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TONY:
I will.
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Yes, you know I will.
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All right,
give my love to dad and sis.
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Yes, okay, bye.
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Was that your mother again,
master?
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Uh-huh.
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The usual thing, you know.
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Stay out of drafts,
marry a nice girl.
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I am a nice girl, master.
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Yes, I know you are, Jeannie.
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Somehow I...
I don't think you're exactly
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what my mother has in mind.
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My family never calls me.
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Do you know, master, I have not
seen my sister Jeannie
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for over 200 years.
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Jeannie?
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Your sister's name is Jeannie?
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Oh, yes, we are all Jeannies.
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[CHUCKLING] No kidding.
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How do they tell you apart?
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Oh, you would have no difficulty
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telling my sister Jeannie
from me, master.
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She's very...
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different.
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Well, if you miss her so much,
why don't you call her?
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Only, uh,
reverse the charges, huh?
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[LAUGHS]
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[?]
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I'll be home early.
I want to get to bed early.
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Don't plan anything fancy, huh?
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Have a good day, master.
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Okay.
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[GIGGLES]
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"Reverse the charges."
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[GIGGLES]
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Well, I will do
better than that.
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Oh.
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Yes, Master Poopsie,
what is it this time?
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Jeannie.
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Do you not recognize me?
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It is your sister, Jeannie.
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Well, careful, careful, darling,
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my hair.
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Well, what am I doing here?
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Well, my master
was talking about his family
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so I began to think,
we had not seen each other
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in such a very long time
and so...
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well...
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here you are.
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Well, frankly, darling,
I'm grateful.
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Your homey, little impulse
may just have saved me
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from a long, dull summer.
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[SIGHS]
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I don't know
what your master is like,
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but mine's a drag.
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Oh, not my Major Nelson.
He is a wonderful man.
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For starters, he's 80,
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and he's got 36 wives.
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Well, my Major Nelson
is not married.
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[GIGGLES] But I am hopeful.
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[LAUGHS SMUGLY]
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So, he keeps me
in that stuffy, old bottle
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all day long
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until the ashtrays
in one of his limousines
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gets filled up.
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And then it's zap,
out of the bottle.
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Poof, a new limousine.
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And squish,
back in the old jug again.
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I'm so bored I could scream.
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Well, my master hardly let's me
give him anything.
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In fact, he gets angry
if I try to give him a present.
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Well, if he doesn't want
anything,
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what do you do all day long?
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Oh, we go places
and do things together.
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In fact, I am hardly ever
in my bottle.
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JEANNIE'S SISTER: Is this
your Major Nelson, darling?
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JEANNIE:
Is he not beautiful?
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Mmmm.
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Groovy.
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[CHUCKLES]
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But he sure could provide you
with a better bottle.
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This is pretty tiny.
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Oh, no, it is quite comfortable.
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Oh, don't kid me, sis.
You must be cramped in there.
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Oh, no, truly, I will show you.
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JEANNIE:
See?
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It is most cozy.
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Glad you like it, darling,
because from now on
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it's home sweet home.
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What are you doing?
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JEANNIE:
You let me out of here.
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And don't worry about
your Major Nelson, darling.
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I'm going to take good care
of him.
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[LAUGHS]
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Ugh.
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[?]
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[?]
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[?]
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Hello?
Anybody home?
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Well.
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Master, darling, Oh, hi, Jeannie
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you're home.
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Well, that's what I call
starting the day off right.
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You're not...
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I... I always knew
I had sneaky charm,
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it just takes a...
A year or two to sink in.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Help, Major Healey!
Let me out!
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You are an imposter.
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JEANNIE:
Let me out!
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Don't look now but I think
somebody's in your bottle.
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Oh, it's just the cleaning lady,
sweetheart.
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Pay no attention.
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JEANNIE:
It is me, Major Healey.
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It is me, Jeannie.
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Oh, let me out.
Let me out.
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Wait a minute.
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If you're Jeannie...
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then who are you?
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I'm glad you asked, darling.
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Hey, wait a
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minute.
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Whoa!
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Boy, she sure has a spooky idea
of a practical joke.
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Oh!
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Going south?
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[YAWNING]
Hey, Jeannie, I'm home.
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Yummy.
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[GROWLS]
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Master, I'm so happy
to finally see you.
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What's gotten into you anyway?
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Oh, nothing.
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Don't I always kiss you
when you come home at night?
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Yeah, well not that way.
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What a waste.
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Look.
Restrain yourself, please.
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What's for dinner?
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Well, that's up to you, baby.
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Where's the best place in town
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for a nice, thick Chateaubriand
with b�arnaise sauce?
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[CHUCKLING] The kitchen.
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Look, I'm bushed.
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Anything in the refrigerator
will be fine.
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Master, darling,
we're going out to eat.
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Oh, no, we're not.
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I want you to promise me never
to do this sort of thing again.
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Cherries jubilee,
my utter favorite.
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I thought you hated cherries.
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Well, I mean, my new favorite.
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[GIGGLES]
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Jeannie, I don't know
what you're trying to prove
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but this new style of yours
has got to quit.
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Oh, but that's what you need,
master, a new style.
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And a brand-new Jeannie
to go with it.
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And there are going to be
some changes made, darling.
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You're really going to swing.
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I'm going home.
And so are you.
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Home?
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[LAUGHS]
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Darling, the evening is young.
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Pay the check.
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Pay the check?
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Where will we go dancing?
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Jeannie, I don't know
if you've forgotten,
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But I'm the guy that found you
in that bottle on the beach.
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I give the orders around here.
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We are going home.
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[GO-GO MUSIC PLAYING]
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No, no, darling.
It's all in the hips.
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Watch.
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I'm watching, I'm watching.
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You could get arrested for that.
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For this?
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Oh, darling, you should see me
when I really move.
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[LAUGHS]
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Can't we get outta here, please?
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Oh, I dig.
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Like you say,
you're the master, darling.
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[CHA-CHA MUSIC PLAYS]
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Cha-cha-cha.
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Huh?
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Oh.
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Jeannie, can't...
Can't we go home?
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I'm... I'm due at the base
in two hours.
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Oh, not yet, darling.
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I want to see the sun
rise above Sugarloaf.
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Uh, well, all right, you...
You can stay here
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and do all the dancing
you want to. I'm going home.
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Sugarloaf?
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Where are we?
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Brazil.
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Huh?
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All right, Major Nelson,
I want your reactions
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to yesterday's simulator flight,
exactly as you remember them.
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Now, uh, Major Nelson?
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Wake up, major.
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Oh.
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Dr. Bellows,
what are you doing here, sir?
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This happens to be my office.
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Oh, of course it is.
I'm sorry, sir.
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I... I didn't get much sleep
last night.
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[YAWNS] Should we get started
with the de-briefing.
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Uh, fine.
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Now,
according to Paragraph 20...
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Major Nelson.
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Wake up!
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[KNOCKS]
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Tony? Tony?
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Are you in there?
I've gotta talk to you.
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JEANNIE: Major Healey, help!
Let me out.
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Jeannie, is that you?
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Oh, it is terrible.
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My own sister,
she has locked me in my bottle.
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Oh, where is she?
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She is with my master.
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Oh, please, help me!
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Oh, don't worry, don't worry.
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Old Roge will come
to the rescue.
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Please, hurry.
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Okay, here I come.
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Hi.
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Bye.
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[LAUGHS]
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Comfy, sister dear?
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Okay, I wanna talk to you.
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What have you done
with my master?
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Where is he?
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Oh, cool it, sis.
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We've got business to discuss.
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Master? Master?
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Relax.
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He's at his little
dullsville job.
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His job is not dullsville.
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I could make him
the swingingest master going.
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You don't appreciate
his potential.
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I like him the way he is.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, I see him
in a white dinner jacket
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with a daiquiri in one hand
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and an expensive cigar
in the other.
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Uh, I'm fine now, sir.
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Good.
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Now, if we...
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Major Nelson,
what are you wearing?
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Wearing, sir?
Well, my uniform.
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You!
You want to change him.
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Well, my master and I
are perfectly happy and...
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And I... I think he looks
handsome in his uniform.
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That's a uniform?
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Yes, sir.
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Oh, I...
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[LAUGHS] I'm sorry, major.
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Uh, for a moment,
I could have sworn
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that you were wearing
a dinner jacket
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and smoking a cigar.
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I don't smoke, sir.
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I didn't let you out
of the bottle to argue with you.
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I've got it all figured out.
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You're going to take my place
back in Baghdad,
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keeping old Ibn Grandpa
supplied in limousines.
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I will do no such thing.
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While I stay here
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and teach that gorgeous hunk
of a sow's ear
265
00:12:39,591 --> 00:12:41,391
what life is all about.
266
00:12:41,392 --> 00:12:44,528
How dare you suggest
such a thing.
267
00:12:44,529 --> 00:12:46,797
I...
What makes you think
268
00:12:46,798 --> 00:12:49,767
I will allow you
to steal my master?
269
00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:51,669
Oh, let's face it, sis.
270
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:54,238
Your Major Nelson
has jet-set potential,
271
00:12:54,239 --> 00:12:57,074
and you're a horse-and-buggy
genie.
272
00:12:57,075 --> 00:12:59,927
He ought to have
a string of ponies.
273
00:12:59,928 --> 00:13:02,680
May we get along
with the debriefing, sir.
274
00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:03,947
[BUGLE PLAYS]
275
00:13:07,552 --> 00:13:09,020
Uh?!
Oh! I'm s...
276
00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:11,755
Major,
put down that polo mallet.
277
00:13:14,359 --> 00:13:17,528
What polo mallet, sir?
278
00:13:17,529 --> 00:13:20,597
Don't make me get rough, sis.
You'll like the old coot.
279
00:13:20,598 --> 00:13:23,534
He's, uh, just your style.
280
00:13:23,535 --> 00:13:26,420
Well, I would not trade
my master for 50 sheiks.
281
00:13:26,421 --> 00:13:29,956
Oh, now, how do you know,
you haven't even seen him yet.
282
00:13:29,957 --> 00:13:34,828
He can be pretty, uh, regal
in his burnoose
283
00:13:34,829 --> 00:13:37,048
and his flowing, white robes.
284
00:13:37,049 --> 00:13:38,683
[MUFFLED YELL]
285
00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:42,102
Do, uh, I look all right to you?
286
00:13:42,103 --> 00:13:43,604
Oh, fine, fine, sir.
287
00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:45,473
Well, a second ago, I...
288
00:13:45,474 --> 00:13:49,609
I thought you were standing
over me with a polo mallet.
289
00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:51,979
Uh, look at my eyes,
290
00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:54,282
do they look clouded
or anything?
291
00:13:54,283 --> 00:13:55,900
No, sir, you look just the same.
292
00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:57,668
[?]
293
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:01,171
Almost.
294
00:14:01,973 --> 00:14:03,107
Well...
295
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:19,273
Well, okay, sis,
if you feel that way about it.
296
00:14:19,274 --> 00:14:23,477
After all, I only want you
to be happy.
297
00:14:23,478 --> 00:14:25,429
We are sisters, aren't we?
298
00:14:27,882 --> 00:14:30,017
� bient�t.
299
00:14:30,018 --> 00:14:31,285
TONY'S VOICE:
Jeannie, help.
300
00:14:31,286 --> 00:14:32,987
She's got me trappedin the bottle.
301
00:14:32,988 --> 00:14:34,455
She's gonna take me backwith her.
302
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:36,423
Oh. Oh!
303
00:14:36,424 --> 00:14:39,526
Do not worry, master,
I am coming.
304
00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:42,613
Master?
305
00:14:43,681 --> 00:14:45,249
Better luck next time.
306
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,168
[GASPS]
307
00:14:47,169 --> 00:14:49,470
She tricked me with his voice.
308
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:50,588
Ooh!
309
00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:52,339
Ha, ha!
310
00:14:52,340 --> 00:14:55,126
You can forget about
your Major Nelson, sweetheart.
311
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:57,177
You won't be seeing him again.
312
00:15:02,984 --> 00:15:04,751
[?]
313
00:15:06,288 --> 00:15:07,954
Well, uh,
perhaps it was just a...
314
00:15:07,955 --> 00:15:09,390
An hallucination, sir.
315
00:15:09,391 --> 00:15:12,293
Psychiatrists
don't have hallucinations.
316
00:15:12,294 --> 00:15:13,694
You know as well as I do
317
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:16,897
that I was sitting here
in long, flowing robes...
318
00:15:16,898 --> 00:15:18,832
and a burnoose.
319
00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:19,833
Wasn't I?
320
00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:22,369
Whatever you say, sir.
321
00:15:22,370 --> 00:15:24,605
Well, that'll be all now, major.
322
00:15:24,606 --> 00:15:27,107
We'll finish this tomorrow,
and, uh,
323
00:15:27,108 --> 00:15:30,311
you won't, uh, mention this
to anyone, will you?
324
00:15:30,312 --> 00:15:31,612
Of course not, sir.
325
00:15:31,613 --> 00:15:34,548
Thank you.
I won't forget this.
326
00:15:34,549 --> 00:15:36,750
Neither will I.
327
00:15:36,751 --> 00:15:38,536
[?]
328
00:15:52,283 --> 00:15:53,484
Jeannie!
329
00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:55,001
Oh, Jeannie.
330
00:15:55,002 --> 00:15:56,736
Oh, thank heavens
you're all right.
331
00:15:56,737 --> 00:15:58,038
[GASPING]
332
00:15:58,039 --> 00:16:00,307
Your sister's more powerful
than you are, huh?
333
00:16:00,308 --> 00:16:01,408
Well, don't worry.
334
00:16:01,409 --> 00:16:02,909
I figured out a way
to get rid of her.
335
00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:04,678
I'll pretend
she's the real Jeannie,
336
00:16:04,679 --> 00:16:06,663
and you sneak up
behind her, okay?
337
00:16:06,664 --> 00:16:08,048
Okay?
338
00:16:08,049 --> 00:16:09,983
Okay, sugarplum.
339
00:16:12,253 --> 00:16:15,289
Send me someplace warm, huh?
I catch cold easy.
340
00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:17,224
Someplace with a beach.
341
00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:22,879
Wonder if there's someplace
I can rent a camel.
342
00:16:26,884 --> 00:16:28,685
[WHISTLING]
343
00:16:28,686 --> 00:16:30,354
I could have gotten
court-martialed.
344
00:16:30,355 --> 00:16:32,056
Now, either you're gonna
have to give up
345
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:34,458
this new personality of yours
or we're through.
346
00:16:34,459 --> 00:16:36,260
You don't know a good thing
when you see it,
347
00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:38,462
do you, darling?
348
00:16:38,463 --> 00:16:40,064
All right, Jeannie,
I hate to do this.
349
00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:41,665
Back in your bottle.
350
00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:44,101
I might be a little crowded.
351
00:16:44,102 --> 00:16:45,735
Hold tight, darling.
352
00:16:45,736 --> 00:16:48,105
This time we're really
going to roar.
353
00:16:48,106 --> 00:16:50,207
Oh, no, back in your bottle...
354
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:54,995
Jeannie, would you get us home?
355
00:16:54,996 --> 00:16:56,329
Would ya?
What is this?
356
00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:58,264
Uh, hadn't you better shoot,
love?
357
00:16:58,265 --> 00:17:00,334
I think he's charging.
358
00:17:00,335 --> 00:17:01,651
[SNORTS]
359
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:04,889
[SCREAMS]
360
00:17:06,624 --> 00:17:08,926
Bravo, bwana.
361
00:17:18,669 --> 00:17:20,771
JEANNIE'S SISTER:
I won't be a minute, darling,
362
00:17:20,772 --> 00:17:23,707
and then we're off to Portugal.
363
00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:25,142
[KNOCKING ON GLASS]
364
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,080
Come in.
365
00:17:30,081 --> 00:17:33,050
What did you say, darling?
366
00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:35,452
I thought I heard
somebody knock.
367
00:17:35,453 --> 00:17:38,756
[LAUGHS] Your nerves are jumpy.
368
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:40,824
[KNOCKING ON GLASS]
369
00:17:40,825 --> 00:17:42,386
JEANNIE:
Master.
370
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:45,896
[KNOCKING]
371
00:17:45,897 --> 00:17:47,898
JEANNIE:
Master, master.
372
00:17:50,919 --> 00:17:53,119
Help!
373
00:17:54,389 --> 00:17:56,823
Master, let me out!
374
00:17:58,192 --> 00:17:59,760
Wh... Jeannie?
375
00:18:03,064 --> 00:18:06,333
JEANNIE'S SISTER:
Angel mustn't get impatient.
376
00:18:07,903 --> 00:18:09,787
[GASPING]
377
00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:12,256
Oh, master!
378
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,024
Wait a minute.
379
00:18:14,025 --> 00:18:16,226
Your sister? Your sister?
380
00:18:16,227 --> 00:18:17,995
Oh, I am so glad you are safe.
381
00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:19,997
Safe? Nobody's safe
with her around.
382
00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:21,331
I'm almost dead.
383
00:18:21,332 --> 00:18:23,801
JEANNIE'S SISTER:
I'm ready, Tony, baby.
384
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,068
Shh.
385
00:18:25,069 --> 00:18:28,605
Pretend that you still think
she is me.
386
00:18:28,606 --> 00:18:31,108
You... Wait a minute. Wait...
Jeannie.
387
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:33,427
JEANNIE'S SISTER:
How does this strike you?
388
00:18:33,428 --> 00:18:35,962
Do you think
it'll match Portugal?
389
00:18:35,963 --> 00:18:39,966
Oh, it's very nice. It's...
I like the blue one better.
390
00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:41,635
Uh, the blue one?
391
00:18:41,636 --> 00:18:42,636
Yeah, my favorite.
392
00:18:42,637 --> 00:18:44,237
The one you wore
last Saturday night.
393
00:18:44,238 --> 00:18:45,706
It's in your bottle.
394
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,441
Where did you get that?
395
00:18:47,442 --> 00:18:49,643
Oh, it was right here,
where it always is.
396
00:18:49,644 --> 00:18:51,545
She's gone.
397
00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:53,013
You know, Jeannie,
398
00:18:53,014 --> 00:18:56,817
I like you much better now
than the way you were before.
399
00:18:56,818 --> 00:18:58,685
You do?
400
00:18:58,686 --> 00:19:01,522
Say, why don't you hop into
that little blue number
401
00:19:01,523 --> 00:19:04,558
and we'll paint Portugal red,
huh?
402
00:19:04,559 --> 00:19:06,326
Well...
403
00:19:06,327 --> 00:19:07,828
okay.
404
00:19:07,829 --> 00:19:10,096
It'll just take a minute.
405
00:19:20,091 --> 00:19:21,741
Gotcha. Oh, boy.
Tony!
406
00:19:21,742 --> 00:19:23,743
Now we'll see who's
master around here. Tony!
407
00:19:23,744 --> 00:19:25,779
Jeannie's in there.
We gotta let her out quick.
408
00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:26,947
Wait.
Wait a minute.
409
00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,832
She's been trapped in there
for days.
410
00:19:32,286 --> 00:19:33,520
Do you know what you've done?
411
00:19:33,521 --> 00:19:35,722
Yeah, there's a bad Jeannie
around here someplace,
412
00:19:35,723 --> 00:19:37,123
and the real one's
in the bottle.
413
00:19:37,124 --> 00:19:39,025
And the bad Jeannie came...
And the real...
414
00:19:39,026 --> 00:19:41,495
Yeah, yeah.
Wrong Jeannie.
415
00:19:41,496 --> 00:19:45,332
Right, Jeannie, darling.
Wrong man.
416
00:19:46,601 --> 00:19:47,801
Bye, Tony.
417
00:19:47,802 --> 00:19:49,536
Mind if I pack a few things?
418
00:19:51,255 --> 00:19:52,873
[CHUCKLES]
419
00:19:58,579 --> 00:20:00,264
She's all heart.
420
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:03,968
Jeannie?
421
00:20:04,635 --> 00:20:05,853
TONY:
Jeannie!
422
00:20:05,854 --> 00:20:08,705
I am here, master.
423
00:20:08,706 --> 00:20:10,024
Stop her, stop her.
424
00:20:10,025 --> 00:20:14,277
Well, so you want a showdown?
425
00:20:14,278 --> 00:20:16,613
He is mine
and you keep your hands off.
426
00:20:16,614 --> 00:20:18,348
Well, if you want him,
sister dear,
427
00:20:18,349 --> 00:20:21,284
you simply have
to fight for him.
428
00:20:21,285 --> 00:20:22,853
Well, all right, then.
I will.
429
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,788
House rules?
430
00:20:24,789 --> 00:20:25,789
House rules.
431
00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:27,324
[CACKLES]
432
00:20:27,325 --> 00:20:29,092
Uh, w-what's
house rules?
433
00:20:29,093 --> 00:20:31,462
She means we can only use
what's here in the house.
434
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:33,430
Oh, well, hey,
if that's the case...
435
00:20:33,431 --> 00:20:35,399
Well, maybe if I shed some light
on the subject
436
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,767
you'd see things more clearly.
437
00:20:39,604 --> 00:20:41,037
Ladies, I really don't think...
438
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:44,742
[LAUGHS]
439
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,644
Look, uh, girls,
why don't you negotiate?
440
00:20:47,645 --> 00:20:49,363
I mean, after all,
you're sisters.
441
00:20:49,364 --> 00:20:53,200
What you need is to improve
your mind with a few good books.
442
00:20:53,201 --> 00:20:56,287
Yeah, uh...
I mean, blood is thicker than...
443
00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:57,288
Master!
444
00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:58,805
[LAUGHS]
445
00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:01,798
TONY:
Wait a minute.
446
00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:05,579
All right, ladies. Now stop it.
Now, I mean it.
447
00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:07,697
JEANNIE:
No, no, no. No! No!
448
00:21:09,918 --> 00:21:10,984
[SHRIEKS]
449
00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:13,671
[CHUCKLES]
450
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:14,672
Oh!
451
00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:20,711
Would ya...?
452
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:23,696
[YELLS]
453
00:21:27,902 --> 00:21:29,603
Waa! Ow!
454
00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:33,122
Ya!
455
00:21:36,611 --> 00:21:38,111
TONY:
Wait a minute. Wait...
456
00:21:38,112 --> 00:21:40,380
[COUGHS]
Would you... Would you...
457
00:21:42,951 --> 00:21:45,919
Jeannie, doesn't she have
a master of her own?
458
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,672
Oh, master, you are brilliant.
459
00:21:48,673 --> 00:21:50,006
[LAUGHING] Oh.
460
00:21:50,007 --> 00:21:52,376
Why did I not think of that?
461
00:21:58,016 --> 00:22:01,685
Ahh, there you are,
you wicked Jeannie.
462
00:22:01,686 --> 00:22:03,987
I've been looking for you
everywhere.
463
00:22:03,988 --> 00:22:06,269
I will have you whipped
for this.
464
00:22:08,343 --> 00:22:09,776
Back in the bottle.
465
00:22:10,812 --> 00:22:12,279
Dirty pool.
466
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,114
SHEIK:
In the bottle,
467
00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:15,899
Ibn Ali commands you.
468
00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:19,186
Yes, master.
469
00:22:19,187 --> 00:22:22,088
I'll be back, darlings.
470
00:22:24,075 --> 00:22:26,226
Uh, Major Nelson,
I understand now
471
00:22:26,227 --> 00:22:28,468
what happened this morning.
It was all suggestion.
472
00:22:41,959 --> 00:22:43,510
[CHUCKLES]
473
00:22:43,511 --> 00:22:45,145
You were saying, sir?
474
00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:48,148
Uh, nothing, major.
475
00:22:48,149 --> 00:22:50,516
I'm not even here.
476
00:22:52,987 --> 00:22:55,188
[?]
477
00:22:59,677 --> 00:23:01,294
Psst!
478
00:23:01,295 --> 00:23:02,762
Let's make a break for it.
479
00:23:02,763 --> 00:23:05,665
Roge, you look half dead.
Come on inside.
480
00:23:05,666 --> 00:23:06,867
Oh, no, no, I can't.
481
00:23:06,868 --> 00:23:08,534
She'll send me
to the bottom of the sea.
482
00:23:08,535 --> 00:23:10,136
That's the only place left.
483
00:23:10,137 --> 00:23:12,305
No, we got rid of her.
Relax, it's okay.
484
00:23:12,306 --> 00:23:13,773
No, it's okay, come on in.
485
00:23:15,343 --> 00:23:16,810
Oh, you...
486
00:23:16,811 --> 00:23:18,212
You don't know
how hot it can get.
487
00:23:18,213 --> 00:23:19,479
Yeah, I know.
488
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,948
You don't know
how cold it can get.
489
00:23:20,949 --> 00:23:23,183
[AS HER SISTER] Darlings.
490
00:23:23,184 --> 00:23:25,485
[LAUGHS]
491
00:23:25,486 --> 00:23:28,655
Oh, it is my sister's, master,
and I thought I would try it on.
492
00:23:28,656 --> 00:23:29,789
Do you like it?
493
00:23:29,790 --> 00:23:31,458
You gave me quite a start,
young lady.
494
00:23:31,459 --> 00:23:34,361
It's all right, Roger.
It's the real Jeannie.
495
00:23:34,362 --> 00:23:35,695
No, it...
No, it really is.
496
00:23:35,696 --> 00:23:38,098
Tell him, um... Tell him about
last Wednesday night,
497
00:23:38,099 --> 00:23:39,379
all the fun we had.
498
00:23:40,434 --> 00:23:41,434
Wednesday night?
499
00:23:41,435 --> 00:23:42,435
Yeah.
500
00:23:42,436 --> 00:23:44,504
I do not remember.
501
00:23:44,505 --> 00:23:46,039
Tuesday night?
502
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,474
Nope.
503
00:23:48,642 --> 00:23:50,077
Um, Thursday night?
504
00:23:50,078 --> 00:23:51,144
No.
505
00:23:51,145 --> 00:23:53,914
Well, you... You...
You pick a night.
506
00:23:55,816 --> 00:23:58,752
Oh, master?
Major Healey?
507
00:23:58,753 --> 00:24:00,637
[?]
508
00:24:04,659 --> 00:24:06,509
[?]
509
00:24:06,559 --> 00:24:11,109
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