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Johnny Mathis: ♪ I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER ♪

♪ FOR A MILLION YEARS ♪

Deniece Williams: ♪ AND I BET WE'LL BE TOGETHER ♪

♪ FOR A MILLION MORE ♪

♪ OH, IT'S LIKE I STARTED BREATHING ♪

♪ ON THE NIGHT WE KISSED ♪

Both: ♪ AND I CAN'T REMEMBER ♪

♪ WHAT I EVER DID BEFORE ♪

♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪

♪ WITHOUT US? ♪

♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪

♪ WITHOUT US? ♪

♪ AND THERE AIN'T NO NOTHING ♪

♪ WE CAN'T LOVE EACH OTHER THROUGH ♪

♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪

♪ WITHOUT US? ♪

♪ SHA LA LA LA ♪

COME IN, MAUREEN.

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO STEVEN.

MAUREEN. WHAT A SURPRISE. HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS HERE?

WELL, IT WASN'T EASY RUNNING YOU DOWN.

YOU'VE BEEN COVERING YOUR TRACKS PRETTY WELL.

COVERING MY TRACKS? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I HAVEN'T BEEN COVERING ANYTHING.

2 MONTHS AGO, YOU WERE IN NEW YORK CITY

AT YOUR FRIEND ROGER'S APARTMENT.

I WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN THAT

IF ROGER HADN'T CALLED TO ASK ME WHAT TO DO

WITH YOUR TRAVEL ALARM, WHICH YOU LEFT THERE.

AS IF I CARE!

ROB, WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN NEW YORK CITY?

THEN, LAST MONTH, YOU WERE IN YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK CAMPING OUT.

I WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN THAT IF A FOREST RANGER HADN'T CALLED

TO ASK ME WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR INFLATABLE PILLOW.

YOU WERE IN YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK?

FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS, I HAD NO IDEA WHERE YOU WERE

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LEAVE ANYTHING ANYWHERE.

ROB, ROB, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I THOUGHT YOU CAME DIRECTLY FROM BUFFALO.

I... I AM... I DID.

I'M ORIGINALLY FROM BUFFALO.

YES, I KNOW.

THAT'S WHERE WE MET.

YOU MEAN HE HASN'T TOLD YOU?

LOOK, MAUREEN, I REALLY DON'T THINK...

HE WALKED OUT OF THE HOUSE 2 MONTHS AGO WITHOUT A WORD TO ME.

HE LEFT HIS BUSINESS WITHOUT A WORD.

HIS CLIENTS HAVE BEEN CALLING ME AT THE HOUSE.

HERE. YOU'RE THE ACCOUNTANT, NOT ME.

YOU ANSWER THOSE. THE FIRST 10 ARE FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE PLANNING TO SUE US.

MOM IS SUING US?

OK. WELL, THEY'RE OUT OF ORDER.

UH, LOOK, MAUREEN, I UNDERSTAND

YOU MUST FEEL PRETTY BAD RIGHT NOW AND...

AH, ROB. YOU COULD ALWAYS SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME.

I JUST WANT TO SAY I AM SORRY ABOUT...

LOOK, I DIDN'T COME TO HEAR YOUR APOLOGIES.

I'M TRYING TO GET ON WITH MY LIFE.

WHETHER OR NOT THAT'S A LIFE THAT'S GOING TO INCLUDE YOU

IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE.

YOU HAVE CERTAIN RESPONSIBILITIES AND OBLIGATIONS,

AND YOU ARE DAMN WELL GOING TO LIVE UP TO THEM,

BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T,

THE NEXT MESSAGE ON THAT LITTLE PILE

IS GOING TO BE FROM MY LAWYER.

HE'S GOING TO SUE YOUR...

AUNT MAUREEN. HI, SWEETIE.

AUNT MAUREEN. HI, HONEY.

AUNT MAUREEN. HI, HON.

AUNT MAUREEN.

SO I'M ON MY WAY HOME FROM WORK.

I STOP AT THE SUPERMARKET.

GOT A CAR FULL OF GROCERIES.

PULL INTO THE DRIVEWAY,

I'M HONKING THE HORN. NOTHING HAPPENS.

SEE, ON TUESDAYS, ROB USUALLY GETS HOME BEFORE ME,

AND HE HELPS WITH THE GROCERIES.

SO, FINALLY, HE COMES DOWNSTAIRS,

AND HE'S GOT THIS FUNNY LOOK ON HIS FACE.

HE WALKS OVER TO ME, AND HE SAYS,

"MAUREEN, I THINK WE SHOULD SPLIT UP."

SO, I SAY, "FINE.

FIRST, HELP ME WITH THE GROCERIES, THEN WE'LL SPLIT UP."

I CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH HERE.

BUT MAUREEN, WHATEVER HAPPENS BETWEEN YOU AND ROB,

I WANT US TO STAY CLOSE, OK?

I MEAN, YOU'RE STILL FAMILY, FOR GOODNESS' SAKES.

THANKS, ELYSE.

YOUR SUPPORT MEANS A LOT TO ME.

AND I REALLY THINK I'M STARTING TO GET A HANDLE ON THIS.

I MEAN, I KNOW I'M GOING TO BE OK.

I'VE NO INTENTION OF SPENDING THE REST OF MY LIFE

DWELLING ON ROB AND WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN.

IT'S OVER. IT'S IN THE PAST. IT'S BEHIND ME.

GOOD FOR YOU.

SO WHO WAS THE LITTLE HUSSY DOWNSTAIRS?

KATHY. SHE'S...

SHE'S JUST A PHASE HE'S GOING THROUGH.

THEY GO OUT DANCING.

ROB GOES... ROB GOES DANCING?

HE'S THE WORST DANCER IN THE WORLD!

AT OUR WEDDING, HE STEPPED ON MY TOES SO MANY TIMES,

I HAD TO BE CARRIED OUT.

COME IN. EXCUSE ME.

I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THIS, AUNT MAUREEN.

BUT YOUR CAR'S BLOCKING MINE, AND...

AND I REALLY WANT TO LEAVE.

OH, I'M SORRY, MAL, BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO USE MY COMPUTER DOWN HERE.

IT'S LIKE A WAR ZONE UPSTAIRS.

IS EVERYONE STILL FIGHTING?

IN EVERY POSSIBLE COMBINATION.

FIRST, IT WAS DAD AND ROB IN MY ROOM.

THEN, IT MAUREEN AND ROB IN MOM AND DAD'S ROOM.

AND THEN, IT WAS MOM AND ROB IN YOUR ROOM.

AND THEN, IT WAS ANDY AND ROB IN THE BATHROOM.

OH, BUT I THINK THAT ONE WAS JUST

A MISUNDERSTANDING ABOUT TOWELS.

HOW IS IT UP THERE?

NOT GREAT. NOT GREAT.

AND ANDY ISN'T HELPING ANY.

HE'S BEEN RUNNING AROUND SAYING,

"IS SHE MY AUNT MAUREEN, OR ISN'T SHE?"

HOW CAN 2 PEOPLE WHO REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER

BECOME SEPARATED?

HOW CAN THEY LOSE THAT LOVE?

IT'S A LOT MORE COMMON THAN YOU THINK, JENNIFER.

I WATCH A LOT OF SOAP OPERAS.

IT SEEMS TO HAPPEN AT LEAST ONCE A SHOW.

I MEAN, IF ROB AND MAUREEN

CAN'T HOLD THEIR MARRIAGE TOGETHER, WHO CAN?

LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT, GIRLS.

HE'S GOT THAT PHIL DONAHUE LOOK AGAIN.

NOW, COME ON. COME ON.

LET'S TRY AND...

LET'S TRY TO PUT THIS IN HISTORICAL PERSPECTIVE.

OH, CAN WE, PLEASE?

YES, WE CAN.

YOU SEE, IN THE OLD DAYS,

MARRIAGES WERE ARRANGED BY THE PARENTS,

AND THESE MARRIAGES WERE BASED,

AS THEY SHOULD BE, ON MONEY...

THE BOND THAT DOESN'T BREAK.

NOW, LET'S SAY LATER ON THERE'S SOME TROUBLE.

THE MAN IS UNHAPPY. THE MARRIAGE ISN'T WORKING.

WHAT DOES HE DO?

HE TAKES A MISTRESS.

AND IF THE WOMAN IS UNHAPPY,

WHAT DOES SHE DO? SHE...

LEARNS TO KNIT.

SEE, THE IMPORTANT THING IS THE FAMILY STAYS TOGETHER,

AND THEY GET SOME NICE SWEATERS.

ROB, I WANT SOME ANSWERS.

YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ME.

I'M NOT RUNNING AWAY. I JUST WANT TO GET A CUP OF COFFEE.

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS NOW.

I'LL TRY THE LIVING ROOM.

OH, HEY, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.

OH, ME, TOO.

WE'RE ALL RIGHT. WE GOT IT.

HERE WE GO. OK.

BOY, YOU REALLY PAINTED

A PRETTY PICTURE FOR YOURSELF THERE, ROB.

MARRIAGE IS OVER, AMICABLE SEPARATION, NOBODY'S HURT.

YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU RAN OUT 2 MONTHS AGO

WITHOUT A WORD TO MAUREEN.

WELL, DO YOU THINK IT'S EASY FOR ME TO TALK ABOUT THIS?

I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S EMBARRASSING?

I'M STILL YOUR OLDER BROTHER, YOU KNOW.

SO, WHY DID YOU COME HERE AT ALL?

I WANTED TO BE IN A HOME AGAIN.

I GOT TIRED OF LIVING IN CAMPGROUNDS,

LYING OUT THERE AT NIGHT, STARING UP AT THE STARS,

TRYING TO EXPLAIN DIVORCE TO AN OWL.

TRY EXPLAINING IT TO ME, ROB.

EXPLAIN HOW YOU...

HOW YOU CAN JUST WALK OUT,

HOW YOU CAN TURN YOUR BACK ON 25 YEARS.

I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEETING WITH ONE OF MY CLIENTS...

BILL HODGES, HODGES OLDSMOBILE UP ON CLINTON?

REGULAR MONTHLY MEETING. NOTHING SPECIAL.

JUST TALK ABOUT THIS, TALK ABOUT THAT.

THE NEW OLDSMOBILES ARE COMING OUT.

THERE'S MORE ROOM IN THE BACK SEAT NOW.

THEN, HE STARTS IN ON ME FROM NOWHERE.

HE'S UNHAPPY WITH THE NEW TAX LAWS.

AND HE'S BLAMING ME. HE'S YELLING AT ME.

"WHERE ARE MY SHELTERS? I WANT MY SHELTERS!"

WELL, I SAID, "HEY, TAKE IT EASY.

"WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME FOR?

"I DIDN'T WRITE THE NEW TAX LAWS.

I'M NOT A CONGRESSMAN. I'M AN ACCOUNTANT."

I HEARD MYSELF SAYING IT.

"I'M AN ACCOUNTANT."

I'M AN ACCOUNTANT, STEVIE.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

I HATE NUMBERS.

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT ACCOUNTING.

IT SCARED ME.

IT SCARES ME, TOO, ROB.

YOU'RE MY ACCOUNTANT.

THE NEXT THING I KNOW,

I'M AT THE BATTING RANGE UP ON JEROME AVENUE...

YOU KNOW, WHERE WE USED TO GO WHEN WE WERE KIDS?

AND I GO INTO THE FAST CAGE.

REMEMBER THE MONSTER, THE ONE WE WERE AFRAID TO GO INTO?

WELL, I STAYED IN THERE FOR 3 HOURS, STEVIE,

BUT I DID IT.

I HIT ONE OFF THE 350 SIGN IN LEFT CENTER.

IT COST ME $700 IN QUARTERS.

I DID IT!

I FELT BETTER THAN I HAVE FELT IN 20 YEARS.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, ROB?

YOU WANT TO GIVE UP ACCOUNTING

TO BECOME A DESIGNATED HITTER?

I WANT TO HOLD ON TO THE FEELING I HAD THAT DAY.

I CAN'T GO BACK TO MY OLD LIFE.

I CAN'T BE THAT GUY ANYMORE.

IT WOULD KILL ME, STEVIE.

NOW, THE KEY TO A REALLY GREAT PIECE FRENCH TOAST

IS THAT THE BREAD HAS BEEN SOAKING

IN THE EGG MIXTURE

FOR PRECISELY 14 HOURS.

OK? NOW, COOKING MUST BE DONE

OVER A MEDIUM FLAME IN A CAST-IRON SKILLET

UNTIL THE EDGES ARE A GOLDEN BROWN.

OK? NOW,

IF YOU FOLLOW THESE DIRECTIONS STEP BY STEP,

PAINSTAKING AS THEY MAY SEEM,

YOU'LL HAVE THE PERFECT PIECE OF FRENCH TOAST.

ANY QUESTIONS?

CAN I HAVE CEREAL?

CEREAL? CEREAL?

YOU DON'T ASK A PERSON OF MY CALIBER

TO MAKE YOU CEREAL.

ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS OPEN THE BOX, POUR IN MILK.

ANYBODY CAN MAKE CEREAL.

ALL RIGHT. OK, MALLORY CAN'T MAKE CEREAL.

BUT WHAT I AM OFFERING YOU,

FRENCH TOAST A LA ALEX, IS SPECIAL.

YOU KNOW, IT'S THE KIND OF THING

YOU KEEP BETWEEN BROTHERS.

IN FACT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS,

THAT WE'RE BROTHERS?

IT MEANS THAT I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING THAT YOU SAY.

THAT'S A BIG PART OF IT, YEP.

BUT IT ALSO MEANS

THAT WHEN YOU'RE SOMEBODY'S BROTHER,

YOU'RE ALWAYS THAT PERSON'S BROTHER.

IT'S LIKE DAD AND UNCLE ROB.

YOU KNOW, THEY WILL ALWAYS BE BROTHERS.

IS SHE MY AUNT MAUREEN, OR ISN'T SHE?

AUNTS ARE DIFFERENT.

BUT YOU AND I, WE WILL ALWAYS BE BROTHERS.

NOW, YOU MAY MEET, YOU KNOW, OTHER PEOPLE.

YOU MAY... MEET A GIRL.

YOU MIGHT GET MARRIED.

BUT I WILL ALWAYS BE

THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN YOUR LIFE.

GOTCHA.

ALL RIGHT.

HEY! HOW ARE YOU DOING? LISTEN.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A SPECTACULAR PIECE OF FRENCH TOAST?

OH, NO, THANKS. I HAD BREAKFAST AT THE HOTEL.

IS YOUR UNCLE ROB AROUND?

UH, NO. AS A MATTER OF FACT,

HE AND DAD WENT TO THE BATTING RANGE.

AH, YES. THE NEW CAREER.

MOM'S HERE. I CAN GO UP AND GET HER.

NO, IT'S OK. I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE

TO TALK TO YOU OR ANDY SINCE I GOT HERE.

I WAS HOPING WE COULD SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER.

ME, TOO.

WHO ARE YOU?

I'M YOUR AUNT MAUREEN.

THEN WHO'S THE OTHER LADY?

SHE'S YOUR UNCLE'S MIDLIFE CRISIS.

YOU STILL DON'T GET IT.

WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU IS.

YOU HAVE TO WAIT ON A CURVE.

I DID WAIT.

HI, MAUREEN.

HEY, ANDY, WHY DON'T WE GO OUT FOR BREAKFAST, HUH?

OK. WHO'S BUYING?

YOU ARE.

AGAIN?

AHEM...

ROB, I'VE GOT SOME THINGS HERE

WE REALLY MUST GO OVER.

YEAH, OF COURSE.

WELL... I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE THEN, HUH?

THANKS, STEVE.

MAUREEN, I REALLY FEEL...

NO, ROB. PLEASE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

IT ISN'T NECESSARY.

LET'S JUST TRY TO TAKE CARE OF THIS BUSINESS

AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE, HMM?

OK.

SOME OF YOUR CLIENTS' TAX RETURNS CAME

WHILE YOU WERE GONE.

YOU COMPLETED THESE OUT AND FILED THEM YOURSELF?

JUST BECAUSE WE'RE SEPARATING IS NO REASON

FOR THOSE PEOPLE TO GO TO JAIL.

MAUREEN, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE

FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE...

THE WAY I'VE DONE IT.

THIS IS YOUR AMERICAN EXPRESS BILL.

IT'S 2 MONTHS OVERDUE. I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE CARE OF IT.

AND THIS IS MASTERCARD...

IT'S NOT LIKE I DON'T KNOW

WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.

OR THAT I'M NOT GOING THROUGH IT, TOO.

OH, AND WE NEED A NEW ROOF.

YOU WERE RIGHT. THE FIRST BIG RAIN OF THE SEASON,

AND WE'VE GOT BUCKETS IN THE DINING ROOM.

WHO SHOULD I CALL FOR THAT, CALLOWAY?

MAUREEN, PLEASE. I'M TRYING TO APOLOGIZE.

NOT THAT WORDS CAN MAKE IT HURT ANY LESS

OR MAKE IT ANY BETTER.

I JUST WISH IT COULD HAVE BEEN SOME OTHER WAY.

YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER.

BUT I TRIED, MAUREEN. I REALLY TRIED.

I KNOW YOU DID.

I DID, TOO.

NOW, WHAT ABOUT THE CAR INSURANCE?

I CAN'T BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND

WHAT THEY'RE GOING THROUGH IN THERE.

I'M SITTING HERE THINKING

IS THERE ANY WAY WE COULD HAVE HELPED THEM,

ANYTHING ELSE WE COULD HAVE DONE?

LIKE WHAT? OH, I DON'T KNOW.

I GUESS WE DID EVERYTHING WE COULD.

WE LISTENED,

WE CRIED,

WE DROVE KATHY HOME.

YOU KNOW, WITH MAUREEN AND ROB SPLIT UP,

I THINK WE'RE THE ONLY COUPLE

FROM THE OLD GROUP STILL TOGETHER.

REMEMBER CHARLOTTE AND EDDIE?

YEAH. THEY SPLIT UP.

THAT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT, THOUGH.

CHARLOTTE REALIZED SHE WAS GAY.

MITCH AND DENISE.

SPLIT.

DENISE REALIZED SHE WAS GAY.

CHARLOTTE AND DENISE.

THEY'RE STILL TOGETHER.

ALL RIGHT? AND IF YOU NEED ANY EXTRA MONEY,

JUST CALL HENDRICKS

BECAUSE HE HAS ALL THE ACCOUNT NUMBERS.

I WILL.

I GUESS THIS IS GOOD-BYE.

I GUESS SO.

UM... WELL, I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON.

GIVE OUR LOVE TO JONATHAN AND MARILYN.

I WILL.

MY LOVE TO THE KIDS.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT US. WE'RE GOING TO BE OK.

COME ON. I'LL WALK YOU TO THE CAR.

WELL... IT'S OVER.

IT'S REALLY OVER.

IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU REALIZE, STEVIE,

I'VE NEVER REALLY LIVED ALONE?

I MEAN, I WENT FROM LIVING AT HOME,

SLEEPING NEXT TO YOU,

TO MARRYING MAUREEN AND SLEEPING NEXT TO HER.

I REALLY RESENTED IT, TOO.

I REMEMBER THINKING,

"WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DON'T HAVE?"

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN SO HAPPY WHEN I MOVED OUT.

YOU FINALLY HAD THAT ROOM TO YOURSELF.

YOU COULD SLEEP NEXT TO THE WINDOW.

I MISSED YOU.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

I WAS SURPRISED, TOO,

THE WAY YOU USED TO TORTURE ME.

I NEVER TORTURED YOU.

COME ON. WHAT ABOUT THE TIME YOU CUT MY HAIR?

WELL, YOU ASKED ME TO.

I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO MAKE A BIG BULL'S EYE

ON THE TOP OF MY HEAD.

I THOUGHT IT LOOKED CUTE.

WHAT ABOUT OLD SHEP?

YOU DON'T STILL HOLD THAT AGAINST ME?

YOU KNEW THAT RECORD ALWAYS MADE ME CRY,

AND YET, YOU'D PLAY IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN,

AND I'D CRY AND CRY AND CRY.

WHAT'S A BIG BROTHER FOR?

ON RAINY DAYS, YOU'D INVITE YOUR FRIENDS OVER TO THE HOUSE.

YOU'D SAY, "HEY,

WANT TO SEE MY KID BROTHER CRY?"

THEN YOU'D PUT ON OLD SHEP,

HOLD ME DOWN, AND MAKE ME LISTEN TO IT.

WHEN IT GOT TO THE PART ABOUT SHEP GOING TO...

DOGGY HEAVEN...

I'D CRY, YOUR FRIENDS WOULD APPLAUD,

AND YOU'D ALL GO OUT FOR AN ICE CREAM SODA.

HEY, BUFFALO'S A SLOW TOWN ON A RAINY DAY.

YOU WERE A GOOD BIG BROTHER, ROB.

YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME.

LATER ON, THROUGH ALL THE THINGS YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND...

THE PROTESTS, THE MARCHES, THE SIT-INS...

ALL THE THINGS YOU HATED...

YOU WERE THERE.

$20 STUFFED INTO MY SHIRT,

WHICH I WOULDN'T FIND TILL AFTER YOU'D GONE.

SOME CLOTHES FOR THE BABY

THAT WOULD MYSTERIOUSLY APPEAR AROUND CHRISTMAS TIME.

I WANT TO BE THERE FOR YOU.

I WANT TO HELP. I JUST...

I FEEL SO BAD.

DON'T... DON'T FEEL BAD.

I MEAN, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE,

I FEEL LIKE I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK...

MY OWN TRACK.

I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A SHOT

AT FINDING OUT WHO I AM.

THANKS, STEVIE, FOR ALL THE HELP YOU'VE GIVEN ME.

HEY.

WHAT'S A LITTLE BROTHER FOR?

HEY. ALEX.

I SAW AUNT MAUREEN OUT FRONT.

I SAID GOOD-BYE.

SHE SEEMED OK.

SHE'S GOING TO BE JUST FINE.

WHAT'S THAT?

OH, IT'S A RECORD CALLED OLD SHEP.

IT'S ABOUT A BOY AND HIS DOG.

WHEN I WAS A KID, ROBBIE ALWAYS USED TO PLAY IT,

AND I'D CRY.

YOU KEPT IT ALL THESE YEARS?

SOME THINGS ARE HARD TO GIVE UP.

YOU KNOW, DAD, YOU'RE A GOOD MAN,

AND YOU'RE A GREAT FATHER,

BUT YOU'RE JUST WAY TOO EMOTIONAL

FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

OLD SHEP.

PSHAW.

♪ WHEN I WAS A LAD ♪

♪ AND OLD SHEP WAS A PUP ♪

♪ O'ER HILLS AND MEADOWS, WE'D STRAY ♪

♪ JUST A BOY AND HIS DOG ♪

♪ WE WERE BOTH FULL OF FUN ♪

♪ WE GREW UP TOGETHER THAT WAY ♪

SORRY TO INTERRUPT, DAD.

I JUST WANT TO GET MY BUSINESS SECTION HERE.

♪ THE YEARS SPED ALONG ♪

♪ AND AT LAST, HE GREW OLD ♪

♪ HIS EYESIGHT WAS FAST GROWING DIM ♪

♪ THEN ONE DAY, THE DOCTOR ♪

♪ LOOKED AT ME AND SAID ♪

♪ I CAN'T DO NO MORE FOR HIM, JIM ♪

♪ WITH A HAND THAT WAS TREMBLIN' ♪

♪ I PICKED UP MY GUN ♪

♪ I AIMED IT AT SHEP'S FAITHFUL HEAD... ♪

THEY SHOT HIM?

Man: SIT, UBU, SIT.

GOOD DOG.