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[YAWNS]

Oh, boy.

Uh, Jeannie.

Jeannie, bedtime.

Bottle time.

You're going to bed so early, master?

Huh? Oh, yes.

Yeah, I got a rough day tomorrow.

Those, uh, Russian cosmonauts are coming in.

Ah. Have a good sleep, master.

I am going out.

You're going out? Where?

I have a date.

Captain Healey is going to pick me up

in front of the public library.

Now, now, wait a minute. We've be...

Been all through this before.

You... You can't go out with Captain Healey.

He's turned in his wolf suit. Ha-ha. He wants to marry you.

Hm. I know. Yeah, well, he can't.

Why not? I am single.

Yeah, well...

you've been single for 2000 years.

Well, that is just it.

I do not wish to be an old maid.

All right, look, Jeannie.

I-I can't let you do this to my best friend.

Uh... He's only read Omar Khayy�m.

You used to sit in his tent and drink wine with him.

Well, I would not be going out with your best friend

if I was married to his best friend.

Yes. Jeannie, we've been through that too.

Oh, there would be many advantages

to being married to me, master.

For instance:

Huh? Really?

[BOTH LAUGHING]

What are you trying to prove?

Well, this is the biggest advantage of all.

When you are old, I will still look like this,

and you will not have to chase young girls.

Huh? Oh. Ah! Ah!

[BOTH LAUGHING]

All right, Jeannie. I'm aware of the fringe benefits.

But I'm not ready to get married yet.

[SIGHS] Oh, very well.

I have waited for 2000 years.

I suppose I can wait a while longer.

Well, sure you can. In the meantime,

you won't go out with Captain Healey, right?

If it will make you happy.

And if you promise

not to go out with other girls.

Right. No other girls?

I'm a bachelor. Of course I'll go...

Goodbye, master. You got a deal.

In that case...

[GIGGLES]

Good night, master.

[YAWNS]

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Even if I did marry her,

how would I ever get in that bottle?

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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

The general will be right with you.

Thank you, sergeant.

Tony, you've got to help me find Jeannie.

She vanished into thin air again.

Well, I don't know what I can do, Roge.

I see her once and d-disappears.

A woman just can't vanish into a puff of smoke.

Roger, with women, logic will get you nowhere.

Well, I'll tell you, I got... I gotta find her.

I'm going crazy. You see this...

Look at that. Isn't that...?

TONY: Hey, that's a lot of carats.

I was gonna put it on her finger last night,

but what does she do?

She stands me up in front of the public library.

Well, if you want my advice, you forget her.

I don't want your advice. I want Jeannie.

Good morning, gentlemen.

TONY: Good morning, sir. ROGER: General.

The Russian cosmonauts are with Dr. Bellows now.

They'll join us in a moment.

The State Department has invited Majors Posnofsky and Tiomkin

here as a gesture of good will.

They'll be staying at my hotel for two days.

You gentlemen will be their hosts and entertain them.

Uh, what type of entertainment would you suggest, sir?

Their stay will be brief,

but we'd like them to leave impressed with the flavor

and the majesty of our great country.

So keep them away from the Watusi festival

and the strip joints.

Good morning, gentlemen.

Good morning, sir.

ROGER: Colonel.

Captain Nelson, Captain Healey.

Major Tiomkin and Major Posnofsky.

How do you do?

[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]

Thank you.

Captain Healey and Capt. Nelson will do everything

to make your stay a pleasant one.

Captain Healey,

you'll be in charge of Major Posnofsky.

Captain Nelson, Major Tiomkin.

My pleasure, major.

Mine too.

GENERAL: I think it's about time

for our tour around the base, right, Dr. Bellows?

The photographers are waiting outside.

Right this way.

The press has been swarming

for an interview with you cosmonauts.

[TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

Captain, I am very direct person.

From moment I see you, I say, this cat is for me.

Cat? Da.

Oh. Oh, yes. Well...

Uh, Major Tiomkin, I... Sonya, big daddy.

I'm sorry I have to leave you alone tonight, Jeannie.

Oh, I understand.

You have this Major Tiomkin to take care of.

Yes. Yes, I certainly do.

I would only be in the way.

You, uh... You might, yeah.

We'll probably spend the evening discussing aerodynamics

and playing chess.

Well, I will stay home and watch television.

It is more fun than a flying carpet.

Ah. Good, good.

Well... off to an evening of chess.

[GIGGLES]

Master... Yeah?

What does this Major Tiomkin look like?

Oh, you know, all eyebrows, heavyset.

Average Russian.

[JEANNIE'S VOICE] Something like this?

Yeah.

Well, yes.

Uh, he has a little more hair than that.

Uh. Well, he doesn't have a beard.

Does he look like this?

Well, you're getting close, but, uh,

his physique is a little different.

Like this...?

Yeah, yeah.

That's more like it, all right.

[CHUCKLING]

Jeannie. Please, I can explain.

Well, there's nothing to explain.

You have broken your promise.

N... I didn't break my promise.

General Barkley broke my promise.

He ordered me to take out...

Play chess? Huh?

Huh. Which one of you will make the first move?

He gets his orders from the State Department.

Now, try to understand why I have to take out Sonya.

Mmm! Major Tiomkin.

Of course, master.

And please try to understand

why I must go out with Captain Healey.

No... That's different. Good night, master.

You're being childish.

[DOORBELL RINGS] Wait, wait, wait, wait!

That's, uh.. That's General Barkley.

At least get back in the bottle until he's gone, please.

Hm, very well.

I would not want you in trouble.

Thanks.

Now, if it's not General Barkley, I'm, uh...

I'm gonna leave you in there until you cool off.

I'll let you out in... two or three days.

Would you cut that out, huh?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Oh, hi, Roge. Ready for the hands

across the sea bit?

TONY: Uh, yeah. Yup.

ROGER: You better grab a raincoat.

Cocoa Beach is having California weather.

Oh. All right.

Oh, boy, I tell you...

Are you sure you don't have

Jeannie's phone number around here someplace?

TONY: Positive.

ROGER: You know, on my way here,

I stopped by the library

hoping she'd be there.

I got a feeling I'm going out of my mind.

TONY: Look, Roge, you have a little black book with names

from Abigail to Zelda. Forget about Jeannie.

I can't forget her. I'm gonna find her

if I have to spend the rest of my life

standing in front of the public library.

Roge... Look, you got the girl.

You're in a hurry. Yeah.

It was wonderful night, Tony.

I wish it could go on forever.

We shake this cube, Posnofsky,

and then we really kick it around, nyet?

Well, Sonya, I... Ooh! Sly dog. What?

Give me hour, and then we scooby-dooby at my pad, eh?

Why did she do that?

Maybe she knew what I was thinking.

Yeah.

Why don't you come in. We'll have drink.

Nyet, Sonya.

Thank you, gentlemen, for interesting evening.

Good night.

Yeah, as a matter of fact, I have to be running along too.

What's the rush?

Well, I have to look in on this friend of mine.

When I left, uh, this friend earlier this evening,

he was, uh, rather upset.

I'll see you tomorrow. Good night.

Good night, Captain Nelson.

Captain, you have American cigarette?

Amer-American cigarette?

[SIGHS]

Oh, it's beautiful bottle.

It's... It's in my raincoat, but that's not my bottle.

It's very unusual.

You really like it?

Mm.

Yours.

Oh, thank you.

Wait till I show this to my friends in Russia.

You Americans are very generous.

Ah! Well, I better be going.

I have to drop in at the library.

I'm looking for a friend, and, uh...

Marvelous. I'm very sleepy myself.

It's been such a long day.

[YAWNS]

[SOFT BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO]

Jeannie.

Jeannie!

Look what I brought you.

Jeannie?

Where is your bottle?

Jeannie.

Now, come on. Stop kidding around.

I-I know you're angry, but...

Look, darling, I-I... I know you're angry at me.

If you'll just come out, I'll explain everything.

Darling... come out, wherever you are... Roger.

Who are you talking to? Nobody.

You call nobody "darling"?

I was talking to myself. You know how it is.

You call yourself "darling."

I know you love you, but...

What are you doing here anyway?

I figured out where you might have

Jeannie's number. Forget it!

Remember when you wrote phone numbers on the wall

beside the kitchen phone? That's new wallpaper there.

We can rip it all off, see.

I can't rip any wallpaper down. I lost a bottle.

A bottle? A bottle!

That's funny. I found one tonight.

Huh? You what?

Yeah, it was about this high:

Right out of Antiquesville.

Yeah, yeah. That's it.

Found it in my raincoat pocket.

[SIGHS] Oh, Roge.

You're a lifesaver. Hand it over.

Too late. Sonya liked it, so I gave it to her.

You what?

Was there anything wrong there?

Was there anything wrong?!

That bottle's in the hands of the Russians!

Whoever has that bottle can rule the world.

Oh, I'm sorry.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

I was sure you would come.

I got home, Sonya, and I said...

why fight it?

I do not wish to fight.

Do you like to dance?

Crazy.

[SLOW BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]

Tonight is the memory I take back to Russia.

I won't forget tonight myself.

You A-okay dancer.

I improvise as I go along.

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

[WHISPERING] It's probably Posnofsky.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Oh, good evening.

Good evening, Major Tiomkin.

I have tomorrow's itinerary here for you.

Captain Nelson, you still here?

Oh, yes, yes. I was just leaving, sir.

But Captain Nelson, you've just come back.

Just come back? Where were you?

Sir... I had to look in on a sick friend.

As a matter of fact, I better go see

how this friend of mine is doing right now.

Oh, please.

We still have so much to talk about.

Oh, well... No, I'd really better be running.

This friend of mine could kick up quite a fuss.

But the evening is just beginning.

My bottle.

You're taking my bottle.

Well... You took her bottle?

Uh, no, sir. No, sir.

Captain Healey gave it to her.

It's really my bottle.

Well, if it's yours,

I consider it even more precious gift.

[CHUCKLES] Oh, well,

it's not exactly a gift.

Give her back the bottle, captain.

I can't, sir. I... We'll buy you another one.

Sonya, I'd love to give it, but it's an heirloom.

It's been in the family for generations.

You do not come back to see Sonya.

You come back for bottle. No.

Well, if that's how Americans treat their guests, keep it.

Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.

Give her back the bottle! Oh, sir.

Our government would consider it an honor

if you would keep the bottle. It wouldn't.

Believe me, it wouldn't. I'm not...

Captain Nelson, I'd like a word with you.

Yes, but... Good night, major.

Sonya... Major. Hey!

Capitalist!

They warned me about American vodka.

You are my new mistress, master...

My new master, mistress.

Oh! It talks.

I am at your command. You may have anything you wish.

I-I wish I don't drink so much vodka.

Who are you?

I am your genie.

Whoever has the bottle commands me.

It's practical joke.

It is true.

I can grant you any wish.

Any wish?

[TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

[WHISPERING] I test you.

Make Captain Nelson kick General Barkley.

Oh, no, master.

You would not want to do that.

Can you do it? Well, of course I can...

Do it.

Oh, forgive me, ex-master.

Yes, sir. Doctor, you can understand...

You kicked a general!

No, no, I didn't, sir. Well, I...

I-I know it looked like I did, but I...

You see, it's the foot at the end of the leg.

You see, I haven't been able to control it

since I walked in space.

He did it.

[GASPS]

Just so I am sure,

make him kick Dr. Bellows.

Oh, I'm sorry, ex-master.

I was just...

Well, there goes that foot again.

GENERAL: Dr. Bellows,

I want you to give this man a complete examination tomorrow.

And if there's nothing wrong with him,

he's mine. All mine.

But, sir, I-I... Good night, captain!

Good night, sir. Uh... Hm.

Doctor, I'm sure there's an e-explanation...

Sonya. Hey, Sonya, wait.

Wait a minute, Sonya.

Hey.

Let me in, huh? I'll tell you what.

I'll give you $100 for the bottle.

[KNOCKING] Sonya? Let me in.

You can do anything?

Anything. TONY: Major!

Oh, boy, are we in business.

Yes, thank you.

[SNIFFS]

What do you mean, she's on her way to the airport?

Major Tiomkin wasn't scheduled to leave until tonight.

Sergeant, why wasn't I informed about this change in plans?

Huh?

All right, all right. Never mind.

Jeannie... wherever you are,

if you can do any moonlighting, grant me this one last favor.

Get me to the airport on time.

Sir.

Now, captain,

you and I are going to have a nice, long talk.

Could we talk a little later, sir?

I'm on my way to the airport.

You're on your way to a court-martial.

Unless I have your full cooperation.

Now... let's start at the beginning.

As you know, captain,

I've had you under observation for several months.

I'll only be an hour, sir. I'll be right back.

To date, you've had hallucinations,

you've heard voices...

And now you seem to have a bottle fetish.

For all these things,

you've had dubious explanations.

Half an hour?

But there is no explanation

for striking a fellow officer.

No. I know that, sir.

That is the ultimate in irrational behavior.

I know that.

Bless you.

You better watch that foot, doctor.

Flight 439 to Berlin. Has it taken off yet?

There she goes.

We've lost.

The Russians have the bottle.

[SIGHS]

Roger, will you forget about Jeannie?

N... I mean, just consider her gone.

No. I mean, really gone.

For good. [DOORBELL RINGS]

There's somebody at the door. I-I'll talk to you later.

Yes, miss.

Sonya.

Formerly Sonya Tiomkin. Now Betsy Ross.

Oh. Betsy Ross? Yes.

This bottle made me what I always wanted to be:

wealthy American.

Ah. I think I understand.

Well. Well, welcome aboard, Betsy.

I-I can guess why you're here.

You have everything you want,

and you want to return the bottle, right?

Yes, it's true.

I have villa on the Riviera, a mansion in Beverly Hills.

My chauffeur's waiting outside in my Rolls Royce.

But that's not everything I want.

Yeah... What else is there?

You.

Wh... Me?

I'll make you a deal.

You marry me, I give you bottle.

Uh... Ma-marry you?

Well... Well, I can't marry you.

I mean, uh... Well, I want Jeannie back desperately,

but marriage is out of the question.

Too bad. You, me and bottle

could have had the world.

Yeah, please, uh...

At least, may I say goodbye to Jeannie?

Why not. But no tricks.

All right. No tricks.

Oh, ex-master, darling.

I thought I would never see you again.

I thought I'd never see you again either, Jeannie.

There's so much I want to say.

Oh, there's so much I want to hear.

Uh, Betsy... Sonya.

May I, uh, speak to Jeannie alone, please?

All right.

But I keep bottle here.

Hurry it up.

I want her tell me who wins daily double

at Hialeah tomorrow. Yeah.

I'm gonna miss you terribly, Jeannie.

Oh, and I'm going to miss you, master.

I never realized just how much I missed you...

until this happened.

You would like me to stay?

Of course I w... You mean, you could?

If she frees me.

Well, you heard what she said.

She's not gonna free you, and...

I can't marry her, Jeannie.

If you want to keep me, you must.

Sonya... I've changed my mind.

If you haven't changed yours, I'll marry you.

Darling. I'm going to make you very happy.

We'll fly to Mexico.

We'll be married before sunup.

Oh, wonderful!

And we can leave that there.

Anything you say, darling. Oh.

Stay there.

What's gonna happen when she finds out

she's married a phony Tony?

Oh, I do not care, master, darling.

As long as I have the real one.

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