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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,082 --> 00:00:30,646 Oh great, mighty Rapu. 2 00:00:30,671 --> 00:00:31,965 We pray to you. 3 00:00:31,989 --> 00:00:34,621 For water and sustenance. 4 00:00:35,562 --> 00:00:37,731 I pray to you, not for me... 5 00:00:38,168 --> 00:00:39,684 But for my daughter. 6 00:01:17,049 --> 00:01:18,675 I'm tired. 7 00:02:13,272 --> 00:02:15,546 You have suffered... 8 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:21,780 Come to me... 9 00:02:32,749 --> 00:02:35,030 You have suffered... 10 00:03:15,637 --> 00:03:18,281 Ah, what do we have here? 11 00:03:20,958 --> 00:03:22,179 Look at it... 12 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:23,847 Gobbling up all my fruit. 13 00:03:26,870 --> 00:03:28,056 Rapu. 14 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:33,522 Bringer of light. 15 00:03:33,522 --> 00:03:35,273 Oh, it's one of mine. 16 00:03:36,725 --> 00:03:37,943 I am Gorr. 17 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,846 The last of your disciples. 18 00:03:39,877 --> 00:03:42,685 We have lost everything, my lord. 19 00:03:42,710 --> 00:03:44,592 The land is dry. 20 00:03:44,636 --> 00:03:46,977 All life is lost. 21 00:03:47,002 --> 00:03:49,071 But our faith in you, never wavered. 22 00:03:49,071 --> 00:03:51,178 And now we await the promise... 23 00:03:52,708 --> 00:03:54,537 of the eternal reward. 24 00:03:55,510 --> 00:03:56,878 Is this why you celebrate? 25 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:01,686 He thinks there's an eternal reward. 26 00:04:05,644 --> 00:04:07,464 No... No, sorry. 27 00:04:07,489 --> 00:04:10,253 There's no eternal reward for you, dog! 28 00:04:11,326 --> 00:04:14,021 What we're celebrating is a fresh kill. 29 00:04:14,919 --> 00:04:17,874 We just vanquished the holder of the Necrosword. 30 00:04:17,899 --> 00:04:21,144 Before he could harm any other gods with that cursed blade. 31 00:04:21,169 --> 00:04:24,532 - You see... - Threaten to end my entire empire. 32 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,119 But my lord... 33 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,769 Your empire has already ended. 34 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,913 There's no one left to worship you. 35 00:04:31,913 --> 00:04:34,558 There'll be more followers to replace you. 36 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:36,251 There always are. 37 00:04:36,275 --> 00:04:37,548 We have suffered... 38 00:04:39,192 --> 00:04:40,833 And we have starved. 39 00:04:43,859 --> 00:04:46,495 My daughter died... 40 00:04:47,804 --> 00:04:48,679 in your name. 41 00:04:48,704 --> 00:04:50,067 And well, you should. 42 00:04:50,091 --> 00:04:53,669 Suffering for your gods is your only purpose. 43 00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:55,771 There's nothing for you after death... 44 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:56,837 ...except death! 45 00:04:58,744 --> 00:05:00,350 You are no god. 46 00:05:07,149 --> 00:05:08,465 I renounce you. 47 00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:17,367 Now, your meaningless life... 48 00:05:17,392 --> 00:05:19,099 ...finally does have a purpose. 49 00:05:20,107 --> 00:05:22,764 To sacrifice yourself to me. 50 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:28,011 So it's revenge you seek... 51 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:30,439 Kill all the gods. 52 00:05:30,439 --> 00:05:32,462 Go to Eternity. 53 00:05:32,487 --> 00:05:34,759 It's revenge you seek. 54 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:39,051 Summon... The Bifrost... 55 00:05:39,076 --> 00:05:40,944 Go to Eternity... 56 00:05:40,969 --> 00:05:42,857 Summon... The Bifrost... 57 00:05:42,882 --> 00:05:45,376 Go to Eternity. 58 00:05:45,401 --> 00:05:47,451 Kill all the gods. 59 00:06:00,913 --> 00:06:02,718 The sword chose you... 60 00:06:03,380 --> 00:06:05,479 But you are now cursed. 61 00:06:05,697 --> 00:06:06,795 Funny... 62 00:06:06,819 --> 00:06:08,732 It doesn't feel like a curse. 63 00:06:12,548 --> 00:06:13,948 Feels like a promise. 64 00:06:15,651 --> 00:06:17,198 So this is my vow... 65 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,112 All gods will die. 66 00:07:07,608 --> 00:07:08,396 Come... 67 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,056 Come, gather round... 68 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:13,416 And listen to the legend of the Space Viking. 69 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:16,129 a.k.a. "The God of Thunder". 70 00:07:16,154 --> 00:07:19,128 a.k.a. "Thor Odinson". 71 00:07:25,788 --> 00:07:27,737 Raised in the way of the Warrior... 72 00:07:27,762 --> 00:07:30,440 Thor was taught to help bring balance. 73 00:07:30,465 --> 00:07:34,180 Fighting the good fight, for those who can't fight neither. 74 00:07:36,398 --> 00:07:37,550 He grew. 75 00:07:37,574 --> 00:07:38,901 And he grew. 76 00:07:38,901 --> 00:07:40,736 And he grew. 77 00:07:40,736 --> 00:07:43,047 He was sensitive, like a smile. 78 00:07:43,072 --> 00:07:45,808 And his loving nature did not discriminate. 79 00:07:46,521 --> 00:07:49,381 He once loved a swash-buckling fashionista. 80 00:07:49,745 --> 00:07:52,553 Another time, he loved a wolf woman... 81 00:07:52,577 --> 00:07:54,643 on a woman wolf. 82 00:07:56,132 --> 00:08:00,697 But Thor's one true love was an Earth woman named Jane Fonda. 83 00:08:00,722 --> 00:08:01,932 Oh, wait no... 84 00:08:01,957 --> 00:08:03,804 Jane Foster. 85 00:08:03,828 --> 00:08:04,832 But sadly... 86 00:08:04,857 --> 00:08:07,302 In the battle for love, Thor lost. 87 00:08:08,810 --> 00:08:12,052 In fact, he lost a lot of people in those days. 88 00:08:12,077 --> 00:08:13,354 His mum. 89 00:08:13,378 --> 00:08:14,569 His dad. 90 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,103 And that guy. 91 00:08:16,127 --> 00:08:17,119 And that guy... 92 00:08:17,143 --> 00:08:18,504 And whoever that is. 93 00:08:18,529 --> 00:08:19,817 And Heimdall. 94 00:08:19,842 --> 00:08:21,779 And his brother. 95 00:08:21,803 --> 00:08:23,438 And his brother again. 96 00:08:23,463 --> 00:08:24,764 And again. 97 00:08:26,648 --> 00:08:29,426 Poor Thor had to watch his planet explode. 98 00:08:29,451 --> 00:08:32,341 And then he said, "What have I done?" 99 00:08:32,366 --> 00:08:35,891 it seemed that everything and everyone he loved, he lost. 100 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:38,769 And so he hid his heart behind a big, fleshy bod... 101 00:08:38,794 --> 00:08:41,270 So it could never be broken again. 102 00:08:42,030 --> 00:08:46,301 But just because he was done loving, didn't mean he was done fighting. 103 00:08:46,301 --> 00:08:49,346 He teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy... 104 00:08:49,371 --> 00:08:52,316 and set off on some classic Thor adventures. 105 00:08:52,341 --> 00:08:54,032 He got in shape... 106 00:08:54,056 --> 00:08:55,907 Putting in the hard yards... 107 00:08:55,931 --> 00:08:57,839 Turning pains into gains... 108 00:08:57,864 --> 00:09:00,274 And never skipping leg day. 109 00:09:01,817 --> 00:09:04,868 He went from dad bod to god bod 110 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,333 But beneath this god bod... 111 00:09:06,357 --> 00:09:09,110 There was still still a sad bod, just trying to get out. 112 00:09:11,527 --> 00:09:15,005 Because all of the bods that Thor had worn over the years... 113 00:09:15,030 --> 00:09:18,709 Couldn't hide the pain that he was feeling on the inside. 114 00:09:20,002 --> 00:09:22,914 So, he gave up his search for nothing. 115 00:09:22,939 --> 00:09:25,908 Accepting that he was only good for one thing. 116 00:09:26,975 --> 00:09:30,721 Waiting in quiet contemplation for someone to say... 117 00:09:30,745 --> 00:09:31,622 Thor... 118 00:09:31,647 --> 00:09:33,991 We need your help to win this battle. 119 00:09:35,306 --> 00:09:37,091 Thor... 120 00:09:37,115 --> 00:09:38,962 We need your help to win this battle. 121 00:09:38,987 --> 00:09:40,228 Let's go. 122 00:09:40,253 --> 00:09:41,639 Alright, I'm game. 123 00:09:41,663 --> 00:09:42,843 Come on, Stormbreaker. 124 00:09:45,837 --> 00:09:47,188 Let's hurry, okay? 125 00:09:48,225 --> 00:09:49,606 People are dying. 126 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:50,709 See you down there. 127 00:09:54,967 --> 00:09:56,670 Hurry up! 128 00:10:07,319 --> 00:10:08,529 Gimme those! 129 00:10:08,554 --> 00:10:09,787 You're gonna break it. 130 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:13,600 - I am Groot! - Oh, you got sap all over it. 131 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:17,238 Hello, everybody! 132 00:10:17,263 --> 00:10:19,402 Well, well... Look who it is! 133 00:10:19,427 --> 00:10:21,984 - How are we doing, guys? - Horrible! 134 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:24,169 We're all about to die! 135 00:10:24,194 --> 00:10:26,556 You said, this planet would be a relaxing holiday. 136 00:10:26,581 --> 00:10:29,624 I said, it was going to be like a relaxing holiday. 137 00:10:29,649 --> 00:10:33,038 Well, look at that resplendent skyscape. Three suns of Saturn. 138 00:10:33,085 --> 00:10:34,991 What can be more relaxing than that? 139 00:10:35,016 --> 00:10:36,587 An actual holiday! 140 00:10:36,612 --> 00:10:38,806 Die, Booskan scum! 141 00:10:41,784 --> 00:10:44,795 - God of Thunder! - King Yakan. 142 00:10:44,820 --> 00:10:47,156 You have finally joined our fight. 143 00:10:47,156 --> 00:10:49,726 Well, as they say, better late than not at all. 144 00:10:50,007 --> 00:10:51,479 It's very nice. 145 00:10:51,894 --> 00:10:55,155 As you know, we used to live in peaceful oasis. 146 00:10:55,179 --> 00:10:57,941 - But then, our gods were murdered. - Murdered? 147 00:10:57,966 --> 00:11:01,176 And now, our sacred temple has been left unguarded... 148 00:11:01,201 --> 00:11:03,847 And Habooska's horde took control of it's path. 149 00:11:04,136 --> 00:11:07,851 It is our most sacred shrine and... He desecrates. 150 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:08,939 Not for long. 151 00:11:11,246 --> 00:11:12,915 King Yakan... 152 00:11:12,915 --> 00:11:14,843 Tell them what happened here today. 153 00:11:14,868 --> 00:11:17,102 Tell the time that Thor... 154 00:11:17,611 --> 00:11:21,804 Ragtag, motley crew, misfit desperados... 155 00:11:21,837 --> 00:11:26,288 Turn the tide in the battle and etch their names in history. 156 00:11:26,313 --> 00:11:28,263 The odds may be against us... 157 00:11:28,263 --> 00:11:30,647 - But I'll tell you this for free. - Here we go. 158 00:11:30,672 --> 00:11:35,026 This ends here, and now! 159 00:13:28,951 --> 00:13:31,569 Please don't let him go into the temple. 160 00:13:43,057 --> 00:13:44,650 Well done, everybody. 161 00:13:44,683 --> 00:13:47,955 We can collectively take credit for that, because we worked as a team. 162 00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:51,582 We used our hearts and our minds to defeat the enemy... 163 00:13:51,607 --> 00:13:53,618 With minimal loss or damages. 164 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,301 What a classic Thor adventure. 165 00:14:03,326 --> 00:14:04,716 Hurrah! 166 00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:29,534 Good book? 167 00:14:29,559 --> 00:14:30,450 Yeah. 168 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:32,644 I wrote it. 169 00:14:33,982 --> 00:14:36,326 You're... You're Dr. Jane Foster? 170 00:14:36,351 --> 00:14:37,964 I am. 171 00:14:37,988 --> 00:14:39,367 - Hi! - Hi! 172 00:14:39,391 --> 00:14:41,144 How's the Einstein-Rosen bridge? 173 00:14:42,042 --> 00:14:42,731 Tough. 174 00:14:42,755 --> 00:14:43,956 - Yeah. - Really tough. 175 00:14:44,596 --> 00:14:45,928 You need a 3D model. 176 00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:47,742 You ever seen Event Horizon? 177 00:14:47,767 --> 00:14:48,721 No. 178 00:14:49,902 --> 00:14:51,480 - Interstellar? - No. 179 00:14:51,505 --> 00:14:53,395 That movie explains everything really clearly. 180 00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:54,169 Um, alright. 181 00:14:54,169 --> 00:14:56,934 The Einstein-Rosen bridge folds space... 182 00:14:56,959 --> 00:15:04,726 So that point A and point B will coexist in space, like that. 183 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,563 You just ruined your own book. 184 00:15:07,588 --> 00:15:09,266 Yeah, but now you understand wormholes. 185 00:15:12,116 --> 00:15:14,114 - You watch those movies. - Okay. 186 00:15:14,891 --> 00:15:16,992 Ah, the hot Cheetos. Had to get it. 187 00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:26,443 So how's the... How's the club? 188 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:29,543 It's going amazing. 189 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:35,973 Have you... 190 00:15:35,997 --> 00:15:37,582 Told anyone else besides me? 191 00:15:38,246 --> 00:15:40,482 When people find out. they start acting weird. 192 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,794 They're just... 193 00:15:41,818 --> 00:15:42,685 different. 194 00:15:43,882 --> 00:15:45,421 And I'm not afraid now. 195 00:15:45,421 --> 00:15:46,944 Anyway, it's not that serious. 196 00:15:47,273 --> 00:15:48,866 Jane, it's stage four. 197 00:15:48,891 --> 00:15:50,959 Out of like, how many stages? 198 00:15:52,002 --> 00:15:54,203 - Four. - That we know about. 199 00:15:58,267 --> 00:15:59,268 Oh, you have uh... 200 00:15:59,735 --> 00:16:02,971 Somewhere else you gotta be right now, that's more important than chemo. 201 00:16:02,971 --> 00:16:04,006 No... 202 00:16:11,530 --> 00:16:13,200 You're trying to get back to the lab, aren't you? 203 00:16:13,225 --> 00:16:16,618 - I have a few ideas I'm trying. - Okay, no. Time out. 204 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,874 I know you think your lab work is something you have to do. 205 00:16:19,898 --> 00:16:22,604 Otherwise, you're letting down all civilization, but... 206 00:16:23,992 --> 00:16:26,528 You're not getting what the universe is actually trying to tell you... 207 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:28,263 So let me translate. 208 00:16:28,848 --> 00:16:31,314 Slow. Down. 209 00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:34,168 Use your energy to fight this thing. 210 00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:36,885 I'll fight it my way, okay? 211 00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:38,440 Um, FYI... 212 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:42,311 "My way" does not have to equal alone in a lab. 213 00:16:44,646 --> 00:16:47,083 Maybe it's time to play the Space Viking card. 214 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,418 - It's not a card. - Yes, it is. 215 00:16:49,418 --> 00:16:51,137 - There's no card. - There's a card. 216 00:16:51,162 --> 00:16:53,856 It's tall, and blonde, and it's gorgeous. 217 00:16:53,856 --> 00:16:55,157 It is a handsome card. 218 00:16:55,157 --> 00:16:56,992 Jane, are you sure? 219 00:16:56,992 --> 00:16:59,061 I will figure this out... 220 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,273 By myself. 221 00:17:07,869 --> 00:17:11,568 Results are just coming back the same. 222 00:17:11,593 --> 00:17:13,472 I'm afraid the chemo has very little effect. 223 00:17:15,811 --> 00:17:17,946 I'm so sorry, Jane. 224 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:21,823 If there's anything I can do or if you just wanna talk, call me. 225 00:18:16,331 --> 00:18:17,979 Smell like a king... 226 00:18:18,004 --> 00:18:20,017 Because you're worthy. 227 00:18:20,042 --> 00:18:21,243 Old Spice. 228 00:18:52,107 --> 00:18:55,255 Look at this place. It's beautiful, oh. 229 00:18:56,078 --> 00:18:57,821 Allfather. 230 00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:00,471 - We're here to take you home. - Yes. 231 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,466 To Planet Asgard. 232 00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:05,271 Asgard is not a planet, my sons. 233 00:19:05,295 --> 00:19:07,689 It is a people. It is you. 234 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:12,804 And now it is time for me to pass on to the spirit realm. 235 00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:16,974 I will take my place 236 00:19:16,999 --> 00:19:22,600 in the great banqueting hall of Valhalla, the resting place of the gods. 237 00:19:22,838 --> 00:19:24,357 Oh, one more thing. 238 00:19:25,641 --> 00:19:26,783 You have a sister. 239 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:34,516 And so now I turn into godly stardust and say farewell. 240 00:19:34,516 --> 00:19:35,317 Oh, look. 241 00:19:36,099 --> 00:19:37,144 Do you see? 242 00:19:37,169 --> 00:19:38,921 Dad? 243 00:19:38,946 --> 00:19:40,155 I'm disappearing. 244 00:19:45,127 --> 00:19:49,678 - No! - Father! 245 00:19:49,702 --> 00:19:51,400 But wait, brother! 246 00:19:52,652 --> 00:19:55,957 An ominous portal has appeared behind us. 247 00:19:56,305 --> 00:19:57,480 Transform! 248 00:20:07,194 --> 00:20:10,119 I am Hela, Goddess of Death. 249 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:15,432 Now, I return to Asgard, to stake my claim as the rightful heir to the throne. 250 00:20:15,457 --> 00:20:17,369 And no one will stop me! 251 00:20:17,394 --> 00:20:18,260 Join me or die. 252 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,729 - We'll never join you, witch. - Mjölnir. 253 00:20:25,593 --> 00:20:26,945 Impossible! 254 00:20:28,504 --> 00:20:30,406 I broke your hammer! 255 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,949 Time to die! 256 00:20:31,974 --> 00:20:34,075 - Bifrost! - Bifrost! 257 00:20:45,232 --> 00:20:47,664 You can almost feel the power 258 00:20:47,689 --> 00:20:51,068 of these magnificent and immovable stones. 259 00:20:51,093 --> 00:20:53,538 Okay, let's head back to the village... 260 00:20:53,563 --> 00:20:56,774 where we can drink some real Asgardian mead. 261 00:20:56,799 --> 00:20:57,848 Come on. 262 00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,627 God of Disaster... 263 00:21:36,538 --> 00:21:37,823 We thank you. 264 00:21:37,847 --> 00:21:41,786 We feared we would be at war forever without the protection of our gods. 265 00:21:41,811 --> 00:21:45,213 But now, peace shall reign. 266 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:49,038 In return for your service, please accept these gifts. 267 00:21:49,849 --> 00:21:54,774 It is tradition, protectors of our world are bestowed with great... beasts... 268 00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,749 - Giant goats? - Oh, look at those. They are wonderful. 269 00:22:00,774 --> 00:22:03,723 Korg, look at that. Those kids are beautiful. 270 00:22:03,747 --> 00:22:06,042 King Yakan, thank you so much. 271 00:22:06,067 --> 00:22:07,936 Listen um... about the temple. 272 00:22:07,961 --> 00:22:10,426 - I don't want to talk about the temple. - I know, but if we were to talk about it. 273 00:22:10,451 --> 00:22:14,024 - It's important... Okay, I'll stop talking. - It's making me sad and mad. 274 00:22:14,851 --> 00:22:15,913 Don't forget the goats. 275 00:22:15,938 --> 00:22:18,490 Which you accepted and now must take with you. 276 00:22:18,515 --> 00:22:19,546 No whacking. 277 00:22:20,156 --> 00:22:21,968 Awh, they are beautiful. 278 00:22:22,032 --> 00:22:23,421 Yes, they are beautiful. 279 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,961 - They also scream quite a lot. - They'll be fine. 280 00:22:29,109 --> 00:22:31,681 We need to find a damn remote so we can download the distress signal. 281 00:22:31,706 --> 00:22:34,017 Well, re-retrace your steps. Where did you put the remote? 282 00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:35,540 One of these goats probably ate it. 283 00:22:35,565 --> 00:22:37,235 Goats don't eat remote. Don't be ridiculous. 284 00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:39,011 Alright, he can do that crap. 285 00:22:39,036 --> 00:22:39,955 I love them. 286 00:22:40,479 --> 00:22:41,514 These will live with us forever. 287 00:22:41,604 --> 00:22:42,510 Found the remote! 288 00:22:43,326 --> 00:22:44,471 I'm putting them down. 289 00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:45,607 Don't shoot. 290 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:47,135 No, it's not working. It's not charged. 291 00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:49,018 Well maybe, you need to find the charger. 292 00:22:49,043 --> 00:22:50,152 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. 293 00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:54,124 - Korg, you okay? - Yeah, bro. All good. 294 00:22:54,149 --> 00:22:55,383 Alright. Everybody, just relax. 295 00:22:55,383 --> 00:22:56,297 The goats are going to be fine. 296 00:22:56,322 --> 00:22:58,111 If not, we can just turn them to meat. 297 00:22:59,998 --> 00:23:02,892 ...ting people... meeting people. They are great conversation starters. 298 00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:05,357 And... been told you can summon them with a special whistle. 299 00:23:05,490 --> 00:23:06,654 It goes something like this... 300 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:07,931 No, that's not it. 301 00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:09,013 No, that's not it. 302 00:23:09,376 --> 00:23:10,544 No, that's not it. You have a go. 303 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:11,972 No, that's not it. 304 00:23:12,128 --> 00:23:14,136 - Oh! Hey, guys! - Kraglin! 305 00:23:14,837 --> 00:23:16,004 You've been here, this whole time? 306 00:23:16,004 --> 00:23:17,873 Yeah, you said to stay with the ship. 307 00:23:17,873 --> 00:23:19,912 This is Glenda. We're married. 308 00:23:20,951 --> 00:23:22,085 I am Groot. 309 00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:24,688 What did I tell you about jumping into new relationships? 310 00:23:25,086 --> 00:23:26,582 - That I shouldn't do that. - Yeah! 311 00:23:26,582 --> 00:23:28,784 You can't get married on every single planet we land on. 312 00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,160 I am Groot. 313 00:23:31,196 --> 00:23:32,047 Finally! 314 00:23:32,696 --> 00:23:34,510 Alright, here we go. "Distress Calls". 315 00:23:35,424 --> 00:23:38,035 Please help us! The God Butcher has found us! 316 00:23:38,060 --> 00:23:39,103 God Butcher? 317 00:23:39,128 --> 00:23:41,306 - It's just a dragon. - It's a warning! 318 00:23:41,330 --> 00:23:42,861 All of these gods murdered. 319 00:23:42,886 --> 00:23:44,867 Our greatest champions... 320 00:23:44,867 --> 00:23:46,804 Now laid to waste. 321 00:23:46,828 --> 00:23:48,136 The horror. 322 00:23:48,161 --> 00:23:49,761 Who could have done something like this? 323 00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:52,193 - Where are you? - Wait, wait, wait. 324 00:23:52,218 --> 00:23:53,632 What was that? Go, go, go back. 325 00:23:54,743 --> 00:23:55,833 Play that one. 326 00:23:57,254 --> 00:23:58,569 Thor, where are you? 327 00:23:58,594 --> 00:24:00,266 - Sif. - We need you here. 328 00:24:00,914 --> 00:24:02,851 Well, my friend is in danger. We must go at once. 329 00:24:03,312 --> 00:24:04,590 Start the ship, my friends. 330 00:24:04,614 --> 00:24:06,418 Oh. Maybe, we should split up. 331 00:24:06,671 --> 00:24:08,131 So many people to save, I mean. 332 00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:11,069 Look at all these distress... calls. 333 00:24:14,659 --> 00:24:16,843 Thor, you're gonna be okay? 334 00:24:17,299 --> 00:24:20,057 I admire your commitment to each other. It's a beautiful thing. 335 00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:22,002 Alas, it's something I'll never have. 336 00:24:22,027 --> 00:24:23,994 Buddy, if I may 337 00:24:24,019 --> 00:24:24,812 You may. 338 00:24:26,608 --> 00:24:30,053 After thousands of years of living, you don't seem to know who the hell you are. 339 00:24:30,078 --> 00:24:31,593 I've been lost before. 340 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,583 Then I found meaning, I found love. 341 00:24:35,416 --> 00:24:38,018 And yeah, it got taken from me, and God, that hurts. 342 00:24:39,549 --> 00:24:42,354 But that shitty feeling is better than feeling empty. 343 00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:47,455 My hope for you is that one day, you will find something... 344 00:24:47,930 --> 00:24:50,342 To make you feel this shitty. 345 00:24:50,367 --> 00:24:51,617 I have loved before. 346 00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:53,302 Didn't work out. 347 00:24:53,302 --> 00:24:57,114 They either die a brutal death or they dump you with the handwritten letter. 348 00:24:57,139 --> 00:25:00,175 I don't know which is worse, which is why I keep everyone at arm's length. 349 00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:05,292 I've grown too attached, damn it! I knew this would happen. 350 00:25:05,317 --> 00:25:06,515 You must go! 351 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,114 I'll find, Sif. 352 00:25:08,138 --> 00:25:09,483 You answer the other calls. 353 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,053 The Galaxy needs its guardians. 354 00:25:11,053 --> 00:25:13,684 - Cool, yeah. We were just thinking. - Shhh! I know this hurts. 355 00:25:13,709 --> 00:25:15,912 But it's better this way. You have to trust me. 356 00:25:16,326 --> 00:25:18,227 To ease the pain, why don't you uh... 357 00:25:19,002 --> 00:25:22,042 Take the ship here, as a parting farewell gift. 358 00:25:22,067 --> 00:25:23,273 Oh, you're giving me my ship? 359 00:25:23,298 --> 00:25:25,234 Yes, she's yours. 360 00:25:25,234 --> 00:25:27,865 May you make as many memories with her as I have. 361 00:25:27,890 --> 00:25:29,813 She's a temperamental old lass. 362 00:25:29,838 --> 00:25:32,107 Serve you well, in a tight pickle. 363 00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:33,217 - Start the ship? - Thank you. 364 00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:34,742 Goodbye, old friend. 365 00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:37,334 Human handshake. 366 00:25:37,882 --> 00:25:39,567 Asgardian shake. 367 00:25:39,592 --> 00:25:42,608 Into the snake that you cannot trust. 368 00:25:43,426 --> 00:25:47,597 - Really dragging this out - Finish the classic Asgardian high one. 369 00:25:51,159 --> 00:25:53,871 - Let's go. - Take care of my crew. 370 00:25:53,896 --> 00:25:54,930 It's going to be hard for them. 371 00:25:54,930 --> 00:25:57,223 - Hurry up! - Not her. 372 00:25:57,247 --> 00:25:59,576 Remember what I told you. 373 00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:01,945 You ever feel loss? 374 00:26:01,970 --> 00:26:04,715 Just look into the eyes of the people that you love. 375 00:26:04,740 --> 00:26:06,833 They'll tell you exactly where you are. 376 00:26:11,046 --> 00:26:12,159 Alright, bye. 377 00:26:15,644 --> 00:26:18,681 Once more, but we had good memories. 378 00:26:18,706 --> 00:26:22,891 We Asgardians say, "May you travel with the speed of Odin's ravens". 379 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:25,512 I'll see you in Valhalla where we shall drink mead. 380 00:26:27,856 --> 00:26:28,672 They're gone. 381 00:26:28,697 --> 00:26:30,562 Alone again, just me and you. 382 00:26:30,586 --> 00:26:31,558 Stormbreaker! 383 00:26:32,526 --> 00:26:34,356 Careful with your crazy ax. 384 00:26:38,146 --> 00:26:39,483 So what do we do now, bro? 385 00:26:39,508 --> 00:26:40,742 Let's go get Sif. 386 00:26:56,245 --> 00:26:58,280 Who or what is that? 387 00:26:58,305 --> 00:27:01,594 Falligar, God of the Falligarians. 388 00:27:01,950 --> 00:27:04,000 One of the nicest gods you'll ever meet. 389 00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:17,176 Sif! It's me, Thor. 390 00:27:18,386 --> 00:27:19,518 Odinson. 391 00:27:19,543 --> 00:27:20,886 You're missing an arm. 392 00:27:20,911 --> 00:27:22,101 Let me get you home. 393 00:27:22,125 --> 00:27:23,018 No! 394 00:27:23,018 --> 00:27:24,261 Leave me here. 395 00:27:24,286 --> 00:27:26,356 I want to die a warrior's death. 396 00:27:26,381 --> 00:27:28,590 On the battlefield, in battle. 397 00:27:28,590 --> 00:27:32,127 And then I can claim my place in Valhalla. 398 00:27:32,127 --> 00:27:33,717 Oh, I hate to break it to you. 399 00:27:33,741 --> 00:27:35,494 But for a warrior to get into Valhalla, 400 00:27:35,519 --> 00:27:37,633 you have to die in the battle. 401 00:27:37,633 --> 00:27:40,042 - You survived. - Ah, shit! 402 00:27:40,067 --> 00:27:42,313 Maybe, your arm is in Valhalla. 403 00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:45,649 What happened here? 404 00:27:45,674 --> 00:27:47,186 I've been hunting a mad man. 405 00:27:47,210 --> 00:27:48,652 I followed him here! 406 00:27:48,677 --> 00:27:51,118 - It was a trap. - Who is this mad man? 407 00:27:51,142 --> 00:27:53,515 The God Butcher, he's coming. 408 00:27:53,515 --> 00:27:56,118 He seeks the extinction of the gods. 409 00:27:56,118 --> 00:27:57,770 Asgard is next. 410 00:29:48,163 --> 00:29:51,256 - Look, it's Thor! Thor! - Take Sif to the infirmary. 411 00:29:52,075 --> 00:29:53,877 Hey! Who'd you piss off now? 412 00:29:53,902 --> 00:29:54,632 It's not my fault. 413 00:29:54,656 --> 00:29:56,738 I've never even seen these things, whoever the hell they are. 414 00:29:56,738 --> 00:29:57,873 Welcome back. 415 00:30:06,807 --> 00:30:07,830 Die! 416 00:30:23,268 --> 00:30:24,711 Whos' the new guy? 417 00:30:24,736 --> 00:30:27,213 That guy... You're gonna love that guy. 418 00:30:41,545 --> 00:30:43,371 Mjölnir. 419 00:30:43,395 --> 00:30:43,992 Mjölnir! 420 00:30:44,017 --> 00:30:45,414 It's me, Thor. 421 00:30:45,439 --> 00:30:46,532 Have you seen my hammer? 422 00:30:47,289 --> 00:30:48,367 Mjölnir, here boy. 423 00:30:50,328 --> 00:30:51,085 Mjölnir? 424 00:30:55,943 --> 00:30:56,943 Mjölnir. 425 00:31:01,479 --> 00:31:03,986 You're back. 426 00:31:07,744 --> 00:31:08,744 Mjölnir! 427 00:31:36,639 --> 00:31:38,315 'Scuse me. Hello. 428 00:31:38,348 --> 00:31:39,771 That's my hammer you got in there. 429 00:31:40,959 --> 00:31:41,959 and that's my look. 430 00:31:50,185 --> 00:31:51,185 Hey! 431 00:31:53,622 --> 00:31:54,969 Enough tomfoolery, wench. 432 00:31:54,994 --> 00:31:57,235 Take off that mask and reveal yourself. 433 00:31:57,259 --> 00:31:58,040 Grant... 434 00:32:00,153 --> 00:32:01,000 Hey. 435 00:32:01,874 --> 00:32:02,754 Jane?! 436 00:32:08,770 --> 00:32:12,063 Let me tell you the legend of Thor and Jane. 437 00:32:13,308 --> 00:32:15,110 He was a God of Thunder. 438 00:32:15,135 --> 00:32:17,590 And she, a woman of science. 439 00:32:18,580 --> 00:32:20,876 And although they were from different worlds... 440 00:32:22,789 --> 00:32:24,955 Somehow, it just made sense. 441 00:32:25,854 --> 00:32:29,346 And together, they embarked on the journey of love. 442 00:32:34,963 --> 00:32:37,493 Thor taught Jane, the way of the warrior. 443 00:32:39,688 --> 00:32:42,446 And Jane taught Thor, the way of the people. 444 00:32:43,872 --> 00:32:48,184 And as time passed, their love grew deeper and deeper. 445 00:32:51,301 --> 00:32:53,654 She's incredible. Isn't she, Mjölnir? 446 00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:59,500 I need you to promise me, you'll always protect her. 447 00:33:01,089 --> 00:33:02,464 I love you too, buddy. 448 00:33:04,459 --> 00:33:07,451 A love that deep, has a way of becoming magical. 449 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:15,325 Thor set a path towards a future and all it might hold. 450 00:33:19,908 --> 00:33:24,754 But the more he pondered a life with Jane, the more he feared losing that life. 451 00:33:24,779 --> 00:33:27,215 And although Jane didn't want to admit it, 452 00:33:27,215 --> 00:33:29,416 she was scared of loss as well. 453 00:33:33,305 --> 00:33:35,539 And so, they built walls between them. 454 00:33:36,191 --> 00:33:38,781 Thor got busy, saving humanity. 455 00:33:39,156 --> 00:33:40,156 Heimdall! 456 00:33:41,714 --> 00:33:44,436 Jane got busy, doing the same. 457 00:33:44,460 --> 00:33:45,464 Real busy. 458 00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:49,168 And eventually, the space between them grew and grew 459 00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:51,356 Until it became too wide to bear. 460 00:33:57,169 --> 00:33:58,613 Some things had to give. 461 00:33:58,613 --> 00:34:02,679 I have to stay up all night, then go through this data. 462 00:34:02,703 --> 00:34:04,786 While I just stay up all night eating and clean all of this up. 463 00:34:04,786 --> 00:34:06,601 There's two plates! 464 00:34:11,243 --> 00:34:13,297 And then one night, it didn't give. 465 00:34:14,863 --> 00:34:16,336 Jane wrote a note. 466 00:34:17,697 --> 00:34:19,439 And Thor read that note. 467 00:34:21,535 --> 00:34:24,317 And their legend suddenly became myth. 468 00:34:25,770 --> 00:34:27,176 Or so they thought. 469 00:34:30,971 --> 00:34:32,239 You okay? 470 00:34:32,419 --> 00:34:33,730 Yes. 471 00:34:33,755 --> 00:34:35,434 It's a little hot, isn't it? 472 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,579 Just trying to feel... 473 00:34:37,675 --> 00:34:40,394 Bit claustrophobic with the helmet. 474 00:34:44,855 --> 00:34:45,683 How?! 475 00:34:48,630 --> 00:34:50,465 Can we talk about this later? 476 00:34:50,465 --> 00:34:51,766 Yeah, sure. 477 00:34:51,791 --> 00:34:53,109 Great seeing you! 478 00:34:54,617 --> 00:34:55,898 What?! 479 00:35:42,865 --> 00:35:45,035 Hey! Is that the Necrosword? 480 00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:47,833 That's cool. I've only ever read about it in stories. 481 00:35:47,857 --> 00:35:50,926 Then, you know this is going to hurt. 482 00:35:51,330 --> 00:35:52,263 Pain. 483 00:35:52,287 --> 00:35:54,681 What is pain, but a construct invented by the weak. 484 00:35:54,706 --> 00:35:56,173 Oh, okay! That's very sharp! 485 00:36:05,860 --> 00:36:06,697 Ready? 486 00:36:07,275 --> 00:36:10,642 Don't touch my things. 487 00:36:37,135 --> 00:36:38,705 You better run, you coward. 488 00:36:58,141 --> 00:37:01,156 The children! They're taking the children! 489 00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:03,422 - Mommy! - Mommy! 490 00:37:03,447 --> 00:37:04,804 - Dad! - Mom! 491 00:37:04,829 --> 00:37:05,648 Mother! 492 00:37:28,962 --> 00:37:32,267 Shadow monsters, disgusting. 493 00:37:35,397 --> 00:37:37,633 Flew around the world twice, nothing. 494 00:37:37,633 --> 00:37:40,351 Cowards must have run away. We'll find them. 495 00:37:43,438 --> 00:37:45,540 - Quite a reunion, huh? - Ah, you're telling me. 496 00:37:45,540 --> 00:37:47,709 What's it been like? Three, four years? 497 00:37:47,709 --> 00:37:50,187 Eight years, seven months and six days. 498 00:37:50,212 --> 00:37:51,380 I haven't forgotten. 499 00:37:51,380 --> 00:37:54,310 The last time I saw you or didn't see you, because you left. 500 00:37:54,802 --> 00:37:57,611 Kind of an oversimplification to say that I left. 501 00:37:57,636 --> 00:37:59,855 Ah, no, you left. You did. 502 00:37:59,855 --> 00:38:02,190 You wrote me a beautiful handwritten letter. 503 00:38:02,190 --> 00:38:03,258 I should know, I was there. 504 00:38:04,026 --> 00:38:05,532 - You weren't there, actually. - I was. 505 00:38:05,557 --> 00:38:06,971 Hence, the note... 506 00:38:08,597 --> 00:38:12,409 And if you weren't there to see me leave, then maybe it was you that left. 507 00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:13,916 Fair point. 508 00:38:14,927 --> 00:38:16,513 - Not that it matters, like... - No. 509 00:38:16,538 --> 00:38:18,088 - Just keeping track, right? - Yeah. 510 00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:21,064 I supposed we both left and both got left. 511 00:38:21,431 --> 00:38:22,509 Now, you're leaving again. 512 00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:27,102 Miek, we need detailed accounts from all the witnesses. 513 00:38:27,127 --> 00:38:29,900 Darryl, get all the names of the children who've been lost. 514 00:38:30,050 --> 00:38:32,629 - Your Majesty, my daughter has been taken. - Don't worry. 515 00:38:32,654 --> 00:38:34,402 And she'll be found. 516 00:38:34,427 --> 00:38:37,044 Guys, they're bleeding! Get them to the infirmary, now! 517 00:38:37,069 --> 00:38:38,859 - Darryl! - Majesty. 518 00:38:38,890 --> 00:38:42,243 Should we start working on a performance of this entire debacle? 519 00:38:42,330 --> 00:38:43,861 People need entertainment. 520 00:38:43,886 --> 00:38:45,733 Particularly now, in times of crisis. 521 00:38:45,867 --> 00:38:46,867 Particularly. 522 00:38:49,216 --> 00:38:50,535 I did not hear a "no". 523 00:38:51,357 --> 00:38:52,395 Nor did I. 524 00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:53,853 Asgard, at night. 525 00:38:53,877 --> 00:38:55,201 We open on some sleeping children. 526 00:38:59,133 --> 00:39:01,883 So that's the ex-girlfriend, is it? 527 00:39:01,883 --> 00:39:04,294 - The old ex-girlfriend, - Judie Foster. 528 00:39:04,319 --> 00:39:07,184 - Jane Foster. - The one that got away. 529 00:39:07,209 --> 00:39:08,370 The one that got away. 530 00:39:08,394 --> 00:39:10,258 - That means escaped. - Yeah. 531 00:39:10,654 --> 00:39:11,727 Yeah. 532 00:39:11,752 --> 00:39:13,603 Must be hard for you to see your ex-girlfriend 533 00:39:13,628 --> 00:39:15,870 and your ex-hammer hanging out and getting on so well. 534 00:39:21,018 --> 00:39:22,167 What you up to, bro? 535 00:39:23,221 --> 00:39:24,221 Come on. 536 00:39:24,753 --> 00:39:26,053 Come to daddy. 537 00:39:27,314 --> 00:39:29,314 Come on, Mjölnir. 538 00:39:30,879 --> 00:39:33,862 Hey, there you are! 539 00:39:33,887 --> 00:39:35,386 Hey! 540 00:39:35,517 --> 00:39:37,521 - I was just calling you. - ...Start an army. 541 00:39:37,545 --> 00:39:38,218 With what? 542 00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:41,426 - Half our soldiers are dead. - Half our soldiers are always dead. 543 00:39:41,450 --> 00:39:43,036 - Everyone, please. Go home. - Where are the children? 544 00:39:43,061 --> 00:39:44,520 I promise you will have news soon. 545 00:39:44,544 --> 00:39:45,140 - I don't know. - Can't go far. 546 00:39:45,164 --> 00:39:46,183 I think the worst has happened. 547 00:39:46,208 --> 00:39:47,254 She'll find them. 548 00:39:49,990 --> 00:39:51,443 You know what? This is all wrong. 549 00:39:53,634 --> 00:39:54,735 Asgard! 550 00:40:03,562 --> 00:40:06,362 My friends, we must not quarrel. 551 00:40:07,364 --> 00:40:10,618 Times like this, we need to unite and come together. 552 00:40:10,666 --> 00:40:12,302 See what's happening here. 553 00:40:13,086 --> 00:40:14,818 We're afraid. 554 00:40:14,897 --> 00:40:16,002 Hm? 555 00:40:16,027 --> 00:40:16,960 Scared. 556 00:40:18,493 --> 00:40:19,773 Afraid. 557 00:40:19,826 --> 00:40:20,860 Anxious. 558 00:40:22,497 --> 00:40:26,821 If we are to find the children, we must first look within ourselves. 559 00:40:26,845 --> 00:40:27,945 I'm sorry, Miek. 560 00:40:27,970 --> 00:40:31,505 It's very hard to give a rousing speech with the eh-eh-eh noise. 561 00:40:31,529 --> 00:40:32,074 What are you doing? 562 00:40:32,074 --> 00:40:34,597 - She's taking minutes. - Well, precious minutes we don't have. 563 00:40:35,394 --> 00:40:36,448 Want the kids back? 564 00:40:37,512 --> 00:40:38,558 I'll be back in a moment. 565 00:40:40,349 --> 00:40:41,621 Write that down, Miek. 566 00:40:54,126 --> 00:40:55,939 Stormbreaker, what are you doing? 567 00:40:55,964 --> 00:40:57,633 Is this about Mjölnir? 568 00:40:57,658 --> 00:40:58,693 Everyone out! 569 00:41:01,629 --> 00:41:02,630 Didn't find 'em. 570 00:41:02,631 --> 00:41:03,962 Your cape is on fire. 571 00:41:03,987 --> 00:41:05,040 It's fine, it'll grow back. 572 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:06,844 I'm invoicing you for this. 573 00:41:06,869 --> 00:41:07,688 Okay. 574 00:41:07,713 --> 00:41:08,877 What do we know about this guy? 575 00:41:08,877 --> 00:41:10,248 He travels through shadows. 576 00:41:10,272 --> 00:41:11,788 And he creates monsters with them. 577 00:41:11,813 --> 00:41:13,596 Absolutely, freaky monsters. 578 00:41:13,621 --> 00:41:14,980 Also wields the Necrosword. 579 00:41:15,005 --> 00:41:15,700 How do I know that? 580 00:41:15,725 --> 00:41:17,136 Because he almost speared me in the face with it. 581 00:41:17,161 --> 00:41:18,215 What's a Necrosword? 582 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:21,516 It's an ancient weapon that's been passed through hands, since the dawn of time. 583 00:41:21,540 --> 00:41:23,746 It has the ability to slay gods. 584 00:41:23,771 --> 00:41:26,903 It slowly corrupts and kills whoever wields it, which means... 585 00:41:26,928 --> 00:41:29,840 - Oh, so it infected him. - It's infecting him. Yes, it must be. 586 00:41:29,865 --> 00:41:34,811 So basically, we're up against a cursed shadow, zombie kidnapper. 587 00:41:34,836 --> 00:41:36,750 Awesome! When do we leave? 588 00:41:36,813 --> 00:41:38,407 Thor? 589 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:39,574 Can you see me? 590 00:41:39,598 --> 00:41:40,625 Uh, floating head alert. 591 00:41:40,649 --> 00:41:41,819 It's Astrid. 592 00:41:41,843 --> 00:41:42,867 Heimdallson. 593 00:41:42,891 --> 00:41:44,588 Astrid, are you okay? 594 00:41:44,613 --> 00:41:46,682 I no longer go by the name, Astrid. 595 00:41:46,682 --> 00:41:48,904 I'm now known as Axl. 596 00:41:48,929 --> 00:41:51,170 He's a singer from a popular band I heard on Earth. 597 00:41:51,195 --> 00:41:51,988 GNR. 598 00:41:52,012 --> 00:41:52,621 Astrid... 599 00:41:52,621 --> 00:41:56,121 Your father gave you a very tough Viking name and I intend to honor his wishes. 600 00:41:56,152 --> 00:41:57,376 - Axl. - Astrid. 601 00:41:57,402 --> 00:41:58,689 - I said, Axl. - Astrid. 602 00:41:58,713 --> 00:42:01,298 - Axl! - He's Asshole! Now, listen to him. 603 00:42:01,323 --> 00:42:03,158 Alright, fine. "Axl"... 604 00:42:03,183 --> 00:42:05,200 - Where are you? - I'm not sure. 605 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,942 I don't know how to use my magic powers yet. 606 00:42:06,967 --> 00:42:08,503 Your father told me and I'm here to teach you. 607 00:42:08,537 --> 00:42:11,455 I need you to focus and hold out your hand. 608 00:42:11,947 --> 00:42:12,932 Okay, good. 609 00:42:12,957 --> 00:42:15,855 Now, focus. Close your eyes. 610 00:42:20,923 --> 00:42:22,169 Thor! 611 00:42:24,330 --> 00:42:25,865 Hey! How's it going, kids? 612 00:42:25,889 --> 00:42:27,597 How's it going? Look where we are. 613 00:42:27,622 --> 00:42:30,233 We're in a cage made of spikes. 614 00:42:30,258 --> 00:42:32,102 Yeah, that's right. Not good. 615 00:42:32,127 --> 00:42:34,117 - You gonna do something? - Yes. Yes, I am. 616 00:42:34,142 --> 00:42:36,938 But just not right now. I'm the vision ghost, look. 617 00:42:38,342 --> 00:42:40,267 - See. - What will happen to us? 618 00:42:40,771 --> 00:42:43,905 You can tell, this is a very, very bad situation. 619 00:42:44,206 --> 00:42:46,483 You know, the good news is, you're Asgardian. 620 00:42:46,508 --> 00:42:48,743 So if you die, you'll end up in Valhalla. 621 00:42:48,743 --> 00:42:50,243 Oh, my God, go away. 622 00:42:53,375 --> 00:42:54,290 Okay, kids. 623 00:42:54,315 --> 00:42:56,182 Alright, kids. Don't cry. You'll survive, okay? 624 00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:57,697 Listen, I got a plan, okay? 625 00:42:57,722 --> 00:42:59,688 I'm putting together a really, really good team. 626 00:42:59,688 --> 00:43:01,039 We've got um, uh... 627 00:43:01,064 --> 00:43:02,399 Uncle Korg. 628 00:43:02,424 --> 00:43:03,587 King Valkyrie. 629 00:43:03,612 --> 00:43:04,493 Um, yeah... 630 00:43:04,493 --> 00:43:08,311 My ex-girlfriend, Jane, which is a whole 'nother story I won't bore you with, okay? 631 00:43:08,336 --> 00:43:12,501 But it is a top notch team, and we're gonna have you home before you know it. 632 00:43:12,501 --> 00:43:13,372 Yeah. 633 00:43:20,916 --> 00:43:22,016 I know where you are. 634 00:43:25,126 --> 00:43:26,516 I'm gonna get you out of here. 635 00:43:26,541 --> 00:43:27,949 I'm scared. 636 00:43:27,949 --> 00:43:28,837 We all are. 637 00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,980 Look out for them. Take care. Okay, take care. 638 00:43:38,004 --> 00:43:40,327 See you soon, alright? I'm gonna get you out of here. 639 00:43:41,668 --> 00:43:43,098 They're in the Shadow Realm. 640 00:43:43,098 --> 00:43:44,341 How do you know? 641 00:43:44,366 --> 00:43:46,913 The atmosphere there has a darkness like no other. 642 00:43:46,938 --> 00:43:49,209 As if color refused to tread. It's unmistakable. 643 00:43:49,234 --> 00:43:51,444 Well then, if it's color we need. 644 00:43:51,469 --> 00:43:52,703 Let's bring the rainbow. 645 00:43:55,043 --> 00:43:56,954 Bring the rainbow? Is that a catchphrase or something? 646 00:43:56,979 --> 00:43:58,679 She's only been a Thor for a minute. 647 00:43:58,703 --> 00:44:01,572 I mean, saving lives, she's quite good at. But the rest, she needs work. 648 00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:03,419 - How many catchphrases have there been? - A lot. 649 00:44:04,953 --> 00:44:06,822 Yep, jumped the gun. 650 00:44:06,822 --> 00:44:10,101 Hang on, he moves through shadows and he's going to the shadow realm. 651 00:44:10,126 --> 00:44:11,864 It seems like that's where he's going to be the most powerful. 652 00:44:11,888 --> 00:44:13,460 You're right. We can't just go launching in there. 653 00:44:13,492 --> 00:44:15,551 Could be a trap. Could be endangering the children. 654 00:44:15,575 --> 00:44:17,574 We need reinforcements. We should raise an army. 655 00:44:17,599 --> 00:44:18,884 Are you thinking what I think you're thinking? 656 00:44:18,908 --> 00:44:20,375 - I'm thinking it. - What are we thinking? 657 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:21,461 - Thinking what? - Taking it to... 658 00:44:21,486 --> 00:44:22,899 - Omnipotent City - Omnipotent City 659 00:44:24,508 --> 00:44:26,046 What's Omnipotent City? 660 00:44:26,071 --> 00:44:28,352 It's the home of the most powerful gods of the universe. 661 00:44:28,377 --> 00:44:30,379 We can put together the greatest team ever. 662 00:44:30,379 --> 00:44:33,984 We can recruit Ra, Hercules, Tūmatauenga... 663 00:44:34,008 --> 00:44:35,418 Quetzalcóatl, maybe. 664 00:44:35,443 --> 00:44:38,165 And Zeus, the oldest and wisest of them all. 665 00:44:38,190 --> 00:44:39,901 - Did you say, Zeus? - Yes, Zeus. 666 00:44:39,926 --> 00:44:41,523 Like the Zeus. Zeus Zeus. 667 00:44:41,523 --> 00:44:42,837 I'm not sure if he has a second name. 668 00:44:42,862 --> 00:44:44,986 You think my god will be there? Ninny of the Nonny. 669 00:44:45,010 --> 00:44:46,033 Well, you never know, Korg... 670 00:44:46,064 --> 00:44:47,696 But if they are, we'll ask them to join our team. 671 00:44:47,721 --> 00:44:48,400 Yes! 672 00:44:48,425 --> 00:44:49,305 Stormbreaker. 673 00:44:51,305 --> 00:44:52,309 Calm down, relax. 674 00:44:52,334 --> 00:44:53,010 No, no, no, mate. 675 00:44:53,034 --> 00:44:55,258 We are not traveling on Stormbreaker's janky Bifrost. 676 00:44:55,283 --> 00:44:56,371 Look what just happened. 677 00:44:56,371 --> 00:44:59,245 We can't exactly go in your tiny little flying portal horse, can we? 678 00:44:59,270 --> 00:45:00,578 - We won't all fit. - What are you talking about? 679 00:45:00,603 --> 00:45:01,385 Warsong's awesome. 680 00:45:01,410 --> 00:45:02,740 Stormbreaker's awesome too. 681 00:45:02,765 --> 00:45:04,109 Stormbreaker just needs a conduit. 682 00:45:04,134 --> 00:45:05,414 Anything that can handle space travel. 683 00:45:05,460 --> 00:45:06,872 I love when she talks science. 684 00:45:07,122 --> 00:45:08,517 It has the power to get us there. 685 00:45:08,517 --> 00:45:10,018 Just need something to focus that energy 686 00:45:10,018 --> 00:45:12,210 So it's not so... unpredictable. 687 00:45:12,235 --> 00:45:12,932 You know, uh. 688 00:45:12,957 --> 00:45:15,954 If we had a ship, we could harness it and use Stormbreaker as a power source. 689 00:45:15,979 --> 00:45:17,166 Ooh, like an engine. 690 00:45:17,191 --> 00:45:19,094 - Like an engine. - You need a ship? 691 00:45:19,119 --> 00:45:20,396 I got a ship. 692 00:45:24,923 --> 00:45:26,241 Throw all those seats. 693 00:45:26,468 --> 00:45:28,376 There you go. No, tie those goats to the front. 694 00:45:28,401 --> 00:45:29,993 We leave in 15 minutes. 695 00:45:30,018 --> 00:45:31,944 Essentials only, everyone. 696 00:45:31,969 --> 00:45:33,256 That's essential. 697 00:45:35,277 --> 00:45:38,247 Bet you moved on quick, didn't you. 698 00:45:38,578 --> 00:45:40,977 You are some piece of work. 699 00:45:41,671 --> 00:45:44,040 - Oh, hey! - Hey. 700 00:45:44,065 --> 00:45:46,468 - Catching up with an old friend. - Yeah. 701 00:45:46,493 --> 00:45:48,528 I've been meaning to apologize. 702 00:45:48,557 --> 00:45:50,022 Sort of acting a little weird before. 703 00:45:50,046 --> 00:45:53,360 I just haven't really been myself lately. You know, now that... 704 00:45:53,385 --> 00:45:56,455 Trying to figure out who I am and uh, just felt a little bit lost 705 00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,567 And then all of a sudden, I see you dressed as me. 706 00:45:58,567 --> 00:46:00,536 And it's been kinda... 707 00:46:00,536 --> 00:46:02,638 It's a lot for me, too. 708 00:46:02,638 --> 00:46:03,879 So how did uh... 709 00:46:03,903 --> 00:46:04,849 you guys get together? 710 00:46:04,874 --> 00:46:06,083 How did this happen? 711 00:46:06,508 --> 00:46:09,871 I swear, I heard Mjölnir call to me. 712 00:46:09,895 --> 00:46:11,321 Ah, did it? 713 00:46:11,346 --> 00:46:13,281 And so I came here to investigate and... 714 00:46:13,306 --> 00:46:17,461 - Pieces started glowing and swirling... - Crazy. 715 00:46:17,486 --> 00:46:19,254 Thor. 716 00:46:19,254 --> 00:46:22,644 Well, you know what. It looks good on you. It works, so... 717 00:46:26,362 --> 00:46:27,329 Just checking. 718 00:46:31,574 --> 00:46:32,789 See you later. 719 00:46:38,836 --> 00:46:40,471 What? 720 00:46:40,496 --> 00:46:41,950 We were just talking. 721 00:46:53,121 --> 00:46:55,924 Mommy, don't leave me. 722 00:46:55,924 --> 00:46:58,961 Don't be afraid. 723 00:46:58,961 --> 00:47:01,396 Even when I'm gone, honey. 724 00:47:02,230 --> 00:47:04,032 You won't be alone. 725 00:47:06,868 --> 00:47:09,004 And whatever happens... 726 00:47:10,606 --> 00:47:12,708 Never stop fighting. 727 00:47:28,818 --> 00:47:30,901 - Hey. - You alright? 728 00:47:30,926 --> 00:47:32,227 Great! 729 00:47:33,428 --> 00:47:34,959 The sink would say otherwise. 730 00:47:36,698 --> 00:47:38,413 You think I really should be coming? 731 00:47:38,437 --> 00:47:40,043 I'm not getting any better. 732 00:47:40,067 --> 00:47:42,150 You're a Thor. Of course, you should come. 733 00:47:42,174 --> 00:47:43,606 Besides, what else are you gonna do? 734 00:47:43,639 --> 00:47:45,192 You're a Viking now. 735 00:47:45,217 --> 00:47:47,293 Means you pretty much have to die in battle. 736 00:47:47,318 --> 00:47:49,587 It needs to be devastatingly painful. 737 00:47:49,612 --> 00:47:51,525 Otherwise, you don't get into Valhalla. 738 00:47:51,549 --> 00:47:52,318 My plan. 739 00:47:52,814 --> 00:47:55,325 What about you kinging and stuff? 740 00:47:55,350 --> 00:47:56,918 I love being king. 741 00:47:56,918 --> 00:47:57,886 I love my people. 742 00:47:57,886 --> 00:47:59,526 But it's all meeting and raven mail. 743 00:47:59,551 --> 00:48:01,307 And meetings that could have been raven mail. 744 00:48:01,332 --> 00:48:02,695 I miss fighting. 745 00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:03,992 I miss my sisters. 746 00:48:04,129 --> 00:48:06,403 Which is why you need to come because I need one. 747 00:48:07,158 --> 00:48:09,114 Okay, we should go. You packed? 748 00:48:10,146 --> 00:48:11,152 Are you packed? 749 00:48:13,041 --> 00:48:13,681 Yes. 750 00:48:16,327 --> 00:48:17,383 A hand grenade? 751 00:48:17,454 --> 00:48:19,004 No, it's a portable speaker. 752 00:48:25,935 --> 00:48:27,353 Let's go. 753 00:48:27,377 --> 00:48:31,795 If you don't mind keeping the sink thing under wraps. 754 00:48:31,820 --> 00:48:32,821 I got you. 755 00:48:35,343 --> 00:48:37,526 My fellow Asgardians... 756 00:48:37,526 --> 00:48:38,455 Wish us well. 757 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,579 For we shall travel with the speed of Odin's ravens. 758 00:48:41,773 --> 00:48:44,539 We will return with children. 759 00:48:46,068 --> 00:48:47,236 Many children. 760 00:48:47,753 --> 00:48:51,348 Then we should feast, along the children. 761 00:48:51,373 --> 00:48:53,103 We do not do that anymore. 762 00:48:53,127 --> 00:48:54,710 It was dark times. 763 00:48:54,710 --> 00:48:56,467 Shameful time. 764 00:48:56,492 --> 00:48:57,773 Okay, we should go. 765 00:49:44,167 --> 00:49:46,203 So... Still rollerblading? 766 00:49:46,228 --> 00:49:48,030 No, no. You? 767 00:49:48,030 --> 00:49:49,409 Oh yeah, every weekend. 768 00:49:49,434 --> 00:49:50,785 Once you blade, you never fade. 769 00:49:50,810 --> 00:49:52,534 - Right, Korg? - Skate twins for life. 770 00:49:52,559 --> 00:49:53,844 Hey, can I run something by you? 771 00:49:53,869 --> 00:49:54,611 Yeah. 772 00:49:54,636 --> 00:49:56,881 So I was thinking, when we get to the bad guy... 773 00:49:56,906 --> 00:49:59,710 What about if I had, like, the cool catchphrase, like... 774 00:49:59,734 --> 00:50:01,818 "Eat this hammer, bang!" 775 00:50:01,843 --> 00:50:03,187 Or like? 776 00:50:03,212 --> 00:50:05,278 "Check out my hammer, boom!" 777 00:50:05,302 --> 00:50:06,848 Like, what about? 778 00:50:06,848 --> 00:50:08,977 You know, I'm workshopping it. 779 00:50:09,001 --> 00:50:11,502 No, they... They're all really good. Mine is uh... 780 00:50:11,527 --> 00:50:13,155 "This ends here and now." 781 00:50:13,180 --> 00:50:14,756 Oh, that's such a good one. 782 00:50:14,756 --> 00:50:16,090 Took me a long time to perfect it. 783 00:50:16,114 --> 00:50:17,559 You'll get there. You just need to practice. 784 00:50:17,559 --> 00:50:19,094 This is my first bad guy. 785 00:50:19,094 --> 00:50:20,398 You never forget your first. 786 00:50:23,578 --> 00:50:24,375 Yeah. 787 00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,202 So you got a girlfriend? 788 00:50:27,202 --> 00:50:28,839 Oh, no, no. 789 00:50:28,864 --> 00:50:31,250 Too busy. Don't have time. You know, just... 790 00:50:31,275 --> 00:50:33,219 With work and everything. 791 00:50:33,243 --> 00:50:34,049 Cool. 792 00:50:34,074 --> 00:50:35,244 Let me check this place out. 793 00:50:40,233 --> 00:50:40,991 So cool. 794 00:50:41,016 --> 00:50:42,292 - Who's so cool? - Huh? 795 00:50:42,317 --> 00:50:44,262 The buildings are cool. 796 00:50:44,287 --> 00:50:45,395 What's happening there? 797 00:50:45,420 --> 00:50:47,197 - What? - Am I, uh... 798 00:50:47,221 --> 00:50:48,847 Sensing feelings? 799 00:50:48,872 --> 00:50:50,645 Feelings, what? With Jane? 800 00:50:50,670 --> 00:50:52,465 - Yeah. - No, don't be ridiculous with feelings. 801 00:50:52,490 --> 00:50:55,764 The last time we had feelings were long time ago. Long, long gone. 802 00:50:55,764 --> 00:50:58,607 Not even... She said you had feelings. 803 00:50:58,632 --> 00:51:00,788 Mate, relax. We're on the same team. 804 00:51:00,813 --> 00:51:03,194 I know exactly what team we're on, okay. 805 00:51:03,218 --> 00:51:04,258 Team Jane. 806 00:51:08,844 --> 00:51:11,346 Thing about Thor is that he always bounces back. 807 00:51:11,847 --> 00:51:14,187 Like when Hela stole his hammer, he went and built an ax 808 00:51:14,212 --> 00:51:16,401 which is forged in the heart of a dying star. 809 00:51:19,462 --> 00:51:22,257 And with the same ax, he used to cut off Thano's head. 810 00:51:23,337 --> 00:51:25,536 Oh, ho, ho, ho. Now, come on. 811 00:51:28,590 --> 00:51:30,872 What a neat story. 812 00:51:32,968 --> 00:51:35,913 Oh, with all this talk about chopping off heads... 813 00:51:35,938 --> 00:51:37,272 I wanna have a go. 814 00:51:38,507 --> 00:51:39,792 What's this? 815 00:51:39,816 --> 00:51:41,543 Oh... 816 00:51:41,543 --> 00:51:43,394 Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho... 817 00:51:43,418 --> 00:51:44,813 Oh. 818 00:51:44,813 --> 00:51:46,148 This is Harpy. 819 00:51:46,148 --> 00:51:47,557 Hello, Harpy. 820 00:51:47,582 --> 00:51:49,318 How are you? 821 00:51:49,318 --> 00:51:51,903 Do you know what Harpy loves? 822 00:51:51,928 --> 00:51:54,232 Having his head ripped off. 823 00:51:58,105 --> 00:52:00,236 What? You liked it a second ago. 824 00:52:01,838 --> 00:52:03,574 Alright. Alright, alright. 825 00:52:03,599 --> 00:52:04,863 Harpy's gone. 826 00:52:08,340 --> 00:52:11,152 Come on. Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. 827 00:52:11,176 --> 00:52:13,227 Ah, you. 828 00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:17,718 I knew a little girl, just like you. 829 00:52:17,743 --> 00:52:21,549 And she was brave. And she was smart... 830 00:52:23,234 --> 00:52:24,761 And funny. 831 00:52:24,786 --> 00:52:26,926 And, she liked to draw. 832 00:52:29,707 --> 00:52:31,694 Let me ask you a question... 833 00:52:33,061 --> 00:52:34,714 About gods. 834 00:52:34,739 --> 00:52:36,766 They're meant to protect you, right? 835 00:52:37,528 --> 00:52:38,734 Well, where are they? 836 00:52:38,734 --> 00:52:41,694 - Thor is on his way. - Yeah! 837 00:52:41,718 --> 00:52:43,115 Yes... 838 00:52:43,140 --> 00:52:45,082 I'm counting on that. 839 00:52:45,107 --> 00:52:47,243 That's why you're here. 840 00:52:50,579 --> 00:52:53,614 It's invitation only, so we're gonna have to keep a low profile and blend in. 841 00:52:53,638 --> 00:52:56,484 Luckily, disguises are my speciality. 842 00:52:56,953 --> 00:52:57,953 Philosopher. 843 00:52:58,765 --> 00:53:00,183 It's all a painting. 844 00:53:00,208 --> 00:53:01,331 What are those? 845 00:53:01,356 --> 00:53:03,066 Actual disguises. 846 00:53:03,091 --> 00:53:05,273 They're the cloaks of the emotion gods. 847 00:53:05,621 --> 00:53:09,105 Every color signifies different emotions. 848 00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:12,555 - Where are the emotion gods? - Hm, don't ask. 849 00:53:26,150 --> 00:53:28,446 Welcome to the Golden Temple, kids. 850 00:53:28,471 --> 00:53:31,473 This is where the most powerful creator gods in the universe hang out. 851 00:53:34,356 --> 00:53:36,458 There's the god of magic. 852 00:53:37,158 --> 00:53:38,337 God of dreams. 853 00:53:38,362 --> 00:53:39,334 God of carpentry. 854 00:53:39,358 --> 00:53:40,945 Ah, look at that one. 855 00:53:40,970 --> 00:53:42,975 Ah, yes. That's Bao, god of dumplings. 856 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,860 - Pst! Hey, Bao. - Bao! 857 00:53:44,884 --> 00:53:46,210 Look up there, guys! 858 00:53:46,235 --> 00:53:48,583 The Kronan god, Ninny of the Nonny. 859 00:53:48,607 --> 00:53:51,060 Hey, Ninny Nonny. 860 00:54:03,468 --> 00:54:19,989 Zeus! 861 00:54:32,829 --> 00:54:34,960 Hey! 862 00:54:35,235 --> 00:54:36,977 I am Zeus! 863 00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:39,117 Bless us! 864 00:54:40,867 --> 00:54:42,636 Oh, there he is! 865 00:54:42,660 --> 00:54:44,765 The man, the myth, the legend. 866 00:54:44,790 --> 00:54:48,327 Oh, I don't know if you know this, but I based a lot of what I do on this guy. 867 00:54:48,352 --> 00:54:50,074 He's the god of lightning and the god of thunder. 868 00:54:50,098 --> 00:54:51,793 Huge source of inspiration. 869 00:54:51,817 --> 00:54:52,594 That's really good. 870 00:54:52,619 --> 00:54:55,516 You should lead with that when you ask him for an army. 871 00:54:55,541 --> 00:54:57,006 Um, how do we get up there? 872 00:54:57,030 --> 00:54:58,406 We should like, fly? 873 00:54:58,430 --> 00:55:00,037 Well, we can't interrupt him in the middle of his entrance. 874 00:55:00,062 --> 00:55:01,766 He's famous for his entrances. 875 00:55:02,547 --> 00:55:03,855 Thunderbolt. 876 00:55:03,879 --> 00:55:05,483 - Thunderbolt. - Yes! 877 00:55:07,919 --> 00:55:09,306 Zeus! 878 00:55:28,549 --> 00:55:30,178 Calm down! 879 00:55:30,202 --> 00:55:31,249 Calm down! 880 00:55:32,982 --> 00:55:34,082 Silence. 881 00:55:34,341 --> 00:55:35,701 Silence! 882 00:55:39,543 --> 00:55:41,949 I hereby open... 883 00:55:41,974 --> 00:55:45,249 this holy council of the gods. 884 00:55:45,816 --> 00:55:49,019 Where we have many, many serious matters... 885 00:55:49,019 --> 00:55:50,734 To be talked about. 886 00:55:50,758 --> 00:55:51,788 Such as... 887 00:55:52,623 --> 00:55:54,932 Where are we going to hold this year's orgy? 888 00:55:55,669 --> 00:55:57,103 Is this guy for real? 889 00:55:57,128 --> 00:55:58,496 Honestly, I'm not mad at it. 890 00:55:58,496 --> 00:56:00,525 - I'm sure he has important things... - Shh! 891 00:56:00,550 --> 00:56:01,861 - So now we're going to announce... - Sorry. 892 00:56:01,886 --> 00:56:08,481 The winner of the most human souls sacrificed in the name of a god. 893 00:56:08,506 --> 00:56:10,007 Yeah, okay. Maybe, he's not that great. 894 00:56:10,007 --> 00:56:11,342 Oh, no, not good. 895 00:56:11,342 --> 00:56:13,299 No, I don't think it's going to get any better than this. 896 00:56:13,323 --> 00:56:14,879 And at least, god's army can help 897 00:56:14,879 --> 00:56:16,647 But that thunderbolt, I think that might be huge. 898 00:56:16,647 --> 00:56:17,627 Judges! 899 00:56:17,651 --> 00:56:19,799 Jane, you go right. Thor, you go left. 900 00:56:19,823 --> 00:56:22,153 We bum-rush him, take the bolt, ding dong. 901 00:56:22,153 --> 00:56:24,430 - All right, let's go get it. - No, no, no, no, no. 902 00:56:24,455 --> 00:56:26,229 There's no ding donging or bum-rushing. 903 00:56:26,254 --> 00:56:27,915 Especially not, Zeus's bum. 904 00:56:27,940 --> 00:56:29,727 When the time is right, I'm gonna talk to him. 905 00:56:29,727 --> 00:56:30,602 Time is right now. 906 00:56:30,627 --> 00:56:33,209 - Time is not right now. - Who is talking? 907 00:56:33,234 --> 00:56:34,465 Who is talking?! 908 00:56:34,465 --> 00:56:36,027 - These guys! - Korg, shut up. 909 00:56:36,052 --> 00:56:38,760 You guys have something to say to the group? 910 00:56:38,785 --> 00:56:39,946 Sorry. 911 00:56:39,970 --> 00:56:42,782 I'm bashing heads in 60 seconds, so speak fast. 912 00:56:42,807 --> 00:56:45,042 Literally, heads will roll. 913 00:56:45,075 --> 00:56:46,276 Who are you two? 914 00:56:46,988 --> 00:56:47,855 Hello! 915 00:56:48,549 --> 00:56:51,322 Uh, let me be the first to say it is an honor and a privilege... 916 00:56:51,347 --> 00:56:52,716 - to be here. - No, I can't hear you. 917 00:56:52,716 --> 00:56:54,537 Why don't you take the stage? 918 00:56:54,561 --> 00:56:56,198 The stage, down there? 919 00:56:56,223 --> 00:57:00,559 Well, yes. You see the area that looks very much like a stage? 920 00:57:02,142 --> 00:57:02,942 Gotcha. 921 00:57:12,336 --> 00:57:13,540 Oops, sorry. 922 00:57:13,565 --> 00:57:14,692 Good luck, bro! 923 00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:25,709 Mighty Zeus! Heh, wow! 924 00:57:26,283 --> 00:57:28,224 Gods of the universe. 925 00:57:28,249 --> 00:57:31,288 I come here to ask for help, to raise an army. 926 00:57:31,754 --> 00:57:35,174 There's a maniac, called the God Butcher, which seeks to end us all. 927 00:57:35,198 --> 00:57:36,402 His destruction is everywhere. 928 00:57:36,427 --> 00:57:40,660 Entire planets, realms, have been left completely unprotected. 929 00:57:40,685 --> 00:57:43,013 There's nothing but chaos in his way. 930 00:57:43,038 --> 00:57:44,536 But I know where he is. 931 00:57:44,561 --> 00:57:45,878 With your help... 932 00:57:45,903 --> 00:57:49,246 We can crush him before he kills anyone else. 933 00:57:49,271 --> 00:57:50,629 That guy. 934 00:57:50,654 --> 00:57:53,751 He killed a couple of low-level gods. 935 00:57:53,775 --> 00:57:55,227 Eh, boo-hoo. 936 00:57:55,252 --> 00:57:57,884 If that's all, pretty boy... 937 00:57:57,909 --> 00:57:59,703 You go back to your seat and you be quiet. 938 00:57:59,728 --> 00:58:02,887 Um, yeah, I'm sorry. Did you not hear any of what I just said? 939 00:58:02,887 --> 00:58:05,056 He's, he's murdering on mass. 940 00:58:05,081 --> 00:58:07,257 I tell you, one time. 941 00:58:07,281 --> 00:58:08,434 Now, you shut up. 942 00:58:08,459 --> 00:58:09,474 You'll be quiet. 943 00:58:09,499 --> 00:58:12,528 Because you are this close to being uninvited to the orgy. 944 00:58:12,553 --> 00:58:14,924 Zeus! We must do something. 945 00:58:14,948 --> 00:58:16,867 You can not come to the orgy! 946 00:58:16,867 --> 00:58:18,327 You have to listen to us. 947 00:58:18,352 --> 00:58:20,554 That's it! Shut up! 948 00:58:22,929 --> 00:58:24,679 Your highness. Whenever you're ready, you just tell me. 949 00:58:24,704 --> 00:58:26,043 We go on my signal. 950 00:58:26,043 --> 00:58:27,044 What is the signal? 951 00:58:27,069 --> 00:58:28,604 - It'll be go. - Hmm... 952 00:58:32,357 --> 00:58:33,927 Let's see who you are. 953 00:58:33,952 --> 00:58:35,579 Take off your disguise. 954 00:58:35,892 --> 00:58:37,892 And flick! 955 00:58:44,751 --> 00:58:46,451 Flicked too hard, damn it! 956 00:58:48,835 --> 00:58:50,635 Should we help him? 957 00:58:51,368 --> 00:58:52,503 Eventually. 958 00:58:53,101 --> 00:58:53,968 Grape? 959 00:58:54,472 --> 00:58:55,761 Looks like a shy... 960 00:58:55,786 --> 00:58:57,557 And what about the others? 961 00:58:57,582 --> 00:59:02,189 - We take off their disguise too. - Oh, no, you don't. We got this. 962 00:59:02,214 --> 00:59:04,243 - Disguise off. - Mine's off. 963 00:59:04,268 --> 00:59:05,995 Asgardians... 964 00:59:06,028 --> 00:59:08,927 I thought you've seen the last of him when Odin died. 965 00:59:09,887 --> 00:59:12,566 You... are Thor. 966 00:59:12,591 --> 00:59:14,796 The God of Thunder. 967 00:59:14,821 --> 00:59:16,366 It is not thunder, 968 00:59:16,391 --> 00:59:18,211 Just the sound of lightning? 969 00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:21,609 Good one, dad! 970 00:59:21,945 --> 00:59:23,467 Zeus, this is bigger than us. 971 00:59:23,467 --> 00:59:25,469 He's taken Asgardian children. 972 00:59:25,469 --> 00:59:27,638 Who do you think we are? 973 00:59:27,663 --> 00:59:29,507 The God police? 974 00:59:29,507 --> 00:59:32,885 Every god watches over their own people. 975 00:59:32,910 --> 00:59:35,554 Nothing more, nothing less. 976 00:59:35,579 --> 00:59:38,249 Asgardian problems... 977 00:59:38,249 --> 00:59:40,991 are Asgardian problems. 978 00:59:41,016 --> 00:59:43,198 How the mighty have fallen. 979 00:59:43,223 --> 00:59:45,798 My hero, Zeus... 980 00:59:45,823 --> 00:59:47,362 Afraid. 981 00:59:58,936 --> 01:00:00,204 Couple of things... 982 01:00:00,805 --> 01:00:04,275 One. Yes, I am scared. 983 01:00:04,275 --> 01:00:06,752 Gorr has the Necrosword. 984 01:00:06,777 --> 01:00:09,417 Which means, he will kill us. 985 01:00:09,442 --> 01:00:10,281 Not good. 986 01:00:10,281 --> 01:00:13,101 Two, I know you're trying to do the right thing. 987 01:00:13,126 --> 01:00:14,153 I understand. 988 01:00:14,177 --> 01:00:16,954 But all you do, is causing panic. 989 01:00:16,979 --> 01:00:18,964 Panic is not good. 990 01:00:18,989 --> 01:00:20,524 We are safe here. 991 01:00:20,549 --> 01:00:21,893 You, my friend. 992 01:00:21,917 --> 01:00:23,502 You are safe here. 993 01:00:23,527 --> 01:00:25,563 So chill up here, okay? 994 01:00:25,563 --> 01:00:28,067 Have some wine. Have some grape. 995 01:00:28,091 --> 01:00:29,942 Anything goes here... 996 01:00:29,967 --> 01:00:31,769 In Omnipotent City. 997 01:00:32,807 --> 01:00:35,648 Three, don't talk back to Zeus. 998 01:00:35,673 --> 01:00:38,079 If you do that, I put your clothes back on. 999 01:00:39,276 --> 01:00:41,145 Now, I put your clothes back on. 1000 01:00:41,145 --> 01:00:44,605 Flick, flick, flick. It's the Golden Temple of the Gods. 1001 01:00:45,284 --> 01:00:47,665 It's not a rude and nudy festival. 1002 01:00:47,855 --> 01:00:50,659 If you're not gonna help us, then at least, let us use your weapons. 1003 01:00:50,684 --> 01:00:52,508 We need your lightning bolt. 1004 01:00:52,532 --> 01:00:55,101 My lightning bolt is called Thunderbolt. 1005 01:00:55,126 --> 01:00:58,337 So I think, to use somebody's secret weapon like this... 1006 01:00:58,362 --> 01:01:01,571 That you should, at least, get the name right when you ask. 1007 01:01:01,596 --> 01:01:03,487 Can I borrow Thunderbolt? 1008 01:01:03,512 --> 01:01:04,668 Thunderbolt! 1009 01:01:31,980 --> 01:01:32,980 No. 1010 01:01:36,634 --> 01:01:39,136 Do not worry. 1011 01:01:39,136 --> 01:01:41,337 The God Butcher... 1012 01:01:41,362 --> 01:01:43,709 He will not reach Eternity. 1013 01:01:43,733 --> 01:01:44,675 Eternity? 1014 01:01:45,075 --> 01:01:46,844 What does he mean, "reach Eternity"? 1015 01:01:49,953 --> 01:01:51,753 Oh, shit! 1016 01:01:54,393 --> 01:01:55,861 Eternity. 1017 01:01:55,886 --> 01:01:59,557 It's a very powerful being at the center of the universe. 1018 01:01:59,582 --> 01:02:03,103 He will grant the desire of the first person who reaches it. 1019 01:02:03,128 --> 01:02:04,628 Like a wishing well? 1020 01:02:07,064 --> 01:02:09,801 What do you think a guy called, the God Butcher, would wish for? 1021 01:02:09,826 --> 01:02:13,072 If he seeks the altar of Eternity, that means he could wipe us out at once. 1022 01:02:13,097 --> 01:02:16,115 - Zeus, we must act now. - He's not going to make it. 1023 01:02:17,049 --> 01:02:18,580 He doesn't have the key. 1024 01:02:18,605 --> 01:02:20,486 Is this the purpose of the gods? 1025 01:02:20,511 --> 01:02:23,322 To hide away in a golden palace, like cowards? 1026 01:02:23,347 --> 01:02:25,449 Maybe we have lost our way. 1027 01:02:25,449 --> 01:02:27,511 You know what? We're gonna stop him ourselves. 1028 01:02:27,536 --> 01:02:29,612 I am afraid, I cannot allow that. 1029 01:02:30,254 --> 01:02:32,581 This is a secret place, 1030 01:02:32,606 --> 01:02:34,667 known only to the gods. 1031 01:02:34,692 --> 01:02:36,746 You know where we are... 1032 01:02:36,771 --> 01:02:39,204 The God Butcher could use you... 1033 01:02:39,228 --> 01:02:41,173 To find us. 1034 01:02:41,197 --> 01:02:42,419 This is not good. 1035 01:02:43,434 --> 01:02:44,635 So now... 1036 01:02:45,836 --> 01:02:47,559 You must stay. 1037 01:02:48,773 --> 01:02:49,585 Guards! 1038 01:02:52,452 --> 01:02:53,250 Hey! 1039 01:02:53,275 --> 01:02:54,478 Can we do my plan now? 1040 01:02:54,478 --> 01:02:56,446 Yes, rush his bum. 1041 01:02:56,471 --> 01:02:57,431 Hell, yeah! 1042 01:03:00,495 --> 01:03:02,222 Oy, you didn't say "go". 1043 01:03:06,558 --> 01:03:07,590 Coming, guys. 1044 01:03:18,435 --> 01:03:19,535 Thor, catch! 1045 01:03:22,252 --> 01:03:23,152 Korg! 1046 01:03:42,818 --> 01:03:43,918 Val, duck! 1047 01:03:49,430 --> 01:03:50,382 Korg! 1048 01:03:52,836 --> 01:03:53,636 Thor. 1049 01:03:55,068 --> 01:03:56,248 Oh, no. 1050 01:03:56,273 --> 01:03:57,808 No! Korg! 1051 01:03:57,808 --> 01:03:59,021 Thor! 1052 01:03:59,046 --> 01:04:00,483 I'm perishing. 1053 01:04:06,206 --> 01:04:07,206 Zeus! 1054 01:04:09,224 --> 01:04:10,932 You're next, Odinson! 1055 01:04:18,834 --> 01:04:20,909 That's the sound of lightning. 1056 01:04:27,935 --> 01:04:28,835 No. 1057 01:04:30,849 --> 01:04:31,909 Korgy! 1058 01:04:32,576 --> 01:04:34,517 Thor, I'm down here. 1059 01:04:34,541 --> 01:04:37,456 Great! Where are you? 1060 01:04:37,481 --> 01:04:38,527 - Here I am. - Korgy! 1061 01:04:38,551 --> 01:04:39,990 I thought I died. 1062 01:04:40,014 --> 01:04:41,685 Yes! You're alive! 1063 01:04:41,710 --> 01:04:45,020 Turns out, the only part of the Kornan that's alive is its mouth. 1064 01:04:45,045 --> 01:04:47,158 Korgy, listen. I need you to call the goats. 1065 01:04:47,158 --> 01:04:48,322 I'll do my best. 1066 01:04:48,347 --> 01:04:50,513 - My god, I need you alive. - I won't mind. 1067 01:04:50,537 --> 01:04:51,537 Ready to go for a ride? 1068 01:04:56,224 --> 01:04:57,424 Now, you got me six. 1069 01:04:57,982 --> 01:04:59,336 Eight o'clock, Val. 1070 01:04:59,962 --> 01:05:00,962 7:48! 1071 01:05:02,294 --> 01:05:03,658 You can do this, dammit. 1072 01:05:04,230 --> 01:05:05,122 That's not it. 1073 01:05:05,147 --> 01:05:06,153 That's not it. 1074 01:05:06,177 --> 01:05:07,238 Nope. 1075 01:05:07,263 --> 01:05:09,615 Come on, Korg. Push those lips. 1076 01:05:23,357 --> 01:05:24,285 I did it! 1077 01:06:02,114 --> 01:06:06,401 And then the goat boat came in, rescued us, and we flew out the window. 1078 01:06:06,426 --> 01:06:07,104 The end. 1079 01:06:07,104 --> 01:06:09,306 Another classic Thor adventure. 1080 01:06:09,306 --> 01:06:11,142 Can't believe you killed Zeus. 1081 01:06:11,142 --> 01:06:12,661 Well, you know what they say... 1082 01:06:12,686 --> 01:06:14,079 Never meet your heroes. 1083 01:06:15,746 --> 01:06:18,491 What's important is, we are on our way to you, right now. 1084 01:06:18,516 --> 01:06:20,238 How are you guys doing? Are you okay? 1085 01:06:20,263 --> 01:06:21,708 We're alright. A little scared. 1086 01:06:21,733 --> 01:06:24,221 Well, listen. I know what it's like to be scared. 1087 01:06:24,221 --> 01:06:26,073 And I'll tell you, when I was your age... 1088 01:06:26,097 --> 01:06:27,992 I don't think I would have been as brave as you. 1089 01:06:27,992 --> 01:06:28,826 Really? 1090 01:06:28,826 --> 01:06:31,908 In fact, you might just be the bravest Asgardians that I've ever met. 1091 01:06:31,932 --> 01:06:33,138 All of you. 1092 01:06:33,163 --> 01:06:35,221 So I need you to keep being brave, alright? 1093 01:06:35,245 --> 01:06:37,436 And take care of each other. You're a team now. 1094 01:06:37,461 --> 01:06:39,054 Team kids in a cage. 1095 01:06:40,771 --> 01:06:41,972 Can you do that? 1096 01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:44,565 Yeah. I think we can do that. 1097 01:06:45,242 --> 01:06:46,242 I know you can. 1098 01:06:49,638 --> 01:06:51,142 Alright? 1099 01:06:51,166 --> 01:06:52,239 - Thor? - Yeah? 1100 01:06:52,723 --> 01:06:54,270 I'm glad, I met my hero. 1101 01:06:54,295 --> 01:06:55,595 Wow. Thanks, buddy. 1102 01:07:00,124 --> 01:07:01,325 How are the children? 1103 01:07:01,325 --> 01:07:03,360 As you can imagine, they're a little bit scared because they're kids. 1104 01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:05,429 But I told him that everything is going to plan. 1105 01:07:05,429 --> 01:07:06,364 And so you lied to them. 1106 01:07:06,389 --> 01:07:07,498 You still have a plan? 1107 01:07:07,498 --> 01:07:08,665 - Yes, there's a plan. - There's no plan. 1108 01:07:08,690 --> 01:07:10,901 - There is a plan. - No, there's no plan. 1109 01:07:10,901 --> 01:07:13,204 We failed to raise a god army. 1110 01:07:13,204 --> 01:07:14,571 - Korg is dead. - He's not dead. 1111 01:07:14,596 --> 01:07:16,333 - I'm not dead. - Well, he's a head. 1112 01:07:16,357 --> 01:07:18,676 And you, you were properly humilated. 1113 01:07:18,709 --> 01:07:21,112 No, I got properly naked, which I'm okay with. 1114 01:07:21,136 --> 01:07:22,957 - Jane? - I was okay with it. 1115 01:07:22,982 --> 01:07:24,152 - Korg? - I loved it. 1116 01:07:24,177 --> 01:07:28,152 We're not going into the Shadow Realm weaker than we were before. We... 1117 01:07:28,152 --> 01:07:29,640 - We're gonna die. - No one's gonna die. 1118 01:07:29,664 --> 01:07:30,721 - We... - Okay. 1119 01:07:30,721 --> 01:07:33,157 Everything is fine. We did great back there. 1120 01:07:33,157 --> 01:07:35,063 - We killed Zeus. - You killed Zeus. 1121 01:07:35,088 --> 01:07:38,129 For you, that may or may not be catastrophic for the whole universe. 1122 01:07:38,129 --> 01:07:38,922 And surely, 1123 01:07:38,946 --> 01:07:41,799 The entire god kingdom is probably gonna hunt us down for the rest of our days. 1124 01:07:41,799 --> 01:07:44,611 But listen, you stole this beautiful weapon. 1125 01:07:44,636 --> 01:07:46,504 Alright, this is the army right here. 1126 01:07:46,504 --> 01:07:49,800 It's sleek, it's slender, it's powerful, it's beautiful. 1127 01:07:51,442 --> 01:07:52,696 Well, for you, I love it. 1128 01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:53,819 For you, Valkyrie. 1129 01:07:53,844 --> 01:07:55,258 I mean, it's not really what I'm into. 1130 01:07:55,283 --> 01:07:57,414 But I got my, my weapon out there. 1131 01:07:57,439 --> 01:07:59,306 Can I borrow that for a sec? 1132 01:08:01,977 --> 01:08:04,822 Ah! There you are, old friend. 1133 01:08:04,822 --> 01:08:07,150 That was quite an entrance, back there. 1134 01:08:12,811 --> 01:08:14,106 Listen, uh... 1135 01:08:14,131 --> 01:08:15,908 We good? 1136 01:08:15,932 --> 01:08:16,976 Yeah? 1137 01:08:17,001 --> 01:08:20,532 I mean, I don't feel weird having my ex weapon around, but come on. 1138 01:08:20,557 --> 01:08:22,563 Mjölnir, in the past. 1139 01:08:22,594 --> 01:08:24,224 It's you and me now, buddy. 1140 01:08:24,248 --> 01:08:25,048 You know what? 1141 01:08:25,817 --> 01:08:27,290 I think it's time for your first beer. 1142 01:08:27,314 --> 01:08:28,235 What do you say? 1143 01:08:33,818 --> 01:08:34,618 Delicious. 1144 01:08:35,642 --> 01:08:37,822 I'm sorry we've been fighting lately. 1145 01:08:45,519 --> 01:08:46,386 Hey. 1146 01:08:47,031 --> 01:08:48,237 Oh, hey. 1147 01:08:50,901 --> 01:08:53,304 It's quite the... view, huh? 1148 01:08:53,304 --> 01:08:54,405 Yeah, it's beautiful. 1149 01:08:54,405 --> 01:08:57,686 As I was saying, I was very, very impressed with what you did back there. 1150 01:08:58,709 --> 01:09:00,084 You and Mjölnir. 1151 01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:03,980 Yeah. 1152 01:09:06,816 --> 01:09:08,749 - In space, there are dolphins. - What? 1153 01:09:08,774 --> 01:09:09,531 This... 1154 01:09:09,556 --> 01:09:11,246 You should see some space dolphins. 1155 01:09:14,316 --> 01:09:15,832 Beautiful. 1156 01:09:15,857 --> 01:09:18,114 - God. - They're so beautiful, so rare, 1157 01:09:18,139 --> 01:09:19,658 They're very loyal creatures. 1158 01:09:19,682 --> 01:09:21,273 They mate for life... 1159 01:09:21,297 --> 01:09:22,807 In packs of 6. 1160 01:09:22,979 --> 01:09:24,205 Just... love. 1161 01:09:27,638 --> 01:09:30,848 ♫ Oh, brother. Man, you look so hot ♫ 1162 01:09:30,873 --> 01:09:34,494 ♫ I wanna get in your rocks ♫ 1163 01:09:34,518 --> 01:09:37,815 ♫ When we get together, we're gonna get it on ♫ 1164 01:09:37,815 --> 01:09:41,352 ♫ I'm gonna make some babies ♫ 1165 01:09:41,961 --> 01:09:46,065 That is the song that my dad sang to my other dad when they were courting. 1166 01:09:46,090 --> 01:09:49,201 When two Kronans want to make a baby, they get together inside a mountain. 1167 01:09:49,226 --> 01:09:51,112 They go down to a little lava pool. 1168 01:09:51,136 --> 01:09:52,730 They hold hands over the hot lava. 1169 01:09:52,730 --> 01:09:54,298 And then after a month, 1170 01:09:54,298 --> 01:09:55,173 They pull their hands apart... 1171 01:09:55,198 --> 01:09:58,141 and they finally created a beautiful new Kronan baby boy. 1172 01:09:58,166 --> 01:10:00,271 Oh, it's fascinating. And hot. 1173 01:10:00,859 --> 01:10:02,183 Did you ever had a special someone? 1174 01:10:02,207 --> 01:10:03,779 Oh, I've had... 1175 01:10:03,803 --> 01:10:05,209 many special someones. 1176 01:10:05,209 --> 01:10:07,583 But, I don't know. 1177 01:10:08,627 --> 01:10:09,747 I don't know if I want it again. 1178 01:10:09,747 --> 01:10:12,658 Is that because you lost your girlfriend in battle and never forgave yourself? 1179 01:10:12,683 --> 01:10:15,439 And now, you're just trying to find the answers in the bottom of the bottle. 1180 01:10:15,464 --> 01:10:18,540 And some meaningless goings-on, which only serves to numb the pain. 1181 01:10:18,565 --> 01:10:21,164 Instead of bringing you real happiness or satisfaction. 1182 01:10:21,188 --> 01:10:23,609 Yeah, something like that. 1183 01:10:26,235 --> 01:10:27,965 They're beautiful. 1184 01:10:27,965 --> 01:10:29,408 Beautiful thing. 1185 01:10:33,460 --> 01:10:34,351 Jane. 1186 01:10:34,984 --> 01:10:37,408 - What? - I want to feel shitty about you. 1187 01:10:37,432 --> 01:10:38,332 What? 1188 01:10:40,258 --> 01:10:41,212 For me, I want... 1189 01:10:41,212 --> 01:10:42,622 I... 1190 01:10:42,646 --> 01:10:44,757 I want to feel shitty about something. 1191 01:10:44,789 --> 01:10:46,446 I think that's you. 1192 01:10:46,471 --> 01:10:49,261 - Not really getting attached. - Not as attached. 1193 01:10:49,286 --> 01:10:50,602 Well, uh... 1194 01:10:50,626 --> 01:10:53,145 My friend, he told me that it was better to feel shitty 1195 01:10:54,391 --> 01:10:56,582 for losing love than it is to never experience love, 1196 01:10:56,606 --> 01:10:59,427 and to feel nothing at all, and feel empty and I think he was right. 1197 01:11:00,097 --> 01:11:02,700 Which is how I've been feeling for a long time. 1198 01:11:02,700 --> 01:11:05,069 I push people away, kept them at a distance 1199 01:11:05,069 --> 01:11:06,437 because of the fear of that loss. 1200 01:11:06,437 --> 01:11:08,271 But I don't want to do that anymore. 1201 01:11:08,296 --> 01:11:08,847 No, no, no. 1202 01:11:08,871 --> 01:11:10,608 Close off your heart will seal the pain. 1203 01:11:10,608 --> 01:11:11,342 That's what I did. 1204 01:11:11,342 --> 01:11:14,103 Yes, I closed off my heart and I meditated. 1205 01:11:14,127 --> 01:11:16,206 - You meditate? - No, it's so boring. 1206 01:11:16,231 --> 01:11:19,049 It actually made me more angry. 1207 01:11:19,049 --> 01:11:21,318 But I'm tired of giving myself up as the idea of fate 1208 01:11:21,318 --> 01:11:23,796 and try to figure out what the universe wants from me. 1209 01:11:23,821 --> 01:11:24,822 I want to live in the moment. 1210 01:11:24,822 --> 01:11:26,400 I wanted to live like there's no tomorrow. 1211 01:11:26,425 --> 01:11:27,470 Throw caution to the wind. 1212 01:11:27,495 --> 01:11:31,061 I want... I want to be with you, Jane. 1213 01:11:31,061 --> 01:11:32,571 What do you say? 1214 01:11:32,596 --> 01:11:34,282 I have cancer. 1215 01:11:36,967 --> 01:11:38,296 I'm sorry, what? 1216 01:11:38,321 --> 01:11:39,434 I'm dying. 1217 01:11:39,459 --> 01:11:41,013 - Wait, what is happening? - God! 1218 01:11:41,038 --> 01:11:42,721 - I... - No, no, no, no. 1219 01:11:42,745 --> 01:11:43,514 Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane. 1220 01:11:43,539 --> 01:11:44,909 - Wait, Jane. - What did I say? 1221 01:11:44,909 --> 01:11:45,933 I didn't mean that. 1222 01:11:45,957 --> 01:11:46,977 Just kidding. 1223 01:11:46,977 --> 01:11:48,340 I... 1224 01:11:48,364 --> 01:11:50,209 don't have cancer. 1225 01:11:50,234 --> 01:11:52,366 I want to smash something. 1226 01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:53,651 Jane, I'm so sorry. 1227 01:11:53,651 --> 01:11:57,221 Don't be sorry. 1228 01:11:57,221 --> 01:11:59,231 When did you find out? 1229 01:11:59,255 --> 01:12:00,797 Um... 1230 01:12:00,822 --> 01:12:02,593 About six months ago. I... 1231 01:12:02,593 --> 01:12:03,861 I was just feeling tired. 1232 01:12:03,886 --> 01:12:06,958 And then, they told me I have stage four. 1233 01:12:06,982 --> 01:12:08,470 Get my fears in order. 1234 01:12:09,266 --> 01:12:11,789 And then, I heard Mjölnir calling me and so... 1235 01:12:12,303 --> 01:12:13,572 I thought, maybe... 1236 01:12:13,596 --> 01:12:15,748 If science didn't help, then maybe... 1237 01:12:15,773 --> 01:12:17,529 Viking space magic. 1238 01:12:19,151 --> 01:12:20,678 And that's why you came to New Asgard. 1239 01:12:20,678 --> 01:12:22,705 Yeah, I think the hammer... 1240 01:12:22,730 --> 01:12:24,737 Knew what would be good for me and... 1241 01:12:27,614 --> 01:12:28,550 Maybe not. 1242 01:12:29,887 --> 01:12:32,323 Jane, none of us know how long we have. 1243 01:12:32,323 --> 01:12:34,925 You don't know what tomorrow holds. 1244 01:12:34,925 --> 01:12:37,526 And Mjölnir, Mjölnir chose you. 1245 01:12:38,295 --> 01:12:40,364 It chose you because you are worthy. 1246 01:12:40,364 --> 01:12:41,941 And that's something. 1247 01:12:41,966 --> 01:12:44,450 When I first met you, I was unworthy... 1248 01:12:44,474 --> 01:12:46,474 I was unable to pick up my hammer. 1249 01:12:47,032 --> 01:12:51,337 You told me, there was no greater purpose than to help those in need. 1250 01:12:52,042 --> 01:12:54,299 You made me worthy. 1251 01:12:55,526 --> 01:12:58,197 So whatever you wanna do, we can do together. 1252 01:13:00,751 --> 01:13:04,044 Look, what do you wanna do? 1253 01:13:04,068 --> 01:13:06,733 I'm gonna get those children back to their families. 1254 01:13:06,758 --> 01:13:09,133 I want to finish that mission. 1255 01:13:09,158 --> 01:13:10,679 Spoken like a true Thor. 1256 01:13:12,577 --> 01:13:13,819 How do you feel now? 1257 01:13:14,998 --> 01:13:16,006 So scared. 1258 01:13:17,434 --> 01:13:18,811 How do you feel? 1259 01:13:18,836 --> 01:13:20,039 Shitty. 1260 01:13:20,064 --> 01:13:21,019 How shitty? 1261 01:13:21,044 --> 01:13:22,179 Really shitty. 1262 01:13:33,717 --> 01:13:36,320 I wonder what those two are talking about, out there. 1263 01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:37,888 Yeah, they're not talking. 1264 01:13:37,888 --> 01:13:40,291 Oh! 1265 01:13:40,291 --> 01:13:43,146 Do you think those two will ever hold hands over a hot lava pool 1266 01:13:43,170 --> 01:13:44,933 to make a Thor baby? 1267 01:13:46,597 --> 01:13:48,837 Unlikely, sadly. 1268 01:13:48,862 --> 01:13:50,643 Oh, that's too bad. 1269 01:13:50,668 --> 01:13:52,479 I think Thor would make a great dad. 1270 01:13:55,258 --> 01:13:57,118 Hey! We're here. 1271 01:14:05,694 --> 01:14:07,494 This is where color goes. 1272 01:14:40,543 --> 01:14:41,743 They're not here. 1273 01:14:47,391 --> 01:14:48,391 Where are they? 1274 01:15:07,839 --> 01:15:09,339 The hell is this place? 1275 01:15:37,634 --> 01:15:40,034 Bifrost is the key. 1276 01:15:49,070 --> 01:15:50,338 It's a trap! 1277 01:16:07,671 --> 01:16:10,168 Can you tell me why you just threw Stormbreaker out the window? 1278 01:16:10,193 --> 01:16:12,399 He needs it to open the gates of Eternity. 1279 01:16:43,834 --> 01:16:45,309 We really have to stop meeting like this. 1280 01:16:45,309 --> 01:16:46,513 Call the ax. 1281 01:16:46,538 --> 01:16:48,264 I'll call the ax when you call the dentist. 1282 01:16:48,289 --> 01:16:50,929 Call the ax. 1283 01:16:50,954 --> 01:16:53,409 Tell me where the children are or I'm gonna kill... 1284 01:17:00,270 --> 01:17:01,598 Call the ax. 1285 01:17:08,736 --> 01:17:11,335 How ungodly you are. 1286 01:17:11,335 --> 01:17:13,946 You know nothing 1287 01:17:13,971 --> 01:17:15,234 of being a god. 1288 01:17:17,374 --> 01:17:19,643 You went to the gods for help 1289 01:17:19,643 --> 01:17:22,159 and they did nothing. 1290 01:17:22,183 --> 01:17:24,452 We're alike, in that sense. 1291 01:17:25,216 --> 01:17:27,118 He's nothing like you. 1292 01:17:27,118 --> 01:17:28,618 What was that? 1293 01:17:31,522 --> 01:17:33,518 I said, he's nothing like you. 1294 01:17:33,542 --> 01:17:36,894 That's right. I'm not a hypocrite. 1295 01:17:36,894 --> 01:17:39,972 I'm truly creating peace. 1296 01:17:39,997 --> 01:17:41,503 You're murdering innocent gods. 1297 01:17:41,528 --> 01:17:42,738 Innocent? 1298 01:17:43,734 --> 01:17:44,954 Are you a Valkyrie? 1299 01:17:44,978 --> 01:17:46,237 Huh? 1300 01:17:46,237 --> 01:17:48,637 Haha, how exciting. 1301 01:17:49,540 --> 01:17:53,010 Oh, my gosh. They're onto you too. 1302 01:17:53,010 --> 01:17:56,970 Your sisterhood was led to slaughter. 1303 01:17:58,683 --> 01:18:00,878 Did you pray to the gods... 1304 01:18:00,903 --> 01:18:05,389 When the women you loved laid dying on the battlefield? 1305 01:18:06,949 --> 01:18:09,836 Did you beg them for help... 1306 01:18:09,860 --> 01:18:11,972 As your family was massacred? 1307 01:18:14,765 --> 01:18:16,319 Good chat. 1308 01:18:19,670 --> 01:18:21,213 This one... 1309 01:18:21,238 --> 01:18:23,949 You're interesting. 1310 01:18:23,974 --> 01:18:25,403 You're different. 1311 01:18:26,410 --> 01:18:27,980 Yes. 1312 01:18:30,462 --> 01:18:32,462 Awh... 1313 01:18:35,886 --> 01:18:37,514 You're dying. 1314 01:18:38,819 --> 01:18:40,296 I'm sorry. 1315 01:18:41,246 --> 01:18:43,223 We're on the same path. 1316 01:18:45,230 --> 01:18:48,769 Just as the sword empowered me. 1317 01:18:49,441 --> 01:18:52,425 The hammer empowered you. 1318 01:18:52,450 --> 01:18:55,425 But it did nothing to change your fate. 1319 01:18:56,240 --> 01:18:59,383 The gods will use you... 1320 01:19:00,109 --> 01:19:02,937 But they will not help you. 1321 01:19:03,314 --> 01:19:05,036 There is no... 1322 01:19:05,060 --> 01:19:07,765 eternal reward... 1323 01:19:07,790 --> 01:19:09,563 for us. 1324 01:19:15,163 --> 01:19:17,262 She'll be gone soon. 1325 01:19:18,362 --> 01:19:20,664 And you know who won't help her? 1326 01:19:20,664 --> 01:19:22,213 I give you one guess. 1327 01:19:33,171 --> 01:19:34,954 I know your pain. 1328 01:19:34,979 --> 01:19:37,187 Love is pain. 1329 01:19:41,416 --> 01:19:44,689 I had a daughter once. 1330 01:19:44,713 --> 01:19:48,850 I put my faith in a higher power, hoping it will save her. 1331 01:19:49,693 --> 01:19:51,195 And she... 1332 01:19:52,273 --> 01:19:53,873 died. 1333 01:19:58,369 --> 01:20:00,404 Now I understand... 1334 01:20:00,404 --> 01:20:03,349 My daughter is the lucky one. 1335 01:20:03,374 --> 01:20:06,809 She does not have to grow up in a world... 1336 01:20:06,834 --> 01:20:10,459 Of suffering and pain 1337 01:20:10,484 --> 01:20:15,510 run by wicked gods. 1338 01:20:16,287 --> 01:20:19,722 Choose love. 1339 01:20:19,747 --> 01:20:23,926 Call the ax. 1340 01:20:31,973 --> 01:20:36,465 Call the ax. 1341 01:21:12,243 --> 01:21:15,179 - You okay? - Yeah. 1342 01:21:17,153 --> 01:21:18,749 Hmm, I want to kill that guy. 1343 01:21:18,749 --> 01:21:21,420 So do I, but we have to take him alive. 1344 01:21:21,445 --> 01:21:23,356 He's our only link to finding those children. 1345 01:22:36,921 --> 01:22:39,268 Oh! Thank you, Mr. Goat. 1346 01:23:11,977 --> 01:23:12,997 Val! 1347 01:23:23,939 --> 01:23:25,576 We gotta get her out of here. 1348 01:23:35,674 --> 01:23:36,720 I got you. 1349 01:23:47,704 --> 01:23:49,467 The goats are here. Come on, let's go. 1350 01:23:49,467 --> 01:23:51,635 Stormbreaker, take us home. 1351 01:24:49,379 --> 01:24:52,689 Look, there are other, more aggressive forms of treatment we can try, 1352 01:24:52,722 --> 01:24:56,734 but something's affecting her body's ability to fight the cancer. 1353 01:24:56,734 --> 01:24:58,034 I'm sorry, Thor. 1354 01:25:12,616 --> 01:25:14,471 Oh, there you are. 1355 01:25:14,496 --> 01:25:15,506 What's going on out there? 1356 01:25:15,531 --> 01:25:18,697 Oh, some moron made a fridge without a door. Can you believe it? 1357 01:25:18,722 --> 01:25:22,089 Don't you worry, I got it open and got you all sorts of goodies. 1358 01:25:22,114 --> 01:25:22,976 How's Val? 1359 01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:25,596 Oh, she's in a lot of pain, uh, but she is stable. 1360 01:25:25,596 --> 01:25:26,939 Okay, good. 1361 01:25:26,964 --> 01:25:28,854 Now, I just gotta get this... 1362 01:25:28,879 --> 01:25:30,418 - out of my... - Woah! No, no, no. 1363 01:25:30,443 --> 01:25:31,214 That's gotta stay in there. 1364 01:25:31,239 --> 01:25:34,980 That's all the magic potions and elixirs doing their thing, so... 1365 01:25:35,005 --> 01:25:36,157 Just gonna pop out for a moment. 1366 01:25:36,181 --> 01:25:37,783 Pick up the kids. Uh, kill a bad guy. 1367 01:25:37,808 --> 01:25:40,244 And then, I'll come straight back. 1368 01:25:40,244 --> 01:25:42,346 You're going without me? 1369 01:25:42,371 --> 01:25:43,617 Uh, yeah. 1370 01:25:43,641 --> 01:25:45,542 What happened to like... doing everything together? 1371 01:25:45,916 --> 01:25:47,985 He's gonna use those kids to distract you. 1372 01:25:47,985 --> 01:25:48,752 You need me. 1373 01:25:48,752 --> 01:25:50,013 I do need you, Jane. 1374 01:25:50,037 --> 01:25:51,244 I need you alive. 1375 01:25:51,655 --> 01:25:53,090 Would be great to have you on the battlefield. 1376 01:25:53,090 --> 01:25:54,558 Fighting Gorr side by side, 1377 01:25:54,583 --> 01:25:56,493 but that hammer is killing you. 1378 01:25:57,695 --> 01:26:00,865 Every time you use it, it's draining all of your mortal strength, 1379 01:26:00,865 --> 01:26:03,187 leaving your body unable to fight the cancer. 1380 01:26:03,991 --> 01:26:06,212 What happened to live like there's no tomorrow? 1381 01:26:06,237 --> 01:26:08,213 It was before I knew you might not have one. 1382 01:26:08,238 --> 01:26:09,564 Why not have one more adventure? 1383 01:26:09,589 --> 01:26:11,709 Jane, if there's a chance to live. You have to take it. 1384 01:26:11,709 --> 01:26:14,799 Spoken like a true Thor who does not have cancer. 1385 01:26:18,149 --> 01:26:22,409 I know, I seem like some cool astrophysicist from New Mexico. 1386 01:26:22,434 --> 01:26:23,354 Just living the dream. 1387 01:26:23,354 --> 01:26:25,356 But, look at me. 1388 01:26:25,356 --> 01:26:27,057 I wanna keep fighting. 1389 01:26:27,057 --> 01:26:28,859 I'm the Mighty Thor. 1390 01:26:28,859 --> 01:26:30,127 And you want me not to do that? 1391 01:26:30,127 --> 01:26:32,630 What's the point of more time than this? 1392 01:26:33,898 --> 01:26:35,398 Because I love you. 1393 01:26:38,059 --> 01:26:39,764 I've always loved you. 1394 01:26:40,771 --> 01:26:43,641 And this is a chance, for us. 1395 01:26:43,641 --> 01:26:46,897 If you pick up that damn hammer again, then that chance is gone. 1396 01:26:59,064 --> 01:27:00,384 It's your choice, Jane. 1397 01:27:01,845 --> 01:27:03,540 But I'd regret it, every single day. 1398 01:27:03,565 --> 01:27:06,888 If I didn't ask you to stay here, so we can try and figure this out together. 1399 01:27:09,767 --> 01:27:12,536 You better come back to me. 1400 01:27:12,536 --> 01:27:15,012 I'm coming back, as soon as I can. 1401 01:27:17,015 --> 01:27:18,062 Break a leg. 1402 01:27:18,087 --> 01:27:19,624 I'll break all his legs. 1403 01:27:33,132 --> 01:27:35,668 Remember that, the gate to Eternity is at the literal center... 1404 01:27:35,693 --> 01:27:36,383 - of the universe. - Universe. 1405 01:27:36,408 --> 01:27:37,728 - You have to pass the comet. - Yes. 1406 01:27:37,728 --> 01:27:39,063 Yes, yes. I know. We've been over this. 1407 01:27:39,063 --> 01:27:40,781 I'm not going to get lost. 1408 01:27:40,806 --> 01:27:43,200 So how are you feeling with the old stab wound? 1409 01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:45,945 - I think I lost my kidney - Gone? Completely? 1410 01:27:45,970 --> 01:27:47,860 I wish I could join you, but... 1411 01:27:47,885 --> 01:27:50,046 I'd probably die and that won't help get the kids back. 1412 01:27:50,071 --> 01:27:51,931 So you'll have to go it alone. 1413 01:27:51,956 --> 01:27:54,687 All you have to do, is destroy that sword. 1414 01:27:54,712 --> 01:27:56,147 It's his source of power. 1415 01:27:56,147 --> 01:27:57,662 You won't survive long without it. 1416 01:27:59,423 --> 01:28:01,701 Hey, don't die. 1417 01:28:01,726 --> 01:28:02,866 Hell, no. 1418 01:28:56,647 --> 01:28:58,347 Eternity. 1419 01:29:00,688 --> 01:29:02,108 Finally. 1420 01:29:44,157 --> 01:29:45,548 Hey, kids. 1421 01:29:47,837 --> 01:29:49,260 I knew you'd come. 1422 01:29:51,312 --> 01:29:52,713 Go, kids. 1423 01:30:01,045 --> 01:30:02,309 Everyone okay? 1424 01:30:02,334 --> 01:30:04,275 Alright, gather round. Gather round. 1425 01:30:04,275 --> 01:30:05,537 Good to see you, in person. 1426 01:30:05,562 --> 01:30:07,118 Thank goodness. 1427 01:30:17,794 --> 01:30:19,339 Alright, listen up! Here's the plan. 1428 01:30:19,364 --> 01:30:21,634 We sneak our way towards Stormbreaker, 1429 01:30:21,659 --> 01:30:25,663 Being very careful not to bump into, any of those big shadow monsters. 1430 01:30:27,315 --> 01:30:28,697 They're behind me, aren't they? 1431 01:30:33,971 --> 01:30:35,939 Does anyone here have battle experience? 1432 01:30:37,064 --> 01:30:38,927 Well, no time to learn like the present. 1433 01:30:38,951 --> 01:30:40,486 But, we're not strong like you. 1434 01:30:40,511 --> 01:30:41,309 We're just kids. 1435 01:30:41,333 --> 01:30:43,722 Hey, don't forget. You're Asgardian kids. 1436 01:30:43,747 --> 01:30:44,482 I'm not. 1437 01:30:44,482 --> 01:30:47,760 - I'm just a Lightfusion. - And I'm a Ligathian kid. 1438 01:30:47,785 --> 01:30:48,919 Okay. Okay. 1439 01:30:48,919 --> 01:30:51,355 But today, you're Asgardians. 1440 01:30:51,355 --> 01:30:52,765 Now, collect your weapons. 1441 01:30:52,789 --> 01:30:53,800 What? 1442 01:30:53,825 --> 01:30:55,903 Go and find anything you can pick up. 1443 01:30:55,928 --> 01:30:57,251 And bring it back here. 1444 01:30:57,275 --> 01:30:58,633 Hurry, hurry. 1445 01:31:01,719 --> 01:31:03,461 They're getting closer, hurry up. 1446 01:31:06,028 --> 01:31:09,498 Today, is a day that will go down in history. 1447 01:31:10,516 --> 01:31:14,047 Today's a day they'll talk about for generations to come. 1448 01:31:14,072 --> 01:31:17,089 Today, we are Space Vikings! 1449 01:31:17,114 --> 01:31:19,447 Present... arms! 1450 01:31:24,276 --> 01:31:26,050 Whosoever hold these weapons 1451 01:31:26,075 --> 01:31:28,585 and believes in going home if they be true of heart. 1452 01:31:28,609 --> 01:31:31,438 is therefore worthy and shall possess... 1453 01:31:32,632 --> 01:31:34,650 For a limited time only. 1454 01:31:34,675 --> 01:31:38,441 The power of Thor! 1455 01:31:47,711 --> 01:31:48,992 General Axl... 1456 01:31:50,815 --> 01:31:53,186 Lead your army to that ax. 1457 01:31:53,211 --> 01:31:55,152 We shall do our work... 1458 01:31:56,056 --> 01:31:57,506 For Asgard. 1459 01:34:12,562 --> 01:34:13,562 Jane. 1460 01:34:31,142 --> 01:34:32,638 Destroy that sword and he's dead. 1461 01:34:32,663 --> 01:34:35,488 The gate is almost open. You gotta stop Stormbreaker. 1462 01:34:35,513 --> 01:34:37,397 It's okay. I got him. 1463 01:34:44,985 --> 01:34:47,016 Stormbreaker, stop this! 1464 01:34:47,041 --> 01:34:48,822 Get a hold of yourself. Look what you're doing. 1465 01:34:48,847 --> 01:34:50,254 I'm gonna get you out of there. 1466 01:34:51,206 --> 01:34:52,206 Come on! 1467 01:34:58,849 --> 01:35:02,439 Let go of my friend! 1468 01:35:06,374 --> 01:35:08,087 You've lost, Lady Thor. 1469 01:35:15,352 --> 01:35:16,520 First off, 1470 01:35:16,545 --> 01:35:19,029 the name is Mighty Thor. 1471 01:35:20,946 --> 01:35:22,368 Secondly... 1472 01:35:22,393 --> 01:35:25,263 If you can't say Mighty Thor, 1473 01:35:25,288 --> 01:35:29,358 I'll accept Dr. Jane Foster! 1474 01:35:33,137 --> 01:35:34,617 Thirdly, 1475 01:35:34,641 --> 01:35:37,668 eat my hammer! 1476 01:35:46,222 --> 01:35:48,339 Stormbreaker! 1477 01:35:52,656 --> 01:35:54,241 I knew you could do it. 1478 01:35:55,093 --> 01:35:57,374 Axl! Get them home. 1479 01:37:45,848 --> 01:37:46,889 Jane? 1480 01:37:47,373 --> 01:37:48,184 I'm okay. 1481 01:37:49,278 --> 01:37:50,578 You gotta stop him. 1482 01:38:20,385 --> 01:38:21,667 Gorr, stop! 1483 01:38:26,377 --> 01:38:30,537 What kind of father would I be, if I stopped. 1484 01:38:34,952 --> 01:38:37,311 I know your pain, but this isn't the way. 1485 01:38:39,657 --> 01:38:42,852 It's not death or revenge that you seek. 1486 01:38:45,596 --> 01:38:47,596 What do I seek? 1487 01:39:01,378 --> 01:39:02,635 You seek love. 1488 01:39:05,828 --> 01:39:06,828 Love? 1489 01:39:08,185 --> 01:39:10,888 Why should I seek love? 1490 01:39:10,913 --> 01:39:13,139 Because that's all any of us want. 1491 01:39:15,233 --> 01:39:21,799 How dare, you turn your back on me. 1492 01:39:21,799 --> 01:39:23,709 You won, Gorr. 1493 01:39:23,734 --> 01:39:27,138 Why would I spend my last moments with you, when I can be with her? 1494 01:39:28,572 --> 01:39:30,143 I choose love. 1495 01:39:30,168 --> 01:39:32,371 You can, too. You can bring her back. 1496 01:39:37,047 --> 01:39:38,492 Make your wish. 1497 01:40:09,847 --> 01:40:11,148 I'm dying. 1498 01:40:12,716 --> 01:40:14,218 She would have no one. 1499 01:40:15,418 --> 01:40:17,218 She would be alone. 1500 01:40:24,595 --> 01:40:26,295 She won't be alone. 1501 01:41:37,099 --> 01:41:38,099 My love. 1502 01:41:48,263 --> 01:41:50,663 I've missed you, so much. 1503 01:41:53,047 --> 01:41:55,047 I've missed you, too. 1504 01:41:58,215 --> 01:42:00,796 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 1505 01:42:02,754 --> 01:42:05,449 As soon as I picked up that hammer... 1506 01:42:07,134 --> 01:42:10,994 It's like... I've gotten an extra life. 1507 01:42:12,269 --> 01:42:15,567 It's just... 1508 01:42:15,592 --> 01:42:16,941 Magical. 1509 01:42:19,977 --> 01:42:22,109 Not too bad for a human. 1510 01:42:23,661 --> 01:42:25,703 Not too bad for a god. 1511 01:42:27,624 --> 01:42:30,487 I think I figured out my catchphrase. 1512 01:42:30,512 --> 01:42:32,656 - Really? What is it? - Come closer. 1513 01:42:38,043 --> 01:42:39,645 Perfect. 1514 01:42:39,670 --> 01:42:42,412 - It's the best one yet. - Thank you. 1515 01:42:50,101 --> 01:42:52,390 Keep your heart open. 1516 01:42:57,724 --> 01:42:59,450 I love you. 1517 01:43:00,677 --> 01:43:02,677 I love you too. 1518 01:43:47,542 --> 01:43:49,549 Protect her. 1519 01:43:50,622 --> 01:43:52,022 Protect my love. 1520 01:44:25,970 --> 01:44:28,989 Let me tell you the legend of the Space Viking. 1521 01:44:29,013 --> 01:44:30,616 a.k.a 1522 01:44:30,641 --> 01:44:32,403 "The Mighty Thor". 1523 01:44:32,427 --> 01:44:33,785 a.k.a 1524 01:44:33,810 --> 01:44:36,052 "Dr. Jane Foster". 1525 01:44:38,043 --> 01:44:43,833 Her sacrifice saved the universe and taught us all what it means to be worthy. 1526 01:44:44,735 --> 01:44:46,934 She helped the children of the gods. 1527 01:44:46,959 --> 01:44:49,198 Who laser beamed their way back home, 1528 01:44:49,223 --> 01:44:53,632 to their dozy, little fishing village turned tourist destination. 1529 01:44:53,657 --> 01:44:55,751 Mommy! 1530 01:44:55,776 --> 01:44:57,420 Look at you! 1531 01:44:57,445 --> 01:44:58,737 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. I'm okay. 1532 01:44:58,762 --> 01:45:00,054 - Are you sure? - I'm okay. 1533 01:45:00,292 --> 01:45:02,718 The kids were safe to be kids again. 1534 01:45:04,628 --> 01:45:05,554 Widen your stance. 1535 01:45:05,579 --> 01:45:09,501 Especially after their king, made them all go to self-defense classes. 1536 01:45:09,526 --> 01:45:12,582 - Look at all those budding Space Vikings. - And the most important part, 1537 01:45:12,640 --> 01:45:15,616 The war cry! 1538 01:45:15,641 --> 01:45:17,223 Even Heimdall's son, 1539 01:45:17,248 --> 01:45:18,669 Axl Heimdallson, 1540 01:45:18,694 --> 01:45:21,252 who could now do his dad's freaky eye magic, 1541 01:45:21,277 --> 01:45:23,421 was becoming quite the warrior. 1542 01:45:23,446 --> 01:45:25,811 The future of Asgard was secure. 1543 01:45:27,503 --> 01:45:28,753 Speaking of futures, 1544 01:45:28,778 --> 01:45:30,454 I was forging one of my own. 1545 01:45:30,479 --> 01:45:32,602 Now, that my body has grown back. 1546 01:45:32,666 --> 01:45:35,150 With a dude I met called Dwayne. 1547 01:45:37,145 --> 01:45:38,567 What about Thor, you ask? 1548 01:45:39,343 --> 01:45:41,545 He embarked on a new journey. 1549 01:45:41,545 --> 01:45:44,048 Because he had found something to live for. 1550 01:45:44,048 --> 01:45:46,036 Something to love for. 1551 01:45:46,060 --> 01:45:49,195 A little someone who turned him from sad god 1552 01:45:49,220 --> 01:45:50,630 into dad god. 1553 01:45:50,654 --> 01:45:52,456 Breakfast is served, bon appetit. 1554 01:45:53,438 --> 01:45:54,434 Hello! 1555 01:45:54,458 --> 01:45:55,520 There you go! 1556 01:45:55,544 --> 01:45:57,828 Hey! Breakfast! 1557 01:45:57,828 --> 01:45:58,929 Excuse me. 1558 01:45:59,663 --> 01:46:00,731 What is that? 1559 01:46:00,731 --> 01:46:02,553 They're... They're panflaps from Earth. 1560 01:46:02,578 --> 01:46:04,543 I don't think I like panflaps. 1561 01:46:04,568 --> 01:46:05,701 - You love them. - No, I don't. 1562 01:46:05,726 --> 01:46:07,724 - Yes, you do. - Never had that in my life. 1563 01:46:07,749 --> 01:46:09,774 Come on, eat up. We have to go. We're gonna be late. 1564 01:46:09,774 --> 01:46:12,530 - Now, where are your boots? - I'm wearing them. 1565 01:46:12,897 --> 01:46:14,378 You're not wearing those. 1566 01:46:14,378 --> 01:46:16,082 - Yes, I am. - No, you're not. 1567 01:46:16,107 --> 01:46:18,514 - Yes, I am. - No, you're not. 1568 01:46:18,539 --> 01:46:20,421 Go to hell, demon! 1569 01:46:22,928 --> 01:46:24,296 It's brand new. Now, destroyed. 1570 01:46:24,321 --> 01:46:26,023 Thank you very much. 1571 01:46:26,023 --> 01:46:27,958 You know what, you wear what you want. 1572 01:46:27,958 --> 01:46:29,583 Don't come complaining to me when your feet get sore. 1573 01:46:29,608 --> 01:46:31,706 Alright, you get no sympathy here from me. 1574 01:46:31,731 --> 01:46:34,398 Ugh, fine. I'll wear the boots. 1575 01:46:34,398 --> 01:46:35,065 Thank you. 1576 01:46:35,065 --> 01:46:37,264 I remember what my mother used to tell me. 1577 01:46:37,288 --> 01:46:38,344 Listen to the grown ups. 1578 01:46:38,369 --> 01:46:40,545 And if you see anyone scared or being picked on, 1579 01:46:40,569 --> 01:46:41,981 - Look after them. Okay? - Okay. 1580 01:46:42,006 --> 01:46:43,596 Most of all, have fun. 1581 01:46:43,620 --> 01:46:45,248 - Gotcha. - Gotcha. 1582 01:46:45,272 --> 01:46:47,341 Now, where is Mjölnir? Where did I put it? 1583 01:46:47,366 --> 01:46:48,807 Over there, sleeping in the bed. 1584 01:46:48,832 --> 01:46:50,894 It's in the bed. 1585 01:46:51,828 --> 01:46:52,628 Oh, wow! 1586 01:46:55,033 --> 01:46:57,588 That is not coming off. 1587 01:46:57,588 --> 01:46:58,906 What did you do? 1588 01:46:58,931 --> 01:47:01,110 Eh, she looked boring before. 1589 01:47:02,095 --> 01:47:03,035 Ah! 1590 01:47:03,060 --> 01:47:03,868 Supposed it did. 1591 01:47:03,892 --> 01:47:04,763 I love it. 1592 01:47:05,185 --> 01:47:06,333 Very creative. 1593 01:47:10,799 --> 01:47:12,139 Okay... 1594 01:47:12,163 --> 01:47:14,970 Now, see the aliens down there? The stripy ones? 1595 01:47:14,971 --> 01:47:15,781 They look nice. 1596 01:47:15,806 --> 01:47:16,674 Yeah, they are nice. 1597 01:47:16,674 --> 01:47:17,771 That's why we have to look after them. 1598 01:47:17,796 --> 01:47:18,713 Got it. 1599 01:47:18,737 --> 01:47:20,193 Protect the nice ones. 1600 01:47:21,104 --> 01:47:21,939 I love you, sweetie. 1601 01:47:21,972 --> 01:47:23,192 Love you, Uncle Thor. 1602 01:47:26,217 --> 01:47:27,942 They will always be there for us. 1603 01:47:27,967 --> 01:47:31,185 The Space Viking and his girl born from Eternity, 1604 01:47:31,536 --> 01:47:33,122 with the powers of a god. 1605 01:47:35,942 --> 01:47:37,083 Two warrios... 1606 01:47:37,747 --> 01:47:40,911 Fighting the good fight for those who can't fight good. 1607 01:47:46,466 --> 01:47:50,004 The have travelled far and have been given many names. 1608 01:47:50,716 --> 01:47:52,879 But to those who know them best, 1609 01:47:53,372 --> 01:47:54,950 They're simply known 1610 01:47:54,975 --> 01:47:57,177 as Love and Thunder. 1611 01:49:45,035 --> 01:49:49,597 It used to be that being a god, meant something. 1612 01:49:50,868 --> 01:49:53,504 People will whisper your name... 1613 01:49:53,529 --> 01:49:56,799 Before sharing their deepest hopes and dreams. 1614 01:49:58,539 --> 01:50:01,408 They begged you for mercy... 1615 01:50:01,408 --> 01:50:06,576 Without ever knowing, if you're actually listening. 1616 01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:07,936 Now... 1617 01:50:08,349 --> 01:50:10,985 You know, they look to the sky. 1618 01:50:10,985 --> 01:50:13,892 They don't ask us for lightning. 1619 01:50:13,917 --> 01:50:16,991 They don't ask us for rain. 1620 01:50:16,991 --> 01:50:21,288 They just want to see one of their so-called superheroes. 1621 01:50:24,532 --> 01:50:26,797 When did we become the joke? 1622 01:50:29,868 --> 01:50:31,821 No. 1623 01:50:32,173 --> 01:50:34,134 No. 1624 01:50:35,177 --> 01:50:38,137 They will fear us again... 1625 01:50:38,162 --> 01:50:41,396 When Thor Odinson falls from the sky. 1626 01:50:44,485 --> 01:50:47,939 Do you understand me, Hercules? 1627 01:50:47,964 --> 01:50:50,380 Do you understand, my son? 1628 01:50:50,404 --> 01:50:52,275 Yes, father. 1629 01:57:40,985 --> 01:57:42,298 Oh, hey! 1630 01:57:43,915 --> 01:57:45,603 Jane Foster. 1631 01:57:46,439 --> 01:57:47,493 Heimdall? 1632 01:57:48,591 --> 01:57:49,919 I see you're dead now. 1633 01:57:50,044 --> 01:57:51,638 Uhh... yeah. 1634 01:57:52,403 --> 01:57:53,981 Thank you for looking after my son. 1635 01:57:55,153 --> 01:57:57,841 You are very welcome here to the land of the gods. 1636 01:58:02,616 --> 01:58:04,093 Welcome to Valhalla. 114148