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Well, this time tomorrow,
you and Major Healey
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will be strolling down
the Via Veneto at Rome.
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Hm, yes, sir. I'm
looking forward to it.
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I want you and
Major Healey to remember
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that this vacation
is strictly for R and R.
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Rest and relaxation. [CHUCKLES]
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I, uh, don't want you
to be lonely over there.
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This is a letter
of introduction.
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Oh. Thank you
very much, sir.
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It's to my aunt. She's lived
in Italy for 50 years.
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Oh.
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Uh, she's a lot of fun.
Oh. Good, good, good.
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Thanks very much. I'll...
I'll see you in two weeks.
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Fine. Bon voyage.
[DOOR OPENS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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I can't believe it.
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Two whole weeks
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without Major Nelson.
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Hm.
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[?]
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Ha-ha.
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"Caution, do not
close." I see.
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Master, darling.
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Oh. Hi, Jeannie.
Hm.
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I am ready.
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What are you doing? I told you
to stay home and wait for me.
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Oh, I could not wait, master.
I am so excited.
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Two whole weeks in Rome.
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Ho-ho. I can hardly wait
to see Michelangelo again.
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Yeah. But if anybody
discovers you're here,
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both you and I, we're gonna have
to move in with Michelangelo.
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Now, you go home and...
And start packing.
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Oh. We are all packed.
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We... For two weeks in Rome,
you're packed in that?
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Well, you said you wanted
to travel light.
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So I shrunk everything.
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[LAUGHING]
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It's kind of cute.
[FOOTSTEPS]
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Somebody's coming.
Someone's coming.
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Go on, go on. Get out.
Oh!
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How is this?
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Huh? Where are you?
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Down here in the big box.
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Huh?
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And here.
Take that.
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No, I don't mean in there.
I mean, go home.
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Ahh!
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Oh, I'm sorry, Tony.
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Are you okay?
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
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Hey, is this the baby
they're sending up to the moon?
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Yes.
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Well, what are you doing?
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What's up?
It's locked.
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What do you mean it's locked?
It's locked!
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What's wrong?
Jeannie's in there.
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Jeannie's in there?
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Well, why would they want to
send Jeannie to the moon?
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Jeannie's in there?
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JEANNIE:
Master?
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Master?!
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Please let me out of here.
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I do not want to go to the moon.
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Let me out of here!
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[?]
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[?]
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Don't worry, Jeannie. Tony went
to get the combination.
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We'll have you out of there
in a minute. Please!
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I am not ready
to go to the moon.
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Dr. Bellows.
Oh, major.
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I thought you'd be
halfway to Rome by now.
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I was just on my way, sir.
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Oh, by the way, I was wondering
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if you could give me
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the combination
to the moon safe.
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[LAUGHING]
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Very funny. I'll
see you in two weeks.
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[LAUGHING]
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Ah, but could you give me
the combination, sir?
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Major, I'm very busy at the
moment. Why do you want it?
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Oh. It's nothing
to worry about.
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It's just that I accidentally
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shut the door.
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You what?!
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Yeah. And it...
And it locked.
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But it's nothing to worry about.
Can you give me the combination?
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Nobody knows the combination!
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Nobody knows the combination?
Get me General Sullivan.
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Sir, what good is a safe if
nobody knows the combination?
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Uh, General Sullivan.
Uh... Uh, Dr. Bellows here.
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Well, I'm sorry, sir, but, um...
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the, uh, safe-closing
ceremony
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will have to be cancelled.
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It was accidentally locked.
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Well, I'm sorry, sir...
Yes, I know it's regrettable,
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but she'll have to go
up there just as she is.
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Well, she can't go
up there, sir. Not all alone.
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Uh, yes, general. I'll make
the necessary calls.
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Uh, d-doctor. We've gotta
open that safe, sir.
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[SIGHS] It's too late, major.
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Too late?
Mm.
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Open the blinds.
What?
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The blinds.
Oh?
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See that rocket?
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TONY: Oh, yeah.
Project Cold Storage.
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Tomorrow morning at sunrise
that rocket is blasting off
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for the moon with
the safe and other...
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D-did you say
with the safe, sir?
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With the safe...
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and other assorted
instruments aboard.
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[INTERCOM BUZZES] Oh, uh, bu...
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But, Dr. Bellows,
I-is it really almost...?
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Hello. Dr. Bellows here.
Oh, uh...
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Will you put it on hold, please?
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Dr. Bellows,
it's very important.
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The payload will be dumped
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to test the reaction
to the lunar environment.
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But, sir,
I-it's very important...
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The safe contains things
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that an astronaut will need
to sustain life. So...
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if you want
the combination to that safe,
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it's really very simple.
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All you have to do is be
the first man on the moon.
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[?]
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[GRUNTS]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Hi.
Did you get the combination?
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No, Dr. Bellows
doesn't have it.
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What do you mean
he doesn't have it?
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He just doesn't have it.
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Uh... Uh, Jeannie,
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you're gonna have to
get out by yourself.
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Oh. It is no use,
master.
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If you cannot open this safe,
it is impossible.
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I... I am
trapped.
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It is just like putting
the cork in my bottle.
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That's a combination lock.
This shouldn't be hard to open.
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By the time we figure out
the combination,
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this safe is gonna be
on its way to the moon.
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Uh, J-Jeannie.
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I-I want you to turn
yourself to smoke.
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Try getting out that way.
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Oh. Very well.
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But I do not think it will work.
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Uh, Jeannie, are you all right?
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[COUGHS]
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Yes.
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But I am still here.
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[JEANNIE COUGHING]
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I think we're in trouble.
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There we are.
Yeah.
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Give me the bag.
Yeah.
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Sledgehammer.
Sledgehammer.
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Oh... Chisel. Chisel, chisel.
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Monkey wrench.
Monkey wrench.
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And a crowbar.
[SIGHS]
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That ought to do it.
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I don't know, Tony,
that thing looked strong.
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If that doesn't work,
we get a blowtorch.
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If that doesn't work...
Yeah?
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We're in trouble.
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I bet Dr. Bellows would
give us the combination
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if he knew
how important this was.
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Yeah, how do we tell him?
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Well, we could walk up
to him and tell him
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that we'd like to
get inside the safe
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because there's
a genie in there.
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I... I wonder w-where
we can get a blowtorch
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this time of night.
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Give me that.
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[SIGHS]
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[RATTLES]
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Shh!
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Jeannie, are you there?
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[COUGHS]
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Yes, master.
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L-look, don't... Don't
worry about a thing.
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In a few minutes, we're
gonna be having dinner
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at the Cocoa Beach Yacht Club.
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Hurry, master.
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When you hear some hammering,
don't be frightened.
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It's just us trying to break in.
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Oh, I will not be frightened.
I have faith in you.
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Hey, wait a minute, Roger.
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Maybe this pamphlet has
some construction details
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that will tell us
the easiest way to get in.
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Here. It says the, uh...
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"The moon safe
is completely resistant
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to extremes of temperature
and pressure."
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Yeah.
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"A... " "A unique..."
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"A unique
feature of the moon safe
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is the explosive device
built into the walls."
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You hear that?
Yeah.
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"Should anyone dial incorrect
numbers or attempt to break in,
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the explosive will be detonated,
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destroying the safe
and the contents."
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Here goes.
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No!
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Watch it.
[MUTTERS]
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What's the matter?
What's the matter?
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You would have blown up
the safe with Jeannie in it.
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ROGER: What do you mean?
What is happening, master?
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When are you going to
start hammering?
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Uh, we're not gonna be able
to break in, Jeannie.
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The... The safe
will explode.
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[SHRIEKS]
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JEANNIE:
What are you going to do?
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Then how will you
get me out of here?
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That's a good question.
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We're gonna have to get
professional advice.
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Yeah, professional advice.
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Hey, why don't
we get a locksmith?
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We'll get a locksmith.
A locksmith.
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No, no, a locksmith would
ask too many questions.
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Too many questions.
Uh...
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A professional safecracker,
that's what we need.
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Yeah, a safecracker.
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Yeah.
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Where are we gonna get
a safecracker?
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Um...
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I... I read about the police
raiding a bar and grill
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that a lot of mobsters
hang out at. Uh...
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The...
Pink Horse?
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The Pink Horse Bar and Grill.
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Yeah. That's where
we're gonna get him.
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Uh, Jeannie. Jeannie, now...
Now, don't worry about a thing.
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You just make yourself
comfortable.
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Uh, Roger and I
are gonna go and get you a...
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A professional safecracker.
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Oh, be careful, master.
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Safecrackers are
dangerous criminals.
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Hey, she's right.
The Pink Horse Bar and Grill.
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That's where
all the gangsters hang out.
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Where do you expect to find
a safecracker, the yellow pages?
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Come on.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Give a hand. Give a
hand, Where's...?
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Shh!
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[CLATTERING]
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Shh!
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Well, here it is.
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Is that you, master?
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Did you say something, Joe?
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Not me. Come on.
Give me a hand with this.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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You know, I could've sworn
somebody said,
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"Is that you, master?"
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Sure you did, Mike.
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It's probably
a little green moon man
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in the safe going home.
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Okay. It's good enough here.
All right.
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Easy.
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Easy.
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[GROANS]
255
00:11:36,611 --> 00:11:38,452
There we are.
Oh. Easy now.
256
00:11:40,082 --> 00:11:41,915
Do you know what's kind of crazy?
Mm-hm.
257
00:11:41,916 --> 00:11:44,452
We can't cure a common cold.
But tomorrow morning
258
00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:46,938
this thing's gonna be
on its way to the moon.
259
00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:49,006
[MEN CHATTERING]
260
00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:56,680
[MEN CHATTERING]
261
00:12:14,799 --> 00:12:17,199
What'll it be, gents?
262
00:12:17,769 --> 00:12:20,137
Two beers...
heavy on the foam.
263
00:12:20,138 --> 00:12:21,972
Right.
264
00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:26,544
[IN MOBSTER ACCENT]
We want a little information.
265
00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:28,095
Look. Why don't you guys
266
00:12:28,096 --> 00:12:30,647
just go on to
your costume party?
267
00:12:31,867 --> 00:12:33,534
You could get hurt in here.
268
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:36,186
Listen. Have you
ever heard of
269
00:12:36,187 --> 00:12:37,822
the Atlantic City bank robbery?
270
00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:40,824
I ain't even heard
of Atlantic City.
271
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:44,461
I guess you didn't hear
about the robbery then, huh?
272
00:12:44,462 --> 00:12:46,297
Mm. Good foam.
273
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:48,216
[TONY CLEARS
THROAT]
274
00:12:48,217 --> 00:12:51,368
We're down from Chicago
to do a job.
275
00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:53,738
Do you have a...
276
00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:54,955
can opener?
277
00:12:54,956 --> 00:12:56,174
A can opener?
278
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:58,859
You know what we mean.
279
00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:00,561
Yeah. And we're willing
to pay for it.
280
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,263
Oh.
281
00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:07,084
Two bucks.
282
00:13:08,186 --> 00:13:09,720
MAN:
Hey. Hey.
283
00:13:09,721 --> 00:13:11,055
Hey!
284
00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:17,261
What's your bag, man?
285
00:13:17,262 --> 00:13:19,130
My bag?
Bag.
286
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,898
Oh. Um...
287
00:13:20,899 --> 00:13:22,733
Well, uh, we're looking for...
288
00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:25,136
What are you? Fuzz?
Fuzz?
289
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,971
Fuzz.
Oh, the police?
290
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,305
No. Do I look like
a policeman?
291
00:13:29,407 --> 00:13:30,440
Well, uh...
292
00:13:33,111 --> 00:13:35,612
You look like you're
from an old TV movie.
293
00:13:35,613 --> 00:13:37,081
[CLEARS THROAT]
294
00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:38,749
Get a club.
Look busy.
295
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:39,790
Look busy.
296
00:13:44,022 --> 00:13:46,190
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
297
00:13:46,191 --> 00:13:48,258
Listen...
298
00:13:48,259 --> 00:13:50,194
I give you a hundred dollars
if you help me.
299
00:13:53,364 --> 00:13:55,684
Try to look busy,
try to look busy.
300
00:13:57,102 --> 00:13:58,803
[SIGHS]
301
00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,504
Not bad for $2, huh?
302
00:14:00,505 --> 00:14:01,638
What?
303
00:14:01,639 --> 00:14:03,440
Give me that.
Try to look busy, will you?
304
00:14:03,441 --> 00:14:05,761
Yeah, look busy. Yeah.
Look busy.
305
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,721
Professor, I'd like
for you to meet...
306
00:14:17,722 --> 00:14:20,324
Please.
No names.
307
00:14:20,325 --> 00:14:22,026
It's a pleasure to
meet you, professor.
308
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,262
Please.
No handshakes.
309
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:25,897
Charley, get me a stick.
310
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:26,898
A what?
311
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:27,899
Charley!
312
00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:31,535
Here, professor.
313
00:14:31,536 --> 00:14:34,272
Gentlemen. Keep playing,
keep playing, keep playing.
314
00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:35,673
What can I do for you?
315
00:14:37,742 --> 00:14:39,026
Are you a safecracker?
316
00:14:41,746 --> 00:14:43,714
Professor's the best
in the business.
317
00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:44,699
[CHUCKLES]
318
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,284
[CHUCKLES]
319
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:48,853
Charley here is one of
my most ardent admirers.
320
00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:50,054
[CHUCKLES]
321
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,956
You say it to anybody,
don't you, Charley?
322
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:54,541
You'd even say it to the FBI.
Wouldn't you, Charley?
323
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:55,843
[GROANS]
324
00:14:55,844 --> 00:14:58,078
Professor, they ain't no FBI.
They ain't no FBI.
325
00:14:58,079 --> 00:15:00,280
Don't you think I can see that?
326
00:15:00,281 --> 00:15:01,281
TONY:
Professor...
327
00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:03,350
[BALLS CLACKING]
328
00:15:05,453 --> 00:15:07,555
We've got a job for you tonight.
329
00:15:07,556 --> 00:15:09,056
Keep playing, keep playing.
330
00:15:09,057 --> 00:15:11,559
What kind of a job?
331
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:12,893
It's... It's a safe.
332
00:15:14,529 --> 00:15:16,096
Obviously.
333
00:15:16,097 --> 00:15:17,431
What's in the safe?
334
00:15:17,432 --> 00:15:19,499
Well, it's a...
A jewel.
335
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,234
A rare jewel.
336
00:15:21,235 --> 00:15:23,170
It's the only one of
its kind in the world.
337
00:15:23,171 --> 00:15:24,171
I'll say.
338
00:15:29,978 --> 00:15:31,178
[GROANS]
339
00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:35,216
Where is this jewel?
340
00:15:35,217 --> 00:15:36,817
NASA.
341
00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:40,817
The space agency?!
Shh!
342
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:44,083
The safe is guaranteed
unopenable.
343
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:47,244
We have to do the job tonight
because...
344
00:15:47,245 --> 00:15:49,897
the safe is gonna be
moved tomorrow morning.
345
00:15:49,898 --> 00:15:52,482
P-p-professor, we can't
pull a... A job at NASA.
346
00:15:52,483 --> 00:15:54,501
I mean, like Fort Knox,
the place is guarded.
347
00:15:54,502 --> 00:15:55,986
Charley, Charley, Charley.
348
00:15:55,987 --> 00:15:59,890
Major Nelson and Major Healey
both work for NASA.
349
00:15:59,891 --> 00:16:02,660
I'm sure they'll arrange to
find some way to get us in.
350
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:03,742
How did you know our names?
351
00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:08,932
I'm also a pickpocket.
352
00:16:08,933 --> 00:16:11,034
Well, I'll be...
353
00:16:11,035 --> 00:16:12,203
It's my watch.
354
00:16:23,798 --> 00:16:25,031
Somebody's moved it.
355
00:16:25,032 --> 00:16:26,733
It was right here.
Somebody's moved it.
356
00:16:26,734 --> 00:16:28,335
Hey, what are you guys
trying to pull?
357
00:16:28,336 --> 00:16:30,036
You don't think
they loaded it already?
358
00:16:30,037 --> 00:16:32,523
No, of course not. Here,
look in the back. Take that.
359
00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:33,674
Professor, I told you,
360
00:16:33,675 --> 00:16:35,443
we shouldn't get mixed up
with amateurs.
361
00:16:35,444 --> 00:16:38,729
Relax, Charley. They have got
more to lose than we have.
362
00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,681
I know where it is.
It's at the final assembly room.
363
00:16:40,682 --> 00:16:42,983
It's on the tarmac.
Roger. Come on. Let's hurry.
364
00:16:42,984 --> 00:16:44,451
I dropped the flashlight.
365
00:16:44,452 --> 00:16:46,052
I'll get the flashlight.
You take 'em
366
00:16:46,053 --> 00:16:48,154
to the final assembly room.
Get the flashlight.
367
00:16:48,155 --> 00:16:49,155
Sh!
368
00:16:50,158 --> 00:16:51,638
Where's that flashlight?
369
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:00,701
Dr. Bellows.
370
00:17:00,702 --> 00:17:02,222
Did you lose this flashlight?
371
00:17:03,337 --> 00:17:04,905
Oh. Yes. Yes, sir.
Thank you.
372
00:17:04,906 --> 00:17:06,974
I'm sure you have
a reasonable explanation
373
00:17:06,975 --> 00:17:08,843
why you were crawling
on the floor here
374
00:17:08,844 --> 00:17:10,910
instead of being in Rome
on your vacation?
375
00:17:10,911 --> 00:17:12,096
Where you belong.
376
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:13,898
[CHUCKLES]
Yes. Yes, I do.
377
00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:15,733
You don't have to tell me.
378
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,484
I don't?
No. I'll tell you.
379
00:17:17,485 --> 00:17:18,886
You will?
Mm.
380
00:17:18,887 --> 00:17:20,454
You couldn't bear to go away
381
00:17:20,455 --> 00:17:23,324
and, um, not see
the launching of the moonshot.
382
00:17:23,325 --> 00:17:24,758
Yeah... Well,
the truth is, sir...
383
00:17:24,759 --> 00:17:27,745
Uh, the truth is,
I should have guessed it.
384
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:29,580
Uh, do you know your trouble,
Major Nelson?
385
00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:32,283
What's that, sir?
You're overconscientious.
386
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,251
Me?
[CHUCKLES]
387
00:17:34,252 --> 00:17:37,088
But it's not going to go
unrewarded.
388
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:39,206
Ahem. Oh, well, that's
very kind of you, sir.
389
00:17:39,207 --> 00:17:41,492
You're gonna watch that
launching from the control room.
390
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:43,760
I'm gonna watch it, sir? Oh...
I insist. I insist.
391
00:17:43,761 --> 00:17:45,029
I... I have a plane...
392
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,730
You're going to
sit right next to me.
393
00:17:46,731 --> 00:17:48,665
Yeah, but, sir...
Ah, yes. No, no, no, no, no.
394
00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:51,268
And after the launching,
I'm gonna put you on the plane...
395
00:17:51,269 --> 00:17:52,903
Sir, it's very
important that I go...
396
00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:54,064
Come along.
Wait, sir.
397
00:18:04,165 --> 00:18:06,534
Master? Where am I?
398
00:18:06,535 --> 00:18:09,370
In the final assembly
room, dum-dum.
399
00:18:09,371 --> 00:18:11,238
Oh. Thank you.
400
00:18:11,239 --> 00:18:14,108
Joe. I'm
hearing it again.
401
00:18:14,109 --> 00:18:15,142
Hearing what?
402
00:18:15,143 --> 00:18:16,660
Voices.
Didn't you hear it?
403
00:18:16,661 --> 00:18:18,979
You mean the one that just said,
404
00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:21,916
"Where am I?"
and then, "Thank you"?
405
00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:23,717
Mm-mm. I didn't
hear a thing.
406
00:18:23,718 --> 00:18:26,439
Right. Neither did I. Oh.
407
00:18:27,321 --> 00:18:28,688
What do you think it was?
408
00:18:28,689 --> 00:18:30,724
Probably some new secret weapon.
409
00:18:30,725 --> 00:18:34,010
Boy, are those Russians
gonna be in for a surprise.
410
00:18:39,684 --> 00:18:40,818
That's it. Let's go.
411
00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:42,285
Now, wait a second,
wait a second.
412
00:18:42,286 --> 00:18:43,988
You don't expect us
to work on that thing
413
00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:45,155
out in the open, do you?
414
00:18:45,156 --> 00:18:47,024
Oh, we have to.
In a few minutes that thing's
415
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:48,425
gonna be shot to the moon.
416
00:18:48,426 --> 00:18:51,428
Look, you stay here. I'll go
and see if the coast is clear.
417
00:18:51,429 --> 00:18:52,897
Professor, I don't like it.
418
00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:59,136
Look. Even if we're able to get
the jewel out of that safe...
419
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:00,303
I mean, if it is one of a kind
420
00:19:00,304 --> 00:19:02,339
we'll never be able to push it.
421
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:04,708
Very shrewd, Charley.
422
00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:07,878
But you missed
the crucial question.
423
00:19:07,879 --> 00:19:10,480
Why would NASA want to shoot
424
00:19:10,481 --> 00:19:13,150
a rare precious stone
to the moon?
425
00:19:13,151 --> 00:19:15,252
Yeah, that's right.
426
00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:16,687
It's a phony.
427
00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:18,288
So what are we
standing here for? Why?
428
00:19:18,289 --> 00:19:20,524
Because whatever is
in that safe...
429
00:19:20,525 --> 00:19:22,960
Major Nelson and Major Healey
are desperate
430
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,494
to get it out.
431
00:19:24,495 --> 00:19:28,165
And people don't get desperate
over something of no value.
432
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,533
Ah.
433
00:19:29,534 --> 00:19:31,402
That's why.
434
00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:33,203
[WHISTLING]
435
00:19:40,678 --> 00:19:43,046
Jeannie. Can you hear me?
It's me, Roge.
436
00:19:43,047 --> 00:19:44,698
Yes, Major Healey.
437
00:19:44,699 --> 00:19:47,835
Two men moved me
last night. Where am I?
438
00:19:47,836 --> 00:19:51,138
The final assembly room. Ready
to be loaded on the moon rocket.
439
00:19:51,139 --> 00:19:52,689
Do not worry.
440
00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:55,726
Well, uh... Uh, where is
Major Nelson?
441
00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:56,560
I don't know.
442
00:19:56,561 --> 00:19:58,429
Will he be on the rocket?
443
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,097
No, just you and
a bunch of equipment.
444
00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:02,933
Well, then, I-I would
like to get out, please.
445
00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:06,670
Don't worry, Jeannie. We got
some experts working on it now.
446
00:20:06,671 --> 00:20:08,072
MAN [ON RADIO]:
Three-forty mark.
447
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:09,106
Usually we don't use...
448
00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:10,774
MAN:
Uh, status check?
449
00:20:10,775 --> 00:20:13,043
That is, Major Healey
and Major Nelson...
450
00:20:13,044 --> 00:20:14,912
[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]
451
00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:21,852
What's the matter
with this thing any...?
452
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:23,253
What are they loading now?
453
00:20:23,254 --> 00:20:24,822
Let's see. Number 12...
454
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:27,007
meteorological survey monitor.
455
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,593
Uh, what number
is that moon safe?
456
00:20:29,594 --> 00:20:31,178
Seventeen.
[SNAPS]
457
00:20:31,179 --> 00:20:33,046
I just remembered.
I gotta see somebody.
458
00:20:33,047 --> 00:20:34,915
If you'll excuse me.
Aren't you waiting?
459
00:20:34,916 --> 00:20:37,117
Of course he is.
Oh. Dr. Bellows, I...
460
00:20:37,118 --> 00:20:38,352
Major Nelson put off
461
00:20:38,353 --> 00:20:40,220
his vacation to
watch this launching.
462
00:20:40,221 --> 00:20:41,521
Uh, that's the kind of loyalty
463
00:20:41,522 --> 00:20:43,590
we get from our astronauts,
congressman.
464
00:20:43,591 --> 00:20:46,694
Well, that's very commendable,
major. Very commendable.
465
00:20:46,695 --> 00:20:48,562
Tell me, son, how will you feel
466
00:20:48,563 --> 00:20:51,315
when you see that rocket
lifting off its launch pad?
467
00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:54,401
I'd rather not try to
describe my feelings, sir.
468
00:20:58,973 --> 00:21:00,340
What are you doing, professor?
469
00:21:00,341 --> 00:21:03,043
I'm getting ready
to open your safe.
470
00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:05,095
ROGER: Don't touch...
PROFESSOR: Don't touch it?
471
00:21:05,096 --> 00:21:06,679
Oh. If you dial
the wrong combination,
472
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,916
the whole safe will blow up.
[DOOR CLOSES]
473
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:11,184
ROGER:
Oh, let's hide. Hide.
474
00:21:12,887 --> 00:21:15,238
[MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]
475
00:21:15,239 --> 00:21:16,573
Oh.
476
00:21:31,205 --> 00:21:32,606
What happened to the safe?
477
00:21:32,607 --> 00:21:34,741
The safe? What safe?
Y...
478
00:21:34,742 --> 00:21:36,076
The safe, sir.
479
00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:37,778
The safe?
480
00:21:37,779 --> 00:21:39,179
Oh, the safe.
481
00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:40,881
Oh, well, the safe was, uh...
482
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:42,616
It's over there.
It's way over there.
483
00:21:42,617 --> 00:21:43,984
Oh. Thank you, major.
484
00:21:43,985 --> 00:21:45,265
Way over. Way...
485
00:21:47,254 --> 00:21:48,855
Well, it's not here.
486
00:21:48,856 --> 00:21:50,423
What happened?
487
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:08,875
There it is.
What?
488
00:22:08,876 --> 00:22:10,743
This. There's the safe.
489
00:22:10,744 --> 00:22:12,846
Oh, that safe. Yeah.
You wanted that safe, yeah.
490
00:22:12,847 --> 00:22:14,314
Well, carry on, men.
[CHUCKLES]
491
00:22:14,315 --> 00:22:15,448
Thank you, major.
492
00:22:15,449 --> 00:22:18,151
Take care of that safe. Bye.
Yeah. Nice work.
493
00:22:18,152 --> 00:22:19,452
All right, pull it up.
494
00:22:21,789 --> 00:22:22,856
Get okay.
495
00:22:25,459 --> 00:22:27,127
Do your best, Mike.
496
00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:28,978
[MEN GRUNTING]
497
00:22:28,979 --> 00:22:30,847
[WHISPERS] Charley.
498
00:22:30,848 --> 00:22:32,649
I've got an idea.
499
00:22:34,169 --> 00:22:36,370
You feeling all right, major?
TONY: Yes. Yes, sir.
500
00:22:36,371 --> 00:22:37,971
You know, I understand
they keep you
501
00:22:37,972 --> 00:22:39,739
on a pretty
short leash out here.
502
00:22:39,740 --> 00:22:42,542
Make you watch your diets,
regulate your sleep,
503
00:22:42,543 --> 00:22:44,311
cut down on your social life.
504
00:22:44,312 --> 00:22:45,712
How do you feel about that?
505
00:22:45,713 --> 00:22:47,614
Oh, it... It's a wonderful
program, sir.
506
00:22:47,615 --> 00:22:49,249
They... They keep us
in tiptop shape.
507
00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:51,584
You don't look too well. Here.
Thank you.
508
00:22:51,585 --> 00:22:52,585
Congressman, hm-hm...
509
00:22:52,586 --> 00:22:53,987
if you look at
the monitor there,
510
00:22:53,988 --> 00:22:55,823
you'll see them
loading the moon safe.
511
00:22:55,824 --> 00:22:57,074
[SPITS]
512
00:22:57,075 --> 00:22:58,442
You all right, major?
513
00:22:58,443 --> 00:23:01,245
[GASPING]
Yeah. Tiptop shape.
514
00:23:01,246 --> 00:23:02,445
[COUGHING]
515
00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:05,398
There it is, congressman.
516
00:23:09,938 --> 00:23:13,090
CONGRESSMAN:
So that's the famous moon safe.
517
00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:15,425
BELLOWS:
Well, there it goes.
518
00:23:15,426 --> 00:23:18,528
They're loading it
into the rocket. Hm.
519
00:23:18,529 --> 00:23:20,697
It'll be going off
any minute now.
520
00:23:20,698 --> 00:23:23,416
You know, it's
remarkable how calm
521
00:23:23,417 --> 00:23:25,284
and collected you all stay.
522
00:23:25,285 --> 00:23:27,526
I'm nervous as a cat.
523
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,590
[CRASH] Major Nelson!
524
00:23:31,659 --> 00:23:32,759
Major Nelson.
525
00:23:39,283 --> 00:23:40,967
I thought you kept
these astronauts
526
00:23:40,968 --> 00:23:42,402
in top physical condition?
527
00:23:42,403 --> 00:23:45,205
Oh, he's fine, congressman,
I assure you.
528
00:23:45,206 --> 00:23:46,606
Sit down, major.
Jeannie?
529
00:23:46,607 --> 00:23:48,208
Jean...? I gotta get her
out of there.
530
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:49,809
I gotta get her out
of there! Jeannie!
531
00:23:49,810 --> 00:23:51,311
Major Nelson,
where are you going?
532
00:23:51,312 --> 00:23:53,447
Jeannie!
Major! Come back here, major!
533
00:23:54,382 --> 00:23:56,300
Stop them. Gotta stop them.
534
00:23:56,301 --> 00:23:59,119
MAN:
Minus 10, nine,
535
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:01,554
eight, seven, six...
536
00:24:01,555 --> 00:24:03,724
CONGRESSMAN: That's Nelson!
Five, four...
537
00:24:03,725 --> 00:24:05,509
TONY:
Stop the launch! Stop it!
538
00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:07,961
Stop that launch! Stop...!
539
00:24:07,962 --> 00:24:09,263
[ENGINES ROARING]
540
00:24:20,325 --> 00:24:23,994
Goodbye, Jeannie.
Goodbye.
541
00:24:23,995 --> 00:24:25,579
[?]
542
00:24:28,182 --> 00:24:30,316
[?]
543
00:24:30,366 --> 00:24:34,916
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