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Did you choose to do this
of your own free will?

Yeah.

Now put it-

- in her mouth.

Dave. Erm...

Nads, can you get...

Can you see if Carroll's about?

Sorry.

No. It's not your fault.

You all right?
Do you wanna, erm...

Nah, no. It's fine.
It happens all the time.

Dave, I'm losing it, mate.

She's fine.
She says it happens all the time.

Did you get it on camera?

Not in close up...
Should I?

If she's OK, obviously.

Obviously.

Hey, babes, do you feel like going on-

- for half an hour?
I can get you-

- to the hospital in ten minutes.

If you wanted to stay a bit longer,

- I could give you another grand for it.

Er. Erm, yeah.

Yeah. OK.

- Yeah?
- OK.

Make-up. On set!

Jolene gave me earache about it-

- being her first day, so...

Yeah, no, got you.
Did you tell her about Tom?

Yeah. She's making a meal of it.

'Course she is.
Bloody drama queen.

How was she this morning?

Late.

Pissed. Her arse is sagging.

It's all sagging, mate.

Get Rich to have a word?

He's never gonna say anything.

You don't bite the minge
that feeds you.

Oi, turn that off, Nads.

For fuck sake, turn it off.

Told you. Nothing happened.

Amy, you just watched
the same footage we did.

Any reasonable viewer-

- is going to conclude
there was negligence,

- that Carroll didn't discharge-

- the duty of care expected of him.

Yeah, but she said she was fine.

Well, if my child insists-

- it's fine to eat
cigarettes for breakfast,

- does that mean I should let them?

But you can't submit this anyway,

- so it's a waste of time.

We don't know that.
I mean. it's late.

But if we seek permission...

You can't submit it, because if you do,

- you're gonna destroy her.

If she's scared of whistle blowing...

That's not what she's scared of. Is it?

You faked your test?

Sorry. What?

During the ID checks,

- you put your finger
over the STI test, yeah?

What did you have?

Sorry, can we just...

...I mean, it's late,
but we can try to submit...

No! I'll tell you.

But you can't submit it.
You have to promise me.

- I don't think we can...
- Fine.

Hayley.

Promise on your kids' lives.

I promise on my kids' lives.

What did you have?

I had gonorrhoea.

It wasn't the bad kind.

Oh, it's the good kind
of gonorrhoea. Is it?

The kind that's going around that lowers-

- your blood pressure
and makes your farts-

- smell like pumpkin spice.
I shot with you that day!

Yeah, but it was only in my arse.

Oh, that's OK then, isn't it?

I fucking put my hand
in a blender for you!

I never asked you to!

You acted like a little girl!

You told me you'd never
done any of this before!

- Yeah, well, I lied.
- Why?

Just cos I wanted you to like me.

Sorry, what are we doing here?

Submit it.

No. No, no, no no.

You cannot submit that, you promised!

I lied.

And I don't give a shit
if you like me or not.

♪ Look at him politic wants ♪
♪ to blow his brains out ♪

♪ He's still conservative ♪
♪ when the blood leaks out ♪

♪ Chapman and Lennon ♪
♪ on the side street talking ♪

♪ Next thing you hear ♪
♪ is bang spreading over ♪

♪ You love me, you love me ♪
♪ and now you wanna kill me ♪

Don't you like them?

I don't know why you wore
them if you can't walk in 'em.

Jolene! Jolene!
Jolene! Jolene!

Oi! Watch the fucking Choos.

Jolene, why have you chosen this moment-

- to return to porn?

What? I haven't.

What was he on about?

- I don't know.
- Tell me.

It's nothing. It's silly.

I didn't want to burden you with it today.

What?

That is not me.

That is fake.
Who's done that?

"Rumplestiltcock74"?

Oh, Jesus!

Don't let it throw you.

Oh, OK.

May it please the court,

- I appear on behalf of Mr Carroll Quinn.

It cannot be denied that.

Mr Quinn works in an industry-

- perceived as morally circumspect.

But over a 30-year career,

- he has conducted himself with integrity,

- propriety and decency.

The outrageous defamatory
claims made by Ms Burrows-

- that Mr Quinn has been
guilty of gross negligence,

- and allowed criminal
acts to occur on his sets,

- have severely damaged his reputation-

- and his earning potential.

And they are not only wrong,

- they are maliciously, knowingly wrong.

They are nothing more
than the spiteful act-

- of a damaged,
emotional, angry woman

- with a history of substance abuse,

- and a dangerously
incoherent understanding of-

- the difference between
the real and the fake.

And that, my Lady,
is what will be proved to you-

- beyond doubt in this court.

- You OK?
- Mmm.

It's a code, isn't it?

I mean, the judge,
she seems quite sympathetic?

Yeah, well... Yeah.

So do you show the tape tomorrow?

Yep. You did well today.

Yeah, you look after yourself tonight.

Get Rich to take Izzy.

Have a bath. Early night.
Self-care.

Not so much coffee tomorrow.
Yeah?

- Good night.
- See you.

♪

Oh, hey.

Do you have like a pound coin?

The card reader isn't...

Yeah, don't worry about it.

Did you see how many
hits that clip of us got?

Like, 40.000.

It's not us.

Hey, those numbers are
impressive though, right?

You know, there's a chunk
of change to be made here.

Think about it,

- the fake version
gets that much traffic,

- the real version-

- could fucking break the internet.

Are you fucking high right now?

OK, look, I get it,

- you think I'm Darth Vader or whatever,

- but I'm not interested
in punishing you.

I just hate leaving a dollar on the ground-

- for someone else to pick up.

So, I mean, it's one day's work.

I dunno how to say it clearer.

I'm not performing any more.

If I did, I don't do anal,
and if I did do anal,

- I'd much rather do it with-

- Saddam Hussein's
pickled dick than with you.

Can we drop the pissy tone?

I'm actually trying to do you a favour.

You lose this thing,
they are gonna strip you for parts.

OK, cheers, bye-bye.

This asshole of yours,

- how come it's so special?
Is it gold-plated?

Does it play the piano?
Does it speak German?

♪

♪

If you've come about the slow cooker,

- it went this morning.

Actually, I'm here to see Phoebe.

It's the final day of trial tomorrow.

I'd like you to be there.

Yeah, think I'm all right, thanks.

Look, I get it. She's a lot,

- and I'm not related to her.

But you know everything she's done,

- she's done it for you,
and Izzy and Gabe.

No. This is...

Do you not get it, yet?

She likes it.
She wants to act like-

- this is some big
sacrifice for us, it's bullshit.

All she cares about is being fuckable,

- it's like literally her
entire personality.

I'm not talking about porn.
I'm talking the trial.

The whole world wants her
to shut up, and she won't.

Yeah, because she's stubborn,
and cos she's proud,

- but most of all,
cos she is bearing witness-

- to something wrong,

- something it would be a
lot easier for her to ignore.

And that's brave.
And it's lonely.

And she deserves a lot better-

- than your lazy teenage contempt.

Please. Come tomorrow.

I'll pay your travel if it helps.

Why are you so bothered?

Cos I don't think she can win this.

And I've only got one thing left to try-

- to stop this completely
bankrupting her.

And I think she's going to hate me for it.

So whatever happens,
I really don't want her-

- going home on her own.

♪

Are you scared, Mum?

♪

No, darling.

♪

Ms Burrows?

So, regarding the incident with Girl X,

- you hold that his
behaviour that day on set-

- was not in line with the duty
of care expected of him,

- and he didn't act appropriately-

- once the prolapse
had been witnessed.

Yes.

And Girl X told you specifically that-

- she had not had anal sex before?

Well, she was lying, wasn't she?

Why do you think that was?

Cos she's a liar.

Sorry, are we gonna show the tape?
Just...

But you feel she was failed by Mr Quinn?

I do, yeah.

Because, what happened,

- she didn't consent to that,

- and it is all on the tape.

My Lady, I must object
to this line of questioning.

The evidence shows that
Girl X consented repeatedly.

My Lady, in this country,
you can't consent to acts-

- that cause bodily harm upon yourself.

So I put it that even
if Girl X had consented-

- to continue after the prolapse,

- her consent isn't valid.

And Mr Quinn has therefore
allowed criminal acts-

- to occur on his set.

It's a relevant line of questioning.

- I will allow it.
- Thank you, my Lady.

Ms Burrows,

- can you tell my Lady how it felt-

- when you found out that
your trusted employer,

- your good friend Mr Quinn
was planning to work-

- with a performer called Tom Pain,

- a performer that he was aware
had previously raped you.

Sorry. What... I don't...

How did it feel, Ms Burrows?

Sorry.

I wasn't raped.

But there was an incident in 2010-

- where Mr Pain had sex with
you without your consent?

- Yes.
- Yes.

Which, legally, we term rape.

My Lady, this evidence
has not been submitted,

- furthermore it is slanderous.

Mr Pain is not on trial here today,

- these are allegations
of criminality that-

- cannot be addressed by this court.

Let me rephrase that.

You told Mr Quinn
about an uncomfortable-

- encounter with Mr Pain,
is that right?

Objection!

Ms Burrows, you're objecting
to your own counsel?

Right.

And am I not allowed to do that?

I would allow it.
But I wouldn't advise it.

Take it back.
Withdrawn, whatever.

Nonetheless, Ms Maitland,

I cannot see where this is taking you.

My Lady, this goes to the
heart of my client's case.

I am attempting to substantiate the truth-

- in the allegations of gross negligence-

- against Mr Quinn.

Here we see that Mr Quinn knew that.

Mr Pain was a violent attacker, and yet-

- he was willing to allow him
to work with other performers,

- in a gross negligence of duty of care-

- to those performers,

- the same lack of diligence
that he showed to Girl X-

- on the day already discussed here.

When you told Mr Quinn
about this encounter,

- you were upset, yes?

Please, I don't...
I don't want to...

This won't take long.

You were upset, yes?

Yes. Please, stop it...

You felt powerless, overpowered,

- in danger, in a man's home,

- a man that is stronger
and more powerful than you?

Yes.

And Mr Quinn, he comforted you.

Didn't he, on that occasion?
What did he say?

You don't remember what he said?

He didn't say, "What a bastard"?

He didn't say "I'm so sorry
that's happened to you"?

My Lady, this is impermissible.

This is an entirely fresh allegation-

- which has never been raised before.

My Lady, I am allowed to raise matters-

- that have come to my attention-

- since the statements were filed.

Is that what he said, Ms Burrows?

Ms Burrows, is that what he said?

Yes!

So can you kindly address her Ladyship-

- and tell her how it felt ten years later-

- on the day you learned Mr Quinn-

- wasn't only endorsing this man,

- working with this man,

- he was throwing a party for him.

He was gathering all your friends-

- and colleagues together to raise a glass-

- to the man who raped you?

My Lady, I must again object-

- in the strongest possible terms,

- this is an ambush!

Ms Maitland, this is scandalous.

Let me re-phrase that.

How did you feel when you found out-

- that the employer you trusted-

- and the friend that you relied on-

- was putting other
women in direct contact-

- with a person that you
had reason to believe-

- would physically harm them,
on the basis of-

- your own experience and victimization?

Angry? Betrayed?

- Frightened?
- Yes.

No further questions, my Lady.

I must excoriate Ms Maitland-

- on a wholly improper line-

- of questioning.

For the purpose of the record,

- the counsel for the defense-

- made unsubstantiated
and scurrilous allegations-

- against a third party.

Ms Nagle, your witness.

Sorry.

I'm so sorry.
Can I pop to the toilet?

I will rise until 11:30.

♪

♪

I would like to thank Ms Nagle-

- and Ms Maitland for their assistance.

I will reserve my judgement.

I'll endeavour to provide
a written judgement-

- by the end of next term.

I'll provide my judgement in draft-

- to counsel in advance of hand down.

Court rise.

♪

I'm sorry.

They wouldn't let me submit
the tape so late in the day.

I tried. Hayley, Hayley,
you're not gonna win this!

I'm trying to make sure you only lose-

- one kidney, not two.

Yeah, well, you had no right!

No right!
You don't get to decide-

- what I call what happened to me!

Cos it wasn't rape!

What you just did in there?
That was rape.

♪

♪

♪

Sask, can I grab you a second?

♪

Erm, so this is kind of awkward,

- but Spanklife have got, like,

- a really strict STI policy.

And Ramon's been sent this email.

It makes us feel kind of weird.

- I'm sure it's gossip, but...
- It's not gossip.

- Oh.
- I faked the test.

Six months ago, I had Gonorrhoea.

It's been treated.

The test I have today is valid.
I'm fine, I assure you.

OK, just, I think it's still...

I think it's probably still a no?

♪

- Hey.
- Hey.

You gonna text me about
when to drop Iz back?

Yeah, erm...

Can I leave her with you
a little bit longer? Please?

I just, erm...

I can't, er...

I don't know how to be near
them without harming them.

Yeah. Erm...

No worries.

You do what you gotta do.

Can I speak to Gabe?

Yeah, yeah, gimme a sec.

Hey, mate...

I don't want to.

- Come on, mate.
- No.

Erm, yeah, he's just, he's having a bath.

All right, babe.

I'm here to see Mr Sokolov.

Certainly, madam.

Mr Sokolov is now on the sixth.

The lift is to your left.

I apologise.

This is shitty 2009 vintage.

Usual, I drink only 2006.

Thank you.

The boots OK?

Yes, I like only these boots.

♪

Lay down, please.

You look at the stars,
then I fuck you in the mouth.

♪

Keep having these dreams about Rich.

Waking up at 4:30 every day,

- doing my head in.
- Drinker's dawn.

Come to a meeting if you want.

Oh, leave off, Mum.

You staying for tea?

It's fish cakes.

We're meat-free, Wednesdays.

She's living here, isn't she?

She's moved out-

- and I've not noticed,
is that's what's happened?

She's had an offer for next year.

Horticultural college.

Gardening?

Permaculture.
She turned it down.

- Why?
- Ask her.

Nan told me about your offer.

Oh, what?

- I told her.
- Why?

Why?

Can't afford it, can we?

Do you wanna go?

I want to live with my Nan and work in-

- the Londis forever.

If you wanna go, you should go.

What about the money?

I'll find the money.

Baby, I can find you
the money, OK?

♪ I remember it all ♪
♪ very well lookin' back ♪

♪ It was the summer I turned 18 ♪

♪ We lived in a one-room, ♪
♪ run-down shack ♪

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.

♪ We didn't have money ♪
♪ for food or rent ♪

♪ To say the least ♪
♪ we were hard-pressed ♪

♪ Then Mama spent ♪
♪ every last penny we had ♪

♪ To buy me a dancin' dress ♪

♪ Mama washed and combed ♪
♪ and curled my hair ♪

♪ And she painted my eyes and lips ♪

♪ Then I stepped into ♪
♪ a satin dancin' dress ♪

♪ That had a split on the ♪
♪ side clean up to my hip ♪

♪ It was red velvet trim ♪
♪ and it fit me good ♪

♪ Standin' back from the lookin' glass ♪

♪ Was a woman where ♪
♪ a half-grown kid had stood ♪

Hi!

I'm here to see Mr Quadratullah?

Room 18.
Top of the stairs.

Lift's out of service.

♪ She handed me ♪
♪ a heart-shaped locket ♪

♪ That said, ♪
♪ "To thine own self be true" ♪

♪ And I shivered as I watched ♪
♪ a roach crawl across ♪

♪ The toe of my high-heeled shoe ♪

Hey. Can I come in?

♪ And they'll be nice to you ♪

♪ Here's your one chance ♪
♪ Fancy, don't let me down ♪

Wow. Oh. It's a party.

Here, let me.

Do you mind if I just
use the little girl's room?

♪ What else should I be ♪

♪ All apologies ♪

♪ What else should I say ♪

♪ Everyone is gay ♪

♪ What else could I write ♪

♪ I don't have the right ♪

♪ What else should I be ♪

♪ All apologies ♪

♪ In the sun ♪

♪ In the sun I feel as one ♪

♪ In the sun ♪

♪ In the sun ♪

- Hello.
- Hi. I've got news.

Yep.

I'm so sorry,
the Judge found in their favour.

- Oh, right.
- I'm sorry, Hayley.

I should have delayed
and developed the case.

No, it's not your fault.

They've given us a date.

All right.
And that's the costs hearing, is it?

- Yeah.
- When's that?

Next week, but you don't have to come.

No. I wanna be there.

Well, it's Thursday.
I'll email you.

- All right.
- Bye.

♪ I wish I was like you ♪

♪ Easily amused ♪

♪ Find my nest of salt ♪

♪ Everything's my fault ♪

♪ I'll take all the blame ♪

♪ Aqua seafoam shame ♪

♪ Sunburn with freezer burn ♪

♪ Choking on the ashes of her enemy ♪

♪ In the sun ♪

♪ In the sun I feel as one ♪

♪ In the sun ♪

♪ In the sun ♪

♪ I'm married ♪

♪ Buried ♪

♪ All in all is all we are ♪

♪ All in all is all we are ♪

♪ All in all is all we are ♪

♪ All in all is all we are ♪

♪ All in all is all we are ♪

Hey, Jo.
It's me, erm, Sabelle.

Thanks for your email,
been thinking about you too.

So, like, if you wanted
to get a coffee, we should.

We should do that.

By the way,

- did you hear what happened to Amy?

So what happened?

I was climbing out of
the bathroom window.

Hmm. OK, fine, whatever.

It's just I heard that you were escorting,

- and I didn't realise you were doing that.

It's the same as porn.

It's the same as anything.
Just have to work out-

- what people want and give it to them.

Most people've decided what they want.

Some people,

- it's really easy, they tell you.

"I'm a mum".

Who are you?

Honestly, I look at you, I don't know-

- whether you need a
cuddle or an exorcism.

OK, fine.

I just wanted to say this.

What happened to you,
that doesn't just happen.

That is years of abuse.

And maybe it was voluntary
or maybe it wasn't,

- I don't know, or maybe, more likely,

- it was somewhere in between.

You just being a person that-

- somebody else wanted you to be.

Maybe it even happened in this house.
But either way,

- I think it's fucked
you up a little bit, love.

And if you want me to
help you with that, I will.

I'll do whatever you want
to help you with that.

This is your last chance.

Cos after I walk out that door,

I never want to see you again.

And I know you think
you're fine right now,

- maybe you are,

- maybe it doesn't even touch the sides,

- but in ten years' time,
you are gonna wake up,

- you are gonna be so angry it isn't true.

You would not believe the rage
that is gonna come out of you,

- and when that happens,

- it is gonna make you so, so ugly.

Trust me.

Did you see my bag?

Hmm.

Yeah. It's lovely.

- Ostrich skin, is it?
- Yeah.

Gorgeous.

Oh! You gave me a fright.

Er, Mike's just mulching.

Mike! Mike!

Er, did you want tea, Hayley?
Coffee?

There's cake but I'm
not very pleased with it.

Oh, no, thank you.

Your house is, like, so lovely.

It all needs re-doing,
we're ripping the kitchen out.

This is Hayley, er,
Ellie's friend from the salon.

Hello. Er, Mike.

Have we met before?
You're very familiar to me.

Yeah. I get that a lot.

- All right.
- All right.

In light of everything
Ms Burrows has gone through,

- I'm only awarding 60% of costs.

I have a note here that.

Mr Quinn does not wish
to collect damages?

- Is that...
- That's correct.

We will still be seeking legal fees.

All right.

Then costs are set at a £40.000.

My Lady, my client is currently unemployed,

- we will need a long-term payment plan.

Ms Burrows owns a
property that could be sold-

- to finance the costs.

My Lady, that is a family home.

My client has three children...

All of whom are living away from home-

- or with their father.
- No. No, that's temporary.

Can you tell her that's just temporary.

That's correct, isn't it, Counsel?

Ms Burrows' children do not
currently reside with her?

I'm their mum.

My recommendation would be-

- for the defendant to pay within 28 days,

- with the ability to
apply for an assessment-

- of her financial means.

Do you wanna get a drink?

Ah, trying not to...

Knocked that on the head
at the minute actually, so...

Wow.

That's... Wow.

Yeah, well, if I'm gonna be in a room-

- with Tom Pain again,
I want to be in control.

Hayley, no.
That isn't the only option.

No, no, the other option is,
I sell my house,

- I'll never go shopping not
looking for yellow stickers,

- and I'll have a panic attack every time-

- I have to call a plumber out.

That's insane!

Go back to the coffee shop!

Sell your house, who gives a shit!

I do. I love that house.
My kids love that house.

- It's just stuff.
- When I was Izzy's age,

I never thought I'd get to live-

- in a house as nice as that.

In what world is it worth
losing your bloody house,

- than doing that with him?

In mine. In my world.

I've been working my arse off for you,

- trying to get you out of
this so that you got choices.

This is a choice.

I really want to hit you.

Yeah, that's cos you don't feel sorry-

- for me any more. Isn't it?

And you can't save me,
and you can't control me.

So, you don't know what
to do with me, do you?

So, fuck off.

- Go on.
- Don't...

- Don't do that...
- I'm not your fucking puppet.

Honestly, I'd rather have Tom Pain's dick-

- up my arse than your hand.

I think you're lying to yourself.

We're all lying to ourselves, Stella.

Who goes to their job because they like it?

I do.

Well, you're a lucky cow then, ain't you?

Stella?

Go on, lovely...

- One for the road.
- It's like kissing Hitler.

Oi! Darlin!

Flick your bean for me, yeah?

Oi, mate.

Why don't you go and buy
yourself some flowers,

- take yourself out for dinner,
and go fuck yourself, yeah?

♪ When I stole a twig ♪
♪ from our little nest ♪

♪ And gave it to a bird ♪
♪ with nothing in her beak ♪

♪ I had my balls and my brains ♪

♪ Put into a vise ♪

♪ And twisted around for ♪
♪ a whole fucking week ♪

♪ Why'd ya do it, she said, ♪
♪ why'd you let that trash ♪

♪ Get a hold of your cock, ♪
♪ get stoned on my hash? ♪

You know it's considered polite-

- to ask the gentlemen
before you tell the world-

- he's going to fuck you.

Is that a yes?

It's not a no. Where?

Here. I choose the director.

Thirty-seventy profit share in my favour.

Forty-sixty.

Thirty-five, sixty-five.

Jesus. Fine.

I wonder what could
have changed your mind?

I just hate leaving a
dollar on the ground-

- for someone else to pick up.

Well, I hear you need
a lot of dollars, so...

Actually, I've been doing
a lot of thinking, and erm...

Oh, God, this is really
hard for me to say,

- but I think...

...I think I'm in love with you.

Little advice for you, sweetheart.

Do not laugh at me.
I am doing you a huge favour.

Huge. I don't fuck MILF's.
I don't like MILF's.

I don't fuck old, I don't fuck saggy.

I don't fuck stretched out,
so I am making-

- a lot of concessions to help you out.

How many fucking kids have you had?

Stop flirting, you.

♪ Why'd ya do it, she said ♪

♪ Why'd ya do what you did ♪

♪ Why'd ya do it, she said ♪

♪ Why'd ya do what you did ♪

♪ Shall I see tonight, sister ♪

♪ Bathed in magic greet ♪

♪ Shall we meet on the hilltop ♪

♪ Where the two roads meet ♪

♪ We will form a circle ♪

♪ Hold our hands and chant ♪

♪ Let the great one know ♪

♪ What it is we want ♪

♪ Danger is great joy ♪

♪ Dark is bright as fire ♪

OK. Come on, madam.

♪ Lonely is our ward ♪

♪ Sister, we are waiting ♪

♪ On the rock and chain ♪

♪ Fly fast through the airwaves ♪

♪ Meet with pride and truth ♪

♪ Happy is our family... ♪

Hiya!

Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late.
The traffic was terrible.

Hello, darling.

- Jolene, you know Tom.
- Yeah.

Right, shall we crack on?
I have had a little bit-

- of a re-write.
OK, if you just...

Here you go.

OK, and what are we using
for the cream pie, babes?

Icing sugar and water.

Yeah, no, that's gonna...

I'm gonna have thrush
for a month with that.

Here you go, it's pre-mixed.

Do you consent to light slapping?

- Yes.
- Do you consent to oral sex?

- Yes.
- Do you consent

- to vaginal sex?
- Yes.

- Do you consent to anal sex?
- Yes.

Yes.

♪ When I look out my window ♪

How do you plead, Jolene Dollar?

How do you plead, Jolene Dollar?

How do you plead?

How do you plead?

How do you plead, Jolene Dollar?

How do you plead?
Yeah.

OK, let's go for one.

♪ You've got to pick up every stitch ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

And action.

♪ Must be the season of the witch ♪

♪ Must be the season of the witch ♪

♪ Must be the season of the witch ♪

OK.

So now we're done shooting,

Do you have any second thoughts-

- about us putting out this video?

No.

And did you do any alcohol-

- or drugs today that would've affected-

- your decision making?
- No.

You know that you could've
left at any time, right?

Yep, yes.

Do you feel pressured to
answer these questions-

- in, er, like in a way
that's to please me?

Oh, my God, not at all.

OK, good, good.

We put you in your place today, didn't we?

Oh. Absolutely.

Loved it, had so much fun.
I came loads.

Great. Can I ask,

- what's your natural hair color?

Brown.

Well, you're beautiful as a redhead.

Thank you.

You made the right decision.

Can I ask you a question?

Is your mum still alive?

Er...

Yeah.

Yeah? Is she...

Was she strict?

Did she let you get away with
stuff when you was a kid?

No.

I would say Rita never let
anyone get away with anything.

OK, good.

Just cos, one day, soon,

- people are gonna see you.

And you are gonna be shamed.

I mean, you're gonna be
brutally, brutally shamed.

And it's gonna be so hard-

- and it's gonna make you feel so lonely,

- and you're gonna lose, like, everything.

And when that happens,

- I honestly hope-

- there is still a woman in the world-

- who'll give you a kiss-

- and tell you that you're loved.

But also,
I hope that woman doesn't let you-

- get away with a fucking thing.

Are we done?

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ Must be the season of the witch ♪

♪ Must be the season of the witch ♪

♪ Must be the season of the witch ♪

♪

I'm so sorry, Jo.

You all right?

Starving.
Do you wanna get a pizza?

I'm on the Dukan. It's awful.

I had a steak for breakfast.

Why are you on a diet?
You're a skinny minny.

We have different standards.

Real women have curves.

Sweetheart, there is nothing
real about your curves.

My arse is real.

Can you eat chicken?

So what's next?

Organic porn.
Ethically produced.

The market's still unproven...

Anyone who reads
The Guardian and likes wanking.

That's your market.

There's a lot of them.
They're very conflicted.

OK.

So let me help you.

You know what really pisses
me off about this whole thing?

You all acted like I'd bitten
the hand the feeds me.

Like for years and years
you been doing me a favour.

Like I need you.

And I ain't needed you-

- since they invented the selfie stick.

But I stayed with you because I loved you,

- and I thought you loved me.

I did.

And I do love you.

Maybe.

But sooner or later,
it is gonna be better for you-

- to fuck me over than take care of me.

And that ain't love, mate.

That's economics.

♪

♪ Well, I think I'm goin' out of my head ♪

♪ Yes, I think I'm goin' out of my head ♪

♪ Over you ♪

You know what? I'm bored.

I'm bored. It's boring.
Say yes, Stella, yes.

Oh, bored.

Oh, bored. Oh, bored!

Oh, yes. I'm bored.

Well, she stole my act.

Hi, baby.

Thought you must be missing them.

I am.

Of course I am, I just...

You're their mum, H.

Can't change it.
Just gotta get on with it.

Right, Gabe?
Come on, mate, we talked about this.

Give your mum a hug.

No, he doesn't have to.

Yes, he does.

Thank you.

What're you doing?

Just weeding.

Go see Nanny, you two.

Do you remember what
I said to you about Paulie,

- after what happened
when you was asleep?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Well, I've been thinking about it a lot.

Quite a lot actually, and, erm...

...I was wrong.

And I'm so sorry about that.

I was a baby when I had you, Phoebs.

And what I do now, it isn't real.

I mean, me giving you
advice about sex, right,

- that's like...

...It's like Ratatouille-

- giving Mary Berry advice about cooking.

Ratatouille's a really good cook.

He isn't real, Phoebs.
He's a cartoon.

I mean, you couldn't have a real rat-

- in a kitchen, not in reality, could ya?

It's like a health
and safety nightmare.

They piss everywhere.

Do you understand what I am saying?

What do you want, Hayley?

I want you to tell him what you told me.

OK. You do it kindly,

- but you look him in the eye-

- and you tell him that it wasn't OK.

Yeah. I don't wanna do that.

OK, well, that's fine too.

I just thought that maybe
you might miss him.

But if you do, do it.

The thing you have to
be ready for, darlin',

- is that even though you think about it-

- every single day,

- he might not even remember it.

Did you do that scene?

I did, love, yeah.

Was it painful?

A bit.

Do you want a tea?

Yeah, I'd love one.

What're you doing?

I was worried about you.

It's been a hard year, Mum.

I know, love.

OK, guys, so something really sad-

- happened just now.

I was fucking Jolene Dollar so hard,

- I, like, fucked her to death.

Do you know what?
I thought this was gonna be fun.

Actually it's boring.

I'm really, really bored.

OK, folks, the hour is finally upon us.

Are you ready? Give me more!

Bored.

You naughty, naughty boys.

You've made a terrible mess.

But don't worry,
Mummy's here to clear it up.

Oh, yes!

Giddy up, giddy up.

♪ Bored ♪

♪ I'm bored ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪

We love you, Jolene.

♪

Jim's gone to Tenerife.

So I'm just covering his call-outs.

Oh.

Shall I take a look?

Yeah.

How long do you think it'll take?

It's hard to say.

How's Keeley?

- Kelly.
- Mmm.

Yeah, she's...

I dunno. Actually, I've not really...

Oh.

It's a bit...

Have you got a guarantee for this?

Yeah. It's in the bad drawer.

Fucking thing.

Hey, what about the kids?

Oh, they're at Mum's. Yeah.

No, no, no, no. Leave it on.

♪ A quiet place to sit ♪

Oh, it's actually really hard
to get my trousers off...

Yeah, no, take it off.

♪ Some time to read ♪

♪ Is really all I need ♪

♪ You're unputdownable ♪

♪ A story so confounding ♪

♪ The pages turn so easily ♪

♪

♪ You are my favourite book ♪

♪ And I like to spend my time ♪

Hello, that's retro.

It's just something I'm trying.

♪ Reading between the lines ♪

♪ You're unputdownable ♪

♪ A plot that's so unpredictable ♪

♪ That I read on complacently ♪

♪

♪ Well, I'm left in confusion ♪

♪ By your epilogue ♪

♪ Where is the conclusion ♪

♪ A narrative arc ♪

♪ Well, it's just been enthralling ♪

♪ The disbelief suspended ♪

♪ On top ♪

♪ Standing still ♪

♪ No myth or fairy tale ♪

♪ Will ever be quite the same ♪

♪ No moral to the story ♪

♪ You only go down ♪
♪ in a blaze of glory ♪

♪ You're unputdownable ♪

♪ A fable so fantastical ♪

♪ I've learned to read voraciously ♪

♪ And when at last ♪
♪ I come to the end ♪

♪ I turn back to page one and again ♪

♪ Pour over every word ♪

♪ You're unputdownable ♪

♪ A story so astounding ♪

♪ Could only be the truth you see ♪

♪ Well I don't like intrusions ♪

♪ And if I had my way ♪

♪ I'd close the door behind me ♪

♪ And they'd all melt away ♪

♪ I'd open up the book and ♪

♪ Climb right out of the town ♪

♪ If you'd let me ♪

♪ If you'd be so kind ♪