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Bro, did you get a new maid?

Ew, dude! That's not a maid! That's my mom.

Nice! -Oh, hi boys!

Hi, mom!

Hi, Mrs.. I mean, Ms. James.

I'm sorry to hear about your divorce.

I never liked that guy.

Dude, stop! That was my dad.

That's sweet of you to say but I'm

actually feeling better than ever.

And they look, I mean, you look great too.

No! What the fuck, man?

Thanks, Ricky!

Seriously, cut it out. -What?

Just.. Your mom,

Her boobs.

I said stop. -Whatever. Chill out bro.

Dude, this new game I have is fucking sick.

It's single player tho

so we're gonna have to take turns.

And I'm going first.

Sorry, boys. I have to vacuum the couch.

Do you mind holding this for me though?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Would you mind making us some sandwiches?

Uhm sure, honey. Ricky, you wanna come help me?

Come on, come on.

Do you mind grabbing me some plates?

They're gonna be right in there, okay?

Thank you.

Spread the chip plates out for me.

You naughty boy.

Gotta make sandwiches.

Are you just gonna stand there or are

you gonna finish what you've started?

Huh?

What? You cant think I can't multitask? I'm a mother.

That's my specialty.

Well?

Go for it.

Huh!

Huh! Oh wow.

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You're so much bigger than my ex husband.

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That's gonna make me cum.

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That's so much better than my ex husband's

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