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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,220 --> 00:00:07,455 [?] 2 00:00:07,456 --> 00:00:10,057 TONY: And there it is, 'Iolani Palace. 3 00:00:10,058 --> 00:00:13,194 The only royal palace in the United States. 4 00:00:13,195 --> 00:00:15,363 JEANNIE: Oh! It's beautiful, master. 5 00:00:15,364 --> 00:00:16,764 Yeah. 6 00:00:16,765 --> 00:00:18,566 It says, "The cornerstone was laid," um, 7 00:00:18,567 --> 00:00:21,603 "December 31st, 1879. The palace is a monument 8 00:00:21,604 --> 00:00:23,738 to the era of Hawaiian monarchy." 9 00:00:23,739 --> 00:00:24,905 How about that? 10 00:00:24,906 --> 00:00:26,341 [BANGING] 11 00:00:27,976 --> 00:00:29,210 Roger, what are you doing? 12 00:00:29,211 --> 00:00:30,411 Are you gonna eat that thing 13 00:00:30,412 --> 00:00:31,812 or are you gonna beat it to death? 14 00:00:31,813 --> 00:00:32,980 I'm trying to get it open. 15 00:00:32,981 --> 00:00:34,882 I wonder how many Hawaiians starved to death 16 00:00:34,883 --> 00:00:36,417 waiting for their breakfast. 17 00:00:36,418 --> 00:00:38,753 Well, it says in this book that King Kamehameha 18 00:00:38,754 --> 00:00:40,906 could open a coconut with just two fingers. 19 00:00:40,907 --> 00:00:43,158 Two fingers? Oh, you can't believe everything you read. 20 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:45,494 He must have been a very powerful man. 21 00:00:45,495 --> 00:00:47,379 Oh, yeah. He was a great man. 22 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,131 "Kamehameha Nui was the most..." 23 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:51,282 I thought we were talking about King Kamehameha. 24 00:00:51,283 --> 00:00:54,419 Oh, yeah. Well, uh, Nui means "the great" in Hawaiian. 25 00:00:54,420 --> 00:00:56,338 It says here, "Over 200 years ago, 26 00:00:56,339 --> 00:00:57,688 "he defended these islands 27 00:00:57,689 --> 00:00:59,891 against the invaders and drove them over the Pali." 28 00:00:59,892 --> 00:01:02,372 I sure would have liked to have met him. 29 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:10,902 I did say I wish I could have met him, didn't I? 30 00:01:10,903 --> 00:01:12,654 Yes, master. 31 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:15,495 You did say that. [LAUGHS] Yeah. 32 00:01:16,875 --> 00:01:18,243 Kamehameha. 33 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,294 Kamehameha Nui. 34 00:01:27,352 --> 00:01:31,439 [?] 35 00:02:15,134 --> 00:02:17,835 [?] 36 00:02:22,808 --> 00:02:24,792 [?] 37 00:02:25,644 --> 00:02:27,645 Ah. Hello, sir. Uh... 38 00:02:27,646 --> 00:02:30,315 I can't tell you what a pleasure it is to meet you. 39 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:31,983 [IN HAWAIIAN] 40 00:02:31,984 --> 00:02:35,420 Yes, well. Uh, thi-this is Honolulu. 41 00:02:35,421 --> 00:02:37,222 ROGER: Can you really break open a coconut? 42 00:02:37,990 --> 00:02:39,474 Just put it away. Can you imagine 43 00:02:39,475 --> 00:02:41,409 what a thrill this is gonna be for him? 44 00:02:41,410 --> 00:02:42,810 But if he could break this open... 45 00:02:42,811 --> 00:02:44,529 Just... Just forget it, will you? 46 00:02:44,530 --> 00:02:46,248 He has a chance to see what civilization 47 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,399 has done for his country. 48 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,933 Oh! This is so exciting. Yes, yes. 49 00:02:48,934 --> 00:02:51,269 [IN HAWAIIAN] 50 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:56,258 Let's get him out of here. 51 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:57,992 Take care of the lady, will you? Yeah. 52 00:02:57,993 --> 00:02:59,927 Oh, sorry. Take care of her, will you? Oh. 53 00:02:59,928 --> 00:03:00,928 Your Majesty... 54 00:03:00,929 --> 00:03:02,664 That's yours. Thanks. Sorry. 55 00:03:05,768 --> 00:03:07,201 Two fingers? 56 00:03:07,202 --> 00:03:09,237 Mm. 57 00:03:09,238 --> 00:03:10,538 I-I can't believe it. 58 00:03:10,539 --> 00:03:12,040 King Kamehameha right here. 59 00:03:12,041 --> 00:03:13,808 Yeah. 60 00:03:13,809 --> 00:03:15,309 [IN HAWAIIAN] Ya... 61 00:03:15,310 --> 00:03:16,344 Ya, what? Ya...? 62 00:03:16,345 --> 00:03:17,378 Oh, I don't know. 63 00:03:17,379 --> 00:03:18,880 He was trying to tell us something. 64 00:03:18,881 --> 00:03:20,849 Wait a minute. Look. [REPEATS FOREIGN WORD] 65 00:03:20,850 --> 00:03:22,416 Where is here? 66 00:03:22,417 --> 00:03:23,652 Uh, one question at a time. 67 00:03:23,653 --> 00:03:25,573 I'm still looking up the first word, ya... 68 00:03:26,555 --> 00:03:28,222 You speak English. He speaks English. 69 00:03:28,223 --> 00:03:29,724 Learn from Cook. 70 00:03:29,725 --> 00:03:31,993 His cook was an English teacher? 71 00:03:33,095 --> 00:03:36,130 Oh. I think he means Captain Cook. 72 00:03:36,131 --> 00:03:39,667 Captain Cook. You mean the one that discovered the island? 73 00:03:39,668 --> 00:03:41,719 Wait a minute. Didn't they kill him? 74 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,438 Oh, boy. 75 00:03:43,439 --> 00:03:45,539 Master, I'm beginning to wonder if... 76 00:03:45,540 --> 00:03:47,641 [KAMEHAMEHA SPEAKING IN HAWAIIAN] 77 00:03:47,642 --> 00:03:48,742 I think he's calling us. 78 00:03:48,743 --> 00:03:49,777 [SHOUTING] 79 00:03:49,778 --> 00:03:51,212 Yeah. I think we'd better go. 80 00:03:51,213 --> 00:03:52,380 We better go. 81 00:03:53,582 --> 00:03:55,049 Uh, you called, Your Majesty? 82 00:03:55,050 --> 00:03:56,817 This island Oahu? 83 00:03:56,818 --> 00:03:57,818 Uh, yes, sir. 84 00:03:57,819 --> 00:04:00,355 Don't look like Oahu. 85 00:04:00,356 --> 00:04:01,856 What that? 86 00:04:01,857 --> 00:04:04,759 Yeah, well, those are streets and sidewalks. 87 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,077 Bugs? 88 00:04:06,078 --> 00:04:08,146 JEANNIE: Oh, they are called automobiles. 89 00:04:08,147 --> 00:04:09,698 [CHUCKLES] 90 00:04:09,699 --> 00:04:11,499 What that? And that? 91 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:12,850 And that? 92 00:04:12,851 --> 00:04:14,852 TONY: Well, uh, those are office buildings, 93 00:04:14,853 --> 00:04:16,921 and, uh... Uh, hotels and motorcycles. 94 00:04:16,922 --> 00:04:20,258 No. No like. All, you take away. 95 00:04:20,259 --> 00:04:21,926 Well, uh, you don't understand, sir, 96 00:04:21,927 --> 00:04:24,095 that's, uh, what we call progress. It's, uh... 97 00:04:24,096 --> 00:04:26,464 My Oahu. Kamehameha, king. 98 00:04:26,465 --> 00:04:29,100 I give order, you take away. 99 00:04:29,101 --> 00:04:31,169 Well, I... Yes, sir, but... 100 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:34,272 Master, I think I'd better send the king back now. 101 00:04:34,273 --> 00:04:35,807 No. Absolutely not, Jeannie. 102 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:37,241 He's got to be made to understand 103 00:04:37,242 --> 00:04:39,177 what civilization has done for the country. 104 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:40,211 Tony... Jus... 105 00:04:40,212 --> 00:04:42,046 Will you... Will you wait a minute, please? 106 00:04:42,047 --> 00:04:43,648 He-he-he's just not used to all this. 107 00:04:43,649 --> 00:04:45,917 He just doesn't know, you know, how to cope yet... 108 00:04:45,918 --> 00:04:46,918 Yeah, but... But Tony... 109 00:04:46,919 --> 00:04:48,486 Roger, I'm trying to explain to her. 110 00:04:48,487 --> 00:04:50,855 He's got to be made to see what civilization has helped, 111 00:04:50,856 --> 00:04:52,590 and the progress that's been made here. 112 00:04:52,591 --> 00:04:54,793 Yeah, but I gotta tell you... What is it? What is it? 113 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,394 The king is gone. 114 00:04:56,395 --> 00:04:57,462 Gone? 115 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:58,930 Yeah, he just walked out the door. 116 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:00,998 Well, why didn't you...? Yeah, but I've been... 117 00:05:00,999 --> 00:05:02,367 [?] 118 00:05:06,154 --> 00:05:08,422 I told you to keep your eye on him. What's a...? 119 00:05:08,423 --> 00:05:09,890 Well, he couldn't have gone far. 120 00:05:09,891 --> 00:05:11,225 Yeah, well, he's probably out 121 00:05:11,226 --> 00:05:13,345 in the garden cracking coconuts. Oh. 122 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:15,063 [GRUNTING] 123 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:17,465 Oh. I think we have found him. 124 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:20,131 [WOMAN SHRIEKS] 125 00:05:21,370 --> 00:05:23,788 Oh. Your... Your Majesty. Uh, what are you doing, sir? 126 00:05:23,789 --> 00:05:26,157 This man steal royal whale teeth. 127 00:05:27,226 --> 00:05:28,226 Pineapple no can eat. 128 00:05:28,227 --> 00:05:30,795 [HISS] This progress? 129 00:05:31,964 --> 00:05:34,866 Flowers no can smell. That progress? 130 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:36,968 Master, I do not think he likes civilization. 131 00:05:36,969 --> 00:05:38,569 Oh, he... Why do we not send him back? 132 00:05:38,570 --> 00:05:40,205 He's gonna love civilization. 133 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:41,806 Hide plant from sun. That progress? 134 00:05:41,807 --> 00:05:43,741 Oh! Oh, Your Majesty. If... 135 00:05:43,742 --> 00:05:44,742 Just a moment, sir. 136 00:05:44,743 --> 00:05:46,711 Do you intend to pay for the damages? 137 00:05:46,712 --> 00:05:47,745 No, I'm afraid not. 138 00:05:47,746 --> 00:05:48,880 Or do I call the police? 139 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:50,921 [GASPS] How much? How much? 140 00:05:52,017 --> 00:05:53,284 Pay him, will you? Yeah. 141 00:05:53,285 --> 00:05:55,245 Come on. Yeah. 142 00:05:59,274 --> 00:06:02,042 [?] 143 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:06,614 Uh... Uh, Your Majesty... 144 00:06:08,116 --> 00:06:11,853 Look. Gods are angry, make rain fall up. 145 00:06:11,854 --> 00:06:12,854 [STUTTERING] 146 00:06:12,855 --> 00:06:14,722 Must make rain dance. 147 00:06:14,723 --> 00:06:16,290 Oh. Well, that won't be... 148 00:06:16,291 --> 00:06:17,925 Where rain dancers? 149 00:06:17,926 --> 00:06:19,660 Oh, well, they don't work on Sundays. 150 00:06:19,661 --> 00:06:20,761 It's a strong union. 151 00:06:22,498 --> 00:06:24,999 [KAMEHAMEHA SINGING IN HAWAIIAN] 152 00:06:36,061 --> 00:06:38,012 Pardon me, sir. What are you doing? 153 00:06:38,013 --> 00:06:41,266 Must make gods happy. Make rain dance. Come. 154 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:42,684 Who...? Me? 155 00:06:42,685 --> 00:06:45,437 Takes three to make rain dance. Come! 156 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:47,155 Well, it takes two to tango. 157 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:48,406 Come! 158 00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:49,924 What are we gonna do? 159 00:06:49,925 --> 00:06:52,526 We're gonna do a little rain dance. 160 00:06:52,527 --> 00:06:54,395 ROGER: I've never done the rain dance before. 161 00:06:54,396 --> 00:06:56,164 I've never done any kind of dance before. 162 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:57,264 Humor him. 163 00:06:57,265 --> 00:06:58,866 Right when he's starting to dance. 164 00:07:02,805 --> 00:07:05,039 [ALL CHANTING] 165 00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:08,442 [SINGS QUIETLY] 166 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,709 Ah. The gods approve. 167 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:27,812 [IN HAWAIIAN] 168 00:07:31,433 --> 00:07:32,516 [LAUGHS] 169 00:07:32,517 --> 00:07:34,252 [ALL CHANTING IN HAWAIIAN] 170 00:07:43,311 --> 00:07:45,880 ROGER: It worked. It worked. 171 00:07:45,881 --> 00:07:48,449 Ah. Oh, Major Healey... Oh. 172 00:07:48,450 --> 00:07:49,683 Major Nelson. Us. Oh. 173 00:07:49,684 --> 00:07:51,085 Come here. 174 00:07:51,086 --> 00:07:52,653 Yes, sir. 175 00:07:52,654 --> 00:07:54,455 Hello, Dr. Bellows. 176 00:07:54,456 --> 00:07:55,623 Oh. 177 00:07:55,624 --> 00:07:57,391 Would you mind telling me 178 00:07:57,392 --> 00:07:59,561 what you were doing in that fountain? 179 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:02,647 Oh, just your average Hawaiian rain dance, sir. 180 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,733 Did you say you were doing a rain dance? 181 00:08:05,734 --> 00:08:07,284 Uh, yes, sir. One of our Hawaiian friends 182 00:08:07,285 --> 00:08:10,521 was teaching us some of the chants of the island. 183 00:08:10,522 --> 00:08:12,790 Once it's raining, there's no sense hanging around. 184 00:08:12,791 --> 00:08:15,426 Very good seeing you, sir. Come on, Roge. 185 00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:25,202 They made it rain? 186 00:08:39,134 --> 00:08:41,902 [SHOUTING] 187 00:08:43,806 --> 00:08:47,141 I did it! I did it! I made it rain! 188 00:08:48,243 --> 00:08:49,877 I made it rain? 189 00:08:57,368 --> 00:08:59,048 [MOUTHS] I don't know. 190 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:05,642 He's not out in front. 191 00:09:05,643 --> 00:09:07,745 He's not out back either. Oh, I never thought 192 00:09:07,746 --> 00:09:09,280 I'd be playing nursemaid to a king. 193 00:09:09,281 --> 00:09:11,548 Boy, think of all those beautiful girls on the beach. 194 00:09:11,549 --> 00:09:13,717 Roger, will you forget about the beautiful girls. 195 00:09:13,718 --> 00:09:15,086 We got important things to do... 196 00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:16,854 Forget the beautiful girls on the beach? 197 00:09:16,855 --> 00:09:18,289 Why did you have to send for him? 198 00:09:18,290 --> 00:09:20,491 I didn't send for him. Jeannie... Now, don't start... 199 00:09:20,492 --> 00:09:23,060 Why don't we call the police, and they'll send out an alarm... 200 00:09:23,061 --> 00:09:25,096 When they find him, you can explain who he is. 201 00:09:25,097 --> 00:09:26,797 You do it. All right, okay. 202 00:09:26,798 --> 00:09:28,699 I wish he didn't have such a terrible temper. 203 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:30,734 Roger, that's why we're trying to find him. 204 00:09:30,735 --> 00:09:32,536 Really. That's why we're trying... Oh. 205 00:09:32,537 --> 00:09:34,372 I've been looking everywhere for you. 206 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:36,824 It worked. It worked. 207 00:09:36,825 --> 00:09:38,592 What worked, sir? Your rain dance. 208 00:09:38,593 --> 00:09:40,061 Why, it's the most amazing thing 209 00:09:40,062 --> 00:09:41,129 that ever happened to me. 210 00:09:41,130 --> 00:09:42,997 Look at me. Uh, what's... 211 00:09:42,998 --> 00:09:45,118 One moment the sun was shining, and then I went... 212 00:09:45,867 --> 00:09:47,518 [CHANTING IN HAWAIIAN] 213 00:09:49,455 --> 00:09:52,106 It was incredible. Why...? Where is he? 214 00:09:52,107 --> 00:09:53,508 Where can we find him? 215 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:55,143 Whe-where's who, sir? That native fellow 216 00:09:55,144 --> 00:09:56,227 you were dancing with. 217 00:09:56,228 --> 00:09:57,629 The rainmaker. 218 00:09:57,630 --> 00:10:00,148 Don't you realize if he went to Washington with us, 219 00:10:00,149 --> 00:10:02,133 have you any idea what it would mean? 220 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:04,619 It would certainly shake up the boys in meteorology. 221 00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:06,387 Well, I think so. 222 00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:08,489 Predicting the weather is one thing, 223 00:10:08,490 --> 00:10:09,724 but making the weather? 224 00:10:09,725 --> 00:10:12,060 Why, we're just beginning to experiment. 225 00:10:12,061 --> 00:10:14,278 Of course, you'd have to do it with a straight face. 226 00:10:14,279 --> 00:10:16,413 A straight face? Especially when they point out 227 00:10:16,414 --> 00:10:17,815 to you that here in the tropics, 228 00:10:17,816 --> 00:10:20,718 it can be sun shining one minute and pouring down rain the next. 229 00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:25,089 Could it have been a coincidence? 230 00:10:25,090 --> 00:10:26,624 It's a great practical joke, sir. 231 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:28,726 I can see the expression on the scientist's face, 232 00:10:28,727 --> 00:10:31,462 and the generals are standing around watching this guy... 233 00:10:31,463 --> 00:10:33,948 [CHANTING IN HAWAIIAN] 234 00:10:33,949 --> 00:10:37,168 I didn't know the general had that sense of humor. Ah. 235 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:38,920 He hasn't. 236 00:10:38,921 --> 00:10:40,287 [LAUGHS] 237 00:10:40,288 --> 00:10:42,156 And this is gonna be a very expensive joke. 238 00:10:42,157 --> 00:10:43,690 Flying this guy to Washington. 239 00:10:43,691 --> 00:10:45,593 [BOTH LAUGH] 240 00:10:45,594 --> 00:10:46,961 Oh. Much too expensive. 241 00:10:46,962 --> 00:10:49,130 I... I don't know what I could have been thinking of. 242 00:10:49,131 --> 00:10:50,431 I... 243 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:53,935 Oh, gentlemen, will you, uh, please do me a favor? 244 00:10:53,936 --> 00:10:57,105 Uh, forget... Forget I ever mentioned it. 245 00:10:57,106 --> 00:10:59,506 Please. Please, I'm... Must get out of here. 246 00:10:59,507 --> 00:11:00,507 It was a good idea. 247 00:11:00,508 --> 00:11:01,508 Wait, please... 248 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:03,945 [SIGHS] 249 00:11:03,946 --> 00:11:06,747 Oh, you're beautiful. You know, you don't need a genie. 250 00:11:06,748 --> 00:11:08,983 Yeah. Hey, listen, let's find Jeannie and get... 251 00:11:08,984 --> 00:11:10,751 Get the king. Come on. 252 00:11:14,522 --> 00:11:15,522 Oh. 253 00:11:15,523 --> 00:11:17,157 All right, Roger... you go that way. 254 00:11:17,158 --> 00:11:18,626 I'll go this way. 255 00:11:18,627 --> 00:11:21,195 Wait a minute. Maybe we better forget about the whole thing. 256 00:11:21,196 --> 00:11:22,863 We can't let our king run around loose. 257 00:11:22,864 --> 00:11:25,032 Wait a minute. Which way was I supposed to go again? 258 00:11:25,033 --> 00:11:26,100 Roger! 259 00:11:26,101 --> 00:11:27,401 Don't tell me, don't tell me. 260 00:11:27,402 --> 00:11:28,669 [GLASS BREAKING] 261 00:11:28,670 --> 00:11:31,271 I think we have found him again. 262 00:11:35,510 --> 00:11:37,144 [?] 263 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:46,654 Progress, phooey! 264 00:12:20,021 --> 00:12:21,021 Oh! Oh, no! 265 00:12:21,022 --> 00:12:22,556 [SHOUTING] 266 00:12:22,557 --> 00:12:23,724 Come here, Roger. 267 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,760 Come on, come on. Oh. Oh. 268 00:12:26,761 --> 00:12:28,996 Are you all right, sir? Oh, yeah. 269 00:12:28,997 --> 00:12:30,364 [SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] Whoa! 270 00:12:30,365 --> 00:12:32,265 Oh. We thought we had lost you. 271 00:12:33,151 --> 00:12:34,234 It's dead. 272 00:12:34,235 --> 00:12:36,570 Who's dead? Who's dead? 273 00:12:36,571 --> 00:12:37,638 Who's dead? 274 00:12:37,639 --> 00:12:38,772 What is it, sir? 275 00:12:38,773 --> 00:12:41,141 There is no green grass. They have killed it. 276 00:12:41,142 --> 00:12:43,182 You have done this. 277 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:44,846 Is Pali still here? 278 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,597 Pali? Pali? 279 00:12:46,598 --> 00:12:48,382 Oh, uh, the... The scene of your big victory. 280 00:12:48,383 --> 00:12:49,550 Yes, sir. It certainly is. 281 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,118 Would you... Would you like to see it? 282 00:12:51,119 --> 00:12:52,804 I see it with my army. 283 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:54,355 I-I beg your pardon? 284 00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:57,324 Yes, Kamehameha Nui raise army. 285 00:12:57,325 --> 00:13:00,695 Free his people. Take back Hawaii. 286 00:13:08,803 --> 00:13:10,904 [LAUGHING] You must be joking, sir. Uh, I... 287 00:13:10,905 --> 00:13:12,139 You just can't raise an army 288 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:14,242 and take over an island this size. 289 00:13:14,243 --> 00:13:15,443 Oh, yes, he can, master. 290 00:13:15,444 --> 00:13:17,144 Uh, just stay out of this, Jeannie. 291 00:13:17,145 --> 00:13:18,713 BELLOWS: Major Nelson. Huh? 292 00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:20,013 Ah... Roger. 293 00:13:20,014 --> 00:13:22,316 Would you like to keep an eye on the king, please? 294 00:13:22,317 --> 00:13:23,684 Yes, sir. Can I help you? 295 00:13:23,685 --> 00:13:25,953 General Laughton is giving a luau tonight, 296 00:13:25,954 --> 00:13:27,921 and he asked that you both be invited. 297 00:13:27,922 --> 00:13:29,724 Oh, well, I'm afraid I can't tonight, sir. 298 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:31,626 Uh, 7:00. 299 00:13:31,627 --> 00:13:33,694 Good. Now if you will excuse me, I have a meeting. 300 00:13:33,695 --> 00:13:35,162 Uh, yes, sir. Yes, sir. 301 00:13:35,163 --> 00:13:37,865 He's having a meeting, and we're having an invasion. 302 00:13:37,866 --> 00:13:39,700 Oh. Don't worry about King Kamehameha. 303 00:13:39,701 --> 00:13:42,221 Jeannie's got her eye on him. 304 00:13:42,854 --> 00:13:44,254 [LAUGHS] 305 00:13:44,255 --> 00:13:46,356 What are you doing? What are you doing here? 306 00:13:46,357 --> 00:13:48,125 I am eating pineapple, master. 307 00:13:48,126 --> 00:13:49,660 Where's King Kamehameha? 308 00:13:49,661 --> 00:13:51,595 [CHUCKLES I do not know, master. 309 00:13:51,596 --> 00:13:54,231 Do you know these are delicious with salt? 310 00:13:54,232 --> 00:13:55,499 Salt already. 311 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,367 You mean you let him out of your sight? 312 00:13:57,368 --> 00:13:58,535 Why, yes, master. 313 00:13:58,536 --> 00:14:00,856 You told me not to interfere. 314 00:14:01,139 --> 00:14:02,606 Why don't we put in for a transfer? 315 00:14:02,607 --> 00:14:04,541 Maybe... Maybe to submarine service. 316 00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:06,777 Yeah. Well... It's nothing to worry about. 317 00:14:06,778 --> 00:14:08,579 He's probably forgotten all about it. 318 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:10,715 Yeah. The invasion idea. 319 00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:11,716 [ALL CHUCKLE] 320 00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:13,350 I do not think so. 321 00:14:13,351 --> 00:14:14,472 [LAUGHS] 322 00:14:17,889 --> 00:14:19,724 [BIRD CAWS] 323 00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:25,396 Ah. Good war canoe. I take. 324 00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:27,865 Uh, anything you say, chief. You want to rent one? 325 00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:30,334 I need 1000 war canoes. 326 00:14:30,335 --> 00:14:32,336 Yeah, sure. I can let you have five, 327 00:14:32,337 --> 00:14:34,839 but the others won't be back till 3:30. 328 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,475 And they're $2 an hour. Hm. 329 00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:41,245 Five. Never mind. I invade by land. 330 00:14:43,815 --> 00:14:45,983 Sure getting some wild tourists this season. 331 00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:51,588 The... These plastic pineapples are just darling. Oh! 332 00:14:51,589 --> 00:14:53,557 [SPEAKS IN HAWAIIAN] 333 00:14:53,558 --> 00:14:57,361 Oh! That would look wonderful on my husband. 334 00:14:57,362 --> 00:14:59,496 Where did you get that? 335 00:14:59,497 --> 00:15:01,265 Bah! [GASPS] 336 00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:02,733 Well... 337 00:15:03,935 --> 00:15:06,603 Ah. [SPEAKS IN HAWAIIAN] 338 00:15:06,604 --> 00:15:09,073 I want 1000 spear. 339 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,574 A thousand spears? 340 00:15:10,575 --> 00:15:12,276 What do you wanna do? Start a war? 341 00:15:12,277 --> 00:15:13,343 I have this nice book... 342 00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:15,012 [GRUNTS] 343 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:23,454 [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE] 344 00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:25,456 MAN: Hey, Carla, could you come here a minute? 345 00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:26,690 Okay. 346 00:15:40,171 --> 00:15:42,022 Play drum. 347 00:15:42,023 --> 00:15:45,258 [TRIBAL BEAT PLAYING] 348 00:15:45,259 --> 00:15:47,027 When do I get paid? 349 00:15:47,028 --> 00:15:48,696 Louder. 350 00:15:54,102 --> 00:15:56,821 Hey! Turn that radio down. 351 00:15:56,822 --> 00:16:00,191 That's no radio. That's an old Hawaiian war call. 352 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,528 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 353 00:16:14,188 --> 00:16:15,923 Who is in charge here? 354 00:16:15,924 --> 00:16:19,109 It is King Kamehameha. King Kamehameha has come back. 355 00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:21,430 It is a miracle. 356 00:16:26,201 --> 00:16:27,534 Rise. 357 00:16:30,905 --> 00:16:33,491 What do you wish of us, oh, mighty one? 358 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,959 Tonight, we conquer Hawaii. 359 00:16:42,818 --> 00:16:44,869 [?] 360 00:17:22,073 --> 00:17:23,753 WOMAN: I know, I know. 361 00:17:29,264 --> 00:17:31,381 I sure wish I knew where the king was right now. 362 00:17:31,382 --> 00:17:32,816 I'll tell you where he is, Roger. 363 00:17:32,817 --> 00:17:35,352 He's up at the Pali contemplating his own victory. 364 00:17:35,353 --> 00:17:36,820 Oh, you don't think he's serious 365 00:17:36,821 --> 00:17:38,822 about that... That invasion business, do you? 366 00:17:38,823 --> 00:17:40,958 [CHUCKLES] No. Of course not. 367 00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:42,392 [BIRD CALLING] 368 00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:52,035 [MAKING BIRD CALLS] 369 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:03,080 [MAKING BIRD CALLS] 370 00:18:15,377 --> 00:18:17,737 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 371 00:18:20,348 --> 00:18:22,115 ROGER: Ah, look what we have here. 372 00:18:22,116 --> 00:18:23,217 TONY: Oh. Thank you. 373 00:18:23,218 --> 00:18:24,602 Ah, thank you. 374 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,836 Mine's a little rare, 375 00:18:25,837 --> 00:18:27,638 why don't we go up to my room and cook it? 376 00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:29,056 [SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] 377 00:18:29,057 --> 00:18:30,841 ROGER: Wow, are they beautiful. Whoo! 378 00:18:30,842 --> 00:18:32,926 Are you enjoying yourselves, gentlemen? 379 00:18:32,927 --> 00:18:34,862 TONY: Oh, yes, sir, thank you very much. 380 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:38,032 I'm looking forward to a quiet and restful evening. 381 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:40,017 Don't worry about a thing. 382 00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:41,718 [BIRD CALLS] 383 00:18:57,836 --> 00:19:00,171 TONY: Boy, I'd like another rib. 384 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,838 Mine's a little rare. Why don't we go... 385 00:19:01,839 --> 00:19:03,407 Jeannie, what are you doing here? 386 00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:04,441 This is my first luau. 387 00:19:04,442 --> 00:19:05,909 Oh, really? Oh, you'll love it. 388 00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:07,711 There's a lot of great food and good music. 389 00:19:07,712 --> 00:19:09,713 She can't stay. You'll hate it. 390 00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:11,215 The music's bad and the food's bad. 391 00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:12,883 Oh, I'm going to stay. No, you're not. 392 00:19:12,884 --> 00:19:14,417 Now, listen here... Have fun. 393 00:19:14,418 --> 00:19:15,869 TONY: Oh, wait a minute, Je... 394 00:19:15,870 --> 00:19:17,638 Uh... 395 00:19:27,048 --> 00:19:28,315 See those two? 396 00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:32,035 They are the chiefs. We kill them first. 397 00:19:34,005 --> 00:19:35,406 We kill them? 398 00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:37,847 I don't know. That's what King Kamehameha ordered. 399 00:19:38,943 --> 00:19:40,211 I'm going to be late, 400 00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:42,479 we're having a dinner dance at the country club. 401 00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:47,601 Have you tried the poi, Major Healey? 402 00:19:47,602 --> 00:19:49,937 No, but I've certainly heard a lot about it. 403 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,056 You just stick your finger right in like this. 404 00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:53,057 Oh. 405 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,625 Mm! 406 00:19:55,626 --> 00:19:57,394 How is it, Roge? Mm-mm. 407 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,201 [SHOUTING IN HAWAIIAN] 408 00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:05,385 [MEN SHOUTING] 409 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:08,888 Oh, the entertainment's starting. 410 00:20:08,889 --> 00:20:10,574 Did you arrange for this, doctor? 411 00:20:10,575 --> 00:20:13,160 Uh, no, general. Uh, did you, Major Nelson? 412 00:20:13,161 --> 00:20:15,379 You may not believe it, but I think they're attacking. 413 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,548 [LAUGHING] 414 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:18,549 [SHOUTING] 415 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,970 Wait a minute. There's Gail. 416 00:20:23,971 --> 00:20:25,172 There's Carla. 417 00:20:25,173 --> 00:20:26,373 MAN: Carla! 418 00:20:26,374 --> 00:20:28,308 Oh, there is Tommy. 419 00:20:28,309 --> 00:20:30,277 And Billy. 420 00:20:32,347 --> 00:20:34,664 Come on. The luau looks good. 421 00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:38,752 Dave. 422 00:20:38,753 --> 00:20:40,420 Oh. Hi, Yvonne. 423 00:20:40,421 --> 00:20:42,989 What are you boys doing with those spears? 424 00:20:44,775 --> 00:20:46,726 It's kind of hard to explain. 425 00:20:46,727 --> 00:20:48,862 Come, we have extra food at the luau. 426 00:20:48,863 --> 00:20:50,797 Why don't you come and join us? 427 00:20:50,798 --> 00:20:52,332 Gee, I don't know. 428 00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,134 Come on. 429 00:20:54,135 --> 00:20:57,404 Look. That's what the other boys are doing. 430 00:20:57,405 --> 00:20:58,605 Why not? 431 00:21:01,175 --> 00:21:03,610 [APPLAUSE] 432 00:21:06,581 --> 00:21:08,381 This is a marvelous idea, major. 433 00:21:08,382 --> 00:21:09,616 It almost looked real. 434 00:21:09,617 --> 00:21:11,585 [LAUGHS] Yes, didn't it? 435 00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:13,754 Where did you get the hula girls? 436 00:21:13,755 --> 00:21:15,723 What hula girls, sir? Look. 437 00:21:15,724 --> 00:21:18,225 [?] 438 00:21:34,191 --> 00:21:35,542 [LAUGHTER, CHATTER] 439 00:22:00,968 --> 00:22:02,569 I wish you wouldn't go back yet, sir. 440 00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:05,004 I'd... I'd like another chance to show you. 441 00:22:05,005 --> 00:22:06,573 You should not have brought me here. 442 00:22:06,574 --> 00:22:08,192 My people have forgotten me. 443 00:22:08,193 --> 00:22:10,961 Forgotten you? Oh, but that is not true. 444 00:22:12,146 --> 00:22:13,931 Everything I have tried to do for them 445 00:22:13,932 --> 00:22:15,749 was written on the wind. 446 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:18,035 Oh, you are wrong. I will show you. 447 00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:19,336 Wait. What are you gonna do? 448 00:22:19,337 --> 00:22:21,605 Master, do you not know what day this is? 449 00:22:21,606 --> 00:22:24,041 This is King Kamehameha Day. 450 00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:25,576 I thought today was Monday. 451 00:22:28,713 --> 00:22:30,013 [SIGHS] 452 00:22:30,014 --> 00:22:33,684 Every year on June 11th, your people honor your memory. 453 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,552 I do not believe this. 454 00:22:35,553 --> 00:22:37,654 Oh, I will show you. 455 00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:41,358 [MARCHING BAND PLAYING] 456 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:42,792 Not here. 457 00:22:42,793 --> 00:22:45,395 Well... Wha...? Very good. 458 00:22:45,396 --> 00:22:47,397 Wha...? Look, Your Majesty. 459 00:22:58,209 --> 00:23:01,412 This? To honor me? 460 00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:03,574 Oh, yes, Your Majesty. 461 00:23:04,315 --> 00:23:05,815 Ah. 462 00:23:05,816 --> 00:23:08,184 I am not displeased. 463 00:23:17,161 --> 00:23:18,645 [CHATTERING] 464 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,121 My people have not forgotten me. 465 00:23:29,941 --> 00:23:32,025 I not understand your way of life... 466 00:23:32,026 --> 00:23:33,777 but my people seem happy. 467 00:23:33,778 --> 00:23:36,346 Perhaps this progress 468 00:23:36,347 --> 00:23:37,547 is good for them. 469 00:23:37,548 --> 00:23:38,449 [CHUCKLES] 470 00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:40,784 Oh, I am sure it is, Your Majesty. 471 00:23:40,785 --> 00:23:42,536 I am ready to return now. 472 00:23:42,537 --> 00:23:44,905 Well, it's certainly been a pleasure meeting you, sir. 473 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,574 [INDISTINCT WORD] 474 00:23:47,575 --> 00:23:48,775 Well, uh, maybe next time 475 00:23:48,776 --> 00:23:51,411 you can show me that coconut trick. 476 00:23:51,412 --> 00:23:53,680 You make sure your civilization 477 00:23:53,681 --> 00:23:55,081 take care of my people. 478 00:23:55,082 --> 00:23:56,517 I know, I will. Uh, you... 479 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,385 You can count on that, sir. 480 00:23:58,386 --> 00:23:59,419 I am ready. 481 00:24:02,891 --> 00:24:04,024 Oh, boy. There goes one of 482 00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:05,658 the nicest kings I ever met. 483 00:24:05,659 --> 00:24:07,560 I wonder what King Tut was like? 484 00:24:07,561 --> 00:24:09,263 Would you like to meet him, general...? 485 00:24:09,264 --> 00:24:11,824 Well... Just watch the parade, huh? 486 00:24:12,767 --> 00:24:13,867 I'll go too. 487 00:24:13,868 --> 00:24:15,802 [?] 488 00:24:20,608 --> 00:24:22,408 [PEOPLE APPLAUDING] 489 00:24:28,866 --> 00:24:31,034 [?] 490 00:24:31,084 --> 00:24:35,634 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33711

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