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[?]
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Look here. I got a...
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I got a bill for 300 pounds
for my estate in England.
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England?
Yeah.
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That sounds reasonable.
What estate is that?
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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You do not have
an estate in England.
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I'll get it.
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I don't know what the...
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Yeah?
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[ENGLISH ACCENT]
Uh, uh, excuse me.
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Uh, I-I'm looking
for Major Anthony Nelson.
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I'm Major Nelson.
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Uh, uh, well, I'm James Ashley.
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I'm with the law firm
of, uh, Ashley & Ashley.
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Oh, yeah. Well, I just got
a letter from your firm.
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Uh, come on in.
Hey, Jeannie?
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Uh, this is Miss Jeannie.
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Hello.
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And, uh, uh, Major Healey.
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How do you do?
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Uh, I-I have some
interesting news for you.
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You see, we represented
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your late Great Uncle Andrew
in England.
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Oh, I did not know you had
a late Great Uncle Andrew.
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Oh, yeah, I met him
when I was about 3 years old.
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I don't even remember him.
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Ah, well, he remembered you.
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He left you his entire estate
in England.
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Oh, master!
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Yeah.
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[?]
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[?]
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[DOORBELL RINGING]
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Now, uh, this is the main house.
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There are several
other buildings on the estate.
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Oh, I'd sure like to have
the butler concession here.
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Would you love to have
this in Cocoa Beach?
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No, no, that's...
That's fine.
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[DOOR CREAKING]
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Good evening, Mr. Ashley.
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Ah, good evening, Smedley.
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This is your new master,
Major Nelson.
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And this is Major Healey,
and, of course, Miss Jeannie.
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Welcome.
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Here, I'll...
I'll take that. Allow me.
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Oh, please don't bother.
Thank you.
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Thank you.
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The electricity's out,
but not to worry.
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ASHLEY:
This way, please.
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ROGER: Quite a place. Must be
the housekeeper's day off.
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Nonsense. This house has stood
nearly 300 years.
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And it should stand
for 300 more.
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Hey, that must be my Great Uncle
Andrew over there, huh?
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Well, it certainly
has a lot of atmosphere.
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Oh, when it is fixed up,
it will be beautiful.
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Just like a home in the movies.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, only Frankenstein
used to live there.
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Ah, the major suddenly
has a marvelous sense of humor.
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No, I'm serious,
this place seems haunted.
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Nonsense. Surely you don't
believe in ghosts.
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Oh, I do.
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No, no, of course not.
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Yes, I do.
No, you don't.
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Look at this stuff.
Isn't this beautiful?
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All these antiques,
they're all mine.
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Look at this, Jeannie.
Isn't that sensational?
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I'll bet you this thing's
200 years old, huh?
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It's all mine.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, I-I'm so sorry, major.
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I-I shall have that
reupholstered in the morning.
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Yeah. Yeah.
Thanks a lot.
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I-I'm... I'm sure you'll spend
a very happy life here, major.
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Well, you... You could use it
as a summer place.
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Yes, sure, and when we weren't
here, I could rent it.
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Ah, that's an excellent idea.
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I think I know
how Uncle Andrew got killed.
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Just what do you mean by that?
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Nothing, nothing.
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Uh, H-how did
Uncle Andrew die?
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Oh, he died in his sleep.
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In bed?
In bed?
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In bed.
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Your beds are ready.
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Smedley has prepared
the upstairs bedrooms.
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I'm sure you all must be
very exhausted.
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Yes, yes, we are kind of tired.
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Well, I'll be running along
to London now.
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If you want anything, just ring,
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and Smedley will be
at your complete disposal.
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I'll be back in the morning
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with the proper papers
for you to sign.
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And then the house
will be officially yours.
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[CHUCKLES]
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I'm sure you'll sleep well.
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There's nothing like
the fresh country air
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for a good night's sleep.
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Good night.
Good night.
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Thanks, again.
Yes, bye, sir.
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Happy dreams.
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The beds...
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are this way.
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I...think I will sleep
in my bottle.
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Yeah. I'm a little tired too.
I'm gonna hit the sack, yeah.
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Yeah, well,
let's hit the sack together.
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Good night, master.
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Good night, Jeannie.
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Good night, Major Healey.
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Good night, Jeannie.
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Good night. Night.
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JEANNIE:
Good night, master.
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Good night.
Good night.
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You first.
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[FLOOR CREAKS]
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[?]
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I guess this is my room.
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Sure gets dark in England,
doesn't it?
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Yeah. I'll see you
in the morning.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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Tony?
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Huh?
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Oh, thank you.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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[WHISTLING]
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Hey, beautiful.
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[WIND WHISTLING]
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Tony? T-Tony.
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Oh, yo, Tony. Tony?
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Tony?
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Hey, Roge?
What's the matter?
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Hey, look at
the wonderful clothes
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I found here in the closet.
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They're full of this old stuff.
Anything wrong?
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Anything wrong?
Oh, no, nothing's wrong.
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I just came in
to see how you were. Heh.
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My candle went out.
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How's your room?
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Oh, it's a little windy.
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Yeah, uh, close your window.
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It is closed.
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Well, you know
how these old houses are.
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Yeah, windy.
Yeah.
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How about this bed?
I'll bet you it's 300 years old.
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Yeah, George slept there.
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George?
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King George III.
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[CHUCKLING] Yeah.
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Well, I guess I better
be getting back
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to the old wind...
Wind tunnel.
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Yeah.
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Well, uh, have a nice sleep.
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Yeah, you bet.
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Yeah, well, good night.
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Night.
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R-rest... Rest well.
I will.
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Good night.
Good night.
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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[?]
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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[FOOTSTEPS, CHAINS RATTLING]
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Who's there?
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Is that you, Tony?
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I don't like practical jokes.
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In the middle of the night.
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In an old English house.
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[WIND HOWLING]
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[MAN SHOUTS]
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[MAN 2 LAUGHING]
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All right.
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All right, who is it?
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[SHOUTS]
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[SHOUTS, GLASS BREAKS]
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[CREAKING]
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Tony?
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Tony! Ahh!
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Tony, Tony, Tony!
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Roger! Ahh!
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Roger. Roger.
Where are you?
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Ah!
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Are you all right?
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Heh? Oh! Oh-oh, boy.
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Listen, I don't wanna knock
your 300-year-old house,
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but I think this place
is haunted.
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Yeah, yeah.
And I know who's haunting it.
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Your Great Uncle Andrew?
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No.
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Your Great Aunt Andrew.
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Jeannie.
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Jeannie?
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Yeah.
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The bed, the chair. Door...
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Sure, she's trying to scare us.
That's what it is.
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She...?
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Yeah, of course she is.
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Let's go down and tell her
she's not succeeding.
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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Uh, Jeannie, would you come out?
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I'd like to, uh,
talk to you, please.
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Jeannie?
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Oh! Coming, master.
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[YAWNS]
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[YAWNING] Yes, master.
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Jeannie, what do you
think you're doing?
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Is anything wrong?
Is anything wrong?
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How do you expect us to sleep
with you carrying on like that?
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Carrying on like what?
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Carrying on... I almost killed
myself falling out of bed.
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And breaking that mirror,
Jeannie.
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That was probably an antique.
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All the furniture
in here is antiques.
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It can't be replaced
not even for just for a joke.
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But what mirror, what bed?
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Don't pretend you weren't
upstairs a minute ago.
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I have been asleep.
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[MAN SHRIEKS]
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Oh!
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[?]
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I've never been haunted before.
I don't think I like it.
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Ah, there must be some logical
explanation for what happened.
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What do you think, Jeannie?
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I think I would like to go home.
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Come on, you don't believe
in ghosts.
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Well, of course
I believe in ghosts.
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Do you not believe in genies?
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See. If ghosts
are good enough for Jeannie,
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they're good enough for me.
Now let's go.
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Roger, what kind of a coward
are you?
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I don't know,
what kind of cowards are there?
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[DOORBELL RINGS] I'll get that.
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No, no, let Smedley get it.
That's his job.
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Yeah.
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[DOORBELL RINGING]
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Smedley.
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Smedley.
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Yes?
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TONY:
Hey, wait a minute, wait.
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Great Scott.
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What on earth is going on here?
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I beg your pardon.
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You should.
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What have you done
to this house?
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What do you mean
what have I done to the house?
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The place is an absolute wreck.
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It was in perfect condition
last week.
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Well, it couldn't have been.
Look at these cobwebs.
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They must have been here
for years.
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Who are you?
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Never mind, never mind.
I'm Major Anthony Nelson.
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The owner of the house.
Now, who are you?
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I am Sir Widgin Willingham.
I am the owner of this house.
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Oh! But you cannot both
own the house, sir.
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Well, of course
we can't both own it.
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I own it, it says so right here.
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Oh, it does say so.
That is his name.
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Hey, who'd you buy
this house from?
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Edward Ashley.
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Oh, well, I-I think there must
be some misunderstanding.
263
00:13:22,751 --> 00:13:24,801
Yeah, that's right.
It's called grand larceny.
264
00:13:24,802 --> 00:13:26,970
I don't know
what you're trying to pull,
265
00:13:26,971 --> 00:13:31,509
but you have 24 hours
to get out of this house.
266
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,177
Ah! Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
267
00:13:33,178 --> 00:13:36,180
If you're still here
when I return tomorrow,
268
00:13:36,181 --> 00:13:39,016
I'll put you into the hands
of the police.
269
00:13:45,723 --> 00:13:47,325
Hey, look.
270
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,026
Look at this thing.
Absolutely fell apart.
271
00:13:49,027 --> 00:13:52,029
I'm going upstairs and pack.
No, we're staying here.
272
00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:53,998
Look, let him have the house.
It's haunted.
273
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,500
He is right, master.
I can be packed in a blink.
274
00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:58,452
Don't you see what's happening?
275
00:13:58,453 --> 00:14:01,255
No, but I felt it when I fell
out of bed last night.
276
00:14:01,256 --> 00:14:04,125
Roger, that was Edward Ashley.
277
00:14:04,126 --> 00:14:06,327
Did I hear my name?
278
00:14:08,896 --> 00:14:11,332
Oh, Mr. Ashley, yes, we were
just speaking of you, sir.
279
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,334
And how is the squire today?
280
00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:14,435
Squeamish.
281
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:16,270
A squeamish squire.
Very good, very good.
282
00:14:16,271 --> 00:14:18,972
[LAUGHING] Good one.
283
00:14:18,973 --> 00:14:22,009
Roger, Jeannie...
284
00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:24,562
Few things you haven't told us
about this house, sir.
285
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,364
Well, I don't know
what you mean.
286
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,532
What he means, sir,
this place is haunted.
287
00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:31,235
Haunted? Nonsense.
Who told you that?
288
00:14:31,236 --> 00:14:33,397
Oh, no one had to tell us.
Look.
289
00:14:33,905 --> 00:14:35,522
Ahhh.
290
00:14:36,825 --> 00:14:38,092
Algernon.
291
00:14:38,093 --> 00:14:39,393
Algernon?
292
00:14:39,394 --> 00:14:43,130
Algernon. Oh. Surely you don't
believe in ghosts.
293
00:14:43,131 --> 00:14:44,248
I do.
294
00:14:44,249 --> 00:14:45,382
Well, surely now you'll be
295
00:14:45,383 --> 00:14:47,051
wanting to go back to America.
296
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,886
But there's no worry.
297
00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:51,255
I'm quite prepared to take over
the sale of the house,
298
00:14:51,256 --> 00:14:52,689
and I have the papers
right here.
299
00:14:52,690 --> 00:14:54,942
Thank you very much.
I've decided to stay.
300
00:14:54,943 --> 00:14:56,643
Stay? You...
Y-you mean, you're...
301
00:14:56,644 --> 00:14:58,646
You're going to stay here?
302
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,932
Oh, I hope
that is not what he means.
303
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:03,567
That's exactly what I mean, Jeannie.
Must we?
304
00:15:03,568 --> 00:15:04,785
Yes, we must.
305
00:15:04,786 --> 00:15:07,120
Major, that's the bravest thing
I've ever heard.
306
00:15:07,121 --> 00:15:09,423
But I can't possibly let you
make this sacrifice.
307
00:15:09,424 --> 00:15:11,359
What happened last night
was nothing.
308
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,993
When Algernon
really gets angry...
309
00:15:12,994 --> 00:15:14,662
blah!
310
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,914
Grrr! Aah!
Yaah!
311
00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:17,931
Ahhh-ah-ah!
312
00:15:17,932 --> 00:15:19,683
Oh, I dread
to even think about it.
313
00:15:19,684 --> 00:15:21,285
Thank you very much,
but I'm staying.
314
00:15:21,286 --> 00:15:22,853
Of course you're staying!
315
00:15:22,854 --> 00:15:24,889
Surely you must stay.
It's your house.
316
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,425
It's your ghost.
Enjoy it while you can.
317
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,793
Thanks.
318
00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:30,694
Well, I'm driving to London.
Anyone need a lift?
319
00:15:30,695 --> 00:15:32,162
I think I will
go visit my mother.
320
00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:34,531
There will not
nobody be going nowhere.
321
00:15:34,532 --> 00:15:36,566
The bridge is washed away.
322
00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:39,903
You'll all have
to stay the night.
323
00:15:39,904 --> 00:15:41,538
All six of us.
324
00:15:41,539 --> 00:15:45,475
[?]
325
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:57,321
[MAN WAILING]
326
00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:11,919
Ah!
327
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,554
I don't like it.
Supposing they catch on?
328
00:16:14,555 --> 00:16:16,257
Shh! They're not going
to catch on.
329
00:16:16,258 --> 00:16:17,925
We almost had them last night.
330
00:16:17,926 --> 00:16:20,094
The other two are ready
to quit already.
331
00:16:20,095 --> 00:16:23,397
Now, that Major Nelson's got
a very stubborn look about him.
332
00:16:23,398 --> 00:16:25,499
Shh! I'll take care of him.
333
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,401
Tonight, we give him
the full treatment.
334
00:16:27,402 --> 00:16:28,835
Now, have we got everything?
335
00:16:28,836 --> 00:16:31,972
Flashlight,
chains, bed sheets...
336
00:16:33,541 --> 00:16:35,092
All right,
have we got everything?
337
00:16:35,093 --> 00:16:37,144
Flashlights, chains,
bed sheet, right?
338
00:16:37,145 --> 00:16:38,678
Yeah, what good is it gonna do?
339
00:16:38,679 --> 00:16:40,814
I mean, how are you
gonna scare a ghost?
340
00:16:40,815 --> 00:16:42,116
It's not a ghost, Roger.
341
00:16:42,117 --> 00:16:43,984
They're trying to scare us
outta the house.
342
00:16:43,985 --> 00:16:46,153
I got news for you.
I think they already have.
343
00:16:46,154 --> 00:16:48,455
Just follow instructions.
344
00:16:48,456 --> 00:16:50,224
[MAN SHRIEKS]
345
00:16:50,225 --> 00:16:51,959
Relax.
346
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,794
Yeah.
347
00:16:58,616 --> 00:17:02,586
[MAN HOWLING]
348
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,358
Ah.
349
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,792
How do I look?
350
00:17:08,793 --> 00:17:10,227
Huh? Hey!
351
00:17:10,228 --> 00:17:12,329
By gum, you look ghastly.
352
00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:14,298
Yeah, marvelous.
Come on.
353
00:17:16,084 --> 00:17:17,684
How do I look?
Terrible.
354
00:17:17,685 --> 00:17:19,587
Good, gonna beat them
at their own game.
355
00:17:19,588 --> 00:17:21,455
Yeah.
Come on.
356
00:17:23,358 --> 00:17:24,691
Thanks.
357
00:17:28,696 --> 00:17:29,696
Shh!
358
00:17:33,935 --> 00:17:35,302
Stay behind me.
359
00:17:35,303 --> 00:17:36,953
Don't worry, I will.
360
00:17:36,954 --> 00:17:38,822
Oh!
Shh!
361
00:17:38,823 --> 00:17:40,657
Shh!
Shh!
362
00:17:44,796 --> 00:17:47,097
You go that way,
I'll go this way.
363
00:17:47,098 --> 00:17:48,932
Yeah, yeah.
364
00:17:53,755 --> 00:17:55,238
Ahh!
365
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,675
Come on, Roge.
366
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,595
Oh! Tony.
367
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,363
Shh! Move away.
Just give me the balloon.
368
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,165
Yeah, but wait a minute.
Roger, be quiet.
369
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,166
That room is good.
Shh!
370
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,330
Smedley?
371
00:18:41,002 --> 00:18:42,352
He's gone.
372
00:18:42,353 --> 00:18:44,671
Wait, he's not there.
373
00:18:44,672 --> 00:18:46,639
C-come on.
We'll find him.
374
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,640
Oh.
375
00:18:50,361 --> 00:18:51,378
Come on, come on.
376
00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:53,897
[CREAKING]
377
00:18:53,898 --> 00:18:56,458
What kind of a balloon
did you give me anyway?
378
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,938
Don't kill me.
I'm an American tourist.
379
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:01,972
Stop that, it's me.
380
00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:03,006
Me who?
381
00:19:03,007 --> 00:19:05,075
Me Tony.
382
00:19:05,076 --> 00:19:08,679
Who? Tony. Tony, Tony.
Oh! Am I glad to see you.
383
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,380
What's the matter with you?
Look at you.
384
00:19:10,381 --> 00:19:11,748
What's the matter with me?
385
00:19:11,749 --> 00:19:14,117
I fell through a trap door
and I got stuck on those walls.
386
00:19:14,118 --> 00:19:15,251
[MAN SHRIEKS]
387
00:19:15,252 --> 00:19:16,453
See?
388
00:19:16,454 --> 00:19:18,254
This has gotta be scaring
Jeannie to death.
389
00:19:18,255 --> 00:19:19,356
You go check on her.
390
00:19:19,357 --> 00:19:20,824
No, I can't.
Can't I stay with you?
391
00:19:20,825 --> 00:19:22,292
Roger.
Yeah, yeah.
392
00:19:22,293 --> 00:19:23,326
Here, this way.
393
00:19:23,327 --> 00:19:25,528
Wait. Okay, if you say so.
That way.
394
00:19:27,765 --> 00:19:30,183
[THUNDER CRASHES]
395
00:19:53,391 --> 00:19:55,091
[SCREAMING]
396
00:19:56,311 --> 00:19:57,794
Master?
397
00:20:41,088 --> 00:20:42,689
[BOTH SCREAM]
398
00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:44,874
[SHRIEKING]
399
00:21:03,227 --> 00:21:04,227
Ah!
400
00:21:10,001 --> 00:21:11,001
[MAN SHRIEKS]
401
00:21:11,002 --> 00:21:12,135
Ah!
402
00:21:56,213 --> 00:21:57,280
Major Nelson.
403
00:21:57,281 --> 00:21:58,949
Ashley.
404
00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:01,084
Well... Well... Well,
who is in that sheet?
405
00:22:01,085 --> 00:22:03,821
Well, if you don't know, it must
be an old friend of mine.
406
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,022
Oh, you've got some
pretty funny friends.
407
00:22:06,023 --> 00:22:07,758
I've got some
pretty funny lawyers.
408
00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:09,159
What do you mean by that?
409
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,561
I'll tell you
what I mean by that.
410
00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:12,229
I've got a couple lawyers
in the States
411
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:14,030
who could make mincemeat
out of you.
412
00:22:14,031 --> 00:22:15,699
Well, you...
413
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,300
There's this thing called fraud.
414
00:22:17,301 --> 00:22:19,436
I don't know what lawyers
you got in this country,
415
00:22:19,437 --> 00:22:20,804
but we got
a couple of lawyers...
416
00:22:20,805 --> 00:22:23,290
Are you still here?
Ashley!
417
00:22:23,291 --> 00:22:24,575
What's going on here?
418
00:22:24,576 --> 00:22:26,527
I've been doing
a little ghost breaking.
419
00:22:26,528 --> 00:22:27,461
Ghost breaking?
420
00:22:27,462 --> 00:22:30,930
Oh, I see through
your little scheme.
421
00:22:30,931 --> 00:22:34,134
You're trying to get me to sell
you my house, aren't you?
422
00:22:34,135 --> 00:22:36,387
Well, let me tell you,
young man,
423
00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:39,223
that nothing would induce me
to part with this house.
424
00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:41,275
Do I make myself clear?
425
00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:42,693
Will you tell him or shall I?
426
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:45,796
Uh... You see, sir,
there seems to be
427
00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:48,565
a little bit
of a misunderstanding.
428
00:22:48,566 --> 00:22:51,285
A little misunderstanding?
He tried to sell you my house.
429
00:22:51,286 --> 00:22:52,653
It's not your house,
it's my house.
430
00:22:52,654 --> 00:22:55,456
It certainly is my house!
The whole house is my hou...
431
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:59,175
[DOOR CREAKING]
432
00:23:28,790 --> 00:23:31,174
This house is haunted.
433
00:23:31,175 --> 00:23:34,611
Send me back my down payment.
It's your house.
434
00:23:34,612 --> 00:23:37,046
It's your house.
Willingham, wait for me.
435
00:23:40,452 --> 00:23:43,203
[TONY LAUGHING]
436
00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:47,140
Oh, master.
Oh, thank heaven, you're safe.
437
00:23:47,141 --> 00:23:50,010
Jeannie, you were marvelous.
Did you see him run outta here?
438
00:23:50,011 --> 00:23:51,311
You were sensational.
439
00:23:51,312 --> 00:23:52,312
I was?
Yeah.
440
00:23:52,313 --> 00:23:53,646
Yeah, it almost fooled me.
441
00:23:53,647 --> 00:23:54,915
What almost fooled you?
442
00:23:54,916 --> 00:23:57,251
That invisible ghost thing.
443
00:23:57,252 --> 00:23:59,052
Look at that.
444
00:24:00,488 --> 00:24:02,055
Okay, all right,
you can stop it now.
445
00:24:02,056 --> 00:24:03,490
Stop what?
446
00:24:03,491 --> 00:24:05,142
The thing you're doing there.
447
00:24:05,143 --> 00:24:07,677
JEANNIE:
Oh, I am not doing anything.
448
00:24:09,413 --> 00:24:12,015
Oh, master.
That was the be... Mas...
449
00:24:14,118 --> 00:24:15,852
I wanna go home!
450
00:24:19,307 --> 00:24:20,357
Help! Help!
451
00:24:20,358 --> 00:24:24,294
[SHRIEKING]
452
00:24:30,535 --> 00:24:33,887
[?]
453
00:24:33,937 --> 00:24:38,487
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