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Let's see...
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"One carton
tohmemie."
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"Two pounds kipbi."
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Hmmm.
"One quart yachni."
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Ooh. Low-fat.
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One... Oh, hello,
Major Healey.
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Hi, Jeannie.
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What are you doing here?
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I am doing the grocery shopping.
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Aren't you afraid
somebody'll see you?
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Oh, no. I promised my master
that no one would notice me.
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I am being very careful.
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See?
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Why not give it
the old one, two, three,
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and blink up a whole
cupboard full of groceries?
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I could not do that. I would
miss out on all the specials.
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Low-fat yachni.
Mm-hm.
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And it is only 79 cents.
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That's a break.
Seventy-nine cents. Oh.
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Excuse me,
you're blocking traffic.
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Oh, I am terribly sorry.
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This is a supermarket,
not a dating bureau.
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Nice talking to you.
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I do not know why people
have to be so unpleasant.
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I guess not everybody has
a genie to do their shopping.
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Let's get outta here.
Follow me. Shh, right here.
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Nine hundred
and ninety-eight.
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Nine hundred thousand,
nine hundred and ninety-nine.
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One million.
She's the one.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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Congratulations, miss.
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You are the one millionth person
to shop in Food City.
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And you won't believe
what's gonna happen to you.
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No.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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may I present
the queen of the supermarket.
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[APPLAUSE]
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[?]
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[APPLAUSE]
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I do not understand.
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Ah, well, she's a little
flustered, and no wonder.
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It's very simple, miss.
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You are the one millionth person
to shop in Food City.
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And we're gonna honor you
with some marvelous prizes.
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Oh, well, thank you very much,
but I do not think...
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Don't be selfish.
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Think about... Tony.
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Oh, I am thinking of him,
and I do not think he...
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Well, don't think of Tony.
Think of me. What, eh...?
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What...?
What kind of prizes?
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Well, first of all,
a month's free groceries.
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A month's supply
of free groceries.
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Good, good, good.
What...? What else?
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An entire wardrobe
by Jeannette Dupree
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of Cocoa Beach.
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Oh, Major Healey,
I make all my own clothes.
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You're being selfish again.
I'll take it.
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Major Healey, you would
look silly in a wardrobe
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by Jeannette Dupree.
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Are you kidding? It's free,
I'll wear it. She'll accept.
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Fine, fine, fine, fine.
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Now, Miss, eh...
What's your name?
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Major Healey, I...
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Major Healey.
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J-Jeannie. Jeannie's her name.
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Major Jeannie.
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Uh, n-no, just Jeannie.
I do not have a last name.
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Ah, la... La... Her last name
is Nelson. Nelson.
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1020 Palm Drive,
uh, Cocoa Beach.
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Miss or Mrs.?
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Alas, I am not a Mrs.
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Good, because
for single persons,
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we have a special bonus prize.
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Really?
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Don't tell me.
Uh, two weeks in Hawaii?
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[LAUGHING] Oh, no, no.
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A convertible?
Her own tropic island?
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Major Healey, I cannot
go any further with this
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until I have spoken
to my master.
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I shall return.
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Nothing quite as elaborate
as that, major. It's...
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What happened to the queen?
Uh, what queen?
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The queen of the supermarket.
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Oh, that queen.
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Well, she's over
near the yachni section.
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Seventy-five cent sp-special.
I'll get her.
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[?]
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Major Nelson, I don't understand
your reluctance.
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The Cocoa Beach Rodeo
is gonna be quite a gala affair.
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Oh, sir, I... I rode a lot
when I was a kid,
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but I haven't been on a horse
in five years.
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Well, you won't be
required to perform.
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All you have to do as honorary
grand marshal is to ride in,
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and then preside
over the contests.
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Dr. Bellows, I'm no good
at publicity. You know that.
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All those personal appearances...
All right, major, all right.
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All the other astronauts
are gonna be occupied,
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so I suppose
I'll have to do it myself.
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There.
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That's very colorful, sir.
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Well, I used to do
a bit of riding
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myself in my younger days.
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Pecos Alfred, they called me.
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You'll be wonderful.
Yeah.
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I'm sorry you won't join us,
Nelson.
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I'll be seeing you, pardner.
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Pardner.
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Good morning, master.
Jeannie, what are you doing?
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I've told you... Dr. Bellows...
What if you had popped in then?
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I'm sorry, master,
but I had to talk to you.
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I have been made
queen of the supermarkets.
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You've been made what?!
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Well, you see, I... I was the
millionth customer in Food City,
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a-and so they
made me queen.
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I did not wish to accept,
and there are a lot of prizes,
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but Major Healey said that I
would be very selfish...
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Wait. Was Roger there with you?
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Never mind.
Don't go any further.
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He heard "prizes" and he...
He went crazy, right?
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That's right, master.
You can't do it.
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That's impossible. You know
about you and publicity.
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They'll ask questions,
all that stuff.
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You do not have
to shout at me, master.
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I did not want to accept.
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Oh, well, all... All right.
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Is...? Is Roger still there?
Yes, master.
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All right, now, y-you go home
and don't show your face
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around that food market again,
you understand?
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Thank you.
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Let's see how Roger's
gonna get his prizes
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without a queen.
Ha, ha, ha.
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Lunch is ready, master.
Guess what I've made.
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Well, if it's saut๏ฟฝed khaldoons,
I'm tired of them.
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Oh, no, master. It is paella.
Look. Oh.
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[WHOOPING]
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[?]
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Hey, horses.
Oh!
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Horses on our street?
Yeah, how about...
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Oh, it must have something to do
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with the rodeo Dr. Bellows
tried to rope me into.
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You sure this is the house?
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Yeah, it says 1020 Palm Drive.
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Well, the little filly
must be in there. Whoo!
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[?]
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Come on.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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You'd better get back
to your bottle. Yeah, go on.
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Tsk. Oh!
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Howdy, pardner.
Hi, hi. Ow.
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Hi. A-are you guys
looking for me?
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Well, not unless you changed
a whole lot in the last hour.
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[LAUGHS]
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[LAUGHS]
[CHUCKLES]
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Well, if it's about the rodeo,
I've already told Dr. Bellows
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that I can't be
the grand marshal.
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Now, whoa there, sonny.
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You're a mite confused.
We don't want you.
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We're looking for
a pretty little filly
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by the name of, uh, Jeannie.
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That's right.
Jeannie?
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Yeah, the one that
was over at the Food City
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a couple hours ago.
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Uh, she won the grand prize.
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Which means she's gonna be
queen of the Cocoa Beach Rodeo.
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[WHOOPS]
[WHOOPS]
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[CHUCKLES]
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Quite a pair of lungs
you got there, Tex.
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Well, I'm afraid you made a
mistake.
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Oh, hold on, sonny,
there's no mistake.
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She gave her address
as 1020 Palm Drive.
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Well, there's nobody
by that name living here.
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I'll go get her.
Oh, hi, hi, guys.
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Hi. Great, isn't it?
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Yeah, I wanna talk to you.
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Not now.
I've gotta get the queen.
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Yeah, right now.
Don't go away, guys.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
I just had this thing pressed.
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Have you gone
stark staring berserk?
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Ah, I know
what you're upset about:
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It's the prizes, right?
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I'll give you the food.
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I'll take the convertible
and trip to Hawaii...
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No, no. Jeannie's not
queen of anything.
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Too late. She's already queen.
If that woman hadn't crowded...
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MAN: Hey, major.
Uh, wait a minute.
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I had this pressed.
Wait a minute, will you?
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I just had this suit pressed.
Don't you understand?
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Officially,
Jeannie doesn't exist.
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No birth certificate,
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passport, driver's license.
A driver's license?
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You don't need a driver's
license to ride a horse.
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Or a passport.
She's a genie!
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[YELLS]
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You called, master?
No, no, I...
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I did.
No, no. Back to your bottle.
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But I heard...
It was a mistake.
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Back in your bottle.
On better thought,
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go to see your mother
in Baghdad.
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Major Healey. Aha,
there's our lucky little queen.
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What happened to you in the
market? We looked everywhere.
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Well, I-I thought I should...
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She got very excited
and just wanted
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to tell someone about it.
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I can certainly understand that.
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She's got a great experience
ahead of her.
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Now step outside. There's some
people who'd like to meet you.
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Oh, thank you.
I do not think I should.
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Yeah, she'd love to.
But I...
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I didn't say any...
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Now you have to
go through with it.
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He's already seen you.
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Miss, I'd like you to meet
Mr. Charles Akins,
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the owner of the
Wild West Rodeo.
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How do you do, sir?
Hey, what about me?
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Ain't somebody gonna introduce
me to the little filly?
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Rein in, Billy boy, rein in.
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Miss, this is Wild Bill Barrows,
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our best bronco buster.
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BARROWS [LAUGHING]:
Yes, ma'am.
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And I'm the roughest,
toughest, rootinest, tootinest,
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ring-tailed buckaroo
that ever roped a calf.
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[WHOOPS]
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Take it easy.
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Don't worry none, major.
Billy Boy won' hurt her.
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Besides, if he comes out
top cowboy
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in this rodeo
like he figures to, heh-heh,
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why, he'll even win a date
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with this pretty little filly
as part of the prize.
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Whoo-hoo!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, old pardner.
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Take it easy there.
Heh-heh-heh!
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Hey, fella, cool it.
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Easy there, son.
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Don't you know better
than to go fussing
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around a man
working with a loop?
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[YELLS]
[SCREAMS]
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You... You hurt my master!
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Billy boy,
what in tarnation happened?
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Here.
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Dad-blamest thing
I ever saw.
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That little lady roped me
in nothing flat.
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00:10:38,386 --> 00:10:40,754
You know, she's
a natural-born cowgirl.
246
00:10:40,755 --> 00:10:41,922
[SCREAMS]
247
00:10:41,923 --> 00:10:44,625
Oh, little lady,
when I win this here contest,
248
00:10:44,626 --> 00:10:45,859
you and me are gonna go out
249
00:10:45,860 --> 00:10:47,661
and have ourselves a time!
250
00:10:47,662 --> 00:10:50,797
Yee-haw!
Hey, watch it! Watch it!
251
00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:56,170
Believe me, I don't like
the idea any more than you,
252
00:10:56,171 --> 00:10:57,738
but you've got
to go through with it.
253
00:10:57,739 --> 00:11:00,107
Why could I not just disappear
254
00:11:00,108 --> 00:11:02,476
until the rodeo is over?
Because...
255
00:11:02,477 --> 00:11:04,545
I can go visit my mother.
No, no.
256
00:11:04,546 --> 00:11:05,846
Everybody's seen you here.
257
00:11:05,847 --> 00:11:08,081
They'd ask questions.
They know you live here.
258
00:11:08,082 --> 00:11:11,419
So you are just going to
abandon me?
259
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:12,953
Wh-what's so terrible
about it?
260
00:11:12,954 --> 00:11:15,356
All you have to do is be the
queen of the rodeo, that's all.
261
00:11:15,357 --> 00:11:17,625
Yeah, and go out
with Genghis Khan.
262
00:11:17,626 --> 00:11:20,160
Oh, come on,
you're exaggerating.
263
00:11:20,161 --> 00:11:22,496
Wild Bill Barrows
is not Genghis Khan.
264
00:11:22,497 --> 00:11:25,199
Oh, yes, he is too, master.
They are exactly alike.
265
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,202
You forget.
I knew Genghis Khan.
266
00:11:28,203 --> 00:11:30,771
You don't even have an
indication that he's gonna win.
267
00:11:30,772 --> 00:11:31,972
He will win.
268
00:11:31,973 --> 00:11:35,042
Genghis Khan always wins.
Oh...
269
00:11:36,244 --> 00:11:37,311
I know.
270
00:11:37,312 --> 00:11:39,279
I will fix it
so that he cannot win.
271
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:41,982
I will make him fall...
No, no, no. No tricks. No.
272
00:11:41,983 --> 00:11:43,250
Jeannie, Jeannie, no tricks.
273
00:11:43,251 --> 00:11:45,052
That's exactly why I'm having
you do this.
274
00:11:45,053 --> 00:11:47,655
So nobody'll get suspicious.
Oh, but, master, have pity...
275
00:11:47,656 --> 00:11:49,957
No, I'm sorry. You're gonna
have to do it my way.
276
00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:51,692
That's an order.
277
00:11:51,693 --> 00:11:53,260
Very well, master.
278
00:11:53,261 --> 00:11:55,028
I will do it your way.
279
00:11:55,029 --> 00:11:56,196
But you will not like it.
280
00:11:56,197 --> 00:11:58,065
Now, wait a minute. Don't...
Don't go...
281
00:11:58,066 --> 00:11:59,917
No, no, no.
I don't want you to go...
282
00:11:59,918 --> 00:12:01,685
J-Jeannie, come back here.
283
00:12:01,686 --> 00:12:02,686
Jeannie!
284
00:12:03,922 --> 00:12:05,939
[?]
285
00:12:12,214 --> 00:12:13,934
ROGER:
Howdy, pardners.
286
00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:20,421
Stop.
Yeah. Whoa.
287
00:12:20,422 --> 00:12:23,757
Oh, now I know why
they call these "chaps."
288
00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:25,559
Now remember what we're
supposed to do.
289
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:26,927
What're we supposed to do?
290
00:12:26,928 --> 00:12:29,263
We get next to Jeannie
in the box, right? Yeah.
291
00:12:29,264 --> 00:12:31,832
If she looks like she's gonna
zap Brewster, we stop her. Dig?
292
00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:33,901
Why don't we just sit next to
her in our uniforms?
293
00:12:33,902 --> 00:12:35,903
Because she would connect me
with Dr. Bellows.
294
00:12:35,904 --> 00:12:37,604
Yeah, of course.
The thing to do is just
295
00:12:37,605 --> 00:12:39,507
look like all
the other cowboys around here.
296
00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:42,276
You know, relax,
take it easy, just easy.
297
00:12:49,051 --> 00:12:52,486
Walk bowlegged, right?
Here we go.
298
00:12:52,487 --> 00:12:55,756
Just a minute, gents.
Sign here.
299
00:12:55,757 --> 00:12:57,558
Uh, what am I signing here?
It's nothing.
300
00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:58,992
You gotta sign
before you get in.
301
00:12:58,993 --> 00:13:00,161
Oh, good.
Here, sign that.
302
00:13:00,162 --> 00:13:01,529
I'm not signing.
Just sign it.
303
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,530
Yeah, I'm signing it.
Okay.
304
00:13:04,466 --> 00:13:05,666
Thanks, gents.
You know,
305
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:09,170
entering a rodeo is a mite
dangerous thing. Ha-ha-ha!
306
00:13:09,171 --> 00:13:10,371
In case anything happens,
307
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:13,240
this is a notification
to your next of kin.
308
00:13:13,241 --> 00:13:14,808
[LAUGHS]
309
00:13:14,809 --> 00:13:17,411
What do you mean? We're... We're
not signing up with anybody.
310
00:13:17,412 --> 00:13:18,912
No, we were just walking
through...
311
00:13:18,913 --> 00:13:21,032
Everyone's ready,
Mr. Akins.
312
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:23,066
Shall we start the parade?
Sure, Pecos Alfred.
313
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,968
I was just signing up
these last two cowpokes.
314
00:13:24,969 --> 00:13:26,787
BELLOWS:
What event are they entering?
315
00:13:26,788 --> 00:13:28,539
They haven't
made up their mind yet.
316
00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:31,392
Oh, they think we're entering.
We're not. We'll get out of it.
317
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:33,994
It's just, uh, bulldogging,
calf roping, that kind of stuff.
318
00:13:33,995 --> 00:13:36,797
I was almost trampled by my
rocking horse when I was 3.
319
00:13:36,798 --> 00:13:39,183
I'm not signing anything.
I'll be with you in a minute,
320
00:13:39,184 --> 00:13:40,585
soon as I finish
signing them up.
321
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:41,819
Okay, I'll see you later.
322
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:44,722
You sure get some strange ones.
323
00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:46,591
Well, boys, what's it gonna be?
324
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:50,877
Huh? Is it gonna be rearing
a steer or rearing a horse?
325
00:13:50,878 --> 00:13:52,513
Oh, now.
What about a wild chicken?
326
00:13:52,514 --> 00:13:53,780
[LAUGHS]
327
00:13:53,781 --> 00:13:55,849
Oh, no, I didn't come to enter.
He's, uh...
328
00:13:55,850 --> 00:13:57,118
My old buddy here is a clown.
329
00:13:57,119 --> 00:13:59,703
A rodeo clown. Oh, yeah,
you wanna watch something?
330
00:13:59,704 --> 00:14:01,421
[LAUGHS]
331
00:14:01,422 --> 00:14:02,656
That's great.
332
00:14:02,657 --> 00:14:05,058
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!
333
00:14:05,059 --> 00:14:09,062
Hurt me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
334
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,400
[?]
335
00:14:17,622 --> 00:14:19,906
[CROWD WHISTLING, CHEERING]
336
00:14:19,907 --> 00:14:21,575
WOMAN:
Whoo-hoo!
337
00:14:26,948 --> 00:14:27,948
[APPLAUSE]
338
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,660
[APPLAUSE]
339
00:14:56,661 --> 00:14:59,329
Oh. Oh, Tony. Oh,
look at that, look at that.
340
00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:01,182
What?
Lookit!
341
00:15:01,183 --> 00:15:02,365
[WHOOPING]
342
00:15:03,468 --> 00:15:05,219
[BOTH LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]
343
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:07,371
Yeah. Next... Next time around,
you get the genie
344
00:15:07,372 --> 00:15:08,839
and tell her to
blink us outta here
345
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,157
before I get killed, huh?
Yeah.
346
00:15:10,158 --> 00:15:12,176
Come on.
347
00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:13,377
Yeah.
348
00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:20,568
Jeannie, the one
with the moustache.
349
00:15:20,569 --> 00:15:22,302
Do you see the one
with the moustache?
350
00:15:22,303 --> 00:15:24,739
Jeannie? Ahhh!
351
00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:26,423
[APPLAUSE]
352
00:15:26,424 --> 00:15:28,458
[LAUGHING]
353
00:15:29,894 --> 00:15:32,463
BARROWS: You clowns
are something else.
354
00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:34,732
AKINS [OVER PA]:
Ladies and gentlemen,
355
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,834
we want to extend to one and all
356
00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:38,802
a sincere welcome.
357
00:15:38,803 --> 00:15:43,391
The Cocoa Beach Rodeois about to begin.
358
00:15:43,392 --> 00:15:45,176
[LAUGHS]
BARROWS: All right,
359
00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:47,057
partner, time to go
back to work.
360
00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:51,364
[MARCHING BAND PLAYING]
361
00:15:56,270 --> 00:15:57,905
[SNEEZING]
362
00:16:05,079 --> 00:16:06,364
AKINS:
Ladies and gentlemen,
363
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,599
the first event of the afternoon
364
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,234
is gonna be calf roping.
365
00:16:11,018 --> 00:16:12,870
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
366
00:16:20,161 --> 00:16:21,995
[CALF MOOS]
367
00:16:24,999 --> 00:16:27,935
[CROWD CHEERING, WHISTLING]
368
00:16:43,184 --> 00:16:45,118
[COW MOOING]
369
00:16:47,422 --> 00:16:48,956
Contestant number seven:
370
00:16:48,957 --> 00:16:51,659
Wild Bill Barrows.
371
00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:53,026
[APPLAUSE]
372
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,732
[CALF MOOING]
373
00:17:00,502 --> 00:17:05,256
Yeah! Ladies and gentlemen,
the best time yet: 16 seconds.
374
00:17:08,593 --> 00:17:10,894
Contestant number eight
is a late entry
375
00:17:10,895 --> 00:17:13,314
all the way from Texas:
376
00:17:13,315 --> 00:17:14,931
The Pinto Kid.
377
00:17:24,493 --> 00:17:26,343
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
378
00:17:30,782 --> 00:17:32,983
First time
I ever saw anything like that.
379
00:17:32,984 --> 00:17:35,018
The horse roped him.
380
00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:04,815
AKINS: Another record
for Wild Bill Barrows.
381
00:18:06,651 --> 00:18:10,287
Sure looks like Wild Bill's
gonna be your date tonight. Heh.
382
00:18:20,198 --> 00:18:22,132
Aw, doggone it.
383
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:31,992
[APPLAUSE]
384
00:18:37,482 --> 00:18:39,149
Jeannie, the Pinto Kid...
385
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:42,185
Ha, ha, ha.
Whoa! Oh, God.
386
00:18:44,222 --> 00:18:46,073
AKINS: And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
387
00:18:46,074 --> 00:18:48,608
the event that you all
have been waiting for.
388
00:18:48,609 --> 00:18:52,479
The final of the Cocoa Beach
Rodeo: Bronco busting.
389
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:55,366
Featuring the wildest
and most dangerous horseflesh
390
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:57,818
ever shot out of a corral.
391
00:18:57,819 --> 00:18:59,686
[LAUGHS]
392
00:18:59,687 --> 00:19:01,672
As a special prizefor this event,
393
00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:03,607
winner will have the privilege
394
00:19:03,608 --> 00:19:05,008
of escorting our lovely queen
395
00:19:05,009 --> 00:19:06,610
for an evening on the town.
396
00:19:06,611 --> 00:19:08,629
[APPLAUSE]
397
00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:12,149
Sorry, this is it, Ton. The...
The one we've been waiting for.
398
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:13,617
Did you get a hold of Jeannie?
399
00:19:13,618 --> 00:19:14,952
Some clown hit me with water.
400
00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:17,254
Oh.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
401
00:19:17,255 --> 00:19:19,523
Come on, you gotta get up.
Jeannie's counting on you.
402
00:19:19,524 --> 00:19:20,605
Oh, no.
403
00:19:23,611 --> 00:19:27,114
MAN: Get outta the ring.
Full strength, right here.
404
00:19:34,739 --> 00:19:37,458
AKINS: Ladies and gentlemen,
a new rodeo record.
405
00:19:37,459 --> 00:19:41,078
Wild Bill has stayed
on Blue Devil for 30 seconds.
406
00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:42,179
Did you hear that?
407
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:44,882
Bill Barrows has got us
locked up unless you beat him.
408
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:47,217
Well, I hope he and Jeannie
have a very nice time.
409
00:19:47,218 --> 00:19:48,818
You're not giving up?
No.
410
00:19:48,819 --> 00:19:51,454
I'm giving out.
Goodbye.
411
00:19:51,455 --> 00:19:54,225
Wait a minute.
That's not the way out. Wait.
412
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:55,725
There he is,
ladies and gentlemen.
413
00:19:55,726 --> 00:19:57,528
The last contestant:
414
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,430
The Pinto Kid.
415
00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:01,197
[TONY STAMMERING]
416
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:04,668
Crazy. Here we go.
Huh? Ahhh!
417
00:20:04,669 --> 00:20:06,603
[LAUGHING
NERVOUSLY]
418
00:20:06,604 --> 00:20:08,724
Go in. Go on, come on.
No, no, no.
419
00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:11,275
No, no, no, no.
This is not part of...
420
00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:12,542
What do you mean?
Just go.
421
00:20:12,543 --> 00:20:13,577
[YELLS]
422
00:20:17,782 --> 00:20:19,800
[TONY YELLING]
423
00:20:21,335 --> 00:20:23,069
[APPLAUSE]
424
00:20:28,877 --> 00:20:30,544
[YAWNS]
425
00:20:32,063 --> 00:20:34,031
Jeannie. Oh. Oh.
[SCREAMS]
426
00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:36,033
It's me. Look. Roger. Yeah.
[GASPS]
427
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:39,736
Oh. Oh, ha, ha, Major Healey.
Ha, ha.
428
00:20:39,737 --> 00:20:40,938
What are you doing here?
429
00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:42,739
What am I doing here?
What am I doing here?!
430
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,391
That's Tony out there.
431
00:20:44,392 --> 00:20:46,560
My master? Where?
432
00:20:46,561 --> 00:20:47,728
The Pinto Kid,
433
00:20:47,729 --> 00:20:48,979
the one that's
about to be killed
434
00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:51,782
to keep you from going out
with Wild Bill Barrows.
435
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:54,834
Oh, master.
436
00:20:54,835 --> 00:20:56,603
[SQUEALS]
437
00:20:56,604 --> 00:20:57,804
Oh.
438
00:21:04,078 --> 00:21:05,312
[YELLING]
439
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,551
Oh, master.
440
00:21:10,552 --> 00:21:11,768
[YELLING]
441
00:21:24,599 --> 00:21:25,716
[YELLS]
442
00:21:28,152 --> 00:21:29,152
[LAUGHS]
443
00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:32,689
Fantastic.
444
00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:35,859
AKINS:
It's just incredible.
445
00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:37,677
The Pinto Kid
has stayed on that horse
446
00:21:37,678 --> 00:21:39,913
for five full minutes.
447
00:21:39,914 --> 00:21:41,665
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
448
00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:42,733
[LAUGHING]
449
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:46,336
Oh, that should do it.
450
00:21:46,337 --> 00:21:47,538
A minute would have done it.
451
00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:48,705
I know,
452
00:21:48,706 --> 00:21:52,009
but I could not help
teaching my master a lesson.
453
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,893
[TONY YELLING]
454
00:21:53,894 --> 00:21:55,746
[?]
455
00:22:00,801 --> 00:22:03,303
Boy, let me tell you.
Here, boy.
456
00:22:04,805 --> 00:22:07,074
Congratulations.
That's the greatest performance
457
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:08,675
I ever did see.
458
00:22:08,676 --> 00:22:11,962
Major Nelson.
Hello, Dr. Bellows.
459
00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:14,231
And I thought you didn't know
anything about horses.
460
00:22:14,232 --> 00:22:15,298
I don't.
461
00:22:15,299 --> 00:22:18,118
But I sure know a lot
about women.
462
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:20,599
Over this way, boy.
This way, boy.
463
00:22:25,276 --> 00:22:26,292
Oh.
464
00:22:28,062 --> 00:22:29,963
Oh.
465
00:22:29,964 --> 00:22:32,949
Oh, darling master,
where shall we go to dinner?
466
00:22:32,950 --> 00:22:33,950
Dinner?
467
00:22:33,951 --> 00:22:35,585
[WHIMPERING]
468
00:22:38,973 --> 00:22:41,274
Oh, you look beautiful, master.
Oh, thank you.
469
00:22:41,275 --> 00:22:43,376
I suppose you will be going
to the Surf for dinner.
470
00:22:43,377 --> 00:22:44,678
Mm-hm.
471
00:22:44,679 --> 00:22:48,281
And then perhaps dancing
and a-a drive along the beach?
472
00:22:48,282 --> 00:22:50,884
That's right.
It is a beautiful night for it.
473
00:22:50,885 --> 00:22:53,687
Yeah, yeah. Full moon.
H-have a wonderful time.
474
00:22:53,688 --> 00:22:56,189
I will. And do not worry
about getting home early.
475
00:22:56,190 --> 00:22:58,091
I won't.
I will be fine.
476
00:22:58,092 --> 00:23:01,127
Good. Good night, Jeannie.
Good night.
477
00:23:02,614 --> 00:23:05,432
Master.
Aren't you dressed yet?
478
00:23:05,433 --> 00:23:07,835
They're not gonna hold a table.
It's very busy.
479
00:23:07,836 --> 00:23:09,453
But I thought...
Je... You know I hate
480
00:23:09,454 --> 00:23:12,005
to have a date keep me waiting.
Now, will you hurry up?
481
00:23:12,006 --> 00:23:13,156
Oh, master.
482
00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:16,092
Oh, I am so happy.
483
00:23:18,512 --> 00:23:20,447
[?]
484
00:23:20,497 --> 00:23:25,047
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