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[?]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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I am ready, master.
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Hm? Oh. Oh, good, good.
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Shall we leave now?
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Uh, leave for where?
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[CHUCKLING] Why...?
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Why'd you do that, Jeannie?
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Because you said
that we were going for a drive,
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and I am ready.
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Oh, I love to ride in your car.
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Oh, uh, I'm...
I'm sorry,
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I can't take you
for a drive today.
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You promised.
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Yea... I...
I know I did, Jeannie,
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but I have an awful lot
of work to do.
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[STAMMERING]
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It's very technical.
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Would you mind giving me
my papers back, huh?
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[SIGHS]
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Oh, well, thank you.
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Oh, thanks.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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You, uh, you are sure that you
cannot go for a drive today?
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Yes, I'm... I'm, uh...
I'm positive.
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Maybe tomorrow, huh?
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It is such a pretty car.
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Perhaps I could go driving
without you.
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Yeah, yeah,
why don't you do that.
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Thank you, master.
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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Jeannie.
Jeannie!
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Jeannie!
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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Jeannie! Jeannie!
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[?]
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[?]
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[?]
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[?]
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[HORN HONKS]
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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Oh, I...
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[CHUCKLES]
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Hi, how are ya,
Dr. Bellows?
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Are you all right, sir?
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I was until I got
on the street where you live.
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That was your car that I just
saw moving down the street
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without a driver in it,
wasn't it? Hm?
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Oh, yes, yes, well,
I can explain that...
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Uh, don't explain it,
Major Nelson.
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I'm gonna try to convince myself
that this never happened.
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Drop in any time, sir.
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[?]
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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[HONKING]
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[ALL CARS HONKING]
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Good morning, officer.
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Is something wrong?
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Do you know this is
a one-way street?
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Mm.
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I was only going one way.
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Very amusing, but you went
through a red light to get here.
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Let me see
your driver's license.
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My what?
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Your license to drive.
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Do you have one?
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Oh, yes, but it is a little old.
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You mean, it's expired?
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To tell you the truth,
I would not be at all surprised.
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Uh, let's see it.
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There is a license
to drive a chariot.
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Yes, I told you
it was a little old.
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Is this your car?
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Oh, no, Major Nelson
let me borrow it.
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Here.
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Thank you.
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It is very pretty.
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[GIGGLES]
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Uh, what do I do with it?
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Bring it with you when you come
to court Monday morning.
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Court?
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Oh, I do not think Major Nelson
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would like it
if I went to court.
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You have a nice face.
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I am sure you would not want
to see Major Nelson unhappy.
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If you will forget
about everything,
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I will give you
anything you wish.
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Are you, um, offering me money?
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If that is what you wish.
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How much?
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Oh, how much would you like?
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Ten dollars?
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If that is what you want.
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Attempted bribery, $10.
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Twenty dollars?
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Twenty dollars.
[HORNS HONKING]
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All right. All right!
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May I go now?
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Not in this car you can't.
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But why not?
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Because this isn't a chariot.
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You don't have a license, lady.
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Well, what are you going
to do with the car?
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I'm going to have it towed in.
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Would you step out, please?
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[ALL CARS HONKING]
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You went down a one-way street
the wrong way.
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Well, that is
what the policeman said,
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but the red light was
so tiny, I did not see...
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And you went
through a red light?
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Y-yes, but it was not
my fault.
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And they towed the car away?
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Oh, yes, master.
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But... But otherwise,
I had no problem at all.
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[CHUCKLING] Yeah.
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Jeannie, you... You...
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I gotta get my car back.
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Well, have you, uh,
talked to the police yet?
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Yeah, I talked
to the sergeant at the desk.
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He said an officer named
Anderson gave Jeannie
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the ticket.
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Anderson.
Don Anderson.
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Don Anderson. I've heard
that name before.
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He was written up
in Theme magazine
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for giving more tickets than
any other policeman in America.
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Oh, that guy. How'd you
get mixed up with him?
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Roger, I didn't
get mixed up with him.
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Jeannie got mixed...
What's the matter with you?
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Well, Dr. Bellows could
probably get your car back.
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He has the whole Air Force
behind him.
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Naw, he'd never do it.
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He'd say I deserved what I was
getting by lending my car
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to somebody who'd... Who'd, uh...
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Hey, wait a minute.
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I can get my car back
within the hour.
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What do you mean?
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I know how to get Dr. Bellows
to do it for me.
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Oh, that should be easy.
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All you have to do is to tell
him that you lent your car
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to a genie who hasn't driven
in 2000 years,
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and she's a little rusty.
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No, no, all I need to use
is a little psychology.
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[?]
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Guy finally gets a genie,
and they took his car away.
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I'm sorry I'm late
with these lab reports, sir.
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I would have been here sooner,
but I had to wait for a taxi.
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Taxi?
Where's your car?
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You mean, the secret
experimental car
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that you saw me in this morning?
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Mm.
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Well, the police have it.
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Uh, that's about it, sir.
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I think I'd better
get back to work.
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Just a moment.
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Yes, sir.
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Did you say the police have it?
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[CHUCKLING] Oh, yes, sir.
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They impounded it for some
minor traffic and violation.
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It's nothing really important.
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Major Nelson.
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Yes, sir.
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It's full of secret equipment
and you let it fall
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into the hands of the police?
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Well, there's really nothing
I could do about it.
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They just took it.
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Well, they're not gonna
get away with that.
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The name of the officer
that impounded it
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is named Don Anderson.
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Pretty tough guy.
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Oh, tough?
Yeah.
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So is the Air Force.
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Hello? Sergeant.
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Get me the police commissioner.
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You'll have your car back
within an hour.
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No, I don't know, sir.
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I don't think they'll
give it back.
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Don Anderson...
Oh, won't he?
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Well, we'll see about that.
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I see. Uh...
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I wasn't aware of that, sir.
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Thank you, commissioner.
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The Air Force
appreciates it, sir.
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Goodbye.
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Well, you didn't give me all
the facts in the case, major.
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The facts, sir?
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You allowed a young lady to
drive this secret car of yours.
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Oh, that, yes, well, uh...
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This Officer Anderson,
who issued the summons,
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is objecting strenuously,
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but because of the military
secrecy involved,
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the commissioner's agreed
to drop all the charges.
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Oh, that's wonderful, sir.
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You certainly handled
this brilliantly, I must say.
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Mm, didn't I.
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I don't know anyone
who could've done so well.
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Well, after all,
I am a psychiatrist.
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We deal in all kinds
of situations.
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Those years of study have really
paid off, haven't they?
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Well, I'll go pick up the car.
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Oh, major.
Yes?
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I think this is the first time
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I've ever had
a snow job in July.
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That's all, major.
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[?]
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Oh, he is back.
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Oh, master! Master,
you got our car back.
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Not our car.
No, no, my car.
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You're not to go near
that car, Jeannie.
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You mean,
I cannot drive anymore?
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Yes, that's exactly what I mean.
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Oh, but I love to drive.
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It is more fun
than a flying carpet.
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Jeannie, you are not...
If you go near that car,
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I'm gonna get in
a lot of trouble.
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Oh. Well, I do not want you
to get into trouble.
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That's a good girl.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Say, uh, Jeannie,
how'd you like a bicycle?
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I'm sorry I'm not
a better driver, master.
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Oh, that's all right.
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[SIGHS]
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I am too stupid to learn.
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Oh, no, you're not, it's just,
well, our laws are different.
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It's not like driving
in the old days.
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You're right, master.
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I could never learn
to drive here.
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Sure, you could.
It's easy.
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Well, I don't know, it would
take me 100 years to learn.
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Jeannie, I could teach you
in an hour,
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just like that, really.
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Could you, master?
Sure.
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I am ready.
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You are the most wonderful
master in the whole world.
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But not the brightest.
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[CHUCKLES]
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All right, I'm gonna teach you
about intersections.
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I want you to go back
to that one-way street.
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Oh, I want to learn, master.
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With me in the car,
there's nothing to worry about.
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Okay, start her up.
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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We're coming to the one-way
street, turn left.
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Left.
Right.
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Right.
Huh?
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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[ALL CARS HONKING]
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Jeannie, do you know
what you've done to me?
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You've done it to me again.
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Uh, hello, officer.
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Having a good time?
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I'll just move it out
of the way right now.
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You were driving from
the wrong side of the car.
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Oh, yes, well, it's one
of these cars we used to...
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Hey, wait a minute,
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I've seen this car before...
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Aren't you Major Anthony Nelson?
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Yes, yes, that's correct,
United States Air Force.
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00:12:15,934 --> 00:12:19,353
I've sure been anxious
to get your autograph.
261
00:12:19,354 --> 00:12:21,689
Oh, I'd be glad
to give it to you.
262
00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:27,728
Violation of city ordinances
307, 308 and 309.
263
00:12:27,729 --> 00:12:29,963
Here you are,
please sign right there.
264
00:12:31,683 --> 00:12:33,684
[?]
265
00:12:38,389 --> 00:12:40,357
[?]
266
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,487
ROGER: "Astronaut who found
his way through space
267
00:13:10,488 --> 00:13:12,556
gets lost on a one-way street ."
268
00:13:12,557 --> 00:13:14,225
[WHISTLES]
269
00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:15,827
Hi, Tony, I'm just reading
about you.
270
00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:17,328
Did you, uh, see
the front page yet?
271
00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:19,297
Yes, I've seen it,
and Dr. Bellows has seen it,
272
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,165
and General Peterson
has seen it, and...
273
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:23,050
It's a good picture of you.
A good picture?
274
00:13:23,051 --> 00:13:24,518
What are you talking about?
275
00:13:24,519 --> 00:13:25,837
I don't go around like that.
276
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,672
Wait a minute, what happened?
277
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:29,223
I was teaching Jeannie
how to drive.
278
00:13:29,224 --> 00:13:30,691
I should've had
my head examined.
279
00:13:30,692 --> 00:13:32,926
I think you're going to.
Yeah?
280
00:13:32,927 --> 00:13:35,429
I have been looking for you,
Major Nelson. Yes, sir.
281
00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:38,132
I've just had a meeting with
General Peterson about you.
282
00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:39,433
Oh, how is the general?
283
00:13:39,434 --> 00:13:40,851
The general is upset.
284
00:13:40,852 --> 00:13:43,587
He just had a call from
Washington from General Burke.
285
00:13:43,588 --> 00:13:45,223
General Burke is upset.
286
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:47,558
Well, if you ask me,
the whole thing's pretty funny.
287
00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:49,477
Oh, uh, do you?
288
00:13:49,478 --> 00:13:52,529
The press has been
calling me all morning.
289
00:13:52,530 --> 00:13:54,831
They're having quite a field day
with this little joke.
290
00:13:54,832 --> 00:13:56,066
Oh, is that right, sir.
291
00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:57,734
Well, I'm sure
they'll forget about it
292
00:13:57,735 --> 00:14:00,037
as soon as you call the police
commissioner again and...
293
00:14:00,038 --> 00:14:02,406
Well, General Peterson
has asked me not to call anyone.
294
00:14:02,407 --> 00:14:04,808
You see, uh, Officer Anderson,
295
00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:06,676
who issued the ticket
to your friend,
296
00:14:06,677 --> 00:14:09,013
is complaining
that, uh, the Air Force
297
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,832
has exercised undue influence.
298
00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:14,067
Sounds like a troublemaker
to me.
299
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,089
General Peterson asked me
to tell you that from now on,
300
00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:19,390
you're on your own.
301
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:21,425
Do you understand, major?
302
00:14:21,426 --> 00:14:22,677
Oh, yes, yes, sir.
303
00:14:22,678 --> 00:14:25,846
Oh, nice picture of you, major.
304
00:14:27,315 --> 00:14:31,068
And, uh, we'll be reading
the newspapers very closely.
305
00:14:34,939 --> 00:14:36,440
You see,
even Dr. Bellows likes it.
306
00:14:36,441 --> 00:14:37,441
Huh? Aw.
307
00:14:37,442 --> 00:14:38,809
Boy, listen to him,
308
00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:41,011
you'd think you'd committed
a murder or something.
309
00:14:41,012 --> 00:14:43,981
All you did was go down
a one-way street the wrong way.
310
00:14:43,982 --> 00:14:46,083
Hey, that's pretty funny
when you think about it.
311
00:14:46,084 --> 00:14:47,585
A one-way street...
312
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,102
[BOTH LAUGHING]
313
00:14:49,103 --> 00:14:51,204
Yeah, I just hope the judge
thinks it's that funny.
314
00:14:51,205 --> 00:14:53,674
Well, you shouldn't have had
Dr. Bellows fix that ticket.
315
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,142
They're really mad now.
316
00:14:55,143 --> 00:14:57,461
When Officer Anderson gets you
in front of that court...
317
00:14:57,462 --> 00:14:59,563
He's going to love you.
318
00:14:59,564 --> 00:15:01,565
Huh? Oh, why didn't I
think about this before.
319
00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:03,267
All you have to do is apologize.
320
00:15:03,268 --> 00:15:04,217
What are you talking about?
321
00:15:04,218 --> 00:15:05,285
Just say you're sorry.
322
00:15:05,286 --> 00:15:07,355
Have a nice man to man
talk with him.
323
00:15:07,356 --> 00:15:08,272
Yeah, I don't know, Roge.
324
00:15:08,273 --> 00:15:09,806
Doesn't sound
like it would work...
325
00:15:09,807 --> 00:15:11,509
Well, you got nothing to lose.
326
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:13,410
Yeah, and I suppose it...
I could try it.
327
00:15:13,411 --> 00:15:15,812
I could go down to the station
and ask the desk sergeant
328
00:15:15,813 --> 00:15:17,214
if he could put me on...
329
00:15:17,215 --> 00:15:18,915
No, no, no,
don't go to the station.
330
00:15:18,916 --> 00:15:21,118
Too cold. Go to his house.
That's nice and friendly.
331
00:15:21,119 --> 00:15:22,603
Nice and warm, and remember:
Yeah?
332
00:15:22,604 --> 00:15:24,455
BOTH:
Be jolly nice.
333
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:26,874
[?]
334
00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:28,926
[DOORBELL RINGS]
335
00:15:29,661 --> 00:15:30,821
[CLEARS THROAT]
336
00:15:32,664 --> 00:15:34,865
Uh, Officer Anderson?
Yeah?
337
00:15:34,866 --> 00:15:37,401
Oh, hello, major.
Hello.
338
00:15:37,402 --> 00:15:38,869
What do you want?
339
00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:40,771
Oh, I was just wondering
if I could talk to you
340
00:15:40,772 --> 00:15:43,107
a couple of minutes.
Come on in.
341
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,275
Thank you.
342
00:15:48,012 --> 00:15:50,181
What can I do for you, major?
343
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:53,684
Frankly, I'd like to talk to you
about the summons you gave me.
344
00:15:53,685 --> 00:15:55,186
Oh, you would.
Yeah.
345
00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:56,654
Just let me get a cigarette.
346
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,238
TONY:
Of course.
347
00:15:58,239 --> 00:16:00,240
[?]
348
00:16:02,844 --> 00:16:03,995
ANDERSON:
Thank you.
349
00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:05,696
Sit down, major.
Oh, thank you.
350
00:16:06,464 --> 00:16:07,731
Probably more comfortable.
351
00:16:07,732 --> 00:16:09,800
Yes, I'm terribly sorry.
352
00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:13,770
Say, uh, you, uh...
You have quite a reputation.
353
00:16:13,771 --> 00:16:17,141
You, uh, I-I read the article
in Theme magazine last week,
354
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,909
and it was excellent,
really excellent.
355
00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:20,811
Oh, thank you.
356
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:24,548
You have quite
a reputation yourself.
357
00:16:24,549 --> 00:16:27,151
Well, that's part of the reason
I wanted to talk to you.
358
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,453
I suppose being celebrities
of a sort.
359
00:16:29,454 --> 00:16:32,723
You mean, you came to talk
to me about the ticket?
360
00:16:32,724 --> 00:16:34,424
Yes. Um...
361
00:16:34,425 --> 00:16:38,195
Well, I wanted to apologize
for what happened.
362
00:16:38,196 --> 00:16:41,598
You mean you admit
you were wrong?
363
00:16:41,599 --> 00:16:43,234
Yes, I did make a mistake.
364
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:44,952
You violated the law.
365
00:16:44,953 --> 00:16:48,239
Well, I-I don't want you
to think it was intentional.
366
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,457
It certain...
But you did.
367
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:52,593
Yes, yes, I did, and, uh, I...
368
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:55,663
Now that I've said I'm sorry,
I feel much better for it.
369
00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:57,063
Um, I'm a serviceman myself.
370
00:16:57,064 --> 00:16:58,582
I understand about duty.
371
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:01,752
Right, well, I'll see you
in court on Monday.
372
00:17:01,753 --> 00:17:04,121
Huh? Oh, thank you.
373
00:17:04,122 --> 00:17:06,957
Well, it's certainly been nice
talking to you, and...
374
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:09,343
Oh, what a splendid-looking,
young chap.
375
00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:11,095
Is this your son?
My nephew.
376
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,396
Loves the space age.
377
00:17:12,397 --> 00:17:14,265
Big fan of yours.
Oh, really.
378
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:17,985
Say, uh, I'll bet he would
like a model of the X-15.
379
00:17:17,986 --> 00:17:19,687
Is that an offer?
380
00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:21,805
Oh, well, yes, yes.
381
00:17:21,806 --> 00:17:23,039
Oh, thank you.
382
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,641
If you would just give me
his address,
383
00:17:24,642 --> 00:17:26,026
I could...
I beg your pardon.
384
00:17:26,027 --> 00:17:27,577
I said if you could
give me his address,
385
00:17:27,578 --> 00:17:28,862
I could send it immediately.
386
00:17:28,863 --> 00:17:31,481
Oh, that won't be
necessary, major.
387
00:17:31,482 --> 00:17:34,284
The offer is all
I wanted to hear.
388
00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:36,653
Nice boy.
389
00:17:36,654 --> 00:17:39,623
You just tried to bribe me.
390
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:44,178
[?]
391
00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:48,915
[WHISTLES]
392
00:17:48,916 --> 00:17:49,949
Hi.
393
00:17:49,950 --> 00:17:51,051
Oh, hi, Roge.
394
00:17:51,052 --> 00:17:53,253
Hi, hi. Can I talk
to you a minute?
395
00:17:53,254 --> 00:17:55,155
I'm... I'm sorry,
I'm kind of busy right now,
396
00:17:55,156 --> 00:17:56,590
I'm going to court.
397
00:17:56,591 --> 00:17:58,858
Yeah, well, that's what I'd
like to talk to you about.
398
00:17:58,859 --> 00:18:00,494
I'd like to go with you.
399
00:18:00,495 --> 00:18:01,662
What for?
400
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:03,564
Well, I thought maybe
I could be your lawyer.
401
00:18:03,565 --> 00:18:04,665
You don't have one, do you?
402
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,032
I don't think I need a lawyer.
403
00:18:06,033 --> 00:18:08,502
Well, that's where you almost
made a very serious mistake.
404
00:18:08,503 --> 00:18:10,170
You gotta have somebody
speak for you.
405
00:18:10,171 --> 00:18:12,772
It's just a small, little case.
It's a traffic case, you know.
406
00:18:12,773 --> 00:18:14,874
There's nothing small
or simple in law, you know.
407
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:16,042
What do you know about it?
408
00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:19,112
Well, I studied pre-law
before I was an astronaut.
409
00:18:19,113 --> 00:18:20,214
I probably could fix it up,
410
00:18:20,215 --> 00:18:21,615
so you wouldn't get
a fine at all.
411
00:18:21,616 --> 00:18:24,150
Hey, you did, you had
a whole year of law.
412
00:18:24,151 --> 00:18:26,019
Listen, if you can't help
your best friend,
413
00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:27,354
why, who can you help?
414
00:18:27,355 --> 00:18:29,456
Hey, that's right.
You'll be out in two seconds.
415
00:18:29,457 --> 00:18:31,024
You would be
a lot better than me.
416
00:18:31,025 --> 00:18:32,359
Just let me do all the talking.
417
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,480
Don't say anything.
TONY: Yeah.
418
00:18:37,615 --> 00:18:40,350
JUDGE: You've heard the facts
of the case, Mr. Zane.
419
00:18:40,351 --> 00:18:42,186
What have you got
to say about it?
420
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:44,488
ZANE: I have been stealing
fruits, Your Honor,
421
00:18:44,489 --> 00:18:46,356
but I've been out of work
for four months
422
00:18:46,357 --> 00:18:49,443
and have six kids
at home to feed.
423
00:18:49,444 --> 00:18:52,279
As soon as I get a job,
I'll pay it all back.
424
00:18:53,648 --> 00:18:54,848
Mm-hm.
425
00:18:56,251 --> 00:18:57,251
All right.
426
00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:04,675
I'm sorry, but I have
to give you $30 or 30 days.
427
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,544
However, I'll suspend
that sentence
428
00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:08,278
when restitution is made.
429
00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:13,500
Look, don't worry about a thing.
430
00:19:13,501 --> 00:19:14,701
Just leave it to me.
431
00:19:14,702 --> 00:19:16,503
The meaner they are,
the better I like 'em.
432
00:19:16,504 --> 00:19:18,538
Don't do anything flashy.
Just leave it to me.
433
00:19:18,539 --> 00:19:19,806
BAILIFF:
Anthony Nelson.
434
00:19:19,807 --> 00:19:20,974
That's us.
435
00:19:20,975 --> 00:19:22,976
[?]
436
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:26,763
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
437
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:32,870
Uh, Your Honor,
I'm representing Major Nelson.
438
00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:35,539
JUDGE:
Is the arresting officer here?
439
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:37,124
Officer Anderson, Your Honor.
440
00:19:38,793 --> 00:19:43,714
Ah, the defendant is charged
with, uh, going the wrong way
441
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,549
down a one-way street.
442
00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:48,219
Uh, sir, I... We plead guilty.
I'd like to pay the fine.
443
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,604
And attempting
to bribe an officer
444
00:19:50,605 --> 00:19:52,439
in the performance of his duty.
445
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,540
How do you plead?
446
00:19:55,076 --> 00:19:56,260
A-a-a bribe?
447
00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:57,311
A bribe.
448
00:19:57,312 --> 00:20:00,030
A bribe. A bribe.
449
00:20:00,031 --> 00:20:03,100
Sir, could I talk to my client
a couple of minutes?
450
00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:04,068
One minute.
451
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,202
One minute.
452
00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,005
What's this about a bribe?
453
00:20:09,006 --> 00:20:10,874
You didn't tell me anything
about a bribe...
454
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,376
Roge... Roger,
Roger, I promised...
455
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,910
Wait a minute,
456
00:20:13,911 --> 00:20:17,214
I promised to send his nephew
a model of the X-15, that's all.
457
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:19,049
That's all?
458
00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:22,018
And he...
We'll fix him.
459
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:29,126
Your Honor, this whole thing
has become ridiculous.
460
00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:34,097
I would hardly call an offer
of a model plane a bribe.
461
00:20:38,202 --> 00:20:40,304
What do you have to say to that?
462
00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:42,690
ANDERSON: It wouldn't be an
important bribe to you or to me,
463
00:20:42,691 --> 00:20:45,559
but to a 10-year-old boy,
it would mean a lot.
464
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,228
And he was trying to reach me
465
00:20:48,229 --> 00:20:49,947
through that little boy.
466
00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:52,516
Gee, that's right.
467
00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:53,784
I never thought of it that way.
468
00:20:55,987 --> 00:20:58,739
How could you possibly
do that to a little boy?
469
00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:00,857
I don't believe
that you could...
470
00:21:00,858 --> 00:21:02,459
Oh, ahem, well,
471
00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:04,662
if Officer Anderson's going
to take that attitude,
472
00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:07,364
my client and I are not gonna
plead guilty to anything.
473
00:21:08,065 --> 00:21:09,199
Don't worry about a thing.
474
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,001
They made a mistake.
They made me mad.
475
00:21:11,002 --> 00:21:13,671
Since the defendant denies
all the charges,
476
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:16,307
does the arresting officer wish
to offer evidence?
477
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:17,274
Yes, Your Honor.
478
00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:18,675
I was at the scene.
479
00:21:18,676 --> 00:21:22,012
I saw Major Nelson violating
the ordinances cited.
480
00:21:22,013 --> 00:21:23,180
I object!
481
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:24,431
JUDGE:
Sit down.
482
00:21:24,432 --> 00:21:26,400
Yes, sir.
483
00:21:26,401 --> 00:21:28,902
For the record, could you
identify Major Nelson?
484
00:21:28,903 --> 00:21:30,404
Certainly, Your Honor.
485
00:21:33,374 --> 00:21:34,742
Major Nelson is right there.
486
00:21:34,743 --> 00:21:36,309
[MAGIC BOINGS]
487
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:39,830
And there.
488
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,200
There.
489
00:21:45,503 --> 00:21:46,620
And there.
490
00:21:46,621 --> 00:21:47,854
[LAUGHING]
491
00:21:49,223 --> 00:21:51,709
What are you talking about,
Officer Anderson?
492
00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:53,744
Can you identify Major Nelson
or not?
493
00:21:55,296 --> 00:21:57,831
ANDERSON: My eyes are a
little blurred, Your Honor,
494
00:21:57,832 --> 00:21:59,216
but I-I would like
495
00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:01,968
to show the court
a motion picture I took
496
00:22:01,969 --> 00:22:04,138
of Major Nelson's confession.
497
00:22:04,139 --> 00:22:05,472
I think this will clear up
498
00:22:05,473 --> 00:22:08,107
any questions
the court may have.
499
00:22:08,108 --> 00:22:09,309
Uh, bailiff, please.
500
00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:11,111
[?]
501
00:22:11,112 --> 00:22:13,263
ANDERSON [ON SCREEN]:
Hello, major. Come on in.
502
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:18,168
Sit down here, major.
503
00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:27,010
[GIGGLES]
504
00:22:28,546 --> 00:22:29,546
[WHACK]
505
00:22:46,231 --> 00:22:48,065
[ALL LAUGHING]
506
00:22:58,410 --> 00:23:00,627
[LAUGHING]
507
00:23:00,628 --> 00:23:01,662
Oh!
508
00:23:04,515 --> 00:23:05,632
[?]
509
00:23:05,633 --> 00:23:06,984
[BOTH LAUGHING]
510
00:23:06,985 --> 00:23:08,902
Hey, did you see the look
on Anderson's face
511
00:23:08,903 --> 00:23:09,920
when he ran that film?
512
00:23:09,921 --> 00:23:11,004
Yeah, now, look,
513
00:23:11,005 --> 00:23:12,405
I don't want you
to be too amused,
514
00:23:12,406 --> 00:23:14,708
especially in front of Jeannie.
515
00:23:14,709 --> 00:23:15,876
All right, come on, cool it.
516
00:23:15,877 --> 00:23:18,212
Uh, Jeannie,
would you come out, please?
517
00:23:18,213 --> 00:23:19,746
Did it go well, master?
518
00:23:19,747 --> 00:23:22,582
Oh, yes, yes, it just...
It went fine, Jeannie.
519
00:23:22,583 --> 00:23:24,951
But I don't want you to think
that all police officers
520
00:23:24,952 --> 00:23:26,219
are like Officer Anderson.
521
00:23:26,220 --> 00:23:27,654
Oh, I do not, master.
522
00:23:27,655 --> 00:23:30,023
Good, and in the future, you
just stay out of his way, huh.
523
00:23:30,024 --> 00:23:31,324
Oh, I will, master.
524
00:23:31,325 --> 00:23:33,593
Hey, how about me in there, huh?
Me, was I pretty good?
525
00:23:33,594 --> 00:23:34,994
Maybe I should've been a lawyer?
526
00:23:34,995 --> 00:23:36,096
[CHUCKLING] Yeah, sure.
527
00:23:36,097 --> 00:23:37,497
Hey, you want to stay
for dinner?
528
00:23:37,498 --> 00:23:38,532
No, I've gotta be going.
529
00:23:38,533 --> 00:23:39,899
I'm having trouble with my car.
530
00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,300
Can I use yours?
Oh, sure.
531
00:23:41,301 --> 00:23:42,502
May I have the keys, please?
532
00:23:42,503 --> 00:23:44,104
Are you going driving,
Major Healey?
533
00:23:44,105 --> 00:23:45,772
No, Jeannie.
I'm going straight home.
534
00:23:45,773 --> 00:23:47,006
I will drive you home.
535
00:23:47,007 --> 00:23:48,047
Sure, you will, yeah.
536
00:23:50,077 --> 00:23:52,445
[ENGINE REVVING]
537
00:23:52,446 --> 00:23:54,447
[?]
538
00:23:54,448 --> 00:23:55,448
Jeannie.
539
00:23:55,449 --> 00:23:56,449
Jeannie!
540
00:23:56,450 --> 00:23:57,483
Wait! Jeannie!
541
00:24:03,407 --> 00:24:04,407
Jeannie!
542
00:24:04,408 --> 00:24:06,927
Oh, oh, good morning, officer.
543
00:24:09,163 --> 00:24:11,030
Watch it, don't turn,
don't turn.
544
00:24:12,049 --> 00:24:13,350
ROGER:
Whoa, Jeannie.
545
00:24:13,351 --> 00:24:15,652
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
546
00:24:15,653 --> 00:24:17,037
Watch it. Tony!
547
00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:18,104
[YELLING]
548
00:24:21,926 --> 00:24:24,011
[?]
549
00:24:24,061 --> 00:24:28,611
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