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[?]
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More coffee, master?
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Uh, no, thanks. No.
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How long have you been
making coffee anyway?
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Oh, about 2000 years.
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Hm.
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Nobody is perfect.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh, there's the mailman.
Yeah, I...
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I will get it.
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Uh...
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Here is one marked,
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"Open carefully.
Personal. Very private."
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah, I wonder
who that could be from.
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There's nothing in here.
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It says, "Dear occupant,
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"here is your lucky
do-or-die sweepstakes number.
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You may already have won
a trip to sunny Spain."
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Oh, would you like
to win, master?
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No, I've already been
to sunny Spain.
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Oh.
It rained.
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Oh, here's a letter
from your mother.
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No kidding, third one this week.
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Poor thing,
she worries about you.
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Yeah, I know.
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It's getting to be
a hobby of hers.
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"Dear Anthony,
I just heard on the radio
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"they're having
a cold spell in Florida.
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I hope you don't have
a drafty capsule."
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[LAUGHING] Oh, that's sweet.
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You must write her
and tell her that you are well.
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Yeah, listen to this.
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"I-I hope you don't have
a drafty cap...
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"Why can't you be an astronaut
up here in Bridgeport
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where you can eat
lunch at home?"
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Oh, she misses you, master.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Listen to this.
"Under separate cover..."
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh, um, "Under separate cover.
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"I am sending vitamin pills,
uh, gelatin pills,
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"and a few minerals
I had lying around the house.
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"Your loving mother.
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P.S. Bridgeport is lovely
this time of year."
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Aw.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Would you mind, please?
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Thanks.
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Surprise!
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[?]
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Mom.
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[LAUGHING]
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Well...
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Well...
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Well, what are you doing here?
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Oh, I was just passing by.
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I got lonely.
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Oh, well. Well...
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You're just passing by.
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Well, Bridgeport is
a thousand miles from here, Mom.
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Oh, do you think it's right
for a mother
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to be separated from her son
by a thousand miles?
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Let me look at you.
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You look terrible.
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That service haircut,
and you look so thin.
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Well, I brought
everything for you.
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Yeah?
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Uh, organically grown food.
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Herbs...
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I-I thought you said
you were sending this
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under a separate cover.
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Separate cover
decided to deliver.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, I worry about you, Anthony.
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But no more.
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If the mountain
won't come to Mohammed,
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then Mohammed comes
to the mountain.
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That mountain's
gonna get crowded, Ma.
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And I'm here.
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Good.
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To stay.
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Wonderful.
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Permanently.
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Permanently.
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P-permanently?
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You know, Mohammed is kidding.
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Mother, I really would love
to have you stay,
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but I'm kind of short of room.
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Oh, whenever did
a mother need room?
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Oh, this place is a mess.
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But as soon as I unpack,
I'll clean it up.
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Oh, it's a lovely house,
Anthony.
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But it certainly needs
a woman's touch.
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Hm.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Looks as if it hadn't
been dusted for a year.
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Yeah, well, Mother,
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there's no reason
for you to bother with that.
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Why don't you act like a guest?
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Oh, whoever heard
of a mother as a guest?
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Yes, well...
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Oh-ho.
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Dust, dust, dust.
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You are a typical
bachelor, Anthony.
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Sloppy.
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I'll just unpack.
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See the dust?
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[WIND HOWLING]
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Well, you certainly
have a cool ocean breeze.
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I think it's the beginning
of Hurricane Jeannie.
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You could
catch cold. Look.
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Huh? Where?
Over there.
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What is it?
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Oh, that poor little plant,
it's dying.
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Dying just like a dog.
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Well, it's lucky
I got here on time.
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
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And no more hurricanes,
you understand?
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Yes, master.
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But there was no dust.
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Shhh.
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To a mother, there was dust.
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Yes, master.
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We have to make her
as comfortable as possible
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while she's here.
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MOTHER: Where do you
keep the vacuum cleaner?
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I vacuumed it myself
this morning!
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[WHISPERS]
Shh! Jeannie, please.
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Uh, don't bother, Mother.
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Look, all we have to do
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is convince her
that I'm well cared for,
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and she'll go home.
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Ha. That is impossible.
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Your house is too dirty,
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your hair is too short,
you are too thin.
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Yeah, look, she's my mother.
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Let's just humor her
while she's here, hm? Okay?
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Yes, master.
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[LAUGHING]
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I can't... I can't...
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Oh, she would love that.
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Would you please come
get me out of this quickly?
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Oh, but you look so much better.
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Get me out of this...
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Come on. I mean it.
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That's better.
That's much better.
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Now, you.
Go, go on, get out.
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Oh.
Please?
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Anthony, I'm going to get us
a little lunch.
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Oh.
Ah.
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How can anyone live
just on ice cubes?
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[LAUGHS]
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Just lucky, I guess.
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It's amazing
you haven't starved to death
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without me to look after you.
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No bread.
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No fruit.
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Sorry, Mom.
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No vegetables.
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Mom, I... I've already
set the table.
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We can have lunch.
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Oh!
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You had it set in.
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Yes.
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[LAUGHING]
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Well, it's cold.
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A man should have a hot meal
in the middle of the day.
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Mustard?
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Thank you.
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Oh, that'll be fine.
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Mother, I wish you'd
let me take the couch
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and you take my bed.
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I wouldn't dream of it.
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But I want you to be
comfortable.
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A mother doesn't have
to be comfortable.
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Well, then be uncomfortable
in my bed.
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I'll be uncomfortable in the way
I want to be uncomfortable.
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Okay, but you call me
if you change your mind, Mom.
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Yes, dear. Good night.
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Good night.
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Now you get to bed.
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An astronaut needs his sleep.
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Okay, Mom.
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Oh, my.
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I shall sleep tight tonight.
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[CREAKS]
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[KNOCKS]
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Anthony!
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Anthony!
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What is it?
What is it, Ma?
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There is a door under my sheet.
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A door?
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Oh, you sweet boy.
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You remembered
about your mother's bad back.
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[CHUCKLES]
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So thoughtful of you.
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You remembered
that I always slept on a board.
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How could I forget?
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Oh, there aren't many sons
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who would think of a door
for their mother's bed.
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No, not many, Ma.
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There.
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Let me help you.
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Now, I shall
sleep tight tonight.
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Nothing's going to wake me now.
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Good. Oh, here.
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[GROANS]
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Ah. Thank you, dear.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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[PLAYS "REVEILLE"]
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[PANTING]
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[CRASHING]
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[JEANNIE SHRIEKS]
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Ma? Mom?
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Ma?
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Oh, Anthony?
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What is it, dear?
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Do you want something to eat?
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No.
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What was that racket?
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I was dreaming.
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What a dream I had.
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We were in Bridgeport,
right in the main street.
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And they were
giving you a parade.
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Oh, it was beautiful.
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Ticker tape, trumpets,
drums, cymbals.
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Boom!
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I thought I heard a...
A cannon.
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Imagine, a parade for my son.
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Anthony the Astronaut.
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Tony the Tired.
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Oh, dear, why, of course you are
after all that excitement.
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Now, you go right back to sleep.
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Okay. Good night, Ma.
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Sweet dreams.
Good night.
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Sleep tight.
Yeah.
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Why aren't you married?
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What?
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I-I brought some things, um,
for you to see.
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Do you remember Daphne?
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Daphne?
Yes.
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She was the athletic one.
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Oh, you used to canter off
into the woods together.
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Do you remember?
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Well, not at 3:00
in the morning I don't, Mom.
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Or perhaps it's Eleanor
you remember.
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Eleanor.
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With the adorable freckles.
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Freckles.
Don't you remember her?
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Yes, she always wanted
to be a nurse.
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Oh, what a beauty.
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Mom, I really gotta
get some sleep, come on.
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I'll bet it's Eleanor
you remember.
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We'll talk about it
in the morning.
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Good night.
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How many times have I told you
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not to come in here
without knocking?
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[DOOR KNOCKS]
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What is it?
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Oh.
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Uh, nothing.
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Good night, darling.
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W-what's the matter
with you?
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I have a mother-in-law
problem.
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You can't have
a mother-in-law problem.
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We're not married.
I gotta get some sleep.
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How long is she going to stay?
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I don't know.
I think she's moved in.
272
00:13:42,504 --> 00:13:44,204
Well, I do not think
there's room enough
273
00:13:44,205 --> 00:13:45,205
for all of us here.
274
00:13:45,206 --> 00:13:46,206
Let me worry about this.
275
00:13:46,207 --> 00:13:47,808
You got plenty of room
in your bottle.
276
00:13:47,809 --> 00:13:48,842
Just go pop in.
277
00:13:48,843 --> 00:13:52,212
I gotta get some sleep.
I'm exhausted.
278
00:13:52,213 --> 00:13:54,415
Very well.
279
00:14:26,948 --> 00:14:28,582
What the...?
280
00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:30,016
[SCREAMS]
281
00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:52,957
Doctor, it's so nice of you
to drop in to see me.
282
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,291
Not all, Mrs. Nelson,
283
00:14:54,292 --> 00:14:56,827
I've been looking forward
to meeting Tony's mother.
284
00:14:56,828 --> 00:14:58,862
Oh, thank you.
285
00:14:58,863 --> 00:15:01,331
I've been so worried about Tony.
286
00:15:01,332 --> 00:15:03,100
So have I.
287
00:15:03,101 --> 00:15:06,637
And frankly, I'm relieved
that you're here.
288
00:15:06,638 --> 00:15:07,671
Are you?
289
00:15:07,672 --> 00:15:09,239
I've known your son
for some time now
290
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:14,444
and I feel that he could use
a sort of sober helping hand.
291
00:15:14,445 --> 00:15:16,113
You mean a mother's hand?
292
00:15:16,114 --> 00:15:19,817
Yes. And you're so
beautifully normal.
293
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:20,718
[GIGGLES]
294
00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:23,988
Yes, I'm just as normal
as Anthony is.
295
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:25,773
Oh, he's such a darling.
296
00:15:25,774 --> 00:15:30,328
Do you know, last night
he had me sleeping on a door?
297
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:32,129
He had you sleep on a door?
298
00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:34,965
He is so thoughtful.
299
00:15:34,966 --> 00:15:38,051
Oh, of course,
he's just an average son.
300
00:15:38,052 --> 00:15:40,471
I'm just an average mother.
301
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:44,258
I'd like to be
an average grandmother.
302
00:15:44,259 --> 00:15:46,927
Oh, I'm sure
that will come in time.
303
00:15:46,928 --> 00:15:50,064
He needs some nice girl
304
00:15:50,065 --> 00:15:54,168
who would look
after him properly.
305
00:15:54,169 --> 00:15:56,637
He can't go on living
in this dust bowl.
306
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:01,491
[COUGHING]
307
00:16:01,492 --> 00:16:02,893
I think...
308
00:16:02,894 --> 00:16:04,461
it's getting
a little misty in here.
309
00:16:04,462 --> 00:16:06,797
Perhaps if I...
If I close the windows?
310
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:07,898
Oh, uh, they're closed.
311
00:16:07,899 --> 00:16:09,366
Would you have
an apricot cookie?
312
00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:11,635
Oh, yes, thank you.
313
00:16:11,636 --> 00:16:13,470
I, uh... I can't see them.
314
00:16:13,471 --> 00:16:15,439
I made them myself this morning.
315
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:16,841
Where are they?
316
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,642
You know, if it wasn't for me
317
00:16:18,643 --> 00:16:21,879
Anthony would never have
a home-cooked meal.
318
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,547
The last time I was
in a fog like this
319
00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:25,766
was at sea on the Atlantic.
320
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,134
Oh, really?
321
00:16:27,135 --> 00:16:29,053
Did you have a nice crossing?
322
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:31,939
We were afraid
of hitting an iceberg.
323
00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:34,725
We never have fogs
like this in Bridgeport.
324
00:16:34,726 --> 00:16:37,778
I've never heard of a fog
inside a house.
325
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,447
Neither have I.
326
00:16:39,448 --> 00:16:42,149
Isn't it splendid?
327
00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:44,235
Splendid? You don't mind it?
328
00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:45,869
Oh, not at all.
329
00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:47,004
Don't you know?
330
00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:50,474
It's marvelous
for the complexion.
331
00:16:50,475 --> 00:16:53,877
Yes, well,
I think I'll be running along.
332
00:16:54,979 --> 00:16:55,979
So soon?
333
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:57,047
Well, yes, I'm afraid so.
334
00:16:57,048 --> 00:17:00,217
Let me get you a hot cup of tea.
335
00:17:00,218 --> 00:17:04,038
You know, I wanted
to discuss Anthony with you.
336
00:17:04,039 --> 00:17:06,173
[FOGHORN SOUND]
337
00:17:06,174 --> 00:17:08,208
Oh, what was that?
338
00:17:08,209 --> 00:17:10,243
Sounded like a foghorn.
339
00:17:10,244 --> 00:17:12,012
In the living room?
340
00:17:12,013 --> 00:17:12,813
[BLOWING]
341
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,094
Oh, doctor.
342
00:17:14,766 --> 00:17:16,950
You backed into the teapot.
343
00:17:16,951 --> 00:17:19,970
Oh, excuse me, I, uh...
344
00:17:19,971 --> 00:17:22,573
Perhaps you could, uh, steer me
in the right direction.
345
00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:24,275
Oh, certainly.
346
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:25,676
Oh, thank you.
347
00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:27,244
Oh, here we are.
348
00:17:29,147 --> 00:17:31,482
I do hope you'll come again
on a clear day.
349
00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,183
Yes, another time, yes,
350
00:17:33,184 --> 00:17:36,887
when I've consulted
my barometer first.
351
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:39,723
Oh. Oh.
352
00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:42,244
Ooh!
Whoa!
353
00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:43,978
Oh, I'm sorry
you don't like fog.
354
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:44,979
Well...
355
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,580
Oh!
356
00:17:46,581 --> 00:17:48,916
Well, I've never been crazy
about it.
357
00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:51,318
Oh, uh, excuse me,
I had a hat, Mrs. Nelson.
358
00:17:51,319 --> 00:17:52,853
I'll get it.
359
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:56,723
Yeah, right over there.
360
00:17:56,724 --> 00:17:58,192
Thank you.
361
00:17:58,193 --> 00:17:59,559
You're welcome.
362
00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:07,334
I don't understand.
363
00:18:07,335 --> 00:18:08,802
It's sunny.
364
00:18:08,803 --> 00:18:10,654
There's no fog out there.
365
00:18:10,655 --> 00:18:12,089
Now, now, doctor.
366
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:15,359
It's best not to get emotional
about the weather.
367
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,760
Yes.
368
00:18:16,761 --> 00:18:18,695
Good day.
369
00:18:18,696 --> 00:18:20,864
Good day.
370
00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:27,904
Psychiatrists.
371
00:18:27,905 --> 00:18:31,575
Always something
a little peculiar.
372
00:18:35,529 --> 00:18:38,632
Oh, hi, Ma. Smells great.
373
00:18:38,633 --> 00:18:41,101
I'm cooking all
of your favorite dishes.
374
00:18:41,102 --> 00:18:43,103
Just as I did
when you were a little boy.
375
00:18:43,104 --> 00:18:45,271
Oh, well, I don't want you
to go to all this trouble.
376
00:18:45,272 --> 00:18:46,807
I'll take you out for dinner.
377
00:18:46,808 --> 00:18:47,808
Out?
378
00:18:47,809 --> 00:18:50,944
Oh, you don't like
my fried chicken.
379
00:18:50,945 --> 00:18:52,012
And apple dumplings.
380
00:18:52,013 --> 00:18:53,013
Oh, no...
381
00:18:53,014 --> 00:18:54,380
With plenty of sugar and spice.
382
00:18:54,381 --> 00:18:56,817
I love it, I do.
It's just that...
383
00:18:56,818 --> 00:18:58,351
Oh!
384
00:18:58,352 --> 00:19:00,921
You'd like to get
out of the house?
385
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:02,522
Yeah, I sure would, yeah.
386
00:19:02,523 --> 00:19:06,026
All right.
We'll take it with us.
387
00:19:06,027 --> 00:19:07,427
Take it where?
388
00:19:07,428 --> 00:19:08,895
To the beach.
389
00:19:08,896 --> 00:19:10,664
We'll have a picnic.
390
00:19:10,665 --> 00:19:13,366
Okay, sure,
just the two of us, huh?
391
00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:15,368
That's a wonderful idea.
392
00:19:15,369 --> 00:19:18,639
I can't go out of the house
with my hair like this.
393
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,407
Well, it looks fine.
394
00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:27,114
It's a mess.
No.
395
00:19:27,115 --> 00:19:28,281
Give me a mirror.
396
00:19:28,282 --> 00:19:30,150
Well, Mom, I can't get you...
397
00:19:30,151 --> 00:19:33,303
Oh, here.
398
00:19:33,304 --> 00:19:38,375
Why, it looks as if I have
sequins over my eyebrows.
399
00:19:38,376 --> 00:19:41,345
Yes, well, that's
the atmospheric conditions
400
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:44,515
combined with the kreptactic
light sequentials.
401
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:48,635
Kreptactic light sequentials.
402
00:19:48,636 --> 00:19:50,570
Isn't science wonderful?
403
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,090
It's nice.
404
00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:54,758
Yeah, it looks fine.
405
00:19:54,759 --> 00:19:56,176
You know, Anthony?
406
00:19:56,177 --> 00:19:58,712
There's something about
the Cocoa Beach climate
407
00:19:58,713 --> 00:20:01,181
that is amazing.
408
00:20:01,182 --> 00:20:03,851
Yeah, it's enough
to curl your hair.
409
00:20:03,852 --> 00:20:05,102
[GIGGLING]
410
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:06,670
[LAUGHING]
411
00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:14,277
More chicken, Anthony?
412
00:20:14,278 --> 00:20:15,679
Oh, Mom, I couldn't.
413
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,948
Oh, you've scarcely
eaten anything.
414
00:20:17,949 --> 00:20:19,216
[LAUGHS]
415
00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:22,086
Four pieces of chicken,
a half pound of potato salad
416
00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:24,287
and three apple dumplings?
417
00:20:24,288 --> 00:20:26,123
It's getting a little chilly.
418
00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:28,125
Why don't you put on
your jacket, dear?
419
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:29,543
No, I'm not cold, Ma.
420
00:20:29,544 --> 00:20:32,779
Oh, you need some nice girl
to look after you.
421
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,334
Some nice, old-fashioned girl.
422
00:20:38,636 --> 00:20:42,806
Oh, I had the most
marvelous dream last night.
423
00:20:42,807 --> 00:20:46,226
I dreamt that you met
the perfect girl.
424
00:20:46,227 --> 00:20:49,730
She was blond and beautiful.
425
00:20:49,731 --> 00:20:53,834
She could cook,
she could sew and bright.
426
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:55,452
She wore thick glasses.
427
00:20:55,453 --> 00:20:57,788
You could see
that she was fond of children.
428
00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:00,473
And what a sense of humor.
429
00:21:00,474 --> 00:21:03,794
Well, Ma, you can't
take dreams too seriously.
430
00:21:07,215 --> 00:21:08,499
[GASPS]
431
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,133
There she is.
432
00:21:10,134 --> 00:21:11,414
That's the girl.
433
00:21:13,737 --> 00:21:15,339
Isn't she lovely?
434
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:16,739
Yeah.
435
00:21:16,740 --> 00:21:20,243
Cooks, sews and is intelligent.
436
00:21:20,244 --> 00:21:21,979
I beg your pardon, miss.
437
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:24,932
But would you tell me
where you are from?
438
00:21:24,933 --> 00:21:26,683
Bridgeport.
439
00:21:27,435 --> 00:21:29,153
Bridgeport.
440
00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:32,856
Anthony, did you hear that?
441
00:21:32,857 --> 00:21:34,525
May I see your left hand?
442
00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:36,327
You aren't married.
443
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,078
Tell me you aren't married.
444
00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:41,448
I can tell you,
she's not married.
445
00:21:41,449 --> 00:21:43,116
Oh, my.
446
00:21:43,117 --> 00:21:46,853
Do I have an astronaut for you.
447
00:21:46,854 --> 00:21:48,789
[GIGGLES]
448
00:21:56,047 --> 00:21:57,648
Are you sure
you don't wanna stay
449
00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,049
for just a few more days, Ma?
450
00:21:59,050 --> 00:22:01,652
Oh, now that you
have met Jeannie,
451
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:05,255
I feel that I can
leave you alone.
452
00:22:05,256 --> 00:22:07,491
She'll take
very good care of you.
453
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:10,494
Oh, I will take
very good care of him.
454
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:13,230
Well, I don't see why you have
to just rush off, you know.
455
00:22:13,231 --> 00:22:17,033
Oh, I was going
to keep it for a secret.
456
00:22:17,034 --> 00:22:18,852
But this morning, I received
457
00:22:18,853 --> 00:22:21,971
a special delivery letter
from Bridgeport.
458
00:22:21,972 --> 00:22:24,708
I won the do-or-die
sweepstakes.
459
00:22:24,709 --> 00:22:25,709
[CHUCKLES] Oh.
460
00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:27,977
BOTH:
A free trip to sunny Spain.
461
00:22:27,978 --> 00:22:29,163
Yeah.
462
00:22:29,164 --> 00:22:30,581
Isn't that exciting?
463
00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:31,915
[LAUGHING] Yeah.
464
00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:33,934
I've never been to Spain.
465
00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:35,719
I just can't wait.
466
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,488
It's gonna be wonderful
for you, Mother.
467
00:22:38,489 --> 00:22:39,923
BELLOWS:
Major Nelson.
468
00:22:39,924 --> 00:22:42,126
Ah-ah! Not here.
469
00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:43,326
Oh, well, I will go upstairs
470
00:22:43,327 --> 00:22:45,129
and see if you
left anything there.
471
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,164
Yeah, I'll go with you.
472
00:22:49,033 --> 00:22:50,433
Oh, Major Nelson.
473
00:22:50,434 --> 00:22:52,602
Come in, doctor.
474
00:22:52,603 --> 00:22:53,871
Ah.
475
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:56,606
Oh, well,
hello, Mrs. Nelson.
476
00:22:56,607 --> 00:22:58,208
Forgive me
for barging in like this,
477
00:22:58,209 --> 00:22:59,910
but I, uh...
I heard you were leaving,
478
00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:01,945
and I just want
another chance to exam...
479
00:23:01,946 --> 00:23:04,748
I mean, to wish you bon voyage.
480
00:23:04,749 --> 00:23:07,618
Oh, how kind of you,
doctor. Thank you.
481
00:23:07,619 --> 00:23:09,953
Uh, doctor, I must tell you.
482
00:23:09,954 --> 00:23:13,373
Anthony has found
the most wonderful girl.
483
00:23:13,374 --> 00:23:14,992
Nothing serious, I hope.
484
00:23:14,993 --> 00:23:16,210
What do you mean?
485
00:23:16,211 --> 00:23:18,729
Well, uh, forgive me,
but in my opinion,
486
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:21,781
your son is not ready
for marriage.
487
00:23:21,782 --> 00:23:23,800
Oh, I almost forgot.
488
00:23:23,801 --> 00:23:26,820
I brought you some flowers
for your trip, Mrs. Nelson.
489
00:23:26,821 --> 00:23:28,222
Oh, how thoughtful.
490
00:23:28,223 --> 00:23:29,439
I, uh...
How delightful.
491
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,760
I hope they match your dress.
492
00:23:32,660 --> 00:23:35,028
I always...
How wonderful.
493
00:23:35,029 --> 00:23:36,563
Onions.
494
00:23:36,564 --> 00:23:38,131
Onions?
495
00:23:40,452 --> 00:23:42,102
Scallions.
496
00:23:42,987 --> 00:23:44,788
Oh, how thoughtful.
497
00:23:44,789 --> 00:23:47,407
I saw them put carnations
in the box.
498
00:23:47,408 --> 00:23:49,743
I smelled the carnations.
499
00:23:49,744 --> 00:23:50,693
Did you?
500
00:23:50,694 --> 00:23:52,579
Yes.
501
00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:55,348
Oh, uh, excuse me.
502
00:23:55,349 --> 00:23:58,084
There's something
about this house.
503
00:23:58,085 --> 00:24:00,353
I must be going.
504
00:24:06,978 --> 00:24:09,546
It's happening again.
505
00:24:14,718 --> 00:24:16,703
[?]
506
00:24:16,753 --> 00:24:21,303
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