like me more.

No, I mean they like
how I look more.

Yeah. So,
Aamir is more friendly with them.

They like me more,
they like my look more.

Now I'll take the trolling cards.

-Bebo, just keep the trolling cards.
-Should I keep the rest?

Yes, you want to take them home?

I want to know what's written
on them.

What all tricks you use on people.

-These aren't tricks.
-This is a good one.

Which one?

On a scale of 1-10,
rate my fashion sense.

Can you?

Non applicable.

Non applicable.
There is no fashion sense.

If you were a real fan of Poo,

-you would've got that reference.
-NA, yeah.

-Non applicable, it's in the movie.
-Not applicable, not non. -I see.

Or minus.

Say it again.
What is Aamir Khan's fashion sense?

Minus.

Actually, I share a funny relation
with clothes.

Kiran and I

share a standard joke.

I have those weird 3/4ths.

-Yes.
-They fit here.

They have elastic here.

-Yes. We see you in that.
-They're of weird shape.

-But you love it. It's comfortable.
-I find them comfortable.

It's so comfortable

even when I'm going out,
Kiran is like what are you wearing?

What are you wearing?
I said I'm wearing my 3/4ths.

C'mon you can't be...
That's a daily routine.

-But...
-We do this daily and we enjoy it.

-But tell me...
-Finally, she takes out something

and says you should be wearing this.

But you also started wearing some
'dhoti' type of pants in between.

That's what he's talking about.

Those loose pants.

But I've seen Kiran also wear these.
Are you wearing her clothes?

I have worn some of her clothes.

Loose pajamas.

-Huh
-Okay, all right.

But speaking of fashion sense,
Kareena,

you've been the glamour
queen for like over two decades.

And how have you maintained your
glamour quotient over these decades

and looked eternally
glamorous through it all?

She looks gorgeous
in whatever she wears.

Yes, I think I just...

This is just the way I am.
In fact, I'm just very casual.

I'm very like you know there's
no real effort that I make.

Right.

But I think it depends
I'm very moody

because there's some days
I really like looking glamorous

and there are some days
where I just want to be like

-in my pajamas and hang out.
-Yourself.

Most of the time it's that.

But even that's glamorous.

Because you're glamorous.
You can't win.

All right, fantastic!

Now we're going to get
to the most exciting part

and Aamir's favourite
part of this entire show

-the Rapid-Fire round.
-Oh god!

-For that we have to...
-Aamir, please win the hamper.

We are now proceeding
to the Rapid-Fire round

which means I have to change
my glasses

because I'm blind.
These are my reading glasses.

That's just for the look.

Yeah, that's the look. These are
my reading Lenskart glasses.

All right, we have a live audience
that will judge the rapid fire.

-They're here.
-Where?

Alexa!

-Oh god! Very fancy.
-Turn on the projector.

-Okay.
-Here you go.

Here's the Koffee gang,
waiting to judge you.

Hi guys.

-Hi.
-Say hi to Aamir and Kareena.

Hello.

-Hi.
-Is this on every episode?

They are also our judge
and jury for the rapid fire.

So, this is a bonafide war.

Listen, I've won this many times.
Go for it, Aamir.

Veteran

Bebo, since you've been a multiple
winner

for this round,
we will begin with you.

And now before we start, let's turn
on the Jaquar lights for rapid fire.

All right, Kareena,
are you ready for the rapid fire?

Make it rapid, make it full of fire.

Who according to you, Kareena,

is the number one actor
and actress in Bollywood today?

-Number one? Actor and actress?
-Yes.

-Help me.
-You asked her not me.

Why should I worry?

I'm looking at you for help.

But you have to answer.
It's your question.

Tell us honestly who is number one
according to you.

I don't know.

-She lost the hamper.
-Every week it keeps changing.

So, you don't have an answer
to the number one actor and actress?

Aamir and me since
we're sitting here.

Oh god! So full of yourself!

I've nothing to say.

The question lost you
the hamper the last time.

Now it's your chance to make amends.
And overrated film that you've seen.

I don't want to make amends.

So why are you asking me
this question?

You don't think there's
any film that has been overrated?

I haven't seen a movie
in the last 4-5 months.

Okay. Quality sex after babies,
myth or reality?

You wouldn't know.

Okay. My mother's
watching this show.

You're talking badly
about my sex life.

Listen, this episode is quite

-vegetarian compared to others.
-But your mother doesn't

mind you talking

ill of other people's sex lives?

Huh?

Aamir, you've come
in full form today.

You disrobe everyone.

Okay, the one thing
being 40+ gives

you that you wish you had at 25.

Like you said a certain
amount of calm and Zen

-which is there you know.
-Okay.

Who do you think you have best
onscreen chemistry with?

Shah Rukh, Akshay, Salman or Aamir?

I think Aamir and Akshay.

Which Instagram accounts
do you go to for the following?

-Fashion goals
-Definitely not your page.

Okay. Anyone you
go to for fashion goals?

-I don't know...
-She follows me for fashion.

3 quarters

Aamir!

Aamir doesn't have a page.

-I don't have a page.
-You follow....

-Then who?
-I said not your page.

-I don't know whose.
-Okay.

Laughs, for fun

Laughs for fun there
is a very funny guy

called Gary Janetti.
He's very funny.

Okay and for thirsty photos?

What is thirsty photo?

Meaning?

Was that an odd question?

Thirsty photo...

-Answer him. He's asking you.
-It's like sexy

-thirst traps.
-Sexy photos?

Yeah like for sexy photos.

They're called thirsty
photos these days?

Like you know you're thirsty
for someone

Ranveer Singh.

Oh well yeah,
he's been showing a lot of...

Have you seen Ranveer Singh's
nude images?

I've seen.

You like Ranveer Singh's
thirsty photos?

He's got a great physique.
I thought it was

-quite bold of him.
-Yeah.

The one thing you've learnt working
with Aamir in Laal Singh Chaddha.

Every time you work with Aamir

there's always a huge amount
of respect and take away

because there's passion,
love, dedication.

-I would say it's like a textbook.
-Like a master class.

The one thing recently
married celebrity couples

should've learnt from you and Saif.

Not everything has to be documented.

Okay, nice.

All right. Make a prediction
for the Bollywood actors.

Which actor would soon
deliver a blockbuster?

Hopefully Aamir Khan.

Get married.

-I don't know.
-Okay you're not giving an answer.

One person who surely
won't be invited

at the following people's party.

-Ranbir Kapoor.
-I don't know.

Who will not be invited?

-Have you become...
-This is a flop rapid fire.

Why I mean I...

She hasn't answered anything.

I think everyone's invited to...

-...every party.
-I think you're playing too safe.

Who would not be invited
to Ranbir Kapoor's party?

-Think!
-But why are you'll firing me?

I don't know.

I have no idea but
I'm asking her to think.

Who would not be invited
to Shahid Kapoor's party?

Me.

I don't know, I'm just saying.

Who's likely to do the following
things at a party. Gossip.

-You.
-Me.

Constant post party
updates on Insta.

What's post party?

Who would put pictures
of the party on Instagram.

What is your answer?

All do.

Exactly! Aamir is saying
everyone does.

Oh god! Okay, a film you regret
saying no to.

I have no regrets.

Okay. Prabhas,
Ramcharan, Allu Arjun, Mahesh Babu,

a south superstar
you wish to work with.

It would be any one of them
with a good part,

great script.

-Good role.
-Thank you, Kareena,

that's the end
of your Rapid-Fire round.

I think it was okay.

I won't say much.

Listen, then you do better, Aamir.

It was good.

Aamir, on a scale of 1-5,
how relevant is marriage in 2022?

Marriage actually is something
that will always be relevant.

-Okay.
-It's something that is

very deeply rooted in our culture.

So, it's something that
will be relevant to us as Indians

-forever.
-Yeah.

I don't think it'll ever be....

Given a chance which of these films
would you redo and fix now?

Thugs of Hindostan,
Mela or Mangal Pandey?

I think Mangal Pandey was still
closer to what we were trying to do.

Okay.
-Mela and

Thugs perhaps we didn't achieve
we set out to so...

-Yeah.
-I would like to correct those two.

The way to your bed is?

The way to my bed
is through my hall.

We pass the corridor
to the bedroom where I sleep.

The way to my bed is

-through the corridor of my house.
-What is this question, Karan?

What other way there can be?

It's okay.
Your most valuable possession is?

I don't know if I can call
it my possession but my family.

A director who's number
one on your wish list.

There are many.

There are some directors
who I have not worked with yet

whose minds and personalities
really interest me.

-You, yeah.
-One of them is Rajamouli.

One of them is Suraj Barjatya.

-I find Suraj really fascinating.
-Yeah.

I met him a couple of times recently

And the simple and
passionate way with which

-he talks about his work
-Yeah, he's amazing.

-I really like.
-Big inspiration.

I really like Suraj,
I would love to work with him.

Lovely.

Amongst other directors.

The one thing that Kareena
has an actor you wishes you had.

The ease with which
she gets into a shot.

I feel I need to prepare a lot more.

I feel it takes me
a lot longer to get there.

-Comes more easily...
-Yeah.

Quick choices. Who according to you
is a better actor?

Ranbir Kapoor or Ranveer Singh?

They're both very good.

-Okay.
-They're both amongst my favourite.

I can't choose.

Deepika or Alia?

Both very good.

Katrina or Kareena.

They're both special
in their own ways.

-Okay.
-Actually, that's true.

-Yeah, of course.
-Special in their own ways.

Aamir, last question. The last time
you Googled yourself was?

I Google myself very often.

-Oh really?
-Yes, what happens is

sometimes there's no Internet.

You have network
but there's no connectivity.

You've to type in Google
something just to see...

You type in Aamir Khan.

I type in my name, I don't
read what's written.

If it opens I know

-it's working.
-So, you Google yourself

all the time
but you've never looked...

-for the anything in particular...
-Just to check the Internet,

I don't read though.

Absolutely scintillating
round of rapid fire

with Aamir Khan
and Kareena Kapoor Khan.

I have my answer in my head

but I would love to know
what the judge and jury have to say.

Please do your voting, guys.

We need to see who the winner
is because I'm perplexed.

-I'm flummoxed.
-Who's worse? I don't know.

-I don't know who's worse.
-Was it that bad?

-Both of us?
-In the history

of rapid fires, this is the worst.

-But why?
-I agree.

All right,
let's have a look at the result.

Okay, Aamir Khan has won with 73%

What brought about this miracle!

-Thank you, guys.
-Because you've said 1-2 nice ones.

-Don't know how...

-Aamir...
-Look,

this is what happens.
You guys called me boring.

But you are not boring at all.

You weren't boring
on the show at all.

I want to tell you

I'm as perplexed with this result

as you are!

Aamir Khan you have won

-by a thumping majority.
-By a thumping majority.

-Thank you.
-There you go

All right, well Bebo,
you have a chance to redeem yourself

because we have our last and final
round which is the Koffee quiz.

It's now time for the MyGlamm Slam

so, let's go to the MyGlamm
Zone for some glam, slam and game.

All right,
please check your buzzers.

So, we have to do this

-when we know the answers.
-You have to buzz and then answer.

Okay.

In this round I will ask questions
ranging from Bollywood,

general knowledge and pop culture.

You two have to press
the buzzer to answer

the questions. Whoever answers right

-wins a point. Got it?
-Okay.

All right, in this round you have

to name Indian or
international actors starting

from A to Z. Example if I say
A, Aamir Khan. B Bobby Deol.

-Got it?
-One by one?

-So, he'll say.
-The game starts now.

A Aamir Khan

B Babita

C

-Charlie Chaplin
-You're not pressing.

I've to press first? Sorry.

C Charlie Chaplin

D Dilip Kumar

E

-Who's from E?
-I'll give you F

Farida Jalal

-G
-Govinda

H

-Hema Malini
-Okay.

You lost that one thing here.
Go.

Now I get it.

Start again.

- No, Why?
- Again?

Okay, I

Ingrid Bergman.

-Ingrid Bergman.
-Yeah.

-No, there was...
-She didn't know the name!

-I took the correct name.
-Okay, I give you that.

-J
-Jackie Chan

-You didn't do the buzzer.
-Jackie Chan.

-Okay.
-I did the buzzer first.

Yeah, but he answered.

-K
-Kareena Kapoor.

Okay, L

-1...'
-L

Lalita Pawar

Lalita Pawar

-M
-Madhuri Dixit

-Okay.
-N

-N
-Naseeruddin Shah

-Okay, so clearly Kareena has won.
-You're fast.

I'm just seeing her hitting
the buzzer.

-All right, well done Kareena.
-No wonder

-All right.
-See I'm not known for my speed.

-That's a problem.
-Okay.

This is a rat race
to the finishing line.

You have 7, I repeat 7 seconds to
answer these groups of three.

So if I name like say three
Gujarati snacks, you've to say

-Dhokla, Fafda, Thepla.
-Correct.

-Got it.
-Okay

I'll start with you.

-Kareena, name three street foods.
-Pani puri, Chaat, Pav Bhaji.

Name three cricketers
from the Indian cricket team.

Kohli, Rohit Shetty

-Rohit Shetty!
-K L Rahul,

Rohit Sharma

-Sorry, Rohit Sharma.
-You both are making me tensed

-Cancel, Aamir lost this round.
-Okay,

Rohit Sharma.

Kareena, name
three Bollywood directors.

Sanjay Leela Bhansali,
Karan Johar, Zoya Akhtar.

Okay, name three things
you can see in the sky.

Clouds, birds and stars.

Okay, lovely.
Well done.

In this round you have
to press the buzzer

and name movies
of the following actors.

This is will not be a criss-cross.

Whoever presses the buzzer
gets the answer.

For example, if I say Rani Mukherjee

you have to give names of the movies
she had starred

one after the other.
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,

Raja Ki Aayegi Baraat
like that.

I hardly watch movies.

-I don't remember names.
-All right.

So these are now..
I'm saying the name of the actor

and whoever buzzes, give me at least
two movie names of that actor.

Here goes.
Shah Rukh Khan

Don

-Pathan.
-Okay.

Pathan is not released.

Okay, Baazigar.

Okay, Shah Rukh Khan she gets.
Salman Khan

-What's happening?
-Maine Pyar Kiya, Baaghi.

Okay, Priyanka Chopra

Barsaat, Don

Okay.

What is happening?

-Okay now.
-I'm winning. I am redeeming myself

I'm just saying okay.
Akshay Kumar.

Khiladi

and

Super 30

-Super 30 has Hrithik Roshan.
-Sorry.

Cancel Aamir has lost this round.

-Main Khiladi Tu Anari
-I don't watch films

Main Khiladi Tu Anari

But that is not your answer.

-You have lost.
-You had said Super 30.

Akshay Kumar has done 240 films.

-And he doesn't know one name.
-I don't remember names.

-I don't watch films.
-Okay.

-Now, Aamir at 5, Kareena 10.
-I've redeemed myself.

You have to now pick up your phones

and call celebrities
from the movie industry

each call gets you 2.5 points.

-What do I have to say?
-Nobody answers my calls anyway.

-Timer starts now.
-Ranveer

You have to say Hey Karan,
it's me Ranveer.

Hey, Karan, it's none other than me

-Say it to the camera.
-He's redeeming himself.

Bebo, you know I love you.

Yes, wow.

-I'm not winning this so it's fine.
-All right, Thank you Ranveer.

-Call one more. Don't keep talking.
-Oh I've to call one more.

I thought we're done.

-Keep calling.
-Talk to you later.

Aamir at 7.5 points.

-Kareen still leading at 10.
-Oh no.

It can get close, Aamir if
you get a call, you will get tie.

-Only actors? -Celebrities.
-Oh no!

-Nobody answers...
-Arjun, pick up the phone.

Arjun Kapoor is not picking up.

-He always calls back.
-Let me.

-None of them.
-K!

Basically, you've to say hi

Kiran, you have to
say Hi Karan it's me.

You said two celebrities

Say Hi Karan its me
and he wins 2.5 points.

You said two actors
and I'm looking for them

and they're
not answering the call.

She's saying you're not a celebrity.

-Kareena is insulting you
-Not celebrity.

He said call 2 actors
from your phone.

No, he said celebrity.

-He said celebrity.
-Okay.

Kareena, it's a tie right now.

-You get one point you win.
-I'll make one more call.

I'm calling,
they're not answering the phone.

Put it on speaker.

Okay, it's a tie. Aamir Khan

-and Kareena Kapoor Khan at 10.
-There's no tie.

-It's a tie.
-Saifu.

-Hello.
-Husband is not allowed.

-Oh yeah wife.
-What do you mean he's a star.

Saif, you have to say Hey Karan
it's me and she wins 2.5 points.

What? I've to say Hey Karan it's me?

-Yes. I have one 2.5 points
-Okay.

-Just say Hey Karan it's me, Saif.
-Can I speak to him too?

-Why? Aamir wants to talk to you.
-Let me.

I don't want you
to have a social conversation.

2 minutes.

Saif, when are you watching
the film?

I'm very much looking forward to it.
You say.

So 1st or 2nd?

-Kareena Kapoor has won. It's over.
-Okay.

-Okay, get back.
-When I'm not shooting.

-Arjun Kapoor is calling you.
-I have won 2.5 points.

Kareena Kapoor has won this round.

-Now, you cannot call anyone.
-I have won this round.

Kareena has won 12.5
to Aamir's 10 points.

Arjun.

Arjun...
Say hey Karan it's me Fubu.

Hey Karan it's me.

Okay, you just...
Now Karan has won

-with 15 points.
-I've won with 15 point.

You answered after one hour.

-All right, well done Bebo.
-What are you up to, Karan?

-What are you up to?
-What am I up to means?

You normally ask what
are you doing right now.

Oh what are you doing?
Are you promoting Ek Villain?

Yes, exactly that but I've just come
back home after finishing promotion.

Okay say hi to Aamir.

-Hi.
-Hi, Aamir sir. All the best.

Hi, thanks man.

You know he has a release next week.

All the best man.

Thank you, sir.
Bye.

Thank you!
??

You're wicked!

Listen okay fine I've also won now.

-I won.
-Okay,

Kareena has won the quiz.

-Aamir won the rapid fire.
-I've redeemed myself.

-Yeah.
-It's wonderful.

-One would've thought...
-Actually, she won the hamper too.

-No, you won by 73 %
-They're your fans so then they...

All right, let's go back.
Thanks guys.

All right, that was
the game round.

Congratulations, Bebo,
what a redemption!

Shall we clap for her?
She won the game round?

I'm a fighter.

Yes. Fought!

Oh god! What is this?

This should've been given to Aamir
actually. It's been given to you.

I'm not perfect, I'm original.

-But what is in this?
-It's a present.

That you'll open and find out.

-It's your gift.
-Oh!

-Wow.
-Thank you, Karan.

Well, you needed something after
that absolutely poor performance

in the Rapid-Fire round.

This is your grand redemption,
I'm very happy.

Bebo, you've just come
from a very luxurious vacation

with your family.

What does the luxury life
mean to you?

I think the luxury of just having

to the time to spend with family.

I think that

to me is the most precious
and luxurious time of my life.

Family time is what luxury
is to you.

Yeah.

-For me?
-Yes.

Luxury is the ability to

you know spend time how you want.

So I think it kind of..

-...means the same thing.
-Yeah.

Correct, lovely.

Thank you guys for coming
on the show.

Thank you Aamir
for coming yet again.

And I'm sure your film is
going to be a thunderous success

from what I hear as
they say the industry chatter,

you've made an absolutely
stupendous and beautiful film.

All the very best.

-Thank you.
-And before I let both of you go

as Koffee tradition goes, please
sign the mug right next to you.

Okay, lovely. Now
let's take the mugs

and walk to the Koffee wall of fame

where we will place them.
Thank you guys.

You're more friendly but they
probably like me, I don't know.

Everyone likes you more.
I also like you more.

No, like in the sense maybe they're
photographing me more. I don't know.

Look at her insulting
me twice in a sentence!

Of course, people like me more.

No, I mean they like how I look
more.

Yeah.