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I can't believe it.
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In August, Dukakis
looked like shoo-in.
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Yeah, that was before
he got into the tank.
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Now we've got Dennis the
Menace as vice president.
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You know the worst thing
about Bush winning's gonna be?
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Alex.
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Next time, I'm voting
for the front-runner,
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no matter what he stands for.
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Hey.
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Here you go.
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All right, Alex, let us have it.
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We're ready.
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You people underestimate me.
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The question is not whether we
are Democrats or Republicans.
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Okay? We are Americans.
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Whatever differences we
had during the campaign,
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we must now set aside.
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I want a kinder...
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gentler nation.
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Remember...
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you fought the good fight, okay?
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You have nothing
to be ashamed of.
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♪♪
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♪ I bet we've been
together for a million years ♪
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♪ And I bet we'll be
together for a million more ♪
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♪ Oh, it's like I
started breathing ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do,
baby, without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't no nothing we
can't love each other through ♪
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♪ What would we do,
baby, without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la. ♪
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Ah, good, good,
good! You're all here!
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You know what I
have behind my back?
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- The fridge.
- We have no idea, Dad.
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Whoa! A piece of paper.
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What a stunner, Dad.
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I've never seen
that done up close.
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This is an electricity bill.
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From the size of it, you'd think
we were major shareholders
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of Ohio Electric.
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I own some.
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Does anyone know who the
chief waster of electricity is?
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- I bet it's one of us.
- I bet it's one of us.
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I did a little spot-check of
your bedrooms last night,
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and I came up with
some interesting data.
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Dad, I need my lights to study.
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- So do I.
- I need
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my light to study, too.
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Uh-uh-uh, it seems that
Jennifer has forgotten
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she left her air conditioner on.
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Jennifer! It's almost winter.
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It's not even hot.
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Well, evidently it is,
when you're under your...
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electric blanket.
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Okay, well, now that we
know who the culprit is,
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maybe she can just move out,
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and the rest of us can get on
with our energy-efficient lives.
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The utility bills in this
house are too high,
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and they must come down...
Have I made myself clear?
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- Yes, Dad.
- Crystalline, Pop.
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I think these are brown enough.
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So, what are you doing, Andy?
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My history homework.
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Your history homework?
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Alex is teaching me.
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Today we're covering
the Industrial Revolution:
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A capitalist perspective.
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Well, somebody's got
to supplement that joke
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of a first grade curriculum.
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Listen, Andy, maybe
you can skip that today,
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because Nick's bringing over
someone for you to play with...
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His little nephew Rocco.
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Rocco?
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He's so cute. You
know, he's just like Nick.
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Of course he's not
as sophisticated.
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I mean, he is
only five years old.
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So he's still got a year to go.
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For your information, Alex,
Rocco's a very sweet little boy.
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He's staying with
Nick for a week.
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I think you're really
gonna like him, Andy.
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Neat! When is he coming over?
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Any minute now.
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All right, okay...
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listen, before Nick
and, uh, Rocco get here,
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maybe we can pack
a little more fun in.
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Now, I got a
surprise for you, pal.
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I was gonna save it for later,
but I think you've earned it.
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In the living room,
on the table, is a book.
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The Socio- and Economic
Impact of the Cotton Gin.
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It's yours, pal.
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Yay!
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Alex, you spoil him.
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Hey, Mal, listen, I
think it's nice that, uh...
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that Nick's bringing
his nephew over.
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I just don't want you to
get your hopes up, all right?
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- What do you mean?
- It's just that I don't know if Andy's
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gonna be that interested
in playing with Rocco.
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I mean, he's really excited
about the Industrial Revolution,
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and, you know, it's hard,
at his age, to really fake
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that-that common touch.
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Oh, they're here.
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Hey.
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Hey, hey.
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Everybody, this is
my nephew Rocco.
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Hey.
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So, well, where's Andy, huh?
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Well, Nick, uh,
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you know, Andy's a little shy.
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So I-I would...
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Hi.
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Is that an earring?
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Yeah, I would let you touch it,
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but my ear's kind of infected.
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Neat. Come on.
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- I'll show you my room.
- Cool!
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We're working on his shyness.
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Ow!
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Are you okay?
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Dad, that's the third
time I've cut myself.
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Can we please have
a little more light?
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There's more than enough light.
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Isn't there, Jennifer?
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I don't know, is that you, Dad?
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Dad, please?
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All of them, Steven.
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All right, all right.
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I wasn't aware we were
going to perform microsurgery
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in this area.
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Well, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go wash my hair
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and dry it by candlelight.
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Wow, light.
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All right, can we have a
little decorum here, please?
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It is time for Wall Street Week.
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Alex, Alex, you
don't intend to use
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the electricity-guzzling
television, do you?
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No, Dad, I thought I'd use
the wood-burning television.
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Hey, Andy!
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Buddy, come on down!
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Wall Street Week is starting!
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Alex, Andy's not here.
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Uh, Nick took him
and Rocco to the mall.
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The mall?!
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Why would Nick
drag Andy to the mall?
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I'm sorry. First of all, Alex,
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nobody has to be
dragged to the mall.
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And secondly, Andy wanted to go.
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Nick is buying him a
T-shirt just like Rocco's.
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Not-not the one with the
picture of the dancing girl
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and a mug of beer...
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Oh, no, no, you can't
buy those in a store.
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No, Rocco's mother
is a waitress there.
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Well, I think it's nice
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that Nick wants to
buy Andy a T-shirt.
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And if Andy wants
his ear pierced,
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like his friend Rocco, I'm
sure nice Nick will take him
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to the earring booth at the
mall and get him that, too.
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Oh, don't exaggerate, Alex.
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Nick would certainly know
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that we wouldn't
want Andy to do that.
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Right, Mallory?
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Right, I think.
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This is Wall Street Week.
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Welcome back.
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One year ago this
week, Wall Street had a...
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I can't believe it started
and Andy's not here.
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Now what am I supposed to do,
watch Wall Street Week alone?
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What's wrong with that?
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It's just not done.
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I mean, I mean, Wall Street Week
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is event television.
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It's something you got to
share with your loved ones.
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I'd rather caught
in Bloomingdale's
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in a house dress and flip-flops.
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Mom?
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Mommy?
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Come on, I mean, we
haven't... we haven't spent
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a lot of quality time
together recently.
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Now's not the
time to start, honey.
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Hey, Pop, guess it's
just us men then, huh?
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I think there's a
light on in the attic.
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Somewhere,
kilowatts are escaping.
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Wait, what are we doing?
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We're abandoning our
firstborn in his hour of need.
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Oh, come on, Mom, it's fun.
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- Well, let's sit down with him.
- All right.
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- Hey! All right!
- How bad can it be?
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Wall Street Week?
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Well, could be worse.
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It could be one of your
dad's documentaries.
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So, uh, what do we do?
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Just, uh, just sit and watch it?
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No, no, no, no.
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You sit back,
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relax,
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let it envelop you...
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whisk you away
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into the magical
world of finance.
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Here we go.
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Throughout the ages,
man has found a need
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to have some medium of exchange.
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So true.
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That is so true.
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Early man used shiny
stones for this purpose.
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On the other hand,
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you might find more
solace in the report
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by a Vanderbilt
University psychologist...
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Look at that graph.
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Chic-a-chic-a-boom.
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Hey, we are back, and we
had a great time at the mall.
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- Yeah, and I got a T-shirt.
- Wow!
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That-that's great, that's
great, Andy... look, you're late.
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Wall Street Week's
already started.
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Look, Alex, Rocco
bought me this great truck.
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Oh, that-that was
real nice of you, Rocco,
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but you didn't have
to get that for Andy.
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I had some spare dough.
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Oh, hey, I almost forgot.
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We made a special
stop at the earring booth...
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I bought these for Mal.
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Oh.
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What, they're too busy?
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All right...
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Okay, Andy,
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you missed the beginning of
the show, but you're in luck.
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I taped it; I'll watch it again
later with you, if you want.
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Wait a minute, Alex,
you're using the VCR
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and the television
at the same time?
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Now, that's it, no
more electricity for you.
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- Did you...?
- Come on, Steven.
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It's time for your nap.
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You can dream about
an electricity-free world.
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Look, Elyse,
somewhere in this house
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there is current flowing.
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Well, it's not in your brain.
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Come on, Andy, let's go
play truck convoy in your room.
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- Yeah, let's go.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Andy.
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Andy, Andy,
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don't you want to
watch the show?
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I could watch that any time.
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I want to go upstairs
and play truckers.
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Why don't you come
up and help us, Alex?
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You can watch for smokies.
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You don't want to
play truckers, do you?
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Yes, I do. It's fun.
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From the world's
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biggest creditor nation
to its biggest debtor.
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And the only way
we got away with it
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was that foreigners
seemed to like our...
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Well, I'm glad I caught
you all in here together.
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Do you know what this is?
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I'm not gonna fall for
this one again, Dad.
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This is the water bill.
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Now, what are you people
doing... Bathing in the stuff?
255
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,277
Well, I know I'm
not the problem.
256
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,702
I take a shower every
morning for 35 minutes.
257
00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:21,517
To be exact...
258
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,086
34 minutes and 27 seconds.
259
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:26,088
A personal best.
260
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,624
Elyse, I clocked it...
261
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:32,710
Steven, don't tell me
you timed my shower!
262
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,248
Jennifer...
263
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,371
Yes, Daddy?
264
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,373
Jennifer, you came in...
265
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,375
at a little over an hour.
266
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,944
Morning and evening.
267
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,879
I like to think in the shower.
268
00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:52,481
Twice a day?
269
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,717
Well, in the morning,
I plan out my day,
270
00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:56,733
and at night, I recap it.
271
00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:00,823
Well, from now on,
think with the water off.
272
00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:02,458
Well, I'll try,
but it'll be hard
273
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:05,327
to consider it a shower
under those circumstances.
274
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,013
Dismissed.
275
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,862
Did you really need
15 minutes, Elyse?
276
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,406
I wish I could say
I'm not disappointed.
277
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,037
I'm getting dressed.
278
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:37,273
Please excuse me.
279
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,522
You can't say she's not polite.
280
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,805
Hey, have you guys seen Andy?
281
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,373
Yeah, he's out with
Nick and Rocco.
282
00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:52,708
The three of them went down
283
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,777
to the interstate to
eat at a truck stop.
284
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,145
Yeah, it was Rocco's idea.
285
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,048
He can only digest fried foods.
286
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:01,016
All right, okay...
287
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,785
is it just me,
288
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:05,054
or do you guys notice
a change in Andy?
289
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,422
What do you mean, a change?
290
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,711
It's like his personality's
had a lube job.
291
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,528
Well, I think he's
having a lot of fun
292
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,530
with Rocco and Nick,
if that's what you mean.
293
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:15,531
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
294
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:16,532
Uh, what else?
295
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,734
What are you
trying to get at, Alex?
296
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:21,036
All right, okay, I know
297
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,905
this is gonna sound crazy...
298
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:25,741
but... I get the feeling
299
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,077
that Andy's not that
interested in me anymore.
300
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,611
I mean, it's ridiculous, I know,
301
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:32,781
but it-it's almost like
he finds me boring.
302
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,783
You?!
303
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,785
Come on. Boring? Never.
304
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,987
Annoying, yes.
305
00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:40,989
Stuffy, absolutely.
306
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:44,211
Pompous, you bet.
307
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,443
Okay, but not boring.
308
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,032
Um... I don't know...
309
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:53,635
if you guys were-were young
boys around Andy's age,
310
00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:56,372
I mean, wouldn't
you find me exciting?
311
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,742
I mean, someone to look
up to, someone to emulate.
312
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,243
I'm not sure what emulate means,
313
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,259
but I'm going with a no.
314
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,933
I do know what emulate
means, and I'm also going with no.
315
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:14,523
Look, Alex, don't worry.
316
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,024
Andy's just being exposed
317
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:18,594
to something he's never
seen before with you:
318
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,963
Fun.
319
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:23,232
And he's finding it exciting.
320
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:26,034
But look, soon Rocco will leave,
321
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:29,638
and Andy will have no choice
but to hang out with you again.
322
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,893
Thanks, Mal.
323
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,996
If it's any consolation,
I'm still fascinated by you.
324
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,858
Hello.
325
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,094
Uh, no, Jennifer's
not here right now.
326
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,762
Yeah. She'll call you back.
327
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,931
Uh, no... uh, wait, wait.
328
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,389
She'll write you a letter.
329
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,993
You know what I have here?
330
00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:12,514
A list of your favorite foods?
331
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,850
No, this is our phone bill.
332
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,454
Very large phone bill.
333
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,355
Dad, I hardly ever
use the phone...
334
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:23,492
No, no, no, no, it's
not... it's not you, Alex.
335
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:24,760
And it's not me.
336
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:28,677
It's those chatty
women we live with.
337
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,788
Magpies.
338
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,860
- Dad...
- I've-I've... I've watched them, Alex.
339
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:46,465
Yack, yack, yack, yack, yack.
340
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:54,673
Long pause, then... yack,
yack, yack, yack, yack.
341
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,093
Again.
342
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,789
They don't care.
343
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,237
You're one foot out
the window, Dad.
344
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,605
I'm not kidding.
345
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:14,977
Hey, guys.
346
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,479
- How was the grease?
- Oh, it was great. Great!
347
00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:19,915
You know what? You got
to come to the diner with us.
348
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,450
They got this new deep fryer.
349
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,500
Makes everything
taste like chicken.
350
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,421
Sorry I missed it.
351
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,056
We brought you something.
352
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,393
For me? Well, I'll cherish it.
353
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:32,694
What is it?
354
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,664
It's a truck cab deodorizer.
355
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,133
How did you know?
356
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,203
We got something
for you, too, Mr. K.
357
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,471
Huh? Oh.
358
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,872
Oh, what's this?
359
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,274
Well, we're not sure.
360
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,776
You know, it's either
fish sticks, of French fries.
361
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,860
But it's gonna
taste like chicken.
362
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:55,250
Hey, Alex, we're going
to the dirt bike race now.
363
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:56,451
You want to come?
364
00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:57,686
It's loud, noisy and dirty.
365
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,391
Ah, well, that's-that's a
hard offer to turn down,
366
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,693
but, uh, I think I'm
gonna give that a pass.
367
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,261
- Okay. See you later.
- All right.
368
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,601
Okay.
369
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,870
Dad, is this not
driving you crazy?
370
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,988
Well, it's the
thought that counts.
371
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:24,212
Dad, don't you know
what's going on here?
372
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:27,115
I mean, you-you've been
so busy cutting down costs,
373
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:28,517
you haven't even noticed.
374
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,978
Dad, we're losing our son.
375
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:37,659
Oh, sure, when he does
something bad, it's our son, huh?
376
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:41,730
What-what... what seems
to be the problem, Alex?
377
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:42,898
I don't know. I mean, it's...
378
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,132
What?
379
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:46,835
Ever since Rocco
came into Andy's life,
380
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,404
I mean, it's nothing
but-but games,
381
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:52,398
toys, fun, fun, fun.
382
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,966
Is that the kind of
six-year-old that you want?
383
00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,582
Want? Well-well, when
it comes to the behavior
384
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:02,884
of my children,
want is something
385
00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:04,553
I gave up a long time ago.
386
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,321
Well, what do you mean?
387
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:08,490
Well, take you, for instance.
388
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,926
Um, when you were
first born, as you know,
389
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,928
we called you Moonbeam.
390
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,217
- Yeah, all right. Shh! Shh!
- Well...
391
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,535
You wore love beads.
392
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:21,970
Yeah, yeah, right.
393
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,123
Tie-dyed pajamas with
a little flap in the back.
394
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:32,948
You listened to Woody
Guthrie, Pete Seeger.
395
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,964
You were a child of the earth.
396
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,221
Laughing, loving, sharing.
397
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,237
Caring.
398
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:44,979
Then one day, you snapped.
399
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,664
What are you getting at, Dad?
400
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,666
You have to be
careful with Andy.
401
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,901
You push too
hard, you'll lose him.
402
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,504
Then you'll have to wait
for him to come back.
403
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,087
That's how it was with you.
404
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,444
All right, so, uh...
405
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:04,546
so when did I come back?
406
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,766
We're still waiting.
407
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:20,595
♪ This land is your land ♪
408
00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:24,332
♪ This land is my land... ♪
409
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:25,356
Nah...
410
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:30,891
Do you know what this is?
411
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,676
A bill.
412
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,545
That's right.
413
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,147
It's the gas bill.
414
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,148
Steven...
415
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,184
this house is heated with oil.
416
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,885
The only thing in this
house that runs on gas
417
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:44,986
is the kitchen stove.
418
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,855
That bill can't be
more than $15.
419
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,757
Yes, but I think
with a little efficiency,
420
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,341
we can shave off $1.50.
421
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,096
- What?
- Steven...
422
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,064
Yes? Yes, Elyse?
423
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,717
You really do need to
seek professional help.
424
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:03,455
Do you know what that will cost?
425
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,742
All right, Andy!
426
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,143
You ready to head out
to the dirt bike races?
427
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,811
- I sure am.
- All right, buddy.
428
00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:12,114
Hey, uh, how about you, Alex?
You sure you don't want to come?
429
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:13,849
Ah, no, I don't think I'm
gonna make it this time.
430
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,350
But you guys go
ahead, have a great time.
431
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:17,185
I'll stay here and
hold down the fort.
432
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,454
You know, Alex, you're
not exactly my type of guy,
433
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:22,004
but for the kind of guy
you are, you're okay.
434
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,527
Well, thanks, Rocco.
435
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:28,997
Underneath that
layer of 10-40 oil...
436
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,832
you're a pretty
good guy yourself.
437
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,267
All right, we're out of here.
438
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,435
Come on... anybody
else coming, huh?
439
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:34,870
Yeah, I'd love to
come; I've never been.
440
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,204
Oh, Mal, you're gonna love it.
441
00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:39,141
Tonight they are
crowning the Mud Queen.
442
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:41,042
Hey, uh, how about you,
Jen? You want to come?
443
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:42,043
Are you kidding?
444
00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:43,912
I never miss a mud coronation.
445
00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:49,151
Hey, Alex, you want to come?
446
00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:50,218
Uh, no, pal.
447
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:51,653
Uh, I think I'm gonna pass.
448
00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:53,455
But you go and have a good time,
449
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,423
and when you come home,
you tell me all about it, okay?
450
00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:56,625
- Okay.
- All right, bye-bye.
451
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,193
Come on, Andy.
Come on, let's go!
452
00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,562
- See you later!
- Bye-bye.
453
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,431
Well, you did the
right thing, Alex.
454
00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:04,699
You showed some
real grace, there.
455
00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:06,701
Ah... you know.
456
00:22:06,725 --> 00:22:08,036
Want him to be happy.
457
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,204
You know, sometimes, honey,
458
00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:10,472
you're a little hard on him.
459
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,374
Sometimes you're a
little intense with him,
460
00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:14,376
but I-I'd really rather it be
that way than have you just...
461
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,044
ignore him.
462
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,646
You know, if you're gonna
make a mistake with him,
463
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:18,947
it's gonna be out of love.
464
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,249
There's nothing like a mom.
465
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:22,250
What can I say?
466
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:23,274
Hey...
467
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,647
- Hi.
- Hey.
468
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,496
What's up? You forget something?
469
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,799
No, I just decided to stay home.
470
00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:39,668
What? Hey, you all
right? You feeling okay?
471
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,558
You eat too many of
those chicken fish sticks?
472
00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:45,791
I'm fine; I'd just rather
be with you, that's all.
473
00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:49,311
Really?
474
00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:50,912
Uh... I mean, 'cause...
475
00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:53,181
you know, I-I don't want
to force you into anything.
476
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,182
You're not.
477
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,585
I really missed you.
478
00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:58,253
Wow.
479
00:22:58,277 --> 00:22:59,277
No kidding.
480
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,477
What, specifically,
did you miss?
481
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,527
Don't press me.
482
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:06,928
All right.
483
00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:07,929
All right, all right.
484
00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,097
I missed you, too, buddy.
485
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,999
I missed you big.
486
00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:12,834
I love you, Alex.
487
00:23:12,858 --> 00:23:14,019
I love you, too.
488
00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:17,572
And, hey... I'll tell you what:
489
00:23:17,596 --> 00:23:20,008
You tell me what you want
to do right now, we'll do it.
490
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,843
I'd really like
to play truckers.
491
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:22,844
Hey.
492
00:23:22,868 --> 00:23:24,179
All right, truckers it is.
493
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:25,213
Okay.
494
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,282
Oh, hey, um...
495
00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:29,851
can I be president
of the truck company?
496
00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:30,852
Sure, no problem.
497
00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:32,708
I'm chairman of the board.
498
00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:06,688
Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
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