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♪ Gloria ♪

Out.

♪ You're always on the run now ♪

♪ I think you're headed for a breakdown ♪

♪ So be careful not to show it ♪

Do you have scabies?

Erm,

- no, but I do actually have-

- a bit of a medical issue, Denise,

I won't bore you with gory details...

- That'll be a first. - ..but it's cystitis.

I did go up to the emergency clinic first thing,

- but they don't actually open until 10:00,

- meanwhile I'm pissing blood.

They said I could go back at 2:00, so...

I need you this afternoon.

Yeah, no worries.

Can I get an idea of my shifts for next week?

Cos they do have bookable appointments.

I don't know yet.

Right.

But I am definitely going to get 35 hours?

I dunno, not done the schedules.

Can you smell burning plastic?

Burning plastics.

That's actually getting really old now.

Heard you got nominated for best newcomer at the SHAFTAS.

- Well done. - Cheers, yeah.

Blatantly not gonna win.

Of course you are. You got a date?

Hmm, well you don't need one do you?

Cheers for the ironing.

No worries. I like doing it.

...what these cuts mean in real terms is that-

- we are seeing new mothers being discriminated against.

We're seeing victims of sexual harassment-

- being discriminated against.

There are rape cases that are collapsing-

- cos of disclosure failings...

@stella underscore maitland, calm down dear.

Just go on I'm a Celebrity-

- if you're so desperate for attention.

- Hello. - Hi.

Stella. Maitland. You DM'd me.

So? Don't put it out there if you can't take it.

I'd had a few wines.

It made me a bit worried about you.

You don't need to worry about me, love.

I'm not the one that got kicked out of my job, am I?

What was you watching?

Was it me?

No.

I already told you,

- find you as sexy as an ovarian cyst.

What do you want?

A little birdy in Chambers told me-

- you've got a defamation trial coming up-

- in which you have to defend yourself-

- against the third largest company on the internet-

- and you've just sacked your legal representation.

I thought you might need some help.

OK, well, erm, I've got hardly any evidence,

- most of my witnesses won't co-operate with me,

I've re-mortgaged this house so I can't pay you,

- and Carroll has got Hazewire bankrolling him up the wazoo,

- so...

...I need to ask, are you telling the truth?

Why would I put myself through this-

- if I wasn't telling the fucking truth?

Well, we better win then.

No, literally nothing.

Shall we get the kettle on?

If we can find one thing that clearly proves clearly-

- that Carroll failed to protect his performers,

- or disregarded their consent,

- then we've got a shot at supporting-

- at least the gross negligence defamatory sting.

In the meantime, I want to get-

- an expert medical witness on the anal prolapse.

To say what?

I want to know whether it could constitute.

Grievous Bodily Harm.

Amy says it was consensual.

You can't consent to GBH.

You said she didn't want to do it, right?

But they upped the money.

- So? - So, everyone has a price.

- No, they don't. - What?

Does, does Kate Middleton have a price?

Does Beyoncé have a price?

What do you think the exact figure is-

- which Angelina Jolie would agree to be fucked in the arse-

- or drink a blender-full of semen from 16 different men?

Hmm? Exactly.

She's got the respect of the Cannes Film Festival-

- and the United Nations,

- so she doesn't need to drink semen.

So, no, not everyone does have a price.

Not everyone has a choice. Only some people.

Are you gonna be in all day-

- if I have them courier the evidence?

No, I've got a shift.

But you don't need to anyway,

- because, actually, it's all here.

- Are you serious? - Yeah.

Uh...

All right, all right.

What's the tape mentioned here?

It's footage of what they shot that day,

- which has disappeared.

Interesting.

Is there a way to get Amy to testify?

Yeah, no.

You see, because she's still working in the industry so...

Have you got a contact for her?

Yeah, she's living here.

What?

Well, she didn't have anywhere to go, OK?

I mean, she grew up in care, she hasn't got anybody,

- so what was I supposed do, put her out on the streets?

Is there something you're not telling me?

Because this is a big fight,

- and I'm struggling to get my head around-

- why you'd bother to do all this for a girl-

- who doesn't even want you to.

I left her on set.

I was knackered, she was getting on my nerves,

- and I left her, and now something's happened-

- that I don't think even she understands.

Carroll is responsible. But I'm responsible too.

And?

- And what? - What else?

I just don't like being called a liar. OK?

I'll get you a spare key.

Help yourself to anything in the fridge,

- except the sausages, cos they're on the turn.

Hey, peaches.

- Hi. - Skinny.

What you been eating?

Coconut water and cum, mostly.

Let's get something more substantial inside of you.

Fucking maniac.

Hmm...

Don't do that.

It isn't sexy to me.

I'm gonna be with a woman, I need her to be present.

Sorry.

And I'll say something else,

- you wanna throw all your money in the toilet,

- that's the way to do it. - It's just a little bit.

Sure, it's just a little bit, until it's a habit.

I've got money.

Now. You have money now.

In six months, you know who's got your money?

A dealer's got your money,

- a boyfriend's got your money...

You're my boyfriend.

Sweetie,

- it's not gonna happen. I told you.

It's a turn off.

Hi.

A statement's been submitted, by Nadia Chivvers,

- Dave Majors' assistant, ring any bells?

Oh, yeah. Oh. Nads! Lovely Nads.

Yeah, what's she saying?

She's claiming you sexually harassed her.

What?

She told me, quote,

"Your tits look amazing in that top."

Oh, my God, it's a fucking compliment.

I said it like, like how a mum would say it.

Which mum? Rose West?

"On multiple occasions Jolene squeezed my bottom-

- or put her hand up my skirt."

- Friendly. Mucking about. - "Unsolicited contact-

- which made me feel harassed and uncomfortable."

"On one occasion,

- I felt her fingers go inside my underwear-

- to the point that they made contact with my genitals."

Oh, fuck off!

- I slipped! - Your fingers slipped?

- Yeah. - Into her vagina?

It was a fucking porn shoot!

She wasn't a performer though, was she?

No.

I told you, she just worked for Dave sometimes.

She did the, um...

She did the consent interviews, locations,

- paperwork. She uploaded the tapes.

Shit.

She would've seen that tape!

It would've come from her email.

Why didn't I fuckin' think of that?

Could she have a copy?

Of course she has.

Let's just go softly-softly, all right?

Anything she wants, just give it to her, OK?

Aren't you scared working with me?

People are gonna think you're a dirty bird.

Obscenity is an opinion.

I mean, a century ago I'd have been outraged by your ankles.

There's nothing inherently dirty about desire.

Go on. What porn were you watching?

We're not what we want, Hayley.

We're what we do to get what we want.

Lewis Carroll loved little girls,

- but every piece of information on him-

- tells us he never acted on it.

Well, he didn't have Wi-Fi, did he?

Hey. Sorry,

- someone found a hair in their fucking Buddha bowl,

- acted like it was a toe or something.

Not at all, thank you for meeting us.

So we just wanted you to know that.

Hayley's read your statement,

- and she's taken it very seriously, haven't you?

Mmm.

My understanding is you don't wish to make-

- a separate complaint against her?

No, they asked me, so I told them, so...

OK, we've come today-

- cos Hayley would like to apologise.

Great. Good.

Just, before, your statement said that-

- you were on set the day that Amy, erm...

The day of the Rosebud?

Yeah. Um...

She was fine though. She wanted to carry on.

You said that Dave and Carroll asked her-

- if she wanted to stop? Can you remember how they said that?

Was it "Do you want to stop?" or "Maybe we should stop"-

- or "You don't want to stop, do you?"

I can't really remember.

And would you have been the person who uploaded-

- the footage after? - Yeah, I know-

- where you're going with this, but I can't...

How much did they give you?

All right, Hayley, just...

Look, we haven't come here to harass you. I...

...I think mistakes were made that day,

- and I think you're too decent not to realise that-

- that girl wasn't protected in the way she should have been.

And we don't need you to say anything.

But we really need that tape.

Yeah, I'll think about it.

So...

Fucksakes. Uh, OK.

Nads...

Babe, I know-

- that sometimes I can be a bit over-friendly-

- and also people looked up to me on that set.

When you have power,

- you have a responsibility to realise that-

- not everyone can stand up to you in the same way,

- so, I am sorry if the way I acted gave you...

If it offended you in some way.

What?

I'm not sure that's what Nadia wanted.

Well, I don't even know what Nadia wants.

- You think you were powerful? - 'Scuse me?

You really do believe that.

What the fuck is she going on about?

No, sorry, I got it wrong. You were very empowered.

You stuck your hands down my pants-

- because that's what normal, happy people do at work-

- and your perfume just happens to smell of Sauvignon blanc.

OK, yeah, one, I like a drink.

I do. Never said I didn't,

- and two, I loved that job. Honestly,

- the reason I gave you a feel was because it was funny.

Yeah, not funny to me.

Well, do you know what, darlin'?

Look, there you go.

Go and buy yourself a fucking sense of humor.

All right. Be lucky.

Sorry. She's...

No, yeah. It's all right. I get it.

...with knee boots, and if it was styled a bit more,

- it could be good for, like, clubbing.

- Hey, girl. - Is your mum in?

No. She went out ages ago.

OK, cool. I'm coming in.

I don't understand why you couldn't just-

- give her what she wanted.

Cos I'm not a fucking liar!

Anyway, she was bullshitting us!

And you can afford to be so sure about that, can you?

Have you done any financial planning-

- for how you'll manage if you lose?

Cos, you could be looking at £100.000, just in costs.

Twice that, even.

You know, whenever you talk about winning, it's "we",

- and whenever you talk about losing, it's "you".

So, that's a "no" then?

I need that money I lent you.

What money?

Remember when I took you out on the weekend-

- and I spent like...

...one hundred quid on you.

You said it was a present.

Yeah?

I don't remember that, so...

Hello?

What are you doing here?

I told you to wait in the car!

I need the bathroom!

It's there. Just hurry up!

Well?

I don't have it.

Well, I'm gonna need you to get it.

Oh, hi. This is Stella.

Good to meet you.

Is Gabe here?

Hi, baby!

What's he doing here?

Uh...

- We were just gonna... - We? As in...

As in we? You, uh...

Is this, er...

OK, so before this gets...

Oh! Come here, baby. Baby, come here, come here.

Come here. Please come here.

You have a lovely home.

I'm going, it's fine. I just needed the bathroom.

All right. All right. C'mon darling, C'mon.

Come with me, Mummy's all right.

C'mon, sweetie. All right.

Come on, sweetie. Breathe.

OK.

How dare you bring that man into my house.

Get your shit and get out.

- Please... - Out!

OK. C'mon. Sit down. Sit there.

He's gone, he's gone. OK.

All right, breathe. Just be calm.

Be nice and calm. All right?

And then you need to tell me-

- exactly what that man did to you.

Carroll sent me over to L.A.

This is, like, ten years ago.

Thought I had 'transatlantic potential',

- some shit like that, I was made up though.

I thought, like, this is it, you know?

Like a wanker...

And, um, I did...

...I booked this really big shoot for my last day there.

Night before, I get a call, "Tom Pain wants to meet you."

I think "fuck it", get in a cab,

- cos you have to get cabs fucking everywhere out there,

- and we're driving and driving-

- until we're basically in, like, the desert-

- and we get to Tom's house.

There's a couple of women there.

They go, erm, "He's upstairs, wait here."

So I waited.

One of them leaves, and then the other one's like,

- "I have to go, but you'll be OK, won't you?"

And at this point I've been there, like, 45 minutes,

- so I'm pissed off now. It's dark outside,

- so I'm like "Well, how long's he gonna be?"

And she goes, "Oh, he'll be down any second,"

- something like that.

So then she leaves and a minute later he did,

- he came down.

And he's friendly.

He's really friendly and he's, like,

- asking me if I want a drink or...

You know and I do, only I have this feeling that-

- I don't want to be pissed if he's isn't,

- so I'm like, "I'll have one if you have one,"

- and he goes,

"All I want is a double espresso-

- and to eat your pussy."

Which I thought,

I thought he was joking, cos...

That's funny, that's a funny line, right?

Then he goes, "Your tits...

...are they fake?"

And I'm like, "Yeah."

And he goes, "It's a turn off, bend over the chair."

So then suddenly I am-

- and he's pulled my pants down, you know, and he's...

He's there.

And in my head I'm, like,

- "I don't know how we got here?"

If you was watching this from the outside you wouldn't...

It would be like... Like, nothing.

Partly I'm thinking, "Fuck, this is really awkward."

And partly I'm thinking,

- "I wonder how much he's gonna hurt me-

- if I try to get him off me."

And I listen to how empty the house is.

And I then I work out how close the nearest house is,

- and how quickly I can run there,

- only I know I can't fucking run-

- because I got these shoes on.

Anyway,

- then he stands behind me, then he's inside me-

- and he put his hand over my mouth, quite tight,

- and he says,

"I'm gonna fuck you to death."

And it wasn't real...

...but it felt real.

Then it was real...

...cos I couldn't breathe.

Cos his hand-

- and everything went all blurry and then he goes,

- "I don't even know why they sent you."

"We've already cast the part. You're too old."

And then I blacked out.

Only for a second, though,

- and then I woke up, it was over.

He goes, "You can see yourself out, right?"

And then he's gone.

Next day I wake up, I got all these fucking bruises-

- all over my face, so they pulled me off the shoot.

♪

When I come home, I didn't even tell Rich.

I told Carroll.

And he gave me a kiss on my head and he gave me a hug-

- and he said, "What a bastard.

I'm so sorry that happened to you."

Do you know what? Could you not. Just cos...

Anyway, I thought, "Fuck it, it's shit,"

- but there's an ocean between us now-

- and Carrol is never ever gonna let that man-

- anywhere near me ever again.

You're not gonna want to hear this,

- but we need to submit this.

Why not?

Cos I didn't said no.

Did you ever say yes?

- It was rape. - No.

See, this is exactly why I didn't tell you,

- because I knew this is what you'd do.

Why?

I hate them! All right.

I hate all of those women that are, like,

- "Oh, my boss touched my bum in 1995 and now I've got PTSD",

- I think they're fucking pathetic.

You know that's not what this is, right?

Hayley?

Look, I don't know. Whatever. I don't know.

Fuck me.

Can you describe the symptoms?

When I piss, it feels like knives.

Hmm...

Yeah, there's definitely an infection now.

What about the itching?

Oh. It's washing powder.

Had to switch to own brand recently.

Hmm.

I might just send you for a quick blood test-

- if that's all right?

Can I get the antibiotics though?

One three times a day.

Cranberry juice and Ibuprofen for the discomfort-

- in the meantime.

Pain.

Sorry?

It's not discomfort, it's pain.

Hmm.

That's a strong look.

What's it, a party?

Awards ceremony.

Ooh, you up for anything?

If I said Best Starlet would you believe me?

Your viral load is still undetectable.

- I'll see you next month. - Yeah, cheers, Cheryl.

♪ Don't leave me this way... ♪

Oh, my God. So I am at the SHAFTAS.

I can't believe it.

This is literally a dream come true.

It's amazing here.

I've been nominated for Best Newcomer.

This is gonna be the best night ever.

I'm gonna go and drink some more Champagne.

There are so many sexy girls here.

I think I'm kinda getting a bit turned on.

Love you all.

♪ Don't leave me this way ♪

♪ Baby... ♪

Hey, baby.

So good of you to come over, mate,

- I really, really appreciate it.

Not at all, man, I'm there.

It's disgusting what she's doing here-

- and where does this end?

I'm getting so I'm nervous to even hug a woman.

I'm just... I'm so sorry you're being put through this.

Thank you. Thanks.

Hey, Tom. How the devil are you, man?

How are you?

Good. Come and have a photo.

Don't mind me, ladies, it's end of days in the gents.

Well, don't piss on the seat!

Looking good, by the way.

Well, thank you.

Hi, babes.

Started early, did we?

Had a rough day.

Don't tell me Dave's being an arsehole again.

I was shooting with Tom Pain.

Yeah, I meant to come down for that.

Just I had this whole VAT thing to sort out.

Yeah.

You're never there when Tom's shooting.

So weird that, innit?

- Come on... - No, seriously...

...do not even start, Carroll.

You can pretend, fine...

...but just cos you don't see, don't mean it ain't happening.

- Sorry, the receptionist... - Yeah. OK.

Well, what your results suggests-

- is that you do have cirrhosis.

Er, psoriasis?

- It's not even that itchy. - No, not psoriasis.

Cirrhosis. Of the liver.

How many units would you say you drank in a week?

Um...

...I have been drinking, maybe, a bit more lately.

Yeah. Hayley,

- we're talking about a serious condition here.

The liver's a tough old thing.

Takes years to damage it like this.

We can't treat it...

...but we can manage it.

For a start, I suggest you reduce or cut...

I need you to do an evening shift later.

I can't tonight. I told you I've got parents' evening.

If you don't take it I can't offer you another.

Right, OK, well, I did tell you,

- so it'll be £50 off my income.

Hayley, do not start on me.

You are late for every shift.

You're not available when I need you.

We now have customers who come in purely to look at your tits-

- and there's a bottle down your jeans-

- that you think I'm too much of a cunt to notice.

You have a choice, you can take the shift,

- or you can not take the shift, but I don't owe you anything.

- What is this? - I lost my receipts.

Can I borrow some money?

How much?

Like, £100.

Are you joking?

Iz, I am working my arse off here, mate!

- Can't you ask Dad? - He won't be back till later.

It's Kelly's birthday.

They've gone to Badminton House or something.

Babington House?

Seriously? I get 12 years with the Groupon King,

- and she gets Babington House?

Oh, my God. Iz, get up, come inside.

Yeah, but we need the tape to prove it even happened.

Sorry, who's she?

Hayley, this is Abby, she's lending a hand.

I need a wee. Can you type all that up?

- So are you guys together? - Uh-huh.

Where did you meet?

Um, Stella was...

When she was an MP, I was her assistant?

Ah. Oh, so she was like your boss?

Yeah.

Isn't she, like, 20 years older than you?

Mm-hm.

Sorry isn't that. like,

- just a massive abuse of power or something?

Yeah. It's hot, isn't it?

C'mon then. C'mon.

I wanna talk to you.

What you told me the other day,

- we need to use it.

I don't think this is about Amy, this is about you.

Come on, honey. Come on.

If Carroll engaged a performer-

- with knowledge he'd abused you,

- it's a much stronger case.

Look what Mummy's got, lovely carrots. Yum, yum.

Sorry, can we focus?

This rabbit's a fucking anorexic!

Come eat the carrot!

What you said, about Tom, I think you're angry.

I'm not angry, just forget it.

- It was rape. - It was a bad audition.

I wish I hadn't said nothing.

Can we at least talk about-

- how we want to present in court?

Cos I think it's important that the judge-

- sees a respectable family woman.

Mum not Milf.

Yeah?

Is Phoebe around?

Yeah. She's a teenager, she's in and out.

Do you think she could be there?

C'mon then.

- And these? - It's the first time...

...Curtis has straddled me,

- and I hope it's not the last time either.

Let's just say he's very good with his hands.

♪ I've got a funny ♪

♪ Feeling, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I feel ♪

♪ I feel like breaking up ♪ ♪ somebody's home ♪

♪ Breaking up ♪

♪ Laying around ♪ ♪ home alone... ♪

When did this happen?

Where have you been?

There was traffic. In there, is it?

You're 40 minutes late, Hayley, it's done, it's over.

OK.

All right, well, did it go OK?

Not really, no.

Mr Gibbons said that she has poor attention span-

- and she's obsessed with being liked.

So?

'Course she wants to be liked, it's school.

So you don't get your head kicked in!

I wanna see Gabe.

That's up to him.

I can't make him want to see you!

Well, you make him-

- bloody eat broccoli and brush his teeth.

Yeah, those things are good for him.

What's that meant to mean?

Oh, come on, H. I can smell it on you.

Oh! Oh, what, suddenly now you can, can you?

Cos it never bothered you-

- when I was paying your mortgage. Did it?

So, what? I thought you always just lacked ambition,

- but it turns out you was just lazy.

Oi!

I'm talking to you, Babington House.

Twelve years you sponged off me.

Where's my fucking hot stone massage!

Good to see you.

I wish you didn't have to come here though!

It's no trouble.

- Sit please. - Thank you.

Are we waiting for Harriet?

I don't think Harriet needs to be across this.

So...

I just want to take a moment and consider,

- you know, what we're doing here.

She can't win this.

She's working in a coffee shop.

And she's got three kids.

She's gonna bankrupt herself. Can't we just...

Can't we just let it go?

OK, so you let the case drop, yes?

Yeah.

You let the world know what she says is true.

You are negligent, coercive...

It's not an admission of guilt.

Yes, absolutely, it is.

We are a legitimate media company.

Something like this sticks,

- we lose our investors, we can't float.

Can't you just sue her without me.

OK. So you divest yourself from the suit,

- accept this means-

- you are guilty of all the shit she said about you.

Which means Hazewire can no longer work with you,

- or any other partner companies,

- as a matter of fact, because, hello,

- we are not making VHS copies to sell from a van here.

We are a blue-chip, respectable company,

- and we only associate with respectable people.

We have no choice,

- we collect more data than Netflix.

We break our trust with our users,

- the business model collapses.

- Don't. Bollocks. - Excuse me?

They don't give you their data cos they trust you.

They do it cos whatever they say,

- they care more about emptying their balls than privacy.

They don't even ask what you're doing with it.

Because, we're using it-

- to give them more of what they want.

Refine the algorithm.

Make content that appeals to the largest possible audience.

We're scientists, really.

A minute ago you were a media company.

We are whatever our users need us to be.

What do you want to be, Carroll?

Are you a respectable person?

Or are you like...

...some pathetic guy in cargo pants-

- looking at titties in a basement?

I'm a respectable person.

That's what I thought.

Yeah.

When you're done with me, throw me in the trash.

Yeah!

Hm.

Baby...

...I wasn't.

OK, look.

I didn't wanna do this right now but...

...I think maybe we should cool it a little.

Why?

We're in different places, sweetie.

I'm 42.

All my friends are having fucking babies.

But you're young.

You don't wanna be home making apple-sauce. Hm?

Are you serious?

I love kids.

I'm amazing with kids.

All their faces, and the shoes,

- I love the shoes.

If that's what you want me to be,

- then I can be whatever you want me to be.

Please, I don't have anywhere else to go.

You know what, sweetheart...

...I tried to be, like, human about this, but seriously...

...this is boring now.

Hey, baby.

Did you get your cottage pie?

Yeah. What did Mr Gibbons say?

He said that you are brilliant.

And he said that you are top of your class.

Good night, Mum.

Night-night, baby.

You've reached Stella Maitland.

Please leave a message.

Hey, it's me. Um...

...I was ringing to let you know-

- I am really grateful for what you have done for me.

But, um...

...I can't do this anymore.

I just wanna close the door on it.

OK, cos Carroll's my mate,

- and I miss him.

You're calling me, hold on.

Hello?

Nadia just called me. She's got the tape.

Er... All right.

OK.

Are you ready?

There's no point even going there-

- if you don't give her exactly what she wants.

What does she want?

She just wants an apology from you,

- a proper one this time.

And £3,000.

- Stella, I can't. I... - It's fine.

Don't worry about it.

No, I'm serious, I haven't...

I said it's not your problem.

All right. Right, OK.

You know when we talk about consent,

- and, and boundaries,

- and what is appropriate, this is...

- You loved it. - ...the kind of thing. No!

Oh, you did, a bit, admit it.

I don't know how to say it any clearer.

Honestly, you literally do nothing for me.

In fact, when I look at you-

- my vagina get's physically dryer.

Oh, I love you.

Well, we literally just met, so...

Yeah, I know, but I do.

Are you pissed?

Hi. Stella Maitland.

- And Jolene. - All right.

My Dad left when I was six.

I never really, um...

...I didn't have much to do with him.

Erm, my mum worked all hours-

- and there was quite a lot of, like,

- er, self-medication so...

And we lived in this block of flats,

- Boleyn Court.

So my mum wouldn't normally get home till about 8:00,

- and I had a lot of friends,

- but they all had to go home about 5:00 for their tea.

So I has about three hours every night which...

...I just got bored, really.

Erm...

So then when I was 12 there was this group of lads-

- used to hang out in the stairwell.

They started smoking weed and stuff.

I think I got on their nerves a little bit-

- to start with,

- but then we started this thing where-

- if I gave one of them a blow job-

- they'd let me hang out.

Well, it didn't bother me.

Actually, I thought it was quite funny.

Yeah, so I was doing that...

...quite a few years.

Anyway...

...what I wanted to say to you is I'm really sorry-

- for what I did to you.

It was fucked up.

And I'm not using excuses,

- but there some things that have happened in my life-

- that mean I don't really get what's appropriate.

Like, the things other people find normal,

- I don't find normal.

And I don't know how to fix that.

But I'm trying.

I'm really, really trying.

Password is BangCherry69.

I like Bailey's. I never drink this, it's really nice.

It's really nice.

Oi, Dizzy! What are you doing?

Hey, Uncle Carroll.

Any girl over the age of 11-

- who catches the bus is a failure.

Didn't you know that?

Get in.

Wouldn't they even give you a credit note?

Not without the receipt.

Can't you ask your mum for money?

She's stressed.

Oh! Have to get yourself a job then.

Can I have one?

Absolutely not.

You're too young for bad habits.

Your brain is wet concrete.

You get a habit at your age, that's it,

- you're stuck with it. - Please.

You can put it in your mouth but you don't light it.

How old was you when you started?

Dunno. Fourteen, 15,

- but that's what I'm saying, it's too young.

It's cos I saw a picture of Humphrey Bogart-

- smoking a cigarette,

- riding a bike with no hands.

See. Arms folded.

Like this.

Oh!

It was the sexiest thing I'd seen in my whole life.

Oh, yeah.

Don't tell your mum, OK?

Ta-da!

Oh, it's come up beautifully.

- Yeah. - Did you use the linseed oil?

No, it's beeswax.

Oh!

Remember what we said.

- Hiya. - There she is.

Something to eat?

There's some baba ghanoush in the fridge.

Your ironing's on the surface.

What do you want, love?

Nothing.

- I missed you. - Oh.

Oh, that's nice.

We missed you too, sweetheart.

Actually...

...I was thinking that maybe I could move back in.

Oh, you know we'd love you to, but...

It's not a good time, love.

I still haven't cleaned out Nanna Jean's room out.

I'm still... I'm a bit...

Your mum's still grieving.

Let's talk about it in a few months, hmm?

Oh, my God, it's fine.

Don't worry about it.

Just going for a wee.

You did well, love.

- You did really well. - OK.

We have to try and submit this.

Hello, baby.

Oh, I've got that money that you wanted.

It's all right, I don't need it.

Why? Where do you get it?

Isobel Matilda Burrows?

Huh.

- You stay away from her! - JoJo, wait...

- If you ever... - Ouch! Jo...

...give my kids money again,

- then I'll cut your cock off!

Hey.

I'm really sorry.

I was just so confused.

But I've broken up with him now.

I got you a present.

I just want you to know, I see you now.

I see exactly what you are.

Play the tape.