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[BUZZING]
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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Nine, 10, 11, 12, 13...
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[?]
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[BUZZING STOPS]
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What's the matter?
What's the matter?
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Go back to sleep, master.
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W-what time is it?
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It's 7:00.
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Please go back to sleep,
you're exhausted.
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Seven o'clock!
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Jeannie, I gotta get dressed.
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I have my regular Monday
morning meeting in an hour.
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Oh, master, you are
working much too hard.
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You have worked 24 hours a day
for the past five weeks.
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Yeah, I know.
Well, it can't be helped.
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I'm getting ready
for our space shot.
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Oh, but you must have time
to play and relax.
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Well, I relax on Sunday.
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It's too bad every day
can't be a Sunday, huh?
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That is a marvelous idea.
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What's a marvelous idea?
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Wait...
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You may get back
into bed now, master.
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Today is Sunday.
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I will serve you
Sunday breakfast in bed.
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No, no, no, no.
Today is Monday.
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General Peterson and the whole
NASA staff is waiting.
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Really, they are...
[DOORBELL RINGS]
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There's Roger,
come to pick me up.
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[GIGGLING]
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I'm sorry, Roger.
I overslept.
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Good morning.
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Hey, you better get dressed.
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We tee off in 15 minutes.
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[?]
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[?]
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[?]
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Roger, are you going
to the office dressed like that?
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Office?
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I'm gonna play golf.
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[GIGGLES]
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On a Monday?
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Boy, you are mixed up.
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It's Sunday morning.
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I tried to tell him,
Major Healey, it is Sunday.
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No, no, no, no.
Yesterday was Sunday.
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We... We played golf yesterday,
remember?
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That was last Sunday.
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Look, you gonna play
or aren't ya?
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The whole foursome
is waiting for us.
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Uh, we're... We're due
in General Peterson's office
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for a meeting in...
In, uh, less than an hour.
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A meeting on Sunday?
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When did all this happen?
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All right, forget it.
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When General Peterson
asks me where you are,
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I'll tell him
you're playing golf.
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I'm gonna get dressed.
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[GIGGLES]
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Jeannie, this is not exactly
what I had in mind.
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Oh, but, master, it is Sunday.
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The sun is shining,
the birds are twittering.
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Jeannie. It's a perfect
day to play golf, and...
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I was...
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[SIGHS]
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Very well, master.
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
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Uh, Roger, are you sure
you won't change your mind?
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General Peterson has
a terrible temper, you know.
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I told you there's no meeting.
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Now, come on, let's go
and play golf, huh?
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All right, I'll let you know
how the meeting went.
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I will see you
in a little while, master.
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No, you won't, Jeannie.
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Yes, I will.
No, you won't.
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Yes, I will.
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[?]
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Hi, Eddie.
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Morning, Major Nelson.
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They got you working
on Sundays, huh?
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Sundays?
All day.
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I guess you astronauts
have no sense of time.
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[CHUCKLING] Yeah, yeah.
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She didn't.
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Jeannie.
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Jeannie.
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You are back.
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What would you like for Sunday
morning breakfast, master?
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I wouldn't like anything
for Sunday morning breakfast
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because it's not Sunday.
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Now... Now, you stop this,
young lady.
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[GIGGLES]
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Stop what?
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Stop making it Sunday.
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Oh, I will.
As soon as you are rested.
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No, I'm not asking you,
I'm telling you.
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Now, you seem to forget
who's master around here.
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I can't go on like this...
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Uh, Jeannie, come back,
where are you?
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Now, I-I want to get
this settled, right now.
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Look here.
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Um...
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Jeannie, be reasonable.
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You can't go around stopping
the days of the week.
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What'll happen
if every day is Sunday?
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You would rest and relax.
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Husbands could spend
more time with their wives,
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mothers could be
with their children,
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genies could be
with their masters.
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Oh, I think it is a lovely idea.
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Yes.
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Jeannie, that's the worst idea
you've had in 2000 years.
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Oh, but why, master?
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Everyone needs time
for relaxing.
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Um...
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Do you...? Do you know what kind
of chaos this could create?
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I only know that you have been
working too hard,
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and it is not good for you.
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Jeannie.
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It is no use talking
about it, master.
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This is for your own good.
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It is going to remain Sunday
until you have rested.
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It will give you a chance to do
all those things you enjoy.
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I'm not gonna enjoy anything,
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and I'm not
gonna let you do this.
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I am gonna put my foot down.
[MAGIC BOINGS]
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[TRUMPETS]
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[ROARS]
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Jeannie!
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Jeannie.
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Oh, you look handsome
in that outfit, master.
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Oh, you like it?
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Did you enjoy your safari?
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Why did you do it?
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I thought you would be pleased.
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Uh, the next time you plan
on sending me someplace,
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do me a favor.
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Let me know first.
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But you...
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You told me you always wanted
to go on a safari.
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Yes, oh, yes, yes, but...
But not on office hours.
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You see, there's
a time for working,
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and there's a time
for tiger hunting.
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Did you bag a tiger, master?
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No. No, as a matter of fact,
a tiger almost bagged me.
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Is this the one, master?
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[STAMMERING] Huh?
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[SHOUTS]
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Oh, I don't know, I don't know.
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A tiger's a tiger.
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Right, now, you've got your rug,
can I go back to work now?
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I mean, would you...?
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Make it Monday, so I can go
back to the office?
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Thou canst not.
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Now, w-what do you mean,
I canst not?
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You have not had any fun yet.
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Jeannie,
thou better make it Monday,
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or I'm gonna put thee
in thy bottle
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and throw you back on the beach
where I found you.
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Now, come on, I mean it.
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Please enjoy thyself.
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[?]
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Good shot.
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Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Say, aren't you Pancho Segura?
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Yes, I wasn't planning
on playing doubles.
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[LAUGHING] Neither was I.
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Um, I'm sorry I dropped
in on you like this.
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Just carry on.
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Who's that?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Jeannie!
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How did the tennis game go,
master?
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About the same
as the tiger hunt.
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Now, listen, young lady...
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I am knitting you a ski sweater.
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Yeah, well, you can forget it
because I'm not going skiing.
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Oh, but you love to ski.
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Yeah, I ski on my vacation.
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This is your vacation.
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Oh, Jeannie,
you can't stop time.
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Oh, but you are wrong, master.
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I already have.
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What do you think would happen
if every day were Sunday?
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Oh, it would be
wonderful, master.
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Children could stay home
from school,
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no one would have to go to work.
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You could play golf every day
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and become the greatest golfer
in the whole country.
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There wouldn't be a country
to play golf in.
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I-I don't know what it was
like in old Baghdad,
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but our whole economy
is built on people working.
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Why must people work, master?
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Well, to make a living.
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And then?
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And then, well, one day
they hope to work long enough,
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so they can save up
enough money to... To retire.
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And then?
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And then they can stop working.
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Good.
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I have taken a short cut.
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With my system,
everyone can stop working now.
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Hm, I hope I have
these sleeves long enough.
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How long is it gonna be Sunday?
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Until you are rested, master.
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You are pale, you have circles
under your eyes,
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and your little hand
is trembling.
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My whole body is trembling.
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When are you gonna
turn Sunday off?
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And you are shouting at me.
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That is always a sign
that you are nervous.
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Nervous!
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You're driving me
out of my mind!
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You are shouting again.
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Yeah...
[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh, well, I...
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I will finish this elsewhere.
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[?]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh. Good morning, Major Nelson.
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Oh, forgive me for intruding
on your Sunday like this,
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but I broke my lawn mower,
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and I wondered whether
I might borrow yours.
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I'm glad you're here. I have
to talk to you right away.
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What day is this?
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Today is Sunday.
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That's what everybody thinks.
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Today is Monday.
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Well, it's true that in
some parts of the world...
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Everywhere.
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Doctor, time has stopped.
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"Time has stopped."
Yes, sir.
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Your clock is running.
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The clocks haven't stopped,
just the calendar.
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Just the calendar.
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Yes, sir.
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Every day is Sunday,
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and if we don't do something
about it,
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the world could be destroyed.
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How long has it
been Sunday, major?
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Uh, yesterday was Sunday,
and today is Sunday,
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but what really
worries me is that...
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tomorrow is gonna be Sunday.
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And the day after that,
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unless I get some rest.
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Yes, you must rest.
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Well, I... I haven't got time
to go on tiger hunts
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and play tennis,
not with a space shot coming up,
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you can see that.
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Of course I can, now you
just lie down right there.
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All over the world
people are gardening
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and golfing and fishing.
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What's gonna happen to the
factories and all the offices?
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I thought I could handle
this myself, but I need help.
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Yes, major, you certainly do.
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But don't you worry.
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Except that I'm
the only one who can do it.
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By getting plenty of rest
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and getting rid of these circles
under my eyes, see, here.
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00:11:19,144 --> 00:11:21,712
You just lie there.
I'll be right back.
262
00:11:21,713 --> 00:11:23,831
Thank you.
Where are you going, doctor?
263
00:11:23,832 --> 00:11:27,618
To call a calendar-maker,
to stop the calendars for you.
264
00:11:27,619 --> 00:11:28,619
Thank you.
265
00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,627
Dr. Bellows.
266
00:11:36,628 --> 00:11:39,180
Oh, it will be beautiful.
267
00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:41,099
Jeannie,
Dr. Bellows thinks I'm crazy.
268
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:44,552
He was probably upset
because you yelled at him.
269
00:11:44,553 --> 00:11:47,254
Uh, General Peterson,
could you come right over?
270
00:11:47,255 --> 00:11:49,456
It's Major Nelson again.
271
00:11:49,457 --> 00:11:51,377
He thinks the calendar
has stopped.
272
00:11:52,393 --> 00:11:53,494
Yes, general.
273
00:11:55,263 --> 00:11:58,566
No, it has nothing to do with
Einstein's theory of relativity.
274
00:11:58,567 --> 00:12:00,568
It has to do with Major Nelson.
275
00:12:01,736 --> 00:12:03,971
He thinks every day is Sunday.
276
00:12:03,972 --> 00:12:05,305
[CLICK]
277
00:12:05,306 --> 00:12:06,991
Hello?
278
00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:07,958
Try it on.
279
00:12:07,959 --> 00:12:08,959
No.
280
00:12:10,928 --> 00:12:12,130
Ah.
281
00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:14,298
It fits perfectly.
282
00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:18,619
Well, I must finish
the right arm.
283
00:12:21,023 --> 00:12:22,807
Jeannie, will you stop
fooling around?
284
00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:25,168
I'm telling you
for the last time...
285
00:12:26,311 --> 00:12:27,344
Jeannie!
286
00:12:27,345 --> 00:12:28,512
[SCREAMS]
287
00:12:41,693 --> 00:12:42,994
Jeannie!
288
00:12:47,315 --> 00:12:50,684
I came over to borrow
Major Nelson's lawn mower,
289
00:12:50,685 --> 00:12:53,354
and he said,
"Doctor, I need your help."
290
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:55,822
And I said,
"You need my help?"
291
00:12:55,823 --> 00:12:58,426
And then he said,
"What day is it?"
292
00:12:58,427 --> 00:13:00,344
And I said, "It's Sunday,"
and then he said,
293
00:13:00,345 --> 00:13:03,181
"No, it's Monday, only
everyone thinks it's Sunday.
294
00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:06,067
"You see, every day is Sunday,
the calendar has stopped.
295
00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:10,988
I haven't got time for tiger
hunting and playing tennis."
296
00:13:10,989 --> 00:13:12,056
And then I said,
297
00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:15,193
"You lie down,
I'll go get some help."
298
00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:18,996
So I called General Peterson,
and he hung up on me.
299
00:13:18,997 --> 00:13:22,082
And then I went back
upstairs again and...
300
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:24,218
Major Nelson had vanished
into thin air...
301
00:13:24,219 --> 00:13:25,419
Thin air.
302
00:13:25,420 --> 00:13:28,206
And I only wanted
to borrow his lawn mower.
303
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:30,274
Are you feeling all right, sir?
304
00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:34,411
Major Healey.
305
00:13:34,412 --> 00:13:35,463
What is it, sir?
306
00:13:35,464 --> 00:13:37,298
What day is it?
307
00:13:39,233 --> 00:13:40,233
What day is it?
308
00:13:40,234 --> 00:13:41,269
It's Sunday, sir.
309
00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:42,553
Is it?
310
00:13:42,554 --> 00:13:43,638
Are you sure?
311
00:13:43,639 --> 00:13:44,555
Sure, I'm sure, sir.
312
00:13:44,556 --> 00:13:47,691
Oh, I feel a lot better.
313
00:13:47,692 --> 00:13:49,960
Oh, thank you,
thank you, Major Healey.
314
00:13:49,961 --> 00:13:52,096
It must of... Must have been
the touch of the sun.
315
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:53,697
Well, it could happen
to anyone, sir.
316
00:13:53,698 --> 00:13:54,965
[CHUCKLES]
317
00:13:54,966 --> 00:13:58,135
There... There's something
about this house.
318
00:13:58,136 --> 00:13:59,257
There's...
319
00:14:00,038 --> 00:14:02,573
something about this house.
320
00:14:02,574 --> 00:14:05,376
If, uh, you want to borrow,
uh, Tony's lawn mower,
321
00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:07,010
he keeps it in the garage.
322
00:14:07,011 --> 00:14:08,479
No...
323
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:12,066
I wouldn't touch his lawn mower.
324
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:19,757
Anybody home?
325
00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:21,358
Tony!
326
00:14:23,228 --> 00:14:25,029
[SNIFFLING]
327
00:14:37,642 --> 00:14:39,543
ROGER:
Tony!
328
00:14:39,544 --> 00:14:40,978
Tony?
329
00:14:40,979 --> 00:14:42,213
Anybody home?
330
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,380
[SIGHS]
331
00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:53,257
Oh, hi, Jeannie.
332
00:14:53,258 --> 00:14:54,258
Hello, Major Healey.
333
00:14:54,259 --> 00:14:55,993
Uh, where's Tony?
334
00:14:55,994 --> 00:14:58,296
Major Nelson is skiing.
335
00:14:58,297 --> 00:14:59,363
In Cocoa Beach?
336
00:15:00,949 --> 00:15:02,216
In Switzerland.
337
00:15:02,217 --> 00:15:05,002
Oh, uh, are you...?
Are you going somewhere?
338
00:15:06,271 --> 00:15:07,355
I am leaving.
339
00:15:07,356 --> 00:15:09,173
When will you be back?
340
00:15:10,675 --> 00:15:12,059
I'm not coming back.
341
00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:13,060
Why?
342
00:15:14,962 --> 00:15:16,763
I sent Major Nelson skiing
343
00:15:16,764 --> 00:15:19,367
on the highest mountain
in Switzerland.
344
00:15:19,368 --> 00:15:20,368
Yeah?
345
00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:23,821
I found out he cannot ski.
346
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:25,656
Oh.
347
00:15:25,657 --> 00:15:28,392
Oh, I try to please him,
348
00:15:28,393 --> 00:15:30,828
but everything I do
turns out wrong.
349
00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:33,414
Jeannie, he's, uh...
He's awfully crazy about you.
350
00:15:33,415 --> 00:15:35,132
I wish you'd talk to him
before you go.
351
00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:37,934
He said he wanted
to put me in my bottle
352
00:15:37,935 --> 00:15:40,335
and throw me back on
the beach where he found me.
353
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:45,108
Well, since you'll
be changing masters,
354
00:15:45,109 --> 00:15:47,345
I have a little room
at my place, and I was thinking
355
00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:50,114
since you like to keep busy,
I have a few hundred things...
356
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,149
I... I am sorry, Major Healey,
357
00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:55,186
but I do not want any other
master than Major Nelson.
358
00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:57,437
Say goodbye for me,
will you please?
359
00:15:57,438 --> 00:15:59,106
Yeah, yeah. Goodbye.
360
00:15:59,107 --> 00:16:00,173
And see that he rests.
361
00:16:00,174 --> 00:16:01,174
Oh yeah, rest...
362
00:16:01,175 --> 00:16:02,643
Eats properly, and...
Properly.
363
00:16:02,644 --> 00:16:05,613
And you give him
a big kiss for me.
364
00:16:06,781 --> 00:16:08,281
Don't cry,
I'll give him a big kiss.
365
00:16:08,282 --> 00:16:09,416
Tell him I love him.
366
00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:10,818
All right,
I'll take care of him.
367
00:16:10,819 --> 00:16:12,052
You hold this please?
368
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,089
All right.
369
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:23,263
There goes the nicest genie
I ever met in my whole life.
370
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,400
Jeannie!
371
00:16:26,401 --> 00:16:27,701
Tony, what are you doing here?
372
00:16:27,702 --> 00:16:29,236
I live here.
Where is she?
373
00:16:29,237 --> 00:16:30,738
I thought you were
in Switzerland.
374
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,172
Yeah, come on, where is she?
375
00:16:32,173 --> 00:16:33,574
Jeannie?
Yeah.
376
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:34,575
Oh, Jeannie.
377
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:35,776
Well, uh...
378
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,077
Come on, come on.
379
00:16:37,078 --> 00:16:38,362
Well, she...
She just left.
380
00:16:38,363 --> 00:16:39,363
Well, when she gets back,
381
00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:41,282
there's a few things
I wanna tell her.
382
00:16:41,283 --> 00:16:43,150
I don't think she's coming back.
383
00:16:43,151 --> 00:16:44,869
What do you mean,
not coming back?
384
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,654
Well, I mean she...
She packed her bags and left,
385
00:16:46,655 --> 00:16:48,122
and she's not coming back.
386
00:16:48,123 --> 00:16:51,325
She wouldn't do
a step-out thing like that...
387
00:16:51,326 --> 00:16:53,411
Well, she was pretty upset.
388
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:54,344
What'd she say?
389
00:16:54,345 --> 00:16:56,814
Well, she said that
you should eat properly
390
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:59,667
and to, uh... And...
And that she loves you.
391
00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:01,401
Yeah?
392
00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:03,653
Yeah?
393
00:17:05,673 --> 00:17:09,727
Well, she might have waited till
I got back to say goodbye, huh?
394
00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:12,930
Well, I suppose
it's for the best.
395
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,097
We can all get back to work.
396
00:17:14,098 --> 00:17:16,099
Probably, for the best.
Yeah.
397
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,601
Uh, let's get back
to the base, huh?
398
00:17:17,602 --> 00:17:19,036
W-what for?
It's Sunday.
399
00:17:20,238 --> 00:17:21,238
Sunday?
400
00:17:21,239 --> 00:17:22,406
What's the matter?
401
00:17:22,407 --> 00:17:24,108
You know what she did?
No, what?
402
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:28,662
She went away, and she forgot
to turn the calendar back on.
403
00:17:28,663 --> 00:17:30,664
[?]
404
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,200
Oh, good morning,
Doctor Bellows.
405
00:17:33,201 --> 00:17:34,902
Major Healey, is,
uh, Major Nelson in?
406
00:17:34,903 --> 00:17:36,103
Yeah, he's out on the patio.
407
00:17:36,104 --> 00:17:37,571
He's feeling awfully depressed.
408
00:17:37,572 --> 00:17:38,672
Maybe you can cheer him up.
409
00:17:38,673 --> 00:17:39,673
Depressed?
410
00:17:39,674 --> 00:17:41,194
Yes, sir.
Hm.
411
00:17:47,682 --> 00:17:49,802
I didn't mean to yell at you.
412
00:17:50,501 --> 00:17:52,219
You're right.
Absolutely right.
413
00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:53,687
I have been working too hard.
414
00:17:55,690 --> 00:17:57,624
You know how I feel about you.
415
00:17:59,093 --> 00:18:01,013
I'd... I'd like
to marry you, but...
416
00:18:03,397 --> 00:18:04,631
I can't.
417
00:18:04,632 --> 00:18:07,233
People wouldn't understand.
418
00:18:10,271 --> 00:18:13,574
When we first met, you said
you'd do anything for me.
419
00:18:13,575 --> 00:18:16,460
Well, I'm asking you
to do something for me now.
420
00:18:16,461 --> 00:18:18,295
I'm asking you to forgive me.
421
00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:24,134
Please, say something.
422
00:18:25,253 --> 00:18:26,587
No, I don't blame you.
423
00:18:28,990 --> 00:18:29,990
Goodbye.
424
00:18:29,991 --> 00:18:31,008
[PIANO KEYS SOUND]
425
00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:33,894
You play very well,
Major Nelson.
426
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:36,096
I don't play the piano, sir.
427
00:18:36,097 --> 00:18:37,330
[PIANO KEYS SOUND]
428
00:18:37,331 --> 00:18:39,016
Please, go on.
429
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:41,417
I didn't mean to interrupt
your conversation.
430
00:18:42,437 --> 00:18:43,521
You heard what I said?
431
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:44,905
Yes, Major Nelson,
432
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:48,192
but I'm sure you have one
of your marvelous explanations.
433
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,161
No.
434
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:53,080
Did you say no, sir?
435
00:18:53,081 --> 00:18:55,832
Yes.
436
00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:57,793
I don't care
what happens to me now.
437
00:18:58,587 --> 00:19:00,370
I'm gonna explain
everything to you.
438
00:19:00,371 --> 00:19:01,154
Everything?
439
00:19:01,155 --> 00:19:02,623
Everything.
440
00:19:02,624 --> 00:19:05,042
You mean about the yacht,
the elephant, the tree?
441
00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,126
Everything.
442
00:19:06,127 --> 00:19:09,696
Major Nelson,
you don't know how long
443
00:19:09,697 --> 00:19:11,715
I've waited for this moment.
444
00:19:11,716 --> 00:19:13,756
It all started...
Wait!
445
00:19:14,669 --> 00:19:17,221
If you don't mind, I'd like
to have a witness here.
446
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:21,559
Now that I'm gonna confess,
I feel better already.
447
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,677
We're all going to feel
a lot better.
448
00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:27,881
General Peterson?
Dr. Bellows.
449
00:19:27,882 --> 00:19:30,451
Could you come over to Major
Nelson's house right away, sir?
450
00:19:30,452 --> 00:19:33,086
He has a problem he'd liketo discuss with us.
451
00:19:33,087 --> 00:19:34,738
What kind of a problem?
452
00:19:34,739 --> 00:19:37,958
Well, this time I'd like you
to hear it for yourself, sir.
453
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:40,319
Well, I was on my way
to the golf course.
454
00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:43,366
I'll stop off on my way over.
455
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,767
It all started when I...
456
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:50,437
Please, not until
General Peterson gets here.
457
00:19:50,438 --> 00:19:53,206
Yeah, but I...
Wait, until I have a witness.
458
00:19:53,207 --> 00:19:55,976
Why don't you go
and put some coffee on?
459
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:58,278
Coffee.
460
00:19:58,279 --> 00:20:00,347
Coffee... Oh, yes, coffee.
461
00:20:00,348 --> 00:20:02,115
That's a good boy.
462
00:20:02,116 --> 00:20:04,585
[PIANO KEYS SOUND]
463
00:20:04,586 --> 00:20:06,820
? La-la, la-la, la-la ?
464
00:20:06,821 --> 00:20:08,689
[?]
465
00:20:14,962 --> 00:20:16,530
Jeannie!
466
00:20:16,531 --> 00:20:17,764
Good morning, master.
467
00:20:17,765 --> 00:20:19,333
[GIGGLES] Shh!
468
00:20:19,334 --> 00:20:20,734
Jeannie, you're back.
469
00:20:20,735 --> 00:20:24,538
Oh, I tried to stay away,
but I could not, master.
470
00:20:24,539 --> 00:20:27,841
Then you said all
those lovely things to me.
471
00:20:27,842 --> 00:20:30,610
Did you really mean
what you said, master?
472
00:20:30,611 --> 00:20:32,813
Yes, I meant every word.
473
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,180
I missed you, Jeannie.
474
00:20:34,181 --> 00:20:36,983
Oh, and I missed you, master.
475
00:20:36,984 --> 00:20:39,853
Oh, I will try never again
to interfere with your work.
476
00:20:39,854 --> 00:20:41,555
[DOORBELL RINGS] Yeah...
477
00:20:41,556 --> 00:20:43,923
I... I don't think you're gonna
have to worry about that.
478
00:20:43,924 --> 00:20:45,459
I don't have any more work.
479
00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:47,126
What do you mean?
480
00:20:47,127 --> 00:20:48,595
Well, that's General Peterson.
481
00:20:48,596 --> 00:20:49,863
I'm trapped.
482
00:20:49,864 --> 00:20:51,297
Oh, he shall not stay.
483
00:20:51,298 --> 00:20:53,233
I will blink him far away.
484
00:20:53,234 --> 00:20:55,702
No...
It rhymed.
485
00:20:55,703 --> 00:20:56,837
[GIGGLES] What?
486
00:20:56,838 --> 00:21:00,640
"He shall not stay,
I shall blink him far away."
487
00:21:00,641 --> 00:21:01,808
That's it.
Huh?
488
00:21:01,809 --> 00:21:02,809
That's it.
489
00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:04,378
Do you want me
to blink him away?
490
00:21:04,379 --> 00:21:07,280
No. No, I want you
to stay out of sight.
491
00:21:07,281 --> 00:21:09,015
I may need you.
492
00:21:09,016 --> 00:21:11,100
[?]
493
00:21:12,253 --> 00:21:13,687
Oh, hello, General Peterson.
494
00:21:13,688 --> 00:21:14,755
Hello, Tony.
495
00:21:14,756 --> 00:21:15,756
How you feeling?
496
00:21:15,757 --> 00:21:17,141
Oh, fine.
Never felt better.
497
00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:19,075
Of course you haven't.
498
00:21:19,076 --> 00:21:21,211
Confession is very good
for the soul.
499
00:21:22,263 --> 00:21:24,098
Now, we're ready
to hear you, major.
500
00:21:24,099 --> 00:21:25,432
You're ready to hear me, sir?
501
00:21:25,433 --> 00:21:26,867
Well, don't be shy, major.
502
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:29,320
You're gonna tell the whole
thing to the general, right?
503
00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:30,503
Oh, yes, yes.
504
00:21:30,504 --> 00:21:33,273
You want to hear the whole song?
The whole song?
505
00:21:33,274 --> 00:21:35,526
I was working on the lyrics
when Dr. Bellows came in.
506
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:37,778
The lyrics?
But you said...
507
00:21:37,779 --> 00:21:39,830
Yes, I said, "When we first met,
508
00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:41,498
"you said you'd do
anything for me.
509
00:21:41,499 --> 00:21:43,283
Well, I'm asking you
to do something now."
510
00:21:43,284 --> 00:21:44,718
That's the title
of the song, sir.
511
00:21:44,719 --> 00:21:46,537
"I'm Asking You
to do Something Now."
512
00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:48,622
I've been working
on the melody too.
513
00:21:48,623 --> 00:21:50,824
PETERSON:
Doctor, is this what you...?
514
00:21:51,909 --> 00:21:54,178
Well, as long as I'm here,
why don't you play it for me?
515
00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:57,047
[CHUCKLING]
You want me to play it for you?
516
00:21:57,048 --> 00:21:58,331
Yeah, on the piano.
517
00:21:58,332 --> 00:22:00,367
Yeah, on... On... On...
On... On the piano.
518
00:22:00,368 --> 00:22:02,603
Well, I... I...
519
00:22:02,604 --> 00:22:04,521
Right, please,
520
00:22:04,522 --> 00:22:06,006
uh, sit down, gentlemen, please.
521
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:10,778
Now.
522
00:22:10,779 --> 00:22:12,479
[PIANO PLAYING]
523
00:22:17,452 --> 00:22:19,502
? When, uh, we first met ?
524
00:22:19,503 --> 00:22:22,940
? You said you'd
Do anything for me ?
525
00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:26,710
? Well, I'm asking you to do
Some... Something now-w-w-w ?
526
00:22:28,496 --> 00:22:32,165
? Tell me that you
Love me, baby ?
527
00:22:32,166 --> 00:22:34,418
? Tell me you'll
Always be true ?
528
00:22:34,419 --> 00:22:38,138
? Put an end To all this maybe ?
529
00:22:38,139 --> 00:22:42,092
? Tell me that I belong
To you-oh-ah ?
530
00:22:42,093 --> 00:22:44,928
It's about this young couple
that want to get married
531
00:22:44,929 --> 00:22:46,713
and their parents
are opposed to it.
532
00:22:46,714 --> 00:22:48,264
It's sort of like
Romeo and Juliet.
533
00:22:49,017 --> 00:22:50,017
[SOUNDS]
534
00:22:50,685 --> 00:22:52,018
[CHUCKLES]
535
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,188
Well, what did you think?
536
00:22:54,189 --> 00:22:55,222
This time you're right.
537
00:22:55,223 --> 00:22:56,657
He's got a problem.
538
00:22:56,658 --> 00:22:59,026
Well, thank you, general,
but that's not the problem...
539
00:22:59,027 --> 00:23:01,128
You didn't like...?
You didn't like the song, sir?
540
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:02,112
I'm no judge, Tony,
541
00:23:02,113 --> 00:23:03,647
but as a songwriter...
542
00:23:03,648 --> 00:23:06,200
Tony, you're the greatest
astronaut in the program.
543
00:23:06,201 --> 00:23:08,085
Thank you.
544
00:23:08,086 --> 00:23:09,469
But, general,
this isn't what I...
545
00:23:09,470 --> 00:23:11,938
Tony, if I were you, uh...
546
00:23:11,939 --> 00:23:13,791
I'd forget
about the songwriting.
547
00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:15,509
Yes, sir.
If you say so, sir.
548
00:23:15,510 --> 00:23:17,727
I'm glad you
asked me over, doctor.
549
00:23:17,728 --> 00:23:19,379
Yes.
550
00:23:19,380 --> 00:23:21,765
Uh, let me see you
to the door, sir.
551
00:23:21,766 --> 00:23:23,550
Now, listen, Tony, all this...
552
00:23:23,551 --> 00:23:26,219
He was talking to that bottle.
553
00:23:26,220 --> 00:23:30,157
He said, "I... You know I'd like
to marry you, but I can't."
554
00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:31,491
I heard him.
555
00:23:31,492 --> 00:23:33,143
Where did I go wrong?
556
00:23:33,144 --> 00:23:35,145
[?]
557
00:23:41,051 --> 00:23:42,051
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
558
00:23:42,052 --> 00:23:43,136
Uh, come on in, Roge.
559
00:23:43,137 --> 00:23:44,705
[WHISTLING]
560
00:23:50,211 --> 00:23:52,079
What are you all dressed up for?
561
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,146
What am I dressed up for?
562
00:23:53,147 --> 00:23:54,848
What are you dressed up for?
563
00:23:54,849 --> 00:23:56,850
Well, we're gonna
go play golf, remember?
564
00:23:56,851 --> 00:23:58,251
Play golf on Monday morning?
565
00:23:58,252 --> 00:24:00,620
General Peterson and the whole
staff are waiting for us.
566
00:24:00,621 --> 00:24:04,591
No, no, yesterday was
Saturday, today's Sunday.
567
00:24:04,592 --> 00:24:06,093
Would you pull
yourself together?
568
00:24:06,094 --> 00:24:07,374
It's Monday morning.
569
00:24:08,863 --> 00:24:10,413
Jeannie!
570
00:24:10,414 --> 00:24:11,915
Yes, master?
571
00:24:11,916 --> 00:24:13,784
What have you done with Sunday?
572
00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:16,386
Well, you said you wished there
were more work days in the week,
573
00:24:16,387 --> 00:24:18,655
so I have taken away Sunday
and given you two Mondays
574
00:24:18,656 --> 00:24:20,791
because last week
we had three Sundays.
575
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,258
Do you like Tuesday, master?
576
00:24:22,259 --> 00:24:23,827
I think that is a very nice day.
577
00:24:23,828 --> 00:24:26,029
And if you like,
I can give you three Tuesdays.
578
00:24:29,033 --> 00:24:31,117
[?]
579
00:24:31,167 --> 00:24:35,717
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