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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:15,247 ♪ I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER ♪ 2 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:17,882 ♪ FOR A MILLION YEARS ♪ 3 00:00:17,952 --> 00:00:20,785 ♪ AND I BET WE'LL BE TOGETHER ♪ 4 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,288 ♪ FOR A MILLION MORE ♪ 5 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:26,124 ♪ OH, IT'S LIKE I STARTED BREATHING ♪ 6 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,927 ♪ ON THE NIGHT WE KISSED ♪ 7 00:00:28,996 --> 00:00:30,995 ♪ AND I CAN'T REMEMBER ♪ 8 00:00:31,064 --> 00:00:34,132 ♪ WHAT I EVER DID BEFORE ♪ 9 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:37,135 ♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪ 10 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:39,871 ♪ WITHOUT US ♪ 11 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:42,541 ♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪ 12 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:45,811 ♪ WITHOUT US ♪ 13 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,813 ♪ AND THERE AIN'T NO NOTHING ♪ 14 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:51,316 ♪ WE CAN'T LOVE EACH OTHER THROUGH ♪ 15 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:54,085 ♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪ 16 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:56,921 ♪ WITHOUT US ♪ 17 00:00:56,990 --> 00:01:00,259 ♪ SHA LA LA LA ♪♪ 18 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:06,598 WHAT ARE YOU WRITING, JEN? 19 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,245 NOTHING. JUST A POEM 20 00:01:08,269 --> 00:01:09,979 FOR THE SCHOOL MAGAZINE. 21 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:11,270 HOW'S IT COMING? 22 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:12,271 OK, I GUESS. 23 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:14,051 I'M JUST STUCK ON THIS ONE LINE. 24 00:01:14,075 --> 00:01:15,075 WELL, MAYBE I CAN HELP. 25 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:16,486 YOU KNOW, I DON'T LIKE TO BRAG, 26 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:19,611 BUT IN GRADE SCHOOL, I USED TO BE QUITE A POET MYSELF. 27 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:23,282 THEY USED TO CALL ME "IAMBIC PENTAMETER" KEATON. 28 00:01:24,985 --> 00:01:28,019 THAT'S A FABULOUS NICKNAME, DAD. 29 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,166 WELL, COME ON, JEN, READ ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT SO FAR. 30 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:31,590 COME ON. 31 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:32,659 OK. 32 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:35,460 "THE GRAY WORLD SPINS. 33 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:38,830 "WE ARE ADRIFT IN THE EMPTY UNIVERSE. 34 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:39,899 "LOST. 35 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,433 "DEPRESSED. 36 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:43,401 "NOTHING IN SIGHT. 37 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:45,303 "NOTHING. 38 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:47,305 "NOTHING. 39 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:48,707 NOTHING." 40 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:52,544 IT'S CUTE. 41 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:57,482 MAYBE WE SHOULD PUT IT ON OUR CHRISTMAS CARDS. 42 00:01:57,551 --> 00:02:00,586 WELL, SURE, IT'S CUTE, 43 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:03,055 BUT ISN'T IT A LITTLE DEPRESSING? 44 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,255 JEN, A GIRL YOUR AGE 45 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:06,135 SHOULD BE WRITING ABOUT FLOWERS 46 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:08,493 AND SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS. 47 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:10,773 DAD, I WANT TO SHOW THE ALIENATION OF MANKIND 48 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:14,166 CONFRONTED WITH THE HORROR OF THE INDUSTRIAL AGE. 49 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:17,602 OK, BUT, I'M SURE THERE'S A NICER WAY TO DO IT. 50 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:20,638 GOOD EVENING. 51 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:22,507 THERE ARE MY GUYS. ALEX. 52 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:26,511 HEY, ALEX, DID YOU TAKE FIRST PLACE IN A HORSE SHOW? 53 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:31,216 FOR YOUR INFORMATION, JENNIFER, 54 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:33,585 THIS MEDAL DISTINGUISHES ME AS MEMBER 55 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:36,088 OF THE LELAND UNIVERSITY FRATERNITY COUNCIL. 56 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,457 GIVES ME JURISDICTION OVER FRATERNITY MATTERS 57 00:02:38,525 --> 00:02:39,791 ON THE LELAND CAMPUS. 58 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:42,628 IT IS A BIG DEAL. 59 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:45,964 HEY, TELL THEM WHAT THEY CALL ME, ANDY. 60 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:47,599 UM... 61 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,768 A POMPOUS FOOL. 62 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,044 NO, NO, NO. 63 00:02:59,113 --> 00:03:01,546 NOT THOSE GUYS IN THE PICKUP TRUCK. 64 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:04,082 THE GUYS IN THE HOUSE 65 00:03:04,151 --> 00:03:06,451 WITH THE BIG GREEK LETTERS ON IT. 66 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,120 MR. BIG. 67 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,466 ALEX, DID YOU HAVE HIM 68 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:11,968 OVER AT THE FRATERNITY HOUSE AGAIN? 69 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:13,169 JUST FOR A MINUTE. JUST FOR A MINUTE. 70 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,638 WE STOPPED IN TO SEE THE GUYS. 71 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:15,805 I DON'T LIKE HIM HANGING AROUND THERE. 72 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,407 HE'S PICKING UP SOME BAD HABITS. 73 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:18,997 WHAT BAD HABITS? 74 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,144 MOM, HE SAW WHAT COLLEGE IS ALL ABOUT. 75 00:03:21,168 --> 00:03:23,768 HE SAW PEOPLE READING. HE SAW PEOPLE STUDYING. 76 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:27,272 HE SAW PEOPLE ENGAGED IN THE SCHOLARLY PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE. 77 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:29,074 WHAT ELSE DID YOU SEE, ANDY? 78 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:32,310 GIRLS. BEER. 79 00:03:33,646 --> 00:03:37,048 WHAT AN IMAGINATION THIS LITTLE GUY HAS GOT. 80 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:39,985 COME ON, ANDY. PUT YOUR BEER MUG AWAY. 81 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,253 IT'S TIME FOR SESAME STREET. 82 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:43,889 GUESS WHAT? 83 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:47,225 I'VE BEEN ASKED TO PLEDGE SIX SORORITIES. 84 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:48,593 MALLORY, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 85 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:50,695 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO CHOOSE? 86 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:52,029 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 87 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:53,843 SEE, PHI KAPPA GAMMA IS THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS. 88 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,345 IT'S THE HARDEST TO GET INTO, 89 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:57,012 AND THEY HAVE THE BEST LIST OF ALUMNI, 90 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:59,971 BUT THEIR COLORS ARE ALL WRONG FOR ME. 91 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,210 HOW'D IT GO FOR YOU, SKIP? 92 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:07,157 I DIDN'T HAVE ANY LUCK WITH THE FRATERNITIES I LIKED, 93 00:04:07,181 --> 00:04:09,914 BUT THERE ARE A FEW CULT GROUPS INTERESTED IN ME. 94 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:15,798 LOOK, SKIPPY, CHEER UP, OK. 95 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:16,966 IT'S NOT SO BAD. 96 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:18,267 ALEX, THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. 97 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:20,024 LOOK, YOU BELONG TO A GREAT FRATERNITY. 98 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:22,927 I'D DO ANYTHING TO BE IN A FRATERNITY LIKE YOURS. 99 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:26,598 WELL, SKIP, I, UH, I HATE TO SEE YOU DOWN LIKE THIS. 100 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:27,999 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, 101 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:30,146 I'LL TAKE YOU OVER TO THE GRANT CHAPTER OF MY FRATERNITY. 102 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,848 I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO A COUPLE OF GUYS. 103 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,271 OH, WOW, ALEX. 104 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:34,417 HEY, SKIP, I CAN'T PROMISE YOU ANYTHING. 105 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,484 I CAN'T PROMISE YOU I CAN GET YOU IN. 106 00:04:35,508 --> 00:04:37,442 THANK YOU, ALEX, I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS. 107 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:42,814 YO, FANCY PANTS, 108 00:04:42,882 --> 00:04:46,118 THIS IS MEMBERS ONLY TERRITORY. VAMOOSE. 109 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:47,630 YEAH. I'M ALEX P. KEATON. 110 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:49,532 I'M FROM THE LELAND CHAPTER OF THETA PI. 111 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,022 OH, SORRY. BRIAN ELLIOT. 112 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:53,024 I'M PRESIDENT OF THE GRANT CHAPTER. 113 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:55,754 HONK. HONK. 114 00:04:59,866 --> 00:05:01,900 HEY, I'M DAVE DUBIN. 115 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:05,249 I WANT TO BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE GRANT CHAPTER. 116 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:07,466 HONK. HONK. 117 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:10,241 SO, HOW CAN WE HELP YOU, KEATON? 118 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:13,411 WELL, ACTUALLY, FELLAS, I'M HEAR TO TALK TO YOU 119 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,246 ABOUT A PROSPECTIVE PLEDGE. 120 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,082 TERRIFIC. WHAT'S HIS NAME? 121 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:20,218 HANDLEMAN... IRWIN HANDLEMAN. 122 00:05:20,286 --> 00:05:21,786 UH, LISTEN, KEATON, 123 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:23,633 WE'D REALLY LIKE TO HELP YOU OUT, 124 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,134 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND, 125 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,090 WE HAVE STANDARDS HERE. 126 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,804 I MEAN, SKIPPY HANDLEMAN'S 127 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,139 JUST ABOUT THE NERDIEST GUY ON CAMPUS. 128 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:33,431 YEAH, WELL, I KNOW THAT FROM AFAR, 129 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,599 HE MAY APPEAR THAT WAY, 130 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,101 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO MEET THIS GUY. 131 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,768 I MEAN, HE'S VERY IMPRESSIVE. 132 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:41,039 HE ALMOST GOT ACCEPTED INTO HARVARD. 133 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:45,944 OH, YEAH. HE WAS JUST SHORT ONE CREDIT IN BIOLOGY 134 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:49,480 AND 1400 POINTS ON THE S.A.T.s. 135 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:51,016 BOY, THAT IS CLOSE. 136 00:05:52,086 --> 00:05:53,985 WELL, THAT'S PROBABLY SKIPPY NOW. 137 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:56,588 LISTEN, CAN YOU GUYS DO ME A FAVOR AND INTERVIEW HIM NOW? 138 00:05:56,656 --> 00:05:58,376 SURE, WHAT ARE BROTHERS FOR? 139 00:05:58,425 --> 00:05:59,857 HEY, HEY. 140 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:01,359 HONK. HONK. 141 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:06,131 HI. DAVE DUBIN. 142 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,698 HI. I'M SKIPPY HANDLEMAN. 143 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:13,538 HEY, SKIP. 144 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:15,040 THOSE ARE FOR YOU, 145 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:16,953 AND THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM, 146 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:18,097 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 147 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:19,145 PLEASE, TAKE ME. 148 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:20,456 YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE ME. PLEASE. 149 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,292 HI, SKIPPY. BRIAN ELLIOT. 150 00:06:22,316 --> 00:06:23,793 I'M PRESIDENT OF THETA PI. 151 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,750 HELLO THERE, BRIAN. 152 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,964 WELL, HANDLEMAN, ALEX HAS TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT YOU, 153 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:30,633 SO WE DON'T WE GET THIS INTERVIEW UNDER WAY. 154 00:06:30,657 --> 00:06:31,756 YES! 155 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:33,925 ALEX, PLEASE. YOU'VE GOT TO STAY WITH ME HERE. 156 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,138 I DON'T KNOW IF THEY CAN TELL, 157 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:37,596 I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 158 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:40,432 WE'LL KEEP IT OUR LITTLE SECRET, OK, SKIP? 159 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:50,801 OK. FOR THIS INTERVIEW, 160 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,455 WE NEED YOUR FULL NAME. 161 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:55,180 IRWIN MURRAY HANDLEMAN. 162 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:58,817 BUT NONE OF THAT'S WRITTEN IN STONE. 163 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:03,054 DID YOU, UH, BRING A RESUME THERE, SKIP? 164 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,222 OF COURSE. 165 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:08,126 CAN YOU SHOW IT TO THEM? 166 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:11,529 UH, YES. HERE IS... MY COURSES ARE LISTED THERE, 167 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,998 AND THIS IS MY GRADE POINT AVERAGE, 168 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:17,735 AND, OH, THIS IS AN ENCOURAGING LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION 169 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:20,004 FROM MY MOTHER. 170 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:21,951 YOU KNOW, HANDLEMAN, I REALLY DON'T THINK 171 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,620 WE NEED TO FINISH THIS INTERVIEW. 172 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:26,455 I THINK WE KNOW EVERYTHING WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU. 173 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:27,991 YOU'RE DEFINITELY THETA PI MATERIAL, 174 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:30,255 AND WE WANT YOU TO PLEDGE THE FRATERNITY. 175 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:35,253 "SO OFF HE WENT TO BLUER SKY, 176 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:38,089 "TO SING A SONG OR PLAY A GAME. 177 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:42,426 "BUT 'ERE HE WENT, HE TURNED TO CRY, 178 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:45,196 ROBIN RED BREAST IS MY NAME." 179 00:07:47,401 --> 00:07:50,602 "CAN YOU GUESS, OR HAVE YOU HEARD? 180 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:54,338 MY LITTLE FRIEND IS BUT... A BIRD." 181 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:59,845 I WAS ONLY 17 WHEN I WROTE THIS. 182 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:03,314 YOU WERE A REAL CHILD PRODIGY, DAD. 183 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:05,049 OH, JEN, YOU'RE JUST BEING STUBBORN. 184 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,719 I KNOW THIS IS A WONDERFUL POEM. RIGHT, ELYSE? 185 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:09,988 I DON'T LIKE IT. 186 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:12,657 IS YOUR NAME ELYSE? 187 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:18,329 I WAS TALKING TO YOUR MOTHER. 188 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:23,279 OK, DAD, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 189 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:24,235 WE'LL WRITE IT TOGETHER. 190 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:25,448 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE GOOD. 191 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:27,939 OK, JEN, NOW LET'S TAKE ANOTHER CRACK AT IT. 192 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,307 THE ONLY THING I SUGGEST IS 193 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:32,076 IF YOU HAVE TO USE A WORD LIKE "DEPRESSED," 194 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:34,078 TRY TO FIND A NICE RHYME FOR IT. 195 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:35,191 LIKE WHAT? 196 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:37,883 HOW ABOUT "ROBIN RED BREAST"? 197 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:39,117 MOM. 198 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:44,255 MOM, MOMMY, YOU ARE LOOKING AT A MAN 199 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:45,635 WHO JUST DID THE IMPOSSIBLE. 200 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:46,970 I MEAN, COMPARED TO THIS FEAT, 201 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:49,560 THE ALASKAN PIPELINE IS A GARDEN HOSE. 202 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:53,564 THE EIFFEL TOWER, IT'S A HAT RACK. 203 00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:57,146 I GOT SKIPPY HANDLEMAN INTO THE BEST FRATERNITY 204 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:59,103 ON THE GRANT COLLEGE CAMPUS. 205 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,272 THERE'S NOTHING I CANNOT DO. 206 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:02,585 THAT'S REALLY GOOD OF YOU, ALEX. 207 00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:05,254 YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO SKIPPY. 208 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:06,923 YOU KNOW, MOM, I WAS NERVOUS ABOUT GOING OVER THERE 209 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:08,290 AND ASKING THOSE GUYS TO DO THIS FOR ME, 210 00:09:08,314 --> 00:09:09,647 BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEM. 211 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:12,450 THEY WERE FALLING ALL OVER THEMSELVES TRYING TO PLEASE ME. 212 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:16,554 YOU KNOW, I FORGET HOW POWERFUL AND OMNIPOTENT I AM. 213 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:19,591 I GOT TO WRITE A NOTE TO REMIND MYSELF. 214 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:22,026 NO, I'LL REMEMBER. 215 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,596 I BET YOU WILL. 216 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:27,598 HEY. 217 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,435 ERIC. 218 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:31,569 ALEX. 219 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:34,533 HONK. HONK. 220 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,287 BROUGHT OVER THE MASTER LIST OF THE PLEDGES. 221 00:09:37,311 --> 00:09:39,355 NAMES, MAJORS, THEIR PARENTS' NET INCOME. 222 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:40,812 HEY, GIMME, GIMME, GIMME. 223 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,248 I LOVE GOING THROUGH THESE LISTS. 224 00:09:43,317 --> 00:09:45,917 EVERY CHAPTER'S SHOWING REAL GROWTH AND PROSPERITY, 225 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:48,420 BUT WE HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH THE GRANT CHAPTER. 226 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,255 BUT WHAT DO EXPECT WITH THOSE BOZOS? 227 00:09:50,324 --> 00:09:52,468 YEAH. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THE GRANT CHAPTER? 228 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,092 OH, THEY'RE DOING THE "BIG STOOGE" AGAIN. 229 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:55,526 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 230 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,762 JUST LIKE THESE GUYS TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 231 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,864 WHAT'S THE "BIG STOOGE"? 232 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,032 THE "BIG STOOGE". 233 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,268 THEY PICK OUT THE NERDIEST GUY THEY CAN FIND, 234 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:06,104 LIE TO HIM, TELL HIM THEY'RE ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN HIS MEMBERSHIP, 235 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:08,273 THEN HUMILIATE HIM FOR A WEEK DURING HAZING, 236 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:11,575 AND THEN NOT SELECT HIM. 237 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:14,490 WHAT, UH, WHAT'S THE NAME OF THIS BIG STOOGE? 238 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,714 UM... HANDLEMAN. 239 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,149 IRWIN HANDLEMAN. 240 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,784 SKIPPY HANDLEMAN. 241 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,318 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 242 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:24,121 IRWIN HANDLEMAN, SKIPPY HANDLEMAN, HE'S A FRIEND OF MINE. 243 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,956 I'VE GOT TO TELL HIM. 244 00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:27,603 WAIT, YOU CAN'T TELL, ALEX. 245 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,971 I MEAN, THAT'S AGAINST THE CODE. 246 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:30,673 YOU'D BE BETRAYING SACRED FRATERNITY TRUST. 247 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:33,964 I HATE THIS "BIG STOOGE" BUSINESS JUST AS MUCH AS YOU DO, 248 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,678 BUT IF YOU BREATHE A WORD OF THIS TO HANDLEMAN, 249 00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:38,462 YOU'RE OUT OF THE FRATERNITY. 250 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,854 JEN, I CAME UP WITH A GREAT NEW ENDING TO YOUR POEM... 251 00:10:45,878 --> 00:10:47,190 NOW, WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THIS. 252 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:50,948 THE CATERPILLAR TURNS INTO A BUTTERFLY. 253 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:53,551 THAT'S A STUNNING TWIST, DAD. 254 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,499 BUT I REAL... I REALLY DON'T NEED THAT POEM ANYMORE. 255 00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:59,257 I WROTE ANOTHER ONE. 256 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,826 OH. WELL, CAN I READ IT? 257 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,598 I TRIED TO USE SOME OF THE PHRASES YOU SUGGESTED... 258 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,600 YOU KNOW, THE THINGS THAT RHYME AND STUFF. 259 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,380 OH, GOOD. GOOD. WELL... 260 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:14,438 "I LOOKED DOWN AT THE CAR 261 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,440 "AND FELT DEPRESSED. 262 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:20,778 FOR UNDER THE TIRE LAY ROBIN RED BREAST." 263 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,954 COME ON, JEN. WE HAVE WORK TO DO. 264 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,389 MOM, HELP. 265 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,858 IT'S A PART OF LIFE, HONEY. 266 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,026 HEY, MOM. 267 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,973 HI. DID ANDY GO DOWN TO SLEEP OK? 268 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:40,464 YEAH, I READ HIS FAVORITE BEDTIME STORY. 269 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,966 HE WAS OUT COLD 270 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,869 BY THE TIME NIXON LEFT FOR CHINA. 271 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,940 ALEX, I CAN'T BELIEVE SKIPPY. 272 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,742 HE'S OUTSIDE ON THE LAWN WEARING A DRESS 273 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:55,280 SINGING, "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR." 274 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:56,981 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DRESS. 275 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:04,922 YEAH, YEAH. IT'S, UM, INITIATION NIGHT AT THETA PI. 276 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:07,403 IT'S PART OF THE RITUAL TO PUT ON A FANCY DRESS. 277 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,138 WELL, I HOPE HE DOESN'T SPILL ANYTHING ON IT. 278 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,895 I'D LIKE TO BORROW IT. 279 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:14,766 HE'S REALLY PUTTING HIS LITTLE HEART INTO IT. 280 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,100 GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU, 281 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:19,148 IT WAS REALLY SWEET OF YOU TO GET SKIPPY INTO THETA PI. 282 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,983 IT'S DONE AMAZING THINGS FOR HIM. 283 00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:22,618 HE'S GETTING MORE ATTENTION AT SCHOOL. 284 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,074 HE'S MORE CONFIDENT. 285 00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:26,154 IT'S JUST MADE A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE. 286 00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:28,157 YOU SHOULD BE REALLY PROUD OF YOURSELF. 287 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,181 NAH. 288 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,549 NO, I MEAN IT. 289 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,418 DON'T BE MODEST, ALEX. 290 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:38,489 I MEAN, HOW MANY CHANCES DO I GET TO COMPLIMENT YOU? 291 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:41,459 OK... THANKS. 292 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,596 SUCH A BEAUTIFUL THING. 293 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,301 SKIPPY'S YOUR FRIEND, 294 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,104 AND YOU CARED ENOUGH TO GO THE EXTRA MILE. 295 00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:55,484 I MEAN, HOW MANY GUYS WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 296 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,974 YOU'RE VERY SPECIAL. 297 00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,210 YOU'RE GETTING ON MY NERVES HERE. 298 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,545 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 299 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,547 ALL RIGHT, MAL, IF I TELL YOU A SECRET, 300 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:05,450 YOU PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANYONE? 301 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:06,651 YES. 302 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,891 NOW I MEAN IT, MAL. 303 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,693 I MEAN, THIS IS IMPORTANT. 304 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:18,763 ALEX, IF I BREATHE A WORD OF IT, 305 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:22,900 MAY I PAY RETAIL FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 306 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,340 ALL RIGHT. 307 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:30,908 HERE IT IS. 308 00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:34,812 SKIPPY'S A BIG STOOGE. 309 00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:37,815 ALEX, THAT SECRET'S OUT. 310 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,920 NO. SEE, THE TRUTH IS... 311 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:46,757 HE'S NOT REALLY BEING PLEDGED INTO THETA PI. 312 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:50,294 SEE, THEY'RE STRINGING HIM ALONG TO HUMILIATE HIM. 313 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:53,131 THEY CALL IT "THE BIG STOOGE." 314 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,067 WELL, WAIT. WHY WOULD SKIPPY GO THROUGH ALL THIS 315 00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:58,015 IF HE KNOWS HE'S NOT GETTING IN? 316 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,672 HE DOESN'T KNOW. 317 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,608 WHAT? YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM? 318 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,010 HE'S YOUR FRIEND! I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 319 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,279 LOOK, IT'S VERY SIMPLE. THERE IS A CODE. OK? 320 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,780 I SWORE AN OATH. 321 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:13,117 THEY'LL THROW ME OUT OF THE FRATERNITY. 322 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,920 WELL. 323 00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,966 TONIGHT'S THE BIG NIGHT. 324 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,203 AREN'T YOU GOING TO WISH ME LUCK? 325 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,626 LUCK. 326 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,163 MALLORY? 327 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:29,901 SKIPPY, I'VE BEEN THINKING. 328 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,904 TONIGHT WOULD BE A GOOD NIGHT FOR... 329 00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:35,907 US TO GO OUT ON A DATE. 330 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:43,915 I... I'M SORRY. 331 00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,917 MALLORY, IT'S BREAKING MY HEART. 332 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,919 BUT I HAVE TO SAY NO. 333 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,454 SEE, THETA PI IS THE GREATEST THING 334 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,923 THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 335 00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:55,426 TONIGHT'S INITIATION NIGHT. I CAN'T MISS THAT. 336 00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:58,796 AND THIS IS THE MAN WHO MADE IT ALL POSSIBLE. 337 00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:00,784 RIGHT HERE, ALEX KEATON. THANK YOU, ALEX. 338 00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:03,635 HEY, SKIP, COME ON. IT WAS NOTHING. 339 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,070 WELL! NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME, 340 00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:08,773 I'LL BE A THETA PI MAN. 341 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:16,213 DON'T GIVE ME THAT DISAPPROVING LOOK. 342 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:17,715 WHAT DISAPPROVING LOOK? 343 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,216 THIS ONE. 344 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,721 THE ONE YOU SAVE FOR CRIMINALS 345 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,634 AND PEOPLE WITH LAST YEAR'S HAIRCUT. 346 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,892 ALEX. 347 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,695 I THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT PARANOID. 348 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:35,065 SKIPPY IS BETTER OFF THIS WAY. 349 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,568 I MEAN, YOU SAID IT YOURSELF. 350 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,838 YOU SAID HE'S GETTING A LOT MORE ATTENTION AT SCHOOL. 351 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,940 HE'S MORE CONFIDENT. 352 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:45,109 HE'S DRESSING BETTER. 353 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,413 HE MAY NOT GET EVERYTHING THAT HE WANTS, 354 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,949 BUT HE'LL HAVE A COUPLE WEEKS IN THE LIMELIGHT 355 00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,419 THAT HE'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER. 356 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,465 YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT, ALEX. 357 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,609 AND MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU'LL COME TO BELIEVE IT. 358 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,345 HEY, KEATON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 359 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,446 WHERE'S SKIPPY? 360 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,603 HE'S UPSTAIRS WITH ALL THE OTHER PLEDGES. 361 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:13,949 OH, COME ON, WHO YOU KIDDING? 362 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,784 HE'S NOT PLEDGING AND YOU KNOW IT, BRIAN. 363 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,241 BIG STOOGE, HUH? 364 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,055 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT? 365 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,456 WHOA, WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT? 366 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,458 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANY BIG STOOGE. 367 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,361 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, THIS IS ALEX P. KEATON YOU'RE DEALING WITH. 368 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,129 I'M A MEMBER OF THE INTERFRATERNITY COUNCIL, 369 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:31,789 AND I GO TO A COLLEGE WHERE THE STUDENTS ACTUALLY HAVE BRAINS. 370 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:35,292 ALL RIGHT. SO HE'S THE BIG STOOGE. SO WHAT? 371 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:36,439 I'M TAKING SKIPPY HOME. 372 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,095 HEY, KEATON! 373 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,431 IF YOU'RE AS SMART AS YOU SAY YOU ARE, 374 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,899 YOU OUGHT TO KNOW THIS. 375 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,402 YOU SAY ONE WORD ABOUT "BIG STOOGE," 376 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,404 YOU'RE OUT OF THIS FRATERNITY. 377 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,972 RIGHT. 378 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,652 YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY OUR BIG STOOGE. 379 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:51,988 IT'S THE BEST PART OF THE EVENING. 380 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,932 COME ON, WE HAVEN'T EVEN DIPPED HIM IN MUSTARD YET. 381 00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:02,086 ♪ OH, I AM WOMAN ♪ 382 00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:04,366 HEY, ALEX, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 383 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,890 I CAME TO TAKE YOU HOME, SKIPPY. 384 00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:06,991 COME ON, LET'S GO. 385 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,437 I CAN'T GO NOW, ALEX. 386 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,439 THEY HAVEN'T EVEN DIPPED ME IN MUSTARD YET. 387 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,397 HEY, SKIP, LISTEN TO ME. 388 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,444 YOU DON'T WANT TO GO IN THERE, ALL RIGHT. 389 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:16,778 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, ALEX? 390 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:17,946 THAT'S WHERE THE HAZING TAKES PLACE. 391 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,948 THAT'S WHERE THEY'RE GOING TO VOTE ON ME. 392 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,450 THEY'RE NOT GOING TO VOTE ON YOU. 393 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,752 KEATON, THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING. 394 00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:25,616 WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE NOT GOING TO VOTE ON ME? 395 00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,012 TELL HIM, BRIAN. 396 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,280 YOU TELL HIM. 397 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,781 TELL HIM WHAT? 398 00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:35,097 YOU'RE NOT GETTING INTO THETA PI, SKIPPY. 399 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:38,641 THEY NEVER PLANNED ON LETTING YOU INTO THE FRATERNITY. 400 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,628 THEY WERE JUST USING YOU AS A JOKE. 401 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,564 I'M SORRY. 402 00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,467 IS THIS TRUE, BRIAN? 403 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:52,770 KEATON, I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU KICKED OUT OF THETA PI SO FAR, 404 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:55,039 YOUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL NEVER GET IN. 405 00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,774 YOU DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO. 406 00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:01,545 LET'S GO, SKIP. 407 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,547 NO. NO, NO, THIS CAN'T BE TRUE. 408 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,083 BRIAN, I DID EVERYTHING YOU GUYS SAID. 409 00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:08,853 I BOUGHT THE SAME CLOTHES YOU GUYS WEAR. 410 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,354 I SUBSCRIBED TO G.Q. 411 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,857 I EVEN GOT THE RIGHT KIND OF LOAFERS. 412 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,792 TWO OF THEM! 413 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,773 YOU KNOW, YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE, KEATON, 414 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,909 COMING IN HERE AND SCREWING UP HELL NIGHT. 415 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,611 YOU KNEW ALL ALONG HANDLEMAN WAS THE BIG STOOGE. 416 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:25,702 WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING TO HIM? 417 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,037 YOU KNEW, ALEX? 418 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,407 DON'T EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN! 419 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,518 HEY, ALEX, WHERE'VE YOU BEEN? 420 00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:42,797 I WAS OVER AT GRANT COLLEGE. 421 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:45,467 IT'S THETA PI INITIATION NIGHT TONIGHT. 422 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,424 WELL, HOW DID IT GO? 423 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:47,803 IS SKIPPY A FULL-FLEDGED MEMBER NOW? 424 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,860 NO. SKIPPY'S NOT A MEMBER. 425 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,730 SKIPPY'S NOT GOING TO BE A MEMBER. 426 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,064 AND, UH... 427 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,179 IN ALL PROBABILITY, I'M NOT A MEMBER ANYMORE, EITHER. 428 00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:58,981 WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? 429 00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:01,484 THEY NEVER HAD ANY INTENTION OF LETTING HIM IN. 430 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:02,940 IT WAS A JOKE. 431 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:06,443 I MEAN, ALL THEY WANTED TO DO WAS MAKE FUN OF HIM. 432 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,591 THE WORST PART IS I KNEW ABOUT IT 433 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:09,992 AND I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 434 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,382 ARE YOU SERIOUS, ALEX? 435 00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:13,184 YOU KNEW AND YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM? 436 00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,686 THAT'S RIGHT. HE KNEW AND HE DIDN'T TELL. 437 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,424 WHY WOULDN'T YOU TELL? 438 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,770 LOOK, MA, I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH IT, OK. 439 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,634 IT'S JUST A LITTLE TOO PAINFUL. 440 00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:27,531 LET ME SEE. 441 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,235 ALEX STARTED OUT TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE. 442 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,403 WHICH IS RARE IN ITSELF, 443 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,538 WHICH IS WHY I REMEMBER THIS SO WELL. 444 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,374 ALEX WANTED TO GET SKIPPY INTO THETA PI, 445 00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:39,188 SO HE TOOK HIM OVER THERE. THE BOYS SAID YES. 446 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,289 BUT WHAT ALEX DIDN'T KNOW IS THAT 447 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,690 THEY HAD NO INTENTION OF PLEDGING SKIPPY. 448 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,325 THEY JUST WANTED TO MAKE HIM "THE BIG STOOGE." 449 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:46,082 WHEN ALEX FOUND OUT, HE WANTED TO TELL, BUT HE COULDN'T TELL 450 00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:47,462 BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF BREAKING THE CODE. 451 00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,220 "WHAT CODE?" I SAID. HE SAID, "THE CODE OF THETA PI." 452 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,925 HE SAID THEY'D THROW HIM OUT OF THE FRATERNITY, 453 00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:57,260 BECOME A SOCIAL OUTCAST... RUIN ALL OF HIS CHANCES 454 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,062 OF A BIG BUSINESS CAREER IN BUSINESS, 455 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,809 A JOB ON WALL STREET, AN APARTMENT IN NEW YORK. 456 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,311 HE SAID HE COULDN'T TELL. HE SAID HE WOULDN'T TELL. 457 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,067 BUT TONIGHT... TONIGHT HE TOLD. 458 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,069 I LOVE HIM FOR IT. 459 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,772 I CAN'T BELIEVE I HELD IT IN FOR SO LONG. 460 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,642 I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO EXPLODE. 461 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,744 YOU DID. 462 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,494 SKIP, YOU OK? YOU ALL RIGHT? 463 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:20,451 WHAT'S UP? 464 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,852 WHERE'S THE DRESS? 465 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,093 I'M OK. 466 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,863 WE HEARD WHAT HAPPENED, HONEY. WE'RE SORRY. 467 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,109 I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK 468 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,944 TO ALEX ALONE FOR A LITTLE BIT. 469 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:39,448 SURE. SURE. WE WERE JUST GOING UP ANYWAY. 470 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,972 HEY, YOU LOOK COLD. 471 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,474 PUT THIS ON. 472 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:48,945 SO WHERE DID YOU GO ANYWAY? I CALLED YOUR PLACE FIVE TIMES. 473 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,948 I WENT UP TO GROVER LAKE. 474 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:54,196 I LIKE TO GO UP THERE AFTER I'VE MADE A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF. 475 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:57,020 I GO UP THERE A LOT. 476 00:20:57,090 --> 00:21:01,359 SKIPPY, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW SORRY I AM. 477 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,860 HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME, ALEX? 478 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,175 YOU'RE THE GUY WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING OUT FOR ME! 479 00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:07,998 I DID! I TRIED. 480 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:10,312 WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TRY A LITTLE SOONER? 481 00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,269 LOOK, I HAD SOME REASONS. 482 00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:15,150 OK, I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOOD ONES AT THE TIME. 483 00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:16,273 THEY WEREN'T. 484 00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:18,442 I WAS SWORN TO SECRECY. 485 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,389 I DIDN'T WANT TO BREAK THE CODE. 486 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:23,814 OH, 'CAUSE THAT CODE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME. 487 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,817 IF IT WAS, I WOULDN'T HAVE SHOWN UP THERE TONIGHT. 488 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:30,521 ALEX, WHY DO THESE THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME? 489 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:34,892 WHY... WHY AM I ALWAYS EVERYBODY'S BIG STOOGE? 490 00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:40,297 YOU'RE JUST NOT IN YOUR TIME... 491 00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:42,700 YET, SKIP. THAT'S ALL. 492 00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:45,336 I MEAN, YOU'LL GROW INTO IT. 493 00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:47,382 YOU KNOW, YOU ARE GOING TO BE A LATE BLOOMER. 494 00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:49,340 IF I DON'T BLOOM SOON, 495 00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:50,875 THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO REPLANT ME. 496 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,444 WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? 497 00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:57,047 SKIPPY, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU. 498 00:21:57,116 --> 00:22:00,050 PEOPLE ARE GOING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU 499 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,552 BECAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO OPEN. 500 00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:04,554 YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO TRUSTING. 501 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,790 A LITTLE TOO ACCEPTING SOMETIMES. 502 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:09,627 BUT THAT'S THEIR PROBLEM. 503 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:12,129 SKIPPY, YOU'RE ONE OF THE ONLY 504 00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:14,698 TRULY GOOD PEOPLE I KNOW. 505 00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,044 I DON'T UNDERSTAND, ALEX. 506 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,879 YOU'RE ALWAYS ON THE INSIDE. 507 00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:19,715 I'M ALWAYS ON THE OUTSIDE. 508 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:22,672 IT'S BEEN THAT WAY EVER SINCE WE WERE KIDS. 509 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:24,586 DO REMEMBER THAT TIME WE BOTH LEARNED TO RIDE BIKES? 510 00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:26,455 YOU GOT RIGHT ON, STARTED PEDALING, 511 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,990 AND KEPT GOING, ALL THE WAY DOWN THE HILL. 512 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:32,282 I GOT ON, COASTED FIVE FEET, AND KILLED A CAT. 513 00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:39,022 IT'S JUST THAT OUR STYLES... 514 00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:42,025 ARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT, SKIP. THAT'S ALL. 515 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:44,495 ANY DAY NOW THAT'S GOING TO CHANGE. 516 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:47,864 YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THOSE TRAINING WHEELS OFF. 517 00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:51,201 AND WHEN YOU DO, WATCH OUT, WORLD. 518 00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:54,138 WATCH OUT, CATS. 519 00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:58,075 THANK YOU, ALEX. 520 00:22:58,144 --> 00:23:00,043 YOU KNOW... 521 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:03,246 WE COULD START SORT OF A FRATERNITY OF OUR OWN. 522 00:23:03,316 --> 00:23:05,116 ALL WE NEED IS A SECRET HANDSHAKE. 523 00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:06,383 YOU GOT IT, SKIP. 524 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:10,988 WAIT. 525 00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:45,555 SIT, UBU, SIT. 526 00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:47,184 GOOD DOG. 37523

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