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[???]
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Master... would you
like some more coffee?
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Mm.
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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
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Sugar?
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Mm-hm.
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Master, is that newspaper
more entertaining than I am?
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No, no. Don't be silly, Jeannie.
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Well, you hide behind it
and never even notice me.
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I do not know why you
bothered rescuing me
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from that bottle on the island.
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For all you care, I could
be a lamp or a vase or...
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TONY: Of course I notice you.
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As a matter of fact, I
noticed you were wearing
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a new shade of
lipstick this morning.
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Very becoming.
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You look beautiful.
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Oh, hey, I gotta get moving.
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I gotta be in the centrifuge
early, uh, this morning.
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Have a good day.
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[???]
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[???]
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Jeannie. Look, I'm, uh...
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I'm sorry I didn't notice
you were a chimpanzee.
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I'm just something you
order in and out of a bottle.
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Oh, no, that's not true.
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You're a... A warm,
wonderful woman.
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You're everything a
man could possibly...
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
Back in the bottle.
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Oh! I'm sorry. I didn't
mean it exactly that way.
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Jeannie, now, come on.
[SPEAKS IN ARABIC DIALECT]
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Look, I...
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[SPEAKS IN ARABIC DIALECT]
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Do me a favor, don't
ever translate that.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Diane. [GIGGLES]
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DIANE: Tony Bunny.
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"Tony Bunny"?
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Darling, it's been so long.
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TONY: Well, it must
have been two years.
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Two years, one
month and 10 days,
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Tony Bunny.
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[GIGGLES]
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When did you get into town?
Why, just 10 minutes ago.
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I borrowed Papa's
plane and flew in.
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And now I'm really ready
to fly. We-well... yes.
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Say, we...? We
really kicked it around
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in Fort Worth, didn't we?
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Oh, we... It's a... It's
a nice city, all right.
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We didn't, uh...
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I wouldn't say we
exactly kicked it around.
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[SIGHS]
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Sure, I remember Fort Worth.
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We had a wonderful
time, didn't we?
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Yeah. Those lovely
warm days... and nights.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Well, sit down, Diane.
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No.
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Honey, you're nervous.
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Say... you're not married
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or anything silly
like that, are you?
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Oh, no. Nothing silly like that.
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I've gotta get that chair fixed.
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I don't want that
to happen again.
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Diane, how long are
you gonna be in town?
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Just a couple of days.
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I've got to liquidate some
stock holdings for Papa.
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TONY: I guess we won't
have too much time together.
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We don't need too much time.
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Do we, lover?
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What is it you used to say?
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We could crowd a whole hour
into just a couple of seconds.
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Oh, d-d-did I say that?
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You know, this is
wonderful for relaxation,
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once you get the hang of it.
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You sure act married.
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Well, I'm not.
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I... I have every right
to live my own life.
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How about 8:00?
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Seven?
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Oh, fine.
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Tell you what.
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Why don't you meet
me here for cocktails.
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It'll be Fort Worth
all over again.
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And maybe we'll throw in a
little Dallas and Houston too.
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[GIGGLES] Bye. Bye.
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Ooh, Tony Bunny.
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I'm sorry, Diane.
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I'm sorry. I really am.
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Uh, 7:00?
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Six-thirty. Six-thirty. Go now.
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Jeannie. Jeannie, where are you?
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Jeannie.
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I'm here, master.
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Just what do you
think you were doing?
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Well, I have a right to
protect what is yours.
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What's that? Me.
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Jeannie, it just so happens
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that I'm a very good
friend of her family.
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Her brothers and I
were best buddies
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when I was stationed
down in Texas.
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Diane was just one of the boys.
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She does not look
like one of the boys.
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Well, you're just going
to have to accept that...
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That I'm doing
this for her family.
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It's kind of a good
deed. I'll see you later.
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Goodbye.
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Dr. Bellows.
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Oh, yes, general.
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Right, sir.
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Oh, I'm in the lab section
making out the results
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of the pressure
chamber tests now.
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What did you mean,
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you were doing
it for her family?
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Jeannie, what are
you doing here?
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Well, I would like to
know more about this girl.
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[SIGHS]
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There will be four reports.
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Fennady, Davis, Henderson...
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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
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And a girl in a harem costume.
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Uh, nothing, general.
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I'll have the reports on
your desk this afternoon.
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Goodbye, sir.
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These are ready for
your signature, sir.
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What?
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Oh, yes.
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Never mind about Diane.
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What if somebody
catches you in that outfit?
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I couldn't explain
you in a million years.
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Then you are going
out with this girl tonight?
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You bet I am.
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I don't want to
discuss it anymore.
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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
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I shall turn her
into a pillar of salt.
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You do and I'll pour
ink in your bottle.
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Oh!
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Shh.
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Smoke yourself home, will you?
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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You idiot.
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Where do you think you're going?
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Boy, I have seen some
stupid driving in my time,
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but I've never seen
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such a beautiful
girl in my whole life.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. I must
have ruined your car.
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Oh, it was... It was nothing.
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I-I'll get another one.
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But I have broken the
eye that shines in front.
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I'll say. How about
dinner tonight?
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I could not have
dinner with you,
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but I should do
something about your car.
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Do something about me.
How about dinner tonight?
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You are very persistent.
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Also very lovable. How
about dinner tonight?
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But I do not know
anything about you.
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What is there to know?
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I'm an emotionally
healthy astronaut.
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An astronaut?
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Of course. You're a friend of...
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A friend of whose?
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Never mind.
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I will have dinner
with you tonight.
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[GIGGLES]
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G-good morning, Dr. Bellows.
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Good morning.
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Captain...
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I've had a rather
traumatic little experience,
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which you may be
able to clarify for me.
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Me, sir?
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Yes, you.
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When you drove up this
morning, you were alone.
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But when I looked again...
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there was a girl with you.
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A girl?
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Yes.
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A girl in a harem costume.
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A girl in a harem costume?
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Well, at least I thought
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she was in a harem costume.
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And then I looked
a second time...
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and she was in a dress.
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Doctor...
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You have a problem.
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Yes.
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[LAUGHS]
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Of course, I know
there was no girl.
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That was my
subconscious playing tricks.
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But a harem costume...
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I'll have to work this out.
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Naturally,
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this will remain
strictly between us.
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Thank you, captain.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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And a big, beautiful good
morning to you, colonel.
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Is it?
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Man, oh, man, did
I just meet a girl.
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I know. And
you're in love again.
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Oh, no, no. I'm
serious this time.
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This girl is different.
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She's... She's sensitive.
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And she's shy.
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And I don't know
how to handle her.
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Ma...? Look, maybe you can
give me some advice, huh?
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Well... sure. Sure.
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Well, for one
thing, with a shy girl,
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you gotta have a
positive approach.
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Oh. You have to
have a battle plan.
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What, uh, would you suggest?
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Mm. Let's see.
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A... A.
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The softening-up process.
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A liberal amount of champagne.
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And B, the pincer
movement, uh...
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Get her up to your apartment
to listen to your records.
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And C, the... All-out attack.
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No. No. Wrong. Wrong.
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With the kind of
girl you described,
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that would ruin everything.
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No, you've got to draw her out.
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Get her talking about
herself. Get simpatico.
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And then, we'll...
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And then she falls into
my lap like a ripe plum.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Hey, I've got a date tonight.
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I'd like to meet this girl.
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What do you say we
meet for cocktails?
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I'll give you 10 minutes
with her. No more.
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And what does that mean?
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Anyone who can give
expert advice like that
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can't be trusted.
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Jeannie.
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Jeannie.
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Yes, master.
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Oh, I'm gonna be leaving now.
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There's supposed to
be a good late show
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on television, and
I was... Hey. Wow.
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What you all dressed up for?
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I have a date.
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With a man?
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They make the best dates.
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Well... W-well, who is he?
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Where did you meet him?
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Oh, I did not meet him.
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I bumped into him.
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And just like that, you
made a date with him?
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A man you don't
know anything about?
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Oh, if you are jealous
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and do not wish me
to go... No, no. No. Go.
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Y-you have every
right to go out.
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Have a wonderful time.
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What's his name?
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I forgot to ask him.
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You're going out with a man
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and you don't even
know his name?
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Oh, well, master,
I'm a grown woman.
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What is there to worry about?
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Grown men.
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I see you don't
have any experience
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with the American male.
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I'm gonna have to
have a talk with him
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when he comes to pick you up.
263
00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,801
I am meeting him
at the public library.
264
00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:31,726
He's not coming here?
What's he trying to hide?
265
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:33,411
Well, if you would
rather I do not go,
266
00:12:33,363 --> 00:12:35,174
I will not go. No, no.
267
00:12:35,124 --> 00:12:36,869
Go, go. It's your life.
268
00:12:36,821 --> 00:12:38,899
You made the date. Go.
269
00:12:38,837 --> 00:12:40,114
Oh.
270
00:12:40,085 --> 00:12:43,030
Well... goodbye, then.
271
00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:44,066
Goodbye.
272
00:12:46,262 --> 00:12:47,273
I am going.
273
00:12:47,255 --> 00:12:48,335
Yeah, I know.
274
00:12:50,968 --> 00:12:52,768
Good night, then. Good night.
275
00:12:56,057 --> 00:12:58,235
Unless you would rather I
do not go, and then I won't.
276
00:12:58,170 --> 00:13:00,437
Oh, no. Go. Go.
277
00:13:04,923 --> 00:13:06,034
She went.
278
00:13:06,012 --> 00:13:08,056
Jeannie... [PHONE RINGS]
279
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,062
Uh...
280
00:13:10,365 --> 00:13:11,909
Hi. Hello?
281
00:13:11,869 --> 00:13:14,114
Oh, hello, Roger. Listen,
I haven't got time to talk.
282
00:13:14,046 --> 00:13:15,223
I've got to go after a friend.
283
00:13:15,198 --> 00:13:16,375
I thought we were gonna meet
284
00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:17,862
and have a couple
of drinks, and...
285
00:13:17,824 --> 00:13:19,101
I'll meet her some other time.
286
00:13:19,072 --> 00:13:20,415
My friend's in real trouble.
287
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,360
[DOORBELL RINGS]
288
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,183
Never mind. She just came back.
289
00:13:24,896 --> 00:13:26,274
Hello, lover.
290
00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:27,785
Ready to rock the
town? Huh? Wha...?
291
00:13:27,746 --> 00:13:29,857
Now, I'll bet you got
big plans for tonight.
292
00:13:29,794 --> 00:13:31,105
Where do we go first?
293
00:13:31,074 --> 00:13:32,406
Public library.
294
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,684
[???]
295
00:13:41,637 --> 00:13:43,970
[SLOW BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING]
296
00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:58,528
May I help you?
297
00:13:58,506 --> 00:14:00,517
Uh, no, thanks.
We're just looking.
298
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:04,471
Tony... I think you've
been in orbit too long.
299
00:14:04,331 --> 00:14:06,576
Well, first you drag
me to the public library,
300
00:14:06,508 --> 00:14:08,819
and you don't even
take out a book.
301
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:11,261
And this is the fourth
nightclub we've been to.
302
00:14:11,181 --> 00:14:13,192
Oh. Don't you like
our nightclubs, Diane?
303
00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:14,510
I wouldn't know.
304
00:14:14,477 --> 00:14:17,289
We haven't stopped in one
long enough to have a drink.
305
00:14:17,198 --> 00:14:18,909
TONY: Ahem.
306
00:14:18,862 --> 00:14:20,940
There's a friend of mine.
I'd like you to meet him.
307
00:14:20,879 --> 00:14:21,956
That's progress.
308
00:14:21,935 --> 00:14:23,480
So far all I've met
are four doormen
309
00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:24,417
and a head librarian.
310
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,377
[CHUCKLES]
311
00:14:25,361 --> 00:14:26,805
Uh, Roge. Tony.
312
00:14:26,769 --> 00:14:28,647
This is Diane Rodney.
Captain Roger Healey.
313
00:14:28,593 --> 00:14:29,971
Diane. Would
you like to join us?
314
00:14:29,938 --> 00:14:31,982
We'd love... No, thanks.
We got to run along
315
00:14:31,922 --> 00:14:33,099
Did you ever sit down
316
00:14:33,074 --> 00:14:35,514
long enough to make a friend?
317
00:14:36,339 --> 00:14:38,379
Uh, Diane, sit down.
I'll be right back.
318
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:41,606
Pardon me. Jeannie.
319
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,667
Master, darling, what
are you doing here?
320
00:14:43,605 --> 00:14:45,517
Oh, I... I just
dropped in for a drink.
321
00:14:45,462 --> 00:14:47,539
And while I'm here, I might
as well drive you home.
322
00:14:47,478 --> 00:14:49,223
Oh, I do not think my
date would like that.
323
00:14:49,175 --> 00:14:51,153
Hey, I don't care
whether he likes it or not.
324
00:14:51,095 --> 00:14:52,605
Jeannie, I don't
think you realize
325
00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:54,445
the trouble you can
get into staying out late
326
00:14:54,392 --> 00:14:55,970
with a man you don't
know. [GIGGLES]
327
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:58,006
Yeah, we... This man
could be dangerous.
328
00:14:57,945 --> 00:14:59,389
He could be some kind of a nut.
329
00:14:59,353 --> 00:15:00,430
He could be Roger.
330
00:15:00,409 --> 00:15:02,320
Roge...? Roge...?
Roger's your date?
331
00:15:02,265 --> 00:15:03,276
Do you know each other?
332
00:15:03,258 --> 00:15:05,336
Ye-yes. Yes. We've met.
333
00:15:05,275 --> 00:15:08,020
Uh. Oh, Diane, this is Jeannie.
334
00:15:07,931 --> 00:15:12,145
[TEXAS ACCENT] Oh, any friend
of Tony Bunny's is a friend of mine.
335
00:15:11,996 --> 00:15:13,740
[TONY LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
336
00:15:13,692 --> 00:15:15,437
This is the girl you
were telling me about?
337
00:15:15,389 --> 00:15:16,666
This is the one. Hm?
338
00:15:16,637 --> 00:15:17,681
Gorgeous, isn't she?
339
00:15:17,662 --> 00:15:19,173
Sugar? Isn't she something else?
340
00:15:19,134 --> 00:15:20,345
Yeah, she sure is.
341
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:21,295
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
342
00:15:21,278 --> 00:15:23,178
The coffee may be too hot.
343
00:15:25,696 --> 00:15:28,030
It is just right.
344
00:15:30,849 --> 00:15:32,627
D-don't wake me up. Uh.
345
00:15:32,578 --> 00:15:34,055
I am sure that you would notice
346
00:15:34,018 --> 00:15:36,597
if you were eating
breakfast with a chimpanzee.
347
00:15:36,515 --> 00:15:39,249
Not if he was
reading a newspaper.
348
00:15:40,771 --> 00:15:43,150
The thing that I like
about this conversation
349
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:46,189
is that I don't know what
anybody's talking about.
350
00:15:46,086 --> 00:15:48,164
ROGER: What she's trying
to say is she adores me.
351
00:15:48,102 --> 00:15:50,246
She's been doing things
like this for me all night.
352
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:51,326
When I sat, I was in a draft,
353
00:15:51,302 --> 00:15:52,869
and she sat there herself.
354
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:57,315
Where did you say
that you found her?
355
00:15:57,225 --> 00:15:58,568
Diane, would you like to dance?
356
00:15:58,536 --> 00:16:01,349
Oh, I thought you'd never ask.
357
00:16:01,258 --> 00:16:03,658
Roge, would you
dance with her, please?
358
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:05,435
Oh, sure.
359
00:16:05,418 --> 00:16:07,296
Oh, wait.
360
00:16:07,243 --> 00:16:08,220
Uh, your shoes.
361
00:16:08,203 --> 00:16:09,813
[CHUCKLES]
362
00:16:09,771 --> 00:16:11,950
It's kind of hard to believe
that she took off my shoes
363
00:16:11,884 --> 00:16:13,228
so I'd be more comfortable.
364
00:16:13,196 --> 00:16:14,240
TONY: Yeah, heh.
365
00:16:14,221 --> 00:16:15,464
You sit down there.
366
00:16:15,436 --> 00:16:16,481
Have a little champagne.
367
00:16:16,462 --> 00:16:17,939
You drink up there,
Bubbly Bubbly,
368
00:16:17,902 --> 00:16:19,680
and I'll be right
back. [GIGGLES]
369
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:20,641
Jeannie.
370
00:16:20,623 --> 00:16:21,599
Huh?
371
00:16:21,582 --> 00:16:22,826
What are you trying to prove?
372
00:16:22,799 --> 00:16:24,043
You said to go, so I went.
373
00:16:24,015 --> 00:16:26,535
Je... But not with
my best friend.
374
00:16:26,959 --> 00:16:30,039
Aw, you are jealous.
375
00:16:29,937 --> 00:16:31,314
Well, of course
I am not jealous.
376
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:32,458
I-I just don't like to
377
00:16:32,433 --> 00:16:34,311
see you make a fool
of yourself, that's all.
378
00:16:34,257 --> 00:16:36,402
I mean, taking his shoes
off, putting his shoes on.
379
00:16:36,338 --> 00:16:37,883
Well, I do that for you.
380
00:16:37,843 --> 00:16:39,086
Well, that's different.
381
00:16:39,059 --> 00:16:42,105
Now stop gulping down the
champagne and go home.
382
00:16:42,004 --> 00:16:43,849
Are you asking me as
my master or as a jealous
383
00:16:43,797 --> 00:16:46,542
[TEXAS ACCENT] Tony Bunny?
384
00:16:46,453 --> 00:16:47,730
Neither.
385
00:16:47,701 --> 00:16:49,879
Well, then I will not go home.
386
00:16:49,813 --> 00:16:50,913
Well...
387
00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:52,830
[GIGGLES]
388
00:16:53,784 --> 00:16:57,129
The next dance is
yours, Reluctant Dragon.
389
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,195
Oh, well, I don't think we
ought to leave them alone.
390
00:16:59,129 --> 00:17:00,272
Give me one good reason.
391
00:17:00,248 --> 00:17:01,493
ROGER: Uh, you two go ahead.
392
00:17:01,466 --> 00:17:02,776
We're gonna be running along.
393
00:17:02,745 --> 00:17:03,822
Running along where?
394
00:17:03,802 --> 00:17:05,279
The old battle plan.
395
00:17:05,242 --> 00:17:06,319
What old battle plan?
396
00:17:06,298 --> 00:17:07,643
Captain Healey invited me
397
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:09,622
to listen to his
record collection.
398
00:17:09,563 --> 00:17:11,408
ROGER: We're gonna
have a nice, long talk.
399
00:17:11,356 --> 00:17:12,866
Simpatico. How about that?
400
00:17:12,828 --> 00:17:14,706
Hey, I want to have a
nice, long talk with you.
401
00:17:14,652 --> 00:17:16,062
Not in the middle of a battle.
402
00:17:16,028 --> 00:17:17,473
Nice meeting you. Wait a minute.
403
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,614
Do not worry, master.
404
00:17:18,589 --> 00:17:20,534
I will report to you
everything that happens.
405
00:17:20,478 --> 00:17:21,455
[GIGGLES]
406
00:17:21,438 --> 00:17:22,648
Thank you.
407
00:17:22,622 --> 00:17:23,822
Jeannie.
408
00:17:34,882 --> 00:17:37,193
[BOTH LAUGHING]
409
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:39,602
Well, welcome to Casa Healey.
410
00:17:40,547 --> 00:17:42,258
[RINGS]
411
00:17:42,212 --> 00:17:44,457
Uh, the house of
beautiful music, fine wines,
412
00:17:44,388 --> 00:17:46,032
and a lonely
bachelor, until tonight.
413
00:17:45,988 --> 00:17:47,933
Oh, it is very lovely.
414
00:17:47,877 --> 00:17:48,854
I... Ooh.
415
00:17:48,837 --> 00:17:50,614
Is, uh, something the matter?
416
00:17:50,565 --> 00:17:51,843
Oh, it is my head.
417
00:17:51,814 --> 00:17:53,525
I think I've had too
much champagne.
418
00:17:53,478 --> 00:17:55,490
Oh, you've come
to the right place.
419
00:17:55,432 --> 00:17:57,743
Old Doc Healey has just
the cure for headaches.
420
00:17:57,672 --> 00:17:58,749
Oh, you are a doctor?
421
00:17:58,728 --> 00:18:00,473
Uh-huh. We have a
nice, comfortable sofa,
422
00:18:00,425 --> 00:18:01,935
and no glaring lights.
423
00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:03,041
That's very important.
424
00:18:03,018 --> 00:18:04,395
Excuse me. No glaring light.
425
00:18:04,362 --> 00:18:05,639
Got the lights off.
426
00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:10,424
And we have here... [SIGHS]
427
00:18:10,251 --> 00:18:11,761
soft music.
428
00:18:11,722 --> 00:18:13,267
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
429
00:18:13,227 --> 00:18:15,739
Now... how's that?
430
00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:17,171
It is very nice.
431
00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:19,277
Just leave it up to the old doc.
432
00:18:19,212 --> 00:18:20,512
[SIGHS]
433
00:18:27,183 --> 00:18:29,428
Must be a... Be a short.
434
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,905
Little lights. Get
that right away.
435
00:18:30,865 --> 00:18:31,874
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
436
00:18:31,856 --> 00:18:33,816
Right away. Pardon me.
437
00:18:33,937 --> 00:18:35,302
There we go.
438
00:18:37,106 --> 00:18:41,019
Now... back to that
nasty old headache.
439
00:18:40,883 --> 00:18:43,629
Shoulder right over there.
440
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,684
Relax.
441
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,565
Close your eyes.
442
00:18:47,509 --> 00:18:50,988
Just feel the mood of the music.
443
00:18:50,869 --> 00:18:52,836
[MARCHING BAND MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
444
00:18:56,855 --> 00:18:59,533
I, uh, don't even have
that record in my collection.
445
00:18:59,447 --> 00:19:00,992
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
446
00:19:00,952 --> 00:19:02,485
[SIGHS]
447
00:19:05,465 --> 00:19:07,825
I think my headache is gone.
448
00:19:08,858 --> 00:19:09,858
Now I've got one.
449
00:19:11,323 --> 00:19:12,500
Well, ahem,
450
00:19:12,475 --> 00:19:14,320
here's your chance
to... To help me.
451
00:19:14,268 --> 00:19:16,446
Just as if I was
going to help you.
452
00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:17,380
[SIGHS]
453
00:19:20,094 --> 00:19:22,038
[MARCHING BAND MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
454
00:19:21,982 --> 00:19:23,281
[LIGHTS CRACKLING]
455
00:19:27,999 --> 00:19:30,544
Oh, the whole electric
system seems to be going, uh,
456
00:19:30,464 --> 00:19:31,541
crazy here.
457
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,497
I'll be fixing that.
458
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,459
Jeannie. Jeannie. Jeannie.
459
00:19:35,361 --> 00:19:36,505
Jeannie.
460
00:19:36,481 --> 00:19:37,713
Jeannie!
461
00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:46,357
Roge.
462
00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:47,550
Roge.
463
00:19:47,524 --> 00:19:48,601
Open up.
464
00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:49,558
Roger.
465
00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:50,517
[KNOCKS]
466
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,745
Roger.
467
00:19:51,718 --> 00:19:53,562
Roger, open up.
468
00:19:53,510 --> 00:19:55,054
[KNOCKS]
469
00:19:55,014 --> 00:19:56,134
Roge.
470
00:19:56,807 --> 00:19:57,784
Good morning, Roge.
471
00:19:57,767 --> 00:19:59,378
Tony, wha...? What
are you doing here?
472
00:19:59,335 --> 00:20:01,680
I want to borrow
your slide rule.
473
00:20:01,608 --> 00:20:03,353
Slide rule at 2:00
in the morning?
474
00:20:03,305 --> 00:20:05,216
Yeah, I-I got a little
work I want to finish.
475
00:20:05,161 --> 00:20:07,139
You want to borrow
my slide rule at 2...
476
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:08,259
Two o'clock in the morning.
477
00:20:08,234 --> 00:20:09,244
Oh, what a...
478
00:20:09,226 --> 00:20:10,804
What a crazy
night this has been.
479
00:20:10,762 --> 00:20:12,173
First, Jeannie runs out on me...
480
00:20:12,139 --> 00:20:13,215
Jeannie runs out on you?
481
00:20:13,194 --> 00:20:14,972
Yeah, I didn't
even get to plan C.
482
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,134
Oh.
483
00:20:16,108 --> 00:20:17,953
Oh, well, I... I'm
sorry about that, Roge.
484
00:20:17,901 --> 00:20:19,578
Better luck next time.
485
00:20:19,532 --> 00:20:20,743
What next time?
486
00:20:20,717 --> 00:20:22,361
I don't even know
where she lives.
487
00:20:22,317 --> 00:20:24,662
Wha...? Hey,
wait... Wait a minute.
488
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:25,767
Do you know where she lives?
489
00:20:25,742 --> 00:20:26,752
I'm sorry.
490
00:20:26,734 --> 00:20:27,711
Well, I gotta find out.
491
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:28,738
I'm crazy about her.
492
00:20:28,718 --> 00:20:30,563
Did she ever give you
her phone number?
493
00:20:30,511 --> 00:20:31,788
No, uh...
494
00:20:31,759 --> 00:20:34,004
Now, come to think
of it, she may have.
495
00:20:33,936 --> 00:20:36,148
Uh... Uh, the party
where I met her,
496
00:20:36,081 --> 00:20:37,658
she was handing
it out to everybody.
497
00:20:37,617 --> 00:20:38,895
Her phone number?
498
00:20:38,866 --> 00:20:40,577
Oh, you can't blame her.
499
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,174
A plain girl like that.
500
00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:43,474
She has to do everything she can
501
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,654
to get a date.
502
00:20:44,627 --> 00:20:46,638
Plain girl? You must
have retarded retinas.
503
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,556
She was gorgeous.
504
00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:48,784
Well, if she was so gorgeous,
505
00:20:48,756 --> 00:20:50,800
how could you get a
date with her, just like that?
506
00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:52,385
Well, I'm pretty
gorgeous myself.
507
00:20:52,341 --> 00:20:53,485
You see what she did for me?
508
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:54,738
She couldn't do enough for me.
509
00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:56,019
Treated me like I was a king.
510
00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:57,601
Well, a guy gets pretty tired
511
00:20:57,559 --> 00:20:59,103
of a woman fawning all over him.
512
00:20:59,063 --> 00:21:00,941
Well, what's wrong
with a little attention?
513
00:21:00,887 --> 00:21:01,864
Attention?
514
00:21:01,848 --> 00:21:02,992
You're talking about a girl
515
00:21:02,968 --> 00:21:04,045
who feels your coffee cup
516
00:21:04,024 --> 00:21:05,234
on your first date.
517
00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:06,185
That's bad?
518
00:21:06,168 --> 00:21:07,613
Today, it's your coffee cup,
519
00:21:07,577 --> 00:21:08,954
tomorrow, it's your whole life.
520
00:21:08,921 --> 00:21:11,667
Yeah. I could see
how she would get
521
00:21:11,579 --> 00:21:12,722
to be a little possessive.
522
00:21:12,698 --> 00:21:13,842
Mmm. Not only that,
523
00:21:13,819 --> 00:21:15,730
you're gonna lose all
your married friends.
524
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,753
Uh, all my married
friends? Yeah.
525
00:21:17,691 --> 00:21:19,569
Well, the... The wives
will hate Jeannie.
526
00:21:19,516 --> 00:21:21,094
Oh, they'll see her
527
00:21:21,053 --> 00:21:24,299
catering to you, uh,
treating you with kindness
528
00:21:24,189 --> 00:21:26,067
and understanding, compassion.
529
00:21:26,014 --> 00:21:28,058
You think they're
gonna sit idly by
530
00:21:27,998 --> 00:21:30,332
and let her destroy
everything they stand for?
531
00:21:31,007 --> 00:21:32,284
I see I can lose the wives.
532
00:21:32,255 --> 00:21:33,766
Well, no doubt about that.
533
00:21:33,728 --> 00:21:35,273
Now maybe she
did go a little too far
534
00:21:35,233 --> 00:21:36,876
when she took off my shoes.
535
00:21:36,832 --> 00:21:39,010
Roge... the last
thing I want to do
536
00:21:38,944 --> 00:21:40,789
is talk you out of a
girl you're crazy about.
537
00:21:40,737 --> 00:21:41,814
If she was so great,
538
00:21:41,793 --> 00:21:43,671
how come I was able
to get a date with her...
539
00:21:43,618 --> 00:21:44,595
just like that?
540
00:21:44,578 --> 00:21:45,889
Well, I don't want to spoil
541
00:21:45,859 --> 00:21:47,303
anything for you.
542
00:21:47,267 --> 00:21:48,477
There's nothing to spoil.
543
00:21:48,451 --> 00:21:49,495
She overstepped herself
544
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:50,619
when she tipped the doorman
545
00:21:50,596 --> 00:21:52,107
who helped me into the cab.
546
00:21:52,068 --> 00:21:54,013
Our friendship's the
only thing that counts.
547
00:21:53,957 --> 00:21:56,135
Yeah, I... I don't know
how to thank you, Tony.
548
00:21:56,069 --> 00:21:57,312
If you hadn't talked to me,
549
00:21:57,285 --> 00:21:59,686
I might have made a
terrible fool out of myself.
550
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,814
Take it easy, Roge. Uh, ahem,
551
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,738
T-Tony, you... Ahem,
you forgot your slide rule.
552
00:22:05,639 --> 00:22:07,839
What? At 2:00 in the morning?
553
00:22:18,476 --> 00:22:20,242
[WHISTLING]
554
00:22:32,111 --> 00:22:33,188
Good evening, master.
555
00:22:33,167 --> 00:22:34,611
Oh, hello, Jeannie. You're back.
556
00:22:34,575 --> 00:22:36,654
I thought you'd still be
out with Captain Healey.
557
00:22:36,593 --> 00:22:38,837
Oh, I left him.
558
00:22:38,768 --> 00:22:40,746
You were not worried about me?
559
00:22:40,689 --> 00:22:42,300
Mm? No, no. Not a bit.
560
00:22:42,257 --> 00:22:43,535
I said to myself:
561
00:22:43,506 --> 00:22:45,550
"If Jeannie can't take
care of herself, who can?"
562
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:47,435
Oh, I... I thought
you might at least
563
00:22:47,379 --> 00:22:48,923
go up to Captain
Healey's apartment
564
00:22:48,883 --> 00:22:50,327
to see if I was all right.
565
00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:52,003
No, no. No, never
occurred to me.
566
00:22:51,957 --> 00:22:53,935
[DOORBELL RINGS]
567
00:22:53,877 --> 00:22:55,754
Now who could that be
at 2:30 in the morning?
568
00:22:55,701 --> 00:22:57,001
Oh, Jeannie, do you mind?
569
00:22:58,134 --> 00:22:59,134
Thanks.
570
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,343
Roger, what are you doing here?
571
00:23:05,303 --> 00:23:06,346
I couldn't sleep, Tony.
572
00:23:06,327 --> 00:23:07,805
I figured if you
needed a slide rule
573
00:23:07,768 --> 00:23:09,012
at 2:00 in the morning,
574
00:23:08,984 --> 00:23:11,162
you must be working on
something pretty important.
575
00:23:11,097 --> 00:23:12,375
So I brought it over. Thanks.
576
00:23:12,345 --> 00:23:13,789
You really didn't
have to bother.
577
00:23:13,754 --> 00:23:15,234
Thanks a lot. Thanks.
578
00:23:21,980 --> 00:23:23,557
Oh, master, you did go
579
00:23:23,515 --> 00:23:25,093
to Captain Healey's apartment.
580
00:23:25,052 --> 00:23:26,096
Well, only for a minute.
581
00:23:26,077 --> 00:23:28,823
Oh, you were worried about me.
582
00:23:28,734 --> 00:23:30,344
A little bit.
583
00:23:30,301 --> 00:23:32,546
Jeannie, there's one thing
you've got to remember.
584
00:23:32,478 --> 00:23:34,422
What is that?
585
00:23:34,366 --> 00:23:35,700
I'm only human.
586
00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:40,300
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