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[???]
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Oh.
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Morning, Jeannie.
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Good morning,
master. I am ready.
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Oh, yes? Ready for what?
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To go for a ride with you
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in the magic cart that
goes like the wind.
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Well, it's not a cart.
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It's a car. A car.
And I'm afraid
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I can't take you
out today, Jeannie.
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I'm right in the middle
of an experiment.
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Oh, you always say that.
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Well, I always am.
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I know.
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You want me to ask you
what this experiment is about.
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Do you really want to know? Mm.
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If it pleases thee to tell me.
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I'm working on a small,
portable desalinization unit.
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And if it works,
it's going to solve
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one of the most pressing
problems in... In...
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Well, in modern history.
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The shortage of fresh water.
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Very interesting.
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When we go riding,
may I sit behind the wheel
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that moves the magic cart?
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With this unit, if
you're stranded
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in the middle of the
ocean, on an island, say...
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Well, like we were.
You can make all
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the fresh water you need
right out of the ocean.
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Let us get stranded
again so we can try it out.
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There has to be
a way to lick this.
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Oh, nothing could be easier.
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You will sit next to
me in the magic cart,
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and we will ride very fast.
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Wait a minute. What did you say?
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I said, you will sit next
to me in the magic cart,
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and we will ride
very... No, no, no.
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I mean about the seawater.
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Oh, that.
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Great-grandfather Bilejik
used to do it all the time.
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What magic makes
your car move, master?
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Forget about the car.
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Are you you trying to tell
me that your great-grandfather
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could take salt out of seawater?
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Yes.
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At least he used to know
how to do it 2000 years ago.
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His land was like
a Garden of Eden,
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while that of his neighbors
all around was like baked clay.
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Great-grandfather would
not tell them his secret.
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Jeannie. Mm?
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Jeannie, would he
tell you his secret?
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I suppose so.
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Is there some demon inside
your car that makes it move?
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Oh, forget about
the car, really.
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I want you to do me a favor.
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I will do anything
for you, master.
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Good.
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I want you to go back
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and talk to your
great-grandfather.
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Have a long talk with him.
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[LAUGHS]
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I will do anything
for you, master.
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Except that.
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Why?
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Because I will not leave thee.
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Ah. But I will do
the next best thing.
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You sent for Bilejik?
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[???]
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[???]
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[???]
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Do you have any idea
what it would mean
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to the rest of the world
if we could supply them
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with usable ocean water?
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Money in it?
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Well, it'd be very valuable.
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Oh, then Bilejik is
definitely interested.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Do you know, I was known
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as the greatest
miser in the world.
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JEANNIE: I was
hoping you had changed.
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Please be careful, master.
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He spent most
of his time in jail.
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TONY: Don't worry about
me. I can handle myself.
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Uh, do you have
a written formula
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for this process of yours, sir?
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Oh, of course. I
have it all written.
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Right here in a nutshell.
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Would you tell it to me?
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Well, we have to
have an agreement.
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What kind of an agreement?
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Believe me, you
will not like it, master.
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I should have warned you.
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He is the black
sheep of the family.
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You know, I think we
could negotiate much better
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if you get her out of here.
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Out.
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Well, I will not leave.
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Uh, Jeannie?
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Look, um,
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why don't you just run along
and let the men talk, huh?
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JEANNIE: I know
him. He's very cunning.
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TONY: Can he do what he says?
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Well, yes. But...
Well, all right, fine.
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We'll get some kind of a deal.
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Well, do we negotiate,
or do I have to leave?
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No, no. We'll negotiate,
sir. Don't leave.
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All right. But I
warned you, master.
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Jeannie, why don't you just run
along and amuse yourself, huh?
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You mean that? Sure.
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Oh! Thank you, master.
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[LAUGHS]
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I got rid of her, so
we can talk now.
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Oh, you know... You know,
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she is my most favorite
great-granddaughter,
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but is honest.
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Of course, nobody is perfect.
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About this process of
yours, sir. Is it expensive?
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Oh, that is the
beauty of it. Pennies.
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How much do you want for it?
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No, no, no!
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That is no way to negotiate.
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Oh, dear, you... You
spoiled everything.
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Let me help you.
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When you negotiate,
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you pretend that
you are not interested.
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Then, perhaps, I
will lower my price.
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Oh, well.
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And would you, sir?
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Thou must be kidding.
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[CAR ENGINE REVVING]
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Jeannie!
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Jeannie, no, no,
stop. Now, stop!
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No, no, don't do that.
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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Excuse me, sir.
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Just make yourself at
home. I'll be right back.
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[CAR ENGINE REVVING]
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[???]
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Jeannie!
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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Jeannie. Jeannie?
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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Jeannie, now, I mean it, now...
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Now, listen, Jeannie...
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Jeannie. Jeannie.
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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No. No, please, wait.
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No, no, please, wait.
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Wait, now, stop!
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Now, come on, Jeannie.
I'm not fooling around.
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No, no, please, wait.
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Wait! Now, stop!
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No, no. Please, wait.
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Wait! Wait. Now, stop.
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Jeannie, stay right there.
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Hello, Dr. Bellows.
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Captain Nelson, you and
I have a lot to talk about.
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Sir?
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That car has no driver.
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No. No, It doesn't.
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Well, thank heavens
no one was hurt.
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Just by talking to it,
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you brought that
vehicle to a stop.
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Well, that vehicle should
never have started, sir.
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I can't wait to hear
your explanation.
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Well, actually, I-I
can explain it, sir.
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You're doing some
experimental work?
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You've rigged it
up as a robot car,
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operated by remote control?
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You might say that.
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Then again, I might not.
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I've seen experiments like this,
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but I've never seen
anyone control a car
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by talking to it.
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Well, it's new,
sir. It's top-secret.
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That's why it seems so unusual.
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Everything about you
is unusual, captain.
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I haven't had a
decent night's sleep
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since you've been
assigned to me.
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Sorry about that, sir.
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As a psychiatrist, I know that
everything has an explanation.
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And that includes
you and this car.
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One day I'm going to
get to the bottom of it.
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And do you know
something, captain?
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That's going to be the
happiest day of my life.
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Yes, sir.
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But would you mind,
in the future, please,
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drive the old-fashioned way?
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Thank you.
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[???]
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All right, young lady.
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[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
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Dr. Bellows is a
very suspicious man,
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is he not?
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He has pretty good
reason for being suspicious.
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Who told you you could take
the car and drive off without me?
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Well, you did, master.
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I what?
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Well, you told me
to go amuse myself,
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and this is what amuses me.
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Ooh, it is faster
than a flying carpet.
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And a lot more dangerous.
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Never do that again.
Do you understand?
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Yes, master.
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I hope Bilejik is still there.
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Oh, I will go see.
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[???]
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Ah.
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Eh.
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[SHATTERS]
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Put those back.
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Ah, don't... Don't
you ever knock?
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I will not have
you injure this one.
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He belongs to me.
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The last time you summoned me
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to help someone
was 1500 years ago,
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and I sold him two pyramids
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and the scrolls of the Red Sea.
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Well, this one is
different. He is most wise.
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Well, in that case,
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I will just sell
him one pyramid.
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You will sell him nothing.
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But he wants to buy my...
My water formula. He...
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He is a most eager buyer.
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Can you really take
salt out of water?
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Oh, it is child's play.
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Then do it for him.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Oh, he's coming.
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[???]
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My own great-granddaughter.
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Bilejik?
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Bilejik?
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Excuse me. I thought I lost you.
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Oh, you did, did you?
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Well, you are not going
to get rid of me that easily.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Uh, would you mind
sitting down in there, sir?
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Oh, yes.
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Thank you.
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Morning, Tony. Wanna
hear some great sounds?
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I've got this Afro-Latin
record that'll really turn you on.
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I'm kind of busy right now.
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Yeah, nice talking to you.
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I got a visitor. You got a v...?
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Ah, you sly dog.
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Maybe she'll dig the
music, huh? Where is she?
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No, no, it's not a girl.
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It's a very old man.
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Sure he is.
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Well, I'll, uh... I'll
keep the mood music.
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Captain Roger Healey,
this is Mr. Bilejik.
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Oh. Everybody here
dresses so oddly.
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Oh.
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Where are you from, Mr. Bilejik?
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I am from the old country.
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Really? Where...? Whereabouts?
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The old, old country.
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Now, what can I sell you?
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Well, what...?
What have you got?
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Everything.
262
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He's kind of an old,
old junk man, huh?
263
00:13:02,631 --> 00:13:03,741
What are you buying?
264
00:13:03,718 --> 00:13:04,696
Well, actually,
265
00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:06,056
I am selling my friend here a...
266
00:13:06,023 --> 00:13:07,384
Oh, I don't think
I'll discuss it
267
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,761
until I find out if it works.
268
00:13:08,726 --> 00:13:10,637
ROGER: Don't buy any
old capsules from him.
269
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,277
Oh, what are they?
270
00:13:12,231 --> 00:13:15,610
I can get you all that you need.
271
00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:17,106
He's a little way out, isn't he?
272
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,207
Bye-bye. Oh, thank you.
273
00:13:18,183 --> 00:13:19,860
My record. I'll take it.
274
00:13:19,814 --> 00:13:22,159
Goodbye, Roge.
Thanks for dropping in.
275
00:13:22,086 --> 00:13:23,330
[DOOR CLOSES]
276
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,146
All right, sir, let's
get down to business.
277
00:13:25,094 --> 00:13:28,608
Oh, I'm all ready.
You bet I'm ready.
278
00:13:28,487 --> 00:13:30,431
Uh, I was wondering
what you would like
279
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,752
in exchange for your process?
280
00:13:31,718 --> 00:13:33,929
Oh, the process. Well, uh,
281
00:13:33,862 --> 00:13:36,707
since you are a great friend
of my great-granddaughter,
282
00:13:36,613 --> 00:13:39,292
I will charge you
nothing. That is, uh...
283
00:13:39,205 --> 00:13:42,151
Well, that's very
kind of you, sir.
284
00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:43,265
Except a little token.
285
00:13:43,238 --> 00:13:44,314
What kind of token?
286
00:13:44,293 --> 00:13:47,740
Well, it would amuse
me if I could, uh...
287
00:13:47,622 --> 00:13:49,800
If I could have a little statue
288
00:13:49,733 --> 00:13:51,344
I have heard
people talking about.
289
00:13:51,301 --> 00:13:52,445
What kind of statue?
290
00:13:52,422 --> 00:13:54,950
Well, I don't know what
the name is, but, uh,
291
00:13:54,869 --> 00:13:57,665
it is a statue of a little lady
292
00:13:57,573 --> 00:13:59,951
holding a torch.
293
00:13:59,877 --> 00:14:01,154
The Statue of Liberty?
294
00:14:01,124 --> 00:14:02,468
Oh, that's it.
295
00:14:02,436 --> 00:14:04,503
[???]
296
00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:07,421
You're being
unreasonable, Bilejik.
297
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,025
I can't give you the
Statue of Liberty.
298
00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:10,158
It doesn't even belong to me.
299
00:14:10,132 --> 00:14:12,961
No one has ever called
Bilejik unreasonable.
300
00:14:12,868 --> 00:14:15,013
What about that
thing called the Mint?
301
00:14:14,949 --> 00:14:17,416
The Mint? I can't
give you the Mint.
302
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,219
Elizabeth Taylor?
303
00:14:20,196 --> 00:14:21,674
Forget it.
304
00:14:21,637 --> 00:14:25,438
I guess I... I'd better
be getting back home.
305
00:14:26,211 --> 00:14:28,390
You are not going anywhere.
306
00:14:28,324 --> 00:14:31,136
Not until my master
has the formula he wants.
307
00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:33,189
But he has nothing
to trade me for it.
308
00:14:33,124 --> 00:14:35,604
And you ought to
hear what he's asking.
309
00:14:37,507 --> 00:14:39,051
Let me deal with him, master.
310
00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:41,156
But Jeannie... I will
get you what you wish.
311
00:14:41,091 --> 00:14:42,202
All right.
312
00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:43,757
I'll be out on the
patio if you need me.
313
00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:45,360
Mm. Don't give away
the country, huh?
314
00:14:45,316 --> 00:14:46,348
No.
315
00:14:47,491 --> 00:14:49,803
Oh, my dear great-granddaughter,
316
00:14:49,731 --> 00:14:51,009
you are wasting your time,
317
00:14:50,979 --> 00:14:52,890
because you have
nothing to offer me.
318
00:14:52,835 --> 00:14:55,413
Ha! Your formula
means nothing to me.
319
00:14:55,330 --> 00:14:56,975
Oh-ho, it doesn't, hey?
320
00:14:56,931 --> 00:14:58,876
[LAUGHS]
321
00:14:58,819 --> 00:15:00,195
Of course not.
322
00:15:00,162 --> 00:15:01,741
I just wanted to get
him out of the room
323
00:15:01,699 --> 00:15:03,443
so I could wish you
a safe journey home.
324
00:15:03,395 --> 00:15:04,728
Oh, thank you.
325
00:15:05,698 --> 00:15:07,109
Give my love to the family.
326
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,818
I will.
327
00:15:08,770 --> 00:15:10,932
Great-grandmother is well?
328
00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:14,412
Yes, she is her same
old sour-tempered self.
329
00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:16,836
And Tanya?
330
00:15:16,755 --> 00:15:19,066
Tanya?
331
00:15:18,994 --> 00:15:20,588
Mm.
332
00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:21,824
The little belly dancer.
333
00:15:21,794 --> 00:15:23,254
Oh, that...? That Tanya?
334
00:15:23,217 --> 00:15:26,263
I think I shall arrange
335
00:15:26,162 --> 00:15:27,840
for Great-grandmother
to meet her.
336
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,037
No, no, no. Please, please,
337
00:15:29,009 --> 00:15:31,522
do not disturb your
poor, old grandmother
338
00:15:31,442 --> 00:15:33,375
with all of these
little problems.
339
00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:38,690
Well, all right. When
do you want the formula?
340
00:15:38,626 --> 00:15:39,603
Now.
341
00:15:39,586 --> 00:15:41,630
Master?
342
00:15:41,569 --> 00:15:42,913
Yeah?
343
00:15:42,881 --> 00:15:44,659
My great-grandfather has decided
344
00:15:44,609 --> 00:15:46,019
to tell you what
you wish to know.
345
00:15:45,984 --> 00:15:48,163
Yes, and you must
understand that this is just
346
00:15:48,097 --> 00:15:50,509
out of the goodness of my heart.
347
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:53,545
Because we are a
very generous people.
348
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,751
However, if you wish
to show your gratitude...
349
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,792
Great-grandfather.
350
00:15:57,728 --> 00:15:59,862
All right, all right.
351
00:16:00,928 --> 00:16:02,305
I will need a few things.
352
00:16:02,272 --> 00:16:03,349
Yes, what?
353
00:16:03,328 --> 00:16:05,306
Salt water. Salt water.
354
00:16:05,248 --> 00:16:06,626
Yes. Porous cloth.
355
00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:07,803
Porous cloth.
356
00:16:07,777 --> 00:16:09,604
Seeds of the geloom.
357
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,097
Seeds of... the geloom? Mm-hm.
358
00:16:11,056 --> 00:16:12,633
Oh, I know where
to find them, master.
359
00:16:12,592 --> 00:16:14,036
They grow in a
field near the Nile.
360
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,845
Oh, I will fetch
them right away.
361
00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:18,103
You will stay right here
and I will fetch them.
362
00:16:18,031 --> 00:16:20,142
No woman ever gives me orders.
363
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,392
Heh-heh. Is there anything
you would like me to tell
364
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,198
Great-grandmother
while I'm there?
365
00:16:24,144 --> 00:16:26,122
Tell her I'm fine.
366
00:16:26,064 --> 00:16:28,409
I'll be home as soon as
I get finished with this...
367
00:16:28,336 --> 00:16:30,480
This business.
368
00:16:30,415 --> 00:16:31,948
Keep your eye on him, master.
369
00:16:33,232 --> 00:16:35,476
I certainly appreciate
this, Mr. Bilejik.
370
00:16:35,407 --> 00:16:37,385
I can't tell you what it
would mean to me and...
371
00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:38,822
Oh, it's nothing, nothing.
372
00:16:38,783 --> 00:16:40,661
If you... If you wish to...
373
00:16:40,607 --> 00:16:42,985
To do me a little
favor, well, uh...
374
00:16:42,911 --> 00:16:45,423
You see, I have a
little money scheme,
375
00:16:45,343 --> 00:16:47,622
and I would like to
meet your president.
376
00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:49,362
I have not gone yet.
377
00:16:49,311 --> 00:16:54,514
If there is anything I
detest, it's a sneaky genie.
378
00:16:55,038 --> 00:16:58,039
[???]
379
00:17:18,654 --> 00:17:19,965
Hello, Dr. Bellows.
380
00:17:19,934 --> 00:17:22,145
I've been thinking about
our meeting this morning,
381
00:17:22,078 --> 00:17:23,122
and I wanted to ask you...
382
00:17:23,102 --> 00:17:24,079
What have you got there?
383
00:17:24,062 --> 00:17:25,706
Well, this is
drinking water, sir.
384
00:17:25,661 --> 00:17:27,973
Don't you have running
water in your home, captain?
385
00:17:27,902 --> 00:17:29,446
Well, of course.
386
00:17:29,405 --> 00:17:31,283
This isn't ordinary
water. It's seawater.
387
00:17:31,229 --> 00:17:32,873
Huh.
388
00:17:32,829 --> 00:17:34,791
I should have known.
389
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:36,978
And if I should ask you
why you're drinking seawater,
390
00:17:36,909 --> 00:17:38,037
what would your answer be?
391
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:40,024
I'm conducting a
little experiment, sir.
392
00:17:39,965 --> 00:17:41,092
Oh, another one, captain?
393
00:17:41,069 --> 00:17:42,964
Have you finished
the one with the car?
394
00:17:42,909 --> 00:17:45,421
Yes, sir, I finished that. I
won't have to test that again.
395
00:17:45,341 --> 00:17:46,985
So now you're drinking seawater?
396
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,936
Are you sure that cask
397
00:17:48,877 --> 00:17:50,737
doesn't contain
something else, captain?
398
00:17:50,684 --> 00:17:52,430
I-I don't understand
what you mean, sir.
399
00:17:52,381 --> 00:17:54,475
Some whiskey, perhaps?
400
00:17:54,412 --> 00:17:56,490
Gin? Vodka?
401
00:17:56,428 --> 00:17:58,523
I hope you don't
think that I'd be...
402
00:17:58,460 --> 00:17:59,904
Oh, don't I?
403
00:17:59,868 --> 00:18:02,380
I'm not as innocent
as I look, captain.
404
00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,662
Well, sir, really,
it's just plain old
405
00:18:04,588 --> 00:18:06,649
ordinary seawater,
that's all. Just...
406
00:18:06,588 --> 00:18:07,798
Now, don't... Don't drink it.
407
00:18:07,771 --> 00:18:09,088
Uh, colonel, please don't...
408
00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:15,183
[MOUTHS] Seawater.
409
00:18:15,163 --> 00:18:16,163
Seawater.
410
00:18:19,147 --> 00:18:21,514
I-I'm sorry, sir, I...
411
00:18:22,572 --> 00:18:25,217
I mean, I... I told you.
412
00:18:25,131 --> 00:18:28,499
[???]
413
00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:32,471
[HUMMING]
414
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,322
[DOOR OPENS]
415
00:18:34,267 --> 00:18:36,066
[DOOR CLOSES]
416
00:18:36,891 --> 00:18:38,035
Here's your seawater, sir.
417
00:18:38,011 --> 00:18:39,255
Oh, good.
418
00:18:39,227 --> 00:18:40,504
Good, good, good. Thank you.
419
00:18:40,474 --> 00:18:44,154
Oh, tell me, sir, are
you a very rich man?
420
00:18:44,027 --> 00:18:45,104
Who, me?
421
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,494
Why, no, no. Why?
422
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,704
Well, I thought perhaps
423
00:18:48,635 --> 00:18:51,769
you could arrange
a little loan for me.
424
00:18:53,995 --> 00:18:55,005
Forget it.
425
00:18:54,986 --> 00:18:57,465
Here are your geloom seeds.
426
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:58,564
Oh, may I see those?
427
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,616
I want to find out the
modern name for them.
428
00:19:00,554 --> 00:19:02,232
If it works, that is.
429
00:19:02,186 --> 00:19:03,246
It had better work.
430
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,870
Oh, poor Bilejik.
431
00:19:04,826 --> 00:19:07,071
He's... He's caught in
a real den of thieves,
432
00:19:07,002 --> 00:19:09,548
but it will work.
433
00:19:09,466 --> 00:19:10,965
Ah.
434
00:19:12,570 --> 00:19:15,716
Now... Now... Now we
pour the seawater in that.
435
00:19:15,610 --> 00:19:17,843
Do not trouble yourself, master.
436
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,900
Oh, my. She was
always a showoff.
437
00:19:29,785 --> 00:19:31,063
What happens now?
438
00:19:31,033 --> 00:19:34,679
Oh, what usually happens
is that I get paid, but...
439
00:19:34,553 --> 00:19:36,831
Well, all right. You'll
have fresh water in...
440
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,571
In less than a minute.
441
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:39,531
How does it work?
442
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:41,091
Well, you... You see, the seeds
443
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:43,860
have an incredible
affinity for the salt,
444
00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:46,014
and they soak it
up just like sponges.
445
00:19:45,945 --> 00:19:47,673
Well, you mean,
that's all there is to it?
446
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:48,969
Oh, no, no.
447
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:50,848
Usually I make it
much more complicated.
448
00:19:50,793 --> 00:19:53,438
As a matter of fact, I did the
same experiment a long time ago.
449
00:19:53,352 --> 00:19:54,963
It took me seven months.
450
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:58,083
Oh, but the sultan
paid me a fortune.
451
00:19:57,977 --> 00:20:00,143
Here. Taste it.
452
00:20:05,176 --> 00:20:06,820
[LAUGHS]
453
00:20:06,775 --> 00:20:09,125
She always was a showoff.
454
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:17,886
It's fresh water.
455
00:20:17,832 --> 00:20:19,426
And it's wonderful.
BILEJIK: Yes.
456
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,384
Be my guest.
457
00:20:21,623 --> 00:20:23,268
Bilejik, I don't know
how to thank you.
458
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,034
Thou art telling me?
459
00:20:24,983 --> 00:20:28,295
He has already
been thanked, master.
460
00:20:28,182 --> 00:20:31,094
Look at the size of these.
Look how big they are.
461
00:20:30,998 --> 00:20:32,827
Yes. Well, of course,
they're full of salt.
462
00:20:32,775 --> 00:20:33,802
Where can I get more?
463
00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:35,027
Oh, it's a weed.
464
00:20:34,999 --> 00:20:37,461
It grows in fields
everywhere, everyplace.
465
00:20:37,383 --> 00:20:38,960
You've done it, Jeannie.
466
00:20:38,919 --> 00:20:39,996
Bilejik, I'm going to see
467
00:20:39,974 --> 00:20:41,535
that your name
goes down in history.
468
00:20:41,494 --> 00:20:43,538
Well, who wants that?
469
00:20:43,478 --> 00:20:45,478
There... There's no money in it.
470
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:50,093
Can I go home now?
471
00:20:50,054 --> 00:20:52,782
Yes, Great-grandfather.
Have a safe journey home.
472
00:20:52,694 --> 00:20:54,527
And give my love to Tanya.
473
00:20:55,509 --> 00:20:56,709
Ah-ah-ah-ah.
474
00:20:57,558 --> 00:21:00,054
Ah! Look what he had stolen.
475
00:20:59,974 --> 00:21:02,552
You should have
let him keep 'em.
476
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:06,650
Jeannie, do you have any
idea what these seeds mean?
477
00:21:06,501 --> 00:21:08,012
We're gonna go
look up a botanist
478
00:21:07,974 --> 00:21:10,407
and find out the
modern name for these.
479
00:21:11,045 --> 00:21:13,757
Oh, it's incredible.
480
00:21:13,669 --> 00:21:17,515
Why, this is the
most exciting find
481
00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:18,691
I've ever run across.
482
00:21:18,661 --> 00:21:20,238
You don't know the half of it.
483
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,808
Oh, there's no doubt about it.
484
00:21:21,765 --> 00:21:23,710
No, no, this is it.
485
00:21:23,653 --> 00:21:24,713
You know the name of it?
486
00:21:24,693 --> 00:21:25,737
I told you the name of it.
487
00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:27,595
It is called the geloom seed.
488
00:21:27,541 --> 00:21:31,187
These seeds are the seeds
of the Lucretia Quimby daisy.
489
00:21:31,061 --> 00:21:33,156
We're gonna need a lot of them.
490
00:21:33,093 --> 00:21:34,621
Well, they grow like weeds.
491
00:21:34,581 --> 00:21:37,492
It was named for his mother
by a man named Quimby,
492
00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:38,858
in the year 1872.
493
00:21:38,821 --> 00:21:40,498
That was nice of him, wasn't it?
494
00:21:40,452 --> 00:21:44,683
Oh, it goes way back.
Several thousand years back.
495
00:21:44,533 --> 00:21:45,576
Yeah, I know. I know.
496
00:21:45,556 --> 00:21:48,036
They grow wild
in the Middle East.
497
00:21:48,116 --> 00:21:49,744
Grew. Grew?
498
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:51,244
Yes. You see, uh,
499
00:21:51,204 --> 00:21:53,633
Quimby was an archaeologist,
as well as a botanist.
500
00:21:53,556 --> 00:21:55,434
That's why we have
a record of this seed.
501
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:59,143
And he translated an
ancient work on botany.
502
00:21:59,012 --> 00:22:01,858
Gave the whole
history of the plant and...
503
00:22:01,764 --> 00:22:02,841
the blight.
504
00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:03,980
The blight?
505
00:22:04,755 --> 00:22:06,400
The blight that wiped out
506
00:22:06,356 --> 00:22:09,769
the Lucretia Quimby
daisy, in the year 1.
507
00:22:09,652 --> 00:22:13,019
[???]
508
00:22:19,011 --> 00:22:21,979
[???]
509
00:22:38,626 --> 00:22:42,195
[HUMMING]
510
00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:54,817
Hi, Jeannie.
511
00:22:54,753 --> 00:22:56,164
What are you doing?
512
00:22:56,129 --> 00:22:59,109
Oh. I am in the middle
of an experiment.
513
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:00,386
I see. And I'm
supposed to ask you
514
00:23:00,353 --> 00:23:01,698
what the experiment is, right?
515
00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:02,776
Do you really want to know?
516
00:23:02,753 --> 00:23:04,152
Go ahead, tell me.
517
00:23:04,993 --> 00:23:06,259
Drink this.
518
00:23:06,897 --> 00:23:07,963
What is it?
519
00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:09,643
Fresh water.
520
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:16,521
[???]
521
00:23:16,432 --> 00:23:17,498
It's salt water.
522
00:23:19,569 --> 00:23:22,063
Yes. I cannot make fresh
water out of salt water,
523
00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:23,762
but I have learned
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