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Jeannie?
Jeannie, you ready?
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Hey, we're gonna be late
for the ballgame.
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Okay, let's...
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Is that how you dress
to go to a ballgame?
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Oh, no, master. This is
how I dress to be married.
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Well... who are you
gonna marry, Sandy Koufax?
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No, you, master.
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Oh, now, Jeannie. We've been
through all this before.
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I can't marry you.
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But you said you care for me.
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I do. I do.
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I think you're the most
wonderful woman I've ever met.
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You're adorable.
Well, then.
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There's no problem.
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We are gathered here today to
join this man and this woman...
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Now hold it.
Hold it. Hold it.
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We're gathered here today
to go to a baseball game.
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Jeannie, would you
get rid of him.
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I don't have a ticket for him.
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If you care for me so much,
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why is it so difficult
to say "I do"?
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Well, it's not difficult.
It's impossible.
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Well, Roger wishes to marry me.
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All right, fine.
Then marry Roger.
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Now wait a minute...
Wait, Jeannie.
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Jeannie, I'm sorry.
I di... I didn't mean that.
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Jeannie, I was only joking.
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WOMAN 1 [ON TV]: There's
only one man I love. John.
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WOMAN 2 [ON TV]: But you've told me
that John doesn't want to marry you.
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WOMAN 1: That's why I've come to you.
I need your advice, Mother.
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WOMAN 2: On the other hand,
there is a man you do love,
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but who doesn'twant to marry you.
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WOMAN 1: What am I going
to do, Mother, dear?
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Oh, yes. What are we
going to do?
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WOMAN 2: Susan, you did the right
thing to come to your mother.
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There's only one way to gethim to propose to you.
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ANNOUNCER: Tune in at
the same time tomorrow,
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and learn what Susan's motheradvises her to do.
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[SHUTS TV OFF]
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Mother. Of course.
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This is a time when
a girl needs her mother.
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Mama!
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Oh, little dove!
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My darling, darling child.
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It's so good to see you again.
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Two thousand years,
and not one letter.
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Oh, I... I have
been busy.
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Children.
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Mama... I'm in love
with my master,
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and I wish to marry him.
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Can he support thee?
What does he do for a living?
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He is an astronaut.
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An astronaut?
Mm-hm.
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What is that?
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Well, they strap him in
this giant bird
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they call a missile,
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and he goes up into the sky,
and around and around
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the Earth for days
without stopping.
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A-and sometimes
he walks in space.
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Thou could not marry a doctor?
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Why, I am not in love
with a doctor, Mama.
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Oh, I need your advice...
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My master does not
want to marry me.
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But his friend Roger does.
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Then marry his friend Roger.
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You are not getting any younger.
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Well, I...
I like Roger, but...
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You brought me back for advice,
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I will give it to thee.
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Tell this Roger you are
going to marry him.
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Oh, but that would be dishonest.
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Show me a woman who is honest,
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and I will show you an old maid.
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Do not worry, dear one.
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Thou wilt not marry Roger.
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Your astronaut will
come to his senses
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and marry you himself.
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Do you really think
this will come to pass?
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That is how I got your father.
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[SIGHS]
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Good evening, master.
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Oh, hi, Jeannie.
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Oh, thanks.
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You worked late tonight, master.
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Did you have a hard day?
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A bone-crusher.
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Aw...
Poor master.
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Here. Come over here
and be comfortable.
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Lie down.
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Put your feet up.
Uh-huh.
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And, uh, here is your newspaper.
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And... here's the rest
of your martini.
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Wow.
Thanks, Jeannie.
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I've made a special dish
for your dinner.
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And you will never guess
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what I have waiting for you
in the kitchen.
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Your mother.
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Well, yes.
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Your mother!
You can't be serious!
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Yes...
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What are you talking...?
No...
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I can't even explain you,
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much less your mother.
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She will only be here
for a few days.
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I don't care if she's
here for a few hours.
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You send her back!
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Well, she eats very little,
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and I will take
good care of her.
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You... You can't even
take care of yourself.
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[SHEEP BLEATS]
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Ahh!
Ahh!
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Oh.
[BLEATS]
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Oh, master, I am so sorry.
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I, uh... I know you must
find this a little strange.
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Strange? No. No.
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It... It's not strange
at all,
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falling over a sheep
in your own living room.
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No, I don't think it's strange.
Come on.
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[GASPS]
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Take your hands off
that sheep, infidel.
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It is for the wedding feast.
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The wedding fe...?
No... The wedding feast?
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Did you tell her
we're getting married?
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Certainly not, master.
That would be a lie.
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That's right.
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Because I'm not marrying you.
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That's right.
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I'm going to marry Roger.
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She's gonna marry Roger.
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You're...
You're not serious.
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Well, I...
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Of course she is serious.
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Of course I am serious.
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Yeah, but you can't marry Roger.
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And why not?
He loves her.
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Well, yes.
Why not?
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He loves me.
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Because... Because I'd
miss you, that's why.
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Oh. Oh, and I would
miss thee too.
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Then you're not
gonna marry Roger?
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The sheep is already here.
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Perhaps you can think
of another solution.
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How about lamb chops for dinner?
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I will marry him.
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I-I wouldn't put that wedding
dress back on just yet
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if I were you.
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Roger's pretty unpredictable.
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As a matter of fact,
around the base
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he's known as "Old Fickle."
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Fickle!
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[GIGGLES]
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Oh, Mama, I think it is working.
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He is jealous.
[DOOR CLOSES]
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What shall I do next?
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That does not worry me,
little pigeon.
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What worries me is
what he will do next.
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Oh.
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Hi, Roge.
What's the good word?
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The good word is yes.
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I ran into Jeannie,
popped the question,
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and she said she would
marry me. Me!
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Did she really?
Well, congratulations.
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From now on, it's
marriage-a-go-go.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Couldn't... Couldn't
happen to a finer guy.
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We're meeting for lunch.
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We're going over our plans.
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Yeah. I'll bet
her parents were delirious
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when they found out Jeannie
got a catch like you.
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Well, I, uh...
I haven't met her parents yet.
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Oh, they're out of town, huh?
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Well, I... I don't know.
I-I suppose so. It's...
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Well, where are they when you
pick Jeannie up at her house?
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Well, I-I've never been to
Jeannie's house before. It's...
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Well, where do you meet?
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In front of the public library.
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Well, she must have a house.
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Or your gonna be married
at the return book counter.
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[LAUGHS]
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You know, until
you mentioned it,
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I never really gave her parents
or her home a thought.
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Well, parents... homes...
What's the difference?
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The important thing is,
you love her.
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That's right.
That's the imp...
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Right. And you'll have
plenty of opportunity
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to get to know her parents
once you're married,
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and they move in with you.
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M-move in?
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Oh, you know, when they
come to visit. Oh.
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Oh, boy, all you have to do
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is take a look at that girl
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and know that
her parents have to be
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fine, intelligent people.
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No. She wasn't brought up
by... By convicts
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or counterfeiters, you know.
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I think fine, intelligent people
would like to meet
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the man their daughter's
gonna marry.
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Yeah.
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Well... Th... There's
all kinds of good reasons
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why they haven't met you yet.
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Uh. Well,
for instance, uh...
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Uh...
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No.
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Or, uh, they might have,
uh, been, uh...
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[SIGHS]
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Well, no...
I'll tell you what.
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It's possible.
It's just...
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[SIGHS]
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The important thing is
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you're marrying
a wonderful girl.
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That's the important thing.
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Yes. I'll see you
later, Roge.
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Maybe we'll get a chance to
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crack a bottle
of champagne tonight, huh?
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[MUTTERING TO HIMSELF]
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Well, there are many,
uh, good reasons
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why I haven't met her parents.
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You know, they could've
been out of...
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Probably... Well,
they are probably, uh...
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It's very easy to, uh...
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Convicts and counterfeiters?
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I do not understand it.
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All during lunch
Roger kept insisting.
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How can I invite him to my house
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when I do not have one?
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And worse yet, you do not
have parents either.
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Oh.
I have you, Mama.
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And I could send for Papa.
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I would be proud
to have Roger meet you.
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No, no, little one.
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We are peasants
from the old country.
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One look at us, and there
goeth the ballgame.
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[LAUGHS]
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Where did you
learn that expression?
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From watching that box
you call television.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[GASPS]
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I know what you need.
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The American mama
you see on television.
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The one who keeps comparing
hands with her daughter.
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You think so, Mama?
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I'm certain of it.
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And for the father, get yourself
that nice fellow who...
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Who seems to have so much
trouble with his sinuses.
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Mama. I'm so glad
I sent for you.
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And I know just where I'm going
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to get the house too.
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[GIGGLES]
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Oh...
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Oh, there is my master.
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Well, Mama, how's
every little thing?
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You dare to show your face here?
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Look who's talking.
It's my house.
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00:10:08,616 --> 00:10:11,251
And I suppose it was not you
who persuaded Roger to insist
257
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,712
upon meeting my daughter's
parents and seeing her home.
258
00:10:13,608 --> 00:10:15,075
Well, I, uh...
259
00:10:15,016 --> 00:10:16,750
I suppose I did
drop a hint or two.
260
00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,547
Is... Is Jeannie
terribly disappointed
261
00:10:18,472 --> 00:10:20,073
about her marriage
being called off?
262
00:10:20,009 --> 00:10:21,443
Wait and see.
263
00:10:21,385 --> 00:10:22,665
[DOORBELL RINGS]
264
00:10:25,769 --> 00:10:26,769
Yes?
265
00:10:26,729 --> 00:10:27,796
Oh, hello, sir.
266
00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:28,920
I can only stay a moment.
267
00:10:28,874 --> 00:10:30,708
I just want to say hello
to my new neighbor.
268
00:10:30,634 --> 00:10:32,335
Uh... Oh, you bought
a house around here?
269
00:10:32,266 --> 00:10:33,599
Oh, not a house.
270
00:10:33,546 --> 00:10:35,414
The vacant lot across
the street from you.
271
00:10:35,338 --> 00:10:36,939
Uh, Mrs. Bellows and I
are gonna start
272
00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:38,142
building very shortly.
273
00:10:38,091 --> 00:10:40,258
Well, you can always borrow
a cup of sugar here.
274
00:10:40,170 --> 00:10:42,405
May the vultures descend
275
00:10:42,315 --> 00:10:44,850
and pick your bones.
276
00:10:46,732 --> 00:10:47,798
Uh...
277
00:10:47,755 --> 00:10:48,756
[STAMMERS]
278
00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:50,015
My housekeeper.
279
00:10:49,963 --> 00:10:52,332
We had a little argument
this morning about her salary.
280
00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:53,302
She, uh, wanted a raise.
281
00:10:53,260 --> 00:10:55,027
And I wouldn't give
it to her, you know.
282
00:11:00,940 --> 00:11:04,143
"May the vultures descend
and pick your bones."
283
00:11:06,061 --> 00:11:07,795
Well... she's
a poor loser.
284
00:11:07,725 --> 00:11:08,825
[SHEEP BLEATS]
285
00:11:12,013 --> 00:11:13,614
[BLEATS]
286
00:11:24,271 --> 00:11:27,206
And I was worried about
moving in with a hamster.
287
00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:38,268
[SIGHS]
288
00:11:38,224 --> 00:11:40,458
Oh! Hi, Jeannie.
289
00:11:40,368 --> 00:11:42,870
How... How was
your lunch with Roger?
290
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:45,170
He's very anxious
to meet my parents.
291
00:11:45,073 --> 00:11:46,940
Oh, well, that's...
That's too bad.
292
00:11:46,864 --> 00:11:48,765
So he's going to meet Mama.
293
00:11:48,688 --> 00:11:49,722
Hm.
294
00:11:49,681 --> 00:11:50,881
And Papa too.
295
00:11:50,833 --> 00:11:52,000
Ah.
296
00:11:51,953 --> 00:11:53,721
Your pa...
Your papa's here too?
297
00:11:53,650 --> 00:11:55,483
Oh, not yet.
298
00:11:55,409 --> 00:11:58,278
Captain Healey is going to
meet them at my house.
299
00:11:58,162 --> 00:11:59,228
[STAMMERS]
300
00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:00,185
This is your house.
301
00:12:00,145 --> 00:12:01,380
I mean, this is your house.
302
00:12:01,331 --> 00:12:03,332
Oh, not today, master.
303
00:12:03,251 --> 00:12:05,051
I have my own home.
304
00:12:04,978 --> 00:12:06,545
Huh?
Uh...
305
00:12:06,482 --> 00:12:08,016
[PHONE RINGS]
306
00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:13,475
Yes?
307
00:12:13,971 --> 00:12:16,840
Oh, hi, Roge.
308
00:12:16,724 --> 00:12:19,893
What do you mean, you're gonna
meet her parents at her home?
309
00:12:19,764 --> 00:12:22,165
Oh, no. No. No, no.
310
00:12:22,068 --> 00:12:23,168
I'm not upset.
311
00:12:23,124 --> 00:12:25,225
I'm not upset at all.
Heh.
312
00:12:25,140 --> 00:12:27,942
Hey, l-listen. Where did
you say, uh, she lives?
313
00:12:29,301 --> 00:12:31,034
Across the street from my house?
314
00:12:34,389 --> 00:12:36,757
Well...
Well, that's impossible.
315
00:12:36,661 --> 00:12:38,795
Well, there's a vacant lot
across the street.
316
00:12:54,743 --> 00:12:56,711
Listen, Roger.
When I say there's a vacant lot
317
00:12:56,631 --> 00:12:58,765
across the street,
I mean there's a house on it.
318
00:13:07,864 --> 00:13:09,430
Jeannie.
319
00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:11,669
Jeannie.
Jeannie, where are you?
320
00:13:11,576 --> 00:13:13,210
Jeannie?
Oh...
321
00:13:13,144 --> 00:13:14,177
Jeannie!
Now, you...
322
00:13:14,136 --> 00:13:15,737
You take that house
right out of here.
323
00:13:15,673 --> 00:13:16,740
I'm not taking...
324
00:13:16,697 --> 00:13:18,864
You're not gonna
get away with this!
325
00:13:18,776 --> 00:13:19,843
Jeannie!
326
00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:30,243
Jeannie.
Jeannie, open up.
327
00:13:30,970 --> 00:13:32,137
Jeannie, come on.
328
00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:34,024
Take this house
down this minute. Now...
329
00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:36,181
Are you expected?
330
00:13:36,090 --> 00:13:37,824
Oh, boy.
331
00:13:37,755 --> 00:13:39,289
Jeannie!
Jeannie!
332
00:13:39,227 --> 00:13:40,861
If you will leave your card,
333
00:13:40,795 --> 00:13:43,363
I will tell
my daughter you called.
334
00:13:44,219 --> 00:13:45,353
Jeannie, where are you?
335
00:13:56,541 --> 00:13:59,776
Ah, good afternoon,
Mr. Nelson.
336
00:13:59,645 --> 00:14:01,445
Teresa, will you please pour.
337
00:14:01,372 --> 00:14:02,873
Mr. Nelson a cup of tea.
338
00:14:03,996 --> 00:14:06,565
Teresa?
339
00:14:06,461 --> 00:14:07,961
Jeannie, I want you
to stop this nonsense,
340
00:14:07,901 --> 00:14:08,934
and I mean...
I mean it.
341
00:14:08,893 --> 00:14:10,294
I want you to
come home right now.
342
00:14:10,237 --> 00:14:12,638
I cannot ask you to
stay very long, Mr. Nelson.
343
00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:15,143
My fianc� is coming to meet
Mummy and Daddy.
344
00:14:15,038 --> 00:14:16,672
Mummy and Da... Daddy?
345
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,908
You mean, you whipped up
some phony parents too?
346
00:14:18,815 --> 00:14:20,649
Uh-huh.
The kind you see on television.
347
00:14:20,575 --> 00:14:22,208
It was Mama's suggestion.
348
00:14:22,142 --> 00:14:23,510
What do you think you're doing?
349
00:14:23,455 --> 00:14:24,722
You won't get away with this!
350
00:14:24,671 --> 00:14:26,137
Oh, thanks.
I don't want any tea.
351
00:14:26,078 --> 00:14:27,346
I don't want any tea.
352
00:14:27,295 --> 00:14:29,496
You must calm yourself, master.
You are very upset.
353
00:14:29,407 --> 00:14:30,774
You're darn right I'm upset.
354
00:14:30,719 --> 00:14:33,454
And I have every reason
in the world to be upset. Uh...
355
00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:35,011
Well, it's quite
a large lot, general.
356
00:14:34,943 --> 00:14:37,145
Just across the street from
Captain Nelson's house.
357
00:14:37,056 --> 00:14:38,056
Oh, really?
Mm.
358
00:14:38,017 --> 00:14:39,884
[LAUGHING]
359
00:14:39,808 --> 00:14:41,275
It...
360
00:14:41,216 --> 00:14:43,484
It's Dr. Bellows,
and it's General Hadley.
361
00:14:43,392 --> 00:14:45,960
They're coming down the street.
They're coming right here.
362
00:14:45,856 --> 00:14:48,224
Oh, well, I will be
delighted to meet them.
363
00:14:48,129 --> 00:14:50,531
Oh no, you...
No, you don't understand.
364
00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:51,433
You see...
365
00:14:51,393 --> 00:14:53,727
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
366
00:14:53,633 --> 00:14:56,302
Dr. Bellows, he just
bought this lot.
367
00:14:56,194 --> 00:14:57,661
And he knows.
He just...
368
00:14:57,602 --> 00:14:59,103
He knows there's no house on it.
369
00:14:59,042 --> 00:15:00,175
[BOTH LAUGH]
370
00:15:00,130 --> 00:15:01,630
And he's gonna
want me to explain.
371
00:15:01,570 --> 00:15:04,039
And there is no explanation.
372
00:15:03,939 --> 00:15:06,373
Jeannie, do you want me
to plead insanity?
373
00:15:06,274 --> 00:15:09,476
Please, master.
Relax.
374
00:15:09,346 --> 00:15:11,781
I would never do
anything to hurt you.
375
00:15:21,924 --> 00:15:24,358
Good afternoon, Captain Nelson.
376
00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:27,329
Good afternoon, General Hadley.
377
00:15:27,204 --> 00:15:29,973
Captain, do you always drink tea
378
00:15:29,861 --> 00:15:31,562
in the middle of a vacant lot?
379
00:15:31,494 --> 00:15:33,227
Well, sir,
it was such a lovely afternoon,
380
00:15:33,157 --> 00:15:35,192
I thought I'd have
my tea out here...
381
00:15:35,109 --> 00:15:36,809
among the wildflowers.
382
00:15:38,534 --> 00:15:40,968
Do you do this often,
Captain Nelson?
383
00:15:40,869 --> 00:15:44,005
When I want to commune with
nature, sir...
384
00:15:43,878 --> 00:15:44,878
like Thoreau.
385
00:15:44,838 --> 00:15:46,372
Thoreau.
386
00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:48,711
Yes, yes. He used to
do it all the time.
387
00:15:53,510 --> 00:15:54,710
Ah.
388
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,030
Well, I'd better go home
389
00:15:55,975 --> 00:15:57,341
and tend my sheep.
390
00:16:01,736 --> 00:16:02,836
Sheep.
391
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:05,494
I'd keep an eye
on that man, doctor.
392
00:16:05,384 --> 00:16:07,585
Oh, I do, sir, all the time.
393
00:16:07,496 --> 00:16:09,197
He's done a number
of strange things,
394
00:16:09,129 --> 00:16:11,796
but I've never caught him
weed-sitting before.
395
00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:21,847
Oh. Good evening,
doctor.
396
00:16:21,769 --> 00:16:23,436
Uh, general.
397
00:16:23,369 --> 00:16:25,337
You're working late,
Captain Healey?
398
00:16:25,257 --> 00:16:26,458
Uh, yes, I had a few, uh,
399
00:16:26,410 --> 00:16:27,576
data reports to finish up.
400
00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:28,830
I've got a big night planned.
401
00:16:28,777 --> 00:16:30,879
I may be a little late
coming in tomorrow morning.
402
00:16:30,794 --> 00:16:33,061
Well, just see that Captain
Nelson is in before dawn.
403
00:16:32,970 --> 00:16:34,638
He's been under
quite a strain lately.
404
00:16:34,571 --> 00:16:36,172
Well, I'm not
seeing Captain Nelson.
405
00:16:36,107 --> 00:16:37,740
I'm going to
my fianc�e's for dinner.
406
00:16:37,674 --> 00:16:38,674
But I might see him.
407
00:16:38,634 --> 00:16:40,102
He lives right
across the street.
408
00:16:40,043 --> 00:16:41,043
Across the street?
409
00:16:41,003 --> 00:16:42,303
There...
410
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,218
There's no house there.
That's my vacant lot.
411
00:16:44,139 --> 00:16:45,474
That can't be a vacant lot.
412
00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:47,521
Well, it is when people
aren't drinking tea on it.
413
00:16:47,436 --> 00:16:49,337
The number is 1140 Oak Road.
414
00:16:49,261 --> 00:16:50,260
Well, general...
415
00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:51,654
Good...
Doctor.
416
00:16:51,596 --> 00:16:52,730
Have a nice evening.
417
00:16:52,685 --> 00:16:54,251
1140.
418
00:16:54,188 --> 00:16:56,790
That's the address
of my property.
419
00:16:56,684 --> 00:16:59,886
He's having dinner
in a vacant lot.
420
00:16:59,756 --> 00:17:02,191
Better keep an eye on him too.
421
00:17:02,093 --> 00:17:04,394
One weed-sitter in
a space program is enough.
422
00:17:08,174 --> 00:17:09,675
There we are.
423
00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:12,115
Now, after Roger has met
your parents... Yes.
424
00:17:12,014 --> 00:17:13,481
And you have had dinner,
425
00:17:13,422 --> 00:17:15,890
then sit in the chair
by the window with him.
426
00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:18,159
W-why the chair
by the window, Mama?
427
00:17:18,063 --> 00:17:20,464
Because across the street
your master will be watching,
428
00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:22,134
and be sick with jealousy.
429
00:17:22,063 --> 00:17:23,464
Oh! Ha-ha!
430
00:17:23,407 --> 00:17:24,473
[DOORBELL RINGS]
431
00:17:24,431 --> 00:17:25,598
Oh. There's Roger.
432
00:17:25,551 --> 00:17:27,753
Good. Bring out
your parents.
433
00:17:39,248 --> 00:17:40,582
What do you think, Mama?
434
00:17:40,529 --> 00:17:42,463
There is something missing.
435
00:17:42,385 --> 00:17:43,585
But they look just like
436
00:17:43,537 --> 00:17:46,071
the people on
television commercials.
437
00:17:45,968 --> 00:17:48,328
She should have blond hair.
438
00:17:48,913 --> 00:17:49,979
Mm-hm.
439
00:17:53,329 --> 00:17:54,609
That's better.
440
00:17:55,345 --> 00:17:57,745
He should look
more like he has money.
441
00:18:02,386 --> 00:18:03,786
What do you think?
442
00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:05,998
I think you are ready for Roger.
443
00:18:05,906 --> 00:18:07,940
Oh. Yes.
444
00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:14,538
Hi, Jeannie.
445
00:18:14,483 --> 00:18:15,750
Good evening, Roger.
446
00:18:15,699 --> 00:18:17,533
I would like you
to meet my parents.
447
00:18:17,459 --> 00:18:20,028
Mummy and Daddy, this is Roger.
448
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,692
Hello. I've been
looking forward to, uh,
449
00:18:21,621 --> 00:18:23,421
meeting you two
for quite some time.
450
00:18:23,348 --> 00:18:25,783
When my daughter told me
she was engaged, I said,
451
00:18:25,684 --> 00:18:29,053
"Darling, blonds
do have more fun."
452
00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:31,486
My wife used to be
a ratty brunette.
453
00:18:31,382 --> 00:18:36,319
WOMAN: Is your hair streaked
with dingy, unattractive gray?
454
00:18:36,118 --> 00:18:37,418
Mine was.
455
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:41,802
But then I learned
about... Streakaway.
456
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,657
MAN: Now I can't resist
asking her to dance.
457
00:18:44,534 --> 00:18:45,533
Would you?
458
00:18:45,493 --> 00:18:47,128
Love to.
459
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,596
Do you like my mummy and daddy?
460
00:18:52,503 --> 00:18:53,503
Yeah, they're a...
461
00:18:53,463 --> 00:18:54,997
very, very romantic couple.
462
00:18:54,935 --> 00:18:57,037
I was just telling
your daughter how much in love
463
00:18:56,952 --> 00:18:58,352
you two seem to be.
464
00:18:58,296 --> 00:18:59,729
Why wouldn't I be?
465
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:01,572
Her hands are
as soft now as they were
466
00:19:01,495 --> 00:19:02,829
when we were first married.
467
00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:06,112
WOMAN: I never use any
harsh detergents.
468
00:19:05,976 --> 00:19:08,778
My daughter and I have used
the same soap to wash dishes
469
00:19:08,665 --> 00:19:12,534
for years, and my hands
are as soft as hers.
470
00:19:12,377 --> 00:19:14,845
Would you care to make
the comparison test?
471
00:19:16,313 --> 00:19:18,247
They're lovely.
Both hands.
472
00:19:18,169 --> 00:19:19,437
Have you noticed,
473
00:19:19,386 --> 00:19:21,320
they both have
lovely smiles too?
474
00:19:21,242 --> 00:19:22,976
WOMAN: I'm not afraid
to smile anymore
475
00:19:22,906 --> 00:19:26,141
since I started using Grippo.
476
00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:29,312
Now, I don't have to be afraid
my dentures will fall out.
477
00:19:29,178 --> 00:19:31,738
Let us all sit down
and get acquainted.
478
00:19:35,579 --> 00:19:36,846
[CHUCKLES]
479
00:19:39,644 --> 00:19:43,346
Why don't you sit here,
beside Jeannie?
480
00:19:43,195 --> 00:19:44,762
Won't that, uh, be a little,
481
00:19:44,699 --> 00:19:46,067
ahem, crowded?
482
00:19:46,012 --> 00:19:47,545
We're not afraid
of being in crowds.
483
00:19:47,484 --> 00:19:49,185
We're protected for 32 hours.
484
00:19:49,116 --> 00:19:50,316
I use
the roll-on.
485
00:19:50,268 --> 00:19:51,535
I use the spray.
486
00:19:51,484 --> 00:19:53,318
I could use a martini.
487
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,594
Here you are.
488
00:19:58,845 --> 00:20:00,045
Hm.
489
00:20:10,717 --> 00:20:11,850
[TIRES SCREECH]
490
00:20:35,329 --> 00:20:36,495
[KNOCKS]
491
00:20:38,624 --> 00:20:40,191
Dr. Bellows.
Great Scott.
492
00:20:40,128 --> 00:20:42,568
Captain Nelson, it's you.
493
00:20:42,977 --> 00:20:45,645
If it wasn't you,
that would mean...
494
00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:47,538
that I was on the wrong street.
495
00:20:47,457 --> 00:20:48,658
I beg your pardon, sir.
496
00:20:48,610 --> 00:20:50,010
Now, captain, since both of us
497
00:20:49,953 --> 00:20:51,153
are basically scientists,
498
00:20:51,105 --> 00:20:52,906
we know that
it's entirely possible,
499
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,868
with modern methods of
prefabrication,
500
00:20:54,785 --> 00:20:56,686
to build a house
within twenty minutes.
501
00:20:56,610 --> 00:20:58,644
You believe that,
don't you, captain?
502
00:20:58,562 --> 00:21:00,163
No, sir.
I don't either.
503
00:21:06,050 --> 00:21:07,250
If you look across the street,
504
00:21:07,202 --> 00:21:09,971
you'll see a house
on my vacant lot.
505
00:21:09,859 --> 00:21:11,893
What house is that, sir?
506
00:21:11,811 --> 00:21:13,178
Don't humor me, captain.
507
00:21:13,123 --> 00:21:15,224
When I tell you there's
a house across the street,
508
00:21:15,139 --> 00:21:16,540
I mean there's a...
509
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,285
A vacant lot.
510
00:21:20,996 --> 00:21:23,830
With Captain Healey
sitting in the middle of it.
511
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,917
Captain Healey, sir?
512
00:21:30,277 --> 00:21:31,577
Hm?
513
00:21:36,742 --> 00:21:39,711
I think I'll go home
and lie down.
514
00:21:40,614 --> 00:21:42,415
That might be best, sir.
515
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,643
And everything you've
said tonight will, of course,
516
00:21:44,550 --> 00:21:46,518
remain strictly between us.
517
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:03,860
[SIGHS]
518
00:22:03,816 --> 00:22:05,450
Thank you, Jeannie.
519
00:22:07,337 --> 00:22:09,238
I knew you wouldn't let me down.
520
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,827
You are pleased with me, master.
521
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,828
I certainly am pleased with you.
522
00:22:12,744 --> 00:22:14,645
Well, then may I invite
a friend over?
523
00:22:14,569 --> 00:22:15,869
[LAUGHS]
524
00:22:15,816 --> 00:22:18,176
Yeah, you can invite over
anybody you want to.
525
00:22:19,914 --> 00:22:22,716
We are gathered here today
to join this man
526
00:22:22,602 --> 00:22:25,603
and this woman
in holy matrimony.
527
00:22:31,946 --> 00:22:35,148
Oh, good morning, Roge.
How are you feeling?
528
00:22:35,018 --> 00:22:36,819
Terrible.
529
00:22:36,746 --> 00:22:38,847
Oh, boy. Terrible.
530
00:22:38,762 --> 00:22:40,930
What a...
What a night. Phew.
531
00:22:40,843 --> 00:22:42,177
Yeah?
Well, what happened?
532
00:22:42,123 --> 00:22:43,924
Did you meet Jeannie's
mother and father?
533
00:22:43,852 --> 00:22:45,019
Yeah, I met them all right.
534
00:22:44,972 --> 00:22:47,273
It was like tuning into
a commercial, you know.
535
00:22:47,180 --> 00:22:49,047
Now, don't get me wrong.
They were great, you know.
536
00:22:48,971 --> 00:22:51,073
Real backbone of America.
537
00:22:50,988 --> 00:22:52,555
What's so terrible about that?
538
00:22:52,492 --> 00:22:54,326
Me.
539
00:22:54,252 --> 00:22:56,454
Boy, I must have been
on liquid oxygen.
540
00:22:56,365 --> 00:22:58,865
You know, I got so smashed,
I blacked out,
541
00:22:58,764 --> 00:23:01,600
wandered outside of the house
and wound up in a vacant lot.
542
00:23:02,317 --> 00:23:04,085
No.
Yeah.
543
00:23:04,013 --> 00:23:05,480
Boy, she must really
be sore at me.
544
00:23:05,421 --> 00:23:08,924
I went back there to apologize
to her today, and she moved.
545
00:23:08,782 --> 00:23:10,749
I mean she moved.
The whole house was gone.
546
00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:14,991
Now I have to start looking
for her all over again.
547
00:23:14,862 --> 00:23:16,863
Well... good luck, Roge.
548
00:23:18,318 --> 00:23:19,786
Good luck.
Yeah.
549
00:23:20,783 --> 00:23:21,783
[SIGHS]
550
00:23:22,959 --> 00:23:25,594
Look, uh, Tony, if you, uh,
run across her, uh,
551
00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:26,753
maybe you could let me know.
552
00:23:26,703 --> 00:23:27,703
Uh, if you, uh...
553
00:23:27,663 --> 00:23:28,798
Sure, Roge.
554
00:23:28,752 --> 00:23:30,052
Sure.
555
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,200
It's a...
556
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