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"Major Bunky Nelson"?
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Lavender?
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Hmm.
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No special occasion, major.
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Amanda got a new cookbook,
and she wants to try it out on you.
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Uh, shall we say 7:30?
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Yeah, 7:30's fine, sir.
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Uh, just let me call
Jeannie and check.
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Fine.
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Yeah. Major Nelson here.
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Oh, hello, darling. I
was just gonna call you.
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The mail came, master.
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Oh. Anything important?
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Well, there... There's a letter
addressed to Major Bunky Nelson.
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Bunky Nelson? What's
the return address on it?
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Fowler's Corners, Ohio.
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Well, I'll be
darned. Open it up.
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Uh, major, about tonight?
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Oh, uh, Dr. Bellows asked
us over for dinner tonight,
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and, uh, I said yes.
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Is that all right with you?
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Heh. Well, of course,
darling. I would be delighted.
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Yeah. She says it's
all right. Oh, good.
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But, uh, I do not open
letters smelling of lavender,
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addressed to Bunky
Nelsons I do not know.
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Oh, I'll need that
telemetry report
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i-if you're through with it.
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Oh, sure.
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You open it.
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Here you are, sir.
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Don't be silly, darling.
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Fowler's Corners
is my old hometown.
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Open it up. I wanna
know who it's from.
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Of course, master,
if you insist on it.
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Goodbye. Goodbye.
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Wait a minute,
darling... Bunky Nelson?
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Yeah.
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It's kind of a nickname...
Major Nelson...
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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
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Major Nelson, the
top-secret telemetry file.
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I was holding it in my hand,
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along with some sort
of a personal letter,
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and it disappeared.
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Well, I don't see how that
could've happened, sir.
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I didn't give it to you.
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Major Nelson, I was
holding it in my hand.
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Well, then, where is it, sir?
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That's what I'm asking you.
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"Dearest Bunky, do
they still call you that?
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"I imagine not, now that
you are a famous astronaut.
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"Surprise. I am going
to be in Cocoa Beach,
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"and I thought what fun it
would be to see you again.
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Remember this?
Eternally yours, Bonnie."
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"Eternally yours"?
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I have enclosed a
recent picture of me."
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Picture?
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Hmm.
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"I will wear this dress
when I come to see you
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"so you'll have no
trouble recognizing me.
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"I mean, after all these years,
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I am afraid I have
gotten terribly old and fat."
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"Old and fat"?
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Huh. She's beautiful.
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Major, a top-secret
file is missing.
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This is no time for phone calls.
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Uh, listen, Jeannie...
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Uh, Major Nelson... Huh?
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She signs it, "Eternally
yours, Bonnie."
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Jeannie can wait.
The telemetry file.
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Oh, I think it's over
in the top drawer
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in that cabinet, sir. Oh.
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But... But, master, I
would like to know,
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who is Bonnie?
I'll explain later.
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Anything else pop
in with that letter?
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I would like you to
explain now, Anthony.
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Bonnie Crenshaw, she was
my high school sweetheart.
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When you popped in that letter,
you also popped in an envelope.
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Oh. Yes, so I did.
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Master, I would like
you to explain right...
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Now, get it back
here right away.
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Yes, master.
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But truly, I would like to
know who Bonnie Crenshaw is.
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Major Nelson, for the
last time, I warn you...
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Here it is, sir. Right there.
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That's the only copy I had.
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Thank you, darling.
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Major Nelson.
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Yes?
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Uh... Oh, nothing.
Nothing at all.
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Tell me, why is it that
every time I leave this office,
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I'm completely bewildered?
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Aha.
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Bonnie Crenshaw.
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Bonnie Crenshaw.
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Bonnie Crenshaw, Bonnie...
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Well, she's hardly
changed at all.
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"Dear Bunky, you
are the coolest guy
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"in A-12 homeroom.
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Eternally yours, Bonnie."
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"Eternally yours" again.
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Oh, there's my master.
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Oh, he looks so handsome.
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"Nelson, Anthony.
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"Senior class president,
debating society,
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"junior varsity
football, Parthenians.
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And love and smooches
from Bonnie to Bunky."
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Bonnie, Bonnie! I
am sick of Bonnie.
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He kept it.
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All these years and he kept it.
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He kept it eternally.
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Oh, and now she's
coming to Cocoa Beach.
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Oh, I wonder.
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I truly wonder...
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Bonnie? Bonnie, is it you?
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Oh!
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I'm coming, Bonnie. I'm coming.
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I, Anthony Nelson, take
thee, Bonnie Crenshaw,
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to be my lawfully wedded wife.
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Eternally.
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Mmm!
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He married me on the rebound.
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Jeannie, I'm home.
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Hi, Jeannie.
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Hello, darling. How are you?
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Why don't you whip us up a
couple of sandwiches, huh?
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Oh, it would be a
pleasure, master.
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Hmm, what a pleasant surprise.
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You're usually
not home for lunch.
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Heh. I wanted to come
and see that letter.
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Now, where is it? Oh, that.
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Mm-hm. It is on
the coffee table.
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Yeah? Which one?
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There are a
hundred letters here.
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Oh, i-it is the smelly one.
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Oh.
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Mmm, yeah.
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I wish I'd never
seen that letter.
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How about that,
after all these years,
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"Eternally yours, Bonnie."
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Hey, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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Hey, is that her?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Hey, that's a
great-looking chick.
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I tell you, she really had
me doing handstands.
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He still loves her.
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Yeah, I wonder what
she looks like now.
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Ah, I don't know. I'll... I'll
be finding out tomorrow.
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She's coming here.
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I ran into an old high school
friend of mine the other day.
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Boy, was she
grubby and fat. Yech.
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Changed a lot, huh?
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No, that's the trouble.
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She hadn't changed at all.
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Jeannie!
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How about those sandwiches?
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Mmm.
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I'll be home at 6:30
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and we're due at
the Bellows' at 7:30.
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Okay? Thanks for the sandwiches.
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Swiss cheese on linoleum. Bye.
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I am sorry, master,
but I am afraid
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I will not be able to go to
the Bellows' with you tonight.
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Well, why not?
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Well, uh, i-it is my mother.
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She's not feeling well.
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A-and I promised that
I would visit her tonight.
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You didn't say
anything this morning.
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It come up suddenly?
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Oh, y-yes. Yes.
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Uh, I decided to go
when the mail came.
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Couldn't you put
it off till tomorrow?
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Why, no. No, no, no.
That would not be right.
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But, uh, I could ask
her to come here.
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Heh. I'll see you
when you get back.
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Bye-bye.
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I've been waiting for
you. Where you been?
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Bye, master.
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I think my master should meet
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his high school
sweetheart today.
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But there is no
sense taking chances.
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Oh, that's perfectly all
right, major. I understand.
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I hope that Jeannie's
mother feels better.
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Oh, I'm sure it's
nothing serious, sir.
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Excuse me, miss.
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May I help you find someone?
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Oh, that is all right. I...
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Um, that is, yes.
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I am looking for
Major Nelson's office.
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I'm sorry, but you'll
have to get a pass.
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If you'll go around
the corner...
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Oh, I have a pass.
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I forgot to put it on.
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See? I see. Yes.
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So Jeannie didn't go
to her mother's after all.
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Major Nelson's office, was it?
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Right around the corner,
first door on your left.
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Uh, thank you. You're welcome.
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She's jealous of my
high school sweetheart.
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Well, I better teach
that young lady a lesson.
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Oh, uh, major,
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just one more question
about the telemetry report.
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Yes. All right, sir.
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Now, about that, uh,
telemetry report, I...
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Miss? Whoa, miss. Stop. Stop.
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Oh, dear.
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Wait a minute.
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Bonnie Crenshaw?
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Yes.
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But how did you know my name?
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Well, I'm a psychic.
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Really?
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Nobody's home at his house.
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Maybe I should go down to
NASA with you and surprise him.
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Hey, hey, that's a great idea.
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While I'm talking to
the procurement officer
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about the contracts, you
can be buttering up old Bunky.
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Who knows?
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Maybe he can put
in a good word for us.
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Are you sure you don't mind
my seeing him again, Moose?
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I mean, uh, Bunky and
I were a pretty hot item
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before you snatched
me away from him.
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Heh. Bunky Nelson? That twerp.
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He couldn't even
make first-string varsity.
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But, Moose, he's a
famous astronaut now.
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And I'm a famous
electrical supply contractor.
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Hey, you trying to
make me jealous?
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Listen, honey, if I ever catch
anybody making a pass at you,
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I'll break him in half.
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But... Bunky Nelson?
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Come on.
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Okay, Moose.
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I just wanted to be sure.
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I saw your picture
in Tony's yearbook.
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You were pretty then,
but you're prettier now.
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Oh, thank you.
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Well, I was just...
Oh, oh, look.
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I wouldn't go in there.
He's not there. He's, uh...
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I know, he's my best friend.
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I have some pictures
of him in my office.
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Would you like to
go over to, uh...?
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We can talk about
him in my office.
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I don't think I...
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Honey, anybody...
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Anybody who helps me get
those contracts is okay by me.
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You know something, Moose? Mm?
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Sometimes I think
your precious contracts
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are more important
to you than I am.
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You, uh, like the fur coats
those contracts let me get you?
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Right? Yeah.
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Okay. Well, if they let me
make the toggle switches
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for their rockets, I'll buy you
sable instead of dyed rabbit.
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Push, pull, on, off.
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They must need a million of 'em.
254
00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:21,466
So you see...
255
00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,582
So you see, Tony's a
happily married man,
256
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:27,650
to a wonderful girl.
257
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,485
She, uh... She
sounds a lot like you.
258
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,320
The same voice.
259
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,221
Really? Really.
260
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:36,692
Is she, uh, prettier than I am?
261
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,093
Uh, is she prettier
than you are?
262
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:39,361
Well, let's put it this way.
263
00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:40,930
She's a married pretty and, uh,
264
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,599
you're a single pretty.
265
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:47,636
You, uh... You are
single, aren't you?
266
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,926
Uh...
267
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,642
Uh, yes.
268
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,045
After Bunky, there
was no one I could...
269
00:13:57,069 --> 00:14:00,738
You poor kid, pining away all
those years in Flower's Corners.
270
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:03,986
Fowler's Corners.
271
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:07,289
Yeah, Flower's Corners.
Just... Just thinking of Tony.
272
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:08,612
What a nice kid.
273
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:13,451
Come in.
274
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,100
Bunky Nelson.
275
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:19,835
I'd know you anywhere.
276
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:23,406
Well, Bonnie. I'd
know you anywhere.
277
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,707
Now, this is wonderful.
278
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,742
Here, here. Sit down, please.
279
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:29,212
Say, you haven't
changed since high school.
280
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,180
Oh, and you're just
as handsome as ever.
281
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,349
That uniform becomes you.
282
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,384
Thanks. This is
quite a surprise.
283
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,103
I... I didn't expect
you until tomorrow.
284
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,305
Oh, well, we took
an earlier plane.
285
00:14:39,329 --> 00:14:40,439
We? Mm.
286
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,892
Moose Murphy and I.
Well, you remember.
287
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,560
The all-city fullback.
288
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,063
Heh. We got married, you know.
289
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,046
What?
290
00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:49,949
Oh, you didn't know.
291
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,318
That's strange.
292
00:14:52,342 --> 00:14:54,182
I didn't think it'd
hurt this much.
293
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:57,206
Oh, Bunky, come on now.
294
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,825
Not after all these
years. Hee-hee.
295
00:14:59,849 --> 00:15:02,628
Major Healey, I think that I
would like to see Bunky now.
296
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,930
W-w-wait a minute. You
just sit down and talk.
297
00:15:04,954 --> 00:15:07,333
Sit down for a drink and we
can have a few sandwiches here.
298
00:15:07,357 --> 00:15:09,668
We could talk. We have
so much in common.
299
00:15:09,692 --> 00:15:12,270
What do we have in
common, Major Healey?
300
00:15:12,294 --> 00:15:14,440
What do we have in common?
What do we have in common?
301
00:15:14,464 --> 00:15:15,941
Oh, well, what do
we have in common?
302
00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:18,910
Well, to begin with, neither
one of us are married.
303
00:15:18,934 --> 00:15:22,348
We're just here to sit here
and talk about old Bunky.
304
00:15:22,372 --> 00:15:25,606
Oh, Bunky, I had no idea.
305
00:15:26,743 --> 00:15:28,320
Yes, after all these years,
306
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,488
finally in my arms again.
307
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,357
Bunky, now wait. You've
got the wrong idea.
308
00:15:31,381 --> 00:15:32,942
Bunky... Darling,
309
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,361
y-you'd better go home
before somebody sees you.
310
00:15:35,385 --> 00:15:37,947
What? Ye... Uh,
don't you understand?
311
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,648
I recognized you
from the first moment.
312
00:15:41,057 --> 00:15:43,135
Yes, that's what you said. Yeah.
313
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:46,172
S-sweetheart, I-I suppose I
should be angry at you, uh,
314
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,941
but I guess it's normal
for a wife to be jealous
315
00:15:48,965 --> 00:15:50,710
of her husband's
childhood sweetheart.
316
00:15:50,734 --> 00:15:52,511
But I want you to
understand... Ooh!
317
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,880
I want you to understand
that you're my wife, I love you.
318
00:15:54,904 --> 00:15:57,883
There's never been anybody
else. Do you understand?
319
00:15:57,907 --> 00:16:01,270
Bunky, tell me something.
320
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,512
They let men in your
condition go to the moon?
321
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:09,395
Major Healey, please. We
will all have a drink later.
322
00:16:09,419 --> 00:16:12,231
Ah. Right now all I
want to do is see my...
323
00:16:12,255 --> 00:16:14,233
Is see good old Bunky.
324
00:16:14,257 --> 00:16:16,101
Yeah, well, we can see
good old Bunky later.
325
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:17,669
We'll go to lunch
and talk about him.
326
00:16:17,693 --> 00:16:19,571
Oh, Major Healey.
327
00:16:19,595 --> 00:16:21,273
You are making a mistake.
328
00:16:21,297 --> 00:16:23,142
I'm making a mistake?
I'm making a mistake?
329
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:25,828
He's a happily married man.
You wanna be a home wrecker?
330
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,930
We'll go over to my
apartment and you can wreck it.
331
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:32,635
Major Healey...
let go of my hand.
332
00:16:35,111 --> 00:16:37,122
Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
333
00:16:37,146 --> 00:16:39,342
Wait, I'll never forgive
myself if I let you go.
334
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,833
Hit him low and hit him hard.
335
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,231
Uh, fella, no
running in the halls.
336
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,255
Ah, wait a minute!
337
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,322
So this is what I
get for trusting you.
338
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,724
I find you billing and cooing
339
00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:56,814
with the first astronaut
who comes along.
340
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,486
Okay, let's go.
341
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,290
We're getting out of here.
342
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,761
The heck with the
toggle switches.
343
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,444
Major Healey, what are
you doing on the floor?
344
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,847
What are you doing?
What happened?
345
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,416
Wake up. Wake up,
major. What happened?
346
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,852
Wait a minute. Oh, yeah, I
was talking to this girl and...
347
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:23,952
I knew it.
348
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,288
I knew that one of these days
349
00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:28,190
one of your girls would
get you into trouble.
350
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,358
It must be one of those days,
351
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,326
'cause one of those
girls got me into trouble.
352
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:32,428
Yes, well, here we go, now.
353
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:33,596
Take it easy. Oh, my head.
354
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,130
Oh, come, come,
come, come, come.
355
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:38,222
And for heaven's sakes,
major, stay out of these corridors.
356
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,636
Bunky, stop it. Let me go.
357
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:42,805
What are you doing?
358
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,773
Jeannie, will you cut it
out and blink us home?
359
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,342
Jeannie? Who's Jeannie?
And what do you mean, blink?
360
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:48,543
You're weird. What?
361
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:49,978
Help! Shh!
362
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,780
How long are you gonna
keep this up anyhow?
363
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,248
Major Nelson,
what are you doing?
364
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,417
It's all right, sir.
She needs a little air.
365
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:56,874
Well, I shouldn't wonder.
366
00:17:58,144 --> 00:17:59,922
That's funny.
367
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:03,059
I thought I saw that
other fellow carry her off.
368
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:19,641
Oh... where am I?
369
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:22,211
Ah! Oh, dear, I remember.
370
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,868
We're going right back
to Fowler's Corners.
371
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,973
Bonnie. Bonnie, where are you?
372
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,277
She's gone back to find him.
373
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,526
He must have her hypnotized.
374
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,895
Well, we'll just see about that.
375
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,465
When I find that guy,
the space program's
376
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,371
gonna be short one astronaut.
377
00:18:48,678 --> 00:18:50,389
Hey, have you seen my wife?
378
00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:51,757
I beg your pardon? My wife.
379
00:18:51,781 --> 00:18:52,924
I'm looking for my wife
380
00:18:52,948 --> 00:18:55,026
and that astronaut
who made a pass at her.
381
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,262
Oh, so that's how it was. Yeah.
382
00:18:57,286 --> 00:19:00,065
Well, you needn't worry.
She's in good hands now.
383
00:19:00,089 --> 00:19:02,167
Major Nelson took her home.
384
00:19:02,191 --> 00:19:04,370
Bunky Nelson?
385
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:06,071
The other guy was a blind.
386
00:19:06,095 --> 00:19:08,462
Oh, Moose, you idiot.
387
00:19:11,601 --> 00:19:12,911
Bunky?
388
00:19:12,935 --> 00:19:15,302
Where have I heard
that name before?
389
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,277
Major Healey.
390
00:19:25,615 --> 00:19:28,482
Major, are you going
to make a habit of this?
391
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,033
Ooh, I am beginning to wonder
392
00:19:34,057 --> 00:19:36,868
if this was such a
good idea after all.
393
00:19:36,892 --> 00:19:38,637
Jeannie, how long
you gonna keep this up?
394
00:19:38,661 --> 00:19:40,072
Come on.
395
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,606
What are you going to do?
396
00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:44,276
I'm gonna ask you to sit
down here and calm down
397
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,378
while I explain the whole
thing over to you again.
398
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,347
The masquerade
is finished. It's over.
399
00:19:48,371 --> 00:19:49,532
I love you, Jeannie.
400
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,199
And I don't plan on
loving anybody else
401
00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:52,535
for the rest of my life.
402
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,536
Oh, I take it back.
403
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,788
I think it is a marvelous idea.
404
00:19:55,812 --> 00:19:57,823
You understand?
405
00:19:57,847 --> 00:19:58,958
No.
406
00:19:58,982 --> 00:19:59,982
I do.
407
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:01,977
You stay here.
408
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,241
Whatever it is, I'll handle it.
409
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,526
Yes...? Where is she?!
410
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,353
Huh? Where is she? Oh!
411
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,922
Moo... Moose,
hi... Moose, it's me.
412
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,390
Don't give me that, you twerp.
413
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,193
No, no. It's not
what you think. It...
414
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,444
Moose!
415
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,378
Bonnie.
416
00:20:20,402 --> 00:20:23,114
Bonnie, how could you?
417
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:25,067
He... He made me.
418
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:27,119
Oh, I get it. It was
you all the time.
419
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:30,206
B-Bonnie... Bunky
Nelson, the twerp.
420
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,658
M-Moose, Moose,
for old time's sake...
421
00:20:32,682 --> 00:20:33,959
It was a mistake...
422
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,427
Wait a minute,
what are you doing?
423
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,713
Hit him low and hit him hard.
424
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,857
Isn't there any way to stop...
425
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:54,597
Oh, Moose... Jeannie, Jeannie.
426
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,298
Oh, oh. Moose, Moose.
427
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,634
Hey, I-I-I'm sorry. I... Oh!
428
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:01,925
Jeannie!? Jeannie?
Jeannie, look.
429
00:21:03,212 --> 00:21:05,057
You do care about me.
430
00:21:05,081 --> 00:21:07,181
You do care.
431
00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:09,961
Hey, coach.
432
00:21:09,985 --> 00:21:13,699
Listen, coach, if Bunky
can block like that,
433
00:21:13,723 --> 00:21:15,400
you ought to put
him on the first string.
434
00:21:15,424 --> 00:21:17,035
Oh, come on, Moose, darling.
435
00:21:17,059 --> 00:21:18,436
Let's go home.
436
00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:21,773
I don't ever wanna see
Bunky Nelson again.
437
00:21:21,797 --> 00:21:23,274
Come on. Yeah.
438
00:21:23,298 --> 00:21:24,497
Time for a shower.
439
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,728
You understand?
440
00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,530
I never wanna see a
Bonnie Crenshaw again,
441
00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:30,532
you understand? Yes,
darling. I understand.
442
00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:31,967
Never again. A-and that goes
443
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,202
for you as Bonnie Crenshaw
444
00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:35,070
and the real Bonnie
Crenshaw you blinked up
445
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,639
to look like Bonnie Crenshaw.
Yes, darling! I love you too.
446
00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:39,497
I love you so much. Ha-ha.
447
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,847
I'm telling you, there
wasn't anything I could do.
448
00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,236
But...
449
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:51,687
Hi, Tony. How about
a little lunch, huh?
450
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:53,254
Oh, I can't. What's the matter?
451
00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:55,457
Well, I just had to cancel
a luncheon engagement
452
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,860
with Jeannie because
some Lieutenant Dawson
453
00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,427
is coming in from Houston.
454
00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:00,662
I have to have lunch with him.
455
00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:02,430
Who's Lieutenant
Dawson? I don't know.
456
00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:04,032
Some guy coming in
from NASA, I guess.
457
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:06,001
Diplomatic guy or
something. Major Nelson,
458
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:07,469
Lieutenant Dawson here.
459
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,371
You're Lieutenant Dawson?
460
00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:11,106
Yes. She's Lieutenant Dawson.
461
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,207
Well, I'm Major Healey.
462
00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:13,375
How do you do? How are you?
463
00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:14,743
Hi. Did you have a nice flight?
464
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,211
Magic carpet
service all the way.
465
00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:17,479
Yeah, magic carpet service...
466
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,047
I just blinked my
eyes and I was here.
467
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,049
Yeah, that's not
Dawson, that's Jeannie.
468
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:22,651
My name's not Jeannie.
469
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,353
Don't you think that's informal,
calling her by her first name?
470
00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:27,856
You promised you wouldn't
make trouble. Blink out of here.
471
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,024
What are you talking about?
472
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:30,325
You're not gonna blink?
473
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,227
You know how she gets
when she doesn't blink.
474
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:34,429
We gotta get her out of
here. I'll get her anywhere.
475
00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:35,597
Husband?
476
00:22:35,621 --> 00:22:37,666
Husband, I am so sorry.
477
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,523
I did not mean to
cause trouble. I...
478
00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:45,207
Wha...? What are you doing here?
479
00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:47,643
Major Nelson, what is going
on? Yeah, what's going on?
480
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,178
I'm sorry. I got
a little confused.
481
00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:50,312
Uh, I thought you were her.
482
00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:52,314
And I thought she,
of course, was you.
483
00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:54,983
Would you take
her to lunch, please?
484
00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:56,851
Yeah. Well, I don't
like it... Not her. Her.
485
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,454
Will someone take me to
lunch? I liked her in the first place.
486
00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:01,011
See ya.
487
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,394
Shall we go to lunch?
488
00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:07,251
Oh, yes, master!
489
00:23:08,305 --> 00:24:08,342
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
490
00:24:08,392 --> 00:24:12,942
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