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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:33,833 --> 00:01:35,865 I had a feeling it was a duster. 2 00:01:35,933 --> 00:01:40,066 You got the only three dry Wells in paradise basin, Henry, 3 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:43,499 and two leases expiring next week. 4 00:01:43,567 --> 00:01:45,532 What about the Bailey five? 5 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:47,399 Looks bad, Henry. 6 00:01:47,466 --> 00:01:50,399 Dropped the bid at 6-5. We're fishing for it now. 7 00:01:50,466 --> 00:01:52,332 Well, you can't sell dust, Henry, 8 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,465 so you got to hightail it up to the big city 9 00:01:54,533 --> 00:01:56,799 and get yourself some shopping money quick, yes. 10 00:01:56,866 --> 00:02:00,032 Billy Joe, is money all you ever think about? 11 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:01,999 Henry, I am an accountant. 12 00:02:02,067 --> 00:02:04,432 I'm supposed to think about money. 13 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:08,032 So you go on up north and raise $1.2 million starting right now, 14 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:10,032 or you're broke, yes. 15 00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:13,432 Henry, you're a rich man, 16 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:16,465 and a rich man can't afford to go broke. 17 00:02:26,633 --> 00:02:28,499 ♪ Here come the ♪ 18 00:02:28,567 --> 00:02:30,332 ♪ Wheeler dealers ♪ 19 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,166 ♪ Wheeler dealers ♪ 20 00:02:32,233 --> 00:02:34,099 ♪ highfalutin local yokels ♪ 21 00:02:34,167 --> 00:02:35,932 ♪ diamonds in the rough ♪ 22 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,799 ♪ fancy-dancing city slickers ♪ 23 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,499 ♪ that's what I call Wheeler dealers ♪ 24 00:02:39,567 --> 00:02:42,765 ♪ yeah, long as we got money, that's enough, yeah ♪ 25 00:02:42,833 --> 00:02:45,099 ♪ now, we're just ordinary people ♪ 26 00:02:45,167 --> 00:02:47,265 ♪ but when we go to town ♪ 27 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:50,532 ♪ everywhere we go, we're gonna lay that money down ♪ 28 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,599 ♪ you know you got to spend a dollar ♪ 29 00:02:52,667 --> 00:02:54,732 ♪ if you want to make a dime ♪ 30 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,399 ♪ just keep on spending money all the time ♪ 31 00:02:57,466 --> 00:02:59,066 ♪ they call us ♪ 32 00:02:59,133 --> 00:03:00,865 ♪ Wheeler dealers ♪ 33 00:03:00,933 --> 00:03:02,632 ♪ Wheeler dealers ♪ 34 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:04,499 ♪ highfalutin local yokels ♪ 35 00:03:04,567 --> 00:03:06,465 ♪ diamonds in the rough ♪ 36 00:03:06,533 --> 00:03:08,299 ♪ fancy-dancing city slickers ♪ 37 00:03:08,366 --> 00:03:09,965 ♪ just some kind of Wheeler dealers ♪ 38 00:03:10,033 --> 00:03:13,332 ♪ yeah, long as we got money, that's enough ♪ 39 00:03:15,366 --> 00:03:17,532 ♪ from Vermont to California ♪ 40 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,499 ♪ it's very much the same ♪ 41 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:21,287 ♪ they'll tell you we're the kind of folks ♪ 42 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:23,232 ♪ they're proud to know by name ♪ 43 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:24,965 ♪ with a quaint new england accent ♪ 44 00:03:25,033 --> 00:03:26,965 ♪ or a good old Texas drawl ♪ 45 00:03:27,033 --> 00:03:27,965 Hello, j.R.! 46 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:29,066 Good day, r.J. 47 00:03:29,133 --> 00:03:30,265 Hi and how are y'all? 48 00:03:30,333 --> 00:03:32,599 ♪ Now, if I ever get to heaven ♪ 49 00:03:32,667 --> 00:03:34,499 ♪ I'm going there when I die ♪ 50 00:03:34,567 --> 00:03:36,365 ♪ gonna meet with the board of directors ♪ 51 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:38,332 ♪ of that company in the sky ♪ 52 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,332 ♪ and if they got a place up there ♪ 53 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,166 ♪ where wealth is bought and sold ♪ 54 00:03:42,233 --> 00:03:44,032 ♪ Saint Peter better watch his pearly gates ♪ 55 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:46,152 ♪ and guard them streets of gold ♪ ♪ here come the ♪ 56 00:03:46,187 --> 00:03:48,299 ♪ Wheeler dealers ♪ 57 00:03:48,366 --> 00:03:50,032 ♪ Wheeler dealers ♪ 58 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:51,865 ♪ highfalutin local yokels ♪ 59 00:03:51,933 --> 00:03:53,765 ♪ diamonds in the rough ♪ 60 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:55,632 ♪ fancy-dancing city slickers ♪ 61 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:57,132 ♪ ain't that a big deal? ♪ 62 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:01,365 ♪ Yeah, long as we got money, that's enough, yeah ♪ 63 00:04:01,433 --> 00:04:03,765 Save your confederate money, boys. 64 00:04:03,833 --> 00:04:05,432 Widgets is coming back in style. 65 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:10,799 ♪ Da, da, da, da-a-a-a-a ♪ 66 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:57,999 Taxi. 67 00:04:58,067 --> 00:05:00,532 Taxi! 68 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,099 Taxi! 69 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:08,166 Taxi. 70 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:20,066 What are you doing, lady? 71 00:05:20,133 --> 00:05:21,166 There, young man. 72 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:23,132 Maybe that'll teach you some manners. 73 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:43,465 You can't get a cab in the airport. 74 00:05:43,533 --> 00:05:45,299 You can't get a cab when it rains. 75 00:05:45,366 --> 00:05:47,599 You can't get a cab unless you don't want one. 76 00:05:47,667 --> 00:05:49,599 Any other city, you can phone for a cab. 77 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:50,932 Not New York. 78 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,099 You're just like my wife, mister. 79 00:05:53,167 --> 00:05:56,099 You don't understand the economics of the situation. 80 00:05:56,167 --> 00:05:57,465 Then teach me. 81 00:05:57,533 --> 00:05:59,965 I'm interested in the economics of about every situation. 82 00:06:00,033 --> 00:06:02,865 Well, there are 11,000 cabs in the city 83 00:06:02,933 --> 00:06:06,132 and no new permits for the next 25 years. 84 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,232 Now, suppose you want to buy a cab and start hacking. 85 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:11,332 You got to get a new permit, too. 86 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,399 Now, the tab on a new permit 87 00:06:13,466 --> 00:06:17,399 is $18,500 on the open market. 88 00:06:18,567 --> 00:06:21,365 And how much did your cab cost, Mr... 89 00:06:21,433 --> 00:06:22,699 Feinberg? 90 00:06:22,766 --> 00:06:25,532 $3,300. new. 91 00:06:26,866 --> 00:06:29,865 And that makes your investment, with the permit 92 00:06:29,933 --> 00:06:32,032 come to about $22,000? 93 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,999 Yeah. but don't tell my wife. 94 00:06:34,067 --> 00:06:35,399 She'll think I'm rich. 95 00:06:40,766 --> 00:06:42,832 Mr. feinberg, 96 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:47,465 I'll give you $24,000 for your cab and permit. 97 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:49,132 You want to buy the cab? 98 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,265 Right, but you come along with it. 99 00:06:52,333 --> 00:06:55,365 I'll need your services for a week, maybe two. 100 00:06:55,433 --> 00:06:56,699 No, look, mister. 101 00:06:56,766 --> 00:06:59,166 I can't sell the cab. I need it. 102 00:06:59,233 --> 00:07:00,865 Well, I figured that. 103 00:07:00,933 --> 00:07:03,166 So, when I leave, 104 00:07:03,233 --> 00:07:07,432 I'll sell it back to you for $22,000. 105 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:09,365 You want to lose 2 grand 106 00:07:09,433 --> 00:07:12,199 just to keep your feet dry when it starts to rain? 107 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,599 I don't lose, Mr. feinberg. 108 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:17,332 You see, I borrow the money, 109 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:20,632 and then I get a deduction on the loan interest 110 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:22,899 and another on the depreciation 111 00:07:22,966 --> 00:07:25,999 and another on the loss when I sell it back to you, 112 00:07:26,067 --> 00:07:28,365 and you make a nice profit. 113 00:07:28,433 --> 00:07:31,365 You win and I win. 114 00:07:31,433 --> 00:07:32,433 Unh-unh. 115 00:07:32,466 --> 00:07:34,432 There got to be a loser somewhere. 116 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:35,599 Tax man loses. 117 00:07:35,667 --> 00:07:38,532 He usually does on a Henry tyroon deal. 118 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:44,365 Mister, you just got yourself a taxi. 119 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,799 Yeah? 120 00:07:48,866 --> 00:07:50,109 He did? 121 00:07:51,133 --> 00:07:52,488 Henry's not in midland. 122 00:07:52,523 --> 00:07:54,343 They said he went up to New York. 123 00:07:54,387 --> 00:07:55,748 New York? 124 00:07:55,783 --> 00:07:59,524 Yeah, I bet old Henry's up there looking for some loose change. 125 00:07:59,559 --> 00:08:02,066 They tell me he hit nothing but dust in the basin. 126 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:03,832 Nothing but dust. 127 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:06,965 This year there's a real jinx on him when it comes to oil. 128 00:08:07,033 --> 00:08:09,365 Well, if he's looking for mullet in New York, 129 00:08:09,433 --> 00:08:11,532 it looks like that's where we'll find the action. 130 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:14,865 I reckon we better swing by for a look-see. 131 00:08:14,933 --> 00:08:17,299 We better sashay up to New York. 132 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:19,799 Yeah. right now, Charlie. 133 00:08:33,466 --> 00:08:35,716 I can't tell whether I'm hung over 134 00:08:35,751 --> 00:08:37,372 or whether I've got sinus trouble. 135 00:08:37,407 --> 00:08:39,240 Well, since you've got the choice, why not make it sinus trouble. 136 00:08:39,264 --> 00:08:41,117 Thanks a lot. 137 00:08:41,152 --> 00:08:43,688 The fuzz on that toungue. 138 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:45,794 My sinuses don't reach that far. 139 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:47,073 Where'd you pick up the fuzz? 140 00:08:47,108 --> 00:08:48,983 I caught it at a cocktail party. 141 00:08:49,018 --> 00:08:50,633 I don't think I ate enough. 142 00:08:50,668 --> 00:08:51,840 Bet you ate enough olives. 143 00:08:52,367 --> 00:08:53,748 And where did you spend the night? 144 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,396 On the good ship lollipop? 145 00:08:55,431 --> 00:08:56,865 No. went to a gallery with Leonard. 146 00:08:56,933 --> 00:08:58,899 A new artist he thinks is the coming thing. 147 00:08:58,967 --> 00:09:00,499 Leonard still having his problems? 148 00:09:00,567 --> 00:09:01,966 Still seeing that psychiatrist? 149 00:09:02,033 --> 00:09:03,165 You'd have problems, too, 150 00:09:03,233 --> 00:09:05,142 if you were married to that woman he was married to. 151 00:09:05,166 --> 00:09:07,432 Well, I've have problems married to any woman. 152 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:10,732 Isn't it amazing how i sparkle so early in the morning? 153 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:11,865 Why bother sparkling? 154 00:09:11,933 --> 00:09:13,932 When a girl sparkles down on wall street, 155 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,099 she's a threat. 156 00:09:15,166 --> 00:09:18,399 When she sparkles uptown, in my territory, 157 00:09:18,467 --> 00:09:19,736 she's a promise. 158 00:09:19,771 --> 00:09:22,165 I'll stay downtown, thank you very much. 159 00:09:22,233 --> 00:09:24,299 You better quit sparkling for Leonard. 160 00:09:24,366 --> 00:09:26,165 You won't get anywhere with him. 161 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,265 A headshrinker's too much competition. 162 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:30,265 It puts a third party in the action. 163 00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:32,032 Leonard's a pastime, not a project. 164 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:33,865 It's comfortable to have him around. 165 00:09:33,933 --> 00:09:35,932 He helps me ward off the grabbers. 166 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,332 I've got to run, so I'll see you later. 167 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,499 Now, you see, if you worked uptown instead of down, 168 00:09:40,567 --> 00:09:42,132 you wouldn't have to bolt so early. 169 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,932 We could shop at bonwits at lunchtime. 170 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,732 Uptown is just a state of mind. 171 00:09:50,433 --> 00:09:51,832 Me? 172 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:54,232 Put up another $100,000? 173 00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:55,365 Me? 174 00:09:55,433 --> 00:09:57,542 Henry, you must be out of your mind. 175 00:09:57,543 --> 00:09:59,698 You surprise me, len. You're hesitating. 176 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:01,149 We went down the line with you this year, 177 00:10:01,173 --> 00:10:01,929 and what did it get us? 178 00:10:01,964 --> 00:10:06,129 Part ownership in six of the deepest, driest holes in Texas. 179 00:10:06,130 --> 00:10:07,969 You boys sure got short memories. 180 00:10:07,970 --> 00:10:10,476 How about the seven Wells we brought in two years ago? 181 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:11,921 I don't believe in living in the past. 182 00:10:11,922 --> 00:10:13,987 You're slowing down, Henry. Maybe you're loosing your touch. 183 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:15,508 You used to have undercurrents, Henry. 184 00:10:15,633 --> 00:10:17,972 I don't feel the undercurrents anymore. 185 00:10:18,007 --> 00:10:19,651 Len, a few years ago, 186 00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:22,056 when you had all those surplus airplanes you couldn't unload, 187 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,315 - you said, "send them to the junkman," right? - Right. 188 00:10:24,350 --> 00:10:27,098 Well, just who was it that sold them as an air force 189 00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:29,464 to a certain unnamed party in central America? 190 00:10:29,499 --> 00:10:31,199 But we got paid in bananas. 191 00:10:31,266 --> 00:10:33,550 Yeah, and you ferried those bananas on your airline 192 00:10:33,585 --> 00:10:35,411 and cleared half a million dollars, right? 193 00:10:35,446 --> 00:10:36,899 And you, flink. 194 00:10:36,967 --> 00:10:38,099 Who was it that put you 195 00:10:38,182 --> 00:10:40,634 onto those 40,000 obsolete Japanese cameras? 196 00:10:40,669 --> 00:10:41,786 You did, Henry, but I... 197 00:10:41,821 --> 00:10:43,985 I made you the first American in history 198 00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:46,457 to export Japanese cameras to Japan. 199 00:10:46,492 --> 00:10:48,253 I didn't make beans on that deal. 200 00:10:48,288 --> 00:10:51,365 But when we imported them again, you made a killing? 201 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:55,165 And you, achilles. Of all people to hold out on me. 202 00:10:55,233 --> 00:10:57,973 When we had those tanker charters 203 00:10:58,008 --> 00:11:00,109 and they bottled our ships up in the Suez, 204 00:11:00,144 --> 00:11:03,475 who was it that swapped all that nail-Polish remover 205 00:11:03,510 --> 00:11:06,331 for six more tankers to meet our commitments? 206 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,999 That I liked. That was complicated. 207 00:11:09,067 --> 00:11:11,254 Yeah. just remember, boys. 208 00:11:11,289 --> 00:11:12,852 Nobody who has ever sold me short 209 00:11:12,887 --> 00:11:14,330 has come out ahead of the game yet. 210 00:11:14,365 --> 00:11:18,699 Now, I want $100,000 from each of you, and I want it now. 211 00:11:18,766 --> 00:11:20,365 Well... 212 00:11:20,433 --> 00:11:23,032 I've always been a percentage player, Henry. 213 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:25,199 Count me in. 214 00:11:25,266 --> 00:11:27,099 I'll go along for the ride. 215 00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:29,665 It's against my better judgment... 216 00:11:29,733 --> 00:11:32,332 But I made a lot of money against my better judgment. 217 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:38,464 Thank you, gentlemen. 218 00:11:38,499 --> 00:11:40,199 - Okay, boy. - Righto. 219 00:11:45,633 --> 00:11:47,732 Let's get to that list, whitby. 220 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,666 Here it is right here. 221 00:11:49,733 --> 00:11:55,066 It's every stock that osgood bought before he passed on. 222 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:57,932 Meglo manitoba iron ore. 223 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,232 He bought it in 1951 for $3 a share. 224 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:02,632 Where is it now? 225 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:04,765 A 61-cent bid. 226 00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:08,932 Great eastern offshore oil, cost $14... 227 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,765 Six-cent bid. 228 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:13,032 You mean we haven't unloaded that yet? 229 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,499 Well, it take's a while to unload the real dogs, bullard. 230 00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:17,732 My boy, somewhere in this vast, verdant, 231 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,099 ever-growing nation of ours 232 00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:20,965 must be some people stupid enough 233 00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:22,899 to buy great eastern offshore oil. 234 00:12:22,966 --> 00:12:24,199 Find them. 235 00:12:24,266 --> 00:12:25,399 Yes, sir. 236 00:12:25,466 --> 00:12:27,932 Here's another real dog, bullard... 237 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,199 Universal widget. 238 00:12:29,266 --> 00:12:30,799 Doesn't say when osgood bought it. 239 00:12:30,866 --> 00:12:33,199 Doesn't say for how much. We've had it for a long time. 240 00:12:33,266 --> 00:12:35,832 I-i can't seem to find out anything about it. 241 00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:37,580 Well, write it up in our next stock letter. 242 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:38,993 Point out that industry is growing 243 00:12:39,033 --> 00:12:40,332 increasingly widget-conscious. 244 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,532 What is a widget, bullard? 245 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,199 I don't know. Ask industry. 246 00:12:43,266 --> 00:12:45,365 Here's a happier item. Reactor engines. 247 00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:47,566 He bought it for five cents six years ago, 248 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:49,732 sold it yesterday for $61. 249 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,832 $61? that shrewd old fox. 250 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,332 Well, that's the list. 251 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,681 We're still in the red while everyone else is cleaning up. 252 00:12:56,733 --> 00:12:58,066 Economy... that's the answer. 253 00:12:58,133 --> 00:13:00,066 We just got to trim off some of the fat. 254 00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:02,066 No more long-distance phone calls. 255 00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:04,865 Tell your pals at the club to pick up some luncheon checks. 256 00:13:04,933 --> 00:13:06,465 Last man out at night has to make sure 257 00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:07,865 that he turns out all the lights. 258 00:13:07,933 --> 00:13:10,299 Cancel the linen service. We'll get paper towels... 259 00:13:10,366 --> 00:13:12,999 You know, the kind that come out one sheet at a time. 260 00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:14,699 Tell the men to blot, not rub. 261 00:13:14,766 --> 00:13:16,132 I'll take care of it, bullard. 262 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,666 And we've got to let somebody go. 263 00:13:17,733 --> 00:13:19,132 But we need everybody, bullard. 264 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,699 You never need everybody. 265 00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,699 But if we let any of the boys go, there'll be talk. 266 00:13:23,766 --> 00:13:25,365 Right, if we let any of the boys go. 267 00:13:25,433 --> 00:13:27,365 But, what about our girl? 268 00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:29,532 Well, the girl seems to be doing pretty well... 269 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,365 A lot of bright ideas, a lot of energy. 270 00:13:31,433 --> 00:13:32,832 It's kind of unusual around here. 271 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:34,299 What's the difference? 272 00:13:34,366 --> 00:13:36,566 That's one way we can cut expenses without causing talk. 273 00:13:36,633 --> 00:13:39,166 Besides, everybody knows that taking on that girl 274 00:13:39,233 --> 00:13:40,432 was just an experiment. 275 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,365 We've got to have a reason. 276 00:13:42,433 --> 00:13:44,632 Let her try moving one of those dogs, 277 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,932 like that widget thing, for instance. 278 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,932 There's your reason. 279 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,432 Where's she going? 280 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,666 Her lunch club, I think. 281 00:13:51,733 --> 00:13:53,965 Women shouldn't be allowed to have lunch club. 282 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,166 We got to keep them off balance, disorganized, 283 00:13:56,233 --> 00:13:57,832 clawing and scratching at each other. 284 00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:00,732 Otherwise, they might turn on us like mad dogs. 285 00:14:02,933 --> 00:14:07,099 And so you see, ladies, many things are made of steel... 286 00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:09,132 Bright, shining, faithful steel 287 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,765 that you use in your kitchens at home. 288 00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:17,499 Now, I want to leave you with an interesting statistic 289 00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:22,332 concerning a small thing of special importance to women... 290 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,899 The Bobby pin. 291 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,032 Now, the value of the amount of steel 292 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:32,599 that goes into one year's production 293 00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:34,332 of the American Bobby pin 294 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,999 is greater than the national income 295 00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:40,365 of many far eastern and south American nations. 296 00:14:41,533 --> 00:14:43,265 So is it any wonder, then, 297 00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:47,865 that we of the industry are proud? 298 00:14:47,933 --> 00:14:50,499 Thank you, ladies, for your attention. 299 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,832 Are there any questions? 300 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:01,199 Mr. Wilson, it was very nice of you 301 00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:04,432 to explain to us how shiny steel is, 302 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,999 but we would like some hard facts and figures. 303 00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:11,199 For instance, how will earnings per share 304 00:15:11,266 --> 00:15:12,865 be affected by the fringe benefits 305 00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:15,666 in section 17 of the recent union contract? 306 00:15:15,733 --> 00:15:19,399 Well, young lady, we'd have to take out our pencils 307 00:15:19,466 --> 00:15:21,932 and sharpen them to answer that one, wouldn't we? 308 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:28,066 Say you raised iron billet prices 5 %. 309 00:15:28,133 --> 00:15:30,432 What effect would foreign competition have 310 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,066 considering freight costs? 311 00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:35,566 Well, that's something that would have to be determined 312 00:15:35,633 --> 00:15:37,732 coolly, logically, 313 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:41,765 and with the best interest of the American consumer at heart. 314 00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:44,365 But what would the figures be? 315 00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:52,099 But I see that I'm overdue at my office now, 316 00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:56,365 so I must bid all you charming ladies adieu. 317 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:59,632 Thank you so much for coming, Mr. Wilson. 318 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:02,666 Jerusalem steel has been delighted to meet you ladies. 319 00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:05,199 You're uppermost in our thoughts. 320 00:16:08,866 --> 00:16:10,566 What's the use? 321 00:16:10,633 --> 00:16:12,566 They treat us like secretaries and housewives... 322 00:16:12,633 --> 00:16:13,566 Just women. 323 00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:15,932 Insulting. absolutely insulting. 324 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,566 Did you get that bit about the kitchen? 325 00:16:17,633 --> 00:16:19,473 And they're supposed to be smarter than we are. 326 00:16:19,533 --> 00:16:20,599 That's a laugh. 327 00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:22,299 Why doesn't anyone take us seriously? 328 00:16:22,366 --> 00:16:23,832 I'll tell you why. 329 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,043 Because they don't think women have a place on wall street, 330 00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,432 and we have. 331 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,476 They won't let us join the society of security analysts. 332 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,865 The next thing you know, 333 00:16:30,933 --> 00:16:32,876 they won't let us on the floor of the stock exchange. 334 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,620 They say we're too emotional for securities, 335 00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:38,265 we have no head for figures, but our day is coming! 336 00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:41,499 We'll show them! We have rights! 337 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,099 And we're not emotional, and we're not excitable! 338 00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:51,999 You deserve a shot at something really big, Thatcher. 339 00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:54,066 Of course, I'll admit i was a little nervous 340 00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:55,599 when you first came with us. 341 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:59,199 But now we've all come to think of you as one of the boys. 342 00:16:59,266 --> 00:17:01,099 Well, thank you, Mr. bear. 343 00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:03,032 And now we're going to give you a chance 344 00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:05,066 to show your real stuff, real salesmanship. 345 00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:07,699 We've acquired a little gem called universal widget, 346 00:17:07,766 --> 00:17:09,499 and we think the public ought to share 347 00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:10,666 in this great opportunity. 348 00:17:10,733 --> 00:17:11,799 Of course, you understand 349 00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:13,432 the ever-increasingly dominant role 350 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,365 that widgets play in our national economy. 351 00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:17,899 Certainly, Mr. bear. I'll start on it right away. 352 00:17:17,966 --> 00:17:20,465 That's my boy. 353 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,265 Widgets... widgets... 354 00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:26,666 Widgets. 355 00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:28,332 Here we are. 356 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:31,632 Universal widget, whippleton, Massachusetts. 357 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,799 Founded 1844. 358 00:17:33,866 --> 00:17:35,465 The president, Thaddeus whipple. 359 00:17:35,533 --> 00:17:39,499 Directors lemuel whipple, neahmiah whipple, Isaac whipple. 360 00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:42,965 No annual meeting and no figures reported 361 00:17:43,033 --> 00:17:44,965 since 1894. 362 00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:47,365 Boy. it's worse than I thought. 363 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,832 Excuse me, ma'am. 364 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,865 I'd appreciate it if you could direct me 365 00:17:51,933 --> 00:17:53,499 to the office of Mr. bullard bear. 366 00:17:56,766 --> 00:17:57,766 Thataway? 367 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,232 First door there. 368 00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:01,899 Much obliged. 369 00:18:01,966 --> 00:18:03,432 I hope you'll excuse me 370 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,932 for the forwardness of the remark I'm about to make, ma'am, 371 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,232 but surprise becomes you. 372 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:10,399 Makes your eyes real pretty blue, 373 00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:12,499 like a prairie flower, sort of. 374 00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:20,832 Did I hear wrong, or did that man actually say "thataway"? 375 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,832 Thataway? 376 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,765 Thataway. 377 00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,199 Now, with all the money 378 00:18:32,267 --> 00:18:33,999 that this office must have made last year, 379 00:18:34,066 --> 00:18:37,299 you have got to drill off some of that income, Mr. bear. 380 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,232 Now, I've got some participations open 381 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,399 down in scurry county 382 00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:42,332 that'll give you the kind of tax shelter 383 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,499 that an outfit in your bracket really needs. 384 00:18:44,566 --> 00:18:45,799 The depletion allowance... 385 00:18:45,866 --> 00:18:48,299 Mr. tyroon, this year i don't even have a bracket. 386 00:18:48,366 --> 00:18:50,865 Maybe we can get together on something else, though. 387 00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:52,632 You know the oil business. 388 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,999 You know great eastern offshore oil? 389 00:18:55,066 --> 00:18:58,199 Yeah. nice... very nice people, yeah. 390 00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,232 Sorry to hear about their rig last night. 391 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:03,365 Rig? last night? 392 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,465 The very last rig just, you know, 393 00:19:05,533 --> 00:19:08,999 got hit by a Gale down in the Gulf and toppled over and sank. 394 00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:11,143 They got everybody off in time, though, thank goodness. 395 00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:14,199 Thank goodness. Excuse me just a minute. 396 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:31,599 Dr. pfeiffer? Charlie Raleigh at bear, osgood, and whitby. 397 00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:34,132 We just got a flash on great eastern offshore oil. 398 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,332 It looks like they've finally sunk something... 399 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,499 Something big down in the Gulf. 400 00:19:38,566 --> 00:19:40,432 This may be your last chance 401 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,299 to buy great eastern at this price. 402 00:19:42,366 --> 00:19:45,166 I'd never forgive myself if i didn't let you know in time. 403 00:19:51,367 --> 00:19:55,732 I didn't know you had women working on wall street now. 404 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,366 That's Molly Thatcher, one of our top analysts, 405 00:19:58,433 --> 00:19:59,966 specializing in the widget industry. 406 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,033 Widgets? 407 00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:02,999 Quite a boom now, she tells me. 408 00:20:03,066 --> 00:20:05,699 Well, I'm certainly interested in booming industries. 409 00:20:05,766 --> 00:20:08,632 I gather you might consider opening an account with us. 410 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:09,866 I certainly might. 411 00:20:09,933 --> 00:20:12,799 I've had my eyes on widget for quite some time now. 412 00:20:12,867 --> 00:20:15,966 Let's see if we can get our miss Thatcher for you. 413 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,065 Well, Mr. tyroon, 414 00:20:24,133 --> 00:20:25,932 actually, I've just started on widget, 415 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,565 but one thing I know already... 416 00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:29,466 It's a vital company, but a small one. 417 00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:31,732 And once it starts growing, which it has to... 418 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:32,899 It sure has to. 419 00:20:32,967 --> 00:20:35,432 Then the stock could move very rapidly. 420 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,599 It's an old company and secure. 421 00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:39,099 It was started in 1844. 422 00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:41,966 And its strategic position in the new england area makes it... 423 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,132 Mr. tyroon, please. 424 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,699 I'm sorry, ma'am. 425 00:20:44,766 --> 00:20:48,132 I didn't want to interrupt, and I didn't think you'd notice. 426 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,999 Have you been listening to anything I've said about widget? 427 00:20:51,066 --> 00:20:53,765 Established 1844, old and secure, 428 00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:56,099 strategic position in the new england area, 429 00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:58,232 and you sure got mighty pretty hair. 430 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,999 The company's management 431 00:21:00,066 --> 00:21:02,366 appears to be able and experienced. 432 00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:04,665 Excuse me. 433 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,132 Molly Thatcher speaking. 434 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,466 Hi, Leonard. 435 00:21:10,533 --> 00:21:12,332 No, that's all right. I'm almost finished. 436 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,765 What time is it now? 437 00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:17,265 It is? Well, I won't be much longer. 438 00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:21,499 Well, look, why don't you go on up to the apartment, 439 00:21:21,566 --> 00:21:24,099 and I'll stop by the market and pick us up some chianti, 440 00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:26,206 and then I'll whip us up some scallopini, all right? 441 00:21:26,266 --> 00:21:29,866 Then we can listen to music and watch the late show 442 00:21:29,933 --> 00:21:32,565 until your nerves are soothed, okay? 443 00:21:32,633 --> 00:21:34,399 Fine. bye-bye. 444 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,332 Now, then, Mr. tyroon. 445 00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:45,032 Mr. tyroon. 446 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:46,199 Hoo. 447 00:21:46,266 --> 00:21:48,366 Excuse me. 448 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,532 I'm afraid you were a million miles away just then. 449 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,899 Yes. well, i-I'm sorry. 450 00:21:52,967 --> 00:21:56,232 I-i didn't know I was in the way of your plans. 451 00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:58,799 I guess we better take this up another time? 452 00:21:58,867 --> 00:22:01,399 No. I'm at your disposal, Mr. tyroon. 453 00:22:01,467 --> 00:22:02,899 Well, now, I really would 454 00:22:02,967 --> 00:22:04,999 like to know more about these widgets, 455 00:22:05,066 --> 00:22:09,832 except the only free time I have is, dinner tonight. 456 00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:12,366 I'm terribly sorry. I have a date. 457 00:22:12,433 --> 00:22:15,532 Couldn't you ask Leonard for the night off? 458 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,366 I don't have to ask Leonard for anything. 459 00:22:21,467 --> 00:22:23,999 Now, are you sure you can't make it any other time? 460 00:22:24,066 --> 00:22:25,665 Cross my heart. 461 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,532 Well... 462 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,466 All right. 463 00:22:30,533 --> 00:22:31,799 All right, then... 7:30. 464 00:22:31,867 --> 00:22:33,399 I was just gonna take a cab uptown. 465 00:22:33,467 --> 00:22:34,632 Could I give you a lift? 466 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,466 Mr. tyroon, you don't know this town. 467 00:22:36,533 --> 00:22:39,165 It's impossible to get a cab at this time of day. 468 00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:41,065 I'll show you to the subway. 469 00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:47,565 The east side subway is this way. 470 00:22:55,266 --> 00:22:56,399 Howdy, partner. 471 00:22:56,467 --> 00:22:58,065 Howdy. 472 00:23:05,633 --> 00:23:08,732 Well, Billy Joe, hold him off some other way, then. 473 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,965 Well, write a Boston check on our Miami bank, 474 00:23:11,033 --> 00:23:13,032 cover that with a check from the L.A. bank, 475 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,399 cover that with a check from the Dallas bank. 476 00:23:15,466 --> 00:23:17,666 By the time they run the first check down, 477 00:23:17,733 --> 00:23:19,365 I'll have us the money. 478 00:23:19,433 --> 00:23:21,565 I am not fooling around, Billy Joe. 479 00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:24,699 I'm meeting all kinds of money tomorrow. 480 00:23:24,767 --> 00:23:26,865 Yeah. well, same to you, fella. 481 00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:33,166 Hi. 482 00:23:33,233 --> 00:23:34,365 Hi, Molly. 483 00:23:34,433 --> 00:23:35,565 You having company? 484 00:23:35,633 --> 00:23:36,666 Nope. just me. 485 00:23:36,733 --> 00:23:38,432 You got Leonard on the docket again? 486 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,699 No, not tonight. 487 00:23:39,767 --> 00:23:41,865 This time it's dinner with a client... a texan. 488 00:23:41,933 --> 00:23:43,032 How does he shape up? 489 00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:44,600 You wouldn't believe him, my dear. 490 00:23:45,635 --> 00:23:46,875 He's really too much. Boots and all. 491 00:23:46,899 --> 00:23:48,880 Bet he walks in here with two dozen flowers. 492 00:23:48,915 --> 00:23:51,099 You can find a better reason than that to hate him. 493 00:23:51,167 --> 00:23:53,532 My boss says this is some sort of a challenge, 494 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,132 but I think that Texas is just another guy on the make. 495 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,465 That's the way people are constructed. 496 00:23:58,533 --> 00:24:00,932 You know, I don't like what's been going on in the office. 497 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,266 I keep telling you... 498 00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:05,465 Downtown a girl has to be twice as smart to get half as far. 499 00:24:05,533 --> 00:24:08,799 I think Mr. bear's put me on this for some sort of reason. 500 00:24:08,866 --> 00:24:11,365 On wall street, you're every man's rival. 501 00:24:11,433 --> 00:24:14,065 Uptown, I smile, and I get a $5 raise. 502 00:24:14,133 --> 00:24:15,732 An uptown job is just the way 503 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,599 a girl kills time till the evening date. 504 00:24:17,667 --> 00:24:19,266 Anyway, I like wall street. 505 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,266 I like my job, and I'm good at it. 506 00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:23,699 Besides, the man I marry is going to have to want 507 00:24:23,767 --> 00:24:26,232 something more than a chief cook and bottle washer. 508 00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:29,432 Sooner or later, fate, in the form of the diaper service, 509 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,232 must come knocking at the door. 510 00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:32,832 I'll take later. 511 00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:34,565 I'll take sooner. 512 00:24:38,366 --> 00:24:40,166 Now, why do you suppose Mr. bear wants me 513 00:24:40,233 --> 00:24:42,365 to fight off a large texan? 514 00:24:42,433 --> 00:24:44,832 You think he's got more than business on his mind? 515 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,832 Every man has sex on the brain 516 00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:49,266 like it's some sort of wonder drug, 517 00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:52,899 a cure-all for everything... Colds, pleurisy, arthritis. 518 00:24:52,966 --> 00:24:56,199 I even had a guy once tell me that sex prevents cavities. 519 00:24:56,267 --> 00:24:59,132 Cavities? in your teeth? 520 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,432 Sure. 521 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,599 When you're tense, you have more acids in your mouth, 522 00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:03,899 and acids eat enamel. 523 00:25:03,966 --> 00:25:06,565 When you get rid of the tension, you get rid of the acids, 524 00:25:06,633 --> 00:25:08,532 and the best way to get rid of tension... 525 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,365 Don't tell me. Let me guess. 526 00:25:11,433 --> 00:25:14,166 Say, why don't you ever undress in the bathroom? 527 00:25:14,233 --> 00:25:16,432 Because I can't hear you from the bathroom. 528 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:21,365 Well, at least Leonard spares me all that jazz. 529 00:25:21,433 --> 00:25:25,465 Say, where are you and this cowboy gonna chow down? 530 00:25:25,533 --> 00:25:26,732 I don't know. 531 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,832 Someplace where he can't put his boots on the table 532 00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:29,965 and order a burnt steak. 533 00:25:30,033 --> 00:25:33,865 Try le cochon très Cher. It is so swank. 534 00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:35,865 You're not even allowed to use your teeth. 535 00:25:35,933 --> 00:25:37,799 You just gum the food. 536 00:25:37,866 --> 00:25:40,766 That's about the best idea you've had all day. 537 00:25:42,033 --> 00:25:44,099 - Leonard. - evening. 538 00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:46,065 I've been trying to reach you for the past hour. 539 00:25:46,133 --> 00:25:48,899 You know Dr. pfeiffer will never answer the phone during my sessions. 540 00:25:48,966 --> 00:25:50,633 Well, I know, Leonard, but I'm sorry. 541 00:25:50,668 --> 00:25:51,809 I'm gonna have to break our dinner date, 542 00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:53,629 because I have a very urgent business appointment. 543 00:25:53,630 --> 00:25:55,729 I'll-I'll make it up to you another night. I promise. 544 00:25:55,733 --> 00:25:58,432 No veal scallopini? No soft music? 545 00:25:58,500 --> 00:25:59,632 I just told you I can't. 546 00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:01,532 I have to have dinner with a client. 547 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:05,032 How did you rationalize this rejection of me? 548 00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:06,899 What excuse did you give yourself? 549 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:08,832 It's not a rejection. It's a client. 550 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,032 But the real reason, 551 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:12,099 the subconscious reason you're rejecting me, 552 00:26:12,167 --> 00:26:14,799 has to do with the ambiguous masculine-feminine role 553 00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:15,999 which you have... 554 00:26:16,066 --> 00:26:17,999 It has to do with trying to sell some stock. 555 00:26:18,066 --> 00:26:19,066 Stock. money. 556 00:26:19,133 --> 00:26:21,099 Do you know what Freud said about money? 557 00:26:21,167 --> 00:26:22,632 It's refuse, dirt. 558 00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:24,776 I'm just trying to turn a fast mud pie. 559 00:26:24,811 --> 00:26:25,581 Now, good night, Leonard. 560 00:26:25,616 --> 00:26:27,266 My client's coming to get me pretty soon. 561 00:26:27,333 --> 00:26:28,632 I'll talk to you later. 562 00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:29,865 I'll be at Sonia's. 563 00:26:32,267 --> 00:26:33,899 Well, howdy, Leonard. 564 00:26:48,733 --> 00:26:50,865 Evening, ma'am. Brought you some flowers. 565 00:26:52,466 --> 00:26:53,766 Howdy, ma'am. 566 00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:55,799 That's my roommate, Eloise cott. 567 00:26:55,866 --> 00:26:57,766 Holy cow. 568 00:26:57,833 --> 00:27:00,799 I, guess I better put my shoes on. 569 00:27:00,866 --> 00:27:03,166 I feel a little short in the saddle. 570 00:27:03,233 --> 00:27:05,099 You know, you really didn't have to do this. 571 00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:06,232 Well, I always figured 572 00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:08,032 that flowers and ladies kind of go together. 573 00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:09,700 Where we gonna chow down tonight, ma'am? 574 00:27:09,767 --> 00:27:12,065 Well, there's a little place where we usually drop in, 575 00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:13,666 sort of a neighborhood atmosphere. 576 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:15,799 It's called le cochon très Cher. 577 00:27:15,866 --> 00:27:17,032 What does that mean? 578 00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:19,332 Well, in French, it means "the very dear pig," 579 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,532 but that's not what it means. 580 00:27:31,533 --> 00:27:32,832 Thank you. 581 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,366 We should have made a reservation. 582 00:27:48,433 --> 00:27:49,465 We'll never get a table. 583 00:27:49,533 --> 00:27:51,032 Sure. 584 00:27:55,533 --> 00:27:57,432 Excuse me. 585 00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,766 We'd like to get a table and something to eat, please. 586 00:27:59,833 --> 00:28:02,266 If you will wait at the bar, monsieur, 587 00:28:02,333 --> 00:28:04,632 I will call you... Perhaps two, three hours. 588 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:06,732 But I'm too hungry to wait that long. 589 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,232 Monsieur duglace, madame, bonsoir! 590 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:12,032 Le numeral quatre pour mssr. Duglace et dame. 591 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,932 Merci. 592 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,499 Yes. 593 00:28:15,566 --> 00:28:17,665 Excuse me. 594 00:28:17,733 --> 00:28:21,099 Clyde, I don't think you understood the lady. 595 00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:22,766 You got all those empty tables, 596 00:28:22,833 --> 00:28:24,932 and we'd like to eat there right now. 597 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,432 Monsieur, when I say three hours, 598 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,099 I mean three hours. 599 00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:31,132 You listen to me, merle. 600 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:36,465 Pasado uno para El oficial de imigración, ¿. 601 00:28:36,533 --> 00:28:41,032 Para uno piccolo de tu quota. 602 00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:45,399 Un grande amigo de eliot ness. 603 00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:49,532 Certamente, signore. 604 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,132 Certamente. 605 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,699 Il tradire dieci per signore queen. 606 00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:56,332 Avanti. 607 00:29:02,733 --> 00:29:03,899 Thank you. 608 00:29:05,933 --> 00:29:06,933 Monsieur. 609 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,799 Was that Italian? 610 00:29:08,867 --> 00:29:10,266 I find that in New York, 611 00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:12,565 most French headwaiters are Italian. 612 00:29:12,633 --> 00:29:13,899 Can you speak Italian? 613 00:29:13,966 --> 00:29:14,999 No, ma'am. No, ma'am. 614 00:29:15,066 --> 00:29:16,899 That's just a little wetback Spanish. 615 00:29:16,966 --> 00:29:18,199 It sounds the same. 616 00:29:31,533 --> 00:29:33,999 You, really do like this place? 617 00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:37,465 Yes. I could eat here... Every night of my life. 618 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:47,299 Madame, monsieur, may I suggest a specialty of the house? 619 00:29:47,367 --> 00:29:48,899 Filet de sole Monaco. 620 00:29:48,966 --> 00:29:50,099 Excuse me, friend. 621 00:29:50,166 --> 00:29:51,199 Yes, sir? 622 00:29:51,267 --> 00:29:52,267 What's that key for? 623 00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,065 That's the key to the wine cellar, sir. 624 00:29:54,133 --> 00:29:57,632 Well, if that's the key, the door must be 50 feet high. 625 00:29:57,700 --> 00:30:00,599 May I suggest the specialty of the house? 626 00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:02,699 Filet de sole Monaco. 627 00:30:02,767 --> 00:30:04,665 Well, I think I'll have 628 00:30:04,733 --> 00:30:07,065 the poulet flambé Saint Bernard du vin. 629 00:30:07,133 --> 00:30:09,632 Excellent. excellent choice. 630 00:30:09,700 --> 00:30:11,532 You, monsieur? 631 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,165 What was that you had? 632 00:30:14,233 --> 00:30:16,732 That's chicken with mushrooms and onions 633 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,199 and marinated in wine and topped with Brandy. 634 00:30:19,267 --> 00:30:23,132 Chuck-wagon stew with a dash of red-eye? 635 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,399 Waiter, bring me a burnt steak 636 00:30:25,466 --> 00:30:27,866 and a mess of Greens, please. 637 00:30:27,933 --> 00:30:30,165 Yes. of course. 638 00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:37,666 I'll bet you a shave 639 00:30:37,733 --> 00:30:40,599 that old Henry's on to something real good. 640 00:30:40,667 --> 00:30:42,499 Okay, I'll see your see your shave 641 00:30:42,566 --> 00:30:44,232 and raise you two shoeshines. 642 00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:46,732 I'll see your two shoeshines, raise you a shave, 643 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,232 and loan you my helicopter. 644 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,565 That's good wine. 645 00:30:54,633 --> 00:30:56,909 And aren't you glad I made you change your order to chicken? 646 00:30:56,933 --> 00:30:58,166 I sure am. 647 00:30:58,233 --> 00:30:59,873 That chicken's the most I've had to drink 648 00:30:59,933 --> 00:31:01,065 in quite some time. 649 00:31:01,133 --> 00:31:02,899 Now, Mr. tyroon, let's get back to business, 650 00:31:02,966 --> 00:31:05,232 because I know you want to hear about widgets. 651 00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:06,732 I sure do. 652 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,732 How did a girl like you ever get mixed up with widgets? 653 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,399 You mean what am I doing on wall street, 654 00:31:12,466 --> 00:31:13,865 and how come I'm not married? 655 00:31:13,933 --> 00:31:17,365 Well, now, I wasn't gonna get to that for another hour or so. 656 00:31:17,433 --> 00:31:19,499 I'm impressed by your directness. 657 00:31:19,566 --> 00:31:21,399 Mr. tyroon, getting married 658 00:31:21,466 --> 00:31:23,799 is not the only thing a girl can do. 659 00:31:23,866 --> 00:31:24,965 And I like wall street, 660 00:31:25,033 --> 00:31:26,932 and I want to see girls accepted there. 661 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,899 Well, you mean them fellas downtown 662 00:31:28,966 --> 00:31:30,232 are giving you a hard time? 663 00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:32,799 And if I can put widget over, I'm on my way. 664 00:31:32,866 --> 00:31:36,865 I may even be the next president of the women security analysts. 665 00:31:36,933 --> 00:31:39,432 Well, since we're doing all this so speedy-like, 666 00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:42,399 this Leonard, is he your steady fella? 667 00:31:42,466 --> 00:31:43,732 No, no. No. 668 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,865 No. i-i see a lot of him. 669 00:31:45,933 --> 00:31:48,432 He's an art critic and very intelligent. 670 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:50,499 And your next question is going to be 671 00:31:50,566 --> 00:31:51,832 how long have I known him. 672 00:31:51,900 --> 00:31:53,365 Ee. 673 00:31:53,433 --> 00:31:55,365 There's no point in messing with you. 674 00:31:55,433 --> 00:31:57,166 You're ahead of me all the way. 675 00:31:57,233 --> 00:31:59,932 I'm just not used to bright girls. 676 00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:02,499 You really think I'm bright? 677 00:32:04,133 --> 00:32:06,666 So do I, and nobody ever tells me that. 678 00:32:06,733 --> 00:32:09,099 Whenever anybody wants to score points with me, 679 00:32:09,167 --> 00:32:10,699 they tell me I'm pretty. 680 00:32:10,767 --> 00:32:13,132 And I get so tired of that when... 681 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,432 When actually, i-I've done s-some very... 682 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:18,399 Intelligent... 683 00:32:18,466 --> 00:32:20,699 Thoughtful work. 684 00:32:27,966 --> 00:32:29,432 Hey! hey, good buddy! 685 00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:31,932 Everything's gonna be all right. 686 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,365 Now get off the road, little puppy, 687 00:32:34,433 --> 00:32:35,865 and let us big dogs roll. 688 00:32:35,933 --> 00:32:38,399 Well, howdy, Henry. Evening, ma'am. 689 00:32:38,466 --> 00:32:40,166 Evening, ma'am. Howdy, Henry. 690 00:32:40,233 --> 00:32:41,365 Howdy, boys. 691 00:32:41,433 --> 00:32:43,299 Miss Molly Thatcher, I'd like you to meet 692 00:32:43,366 --> 00:32:45,799 Jay ray spenalbee, ray Jay potts, and j.R. Wilson. 693 00:32:45,866 --> 00:32:46,799 - Hi. - hi. - Hi. 694 00:32:46,866 --> 00:32:48,332 The boys are from Texas. 695 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,732 No. hello. 696 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,166 It's a pleasure, ma'am, and if I'm not too bold, 697 00:32:52,233 --> 00:32:55,532 I'd just like to say that your hair's pretty as corn silk. 698 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,666 Prettier. 699 00:32:57,733 --> 00:32:59,065 Say, now, Henry, 700 00:32:59,133 --> 00:33:01,666 whatever it is you're on to, I'll take a fourth of it. 701 00:33:01,733 --> 00:33:02,999 And I'll take an eighth. 702 00:33:03,066 --> 00:33:05,832 I'll see your eighth and I'll raise you a fourth. 703 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:07,565 Well, I'll tell you, boys, 704 00:33:07,633 --> 00:33:09,499 I haven't got anything going just now. 705 00:33:09,566 --> 00:33:12,166 These gentlemen have been associated with me 706 00:33:12,233 --> 00:33:13,832 in a couple of my ventures. 707 00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:16,032 Come on, now, Henry. You can tell us. 708 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:17,865 Now, what are we getting into this time? 709 00:33:17,933 --> 00:33:20,532 Honest, boys, I'm just out for a nice sociable dinner. 710 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:21,865 Is that true, ma'am? 711 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:23,065 Yes, that's true. 712 00:33:23,133 --> 00:33:25,732 Where can a man get a bowl of chili in here? 713 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,666 How is the chow, ma'am? 714 00:33:27,733 --> 00:33:29,766 Well, it's just about the best in the world... 715 00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:31,766 When you get a chance to enjoy it. 716 00:33:31,833 --> 00:33:34,065 You, really like this place? 717 00:33:34,133 --> 00:33:36,832 Under certain circumstances, it can be heaven. 718 00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:40,565 Well, people have a different idea about heaven. 719 00:33:40,633 --> 00:33:42,266 Well, let's see. 720 00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:45,899 There's a few interesting principles. 721 00:33:45,966 --> 00:33:48,432 I mean, it's got a high margin. 722 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:49,940 You keep the people packed in there. 723 00:33:49,966 --> 00:33:51,942 At a dollar and a half a shot, they're crying to get in. 724 00:33:51,966 --> 00:33:54,332 By the time they have four or five whiskeys, 725 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,932 they don't know what the wine tastes like anyway. 726 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,766 Yeah, they got them little pulley carts. 727 00:34:00,833 --> 00:34:03,232 Fire insurance. 728 00:34:03,300 --> 00:34:06,732 You, really, really like it here? 729 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,299 Yes. 730 00:34:14,066 --> 00:34:17,199 Well, when he's not busy, would you have him call me back? 731 00:34:17,267 --> 00:34:18,999 Miss Thatcher? 732 00:34:19,066 --> 00:34:20,432 Yes, Mr. bear? 733 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:21,899 What's new with that widget thing 734 00:34:21,966 --> 00:34:23,232 we gave you several days ago? 735 00:34:23,300 --> 00:34:24,965 Well, I've been trying to do the research, 736 00:34:25,033 --> 00:34:26,899 but the company doesn't answer its phone. 737 00:34:26,966 --> 00:34:29,132 What about that texan we set you up with? 738 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,732 I-i haven't been able to reach him. 739 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,865 Well, don't let him get away, miss Thatcher. 740 00:34:32,933 --> 00:34:35,365 Speed things up. We've got to get on to other things. 741 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:40,732 Give her another month. 742 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,166 Otherwise, it will look too obvious. 743 00:34:43,233 --> 00:34:45,999 One month, and we trim the fat. 744 00:34:47,033 --> 00:34:49,032 Out she goes. 745 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,099 Leonard, I sympathize, 746 00:34:52,166 --> 00:34:53,766 but I can't listen to your troubles now. 747 00:34:53,833 --> 00:34:54,932 I have too many of my own. 748 00:34:56,467 --> 00:34:58,732 Listen, I'll see you at the opening tonight, all right? 749 00:34:58,800 --> 00:34:59,832 I have another call now. 750 00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:00,999 Molly Thatcher. 751 00:35:01,067 --> 00:35:03,099 I'm not disturbing you, am I? 752 00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:04,865 Hi! no, no. 753 00:35:04,933 --> 00:35:06,399 You're not disturbing me one bit. 754 00:35:06,467 --> 00:35:08,132 I've been trying to reach you for days. 755 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,099 I was afraid I wouldn't get the chance to talk to you again. 756 00:35:11,166 --> 00:35:13,632 Well, I've been working on a little crash project. 757 00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:14,966 I got a surprise for you. 758 00:35:15,033 --> 00:35:17,632 I'd like to show it to you tonight about, 7:30? 759 00:35:18,967 --> 00:35:20,699 I do want to talk to you. 760 00:35:20,766 --> 00:35:22,832 I have to go to an art gallery tonight, 761 00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:24,099 a reception for a new artist, 762 00:35:24,166 --> 00:35:26,066 the first time his paintings have been hung. 763 00:35:26,133 --> 00:35:27,832 If you wouldn't mind eating early, 764 00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:30,032 maybe you'd like to come to the gallery with me. 765 00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:32,699 It's the first time i ever took a girl to a hanging. 766 00:35:32,766 --> 00:35:34,799 Bye-bye. 767 00:35:41,933 --> 00:35:43,232 Evening, ma'am. 768 00:35:45,233 --> 00:35:46,432 Good evening, sir. 769 00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:48,199 Well, good evening there, Bonaparte. 770 00:35:48,266 --> 00:35:50,732 We'll be out in a couple hours, feinberg. 771 00:36:03,433 --> 00:36:05,199 Good evening, Mr. tyroon. 772 00:36:05,266 --> 00:36:07,532 It's nice to see you this evening. 773 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,899 Well, thank you. 774 00:36:12,666 --> 00:36:15,732 Commendatore, buonasera. Quell'onore. 775 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:19,066 Commendatore, buonasera. Quell'onore. 776 00:36:21,067 --> 00:36:23,365 Signorina, bellissima. 777 00:36:36,133 --> 00:36:38,832 Molta carina, bellissima, signorina. 778 00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:40,132 Wake up. 779 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,032 One of your favorite cigars, Mr. tyroon. 780 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:44,265 Favorite cigars. 781 00:36:44,333 --> 00:36:46,265 Grazie, grazie. 782 00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:48,066 Thank you, Zelda. 783 00:36:48,133 --> 00:36:50,765 They certainly have changed this place, haven't they? 784 00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:52,165 And that headwaiter... 785 00:36:52,233 --> 00:36:54,473 Did he turn out to be your long-lost father or something? 786 00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:57,399 Well I figured if the bar is more profitable than the dining area 787 00:36:57,467 --> 00:36:59,332 and people like to be shoved around, 788 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,799 well, then, you double the size of the bar 789 00:37:01,866 --> 00:37:03,466 and shove them a little harder. 790 00:37:03,533 --> 00:37:05,176 Good evening, Mr. tyroon. Good evening, mademoiselle. 791 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,332 Good evening, Clyde. 792 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,032 Now we have a 100-foot door on the wine cellar. 793 00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:10,599 Then I figured, 794 00:37:10,666 --> 00:37:13,265 who would loan me enough money to buy this place? 795 00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:16,032 Simple. a fire-insurance company. 796 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:19,765 Mr. tyroon, y-you bought this place? 797 00:37:19,833 --> 00:37:21,899 Chez-Henri. 798 00:37:21,967 --> 00:37:24,532 "Henri" is the same as "Henry," and Henry is me. 799 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,332 - Mr. tyroon... - No, no, no. 800 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,099 You can call me Henri, like it says on the menu. 801 00:37:29,166 --> 00:37:31,865 You bought this place. 802 00:37:31,933 --> 00:37:34,399 Well, you said you'd like to eat here every night. 803 00:37:34,467 --> 00:37:35,899 Well, now you can. 804 00:37:35,967 --> 00:37:38,732 See what we got tonight. 805 00:37:40,733 --> 00:37:42,966 Nardo! nardo?! 806 00:37:43,033 --> 00:37:45,665 Wait for Chuck! 807 00:37:45,733 --> 00:37:49,032 Pottsfield is such an antiseptic painter. 808 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,566 At first glance, 809 00:37:50,633 --> 00:37:53,432 but that's because he uses only white paint. 810 00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:55,999 Well, his paintings are germ-free. 811 00:37:56,067 --> 00:37:59,199 But then when you've said that, you've said everything. 812 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,665 Personally, I like horse paintings. 813 00:38:02,733 --> 00:38:05,265 Henry, abstracts are always hard at first. 814 00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:06,399 It's an acquired taste. 815 00:38:06,467 --> 00:38:08,232 Now, you have to try to understand, 816 00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:10,632 what is the artist trying to communicate? 817 00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:13,665 A feeling, but he ain't making it. 818 00:38:13,733 --> 00:38:16,732 But I can't this Saturday, spike. 819 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,899 I'm going to the cape to expand. 820 00:38:18,967 --> 00:38:20,199 For the whole weekend?! 821 00:38:20,266 --> 00:38:23,032 Nardo! nardo, there you are! 822 00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:25,032 His work is ghastly, 823 00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:27,365 but it does have a certain obscene power. 824 00:38:27,433 --> 00:38:29,932 Communication is very difficult at first, Henry. 825 00:38:31,067 --> 00:38:32,865 Well, I ain't having any difficulty. 826 00:38:32,933 --> 00:38:34,466 He is. 827 00:38:34,533 --> 00:38:37,365 I don't think what Ted is doing is awful at all. 828 00:38:37,433 --> 00:38:41,665 After all, Dee Dee and Sally are twins. 829 00:38:41,733 --> 00:38:43,865 You're not trying, Henry. 830 00:38:43,933 --> 00:38:47,532 Well, I'm willing to try, but he's got to try, too. 831 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,232 Excuse me, Henry. 832 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,599 $500? 833 00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:58,066 I think I get the message. 834 00:38:58,133 --> 00:39:02,999 Nardo! nardo, you dear, dear boy! 835 00:39:03,067 --> 00:39:05,966 I read your brilliant little piece in art world. 836 00:39:06,033 --> 00:39:09,032 So acrid, so deliciously nasty! 837 00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:10,799 Nobody else could do it! 838 00:39:10,866 --> 00:39:13,499 Nardo, you must come and have tea with me. 839 00:39:13,567 --> 00:39:16,265 There's the most exciting neorealist painter 840 00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:17,566 I want you to meet. 841 00:39:17,633 --> 00:39:20,066 He's a slob, darling, but he's a genius. 842 00:39:20,133 --> 00:39:22,265 Let us in on it, nardo. 843 00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:24,632 What are you going to say about the exhibition? 844 00:39:24,700 --> 00:39:26,365 Yes. 845 00:39:26,433 --> 00:39:29,532 This exhibition is going to make history. 846 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,032 That's what I'll say. 847 00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:33,532 What stanislas has achieved here 848 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:36,066 is essence rather than appearance 849 00:39:36,133 --> 00:39:39,499 by using space on light instead of light on space, 850 00:39:39,567 --> 00:39:42,265 and that, of course, is the whole mystique 851 00:39:42,333 --> 00:39:45,966 or geist, if you will, of the stanislas method. 852 00:39:46,033 --> 00:39:48,365 He's brought mysticism to painting, 853 00:39:48,433 --> 00:39:50,499 but he hasn't fallen into the trap 854 00:39:50,567 --> 00:39:52,665 of bringing painting to mysticism. 855 00:39:52,733 --> 00:39:54,632 My dear. He's a genius. 856 00:39:56,433 --> 00:39:59,932 One thinks of baudelaire and the other fin-de-siècle poets, 857 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,999 because, well, 858 00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:06,332 one just does think of baudelaire so often these days. 859 00:40:17,667 --> 00:40:20,032 I'm sorry. 860 00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:22,266 I didn't want to make a scene. 861 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,999 Seems this picture broke that young fella up. 862 00:40:29,066 --> 00:40:30,732 Don't worry about him. 863 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,032 He's a paid weeper, one of the best. 864 00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:36,999 You know this fella stanislas? 865 00:40:37,066 --> 00:40:39,932 I am stanislas. 866 00:40:43,167 --> 00:40:45,432 Seems to me that, 867 00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:48,499 you use space on light instead of light on space. 868 00:40:48,566 --> 00:40:49,932 Six of one... 869 00:40:51,933 --> 00:40:53,899 You're bringing mysticism to painting, 870 00:40:53,966 --> 00:40:56,099 but you ain't bringing painting to mysticism. 871 00:40:56,167 --> 00:40:59,465 What are you, some kind of religious nut? 872 00:41:00,633 --> 00:41:02,899 Tell me, stanislas, 873 00:41:02,966 --> 00:41:05,332 is this an asking price, or is that firm? 874 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,832 Firm. sold four already tonight. 875 00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:10,166 Of course, if you're a Texas collector, 876 00:41:10,233 --> 00:41:12,432 I might work something out on a job lot. 877 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:15,499 Afraid I can't afford a hobby like collecting. 878 00:41:15,566 --> 00:41:17,666 It's not a hobby. 879 00:41:17,733 --> 00:41:19,699 It's an investment. 880 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,365 Remember that Rembrandt 881 00:41:27,433 --> 00:41:29,332 that sold for $2 million a bit ago? 882 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,632 Yeah, I heard about it. 883 00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:32,965 You know you could have bought that once for 20 bucks? 884 00:41:33,033 --> 00:41:34,166 From whom? 885 00:41:34,233 --> 00:41:36,532 From Rembrandt when he painted it. 886 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,565 Now, my stuff goes for 500 clams, 887 00:41:39,633 --> 00:41:42,332 but it's got 1,000 % profit potential. 888 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,299 Yeah, but Rembrandt and that bunch, 889 00:41:44,366 --> 00:41:46,065 you know, they're old masters. 890 00:41:46,133 --> 00:41:47,532 They've all been bid up. 891 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,965 This new stuff, it's like wildcatting. 892 00:41:51,033 --> 00:41:54,666 It may go up, but the odds are against it. 893 00:41:54,733 --> 00:41:58,166 If I read you right, you go for wildcats. 894 00:41:58,233 --> 00:42:01,365 I always like something on the outskirts of a producer 895 00:42:01,433 --> 00:42:02,999 where nobody's brought one in... 896 00:42:03,066 --> 00:42:06,565 Not too expensive, but then, not too left-field. 897 00:42:06,633 --> 00:42:09,332 I believe I know of just such a field. 898 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,632 Now, when the collection needs a curator... 899 00:42:11,700 --> 00:42:13,032 A curator? 900 00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:14,166 A foreman. 901 00:42:14,233 --> 00:42:16,099 Someone to ride the herd and all that beauty. 902 00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:18,432 Well, I always give my associates 903 00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:20,532 a piece of the action. 904 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,599 Let me lay this on you. 905 00:42:24,267 --> 00:42:28,565 The coming field is German expressionists. 906 00:42:47,066 --> 00:42:48,632 I have the awful feeling 907 00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:50,199 that the ax is about to fall. 908 00:42:50,267 --> 00:42:51,999 "How are things going, miss Thatcher? 909 00:42:52,066 --> 00:42:54,299 We can't keep on giving you chances, now, can we?" 910 00:42:54,366 --> 00:42:55,699 Let the ax fall. 911 00:42:55,767 --> 00:42:58,299 Work uptown and be a girl again. 912 00:43:00,333 --> 00:43:03,166 How can somebody just disappear for days? 913 00:43:03,233 --> 00:43:04,465 Henry? 914 00:43:04,533 --> 00:43:05,999 Who else? 915 00:43:06,066 --> 00:43:08,532 Well, he couldn't go around in public forever. 916 00:43:10,133 --> 00:43:12,132 Answer that, would you? My hands are wet. 917 00:43:17,133 --> 00:43:19,166 Yes? 918 00:43:19,233 --> 00:43:22,065 Fine, thanks, but my head's hot. 919 00:43:22,133 --> 00:43:23,732 Hold on. 920 00:43:28,866 --> 00:43:30,532 Hello? 921 00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,166 Hello, Henry. 922 00:43:32,233 --> 00:43:33,699 I'm fine. 923 00:43:33,767 --> 00:43:35,632 No. that's all right. 924 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:38,099 I've been terribly busy, too. 925 00:43:38,167 --> 00:43:41,399 I-i tried to reach you, but you checked out. 926 00:43:41,466 --> 00:43:43,332 Henry, I never did get a chance 927 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,565 to explain to you all about widget and... 928 00:43:46,633 --> 00:43:48,699 Half an hour? 929 00:43:48,767 --> 00:43:50,632 Well, I'm really awfully busy, 930 00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:53,832 but, I guess I could make it in a half an hour. 931 00:43:53,900 --> 00:43:55,565 All right. 932 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,465 I-I've got to get in some clothes. 933 00:43:57,533 --> 00:43:59,009 Would you rinse those things out for me? 934 00:43:59,033 --> 00:43:59,965 Sure. run along. 935 00:44:00,033 --> 00:44:01,532 Does my hair look all right? 936 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,432 For a downtown girl, that's an uptown question. 937 00:44:07,066 --> 00:44:08,632 Better not look at this one. 938 00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:12,465 It's a shattering experience. Loosens your teeth. 939 00:44:12,533 --> 00:44:15,065 You know, we're sopping up the flokes, flack, 940 00:44:15,133 --> 00:44:16,232 and 'dinskys, all right. 941 00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:17,766 About to get the noldes cornered. 942 00:44:17,833 --> 00:44:19,099 How we doing on them gorkys? 943 00:44:19,167 --> 00:44:20,899 Well, if you can extend your bank credit, 944 00:44:20,966 --> 00:44:23,199 I can grab the two gorkys in the rothschild collection. 945 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,832 Now, there, there, honey. 946 00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:31,599 Don't cry. No. 947 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,699 I thought you were gone forever. 948 00:44:36,767 --> 00:44:38,299 Me and my boy stanislas, 949 00:44:38,366 --> 00:44:40,199 we've been wildcatting all over the place. 950 00:44:40,267 --> 00:44:41,599 We went to Europe on Tuesday. 951 00:44:41,667 --> 00:44:43,565 Your b... W-what are you doing here? 952 00:44:43,633 --> 00:44:45,832 Mother, you're talking to the head wrangler 953 00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:47,599 of the Henry tyroon collection. 954 00:44:47,667 --> 00:44:49,399 This is miss Cathy Madison. 955 00:44:49,466 --> 00:44:51,899 She works for the same magazine your boy Leonard works for. 956 00:44:51,966 --> 00:44:53,232 Art world? 957 00:44:53,300 --> 00:44:55,766 Such a moving collection. 958 00:44:55,833 --> 00:44:58,365 Such marvelous taste. 959 00:44:58,433 --> 00:44:59,865 That... that nolde. 960 00:44:59,933 --> 00:45:03,299 Yeah. how about this cute little yeller one right here? 961 00:45:03,366 --> 00:45:04,465 Ain't that a beauty? 962 00:45:04,533 --> 00:45:05,865 Are they real? 963 00:45:05,933 --> 00:45:07,199 They better be. 964 00:45:07,267 --> 00:45:08,332 But that one over there... 965 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:09,842 That's in the Tate gallery in London. 966 00:45:09,866 --> 00:45:11,632 Well, it was in the Tate gallery. 967 00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:13,666 We just about got this expressionist field 968 00:45:13,733 --> 00:45:15,865 - staked out? - They are real. 969 00:45:15,933 --> 00:45:19,166 Mr. tyroon, I hope you'll show them all together 970 00:45:19,233 --> 00:45:20,532 in your exhibition. 971 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,999 Your personal taste makes it all a... 972 00:45:24,066 --> 00:45:25,599 An entity. 973 00:45:25,667 --> 00:45:29,666 Henry, have you looked at anything you've bought? 974 00:45:29,733 --> 00:45:30,932 Looked? 975 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,132 My poor eyes about bugged out. 976 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,032 Now, if you could just tell me 977 00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:37,699 what you consider the key to your collection, 978 00:45:37,767 --> 00:45:39,865 I'll have plenty for my interview. 979 00:45:39,933 --> 00:45:41,199 Yes. 980 00:45:41,267 --> 00:45:44,532 Well, the, the key to my collection is, this. 981 00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,766 I immerse myself 982 00:45:47,833 --> 00:45:49,999 in whatever the painter is trying to communicate. 983 00:45:50,066 --> 00:45:52,999 This school, if I may call it such is, 984 00:45:53,066 --> 00:45:55,032 is not decorative. 985 00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:57,899 It deals with... 986 00:45:57,966 --> 00:45:59,832 Human problems. 987 00:45:59,900 --> 00:46:03,199 And... I learn from it. 988 00:46:03,267 --> 00:46:06,032 Mr. tyroon, thank you. 989 00:46:06,100 --> 00:46:08,432 You have done a beautiful thing. 990 00:46:10,267 --> 00:46:13,732 The art world owes you a debt of gratitude. 991 00:46:16,066 --> 00:46:18,432 Let me go down and help you grab a cab. 992 00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:21,166 Good day, ma'am. 993 00:46:22,866 --> 00:46:25,432 Henry, you don't love them. 994 00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:27,132 You have no right to own them. 995 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,266 Well, now, I ain't gonna hide them away. 996 00:46:29,333 --> 00:46:31,766 I've just gotten involved in a little wheelin' and dealin'. 997 00:46:31,833 --> 00:46:33,353 Doesn't anything give you any pleasure 998 00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:34,632 unless it makes money for you? 999 00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:36,880 Molly, you got me all wrong. 1000 00:46:36,915 --> 00:46:38,975 You don't go wheelin' and dealin' for money. 1001 00:46:39,010 --> 00:46:40,198 You do it for fun. 1002 00:46:40,233 --> 00:46:41,673 Money's just the way you keep score. 1003 00:46:42,667 --> 00:46:44,632 You see, I figure if there's a strike anywhere, 1004 00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:47,365 this whole field is gonna go straight up. 1005 00:46:47,433 --> 00:46:49,832 Now, anytime you feel like communicating with these fellas, 1006 00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:51,399 you just come right on up, you hear? 1007 00:46:53,433 --> 00:46:55,166 Howdy, Henry. 1008 00:46:55,233 --> 00:46:56,266 Boys. 1009 00:46:56,333 --> 00:46:57,699 Evening, miss Thatcher. 1010 00:46:57,767 --> 00:46:59,632 Evening, Jay ray, r.J., Jay ray. 1011 00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:01,499 We sure hate to bust in. 1012 00:47:01,566 --> 00:47:04,378 We ask your forgiveness. We didn't want to interrupt. 1013 00:47:04,413 --> 00:47:06,399 That's all right. You're not interrupting a thing. 1014 00:47:06,466 --> 00:47:07,832 Thank you, ma'am. 1015 00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:11,465 Now, Henry, you remember the time I let you have my crew 1016 00:47:11,533 --> 00:47:13,699 so you could meet an expiration date. 1017 00:47:13,767 --> 00:47:15,032 I sure do, j.R. 1018 00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:17,632 And remember, Henry, when we drilled all them dusters, 1019 00:47:17,700 --> 00:47:19,065 we didn't whimper. 1020 00:47:19,133 --> 00:47:20,499 I did appreciate that. 1021 00:47:20,566 --> 00:47:21,699 Well, then, Henry, 1022 00:47:21,767 --> 00:47:24,132 now, we hear you're onto something hot. 1023 00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,303 Where's the action, Henry? 1024 00:47:26,338 --> 00:47:27,599 - Canada? - Venezuela? 1025 00:47:27,667 --> 00:47:28,865 Well, now, hold on, boys. 1026 00:47:28,933 --> 00:47:31,332 You caught me out prematurely. I'm not ready yet. 1027 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,565 But, Henry, we're your buddies here. 1028 00:47:33,633 --> 00:47:36,766 Well, since I can't pay for what I bought, 1029 00:47:36,833 --> 00:47:39,965 I would be glad to extend of a little participation. 1030 00:47:40,033 --> 00:47:41,699 Henry, we hear tell 1031 00:47:41,767 --> 00:47:43,965 you're messing around with them electronics. 1032 00:47:44,033 --> 00:47:45,399 No, no, no. 1033 00:47:45,466 --> 00:47:46,399 Oil. 1034 00:47:46,466 --> 00:47:48,232 No. 1035 00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:50,432 Heaven forfend. Not this year. 1036 00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,599 Anything but oil. 1037 00:47:52,667 --> 00:47:55,032 Oil it is. 1038 00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:57,632 And it's right here... On canvas. 1039 00:47:57,700 --> 00:47:59,365 - Canvas? - canvas? 1040 00:47:59,433 --> 00:48:02,132 Henry, are you all right, son? 1041 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:05,432 You feeling a might bit peaked, son? 1042 00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:08,258 Molly, I wonder if you could get these gentlemen 1043 00:48:08,293 --> 00:48:09,923 something for their parched throats? 1044 00:48:09,958 --> 00:48:12,299 Well, just a little branch water, ma'am. 1045 00:48:14,300 --> 00:48:18,432 Boys, did you ever hear of a fella named renoir? 1046 00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,332 Of course you have. 1047 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:21,432 Once upon a time, 1048 00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:23,499 this fella renoir, he painted pictures. 1049 00:48:23,566 --> 00:48:25,666 And he couldn't sell them to save his life. 1050 00:48:25,733 --> 00:48:27,099 He gave them away for his supper. 1051 00:48:27,167 --> 00:48:28,499 Sold some for 50 cents. 1052 00:48:28,566 --> 00:48:30,432 Why? 1053 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:32,832 That's 'cause they was all kind of fuzzy. 1054 00:48:32,900 --> 00:48:34,432 And people laughed. 1055 00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:37,499 People weren't ready for fuzzy pictures. 1056 00:48:37,566 --> 00:48:41,204 Do you know what one of those fuzzy old renoirs 1057 00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:42,465 will bring today? 1058 00:48:43,174 --> 00:48:44,332 Mnh-mnh. 1059 00:48:45,671 --> 00:48:48,048 $1 million. 1060 00:48:49,575 --> 00:48:50,737 Now, I know. 1061 00:48:50,772 --> 00:48:53,504 You're gonna say that these pictures don't look fuzzy. 1062 00:48:54,245 --> 00:48:55,564 They look scratchy. 1063 00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:56,965 Well, I may be wrong, 1064 00:48:57,033 --> 00:48:59,899 but when people get ready for scratchy pictures, 1065 00:48:59,966 --> 00:49:02,632 these are gonna go up, right through the ceiling. 1066 00:49:07,700 --> 00:49:10,766 Look at the fuselage on this woman. 1067 00:49:10,833 --> 00:49:13,099 What's the acreage on this run, Henry? 1068 00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:17,166 I'd say, $60 million an acre, counting the frames. 1069 00:49:18,333 --> 00:49:20,232 What's the depletion allowance? 1070 00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:21,499 Well, I'll tell you, j.R., 1071 00:49:21,566 --> 00:49:23,766 it's not depletion, but it works out the same. 1072 00:49:23,833 --> 00:49:26,432 You buy the paintings, you give them to the museum, 1073 00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:29,166 and then you take a deduction on the appraised value, 1074 00:49:29,233 --> 00:49:30,599 which is going up. 1075 00:49:30,667 --> 00:49:32,432 I figure I can save you, 1076 00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:35,599 say, 10 cents on the dollar off income. 1077 00:49:35,667 --> 00:49:37,932 Ray Jay. 1078 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,232 Just a minute. 1079 00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:41,432 Look, ray Jay, you the art man. 1080 00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:43,899 - We could buy a little... - They look pretty good. 1081 00:49:46,667 --> 00:49:48,432 I'll go. All right. 1082 00:49:55,133 --> 00:49:57,166 Henry, we've made a decision. 1083 00:49:57,233 --> 00:50:00,166 Now, we realize that a deal like this is risky, 1084 00:50:00,233 --> 00:50:02,865 but there's a risk in all good things. 1085 00:50:02,933 --> 00:50:04,865 So we're gonna take half the kandinsky 1086 00:50:04,933 --> 00:50:07,232 and one-fourth of this pile over here... 1087 00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:10,461 If we get a one-eighth override 1088 00:50:10,496 --> 00:50:13,398 on the producers of this batch here. 1089 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,786 All right. Sounds fair. 1090 00:50:15,821 --> 00:50:17,076 You got yourself a deal. 1091 00:50:17,111 --> 00:50:20,499 Yes, sir, it's a deal, j.R., ray Jay. 1092 00:50:20,566 --> 00:50:23,032 Evening, miss Thatcher. Evening, Henry. 1093 00:50:23,425 --> 00:50:24,710 Evening boys. 1094 00:50:34,801 --> 00:50:36,835 Well, now, that wasn't hard, was it? 1095 00:50:36,870 --> 00:50:39,042 Henry, you're quite an operator. 1096 00:50:39,077 --> 00:50:40,419 In some fields. 1097 00:50:40,454 --> 00:50:42,117 In others, I don't even know where to start. 1098 00:50:42,141 --> 00:50:44,045 Well, you could start with universal widget. 1099 00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:45,870 Although maybe that's not exciting enough... 1100 00:50:45,905 --> 00:50:48,519 Not enough room for wheeling and dealing. 1101 00:50:48,554 --> 00:50:49,933 You want action? 1102 00:50:51,156 --> 00:50:52,612 Okay. 1103 00:50:53,214 --> 00:50:54,443 First thing in the morning, 1104 00:50:54,478 --> 00:50:57,120 you and I will hop in a car and run up to Massachusetts 1105 00:50:57,155 --> 00:50:59,699 and take a look at this universal widget. 1106 00:51:00,497 --> 00:51:03,883 Then you can prepare to hold on to your hat. 1107 00:51:05,866 --> 00:51:08,232 What happened to feinberg and your taxi? 1108 00:51:08,300 --> 00:51:11,166 We couldn't get the top down on that one. 1109 00:51:18,866 --> 00:51:21,599 Left is scotch and right is bourbon. 1110 00:51:26,466 --> 00:51:30,565 Left is soda, and right is branch water. 1111 00:51:30,633 --> 00:51:32,332 All I wanted was a light. 1112 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:33,865 Try that one. 1113 00:51:38,566 --> 00:51:42,332 Henry, this is not the way i light my cigarettes. 1114 00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:53,732 Excuse me. 1115 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,665 Could you tell us where the universal widget plant is? 1116 00:51:56,733 --> 00:51:59,065 Plant is right down there. 1117 00:51:59,133 --> 00:52:02,332 Burned to the ground after the war. 1118 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,232 Spring of '99. 1119 00:52:04,300 --> 00:52:06,599 Don't let on any more than you have to, Zeke. 1120 00:52:06,666 --> 00:52:08,999 Is that the only plant? You sure? 1121 00:52:09,066 --> 00:52:11,232 Only one. 1122 00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:13,532 First left, second right. 1123 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,099 Down the hill. 1124 00:52:43,933 --> 00:52:45,932 Old new england company. 1125 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,532 Strategically located. 1126 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:51,732 And it sure has lots of room for growth. 1127 00:53:03,966 --> 00:53:05,266 Come in. 1128 00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:09,832 Good afternoon, Mr. whipple. 1129 00:53:09,900 --> 00:53:11,499 Might be. Might not be. 1130 00:53:11,566 --> 00:53:12,665 My name is Henry tyroon. 1131 00:53:12,733 --> 00:53:14,599 This young lady is miss Molly Thatcher 1132 00:53:14,666 --> 00:53:17,165 from the wall street firm of bear, osgood, and whitby. 1133 00:53:17,233 --> 00:53:19,499 Women on wall street now, 1134 00:53:19,566 --> 00:53:22,199 Mr. whipple, we won't take up much of your time. 1135 00:53:22,267 --> 00:53:24,632 We... we just want to ask you a few questions. 1136 00:53:24,700 --> 00:53:26,565 Might as well ask them sitting down. 1137 00:53:32,033 --> 00:53:33,732 Mr. whipple, 1138 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,232 where did you build the new plant 1139 00:53:35,300 --> 00:53:37,165 when the north Adams street plant burned down? 1140 00:53:37,233 --> 00:53:39,199 Never did build a new plant. 1141 00:53:39,267 --> 00:53:43,399 You are the president of universal widget? 1142 00:53:43,466 --> 00:53:44,999 Says so on the door, don't it? 1143 00:53:45,066 --> 00:53:47,565 Don't think I'd paint a falsehood on my door, do you? 1144 00:53:47,633 --> 00:53:50,665 Well, then where do you make the widgets? 1145 00:53:50,733 --> 00:53:52,699 Young lady, I don't know why you're up here 1146 00:53:52,767 --> 00:53:53,932 fussing about our stock. 1147 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,465 We whipples control it anyway. 1148 00:53:55,533 --> 00:53:58,699 We haven't made a widget since 1854. 1149 00:53:58,767 --> 00:53:59,866 Any fool knows that. 1150 00:53:59,933 --> 00:54:02,065 Flying clippers went out years ago. 1151 00:54:02,133 --> 00:54:04,199 But you must make something. 1152 00:54:04,267 --> 00:54:05,532 Why? 1153 00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:07,866 Well, it seems to me, if you don't make something, 1154 00:54:07,933 --> 00:54:09,665 you got no call to stay in business. 1155 00:54:09,733 --> 00:54:11,099 I'm a busy man, 1156 00:54:11,166 --> 00:54:13,399 and I'd like this to be the last word on this subject. 1157 00:54:13,466 --> 00:54:15,165 Our company owns just two things... 1158 00:54:15,233 --> 00:54:17,699 That bog out there and some stock we bought. 1159 00:54:17,767 --> 00:54:20,366 Only thing that keeps us from dissolving the corporation 1160 00:54:20,433 --> 00:54:23,165 is my brother lemuel says we'd have to pay a tax on the stock. 1161 00:54:23,717 --> 00:54:25,290 I don't understand. 1162 00:54:25,325 --> 00:54:26,232 Well, what Mr. whipple is saying 1163 00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:28,899 is that when they went out of widget production, 1164 00:54:28,966 --> 00:54:31,399 they took whatever was left in the treasury 1165 00:54:31,466 --> 00:54:33,399 and invested it in another stock. 1166 00:54:33,466 --> 00:54:35,332 And that's where it is now. 1167 00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:36,532 That's right. 1168 00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,366 We bought American telephone and telegraph 1169 00:54:38,433 --> 00:54:39,766 just before the war. 1170 00:54:39,833 --> 00:54:40,932 Back in the '30s? 1171 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,266 The day before they sunk the lusitania. 1172 00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:47,866 You bought at&t in 1915? 1173 00:54:47,933 --> 00:54:50,165 You have a fortune in hidden assets! 1174 00:54:50,233 --> 00:54:52,799 Young lady, don't you fuss with our stock. 1175 00:54:52,867 --> 00:54:55,432 It's selling now just about the way it ought to. 1176 00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:57,599 You'd better go on home and get yourself a husband. 1177 00:54:57,666 --> 00:54:58,832 And a cookbook. 1178 00:55:17,633 --> 00:55:19,499 Does my face look puffy? 1179 00:55:19,567 --> 00:55:22,999 I'm a gentleman, and I refuse to answer that question. 1180 00:55:23,067 --> 00:55:24,632 I'm sorry I burst out like that. 1181 00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:26,132 I haven't done that in years. 1182 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,566 You weren't crying over a little old burned-out factory, 1183 00:55:28,633 --> 00:55:29,732 now, were you? 1184 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,632 No. it's the whole situation. 1185 00:55:31,700 --> 00:55:33,132 I mean, if I can't put widget over, 1186 00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:34,832 then it's gonna make it that much harder 1187 00:55:34,900 --> 00:55:36,299 for every girl on wall street, 1188 00:55:36,366 --> 00:55:38,399 and they're depending on me. 1189 00:55:38,466 --> 00:55:40,265 Anyway, this is a wild-goose chase, 1190 00:55:40,333 --> 00:55:41,599 and my boss knows it. 1191 00:55:41,667 --> 00:55:44,399 Well, there's nothing wrong with a wild-goose chase, 1192 00:55:44,466 --> 00:55:46,132 provided you catch the geese. 1193 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,999 Anyway, how can I sell widget stock? 1194 00:55:48,067 --> 00:55:49,765 I mean, anybody in his right mind 1195 00:55:49,833 --> 00:55:52,299 would go and buy at&t direct from his broker. 1196 00:55:54,433 --> 00:55:56,599 Well, I guess there's nothing for me to do 1197 00:55:56,667 --> 00:55:58,166 but go back to Philadelphia 1198 00:55:58,233 --> 00:56:00,899 and push little monsters around in supermarket carts. 1199 00:56:00,966 --> 00:56:02,899 You really want to stay out of Philadelphia? 1200 00:56:02,966 --> 00:56:04,132 Excuse me. 1201 00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,099 All right. I'll make you a deal. 1202 00:56:06,167 --> 00:56:09,365 This steak is all pink inside. 1203 00:56:09,433 --> 00:56:10,765 Yes, sir. 1204 00:56:10,833 --> 00:56:12,765 Yeah, I wonder if you'd take it back to cooky 1205 00:56:12,833 --> 00:56:14,965 and tell him to burn it for me, please. 1206 00:56:15,033 --> 00:56:16,532 - Yes, sir. - Thank you. 1207 00:56:19,667 --> 00:56:22,132 Don't wait for me. Turkey will get cold. 1208 00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:23,599 Now, about that deal. 1209 00:56:23,667 --> 00:56:24,667 What about it? 1210 00:56:24,733 --> 00:56:26,832 All right. Here are the terms. 1211 00:56:26,900 --> 00:56:29,632 If I help you put over this stock deal, 1212 00:56:29,700 --> 00:56:31,999 you come down to Texas with me as my assistant 1213 00:56:32,067 --> 00:56:32,999 for six months. 1214 00:56:33,067 --> 00:56:36,332 If I don't help you, no deal. 1215 00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:37,832 Me in Texas? 1216 00:56:37,900 --> 00:56:39,666 There's plenty of room. 1217 00:56:40,766 --> 00:56:42,299 Henry, you're an operator, 1218 00:56:42,366 --> 00:56:44,399 but do you know anything about the stock market? 1219 00:56:44,466 --> 00:56:47,732 I know the stock market is money and emotion. 1220 00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:51,599 There's... hope when you start out, 1221 00:56:51,667 --> 00:56:54,468 greed on the way up, and fear on the way down. 1222 00:56:54,469 --> 00:56:57,300 I know that the stock market is people, 1223 00:56:57,335 --> 00:56:59,299 and if there's anything you can't sell people, 1224 00:56:59,366 --> 00:57:01,132 I have yet to find out what it is. 1225 00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,632 These people need a reason to buy. 1226 00:57:03,700 --> 00:57:06,465 The beauty of it is, the reason doesn't have to make sense. 1227 00:57:06,533 --> 00:57:09,899 You're not thinking of anything illegal, are you? 1228 00:57:09,966 --> 00:57:11,899 I'm never illegal. 1229 00:57:11,966 --> 00:57:15,999 I'm just close to it. 1230 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,132 Texas. 1231 00:57:20,533 --> 00:57:22,166 Philadelphia. 1232 00:57:24,333 --> 00:57:26,399 Mr. tyroon, you've got yourself a deal. 1233 00:57:26,466 --> 00:57:27,532 All right. 1234 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,532 First off, we go see whipple in the morning. 1235 00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,399 Now, wait a minute there. 1236 00:57:32,466 --> 00:57:34,565 Staying overnight is not part of the deal. 1237 00:57:34,633 --> 00:57:36,965 Well, we've got to take advantage while we're here. 1238 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:39,732 Advantage of whom? 1239 00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:41,666 Circumstances, that's all. 1240 00:57:41,733 --> 00:57:46,432 Henry, I may not be the driven-snow type, 1241 00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:49,399 but I don't go in for one-night stands. 1242 00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:51,666 I never thought you did, Molly. 1243 00:57:51,733 --> 00:57:53,365 Separate rooms okay? 1244 00:57:53,433 --> 00:57:55,065 Separate floors if you like. 1245 00:57:55,133 --> 00:57:58,099 I really do have to check something in the morning. 1246 00:57:58,167 --> 00:58:02,299 We may have an extra asset in that widget weed patch. 1247 00:58:03,966 --> 00:58:05,299 Separate floors. 1248 00:58:05,366 --> 00:58:07,399 Okay. 1249 00:58:28,100 --> 00:58:30,065 My compliments to the chef. 1250 00:58:39,433 --> 00:58:42,632 Henry, why don't you buy a couple of new england mountains 1251 00:58:42,700 --> 00:58:44,432 and send them down to Texas? 1252 00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:48,266 Well, now, I'd purely like to do that. 1253 00:58:48,333 --> 00:58:51,132 But I just don't think I could swing it. 1254 00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:52,299 You don't mean to say 1255 00:58:52,366 --> 00:58:54,632 you finally discovered something you can't buy. 1256 00:58:54,700 --> 00:58:56,932 No, I could buy the mountains, all right. 1257 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,766 The problem is moving them. 1258 00:59:03,233 --> 00:59:05,699 My face still puffy? 1259 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,965 It's still puffed a little right here. 1260 00:59:10,033 --> 00:59:12,132 And it's a little swollen right here, 1261 00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:14,065 and it... It's all messed up here, 1262 00:59:14,133 --> 00:59:15,332 and... 1263 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,532 It's still about the prettiest face I ever did see. 1264 00:59:20,700 --> 00:59:22,799 You know something? 1265 00:59:22,866 --> 00:59:25,799 When I first met you, I didn't believe you were for real. 1266 00:59:25,866 --> 00:59:30,599 I mean, the Texas accent and the hat and those boots. 1267 00:59:30,667 --> 00:59:33,332 Well, it was all a little too much. 1268 00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:34,832 Well, supposing when I met you 1269 00:59:34,900 --> 00:59:37,032 that I was wearing one of them wall street suits 1270 00:59:37,100 --> 00:59:41,565 and a short-brimmed hat and I'd said... 1271 00:59:41,633 --> 00:59:44,166 "I find it hard to be happy 1272 00:59:44,233 --> 00:59:45,632 now that I've left Harvard." 1273 00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:48,532 Would I have been any more real? 1274 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,232 Well, maybe just a little bit. 1275 00:59:52,366 --> 00:59:57,632 Real is what you're used to or what you get used to. 1276 00:59:57,700 --> 01:00:00,465 The boots and the hat and the Texas accent 1277 01:00:00,533 --> 01:00:03,032 are just trimmings, that's all. 1278 01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:05,799 They don't really have an awful lot to do with me. 1279 01:00:05,866 --> 01:00:10,632 Well, you're real to me now, trimmings and all. 1280 01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:17,332 And I think it's time we go back to the hotel. 1281 01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:18,432 Yeah. 1282 01:00:37,966 --> 01:00:39,365 Henry? 1283 01:00:41,566 --> 01:00:44,532 Nothing, just... Henry. 1284 01:01:03,066 --> 01:01:06,132 Hey, you made me all kind of wide awake. 1285 01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:07,699 Want to join me for a nightcap? 1286 01:01:07,767 --> 01:01:09,465 No, thanks, Henry. I'm kind of tired. 1287 01:01:09,533 --> 01:01:10,832 All right. 1288 01:01:10,900 --> 01:01:13,099 You call me the minute you wake up. 1289 01:01:13,167 --> 01:01:15,332 I'm on the second floor, room 23. 1290 01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,432 Okay. if you wake up first, you call me. 1291 01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:18,899 I'm in, 32. 1292 01:01:18,966 --> 01:01:20,666 All right. See you at breakfast? 1293 01:01:20,733 --> 01:01:22,132 Okay. 1294 01:01:29,700 --> 01:01:31,332 - Good night. - Good night. 1295 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,232 Thank you, sir. 1296 01:01:41,333 --> 01:01:42,932 Mr. tyroon? 1297 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,599 The party in 23 called up 1298 01:01:44,667 --> 01:01:46,832 to say they ain't checking out. 1299 01:01:46,900 --> 01:01:50,666 But there's another vacancy in room 31. 1300 01:01:50,733 --> 01:01:52,166 31? 1301 01:01:52,233 --> 01:01:54,199 That's right next to 32. 1302 01:01:54,267 --> 01:01:56,432 You share a bath. 1303 01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:58,565 Is that the only other room you got? 1304 01:01:58,633 --> 01:02:01,365 We ain't got another vacancy in the hotel. 1305 01:02:04,033 --> 01:02:06,732 Tough luck, Mr. tyroon. 1306 01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:08,965 Yeah. 1307 01:02:25,533 --> 01:02:27,699 I, asked for another room, but... 1308 01:02:27,767 --> 01:02:30,699 But they didn't have any standard models left. 1309 01:02:30,767 --> 01:02:32,432 Party in 23 didn't check out. 1310 01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:34,465 This was the only room I could get. 1311 01:02:34,533 --> 01:02:36,532 And the automobile with the scotch and the bourbon 1312 01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:37,899 and the new "tuck me in" look, 1313 01:02:37,966 --> 01:02:39,899 that was the only thing you could get, too? 1314 01:02:39,966 --> 01:02:41,666 I didn't think you'd believe me. 1315 01:02:41,733 --> 01:02:44,065 I don't. And the warm-up on the mountaintop... 1316 01:02:44,133 --> 01:02:46,065 There's nothing wrong with your timing, is there? 1317 01:02:46,133 --> 01:02:47,399 I cross my heart, Molly. 1318 01:02:47,466 --> 01:02:49,599 And the nightcap that was supposed to set me up. 1319 01:02:49,667 --> 01:02:51,732 What did you have in mind... A-a triple bourbon? 1320 01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:53,132 I swear to you, Molly, I... 1321 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,532 Now, look, Clyde. I told you... No one-night stands. 1322 01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:57,099 Now, as far as I'm concerned, 1323 01:02:57,167 --> 01:02:58,865 rooms 31 and 32 are just one room, 1324 01:02:58,933 --> 01:03:00,532 and they have just one tenant. 1325 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,199 You? 1326 01:03:10,233 --> 01:03:11,999 Henry? 1327 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,966 Henry, you all right? 1328 01:03:17,933 --> 01:03:19,365 Yeah, I'm all right. 1329 01:03:19,433 --> 01:03:21,732 We're still partners, aren't we? 1330 01:03:22,866 --> 01:03:24,399 We're still partners. 1331 01:03:25,467 --> 01:03:27,066 Good night, partner. 1332 01:03:27,133 --> 01:03:29,199 Good night. 1333 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:43,232 Hello. operator? 1334 01:03:43,300 --> 01:03:45,665 Yeah, could you get me midland, Texas, 1335 01:03:45,733 --> 01:03:48,632 excelsior 3-6-2-2-1, please? 1336 01:03:48,700 --> 01:03:52,765 My number is w-1-h-k-k. 1337 01:03:57,733 --> 01:03:59,566 Hello, Patricia. How are you? 1338 01:03:59,633 --> 01:04:01,865 Say, pat, could you get me Bo bluedog 1339 01:04:01,933 --> 01:04:03,299 on the other radio phone 1340 01:04:03,366 --> 01:04:06,532 and have him call me at w-1-h-k-k? 1341 01:04:08,633 --> 01:04:10,932 Connecticut, I'd say, heading south. 1342 01:04:12,133 --> 01:04:13,765 All right. Thank you, pat. 1343 01:04:13,833 --> 01:04:16,299 Henry tyroon's office. 1344 01:04:16,366 --> 01:04:18,665 Yes, he is. 1345 01:04:18,733 --> 01:04:19,765 Just one moment. 1346 01:04:19,833 --> 01:04:21,732 It's somebody called Billy Joe. 1347 01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:22,732 Thank you. 1348 01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:25,466 Hi, Billy Joe. How are you? 1349 01:04:25,533 --> 01:04:27,432 Yeah, yeah. 1350 01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:30,599 Billy Joe, I told you I'd have the money on schedule. 1351 01:04:30,666 --> 01:04:33,199 I figure to swing a big piece of change on a restaurant. 1352 01:04:33,266 --> 01:04:36,832 Yeah, and I also got a piece of the action with some painters. 1353 01:04:36,900 --> 01:04:39,665 You heard me right. Painters. 1354 01:04:39,733 --> 01:04:42,032 Well, I haven't got the whole $1.2 million, 1355 01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:43,332 but I'm moving, Billy Joe. 1356 01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:44,400 I'll get it somehow. 1357 01:04:44,433 --> 01:04:45,799 You just relax and have Bo call me 1358 01:04:45,866 --> 01:04:47,809 when he gets back from his coffee break, you hear? 1359 01:04:47,833 --> 01:04:49,699 Thank you, Billy. 1360 01:04:51,833 --> 01:04:53,966 I had a talk with Thaddeus whipple this morning. 1361 01:04:54,033 --> 01:04:56,365 I want Bo bluedog to get his drilling crew together. 1362 01:04:56,433 --> 01:04:59,832 Don't be so mysterious, Henry. We're partners, remember? 1363 01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:01,165 You know that little weed patch 1364 01:05:01,233 --> 01:05:03,032 where the factory burned down? 1365 01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:07,232 Well, I made a deal with widget for the subsoil rights. 1366 01:05:07,300 --> 01:05:08,399 The drilling rights? 1367 01:05:08,467 --> 01:05:10,332 You mean to say you think there's oil 1368 01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:11,566 there in Massachusetts? 1369 01:05:13,266 --> 01:05:14,532 Henry tyroon's office. 1370 01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:16,832 Just one moment. I'll see if he's in. 1371 01:05:16,900 --> 01:05:18,732 Are you in? It's for you. 1372 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:20,099 Hello? 1373 01:05:20,166 --> 01:05:21,765 Hi, Jack. How are you? 1374 01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:22,966 Jack? not Bo? 1375 01:05:23,033 --> 01:05:25,399 It's Jack Graham. He heard I was at this number. 1376 01:05:25,467 --> 01:05:26,799 Just a sociable call. 1377 01:05:26,866 --> 01:05:28,932 What's that, Jack? 1378 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,999 Well, it's kind of partly cloudy. 1379 01:05:31,067 --> 01:05:33,632 It's a nice day, though. Nice day yesterday, too. 1380 01:05:33,700 --> 01:05:35,699 How is it down there, hot and dry? 1381 01:05:35,766 --> 01:05:37,765 Jack says it's hot and dry down in Texas. 1382 01:05:37,833 --> 01:05:39,932 That's a load off my mind. 1383 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,599 Henry tyroon's office. 1384 01:05:41,666 --> 01:05:43,832 Yes, he is, but he's busy on the other line just now. 1385 01:05:43,900 --> 01:05:45,932 Will you hold, or shall i have him call you back? 1386 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,476 Well, that's right nice of you, Jack. 1387 01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:49,076 Jack's flying some people to sun valley. 1388 01:05:49,100 --> 01:05:50,609 Wants to know if we want to go skiing. 1389 01:05:50,633 --> 01:05:51,633 It's for you. 1390 01:05:51,666 --> 01:05:53,732 Hey, Jack, I got another call. 1391 01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:56,265 I guess we'll have to pass this time. 1392 01:05:56,333 --> 01:05:58,066 Righto. thank you, Jack. 1393 01:05:58,133 --> 01:05:59,765 Hello? 1394 01:05:59,833 --> 01:06:03,299 Hi, Bo! How are you? 1395 01:06:03,366 --> 01:06:05,632 Well, it's kind of partly cloudy, but it's a nice day. 1396 01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:07,076 I hear it's hot and dry down there. 1397 01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:09,932 Terrific weather report. Costs only $300 an hour. 1398 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,332 Bo, got a little project for you. 1399 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:15,232 Yep. whippleton, Massachusetts. 1400 01:06:15,300 --> 01:06:18,132 No, I'm not kidding. The universal widget site. 1401 01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:21,199 We'll drill right through the rock to the eosine. 1402 01:06:21,266 --> 01:06:23,532 Let me know when you get there, Bo. 1403 01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:25,732 Bo, skip the questions. I got a reason. 1404 01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:28,099 You just call me when you get to the hotel. 1405 01:06:28,166 --> 01:06:29,432 Righto. 1406 01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:32,732 Now, what makes you think that there's any oil 1407 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:34,466 within 1,000 miles of Massachusetts? 1408 01:06:34,533 --> 01:06:36,532 Molly, you got a little old company 1409 01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:38,999 that's got a little old weedy piece of land. 1410 01:06:39,067 --> 01:06:40,532 It never hurts the stock in it 1411 01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:42,665 to set up a drilling rig and drill for oil. 1412 01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:47,466 Hello? 1413 01:06:47,533 --> 01:06:51,299 No, this is w-1-h-k-k. 1414 01:06:51,366 --> 01:06:52,932 Yeah. 1415 01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,865 You better hurry if you're gonna get downtown 1416 01:06:59,933 --> 01:07:01,799 before the stock market closes. 1417 01:07:01,866 --> 01:07:03,799 You can have a hairdo or a ride in a convertible, 1418 01:07:03,866 --> 01:07:05,566 but you can't have both. 1419 01:07:05,633 --> 01:07:07,232 Come in! Door's open! 1420 01:07:07,300 --> 01:07:09,532 Afternoon, ma'am. Howdy, Henry. 1421 01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:10,532 We just got in. 1422 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:11,765 Hi, Jay ray, ray Jay, j.R. 1423 01:07:11,833 --> 01:07:14,999 Henry, they really got oil in Massachusetts? 1424 01:07:15,067 --> 01:07:16,566 Well... 1425 01:07:16,633 --> 01:07:19,865 A man can't even use a radio phone anymore. 1426 01:07:19,933 --> 01:07:22,032 You gonna be able to drill through that hard rock 1427 01:07:22,100 --> 01:07:23,265 to the eosine, son? 1428 01:07:23,333 --> 01:07:25,499 What's that Massachusetts action, Henry? 1429 01:07:25,567 --> 01:07:27,132 Now, you boys are a wee bit early. 1430 01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:28,665 This is an investment situation. 1431 01:07:28,733 --> 01:07:30,066 I'll keep you informed. 1432 01:07:30,133 --> 01:07:31,453 Henry, couldn't I sell them some? 1433 01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:32,999 I'll take an eighth, whatever it is. 1434 01:07:33,067 --> 01:07:34,532 Wait a minute. I'll take an eighth. 1435 01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:36,043 Take an eighth of your eighth, ray Jay. 1436 01:07:36,067 --> 01:07:38,109 For the eighth of the eighth, I'll tell you what I'll do... 1437 01:07:38,133 --> 01:07:40,332 Give you a rig I got stacked and throw in a helicopter. 1438 01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:41,665 I don't need no rig. 1439 01:07:41,733 --> 01:07:43,376 I'll swap you two of my expressionist pictures. 1440 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:46,399 Raise you an expressionist and throw in another helicopter. 1441 01:07:46,467 --> 01:07:47,976 Well, now, sir, I'll just see your raise, 1442 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,332 and I'll raise you two more of my expressionist pictures. 1443 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:52,365 Now, hold on, boys. 1444 01:07:52,433 --> 01:07:54,032 There's nothing to sell yet. 1445 01:07:54,100 --> 01:07:56,300 Well, Henry, if we're early, don't you forget one thing. 1446 01:07:56,366 --> 01:07:57,466 We still buddies. 1447 01:07:57,533 --> 01:07:59,432 - You better believe it. - Yeah. 1448 01:07:59,500 --> 01:08:00,865 I don't understand. 1449 01:08:00,933 --> 01:08:03,076 How can you buy something when you don't even know what it is? 1450 01:08:03,100 --> 01:08:07,199 Well, you see, ma'am, Henry here is a real Wheeler dealer. 1451 01:08:07,266 --> 01:08:09,032 And a Wheeler dealer is somebody 1452 01:08:09,100 --> 01:08:12,665 that loves to find places for money to go. 1453 01:08:12,733 --> 01:08:15,099 It's like hitching onto a star. 1454 01:08:15,166 --> 01:08:19,365 You may zoom up to the skies on a mighty pretty ride. 1455 01:08:19,433 --> 01:08:21,232 And if the star falls? 1456 01:08:21,300 --> 01:08:23,899 Well, then I find some way for the government 1457 01:08:23,967 --> 01:08:26,099 to take three-quarters of the loss. 1458 01:08:26,166 --> 01:08:28,032 You see, miss Thatcher, 1459 01:08:28,100 --> 01:08:30,365 that's the Mark of a real Wheeler dealer. 1460 01:08:30,433 --> 01:08:31,932 Yeah. 1461 01:08:48,933 --> 01:08:49,933 Investors! 1462 01:08:49,967 --> 01:08:51,532 That street is full of investors! 1463 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:56,032 Stop it, vanson. 1464 01:08:56,100 --> 01:08:58,665 Look at them down there, boss. 1465 01:08:58,733 --> 01:09:01,265 Money, money, money... That's all they want. 1466 01:09:01,333 --> 01:09:02,599 Relax, vanson. 1467 01:09:02,666 --> 01:09:03,765 Relax? how can I relax? 1468 01:09:03,833 --> 01:09:04,833 I double-checked 1469 01:09:04,900 --> 01:09:06,832 the consolidated silicon stock transfer. 1470 01:09:06,900 --> 01:09:09,466 It's all perfectly legal, boss. The company's in the clear. 1471 01:09:09,533 --> 01:09:11,099 Be patient. 1472 01:09:11,166 --> 01:09:13,765 Something outrageous is bound to come along. 1473 01:09:13,833 --> 01:09:15,665 We haven't had a really good victim 1474 01:09:15,733 --> 01:09:17,699 since we smashed zircon aviation products. 1475 01:09:19,366 --> 01:09:22,966 Too bad you weren't around for the crash of '29. 1476 01:09:23,033 --> 01:09:24,332 It was heaven. 1477 01:09:26,533 --> 01:09:28,632 Yeah. yeah. 1478 01:09:28,700 --> 01:09:32,032 I've got lots of statistics, like labor supply 1479 01:09:32,100 --> 01:09:33,699 and power consumption in the area 1480 01:09:33,766 --> 01:09:35,365 and things like that. 1481 01:09:35,433 --> 01:09:36,966 That won't do it, sweetheart. 1482 01:09:37,033 --> 01:09:39,865 We need romance... Waves of the future, 1483 01:09:39,933 --> 01:09:41,832 ribbons of concrete across the land, 1484 01:09:41,900 --> 01:09:43,932 the country growing, growing, growing. 1485 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,899 We got to build a bandwagon for these people to jump on. 1486 01:09:46,967 --> 01:09:48,765 I sure hope you like garlic. 1487 01:09:48,833 --> 01:09:51,899 We have got to figure, who are the big investors today? 1488 01:09:51,967 --> 01:09:54,665 Not the morgans and the rockefellers anymore. 1489 01:09:54,733 --> 01:09:58,099 No, it's the pension funds and union funds and mutual funds. 1490 01:09:58,166 --> 01:10:00,999 Right. now, you take one of these mutual-fund fellas. 1491 01:10:01,067 --> 01:10:04,599 Mailman brings him $20 million every day to invest. 1492 01:10:04,666 --> 01:10:06,966 He can't go speculating on no wildcats. 1493 01:10:07,033 --> 01:10:08,932 No, he got to play it cautious. 1494 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:10,265 He has got to invest 1495 01:10:10,333 --> 01:10:12,699 just like all the other managers do. 1496 01:10:12,766 --> 01:10:15,865 Now, we've got to convince each one of them 1497 01:10:15,933 --> 01:10:18,466 that the other is buying widget. 1498 01:10:20,733 --> 01:10:21,999 What are you laughing at? 1499 01:10:22,067 --> 01:10:24,432 Your socks. I never saw those before. 1500 01:10:24,500 --> 01:10:26,099 What's the matter with my socks? 1501 01:10:26,166 --> 01:10:29,165 Well... you look like a bunny. 1502 01:10:29,233 --> 01:10:31,332 I look like a bunny? 1503 01:10:32,467 --> 01:10:34,232 I can just see you as a little boy. 1504 01:10:34,300 --> 01:10:35,532 Little tiny Wheeler dealer 1505 01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:37,999 trading a red wagon for a bicycle. 1506 01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:39,665 And you look so much like a bunny, 1507 01:10:39,733 --> 01:10:41,199 nobody could get mad. 1508 01:10:45,567 --> 01:10:48,399 It's time for bunny's evening nibble. 1509 01:10:53,266 --> 01:10:55,432 Scallopini's burning. 1510 01:11:01,933 --> 01:11:05,265 I appreciate the job you boys did publicizing my restaurant. 1511 01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:07,265 - It was great. - Great! 1512 01:11:07,333 --> 01:11:08,399 Did he say great? 1513 01:11:08,467 --> 01:11:10,267 Listen to him, buster. He calls it only great. 1514 01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:11,865 Only great, Mr. tyroon? 1515 01:11:11,933 --> 01:11:13,499 The job we did was only magnificent! 1516 01:11:13,567 --> 01:11:15,165 - Only stupendous! - Only fabulous! 1517 01:11:15,233 --> 01:11:16,742 That's all it wa... Get the book. Get the book. 1518 01:11:16,766 --> 01:11:18,376 You'll read the book. You'll look in the book. 1519 01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,066 You'll see. 1520 01:11:20,133 --> 01:11:22,566 Look. every page has got a plug for Chez-Henri. 1521 01:11:22,633 --> 01:11:24,765 Okay, okay. I agree. 1522 01:11:24,833 --> 01:11:27,799 Now I've got something else for you to take on. 1523 01:11:27,866 --> 01:11:30,032 You name it, we'll make it a household word. 1524 01:11:30,100 --> 01:11:31,865 Universal widget. 1525 01:11:33,133 --> 01:11:35,165 It's a little stock nobody ever heard of. 1526 01:11:35,233 --> 01:11:36,332 Widget. 1527 01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:38,199 Widget. 1528 01:11:38,266 --> 01:11:40,066 Widget. widget. 1529 01:11:40,133 --> 01:11:41,566 Widget. 1530 01:11:41,633 --> 01:11:43,199 - Widget. - widget. 1531 01:11:43,266 --> 01:11:44,999 Widget. 1532 01:11:45,067 --> 01:11:46,165 Wid-get. 1533 01:11:46,233 --> 01:11:48,899 Widget. 1534 01:11:48,967 --> 01:11:51,199 I can hear it now, buster. It starts as a whisper. 1535 01:11:51,266 --> 01:11:52,932 Then it rises to a murmur. 1536 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:55,066 Until it becomes a triumphant shout 1537 01:11:55,133 --> 01:11:56,932 in the throats of all America! 1538 01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:01,265 What's a widget? 1539 01:12:01,333 --> 01:12:04,632 The company has something to do with communications. 1540 01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:05,966 Don't... don't tell us more. 1541 01:12:06,033 --> 01:12:08,399 We don't believe in overresearching a product. 1542 01:12:08,467 --> 01:12:10,999 Boys, there are laws about this sort of thing. 1543 01:12:11,067 --> 01:12:12,632 Now, I want a first-class job. 1544 01:12:12,700 --> 01:12:15,665 I want it restrained, dignified, but hard-hitting. 1545 01:12:15,733 --> 01:12:17,032 Say no more. 1546 01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:19,299 There are differences between this campaign and the... 1547 01:12:19,366 --> 01:12:21,799 Hold it. Hold it, Mr. tyroon. Buddy's thinking. 1548 01:12:24,433 --> 01:12:26,865 I got it! I got it! I go... 1549 01:12:26,933 --> 01:12:29,932 We launch a campaign to give America the lead 1550 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,099 in international widgetry! 1551 01:12:34,500 --> 01:12:37,066 You've got to give me time, Mr. bear. 1552 01:12:37,133 --> 01:12:40,032 Now, in a week, I guarantee you action, or I'll resign. 1553 01:12:40,100 --> 01:12:42,509 But, miss Thatcher, this thing keeps dragging on and on and on. 1554 01:12:42,533 --> 01:12:43,765 Now, look, Mr. bear. 1555 01:12:43,833 --> 01:12:45,913 You promised me a month, and that month isn't up yet. 1556 01:12:45,967 --> 01:12:47,732 Now, is your word worth anything or isn't it? 1557 01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:49,232 Well, it varies. 1558 01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:50,432 It... 1559 01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:55,165 Molly Thatcher? 1560 01:12:56,433 --> 01:12:58,232 Thank you. 1561 01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:04,132 Thank you, miss Thatcher. 1562 01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:06,432 Maybe I did say one month, but that was... 1563 01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:08,299 Now, look. Look at this. 1564 01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:12,299 Texas mutual cooperative funds. 1565 01:13:12,366 --> 01:13:14,599 Right, and it's a very sizable investment in widget. 1566 01:13:14,666 --> 01:13:16,306 Now I've got the mutual funds interested, 1567 01:13:16,333 --> 01:13:17,599 and this is just the beginning. 1568 01:13:17,666 --> 01:13:19,299 Miss Thatcher, I owe you an apology. 1569 01:13:19,366 --> 01:13:21,999 Take a week, take a month... Take all the time that you like. 1570 01:13:22,067 --> 01:13:24,365 From the very first day that you set foot in this office, 1571 01:13:24,433 --> 01:13:27,399 I said to myself, "that boy is going places!" 1572 01:13:30,833 --> 01:13:32,899 Sure, sweetheart. 1573 01:13:32,966 --> 01:13:34,065 You did? 1574 01:13:34,133 --> 01:13:36,065 Well, now, that's what I call real wonderful. 1575 01:13:36,133 --> 01:13:39,099 But how did a Texas mutual-fund outfit ever get wind of it? 1576 01:13:39,166 --> 01:13:42,766 Well, ray Jay and Jay ray and j.R. Wanted participation, 1577 01:13:42,833 --> 01:13:45,732 but I wanted them to participate my way. 1578 01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:47,799 You see, the three of them are 1579 01:13:47,867 --> 01:13:50,132 the Texas mutual cooperative fund. 1580 01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:53,399 They act more like speculators than mutual-fund operators. 1581 01:13:53,466 --> 01:13:55,799 No, no, sweetheart. 1582 01:13:55,867 --> 01:13:58,332 They're not a mutual-funds company. 1583 01:13:58,400 --> 01:13:59,665 It's a cattle syndicate. 1584 01:13:59,733 --> 01:14:02,065 I might have known there'd be a catch someplace. 1585 01:14:02,133 --> 01:14:03,799 Why are you so disappointed? 1586 01:14:03,867 --> 01:14:05,965 Sounds like a mutual fund, doesn't it? 1587 01:14:09,966 --> 01:14:11,365 See where Texas mutual 1588 01:14:11,433 --> 01:14:13,765 is adding universal widget to their portfolio. 1589 01:14:13,833 --> 01:14:16,432 It's good to see an interest in widget. 1590 01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:17,999 And high time. 1591 01:14:18,067 --> 01:14:19,232 If we don't watch out, 1592 01:14:19,300 --> 01:14:21,965 the Soviet union will outproduce us in widgets. 1593 01:14:23,633 --> 01:14:25,566 You won't be the first man in this town 1594 01:14:25,633 --> 01:14:26,799 who turned down a good thing 1595 01:14:26,866 --> 01:14:28,765 because a woman brought it to his attention, 1596 01:14:28,833 --> 01:14:30,632 but when Texas mutual cooperative fund 1597 01:14:30,700 --> 01:14:33,265 moves on an issue, it's time you took a look for yourself. 1598 01:14:33,333 --> 01:14:35,265 Look. 1599 01:14:35,333 --> 01:14:37,432 It's only about 7/8 of an inch long. 1600 01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:40,232 The production of widgets is a masterpiece of tooling. 1601 01:14:40,300 --> 01:14:43,199 Any widget with a tolerance of more than 1/10,000 of an inch 1602 01:14:43,266 --> 01:14:44,932 is rejected. 1603 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,132 Man 1604 01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:48,765 to transistorized communications. 1605 01:14:48,833 --> 01:14:50,465 Exactly. 1606 01:14:59,166 --> 01:15:02,699 Ain't no oil in Massachusetts. 1607 01:15:02,766 --> 01:15:05,265 I won't say there is, 1608 01:15:05,333 --> 01:15:07,932 and I won't say there ain't. 1609 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,999 We made Wendell's column this morning. 1610 01:15:10,066 --> 01:15:10,999 Listen to this. 1611 01:15:11,066 --> 01:15:12,699 "Did the secretary of defense 1612 01:15:12,766 --> 01:15:15,032 "make a secret trip to new england yesterday 1613 01:15:15,100 --> 01:15:19,032 for a quickie inspection of universal widget?" 1614 01:15:19,100 --> 01:15:20,699 Not bad. Not bad at all. 1615 01:15:20,766 --> 01:15:22,499 Yeah, but we've got to ask more questions. 1616 01:15:22,566 --> 01:15:25,332 That's right. Questions are very important, Mr. tyroon. 1617 01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:27,932 You ask any question, and the public answers yes. 1618 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,899 You mean like, "is universal widget stepping up production" 1619 01:15:30,967 --> 01:15:32,832 "to meet the demands of radio star, 1620 01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:34,332 the new communications satellite?" 1621 01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:35,665 Buster, he's giving off sparks. 1622 01:15:35,733 --> 01:15:37,532 Not bad. Not bad. 1623 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:40,632 "Is Texas mutual funds pulling out of rails 1624 01:15:40,700 --> 01:15:43,065 "to concentrate on communications issues 1625 01:15:43,133 --> 01:15:44,765 such as universal widget?" 1626 01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:45,932 He effervesces! 1627 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,132 He bubbles! 1628 01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:49,632 "Are union leaders worried 1629 01:15:49,700 --> 01:15:53,532 as automation steps up widget production overnight?" 1630 01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:55,932 Every word is mother's milk. 1631 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:58,899 Gentlemen, you're great. You have done it again. 1632 01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:13,332 My office cabled yesterday. 1633 01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:15,132 There's a hot rumor going around... 1634 01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:17,665 A merger between rca and universal widget. 1635 01:16:17,733 --> 01:16:19,799 Where there's smoke, there's fire. 1636 01:16:32,833 --> 01:16:34,565 Honey, we've got it. 1637 01:16:34,633 --> 01:16:36,165 What? what? What? What do we have? 1638 01:16:36,233 --> 01:16:37,233 Here it is. 1639 01:16:37,300 --> 01:16:38,565 This is the latest issue 1640 01:16:38,633 --> 01:16:40,332 of modern techniques and communications. 1641 01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:43,299 It's the technical journal of the communications industry. 1642 01:16:43,367 --> 01:16:44,399 Now, listen to this. 1643 01:16:44,467 --> 01:16:46,432 "The manufacturers of radio star, 1644 01:16:46,500 --> 01:16:48,532 "the new communications satellite, 1645 01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:51,132 "have stated that they need all the widgets 1646 01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:52,499 "they can possibly round up, 1647 01:16:52,566 --> 01:16:54,132 "because they consider them essential 1648 01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:55,332 to efficient production." 1649 01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:57,665 Then there really are widgets. They really use them? 1650 01:16:57,733 --> 01:16:59,265 Any fool knows 1651 01:16:59,333 --> 01:17:01,366 that widgets went out with flying clippers. 1652 01:17:01,433 --> 01:17:04,399 Well, then that paragraph doesn't make sense. 1653 01:17:04,467 --> 01:17:05,732 I only read one paragraph. 1654 01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:07,699 The whole article is about radio star, 1655 01:17:07,766 --> 01:17:09,499 the new communications satellite. 1656 01:17:09,566 --> 01:17:12,099 Now, inside the satellite, 1657 01:17:12,166 --> 01:17:14,132 they can't afford to waste one inch of space, 1658 01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:15,866 because it's got umpteen instruments. 1659 01:17:15,933 --> 01:17:17,932 Now, men have to mount these instruments 1660 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,199 inside the satellite in some pretty close quarters. 1661 01:17:20,266 --> 01:17:22,366 Ordinary men are having an awful lot of trouble 1662 01:17:22,433 --> 01:17:24,332 squeezing in there and doing all this work 1663 01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:25,565 in those itty-bitty places. 1664 01:17:25,633 --> 01:17:29,199 So they're hiring midgets to do the work. 1665 01:17:29,266 --> 01:17:32,765 Well, then what's this about? A-a misprint? 1666 01:17:32,833 --> 01:17:33,999 I suppose so. 1667 01:17:35,166 --> 01:17:38,165 They said "widgets," and they meant "midgets." 1668 01:17:38,233 --> 01:17:41,199 So why don't you just get over on that little old phone 1669 01:17:41,266 --> 01:17:43,799 and you read that little old paragraph 1670 01:17:43,867 --> 01:17:45,899 to all the people on your little old list. 1671 01:17:45,967 --> 01:17:47,242 Henry, do you really think that... 1672 01:17:47,266 --> 01:17:48,676 Honey, I don't want you to tell a lie. 1673 01:17:48,700 --> 01:17:50,299 I want you to tell the truth, 1674 01:17:50,367 --> 01:17:53,232 and the truth is that modern techniques and communications 1675 01:17:53,300 --> 01:17:55,866 printed the statement that you are about to read. 1676 01:17:57,367 --> 01:17:58,466 Yeah. 1677 01:18:23,467 --> 01:18:26,832 45. I'll bet widget makes 60 by the first of the month. 1678 01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:28,332 Our girl picked a winner. 1679 01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:30,165 Well, not exactly. I picked it. 1680 01:18:30,233 --> 01:18:32,265 But she did a pretty good job with it. 1681 01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:34,632 Hey, look at that. 47. 1682 01:18:34,700 --> 01:18:37,132 Whitby, if it hits 50, take out the paper towels 1683 01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:39,032 and bring back the linen service. 1684 01:19:19,700 --> 01:19:22,332 Will you look at this, boss?! 1685 01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:25,565 "Widget to enter miracle drug field." 1686 01:19:25,633 --> 01:19:26,633 Yeah. 1687 01:19:26,700 --> 01:19:28,340 Well, vanson, you may be on to something. 1688 01:19:28,367 --> 01:19:29,967 Well, the way that stock's been going up 1689 01:19:30,033 --> 01:19:31,366 is little too spectacular for me. 1690 01:19:31,433 --> 01:19:32,999 All right. 1691 01:19:33,066 --> 01:19:35,799 Put the surveillance squad on it and give me a day-by-day report. 1692 01:19:35,867 --> 01:19:37,065 Right, boss. 1693 01:19:37,133 --> 01:19:40,432 I'll lay odds somebody's kiting that stock. 1694 01:19:48,066 --> 01:19:49,432 You know, that deduction we got 1695 01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:51,465 from the appraised value of them expressionists 1696 01:19:51,533 --> 01:19:54,932 is gonna run over 10 cents to the dollar. 1697 01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:57,165 I figured it closer to 12. 1698 01:19:57,233 --> 01:19:59,699 Henry's been a real good buddy to us this year. 1699 01:19:59,767 --> 01:20:01,999 He even made us money on that restaurant, too. 1700 01:20:02,066 --> 01:20:04,132 Yeah, that's what I've been thinking. 1701 01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:05,532 Old Henry's done well by us, 1702 01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:07,499 and we ought to do something for him. 1703 01:20:07,566 --> 01:20:09,432 Well, you can't give him anything. 1704 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:11,165 He don't want to own a thing. 1705 01:20:11,233 --> 01:20:13,599 Leases everything so he can deduct it. 1706 01:20:13,666 --> 01:20:16,399 Must be something old Henry wants that we can help him with. 1707 01:20:16,466 --> 01:20:18,465 Well, I never heard of anything Henry wanted 1708 01:20:18,533 --> 01:20:19,965 he couldn't get for himself. 1709 01:20:20,033 --> 01:20:22,766 Except, well, maybe that little old girl up in New York. 1710 01:20:22,833 --> 01:20:24,132 - Yeah! - maybe. 1711 01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:25,766 Nah. 1712 01:20:25,833 --> 01:20:28,665 That little old girl's too stuck on the stock market 1713 01:20:28,733 --> 01:20:30,632 to have any time for Henry... 1714 01:20:30,700 --> 01:20:33,099 Any real time. 1715 01:20:33,166 --> 01:20:35,932 I think I know a way we can help old Henry out. 1716 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,032 How? 1717 01:20:43,033 --> 01:20:46,199 Let's highball it to New York. 1718 01:20:48,733 --> 01:20:50,266 Yee! 1719 01:21:00,333 --> 01:21:02,632 Thank you. Thank you. 1720 01:21:02,700 --> 01:21:03,932 I want you to know 1721 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:06,599 that I consider the presidency of this organization 1722 01:21:06,666 --> 01:21:09,832 the highest honor any girl on wall street can receive. 1723 01:21:09,900 --> 01:21:12,132 And I promise to use my term of office 1724 01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:16,065 to open more and more doors to women security analysts. 1725 01:21:16,133 --> 01:21:18,632 And in time, no one will dare stand in the way 1726 01:21:18,700 --> 01:21:21,165 of women taking their rightful place in wall street, 1727 01:21:21,233 --> 01:21:23,199 and between you and me, it won't be long 1728 01:21:23,267 --> 01:21:25,432 before I am no longer the only woman 1729 01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:28,332 in the inner offices of bear, osgood, and whitby. 1730 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:30,899 You want me to fire my top analyst? 1731 01:21:30,966 --> 01:21:32,999 A woman's place is in the home, 1732 01:21:33,066 --> 01:21:34,965 but most women don't know it. 1733 01:21:35,033 --> 01:21:36,232 You got to push 'em. 1734 01:21:36,300 --> 01:21:38,165 Texas is gonna make Molly mighty happy, too, 1735 01:21:38,233 --> 01:21:39,599 even if she don't know it yet. 1736 01:21:39,666 --> 01:21:41,432 You want her to be happy, don't you? 1737 01:21:41,500 --> 01:21:44,632 Can't possibly let her go. She's my number-one boy. 1738 01:21:44,700 --> 01:21:48,099 Well, we think your number-one boy's ready for motherhood. 1739 01:21:48,166 --> 01:21:51,565 Just now, when widget is really starting to fly? 1740 01:21:51,633 --> 01:21:54,232 We happen to know you took a real whopping 1741 01:21:54,300 --> 01:21:56,065 in great eastern offshore oil. 1742 01:21:56,133 --> 01:21:59,165 I can't do it. It's, it's morally wrong. 1743 01:21:59,233 --> 01:22:03,999 Suppose we was to get you off the hook with great eastern. 1744 01:22:04,066 --> 01:22:05,665 You mean you'd take my whole position? 1745 01:22:05,733 --> 01:22:08,299 For Henry and Molly, we'll take the whole thing. 1746 01:22:08,367 --> 01:22:12,665 Gentlemen, I don't know what to say. 1747 01:22:12,733 --> 01:22:15,732 Except you make me feel humble. 1748 01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:17,299 Truly humble. 1749 01:22:19,033 --> 01:22:21,432 Out she goes. 1750 01:22:21,500 --> 01:22:24,332 Henry, if you knew how much i wanted to be president. 1751 01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:25,732 Well, that's very nice, 1752 01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:28,732 but it does make for some difficulties, doesn't it? 1753 01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:31,165 And, Henry, I want you to come to Philadelphia this weekend 1754 01:22:31,233 --> 01:22:32,299 to meet my parents. 1755 01:22:32,367 --> 01:22:34,165 They'll adore you. I hope. 1756 01:22:34,233 --> 01:22:36,999 Well, can we, leave for Texas from there? 1757 01:22:37,066 --> 01:22:38,332 Texas? 1758 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:40,866 As I remember, we got a deal. 1759 01:22:40,933 --> 01:22:42,699 That. 1760 01:22:42,767 --> 01:22:45,632 Well, Henry, I know I made that deal, 1761 01:22:45,700 --> 01:22:47,799 but, well, my term of office is six months, 1762 01:22:47,867 --> 01:22:49,032 and I just can't leave now. 1763 01:22:49,100 --> 01:22:51,032 You can wait six months, can't you? 1764 01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:54,099 You made a promise, Molly. You gave me your word on it. 1765 01:22:54,166 --> 01:22:57,332 Please, Henry, how did I ever know I'd really be president? 1766 01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:59,266 A promise is a promise. 1767 01:22:59,333 --> 01:23:02,132 Well, I know I promised, but... 1768 01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:05,132 Henry, couldn't we talk it over tonight? 1769 01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:08,932 Well, could you drop up here, Molly? 1770 01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:12,132 If you'd like me to, Henry. 1771 01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:15,266 I could order us a little, late supper. 1772 01:23:15,333 --> 01:23:17,032 That would be nice. 1773 01:23:17,100 --> 01:23:18,965 I'm tired of restaurants, even Chez-Henri. 1774 01:23:19,033 --> 01:23:20,099 As a matter of fact, 1775 01:23:20,166 --> 01:23:22,366 a little champagne wouldn't hurt, would it? 1776 01:23:22,433 --> 01:23:24,699 A little champagne never hurt anybody. 1777 01:23:24,767 --> 01:23:25,767 Bye. 1778 01:23:44,733 --> 01:23:47,799 You were a great talent, stanislas. 1779 01:23:47,866 --> 01:23:49,132 And look at you now. 1780 01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:50,799 Don't you like the way I ride? 1781 01:23:50,866 --> 01:23:52,265 It's people like you 1782 01:23:52,333 --> 01:23:55,332 who give the north mediterranean neorealist movement a bad name. 1783 01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:57,732 The brush is outmoded as a tool of art. 1784 01:23:57,800 --> 01:24:01,899 Modern technology demands new means of artistic production. 1785 01:24:01,966 --> 01:24:04,799 Anyway, buster, it's not me that's bothering you. 1786 01:24:04,866 --> 01:24:07,532 You're suffering from acute lack of Molly. 1787 01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:09,865 Maybe you're right. 1788 01:24:09,933 --> 01:24:11,365 I've lost her, 1789 01:24:11,433 --> 01:24:13,432 and it couldn't happen at a worse time. 1790 01:24:13,500 --> 01:24:16,465 My psychiatrist won't speak to me when she hears about this. 1791 01:24:16,533 --> 01:24:17,932 You couldn't help it, man. 1792 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:21,099 Tell your shrink that's the way the popsicle melts. 1793 01:24:21,167 --> 01:24:24,032 Brother, you didn't make the scene at all. 1794 01:24:24,100 --> 01:24:25,865 I was defeated by money. 1795 01:24:25,933 --> 01:24:28,732 Plain, common, ordinary, filthy money. 1796 01:24:28,800 --> 01:24:30,032 Well, that's not true. 1797 01:24:30,100 --> 01:24:32,032 Putting the stock over helped. 1798 01:24:32,100 --> 01:24:33,632 But the real thing is excitement, 1799 01:24:33,700 --> 01:24:35,166 win, lose, or draw. 1800 01:24:35,233 --> 01:24:36,965 That guy always has a good time. 1801 01:24:37,033 --> 01:24:39,432 He loves the game, any old game. 1802 01:24:39,500 --> 01:24:41,232 I can't believe it... 1803 01:24:41,300 --> 01:24:45,432 Molly with a half-educated, sun-dried prairie marshal. 1804 01:24:45,500 --> 01:24:49,132 You've been tuned in to the wrong wavelength, nardo. 1805 01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:50,399 Meaning what? 1806 01:24:50,466 --> 01:24:52,465 Underneath all that cowboy jazz, 1807 01:24:52,533 --> 01:24:54,699 the oversize hat, and the boot bit, 1808 01:24:54,766 --> 01:24:57,799 he's strictly a Yale type from Boston. 1809 01:24:57,866 --> 01:25:00,732 Boston? he's not from Texas? 1810 01:25:00,800 --> 01:25:02,732 Look, man, long ago, he figured 1811 01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:05,232 the best way to rub up against money was to be a texan. 1812 01:25:05,300 --> 01:25:07,799 Now he's been there so long, he's caught the accent. 1813 01:25:07,866 --> 01:25:10,199 But that Italian he speaks so well. 1814 01:25:10,266 --> 01:25:12,066 Majored in romance languages 1815 01:25:12,133 --> 01:25:14,632 in a little old Texas schoolhouse by the name of Yale. 1816 01:25:14,700 --> 01:25:16,166 Yale? but... 1817 01:25:16,233 --> 01:25:18,353 But Molly doesn't know about this deception, does she? 1818 01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:19,999 What if she doesn't? 1819 01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:24,365 Look, man, if you're gonna walk on my canvas, 1820 01:25:24,433 --> 01:25:26,999 the least you can do is put a little crimson on your soles. 1821 01:25:45,460 --> 01:25:46,709 Did you see widget this morning, Mr. b... 1822 01:25:46,733 --> 01:25:47,299 Sit down, miss Thatcher. 1823 01:25:47,366 --> 01:25:49,043 Thank you. Did you see widget this morning? 1824 01:25:49,067 --> 01:25:51,432 It broke through its upside resistance level... 59. 1825 01:25:51,500 --> 01:25:53,666 Yes. well, everybody hits a lucky fluke now and then. 1826 01:25:53,733 --> 01:25:54,689 A lucky fluke?! 1827 01:25:54,724 --> 01:25:57,365 Miss Thatcher, I've been wanting to talk to you for some time, 1828 01:25:57,433 --> 01:25:58,632 like a father to a daughter. 1829 01:25:58,700 --> 01:26:00,965 I've been watching what's been happening to you. 1830 01:26:01,033 --> 01:26:02,299 You've grown hard. 1831 01:26:02,366 --> 01:26:03,532 That tender, lovely look 1832 01:26:03,600 --> 01:26:05,499 you used to have in your eyes is gone. 1833 01:26:05,567 --> 01:26:06,765 Now they glint. 1834 01:26:06,833 --> 01:26:08,932 No, I have to come right out and say it. 1835 01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:11,432 This crass commercial world has coarsened you. 1836 01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:12,732 What do you mean? 1837 01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:15,365 No, miss Thatcher, I wouldn't want it on my conscience 1838 01:26:15,433 --> 01:26:17,066 that I took a lovely young girl 1839 01:26:17,133 --> 01:26:18,632 and let her work transform her 1840 01:26:18,700 --> 01:26:21,099 into a heartless, grasping dealer in the marketplace. 1841 01:26:21,167 --> 01:26:23,099 I-i can't just bear sitting by and watching 1842 01:26:23,167 --> 01:26:25,465 while I see all that is wonderful and tender in you 1843 01:26:25,533 --> 01:26:27,932 run out and cast aside. 1844 01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:29,732 You can clean out your desk. 1845 01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:32,232 But you said... 1846 01:26:32,300 --> 01:26:33,965 I have a daughter your age, Molly. 1847 01:26:34,033 --> 01:26:37,432 And now that I'm firing you, i may call you Molly, may I not? 1848 01:26:37,500 --> 01:26:38,765 You gave me your word. 1849 01:26:38,833 --> 01:26:41,099 But really, you'll be much happier in Texas. 1850 01:26:42,167 --> 01:26:44,099 Texas? did you say Texas? 1851 01:26:44,167 --> 01:26:46,032 That's right... I understand you're gonna have 1852 01:26:46,100 --> 01:26:47,632 a ticker tape in the kitchen and... 1853 01:26:47,700 --> 01:26:50,299 That double-crossing sidewinder! 1854 01:26:50,366 --> 01:26:52,532 I was ready to live up to my part of the deal, 1855 01:26:52,600 --> 01:26:54,632 but if he thinks he can guarantee it this way... 1856 01:26:54,700 --> 01:26:55,876 Now, Molly, there's no need... 1857 01:26:55,900 --> 01:26:58,599 Now, look, Mr. bear, I'm not part of any deals, 1858 01:26:58,667 --> 01:27:00,599 and I'm staying here on wall street. 1859 01:27:00,667 --> 01:27:01,799 With my record in widget, 1860 01:27:01,866 --> 01:27:03,465 I can get another job in three minutes. 1861 01:27:03,533 --> 01:27:04,899 By the way... 1862 01:27:04,966 --> 01:27:07,265 We revoked your security dealer's registration. 1863 01:27:07,333 --> 01:27:09,965 The papers should be in Washington by now. 1864 01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:30,932 Hello? 1865 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:32,399 Hello. Henry? 1866 01:27:32,466 --> 01:27:34,399 Listen, Henry, I phoned to ask you, 1867 01:27:34,466 --> 01:27:37,066 how long do you want us to keep drilling holes in Massachusetts? 1868 01:27:37,133 --> 01:27:39,632 You know, this is gonna run you into money. 1869 01:27:39,700 --> 01:27:41,599 Well, finish out the day and pack up, 1870 01:27:41,667 --> 01:27:43,299 and I'll see you down in Texas. 1871 01:27:43,366 --> 01:27:45,599 See ya. 1872 01:27:45,967 --> 01:27:47,366 Texas. 1873 01:27:47,433 --> 01:27:50,432 He even went so far as to have Mr. bear revoke my registration. 1874 01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:53,199 I used to wonder how low a man could get, and now I know. 1875 01:27:53,266 --> 01:27:54,366 I don't get it. 1876 01:27:54,433 --> 01:27:56,499 A few hours ago, you were mooning over him. 1877 01:27:56,566 --> 01:27:58,432 You were ready to play the pajama game. 1878 01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:00,732 A few hours ago, I thought he was a man, not a snake. 1879 01:28:02,900 --> 01:28:04,932 Hello? yes. 1880 01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:06,932 Leonard, I don't want to talk now. 1881 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:09,199 All right. Make it quick. 1882 01:28:11,066 --> 01:28:12,899 He what?! 1883 01:28:12,967 --> 01:28:14,999 Are you sure?! 1884 01:28:15,066 --> 01:28:17,432 That fraud! 1885 01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:20,265 Do you remember the first time i told you about Henry tyroon? 1886 01:28:20,333 --> 01:28:22,899 I said he was a $3 bill if I ever saw one. 1887 01:28:22,967 --> 01:28:25,265 Then you went through a period of inflation. 1888 01:28:25,333 --> 01:28:28,332 I was right. Him with his Texas booties. 1889 01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:30,732 Why, that phony was born and bred in Boston. 1890 01:28:30,800 --> 01:28:32,032 He went to Yale! 1891 01:28:32,100 --> 01:28:33,932 Nobody's perfect. 1892 01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:35,399 And the act he put on. 1893 01:28:35,467 --> 01:28:37,232 He even moved his lips when he read! 1894 01:28:37,300 --> 01:28:39,466 So he led you up the garden path. 1895 01:28:39,533 --> 01:28:40,765 He sure did. 1896 01:28:40,833 --> 01:28:42,833 But now he can just cool his heels and wait for me, 1897 01:28:42,867 --> 01:28:44,507 because I'll just go back to Philadelphia 1898 01:28:44,566 --> 01:28:45,866 where the men may be dull, 1899 01:28:45,933 --> 01:28:48,199 but at least they're not backbiting frauds! 1900 01:28:48,266 --> 01:28:51,099 As long as he's waiting for you, 1901 01:28:51,166 --> 01:28:53,765 why not give him some of the same? 1902 01:28:53,833 --> 01:28:54,932 The same what? 1903 01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:57,732 A stroll up the garden path. 1904 01:28:57,800 --> 01:28:59,599 Wait right there. 1905 01:29:04,467 --> 01:29:08,499 I was saving this for a rainy day. 1906 01:29:09,700 --> 01:29:12,899 Give me that shorty nightie. 1907 01:29:13,967 --> 01:29:16,065 Well, do you have to talk right now, Bo? 1908 01:29:16,133 --> 01:29:18,665 I'm expecting a very important visitor up here any minute. 1909 01:29:18,733 --> 01:29:20,399 I've got to talk now! 1910 01:29:20,467 --> 01:29:22,665 Henry! Henry, you ready?! 1911 01:29:22,733 --> 01:29:24,665 All right. Go ahead, Bo. What is it? 1912 01:29:24,733 --> 01:29:27,732 Henry, I don't know, but maybe we're both crazy, 1913 01:29:27,800 --> 01:29:29,599 but I'm watching it come up! 1914 01:29:29,666 --> 01:29:32,099 It's coming up! The purest oil I ever saw! 1915 01:29:32,166 --> 01:29:34,232 Oil in Massachusetts? 1916 01:29:34,300 --> 01:29:36,332 What are you taking, happy pills? 1917 01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:38,599 Henry, we won't even have to refine it! 1918 01:29:45,100 --> 01:29:47,966 Oil in Massachusetts. 1919 01:29:58,700 --> 01:30:01,232 The room looks wonderful, Henry. 1920 01:30:01,300 --> 01:30:04,466 You sure have good taste for a texan. 1921 01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:08,832 I got your very favorite dinner coming up in a little while, 1922 01:30:08,900 --> 01:30:11,932 and I got that champagney wine 1923 01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:14,032 cooling in its own little old bucket. 1924 01:30:14,100 --> 01:30:15,232 That's terrific. 1925 01:30:15,300 --> 01:30:17,499 I sure could use some champagney wine. 1926 01:30:17,566 --> 01:30:19,732 Say no more. 1927 01:30:19,800 --> 01:30:22,399 Hey, what you got in the little poke? 1928 01:30:22,467 --> 01:30:24,999 This? 1929 01:30:25,066 --> 01:30:27,599 My night things. 1930 01:30:28,800 --> 01:30:30,099 Where's the other half? 1931 01:30:30,166 --> 01:30:32,866 That's all there is. There isn't any more. 1932 01:30:45,700 --> 01:30:46,932 Better give me that coat, 1933 01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:49,199 or you'll be standing around with it all night long. 1934 01:30:57,433 --> 01:30:59,232 Come in, gentlemen. 1935 01:31:01,633 --> 01:31:03,332 Right over here. 1936 01:31:03,400 --> 01:31:05,032 Right there. 1937 01:31:15,766 --> 01:31:18,132 Thank you. Thank you. That will be all. 1938 01:31:22,066 --> 01:31:25,599 Everything looks just wonderful. 1939 01:31:27,433 --> 01:31:31,732 Henry, what's it really like in Texas? 1940 01:31:33,100 --> 01:31:35,199 Molly, you mean... 1941 01:31:35,266 --> 01:31:38,165 Yes. I mean. 1942 01:31:38,233 --> 01:31:40,532 Molly... 1943 01:31:40,600 --> 01:31:42,932 Well, what about the presidency? 1944 01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:45,932 No, no, no, Henry. 1945 01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:48,832 I've decided that a woman's place is in the home, 1946 01:31:48,900 --> 01:31:50,832 so I'm going to give up wall street 1947 01:31:50,900 --> 01:31:52,732 for a cookbook and a husband. 1948 01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:54,966 And if your home is in Texas, 1949 01:31:55,033 --> 01:31:57,499 then that's where my home is, too. 1950 01:31:57,566 --> 01:31:59,366 Molly. 1951 01:32:06,033 --> 01:32:07,665 Shall we chow down? 1952 01:32:07,733 --> 01:32:10,899 Why not? Then we'll have that out of the way. 1953 01:32:34,300 --> 01:32:36,966 Everything was just perfect. 1954 01:32:37,033 --> 01:32:40,665 It might be just the most perfect evening of my life. 1955 01:32:42,900 --> 01:32:45,765 You know, sweetheart, 1956 01:32:45,833 --> 01:32:48,165 we can get married in midland, 1957 01:32:48,233 --> 01:32:51,565 and then you can redo the house any way you want it. 1958 01:32:51,633 --> 01:32:52,966 Well, if it's your house, 1959 01:32:53,033 --> 01:32:55,765 I'm sure I'll like it just the way it is. 1960 01:33:01,033 --> 01:33:03,599 Darling... 1961 01:33:03,666 --> 01:33:07,432 Why don't you just leave me alone in here for a few minutes, 1962 01:33:07,500 --> 01:33:12,366 and you go in and slip into something more comfortable. 1963 01:33:15,166 --> 01:33:16,999 More comfortable? 1964 01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:22,199 All right, sweetheart. 1965 01:33:33,833 --> 01:33:35,399 You'll say when. 1966 01:33:35,467 --> 01:33:38,132 Of course, darling. 1967 01:35:12,633 --> 01:35:14,399 Henry. 1968 01:35:16,400 --> 01:35:18,799 When, Henry. 1969 01:35:35,266 --> 01:35:36,565 Molly! 1970 01:35:36,633 --> 01:35:39,765 You want to talk about deals, Henry tyroon?! 1971 01:35:39,833 --> 01:35:42,332 You want to talk about Texas?! 1972 01:35:42,400 --> 01:35:44,499 Molly! what's this all about?! 1973 01:35:44,566 --> 01:35:46,099 Don't play innocent with me! 1974 01:35:46,166 --> 01:35:47,166 Molly! 1975 01:35:47,233 --> 01:35:49,399 I was ready to give up my presidency for you, 1976 01:35:49,467 --> 01:35:51,065 but you had to wrap it up, didn't you?! 1977 01:35:51,133 --> 01:35:52,732 No! Molly! You had to get me fired! 1978 01:35:52,800 --> 01:35:54,966 You had to get my registration revoked! 1979 01:35:55,033 --> 01:35:56,409 Well, nobody gets me by double-deal... 1980 01:35:56,433 --> 01:35:57,366 Don't! 1981 01:35:57,433 --> 01:35:58,532 Nobody gets me that way. 1982 01:35:58,600 --> 01:36:00,476 You like this thing so much, you wear it yourself. 1983 01:36:00,500 --> 01:36:02,642 Molly, I didn't get you fired! I didn't do any of those things! 1984 01:36:02,666 --> 01:36:05,532 I suppose you'd swear it on the state of Texas! - The whole state! 1985 01:36:05,600 --> 01:36:07,142 Well, you can drop that little act, too, 1986 01:36:07,166 --> 01:36:08,943 because you're a Boston boy with a Yale degree, 1987 01:36:08,967 --> 01:36:10,567 and I think you got it in double-dealing. 1988 01:36:10,600 --> 01:36:11,765 I know what you're doing. 1989 01:36:11,833 --> 01:36:13,753 It's an act to try to weasel out of your bargain! 1990 01:36:13,800 --> 01:36:15,866 Me weasel my way... 1991 01:36:17,133 --> 01:36:18,065 Molly! Molly! 1992 01:36:18,133 --> 01:36:19,265 Molly! 1993 01:36:27,733 --> 01:36:29,366 - Hi, Molly. - Hi. 1994 01:36:29,433 --> 01:36:30,765 Martini. 1995 01:36:30,833 --> 01:36:32,599 In the kitchen, all made. 1996 01:36:32,666 --> 01:36:34,232 What's with the phone? 1997 01:36:34,300 --> 01:36:35,866 Henry's been calling me all day. 1998 01:36:35,933 --> 01:36:37,565 I have a sore arm from hanging up. 1999 01:36:37,633 --> 01:36:40,599 Eloise gets telephone action, too, remember? 2000 01:36:43,033 --> 01:36:44,699 Hello? 2001 01:36:44,766 --> 01:36:46,732 Hold on. I'll see. 2002 01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:49,165 It's Henry tyroon. What shall I tell him? 2003 01:36:49,233 --> 01:36:51,265 Tell him to go soak his head. 2004 01:36:51,333 --> 01:36:53,999 Molly says you should go soak your head. 2005 01:37:04,433 --> 01:37:06,432 Hello? 2006 01:37:06,500 --> 01:37:09,499 Yes, Mr. tyroon. 2007 01:37:09,566 --> 01:37:11,732 He says he's drying off his head. 2008 01:37:12,967 --> 01:37:14,565 What was that? 2009 01:37:14,633 --> 01:37:17,032 Well, I'll try. 2010 01:37:17,100 --> 01:37:18,232 Molly? 2011 01:37:19,733 --> 01:37:21,265 I love you. 2012 01:37:21,333 --> 01:37:22,999 What? 2013 01:37:23,066 --> 01:37:24,832 Well, that's what he told me to tell you. 2014 01:37:24,900 --> 01:37:26,665 Tell him I'll get him arrested 2015 01:37:26,733 --> 01:37:28,732 as soon as I can think up a charge. 2016 01:37:28,800 --> 01:37:31,466 She says she's going to have you arrested 2017 01:37:31,533 --> 01:37:34,065 as soon as she can think up a charge. 2018 01:37:38,133 --> 01:37:40,099 Come in. 2019 01:37:40,166 --> 01:37:41,499 Mr. Henry tyroon? 2020 01:37:41,566 --> 01:37:42,832 That's me. 2021 01:37:44,867 --> 01:37:45,932 What's that? 2022 01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:47,332 - Subpoena. - for what? 2023 01:37:47,400 --> 01:37:50,432 Fraud... in the matter of universal widget. 2024 01:37:54,133 --> 01:37:56,199 Molly! 2025 01:38:03,266 --> 01:38:05,599 Defendants are charged with violations 2026 01:38:05,667 --> 01:38:09,032 in the investment company act, the erie canal act, 2027 01:38:09,100 --> 01:38:12,566 sections 14 through 23 of the interstate commerce act, 2028 01:38:12,633 --> 01:38:16,265 conspiracy to lurk, entailment... 2029 01:38:19,133 --> 01:38:21,465 Mr. vanson, this indictment seems to be 2030 01:38:21,533 --> 01:38:22,832 a little enthusiastic. 2031 01:38:22,900 --> 01:38:25,132 Well, they're a pretty slippery bunch, your honor. 2032 01:38:25,200 --> 01:38:26,765 I had to throw the book at them. 2033 01:38:26,833 --> 01:38:30,332 Mr. vanson, this court intends to whittle down... 2034 01:38:30,400 --> 01:38:33,632 Whittle down, you understand? The relevant evidence. 2035 01:38:33,700 --> 01:38:35,832 The last security case I sat on took five years. 2036 01:38:35,900 --> 01:38:37,499 I don't intend to spend five years 2037 01:38:37,567 --> 01:38:38,765 on this one, you understand? 2038 01:38:38,833 --> 01:38:40,499 Now, we'll stick to the bare bones. 2039 01:38:40,567 --> 01:38:42,066 The bare bones, you understand? 2040 01:38:42,133 --> 01:38:44,765 We'll get out of here by lunchtime, you understand? 2041 01:38:44,833 --> 01:38:46,599 Lunchtime. 2042 01:38:46,667 --> 01:38:48,499 Now go ahead. Go ahead. Proceed. 2043 01:38:48,867 --> 01:38:50,832 All I did was read to them 2044 01:38:50,900 --> 01:38:52,476 exactly what was written in the magazine. 2045 01:38:52,500 --> 01:38:53,599 Aha! 2046 01:38:53,666 --> 01:38:55,832 And you consider that perfectly ethical? 2047 01:38:55,900 --> 01:38:57,432 Well, I was desperate. 2048 01:38:57,500 --> 01:39:01,265 My boss wanted to fire me, and I wanted to keep my job. 2049 01:39:01,333 --> 01:39:03,699 Then it was a little unethical. 2050 01:39:03,766 --> 01:39:06,532 Now, I can't let her take the rap for that, your honor. 2051 01:39:06,600 --> 01:39:08,165 She never would have thought of it 2052 01:39:08,233 --> 01:39:09,499 if I hadn't told her about it. 2053 01:39:09,566 --> 01:39:10,966 Now, hold on, Mr. tyroon. 2054 01:39:11,033 --> 01:39:14,065 Your attorney will give you ample opportunity to speak 2055 01:39:14,133 --> 01:39:15,232 at the proper time. 2056 01:39:15,300 --> 01:39:17,432 Proceed, Mr. vanson. 2057 01:39:17,500 --> 01:39:19,899 Now, miss Thatcher, you took this weekend trip 2058 01:39:19,967 --> 01:39:21,665 to Massachusetts with Mr. tyroon. 2059 01:39:21,733 --> 01:39:23,399 What were your relations with him? 2060 01:39:23,467 --> 01:39:26,232 We were business associates... That and nothing else. 2061 01:39:26,300 --> 01:39:28,799 You were business associates... That and nothing else. 2062 01:39:28,867 --> 01:39:30,366 Thank you, miss Thatcher. 2063 01:39:30,433 --> 01:39:33,432 I now call to the stand Mr. Horace pillsbury. 2064 01:39:35,867 --> 01:39:37,299 You are Horace pillsbury, 2065 01:39:37,367 --> 01:39:39,932 night clerk in the cotton mather inn, are you not? 2066 01:39:40,000 --> 01:39:42,532 I am, and there ain't much escapes me. 2067 01:39:43,933 --> 01:39:46,399 Mr. pillsbury, have you ever seen 2068 01:39:46,467 --> 01:39:50,532 these two business associates before? 2069 01:39:50,600 --> 01:39:51,966 Yes, sir. 2070 01:39:52,033 --> 01:39:53,799 They checked into the cotton mather inn 2071 01:39:53,867 --> 01:39:56,065 on, Tuesday night, July 16th. 2072 01:39:56,133 --> 01:39:58,065 There ain't much escapes me. 2073 01:39:59,467 --> 01:40:01,499 Can you describe the nature of the accommodations 2074 01:40:01,566 --> 01:40:03,399 these business associates took? Your honor! 2075 01:40:03,467 --> 01:40:05,732 Your honor, that question's improper and irrelevant. 2076 01:40:05,800 --> 01:40:07,800 Your honor, we submit that this line of questioning 2077 01:40:07,833 --> 01:40:09,765 has absolutely nothing to do with this case. 2078 01:40:09,833 --> 01:40:10,866 No, no, no, no. 2079 01:40:10,933 --> 01:40:13,032 It has everything to do with the charges. 2080 01:40:13,100 --> 01:40:14,366 Much of this case depends 2081 01:40:14,433 --> 01:40:16,432 upon the credibility of the witnesses. 2082 01:40:16,500 --> 01:40:18,132 I plan to prove to the court 2083 01:40:18,200 --> 01:40:20,432 that their testimony is unreliable. 2084 01:40:20,500 --> 01:40:23,832 If that's the purpose of the questioning, you may proceed. 2085 01:40:23,900 --> 01:40:26,165 Thank you, sir! 2086 01:40:26,233 --> 01:40:28,366 Now, Mr. pillsbury, 2087 01:40:28,433 --> 01:40:30,765 will you please answer the question? 2088 01:40:30,833 --> 01:40:33,699 Well, that business associate 2089 01:40:33,766 --> 01:40:35,532 took one room with a double bed, 2090 01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:39,532 and that business associate took the adjoining room. 2091 01:40:39,600 --> 01:40:43,099 And they shared the connecting bath. 2092 01:40:43,166 --> 01:40:44,899 Aha! 2093 01:40:44,967 --> 01:40:46,332 So much for the witness's claim 2094 01:40:46,400 --> 01:40:48,299 that the defendants were business associates 2095 01:40:48,367 --> 01:40:49,665 and nothing else. 2096 01:40:49,733 --> 01:40:51,565 Next witness, please. 2097 01:40:51,633 --> 01:40:55,399 Mr. Thaddeus whipple. 2098 01:40:57,600 --> 01:40:59,732 Now, Mr. whipple, 2099 01:40:59,800 --> 01:41:02,332 did you lease the subsoil rights to Mr. tyroon? 2100 01:41:02,400 --> 01:41:05,432 You mean that crazy fellow over there? I sure did. 2101 01:41:05,500 --> 01:41:07,460 He paid good money for them, and he can have them. 2102 01:41:07,500 --> 01:41:09,099 Ain't no oil in Massachusetts. 2103 01:41:09,166 --> 01:41:12,832 What about the oil Mr. tyroon claims to have discovered there? 2104 01:41:12,900 --> 01:41:14,699 He struck oil, all right. 2105 01:41:14,766 --> 01:41:17,232 He struck a pipeline runs right underneath our property. 2106 01:41:18,733 --> 01:41:20,265 Pipeline? 2107 01:41:20,333 --> 01:41:22,699 Pure diesel. 2108 01:41:22,766 --> 01:41:25,832 Did, he know there was a pipeline there? 2109 01:41:25,900 --> 01:41:27,932 Can't say he did, can't say he didn't. 2110 01:41:28,000 --> 01:41:30,366 Did you tell him there was a pipeline there? 2111 01:41:30,433 --> 01:41:32,432 Of course not. He didn't ask me. 2112 01:41:32,500 --> 01:41:35,599 Mr. whipple, does the pipeline company know 2113 01:41:35,666 --> 01:41:37,366 its oil is being diverted? 2114 01:41:37,433 --> 01:41:39,165 They ought to. 2115 01:41:39,233 --> 01:41:40,632 My brother lemuel's their lawyer, 2116 01:41:40,700 --> 01:41:41,999 and he filed suit this morning. 2117 01:41:42,066 --> 01:41:44,632 He charges trespassing, damage to property, 2118 01:41:44,700 --> 01:41:46,199 and a lot of other things. 2119 01:41:46,266 --> 01:41:48,366 Your brother's suing you? 2120 01:41:48,433 --> 01:41:51,999 Not me. Suing them crazy texans. 2121 01:41:52,066 --> 01:41:54,765 They own the subsoil rights, not me. 2122 01:41:54,833 --> 01:41:56,966 Now, Mr. tyroon, 2123 01:41:57,033 --> 01:41:59,432 suppose you tell the court the real reason 2124 01:41:59,500 --> 01:42:01,332 for your trip to Massachusetts. 2125 01:42:01,400 --> 01:42:03,199 Like I said, a sort of picnic. 2126 01:42:03,266 --> 01:42:06,532 See, I'd met this pretty girl who for once had some brains, 2127 01:42:06,600 --> 01:42:09,065 and she was having a little trouble with a stock report, 2128 01:42:09,133 --> 01:42:12,665 so I figured I'd combine a little business with pleasure. 2129 01:42:12,733 --> 01:42:15,332 Well, it was a way of courting her. 2130 01:42:15,400 --> 01:42:17,399 I opened my bathroom door, and there you are, 2131 01:42:17,467 --> 01:42:19,832 brushing your teeth in your underwear! 2132 01:42:21,666 --> 01:42:24,299 No outbursts, miss Thatcher. 2133 01:42:25,967 --> 01:42:28,232 I slept in the car, your honor, and let me tell you. 2134 01:42:28,300 --> 01:42:29,432 It was cold out there. 2135 01:42:29,500 --> 01:42:32,232 Will the witnesses please confine themselves 2136 01:42:32,300 --> 01:42:33,832 to the purposes of this hearing? 2137 01:42:33,900 --> 01:42:36,532 Then the real reason for your trip 2138 01:42:36,600 --> 01:42:38,466 was your interest in that young lady? 2139 01:42:38,533 --> 01:42:41,599 Well, you might say so. And I'm still interested. 2140 01:42:41,666 --> 01:42:43,599 I suppose that's why you got me fired. 2141 01:42:43,666 --> 01:42:44,666 I didn't get... 2142 01:42:44,733 --> 01:42:46,293 Again, I must ask the witnesses that... 2143 01:42:46,333 --> 01:42:47,909 Please, your honor, I just have to speak. 2144 01:42:47,933 --> 01:42:49,253 I didn't even know she got fired. 2145 01:42:49,300 --> 01:42:51,032 Now, I'm willing to take half the blame. 2146 01:42:51,100 --> 01:42:52,866 - I'll take a quarter. - I'll take an eighth. 2147 01:42:52,933 --> 01:42:55,599 Let's take 5/16ths and split it three ways. 2148 01:42:55,666 --> 01:42:58,932 I'm only the judge here, but will somebody let me in 2149 01:42:59,000 --> 01:43:01,032 on the significance of this testimony? 2150 01:43:01,100 --> 01:43:03,665 What Henry says is true, your honor. 2151 01:43:03,733 --> 01:43:07,099 We got miss Thatcher let go in trade for some stock, 2152 01:43:07,166 --> 01:43:09,332 but we meant well. 2153 01:43:09,400 --> 01:43:11,899 Henry. 2154 01:43:13,433 --> 01:43:14,632 Henry! 2155 01:43:21,500 --> 01:43:24,432 Witnesses will refrain from hugging and kissing. 2156 01:43:26,433 --> 01:43:28,866 Y-your honor, Mr. tyroon shouldn't be a defendant. 2157 01:43:28,933 --> 01:43:30,533 I was the one who wanted to sell widget, 2158 01:43:30,600 --> 01:43:32,065 and I didn't much care how I did it. 2159 01:43:32,133 --> 01:43:34,332 Presumably not, young lady. 2160 01:43:34,400 --> 01:43:37,332 Trading in this stock stopped when it reached its peak. 2161 01:43:37,400 --> 01:43:39,432 Everyone has sold it so far as a profit. 2162 01:43:39,500 --> 01:43:42,565 What about the innocent people who are still holding it? 2163 01:43:42,633 --> 01:43:44,232 We whipples hold 48 %. 2164 01:43:44,300 --> 01:43:45,699 Always have and always will. 2165 01:43:45,766 --> 01:43:48,966 We hold another 48 %, your honor. 2166 01:43:49,033 --> 01:43:51,299 We figured as long as Henry was interested, 2167 01:43:51,367 --> 01:43:53,366 - there just had to be a reason. - Yes, sir. 2168 01:43:53,433 --> 01:43:55,932 You bought this stock from everybody? 2169 01:43:56,000 --> 01:43:57,632 That's right, your honor. 2170 01:43:57,700 --> 01:44:02,565 Guess our 48 % and Mr. whipple's 48 % makes us partners. 2171 01:44:02,633 --> 01:44:04,399 Howdy, partner. 2172 01:44:04,467 --> 01:44:05,932 Now, you stop that. 2173 01:44:08,166 --> 01:44:11,466 There's still 4 % stock outstanding. 2174 01:44:11,533 --> 01:44:13,699 Soon as I get it, i don't want to hear no talk 2175 01:44:13,766 --> 01:44:17,032 about partnerships from you, y-you... cowboy! 2176 01:44:18,766 --> 01:44:21,199 Well, now, the fact is, your honor, 2177 01:44:21,266 --> 01:44:23,099 I have the other 4 %. 2178 01:44:23,166 --> 01:44:24,265 Now, if Mr. whipple there 2179 01:44:24,333 --> 01:44:26,199 is interested in purchasing my percentage, 2180 01:44:26,266 --> 01:44:28,065 which represents the balance of power... 2181 01:44:28,133 --> 01:44:29,866 Let me see now. 2182 01:44:29,933 --> 01:44:32,765 $1.2 million, paintings, the restaurant... 2183 01:44:32,833 --> 01:44:35,099 I don't think a half a million dollars 2184 01:44:35,166 --> 01:44:37,399 is asking too much, is it? 2185 01:44:37,467 --> 01:44:41,199 Since this situation has removed the stock from public ownership, 2186 01:44:41,266 --> 01:44:43,532 this court now considers that the case 2187 01:44:43,600 --> 01:44:44,866 is beyond the jurisdiction 2188 01:44:44,933 --> 01:44:47,265 of the federal securities commission. 2189 01:44:47,333 --> 01:44:49,332 Case dismissed. 2190 01:44:51,266 --> 01:44:52,399 Kiss now. 2191 01:44:52,467 --> 01:44:54,599 Thank you, your honor. 2192 01:44:54,666 --> 01:44:56,799 Afternoon, miss Thatcher. 2193 01:44:56,867 --> 01:44:57,966 Howdy, partner. 2194 01:44:58,033 --> 01:44:59,665 Take good care of my boy. 2195 01:44:59,733 --> 01:45:00,966 Thank you, Mr. bear. 2196 01:45:01,033 --> 01:45:02,932 Henry, I'll take a fourth of the action. 2197 01:45:03,000 --> 01:45:04,542 And I'll take three-fourths of his fourth. 2198 01:45:04,566 --> 01:45:05,632 Figure me in for a fifth, 2199 01:45:05,700 --> 01:45:07,966 and I'll loan you my helicopter. 2200 01:45:08,033 --> 01:45:09,765 No dice, boys. 2201 01:45:09,833 --> 01:45:12,466 This is a private corporation. 2202 01:45:12,533 --> 01:45:14,699 ♪ Here come the ♪ 2203 01:45:14,766 --> 01:45:16,565 ♪ Wheeler dealers ♪ 2204 01:45:16,633 --> 01:45:18,332 ♪ Wheeler dealers ♪ 2205 01:45:18,400 --> 01:45:20,232 ♪ highfalutin local yokels ♪ 2206 01:45:20,300 --> 01:45:21,799 ♪ diamonds in the rough ♪ 2207 01:45:21,867 --> 01:45:23,899 ♪ fancy-dancing city slickers ♪ 2208 01:45:23,967 --> 01:45:25,632 ♪ ain't that a big deal? ♪ 2209 01:45:25,700 --> 01:45:28,332 ♪ Yeah, long as we got money, that's enough ♪ 163669

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