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♪ And the green grass grows all around, all around ♪

♪ and the green grass grows all around ♪

- ♪ and in this hole ♪ - ♪ and in this hole ♪

♪ there was a tree... ♪

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Welcome back to our '80s movies marathon.

Ready! Okay!

♪ We are the tigers ♪

♪ the mighty mighty tigers ♪

♪ everywhere we go people wanna know ♪

♪ who we are ♪

♪ so we tell them ♪

♪ we are the tigers ♪

♪ we couldn't be prouder ♪

Follow what she's doing...

Hey, kid.

How do you know when you're in love, goosie?

You feel it, dweeb. Your palms get sweaty.

You feel like you're gonna hurl.

You can't stop staring.

It's happening.

♪ She's my polyrhythm ♪

♪ carryin' my heart like a beat ♪

♪ so fast I can't keep up ♪

♪ my prayers sing melody ♪

♪ do do do-do, hey ♪

♪ I'm so lonely... ♪

- That's a cool windbreaker. - It's retro.

Hey, you still got that crazy teacher again this year?

Woman won't leave me alone.

Gotta love homeschooling.

Yeah, I don't.

♪ I'm so lonely ♪

Thought you fixed it.

I did.

And then you fixed it, so I had to fix your fix.

You're my little brother. What are little brother's for?

What's up, boys? What's up, Donnie?

- What's up, Mikey? - Whoa!

- That your mom's jacket? - Ha-ha, hilarious.

It's retro, bro. Great conversation starter.

First day of senior year, I like it.

Kid's taking a swing.

I actually like that jacket. It would look better on me.

I can't believe you're my brother.

Why are we stopping?

Remember Zoey, our cousin?

She bit you at my birthday party,

and you peed your pants.

That's what happens when you're six and afraid.

Well, her parents got divorced so she moved here.

All right, switch me, dude.

I don't want to sit next to that flesh eater, she's crazy.

Hey, there she is.

You know what? We're good.

Thanks for the ride.

Walking is way too athletic for me.

You're...

- Hi. - You're Josh, right?

You bit me... I... When we were kids.

- Oh! Yeah, yeah. - You...

Well, in my defense, I think you took the last piece

of cake or something.

What are you listening to?

Is that lovelytheband?

- You like them? - Yeah.

Are you kidding me? Lovelytheband is like...

the soundtrack of our generation.

Oh, it's happening?

♪ I dreamed that I lit my house on fire ♪

♪ Sat in the road and watched it burn ♪

♪ Wanting to see some kind of hero ♪

♪ Jump in the flames and rescue her ♪

♪ She was a movie that was over ♪

♪ Credits were rolling and down her face ♪

♪ We were a part that's going nowhere ♪

♪ I was just staring off into space ♪

♪ When I hear that song ♪

♪ Rattles my heart like a storm in the jungle ♪

♪ Starting to rumble ♪

♪ I hear you sing along ♪

♪ Every part ♪

♪ And my stone heart crumbles ♪

♪ I guess 'cause I love you so ♪

♪ I love you so ♪

♪ I love you so ♪

♪ I love you so ♪

♪ It's not that I want to return to innocence ♪

♪ I want to lose it all over again ♪

♪ Wish I could... ♪♪♪

Attention, students...

- Zoey! - Yep.

- Hi. - All practices will be canceled.

Do you... do you, um, do you want, um,

do you have chapstick?

You want to borrow my chapstick?

Yep.

Yeah.

You can keep it.

Thank you.

Nice, what'd we score?

- Ooh, watermelon sparkle. - Shut it!

Class is that way.

Yep, here.

♪ ...be by your side ♪

That was awesome.

Why have I never heard this before?

- Come on. - "Zoey's special mix."

- Really? - No one is supposed to hear that.

That's... that's your new plan? A mix?

You don't understand because you don't believe in love.

Ah, I forgot. I can't feel human emotion.

How do you know you're in love?

You feel it, dweeb.

Did you call me a dweeb?

Look, you're never, ever gonna get anywhere

unless you tell her how you feel.

What are you so afraid of?

Nothing, man. It's just...

Joshua torres, please report

to Mr. Elmer's office immediately.

Oh, don't worry, man. Elmer loves me.

I hate you.

Thank you?

Do you have something for me?

I... have a protein bar in my locker, yes.

I mean your final essay, smartass.

You're the only one who's missing from this stack.

And now I'm late for a backgammon tournament.

And from what I hear, it's, um,

like how you say, "turned"?

Okay, look, Mr. Elmer, I just need a little bit more time,

you know, but you're gonna love it.

I got these beautiful chapters and illustrations.

It's looking pretty nice.

I don't need "lord of the rings."

I just need ten pages answering the question,

"how was your high school experience?"

Yes, I just need some more time.

Time? High school's over.

I mean, it's not over over. We still have three more weeks.

- It's over. - Is it, though?

It is.

Yeah, but a lot of interesting things can happen

in the next three weeks.

I'm talking life-changing events

that can completely change my whole high school experience.

Okay, have you seen "fireworks at beaumont"

with Patrick j. Michaels?

Uh, uh...

It's a classic '80s movie. He spends all of senior

trying to get with the prettiest girl

and it's not until the very last day of school

that... that there's this beautiful concert.

And he grabs the guitar, and then boom, it happens.

And she falls in love with him at the end.

It happens. It will happen.

I can't describe my high school experience yet

because it's not over.

It can't be.

Okay.

Get me the essay by Sunday.

Sunday, that's in a few days.

Yeah, that's me giving you a break, okay?

If you don't turn it in, you're not gonna graduate.

And your real high school experience will be spent

in summer school with me.

That's not a fun essay to write.

I can't write your paper, man.

I gotta spend my weekend looking for food trucks.

What?

Yeah, Donnie wants to get into the grilled cheese business

before graduation.

So, you know, I don't know much, but I do know this...

Chicks don't dig cheese. It's a fungus.

Just tell Donnie how you feel.

No!

Uh, yeah, I'm outside.

No, I'm not gonna walk to Starbucks.

Because it's raining!

I will see you here. Thanks.

- Hi. - What's up, cuz?

Hi. Oh, oh, did you hear?

The closing act at front and center this year

will be lovelytheband.

- No way. - Yeah, they just announced it.

My friend Liz went last year.

She said it was like totally lit.

I would kill for wristbands,

but they sold out in like two minutes, it's insane.

Oh, wait.

Okay, gotta go. Uh, I'm coming, Kale.

My chaturanga was unbelievable.

Oh, as always.

Kale. Can't be his real name.

It's short for Kaleb, I think.

What does she even see in the guy?

Are you kidding?

- What's up, cam? - Hey, Kale.

His name could be catheter and she'd still wanna date him.

Semantics, Michael.

Look, he'll be out of the picture in no time.

- I have a plan. - Oh, there's a shocker.

An insanely great plan, bro.

I literally have no plan.

About Zoey?

No, about Mr. Elmer.

I mean, how am I supposed to write an essay in one weekend?

- It's unfair. - Dude, seriously?

No, I'm 100% team Elmer here. Why don't you just finish it?

Well... We're late for work.

You've been on it for a year now.

You really need to pull the trigger.

It's hard to get her attention.

Her? Aren't we still talking about Elmer?

No, we're talking about Zoey.

Well, I don't know. Here's a crazy idea.

Maybe you just walk up to her in a heartfelt way,

say "I like you. Do you like me?"

"I like you, you like me?" Really?

I can't say that. She has a boyfriend.

I don't care what anyone says, this still holds up.

- Oh, totally. - How many times do you think

we've seen this movie since we were kids?

Probably like a million.

Okay, so would Patrick j. Michaels

be afraid of his crush, having a girlfriend?

No, no, he'd plant his flag in the ground

and take a beating in the name of love.

Shut up!

Aren't you supposed to be working?

Go back to sleep, Jared!

Rude.

Mm, mm-mm.

This part always makes me nervous.

I love you, Brittany. I always have.

And I always will.

♪ We only have tonight my, my, my love... ♪

The music, the fireworks, I mean, that...

That is how a first kiss is supposed to be.

Mm-hmm.

I so doubt she was homeschooled.

Dude, come on.

One of us at least has got to have

our fireworks-on-the-dock moment.

You're right.

I need to be more like Patrick j. Freakin' Michaels.

- Yes, you do. - Okay, I could play her

that mix that I've been working on.

- Oh, that's such a good idea. - Yeah.

I mean, high school's almost over.

It's now or never, goosie.

It's Friday-bye-day,

and I'm very curious what Zoey has to say.

Um, well, actually, today's lunch would be

a literal Friday-bye-day for me because..

I am graduating early

and moving to Los Angeles.

- For reals? - Yeah.

♪ You make me so, so sad ♪

♪ I'm talking waterfall ♪

♪ You make me so, so sad... ♪

- Josh? - Josh?

L.A.! Can you believe it?

I really can't. How about you, Josh?

Um, when are you moving out?

Uh, I don't know. Two or three...

- Weeks? - Days, actually.

Yeah, I know, it all happened like really fast.

Kale got a job at an art gallery...

Well, he's going too?

Yeah, yeah, we are moving in together.

We'll see how that goes.

Wow, and aunt Marie is cool with that?

Uh, no, no, not at all.

Phenomenal instincts, that woman.

Well, it's not really up to her, I'm 18.

If she can live with her annoying boyfriend,

I can live with mine, too.

Not that Kale is annoying or anything.

Besides, maybe this is like a good opportunity for me

to like further develop my art, you know?

Your art? What, what art?

I think it's a bold move, cuz.

- Thank you. - Okay.

Zoey, how do you know you're not making a mistake?

Well, how do I know that I'm not making the right decision?

'Cause it's a mistake!

Wow, you would really get along well with my mom.

Hey, Zoey. Come on.

Hey. Uh, I'll see you later, guys.

I'll miss you.

That was good. I like that.

Especially the part where you tell her

that her dreams and aspirations are a mistake.

Freakin' British people,

dude, with their accents.

It's like their superpower or something.

It's UN... it's unfair.

Well...

there's not much to say.

That's my in-between-the-knees pillow, and I sleep in the nude.

What is wrong with you?

Nothing. You should try it.

It's insanely breezy.

It's that redcoat Kale, man.

He's a bad influence on her, I'm telling you.

He's an artist, so now she wants to be an artist?

Zoey's been into art since she was a kid.

What is this?

Texas a&m?

The housing department? You're leaving me, too?

No, I'm not.

I just wanted optics, but it's out of state, man.

I can't afford it.

And I can't just move across the country

and abandon my brother.

It's been the two of us for...

Forever and...

You gotta be kidding me.

Check it out, boys!

Don't say anything about a&m.

Donnie, buddy!

Thought you were gonna wait for me.

Yeah, well, there was another buyer

and, you know, had to take it.

There was another buyer for this.

Uh-huh, yeah, no. She needs work.

But trust me, she's a gem.

Uh... you can fix that, right?

So I'm thinking about names.

The milleni-yum falcon. Y-u-m.

Right? Mm.

You can be Chewie.

I don't want to be Chewie.

All right, I'm gonna let you guys figure it out.

I gotta get to work.

Why wouldn't you want to be Chewie?

Why wouldn't you want to be Chewie?

'Cause I'm the roguish one.

Maybe Mikey's right.

Maybe I should just move on.

What? Heck no!

If you let this damsel that you've been distressing over

leave before you have a chance to profess your true feelings,

then, then you will wind up a shell of man

forever haunted by the cruel ghost of "what if."

But she's leaving in two days.

Who wants wristbands to see lovelytheband

at front and center?

That's right, big Joe Henry here giving away two wristbands

to the first caller.

- So call now. - Call!

Faster! Buttons, push them!

- And we have a winner. - Ahhh...

- Congrats to Matt baker. - Ohh!

Cancel whatever you're doing this weekend, Matt,

because you're going to front and center.

- Baker! - Ugh!

Man, lovelytheband, front and center?

That would've been a date to remember.

I mean, the romance would have been off the charts.

Gah! It sucks for you.

- Hello? - Hey, dude, um...

My... my boss's son has food poisoning,

something about discount Sushi.

Cool. Why don't you grab a pen and the paper

and add that to the list of things I don't care about?

He had three tickets to front and center

- and he gave them to me. - What?

- Get out. - Yes, yes.

And if we leave by tonight, we can make it

to lovely by Sunday night, we just need some wheels, bro.

- Yeah, leave that to me. - Sweet.

And you just gotta help me convince Zoey to come with us.

Dude, no! Why? Why?

Price of admission. Meet me in an hour.

You're the worst.

This is good. This is really good.

Dude, that wasn't even like a white lie,

that was like a full-on Lance Armstrong.

This is bad.

Oh crap, this is really bad.

I'm gonna cancel this whole thing, what've done?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, you can't do that.

Look, you set into motion something big, okay?

Zoey's not gonna say no to lovelytheband,

and plus, it's a road trip.

With friends, just like in the movies.

When are we leaving?

We?

Babe, do you think we should exhibit this at the gallery,

or do you think we should save it

for, like, above our bed?

Babe?

Have you seen my sketchbook?

What is your jacket doing on my sketchbook?

I like to take a peek once in a while

and give some advice, that's all.

But you know that I don't like to show my stuff

- when it's not ready. - I know you feel threatened

when you're surrounded by real art.

But you can get to this level, too, babe.

It just takes time. I mean, look.

That piece there took me nine years.

That one stripe there took me a solid month.

Okay, can you just get over yourself for a hot second?

I am sensing something very awry in your aura.

Yes. Yes, my aura is very awry.

We're not even close to being ready to leave tomorrow.

And I don't know, is the move too soon?

And, and maybe I should like, look into local art programs

- or something... - Ooh!

Artists don't need uni.

You don't learn art, you...

- You live it. - You live it.

Look, do you think they could've taught me that in school?

Hell to the no.

I was eating frosted flakes one morning and then,

boom, it hit me.

The cereal killers collection.

Bedroom.

Okay...

- Let's go! - Shh!

You're gonna wake up your parents!

Oh, don't worry about them.

They're in Colombia attending a symposium

on the neuroscience of perception.

Then why did you sneak out?

Oh, 'cause I've always wanted to do that.

- Why are we whispering? - I don't know.

But I kind of like it now.

Oh, you are totally not going to regret

me coming along.

Little known fact, I'm an amazing wingman.

Woman. Wing woman.

What? No way, for real?

The milleni-yum falcon at your service.

Dude, Donnie let you take this?

Yeah! Yeah, I just left him a nice little note

explaining everything and we're cool.

Whoa, we're going in this thing?

- Mm-hmm. - Consider tone set.

- Hi, Molly. - Hey.

I thought you only had three wristbands.

Oh, I bought my own. Yeah, months ago.

Dig me some lovelytheband, am I right?

Yeah, yeah. There's nothing weird about that, so...

And I'm going to be documenting the whole experience.

Hey, did you get a hold of Zoey?

Yeah, man, she's on her way right now.

She's gonna confess her love for y...

No, I haven't talked to her.

She was at Kale's 22 minutes ago.

You guys have heard of social media, right?

It's a thing, yeah?

Good job, molls. All right, let's roll!

Gotcha!

And we're screwed.

"I borrowed the truck,

brb next week."

How is next week "brb"?

That was the nice note you left him?

Mikey, we're supposed to be

working on the truck all weekend.

Yeah, but Josh got wristbands to front and center.

What?

Donnie, I'm sorry, bro, we only have three wristbands.

I don't even think Zoey's coming.

Donnie can just use her wristband.

We haven't even talked to her, man.

Semantics, Michael.

Okay, the semantics are she's not going.

You're not going, you... You're definitely not going.

No one's going in my truck. Get out! Out, now!

I have an extra wristband.

Yep, yes, I bought two

and I could sell Donnie the extra wristband.

And who are you?

Oh, I'm sorry, where are my manners?

My name's Molly. Molly Jenkins.

Some would say a wingman extraordinaire.

- Woman. Woman. - Yeah, I got it, Molly Jenkins.

So how much for the wristband?

How about a falcon ride's worth?

You know what's great about front and center?

The music, but that's not what you're going to say.

The food trucks, Mikey. Food trucks

as far as the eye can see. I'm in, I'm in.

- All right. - See, I told you,

I'm an amazing wingwoman.

Wait, wait, my bike!

We've been packing for eight hours,

this is the perfect recipe for a small mental breakdown.

Okay, well, maybe if you would've helped me packed

instead of talking about your stupid painting all night,

I would be less stressed.

Take that back.

You know what?

I will not let this portal of negativity

enter my new la flat.

It's called an apartment, Kale.

We are not in London.

If I wanna be cultured and call it a flat,

I will call it a flat because it's flat!

You need to take a savasana, work on your energy.

What!

What?

Zoey, come on!

Let's go!

Zoey, come on! Come on, let's go!

♪ Yeah, baby, I'll be there yeah, baby, I'll be there ♪

We'll be back in a few days.

But we committed to hot springing

on the way to L.A.

Well, apparently I need to work on my energy, so...

See you Monday.

Do schedules mean nothing to you?

Wow! Man, you finally got it!

- This looks like a... - Garbage can with paint.

Yeah, yeah, it does.

Hey, I can't believe you got wristbands for this thing.

I know, trust me, I can't believe it either.

- That's crazy. - Yeah.

Insane, right?

- Hi, I'm Zoey. - I know.

I mean, I don't. I don't know, because we've never met

and I've never heard anything about you.

All right, guys ready? Let's go.

All right.

Uh, thank you for inviting me.

You know, I'm like obsessed with lovelytheband.

Oh, I know.

I've seen the inside of your locker.

In passing.

You know I can just switch places with Molly if you want.

- No, no, no, no, it's... - No! No!

No, I'm, um, there's these puppies.

What's that?

Uh, it's a sketchbook.

Cool, what're you doing?

Sketching.

Um, would you want to see?

Yeah, is that cool?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, cool.

This is amazing.

Like professional level amazing.

I had no clue you were so talented.

I mean, what on earth...

Oh, no, that's like, that's a work in progress.

I don't normally show people my stuff,

but if everyone reacts like you

then maybe I have a shot in L.A., huh?

I mean, I think you have a shot anywhere.

Doesn't have to be L.A.

You know, the local college has

- a pretty good art program. - No, no, no, no.

You don't learn art, you live it.

I mean, unless you're caravaggio or Da Vinci,

or any of the other masters who've pretty much spent

their lives studying, like, right out of the womb.

Or not.

You know, I'm not doing it for him, right?

The whole move for Kale, it's not like a chasing a guy thing.

That's not what this is about.

I didn't say you were.

I want to become an artist.

I think you're already an artist.

That's really sweet of you.

- Really, I'd be fine if we switched places. - No! No, no, no.

- It's totally cool with me. - Just, um...

"How was your high school experience?"

"Well, to be honest, I haven't had many worth writing about."

"But like I said, high school isn't over yet."

Are we planning on eating anytime soon?

We're getting hangry. Pull over, dude.

Literally anywhere.

Here you go.

Carnival food for breakfast, great.

Corn dogs are breakfast food.

It's like pancakes and sausage.

Hey, hey, hey, okay, so,

I found a guy with wristbands.

What? Molls, you're incredible.

Are you serious?

- You're welcome. - Yeah.

So, where do we meet this guy of yours?

The motel mermaid.

You know, it's close to the festival.

I think we'd be idiots if we didn't stay there.

Looks cheap. I'm in.

Hey, Molly, you want to like, hit the ring toss or something?

- Scope out the carnies? - Love me some carnie scoping.

All right.

Now, see, that is why I never joined varsity anything.

Although there was like a hot second when I was

on the cheer squad 'cause of the cute outfits.

Uh, so, home school? What's that like?

Uh, it's rigorous work, yeah.

Wake up at 4:00 A.M. every morning,

and I milk the cows,

I churn the butter, et cetera, et cetera.

Okay. So, so, so what're you gonna do after high school?

You gonna like, reject the system,

build a community garden, all that?

Yeah, no, totally. Yeah, I mean,

the parents might not be for that idea.

But me? Phew.

No, actually I'm probably just gonna go to the local college,

my dad teaches there, and major in psychology.

Wow, that's actually really cool.

You are full of surprises.

I am. Watch this.

Did any of those land?

- No... - None whatsoever...

- We suck at this. - We do.

Although, we're doing much better than they are.

Ah, yeah.

- They need some help. - Okay, so are you related

to them on their mom's side or their dad's side?

Uh, mom's, thank god.

- Dad was a creeper. - I heard.

Did he really run off with that woman

right after the mom passed away?

I mean, that's, that's messed up.

Yeah, no, he did.

How did you know about that?

Oh, I heard it from Josh.

Oh yeah, Josh and I, we tell each other everything.

Sometimes he tells me too much, quite frankly, you know?

- Darts? - Darts.

Did she see?

Yeah, man, she just canceled the move.

All right, let me take a whack at it.

And after this, we gotta hit the road, that wa...

Ohh...

Mikey, we gotta get leds, man,

it'll look like we're jumping into hyper drive...

Guys?

If he could marry that food truck, he would.

Bro, at some point, you're gonna have to tell him

- how you feel. - Oh, yeah, sure.

Soon as you tell Zoey how you feel, I'll tell Donnie.

Everyone that's been passing through here

has been wanting this prize, and you could have it for free

if you ride the Ferris wheel with me.

Oh, hey.

Hey, Zoey, can I give it a shot?

Oh, I didn't know the lady was spoken for.

- Oh, no. - Oh, we're not...

Hey there, mister, you know what'd be great?

Is getting this man some darts.

- Three tries. - Okay.

- That was terrible. - It was my first try.

- Excuse you. - Excuse me? Uh...

You, uh, you ain't from around here, are you?

Yeah, we can show you around.

Uh, no thank you.

Some of our friends are throwing a party tonight.

Look, I'm not interested, okay?

Thank you. Have a nice day.

Hey, bro, she said she's not interes...

ted.

What I'm trying to sa...

Oh yeah, I don't think this is the hill you wanna die on.

There are no rules in a street fight.

Street fight people rules!

♪ Give me, give me that sunshine, sunshine ♪

♪ Give me, give me them good times, good times ♪

♪ Give me, give me that sunshine, sunshine ♪

♪ Every day is a new beginning ♪

♪ Every day is a gift to hold up high ♪

♪ Don't worry 'bout the clouds ♪

♪ 'Cause when the skies come out ♪

♪ Give me, give me that sunshine, sunshine ♪

♪ Give me, give me them good times, good times ♪

♪ Bring on the summertime ♪

♪ Bring on the summertime ♪

♪ Bring on the summertime ♪♪♪

That was insane!

Josh, you were like, so ready for business,

and Molly, you were so cool, I hate it!

It was like I was outside of my body watching myself do that.

You can spot me any time.

So sick!

I can't remember the last time I've had that much fun.

Yeah, me... me neither. I... I can't remember.

So cool!

♪ There's a river, there's a river ♪

♪ Could've taken us home ♪

♪ But you lost, but you lost me ♪

Hey!

♪ There's a fire in my chest burning my soul ♪

♪ But it fights with my heartbeat ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪

♪ There's a schoolboy standing up ♪

♪ In front of an army ♪

♪ Shoes in the mud and the wet paint ♪

♪ Twists and turns ♪

♪ Up the alley, just like it should ♪

♪ So your colors ♪

♪ They starve ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪

Hey, guys, we're here.

- You hear that? - What's going on?

Where's that coming from? It's pretty loud.

Doesn't sound like it's coming from our rooms.

Everywhere, the sound is everywhere.

Hey, guys.

Let's glow up and join the party people.

No, no, no, no, no.

We're not having a "Princess diaries" moment.

Yes, yes, we are. Come on, we got time.

- You're gonna look great. - I... the boys

haven't even started getting ready yet.

Hey, girls, you ready?

- Is that my jacket? - It looks better on me.

Hey, girls.

- No! - Go away!

♪ Don't let it stop you now ♪

♪ Don't let it stop you now ♪

Sweet wheels.

Oh, man, is it a 22500 cranking watts genny?

Ahh, this baby here pumps up 2,200 cfm.

- She's a beast. - Heck yeah, she is.

Name's Luca. Wanna come inside?

Donnie. And yes, I do.

You good?

Yeah, yeah.

I can see why you want to be a psychologist one day.

You pick up on everything, don't you?

Ah, s...

Yes, yes, I do.

I mean, I've just always been fascinated with behavior,

and people say that I have like this skill to read people, so...

That does not surprise me.

All right, come on, young Freud, read me.

Uh, no. No, no, no, no...

- What? - 'Cause people

usually get offended when I do it.

For example, I read my aunt belle once,

and it kind of ruined Thanksgiving.

She threw a 40 at me.

She totally missed, by the way.

But it was after I told her that alcohol

was negatively affecting her life, so whatever.

Oh now, come on, now you gotta read me.

Psychoanalyze me until I cry.

Okay. But, um...

Don't say I... I didn't warn you.

Okay.

You market yourself like this extroverted dream girl,

but deep down, you're sick of it,

the people calling you beautiful because

you know they're just talking about the surface and...

Like every girl ever, there's so much more to you than that.

But you don't advertise your real talents, like your art.

And maybe it's because it's on a brand or you're afraid that

people won't like your work, which will leave you feeling unappreciated.

So instead, you fill that void with superficial relationships

with older, seemingly self-assured guys.

And you know this isn't healthy,

but you tell yourself it's whatever, because

at the end of the day, you're aware that you're doing it.

But soon, you're gonna find yourself stuck living

under the cloud of someone else's dream,

convincing yourself to do things that you never wanted to do

in the first place, like move in with Kale.

Or not. Sorry, uh...

Half the time, I don't know what I'm talking about.

It's a good thing I don't have a 40.

Okay...

All right, you gotta give me something.

Preferably a long list of your screw-ups

so I don't feel bad about myself.

Well, I don't have much in terms of dating.

Uh, and by not much, I mean, like nonexistent.

I've never even kissed a guy.

Oh, shut up.

What? Why? Why?

Uh, I just...

Okay, I... I think a first kiss should...

- Should be kind of a big deal. - Okay

and I want the whole shebang, you know?

Like, like I want a romantic setting,

underneath the stars, and a twinkle in my eye

that signals that we're supposed to kiss and...

And then magical fireworks explode.

- Is that all? - Yeah.

Okay, well, now it's my turn to read you.

You overthink things. With the right guy,

it's not like, about all the fireworks and stuff.

Um, turn.

But you and Josh, you guys seem super close.

What?

- No, no, no. - What?

Not that there's anything wrong with Josh,

because he, he is great.

And, you know, now that I think about it,

he's kind of cute, right?

And I mean, ooh, you should see him at matinee time.

Woof. Can't keep those geriatrics off of him,

if you know what I'm sayin'?

- Yeah, Josh is sweet. - Yeah.

Where did you find this place? Did you know this was happening?

I did not.

There you guys are.

Oh, hey, okay, so, wristband...

What?

Uh, nothing.

It's too much, right? Like this, this hair thing,

- and the sparkles... - No, no, it's...

It's nice.

- Um, the wristbands. - Yes, all right.

So he is going to text me when he gets here.

I think you should give me the money now

that way you can just like, focus.

Yeah. These are my savings. Where'd you meet this guy?

- Oh, craigslist. - Craigslist?

- What're we waiting for? - Let's go party!

Mikey, Mikey, I found my tribe, I found 'em.

Whoa, alcoholics anonymous. Maybe chill out on the drinks

'cause I can smell you from like a mile away.

This is my baby brother.

I took care of him, and now he's taking care of me.

- I love you. - I love you, too.

Oh, guys, something pretty awesome happened.

We are now members,

boom, of the ftg.

What's, what's the food truck guild?

Uh, the greatest thing in the world

if you drive a food truck, yeah.

Luca hooked it up, we're basically familia now.

We're in.

Y... you paid money for this?

Uh, yeah, you bet I did.

It's gonna pay off in spades.

We're celebrating. It's a celebration.

Celebration!

- Hey. - Hey!

I'm Donnie.

I'm screwed.

Hey, Zoey, uh...

Zoey, you made it!

Oh my god, hey! Liz, how are you?

I'm with hunter and Nick, say hi!

Uh, hold on, I'll be back.

Hey, hey.

She's not here with them, she's here with you.

And I have some inside information for you.

She's ignoring Kale's calls.

- Really? - Uh-huh.

You're in the game, buddy. You're in the game.

Yes, okay.

I just gotta get her attention somehow.

You girls down, huh? You wanna?

No. Have a good night.

All right, yep, you too.

Read the room, man.

Not everyone is as passionate about food trucks as you are.

Are you not passionate about the food truck? Is that what you're saying?

No, no, that's not what I'm saying.

It sounded like that's what you're saying.

Do you hear yourself when you talk?

"Hey, let me show you my truck out in the parking lot."

That sounds like you might abduct them.

Yeah, no, I see that.

The night's still young, there's plenty of girls.

Uh, no more food trucks.

No more food trucks, perfect.

No more food trucks, no more food trucks.

Just talk to them about, uh, science and culture...

I'll just go over there and ask her to dance.

People still like to dance, right?

People love that stuff.

- Okay. - Mm-hmm.

Dj soap suds for life!

Why didn't you catch him?

Oh man, party's over.

Molls, you like my mixes, right?

What is wrong with you? Somebody just f...

Ohh! Yeah, that's a good I...

He's walking. It's fine, let's go.

I have a dj!

- This is a bad idea. - No, no, no,

- you can figure it out. - He said it's pre-recorded,

these are all just backtracks.

- I do not know what that means. - These are just fragments

pre-recorded to play while he runs his set.

Look, that's even better.

No, no, the opposite of better, no bueno.

Look, this is gonna take me forever to mute or sync.

I can't do this.

Hey, okay, you remember that cruel ghost of what-if?

Now is your chance.

Esteemed guests of the motel mermaid...

It is my honor to introduce to you,

fresh off of his European tour,

straight out of Berlin, the man, the legend, dj...

Obie d-2.

Dj obie d-2! Whoo!

Ahh!

Go home!

What're you doin'?

Lame!

♪ Sometimes, but I don't always ♪

♪ 'Cause if I call ♪

♪ What am I looking for? ♪

Come on!

♪ What am I looking for? ♪

♪ What am I looking for? ♪

- That was amazing. - Insane, right?

Thank you for having my back.

I knew you had it in you.

Dude, oh my gosh! That was so sick.

I had no idea you were that talented.

I... it's a work in progress.

Oh, wow.

Uh, you thirsty?

Yeah, sure, come on.

- You okay? - I'm fine.

- Another one? - Yep.

Sorry.

It was this 100-piece art set.

It was like, a pretty souped up gift for ten-year-old me.

You know the ones that fold open like suitcases?

Art was never really my thing.

My drawings tended to look like rorschach tests.

What's a rorschach test?

You know, like, the ink blot thing.

Like in the interrogation scene of "teen genius."

Not an '80s movie fan?

No, I mean, I kind of am, yeah...

- Favorite pjm movie? - Who?

Patrick j. Michaels?

- No? No? - No...

- It's okay, he's not important. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Dj obie-d2 is life!

Dude!

Dj obie-d2? What is that?

Where did that come from?

You know how you don't like to show anyone your art?

Well, I'm must say,

I'm very glad that you finally shared it.

You were great.

Like professional level amazing.

Think I got a shot in L.A.?

Yes, totally.

Now go take my place with Kale.

Hey, can I play you something?

Something special?

It's a dj obie-d2 original.

Yeah.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

You're a good dancer.

Sorry, I didn't mean to like, scare you or anything,

I just saw you out on the dance floor and I wanted to, like,

come over and say hi.

I'm Sebastian.

Uh...

I'm... i'm, I'm Molly. Mol... Molly Jenkins.

And don't you forget it.

It would be hard to.

Where you from, Molly Jenkins?

Oh, well, I mean, I could tell you,

but like, do you honestly care?

You have a funny way of flirting, Molly Jenkins.

What? Do I?

Flir... flirt? I... no, no,

I... I do not flirt, sir.

I, um, I... whew! It is...

It is warm out here.

Almost... hot... hot, not like hot, like like "hot."

Like, just... i'm sorry. It's like, above

the preferred body temperature in this place.

I tell you what, why don't, um, I don't know,

we go hang out with some of my friends?

They're just like hanging out, listening to music,

and, uh, there's air conditioning.

Uh...

Yeah. Yeah, sure, why not?

- Let's go. - Okay, cool.

- What are you doing? - You broke my heart.

You betrayed me, Fredo!

Okay, we've reached the

"acting out scenes from the movies" drunk.

He said his name was Mikey.

Wait...

Okay, is it your goal for the night

to scare every single girl away?

We dreamt the food truck.

That was our dream, Mikey!

- What are you talking about? - You! You!

You're thinking you're so smart all the time and you're not.

You know what you are?

- What? - Stupid.

Oh, I'm stupid? Oh, sick burn.

You know what's stupid? The milleni-yum falcon.

That's a stupid name.

♪ But I don't wanna say good night ♪

That was beautiful.

You made that for me?

When?

I've been working on it for a few, uh...

Weeks?

Since I first met you.

You know, I've been waiting for the right setting.

The lights, the hotel.

The diving board.

She's right, you know.

You are pretty cute.

You're pretty cute, as well.

Sorry it's taken me so long to play this for you.

No, I mean, it probably explains why we've never hooked up.

There's actually been something

I've been meaning to tell you.

Dude, let go of me!

Really? Really, guys? Donnie! Donnie!

When I grow up, I'm gonna be,

- I'm gonna be like Luca. - Yup!

I... I don't know what they're doing.

Um...

So, uh, about earlier...

Josh! Josh, we need your help.

Ugh, looks like they need you in there.

Good night.

Mmm...

♪ I met a girl ♪

♪ Without a care in the world ♪

♪ Her name was Molly ♪

♪ Big m, little olly ♪

♪ She was Holly, jolly... ♪

Oh.

Um, I, I...

I have to go, apologies on the abrupt exit.

So just, you have... You have a good night.

You all have a good... Good night, and have you...

Have you... One... great...

Namaste, Sebastian.

Hey, we can like, go somewhere else if you like.

Oh, no, no, no, it's not that at all.

I mean, it's very, very melodic in there.

It's just I really have to meet someone...

You have to meet someone at midnight?

Yep.

Then I'll tell you what, I'll go with you.

For your safety, definitely not 'cause

I'm worried I'm not gonna see you again.

"Now, that was an experience worth the wait."

"Just like in the movies."

"It's happening."

"Just call me Josh, or j. Michaels from now on."

Who are we looking for again?

Uh, his name is Dr. Spacecakes.

Oh...

That's our guy.

Hey, I got your stuff, you got the money?

You mean the wristbands? How old are you?

Here you are, sir.

- Hands where I can see 'em! - They're offering me drugs!

All right, you two just stay right there...

Should we... run?

That's a bad idea.

Okay, relax, Josh, I'm coming.

Hello, babe. I've called you nonstop.

Did, uh, did your phone break?

I, um...

No, uh, yeah, the service is like super shoddy here.

Well, what are you doing here?

Well, I saw you on Liz's snap,

so I dialed her up, grabbed the first

puddle jumper I could find, and wham, voilà, here I am.

Here you are.

Look, I'm sorry about the other day.

I... I let my chakras red line.

Please, forgive me.

Come on.

Namaste.

And we're back.

You know you're the paint to my brush.

Okay, you just gotta stop saying things like that.

No, I'm sorry, I'm an artist.

I just think in pictures, all right?

I'm like a turtle in a race car.

Never mind, I come bearing gifts of great news.

Got a little hook up from my compadre.

- Hey. - Vip wristbands

- to front and center. - Look at that.

And that's not even the best part.

Right now, all your earthly possessions

are boxed up on a little freight train to Los Angeles.

I'm sorry, my possessions are on a train to where?

Home, babe.

They're on their way home to the city of angels.

Hey, have you seen...

Kale? Um...

W... when did you get here?

Uh, just now, joshypoo, and yes,

delighted to see you, as well.

- Um, where's Molly? - I don't know,

she's probably still with that guy from last night.

- What? - Oh, it's okay.

Calm down, I... i'm sure she'll be back soon.

Why didn't you tell me she didn't come back?

We need to find her.

Okay.

Intense little bloke, no?

Whoa, Kale.

- Was not expecting that. - Why is everybody

so surprised to see me?

You do realize that Zoey is my girlfriend, right?

That would imply that we hang out a lot.

Just didn't know that you were coming here, that's all.

Yeah, well, maybe if you'd answer my calls.

- Okay. - Molly's missing.

Missing what?

She didn't get to her room last night.

Okay, we need to split up and start knocking on doors.

Yeah, you, uh, you wanna check the parking lot

and I'll check the...

Great, we're still in the silent treatment, good.

I forgot we were eight.

Do we make a better couple than you?

Why is everyone so intense here?

I know my rights, sir, okay?

And I took ap law.

I have watched a lot of lawyer shows,

and I get a phone call.

You're something, Molly Jenkins.

Wow, you really love using my full name, don't you?

Well, I mean, it's a... It's a beautiful name.

- Really? - Don't sue me for it, though,

'cause I think you'd win.

Th... that was funny, um...

Ugh, has anyone ever told you that

- you look exactly like... - Patrick j. Michaels?

- Yes! - Yeah, get it all the time.

I don't see the resemblance, though.

Really? Like... like really?

- No. - I mean, you look

- exactly like him. - Nope, don't see it at all.

My mom was like a huge fan of his, though.

Was an extra in like, all of his movies.

All right, you two, I got some news for you.

We got a call from one of our other stations.

They arrested an Addison Preston Roberts,

aka Dr. Spacecakes.

You're gonna be good to go here soon.

Told you he was real.

Well, what do you know?

Even cops can be wrong sometimes.

Would you relax? Zoey's right.

Molly probably just hooked up with that dude.

Oh, speaking of, you and Zoey were pretty close last night.

Like, so close, she should have pepper sprayed you.

What did you do? What did you... did you...

Okay, the fact that I'm having to pry you

for information right now is freaking me out.

Did you guys hook up or not?

I mean, we didn't... We didn't "hook up" hook up.

We had an emotional hookup.

I mean, I... I played her my mix and...

You finally played her that thing and she was into it?

Yeah, dude, she... She loved it.

Wow.

Molly? Molly?

Hey, are you okay? Where are you?

Where? Yes, we're coming right now.

All right.

Just a misunderstanding.

Okay, we gotta get her.

Okay, so we have to go get our friend from jail.

Wow, you guys must've had a wild night.

Are you coming or not?

You okay?

Oh, I... I'm fine.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

No teardrop tattoos, that's a good sign.

Yeah, no, it's all good.

I was imprisoned for another man's crime.

I'll give you the cliffnotes version.

I was meeting a friend who happened to have

narcotics on him, and I basically unwittingly

ended up stepping in on a sting operation

and the perp got away, so they arrested us.

Us?

Thank you, officer. I appreciate it.

We are all set, completely good to go.

Ooh! Hi, nice to meet you guys.

I've heard a lot about you.

Thank you, by the way, for the ride to front and center,

I don't know what I would've done.

Appreciate it, thanks.

This is my Sebastian.

Sorry, sorry!

My friend who's named Sebastian, you're not mine...

You would think after 12 hours straight together

she'd be a little less tongue tied around me.

I am not tongue tied, I just, I just talk a lot.

I think it's cute.

I think it's completely adorable.

I mean, hey, who knew jail could be like, fun?

Hmm?

Is that Kale?

Yes, it is Kale, again!

Zoey, we can we please go? It's already half past the hour.

Actually, he's right, we should probably go to front

and center 'cause that's what we traveled all the way for.

I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna go.

"Half past the hour." What are you like 50?

- We have a little bit of an issue. - Yeah, I'll say.

Don't worry, I'll get rid of him.

What? No, no, no. I didn't get the wristbands.

The scalper took all of your money.

- Are you kidding me? - It's gonna be fine, okay?

Because Sebastian actually knows people

that work at the festival, so we should be good.

Great, great, our only chance is a convicted felon, lovely.

Okay, I mean, we're not technically convicted,

so like, let's not make this worse than what it was.

Hey, doesn't he look exactly like Patrick j. Michaels?

He looks nothing like Patrick j. Michaels.

♪ I think that I've found you out ♪

♪ there was a place... ♪♪♪

♪ Wanna be ♪

♪ I think you're running away f... ♪♪♪

So plan a is like, dental school,

but plan b is the rap game.

Oh, that's... That's a choice.

I mean, I think it's a strong second choice.

- You've gotta have options. - Yeah, I mean,

third choices are good to... hi!

Molls, we're getting close.

If he can't get us there, let's just Chuck him out.

Chuck him out? What is wrong?

Just chill, all right? Focus on you-know-who.

- Don't you... - Don't you do it! Don't do it!

Mikey, Donnie, stop it.

Yeah, guys, come on, stop.

You're always agreeing with my girl, huh?

What is that supposed to mean?

- It means tha... - It means

we should all do a sing-a-long.

Am I right? Not you, Sebastian.

- Poor guy. - Oh, is that a beak?

Yeah, I think that's a huge ass bird.

You happy? You killed big bird.

- Nope, it's your fault. - I've had enough.

I'm calling a lyft. Zoey, pack up your things.

Oh, are you sure you don't wanna pack them up for me?

- 'Cause you're so good at it. - Adorable.

- Do you have your wristband? - No, Josh has them.

Well, come on, chop-chop, little man, wristband.

- The engine's screwed. - I can fix it, like I always do.

- Don't touch my truck. - What is your deal, man?

I can explain, Donnie.

No, no, I know, I know, 'cause you explain everything.

How about this, can you explain

what it's like to be a kid one day

and then suddenly you wake up and you're a parent?

Good luck fixing the truck.

I spent all our money on the ftg

because I thought this was our dream.

Look, I... I could sell my wristband

to pay for the damages. Donnie!

Josh, I'm gonna need my wristband.

Yeah...

Where are the wristbands?

I...

I don't know.

What do you mean you don't know?

- They're at will call. - Well...

But there's no will call at front and center.

Hold on, I thought you said you picked them up from like,

a Dr. Spacecakes?

- Wait, didn't your boss give them to you? - Yeah.

Josh?

Look, I can explain.

I lied, I never had any wristbands, guys.

- Wait, what? - I knew it!

Wow, that took a turn.

- Screw us, right? - Mikey, Mikey...

- Look, it was my fault... - No, it's not your fault.

I was supposed to buy the wristbands last night...

Yeah, no, of course it's not her fault.

It's yours. Why would you lie?

Because, darling, this was all a plan to hook up with you.

- What? - Which seems like

- it almost worked. - What? No.

No, nothing happened between us.

Then why did I hear Josh bragging this morning

about your special night?

Look, Zoey, I can explain...

Look, baby, baby, baby. Whatever happened, happened,

all right? I don't own you.

You're free to hook up with whoever you want.

It's just a little bit of a blow to the ego

that it was with that pillock over there.

Okay, okay, nobody hooked up with anybody.

Look, let's just finish this later, all right?

We don't even need the wristbands,

we've got an in with the vips, so let's just go.

Zoey...

Zoey! Zoey, wait. Zoey, wait...

So this was all just like a big plan to get me

on your diving board and to play your stupid mix?

- I thought we were connecting. - I thought I was speaking

to somebody who was being sincere.

Even if we had hooked up, like,

what did you think was gonna happen?

'Cause I know. Nothing.

I would have woken up the next day

and I would have still gone to L.A.

Grow up, dude. You don't know me.

You don't even know yourself.

I think maybe we should just get in the lyft and go.

I mean, we're here.

You're going too?

You know what? Fine, go. Go have fun at the festival.

Can you just hold on a second? Josh!

Go have fun with your new friend.

Are you serious right now? Fun?

Dude, I came here to help you.

I was just released from jail.

Your cellmate, he's waiting.

No.

No, you don't get to do this, Josh.

You don't get to dump your emotions out on me

and then act like it's my fault.

I am your wingwoman. I am your best friend.

I...

I've been here.

Let's go.

Where's my essay?

I was, uh...

I don't have it.

I didn't do it. So, you know what, just fail me

'cause I don't care about the essay anymore.

That's not what I was expecting

to hear you say, Mr. Torres.

You told me you'd get me the essay today.

I don't care about the essay, Mr. Elmer.

I'm stranded in middle of nowhere and my life is a mess.

Of course your life's a mess, you're a teenager.

Yeah, but everything was finally going the way I wanted.

You know, like in the movies.

The movies? Hey, do me a favor.

Just calm down, okay?

- Are you calm? - Yeah.

Hey, I'm not your therapist, okay? But...

You're a nice kid. I actually

dislike you less than the others.

They annoy me like crazy.

So let me give you a piece of advice.

Don't place your happiness into something that's not real,

but in something that is.

I read that once in a fortune cookie.

Tsui hangs, best Chinese in town.

It's too late, Mr. Elmer. It's over.

High school's over, you were right.

The weekend isn't over. Get that essay to me.

I'm gonna fix it, I promise.

Uh-huh.

I didn't... I didn't handle the situation ideally.

You lied to me.

I'm sorry.

I'm not gonna go, Donnie. I made a commitment to you...

Stop! Would you just stop?

Stop? Stop being honest with you? Stop telling...

Are you trying to piss me off?

I can't win with you. Everything I say pisses you off.

I'm not upset that you applied to college, Mikey.

I'm upset that you kept it from me.

How...

How could you think that I wouldn't support you?

This is your dream, this, this...

This is everything to you.

No, man, you are.

I'm not...

I'm not perfect, you know?

But I'm gonna keep doing what's best for you.

You want to go to school,

so we'll use my savings and we get you there.

You're going.

Oh my god.

I'm sorry I tried to murder you in a motel swimming pool.

All right, that should do it.

Come on, now, here we go.

Yes!

All right, so I was thinking we go to the motel mermaid,

then once the girls wrap up at the festival,

we all head home, cool?

♪ If I had to walk today ♪

♪ I would throw it all away ♪

♪ 'Cause all I need ♪

♪ Is you ♪

♪ All I need ♪

♪ Is you ♪♪♪

Stop the truck.

Guys, stop the truck!

You okay?

How do you know you're in love, goosie?

What?

It's from a Patrick j. Michaels movie.

He says, "you feel it."

But that's the thing, man, this isn't a movie.

I'm not Patrick j. Michaels.

No one's actually named goosie.

I've been sidelined under the bleachers living life

like it's a movie, chasing feelings,

too afraid to face reality. Well...

I'm done with it, man.

Get me to front and center, guys.

No idea what you're talking about, but I'm in.

Kid's taking a swing, I like it.

Front and center, boys.

♪ Got me feeling like I'm okay ♪

♪ But the feeling never goes away... ♪

You guys getting anything?

Why aren't they answering?

Straight to voicemail. Nothing.

Their phone's gotta be dead.

They must be deep in the festival by now.

We got no money, no wristbands,

and it'll be a miracle if this truck holds up

long enough to get us there.

Wait, Donnie.

What's the best thing about front and center?

The music?

The food trucks.

And the guild that comes with it.

I like it!

The falcon's going into business, baby!

♪ You got me feeling like I'm okay ♪

♪ The feeling never goes away ♪

♪ Hate the night, embrace the day ♪

♪ The feeling's fleeting and it goes away ♪

♪ You got me feeling like I'm okay ♪

♪ The feeling never goes away ♪

♪ Hate the night, embrace the day ♪

♪ The feeling's fleeting and it goes ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪

♪ Oh no, no ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪

♪ Oh no, no ♪

♪ God, change my philosophy ♪

♪ My state of mind is in disguise ♪

♪ I'm losing all the honesty ♪

♪ Arresting all the life inside ♪

♪ Tell me that I'll be all right ♪

♪ I tried myself, and came up dry ♪

♪ Give me more that satisfies ♪

♪ If you're okay, then I'm okay ♪

♪ You got me feeling like I'm okay ♪

♪ The feeling never goes away ♪

♪ Own the night, embrace the day ♪

♪ The feeling's fleeting and it goes away ♪

♪ You got me feeling like I'm okay ♪

♪ The feeling never goes away... ♪♪♪

Uh, you guys sure this is the right place?

There's no way this is going to work.

Uh, yeah, it is. He told us to meet 'em here.

Guys, guys, I'm gonna need to see

your health and zoning permit, and your parking pass, please.

Funny, funny that you should ask for that.

Gil, piss off. These guys are with me.

Hey, we're good. We're good.

- Hey, enjoy your stay, guys. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, ciao.

- Familia! - Hey!

So, this the famous milleni-yum falcon, eh?

Oh yeah, she's... vintage.

Hey, thanks for helping us out.

Can't abandon a member of the guild now, can I?

- When in Rome. - Va bene.

Va bene!

- I'm gonna ride with you guys. - Yeah, yeah, jump on in.

They're with me!

Move out of the way.

Come on, move aside, move aside.

Thank you, thank you. Move it over.

Right over here, boys, right over here.

Yeah, watch yourself.

Perfect.

Yeah!

All right, boys, make me proud.

- I'll check on you later. - All right.

- Well, what's the move? - Okay, Kale said

something about a vip tent.

Like that one?

There it is, it's at some Rose bungalow village.

All right, we got a plan this time?

No.

I don't need one.

You remember Sophia, right, the art dealer?

Anyway, she's agreed to meet me here.

Yeah, remember when all the clothes were in my closet?

Why is your energy red lining?

You know, I don't know, Kale. Maybe it's because

I thought that you came here to be with me,

but really I was just another stop on your way.

No, no, no, no. That couldn't be further from the truth.

This is all about you, babe.

This is just a happy accident, like the cosmos.

Come on, let's get a move on.

I'm sorry about the wristbands,

and lying to you, that was...

No, don't... don't worry about it.

I mean, like, not calculating the risk

is actually on brand for me, right?

Look, psychology is not an exact science.

Some would say there's a lot of guesswork.

No, no, I think it was like,

exactly what I needed to hear, actually.

Um, how did it go

with the Mr. bowling shirt?

I... nothing happened.

Like, we talked. He's nice.

We were in jail, that kind of complicated things.

He's definitely very cute.

To front and center.

Cheers.

Well, this tent's nice and all, but, um...

How 'bout we get outta here?

Lovelytheband's taking the stage soon.

Okay.

Hey, Zoey, you wanna come?

Um, you know, I'm going to catch you later I think.

- Are you good? - Yes.

- Ready? - Yeah.

Love it! Absolutely love it.

They're going mental out there.

- Hey, Kale. - One sec.

Kale.

Just give me a second.

Babe! My birkenstocks!

Babe! Babe, babe, babe. What's going on?

I'm in the middle of connecting with Sophia.

All right? Just hang out here, soak in the vibes.

This is what our life's gonna be like in L.A.

I know, so I'm leaving.

All right, I will catch you later.

No, Kale. I'm leaving.

Wait, you're not coming to L.A.?

- No. - Well, why? Why not?

Why the... why the change?

L.A. is your dream, Kale, it's...

It's not mine.

This is what's best for both of us.

♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Ohh... ♪

Zoey?

Hey.

How... what... What're you doing here?

I had some unfinished business...

What're you... wait, where's...

Where's Kale?

I, uh...

Broke up with him.

You did?

Yep, I did.

I'm so sorry if I did anything...

No, no. Although you did, you know,

drag us out here and lie about it, but...

If it weren't for you, I'd probably be

in L.A. right now hating life, so...

I actually feel kind of liberated or something.

And I just want to make something clear

between the two of us.

I like you,

but just as a friend.

And that's all it's gonna be.

That's fine, because I only want to be friends, too.

I mean, for the longest time

I actually thought I loved you.

- Yeah, no, I know. - No, like full-on,

thought of you all night love you.

Oh, wow, okay, got it.

But here's the thing. Over this past weekend, I...

Yeah, Josh, every girl knows when a guy is into them,

and every girl knows when a guy is into somebody else.

- So what are you doing here? - Where is she?

She went with Sebastian to go see lovelytheband

and I think that you should move quick, fast.

Go, go, go, go.

Wait, I thought that we were gonna see lovelytheband.

There's like, a great spot like, right there.

Oh, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, I know, but, um...

I know a better one.

Shall we?

Oh, man, these are really good.

- Yes! - Oh yeah.

- Here, get in on this. - Oh yeah!

I heard these are the best grilled cheeses.

Everyone is talking about them.

We've officially sold out! Thank you, front and center!

But the milleni-yum falcon is jumping to light speed.

And may the fromage be with you.

- Hey! - Looks like you guys

are already in business.

Oh, you know, just for one night, cuz.

Oh, and we officially have enough money

- to make it home. - Oh, great.

Just in time too, lovelytheband's about to take the stage.

Oh, are you alone right now?

Yeah, yeah, I am, it's, uh, it's a new thing I'm trying.

Get used to it.

Wait, where's our boy?

Have they started singing yet?

Ladies and gentlemen.

And now, the moment you've been waiting for.

Please welcome lovelytheband!

♪ Dancing in your party dress ♪

♪ You were singing me ♪

♪ Some frank Sinatra ♪

♪ As you wept ♪

♪ Pull me close enough ♪

♪ It seems like we lost touch ♪

♪ So hold me as the record skips ♪

Wow...

This is so beautiful.

I think you're beautiful.

We love you!

♪ Maybe I'm just too good maybe I'll run away ♪

♪ Maybe I'm over you maybe I shouldn't stay ♪

♪ Maybe I just don't care maybe I talk too much ♪

♪ But baby, I'll be there yeah, baby, I'll be there ♪

♪ It's been a little hard... ♪

Um, you know, actually,

um, no, uh...

What's wrong?

Uhh...

Okay, well, for starters,

we... we... we like, just met, right?

Like, mere hours ago. And... and you have technically

not asked me on, like, a formal date,

and, uh, we don't know each other, like, at all.

Look, I think you should just maybe relax for a second, okay?

And just chill. Let's just...

Let's just have some fun.

Full disclosure, um...

I just want to hang out.

And, um, if that does not

float your battleship...

Uh...

I'm a big girl.

I'll understand.

It was nice meeting you, Molly Jenkins.

So long, Patrick j. Michaels.

♪ You always smell like a holiday ♪

♪ I'm still in love with you, though ♪

♪ It was springtime ♪

♪ You were still mine ♪

♪ Back when I felt whole ♪

Hi.

I like you.

Do you like me?

Yeah.

Yeah, I really do.

I'm sorry I missed the fireworks.

I was running through the field

and I jumped on top of this car...

♪ I'll be your right now ♪

♪ I'll be your forever ♪

♪ Oh, I'll be your last call... ♪

It was never about the fireworks.

Well?

♪ She said she really likes Springsteen ♪

♪ And I think I like that a lot ♪

♪ A flower child of the '70s ♪

♪ At least she thought that she was ♪

♪ She was wild, she was dangerous ♪

♪ In all the best ways ♪

♪ With a heart like that ♪

♪ She was never meant to be tamed ♪

- Come on up! - Come on up here!

♪ I'll be your right now ♪

♪ I'll be your forever ♪

♪ Oh, I'll be your last call... ♪

I love you guys!

You know, it's funny.

If you would have told me yesterday

I was chasing after a false dream,

that I was trying to live a movie version of myself,

I would have said you're crazy.

I guess sometimes you've gotta fall before you realize

you were walking in the wrong direction.

How was my high school experience?

One of waking up.

And you know what I realized?

Life isn't a movie.

It's better.

♪ I'll be your right now ♪

♪ I'll be your forever ♪

♪ Oh, I'll be your last call ♪