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No. 17 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,120 Shall we? Yes. 18 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,440 I appreciate you seeing me so late in the day. 19 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,480 I'm liking the dress. Ha! 20 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:04,800 Are you going somewhere? 21 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:08,200 Er, Thai food with parents from Liv's old class. 22 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,520 Felix always used to drag me to those. 23 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:12,040 And Nathan? 24 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,120 We're meeting for a drink, before. 25 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:16,640 He - he wants to chat. 26 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,320 A date? Ha. 27 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,680 Sounds hopeful. 28 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:21,400 What? 29 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,440 Heart rate's a little raised. 30 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,320 It's only a drink. 31 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,880 And that's a surgeon talking. I'll take your word for it. 32 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:30,360 But have it on record - 33 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,080 I think it's a mistake... 34 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:33,360 Thanks. 35 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,200 ..you and Nathan breaking up. 36 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:40,880 I cheated on him, Leni. 37 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,960 Perhaps there are some things you just can't forgive. 38 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,600 And if he could? 39 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:49,840 I'm not talking about this any more. 40 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,440 My brother tells me Liv's... 41 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:55,600 Ah, South America, gap year. Back late tomorrow, in fact. 42 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:57,720 She's going to... Study law. 43 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,240 Zander said. 44 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,840 Oh. Note to self - do not tell Zander anything. 45 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:04,960 How are you? 46 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,360 How's Felix? 47 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,720 Doing something rather complicated 48 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:10,600 with cryptocurrencies. 49 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,720 Work's been crazy. 50 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,880 I'm juggling surgical with my cardio research. 51 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:17,080 PHONE PINGS Ah. Sorry. 52 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,200 I have a patient in dire need of a heart. 53 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:28,240 So... 54 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,520 ..how can I help you, Leni? 55 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,440 Same as you do with everyone. 56 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,280 I want a divorce. 57 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,680 LAUGHS 58 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:43,880 Why, Leni? 59 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,920 But it's Felix. 60 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,920 Leni, there must... 61 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,800 There must be something. 62 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,480 I need to know I can trust you. 63 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,560 Always. 64 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:05,480 {\an8}VO: How do you know when a marriage is over? 65 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,680 {\an8}When is the moment to call it quits? 66 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,800 {\an8}If marriage is the conquest and divorce the inquest, 67 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:16,920 {\an8}can there ever be the good divorce? 68 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,800 {\an8}I am Ruth Defoe 69 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:24,760 {\an8}and I'm a family lawyer at Noble Hale Defoe, 70 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:27,600 one of London's leading family law firms, 71 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:30,920 and this is NHD's LoveCast, 72 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:35,440 the podcast that each week talks to real couples 73 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,400 about real marriage 74 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,120 and real divorce, 75 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:43,360 and asks, "How did we get here?" 76 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,440 and, "Where do we go now?" 77 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,840 Coming to you live from London, 78 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:51,720 the divorce capital of the world. 79 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,320 Well, you're not actually live. LAUGHS 80 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:55,720 Yes, thank you, James. 81 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:57,680 Do you have to do that? I've got to lay the table. 82 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:59,560 Well, yes, but I'm just finishing my thing. 83 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,320 Er, just let me... That's very kind of you. 84 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,080 Are you touching up your roots? 85 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,280 What?! No. What?! 86 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,600 I'll deny that in court. 87 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:10,960 I have asked my father 88 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,000 to snip out a little bit of the grey. 89 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,520 Did you FaceTime the kids? 90 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:17,560 Yeah - child three was making dubious TikToks 91 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,920 about some lyrics I really hope she doesn't understand. 92 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,400 Child two is still giving me the cold shoulder, 93 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,560 but he did let me help him with his homework last week, 94 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:25,960 so it's fine. 95 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,920 Although variables in algebra, that's... 96 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,760 Now, that's challenging, even for me. 97 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:31,960 Until I reminded him 98 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,440 that algebra is a lot like relationships. 99 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,000 Do you ever look at your X and wonder Y? 100 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,920 Why is that funny, again? 101 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,720 Tomorrow - Liv. 102 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:42,440 Yeah, five o'clock, Stansted - 103 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,480 I'll be there. I'll pick her up, drive her home, 104 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:47,200 act casual, say nothing, cos little does she know... 105 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,640 Yay! 106 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:51,760 ..the entire Defoe clan will be waiting for her... 107 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,280 GRAVELY: ..to welcome the traveller returned. 108 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,160 Was that your attempt at Attenborough? 109 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,880 It's Hardy - Tom. Not Thomas. 110 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:00,120 LAUGHS 111 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:08,800 Have you signed it yet? 112 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,880 Um... 113 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,440 Not yet. 114 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:19,040 Appreciate the movement on Christmas, though. 115 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,440 Oh, well, there's a lot to be said 116 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,160 for taking up the slack on Boxing Day. 117 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,240 They'll have been fed, presents given. 118 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:25,560 What's not to like? 119 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:29,160 Family home to be retained by Mrs Stern. 120 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,680 Mr Stern to reside elsewhere till... 121 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,960 ..last child heads to college. 122 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,600 And/or prison - delete as applicable. 123 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,640 So... 124 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:45,440 ..technically, we're really doing this. 125 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:46,760 Technically... 126 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 ..almost there. 127 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:53,960 Lot to be said for... 128 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:57,320 ..a good divorce - yay for us. 129 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,000 WEAKLY: Yay. 130 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:09,040 Um...full transparency on relationship status 131 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,200 for the first...two years. 132 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:14,760 There's only so many swipes to the right a girl can ignore. 133 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,000 We should talk about that. 134 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,720 Yes, we should. 135 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:26,480 I was hoping that's why you wanted to chat. 136 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,480 Hannah... 137 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:30,880 Right... 138 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,200 There you two are. 139 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,640 I said to Mike, I wondered if we'd see you in here first. 140 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:35,800 Do you mind if we join you? 141 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:38,160 Good to get a couple of glasses in before dinner. 142 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:41,120 Yeah. Can I get you something? Uh-uh. 143 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:42,520 WHISPERS: Fucking hell. 144 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:43,840 Jesus... 145 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,240 BOTH LAUGH 146 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,000 BELL CHIMES 147 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,320 Well, hello, everybody, 148 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,880 and welcome to this week's fellowship meeting. 149 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,880 It's great to see so many of you here. 150 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:58,400 This week, we'll be looking at our health and wellbeing 151 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,480 and the challenges that face us 152 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,840 over the next seven days and how to... 153 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,640 VOICE FADES 154 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,880 TOY SQUEAKS NINA LAUGHS 155 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,280 She was wearing... Cheesy! 156 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,520 No, don't be a spoilsport. I need this. 157 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:29,200 Now, keep on talking. Dungarees. 158 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:31,480 Why the hell did we decide to walk? 159 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:34,000 Because that's what you do when you go camping 160 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,840 in the Lake District. Tell him, Ronnie. 161 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:37,640 Oh, we had some memorable trips. 162 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:39,240 It was rather wonderful, 163 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,560 not least because Oscar always used to get drunk 164 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,960 on the first night. LAUGHTER 165 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,920 Soon to be recreated again. 166 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,000 So can we go back to my story, please? 167 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,920 Yes. So we were walking 168 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,800 and we climb over this stile, 169 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:57,200 and then suddenly...she's gone, 170 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,680 halfway down a ravine. 171 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:03,360 Come on. You're so dramatic. It was a ditch. 172 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,880 Trousers ripped straight through to her... 173 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,280 Bare arse - out. 174 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,880 Yeah, and that's when I knew. 175 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,720 Like I said, it's so cheesy. 176 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:14,520 No, but you see, this is so interesting. 177 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:17,040 One of the big questions I ask my clients is, 178 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,000 when do they know a marriage is done? 179 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,400 And they often speak of it in similar terms. 180 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,320 The moment of germination 181 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,920 has unique parallels with termination. 182 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,120 To not killing them. 183 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:31,960 Yet. Yeah. Yet. Yes. Yeah. 184 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,360 Saving a fortune and charging them rent. 185 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,400 And getting rid of all that shit they accumulate. 186 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:38,720 Running machine. Oh, my God. 187 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,160 The self-tanning booth. 188 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,400 The loom. The loom! The loom! 189 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,400 MIKE: You two are so great. 190 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,960 Seriously, how have you done it? 191 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:51,800 We haven't done it yet. I guess... 192 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,640 We looked at one another and realised we'd spent 193 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,680 most of our life together. 194 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:00,880 A good life. 195 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,920 And to let that all go to waste... 196 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,520 So a few months of wrangling and heartache 197 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:09,640 was worth it to be able to still look at one another 198 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,880 and like one another before... 199 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,280 ..finally signing on the dotted line. 200 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,000 GEMMA: Aw. Anyway, here's to us. 201 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,160 Cheers. Yeah, cheers. 202 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,000 So you...you signed? 203 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,760 Um, return of post. 204 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,560 TRUDY: Oh, Kate! Should be on Zander's desk 205 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,960 in the morning. At last! 206 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,360 KATE: Oh, sorry. Sorry. 207 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,600 Crazy amount of work spilled over into the end of my day. 208 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,160 That's all right. I wasn't sure 209 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,960 you were going to make it. Anyway - Mike. 210 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,040 Hi. And this is Gemma. 211 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,600 - Gemma, hi. - Oh, hi. 212 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,480 - Lovely to meet you. - Lovely to meet you. 213 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:43,120 And of course, you know Nathan. And then there's Connor... 214 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:48,240 And this is Hannah, Nathan's ex. 215 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:51,920 Hannah, Nathan's told me so much about you. 216 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,680 Though you'd never know it. 217 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,240 God knows why they let it end. 218 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,960 NATHAN: Er... 219 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,480 Well, er... 220 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,600 It's, er... 221 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:03,120 It's...it's probably a lot like, well, algebra. 222 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,400 Relationships are a lot like algebra. 223 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:09,360 Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? 224 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,040 Ooh! Ho-ho-ho! 225 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,080 NATHAN: Not my best. 226 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,520 Would you like something? 227 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:20,200 Oh, just some water. 228 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,560 She is the most amazing child psychologist. 229 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,680 Do you know, I had to bribe her to get on the school board? 230 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,400 And she writes. 231 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,600 I know. Don't you hate her? 232 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,600 She's got a new book coming out. 233 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:33,840 Huh. 234 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,560 Hello, cheeky chops. 235 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,440 DOOR SLAMS Sorry. 236 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,520 Is everything OK? 237 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,200 Hmm, yeah. 238 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:53,400 Down two bottles and lots of nappy action. 239 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,520 Do you want to take her next week as well? 240 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,760 No, don't encourage him - it's your baby. 241 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,080 I know, it's just, you can do it better than me. 242 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,080 And I'm not a salaried lawyer with a Master's. 243 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,320 You're doing great. 244 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:06,200 Great. Oh, can I have a cuddle? 245 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,280 Yeah. 246 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,040 Hello! 247 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,920 Hannah not home yet? 248 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,720 No, she's at the grand reunion. 249 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,680 Oh! Well, that's a good sign. 250 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:19,040 Oh, Ma, you found it. 251 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,160 Yeah, one of the advantages 252 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,240 of having your entire life in boxes. 253 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,520 Family christening robe. 254 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,680 Which incidentally you still haven't replied to. 255 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,120 Which incidentally is a bit weird. 256 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,440 You haven't set foot in a church since my wedding. 257 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,160 Yeah. And again, I don't care. 258 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,720 Um, he won't be very happy, upstairs. 259 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,400 Or do you prefer the term "higher power"? 260 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,520 Nice vicar - Glen. 261 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,960 Yes, he of the cock-fumbling incident 262 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,720 says that "God" or "higher power" is fine. 263 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,000 He doesn't give a shite. 264 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,320 Now, shut up and listen because... 265 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,120 Er, James? 266 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,720 Will you be godparents? 267 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,280 Yes! 268 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:59,680 And yes and yes! 269 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,160 Oh! 270 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,280 Yeah. 271 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,520 Wow. Thank you. Good. 272 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,200 Yeah. 273 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,440 Awesome. 274 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,240 What's wrong? 275 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,760 Pity parents. 276 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:16,480 QUIETLY: Fuck. 277 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,040 DOOR CLOSES 278 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,320 FELIX: Len. 279 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,720 Leni, what are you doing in the dark? 280 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,800 I'm starving. Want me to cook? 281 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,520 Yeah, I had Tommy on the phone talking to me on the way back. 282 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,960 He really hates that school. 283 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,800 I was thinking we could drive up 284 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,600 for the weekend. 285 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,760 You are the kindest man... 286 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,560 ..I have ever known, Felix. 287 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,840 If you tell me you're on damn call tonight, I'm... 288 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,600 PHONE BUZZES 289 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,160 You are. You are. You're on bloody call. 290 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,240 Thank you. I'm just coming. 291 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:03,320 What? I'm staying at the flat. 292 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,600 It's easier for work. 293 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,600 The boys will stay here. 294 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,760 Leni... 295 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,000 Leonora. 296 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,560 I don't understand. 297 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:14,680 I'm leaving... 298 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,160 ..you. 299 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,520 DOORBELL RINGS 300 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,520 I'm leaving you. 301 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,200 DOOR OPENS 302 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,880 NATHAN: So I turned around... 303 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,320 ..and that was it, 304 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:46,400 my career in Mexican law was over in the first meeting! 305 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:50,280 She said, "Your evidence is circumstantial 306 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,920 "and your suit is criminal." 307 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,240 LAUGHTER 308 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,680 I needed a nap... 309 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:58,120 ..a taco and several margaritas. 310 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:01,720 That is hilarious. 311 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,200 So, I'm sorry, I've been banging on. 312 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,400 No, not at all. 313 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,720 No, that's fine. It was... 314 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:10,000 I didn't know you had children at the school. 315 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,360 I don't have children at all. Not yet. 316 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,520 Don't leave it too long. 317 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,600 Yeah, I'm not sure I could have done the work I do 318 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:16,640 if I'd had them before. 319 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,240 There's a certain intensity to my job. 320 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,960 I'm not sure it would have been conducive 321 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 to being a parent. Really? 322 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,160 CHUCKLES DRILY 323 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,520 Well, if that was the case, then... 324 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,520 ..none of us would have done it. 325 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:30,200 I'm not presuming, of course. It's just... 326 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,080 ..when I'm a mother, 327 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,400 I want to be there. 328 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,280 Research has shown, in the early years, 329 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,400 if a mother can be there to maintain stability 330 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,200 for the children and the marriage... 331 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,640 What? 332 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,680 People won't get divorced? 333 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,960 No, but I might argue 334 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,520 that a present mother might be able to mitigate 335 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:50,440 the damaging effects of a marital break-up. 336 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,760 So what are you saying? That... 337 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,360 EXHALES 338 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,440 ..if you're not there, then... 339 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:59,560 ..you're destined to screw up your kids, 340 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,680 if you're a working mother in the midst of a break-up? 341 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,480 MIKE: Dangerous terrain. 342 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:09,040 You've got Hannah on her pet subject. 343 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,920 She's on the divorce front line. 344 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,320 TRUDY: In every respect. 345 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:14,160 LAUGHTER 346 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,720 Specialist subject. 347 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,640 It just seems a little, erm... 348 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,040 CHUCKLES 349 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,880 It's retrograde and, frankly, it's rather anti-feminist 350 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:24,440 and presumptuous to assume that 351 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,120 the end of a marriage need be carnage. 352 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,440 You will see, I'm...I'm in full agreement. 353 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,120 In my new book, 354 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:34,440 I argue for ways to avoid marital warfare. 355 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,640 What's the title of your new book? 356 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,920 Divorce And Its Legacy - Does It Have To Mean War? 357 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,320 Well, I can see straight away we're not, 358 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:45,600 cos you already assume divorce as a state of conflict. 359 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,440 You're already aligning the language of battle, 360 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,760 you know, erm, front line... 361 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,640 ..marital warfare, with the end of marriage. 362 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,560 In my work, I find these tend to be appropriate, 363 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,880 often fuelled and perpetuated 364 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,240 sometimes, I'm afraid, by family lawyers like yourself 365 00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,880 who thrive on such conflict. 366 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,440 And I'd go as far to say, at times, 367 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,320 it's your raison d'etre. OK, Kate... 368 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,960 With respect... 369 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,800 CHUCKLES DRILY 370 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,440 ..you don't know family law. 371 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:14,000 The principle at the heart of any decent family lawyer 372 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,000 is the quest for the... 373 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,160 ..good divorce. 374 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,480 And sure, I believe you believe that, 375 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,000 but every parent wants what's right for their family, 376 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,960 and it is their intention at the start 377 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,720 to do as well and as best they can. 378 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,920 It doesn't serve the legal system to make it easy. 379 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,240 You know, easy means less income, 380 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,240 without questioning the damaging effects 381 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,080 an acrimonious divorce can cause 382 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,640 and the scars it leaves on our little people. 383 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,200 Little people? 384 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,680 But maybe we need to agree to differ. 385 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,640 Yeah, I'll second that. 386 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,520 MIKE: Right then, more wine? 387 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,000 Yes. Yes. 388 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,360 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. There we go. 389 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,960 LIGHT-HEARTED CHATTER 390 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,280 QUIETLY: Oh, dear. 391 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,240 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 392 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,520 Oh, hi. 393 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,320 Isn't Kate great? 394 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,440 DRYER BLASTS 395 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,000 Great. 396 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,240 DRYER STOPS 397 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,360 What? 398 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,960 Great! 399 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,480 DRYER BLASTS 400 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,280 EXHALES 401 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,480 Hannah, I'm so sorry. 402 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:41,040 Tonight was so awkward, 403 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:44,040 and I really wanted us to get along. 404 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,320 I'm a huge admirer of your work. 405 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:49,040 I often cite one of your cases, Blake and Newton, 406 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,800 as an extraordinary example 407 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,200 of a family lawyer's perseverance to reunite 408 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,080 an estranged mother with her child. 409 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,760 And I didn't know 410 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,120 that Nathan hadn't told you that I was coming. 411 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,760 But he did tell you that we're still married? 412 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,000 Hannah! Mike can drive you home. 413 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,080 Goodnight. 414 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,800 Thanks. 415 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,200 Hannah... 416 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,880 ..I, er, did try to tell you. Not hard enough. 417 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,600 HANNAH: Thanks, Mike. 418 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,400 EXHALES 419 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,560 BREATHES RAGGEDLY 420 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,880 WHIMPERS 421 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,840 SOBS: Fuck! 422 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,320 Fuck. 423 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,840 WAILS 424 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,080 Agh! 425 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:38,360 DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE 426 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,560 RUTH: Hannah? 427 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,360 Hannah. 428 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,160 Christ, I thought somebody had broken in. 429 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,560 Sorry, didn't mean to wake you. 430 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,720 SIGHS 431 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,080 SNIFFLES 432 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,640 How was dinner? 433 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,760 And Nathan? 434 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,360 He wasn't supposed to fall for someone else. 435 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,440 Oh, Hannah! 436 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,440 Are you sure? 437 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,200 Oh... Oh, yeah, yeah. 438 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,840 Oh, darling... 439 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,720 SOBS 440 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,360 Is she a contender? 441 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,640 Hmm? 442 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,400 SNIFFLES 443 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,920 Oh... 444 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,720 Why can't they ever just stick with meaningless sex? 445 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:14,760 SOBS TURN TO LAUGHS 446 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,720 RUTH CHUCKLES 447 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:21,720 Oh... 448 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,440 If it's of any interest... 449 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,960 ...I had a call from Christie last week. 450 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,240 He was picking my brains about a client of his. 451 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,920 Right. 452 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:39,880 How's, erm...? 453 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,480 New York? Yeah. 454 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,560 Good. 455 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,320 He asked about you. 456 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,560 I said you were doing fine. 457 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,520 I am. I am. I'm fine. 458 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,520 CLEARS THROAT 459 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,120 My soon-to-be ex-husband is screwing 460 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,600 possibly one of the most sanctimonious women 461 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,480 I've ever met. Oh, prick. 462 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,680 DOOR SLAMS 463 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,280 Vinnie? 464 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,400 Your dad loves you. 465 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,560 Us. Vinnie... 466 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,240 Hannah hasn't texted yet. 467 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,560 Do you think that's a good sign? 468 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,280 Er... 469 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,600 ..I don't know. 470 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,520 You know something. 471 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,000 What? 472 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,440 Don't you think they could get back together? 473 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,360 I-I don't know. 474 00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,480 CLEARS THROAT 475 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,600 What are you not telling me? 476 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:02,960 James? 477 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,600 Nothing. Just leave it. 478 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,320 You were so... 479 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,320 ..excited about the whole... 480 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:17,080 ..Nina "will you be godparents?" thing. 481 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,520 I didn't get "so" excited. 482 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,560 But it is pretty cool. 483 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,000 It's humiliating. 484 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:27,360 It's like...a booby prize. 485 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,840 Oh, great, you guys - 486 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,480 just need to go through the humiliation of proving 487 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,400 you can look after someone else's sprog 488 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,920 and then maybe, maybe, 489 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,520 you can adopt. 490 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,680 Are you delirious, 491 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,120 or do you seriously believe the crap coming out 492 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,240 of your mouth right now? 493 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,080 It's true. It's amazing. 494 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,800 It's humbling, it's astonishing... 495 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:55,760 ..that we have been charged with providing love 496 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,480 and godly advice. No, no, no. 497 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:01,920 Not the God as we know it. Our version. 498 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,880 The "peace, love, 499 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:07,000 "eat all you want, smoke what you want, 500 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:12,240 "dance all you want, love, hug..." buffet, 501 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:16,000 before the two little perfect ready-made muggers 502 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:19,320 we're going to adopt arrive to keep us busy. 503 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:20,920 Two? 504 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,480 Possibly three. 505 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,120 Maybe even four. 506 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,480 Four?! 507 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,040 Just need Nathan to check the adoption papers 508 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,760 and post the bloody thing, 509 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,440 and then... 510 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,640 We'll be parents. Hmm. 511 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,240 Say it. 512 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,200 You're the good daddy. 513 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:43,000 BOTH LAUGH 514 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,040 Louder, louder. 515 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,120 You're the... You're the... 516 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,720 JAMES LAUGHS HEARTILY 517 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:54,520 I love you. 518 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,200 I love you. 519 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,760 SIGHS 520 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,400 MUSIC 521 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,880 # Easy come but hard to go 522 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,480 # People stare... # 523 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,960 PHONE CHIMES 524 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,000 # Why do I feel so alone? 525 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:06,920 Oh, please! 526 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,680 # Don't you wish 527 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:13,600 # We could just let go of this? # 528 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,520 Hi, this is Christie Carmichael's answerphone. 529 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,600 Please leave a message, or you can... 530 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,760 Mum, Mum! She's back. 531 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,640 You might want to see this. 532 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,560 Oh! 533 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,000 MAN: ..Sao Paulo, in Brazil. 534 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,560 Yeah. 535 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,160 Fantastic. And then to Cartagena. 536 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,600 Liv! 537 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,680 Hola, Mama! 538 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,080 Oh! 539 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,000 Gael, this is my mum. 540 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,560 Hola, madre de Livvy. 541 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,960 Oh, erm... Hola. 542 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,840 Oh! 543 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,040 Your dad was picking you up at... 544 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,040 There was an earlier flight 545 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,520 and there were some spaces, so we... 546 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,160 Hopped on it. 547 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,520 He is from... Argentina, 548 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,360 and I'm already going to apologise 549 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,400 for my bad English. 550 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,240 No, no, he speaks English fine. 551 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,800 No, I'm bad at English. 552 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,920 No. Si! No! 553 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,680 LAUGHS NERVOUSLY It's, erm... 554 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,000 Just can we... 555 00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,640 ..erm... 556 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,720 ..rewind here, Liv? 557 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,440 And we're getting married. 558 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,640 Wow. 559 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,240 Do you want another coffee? Uh-huh. 560 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,520 Cafe? Si. 561 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:11,640 OK. 562 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,080 Hola. 563 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,800 Hola. 564 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,920 WHISPERS: What the fuck...? 565 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,400 I can't believe you didn't tell me 566 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,640 Nathan met someone. Er... 567 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,320 Uh-uh. 568 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,440 OK. Come on. 569 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,040 Adoption papers are ready to sign and send - check. 570 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,680 RINGING TONE 571 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,160 Let's go. NINA: OK, the low-down - 572 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,560 she's not answering my texts. 573 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,440 OK, kid shrink. Late 30s, early 40s. 574 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,120 Pretty hot. No kids. 575 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,080 Yeah, then, of course she's pretty hot. 576 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,360 This is Nathan. 577 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,000 Yeah, and he's having sex. 578 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,320 Yeah, but Hannah says it's serious. 579 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,160 Well, it has been ten months. 580 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,320 They're not divorced yet. Are you... 581 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,680 Are you sticking up for him? 582 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,720 No, I'm just saying we don't have all the facts yet. 583 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,360 I know you don't. OK. OK. 584 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,720 Hi. 585 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,120 Good morning. 586 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,800 Morning. 587 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,360 How did this happen? 588 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,840 I presume the same way we met - 589 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,280 bar, booze, hilarious repartee... 590 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,200 Who is he? What's he like? 591 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,400 Tall, dark... Handsome? 592 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,400 Possibly, probably. I was mentally concussed. 593 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,160 And also they brought back some god-awful strong coffee, 594 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,600 so also possibly stoned out of my mind on caffeine. 595 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,080 Has she forgotten that she's got university in three months? 596 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,760 And Durham, the last time I looked, 597 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,720 is several thousand miles from Argentina. 598 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,680 Well, why else do they want to ensure he can stay? 599 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,000 Yeah, he's brainwashed her. 600 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,760 More likely she's brainwashed him, cos he's moving his life here. 601 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,880 What life? Does he have a career? 602 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,720 Possibly something in electronics? 603 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,520 Oh, great. Oh, great - a geek! 604 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,760 At least James'll have some company. 605 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,240 So, what do you want, Nathan? 606 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,000 Yes, it is utterly and obviously crazy. 607 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,680 Kids don't get married any more. 608 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:57,640 They get... They get ankle tattoos and a TikTok account. 609 00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:01,360 But the one consolation with this whole sorry mess 610 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,880 is that we are best positioned to do both prenup 611 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,040 and divorce for Liv when she comes through this. 612 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,880 She's not going through anything. She's not crossing any threshold. 613 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,520 She's not doing anything ever - period, finished. 614 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,080 You're wearing the same shirt as yesterday. 615 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,480 Er, yeah, I'm wearing the same shirt. 616 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:22,800 Han... 617 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,240 Two years, full transparency... Oh, for goodness' sake... 618 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,800 ..as it says in our agreement. That was part of the parent plan. 619 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,960 I didn't think it literally... We're still married. 620 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,520 Yeah, as you were when... Oh, God, no. 621 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,840 If you're going to... What? Tell it as it is? 622 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,080 Is it serious? 623 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,320 Han... 624 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,960 Coward! 625 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,600 SIGHS 626 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,120 SIGHS 627 00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,360 Breathe... 628 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,880 KNOCK ON DOOR 629 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,120 Go away. 630 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:12,760 Hannah... 631 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,880 I'm... I'm fine. 632 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,840 Er... First Countess of Brode is on her way up. 633 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,000 I called reception to take her straight through. 634 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,960 Shit. Yeah. Shit. 635 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,840 Shit! I was going to be the buffer. 636 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,760 Yeah, it's notoriously unpleasant when they meet. 637 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,280 Countess of Brode. 638 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,600 Yeah. If you'd like to take a seat, they'll be with you in a moment. 639 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,560 Er, no. 640 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,960 It's too late. 641 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,440 Isn't that...? Yeah. 642 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,760 With the second Mrs...? Mm-hm. 643 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,680 I thought we signed that prenup off months ago. 644 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:04,800 Drawn up, was to be signed, 645 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,760 and then he died two weeks before the wedding, 646 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:10,360 and now the first countess is making her claim on the estate. 647 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,120 No opposing counsel? Uh-uh. 648 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,720 No, the countess prefers to represent herself. 649 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,480 What's in the box? 650 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,200 A disgusting number of billable hours. 651 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:21,560 Want to sit in? Oh, hell, yeah. 652 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,360 This is deliberate provocation. 653 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,720 You asked for some of his things. 654 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,200 The fact you find it so upsetting reveals to me 655 00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:34,720 exactly why the earl kept you in the dark. 656 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,920 The fact that you choose to keep the title and the name 657 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,400 even after Andrew divorced you, 658 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,880 that's perverse. The title still remains, 659 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,960 even if the marriage did not. 660 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,480 Let's... Let's calm down. 661 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,800 Now, our client is naturally upset 662 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,360 that this has just been landed on her. 663 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,600 She's grieving. 664 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,400 Well, she's not alone in that. 665 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,880 Officially, I remain a countess, 666 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,600 but then, we were at least married. 667 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:03,520 It's hard to find the appropriate term for... 668 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,120 What, a...child bride? 669 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:10,000 Oh, no, not bride. She never got to walk down the aisle. 670 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:13,600 Let's agree on the earl's bit on the side. 671 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,880 Fiancee. I was Andrew's fiancee. 672 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,240 Countess, I'm going to have to ask you 673 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,760 to refrain from such language, please. 674 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,760 Of course. My apologies. 675 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,520 In the near decade 676 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,600 my client and the earl have lived together 677 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,320 at Brode Hall... 678 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,480 ..now, they have allowed you 679 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,240 to stay on the estate, Caroline. 680 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,200 Now, we have asked you, nicely, 681 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:41,440 to move out of the cottage, 682 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:45,520 and, in turn, you agreed to kindly ensure 683 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,200 the return of his books, paintings, clothes. 684 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:50,600 Things I know you have kept of his, 685 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,120 things I know you will try and take, 686 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,400 but now you are refusing to move out, 687 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,000 and this is what you send me. 688 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,600 These are not... 689 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,320 They do not belong to him. 690 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,920 I'm afraid they do. 691 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:13,280 Some of them... he had made personally. 692 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,720 Do you see? Do you see what I am dealing with here? 693 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,360 Our client is within her rights, 694 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,320 as you are a tenant, to have you evicted. 695 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,720 I'd hardly call myself a tenant. 696 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,280 You, however... 697 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,560 Countess, may we ask you to be respectful? 698 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,440 Andrew has been dead less than a month. 699 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,040 Quite. So, shall we move on to the case in point? 700 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:33,920 Agreed. 701 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,160 And it is my understanding that, legally, 702 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,840 it is you who needs to vacate the property. 703 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,520 Read my lips, Caroline. 704 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,480 Your relationship with Andrew was over. 705 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,280 Yet still he liked to visit. She's lying. 706 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,120 Regularly. India. 707 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,320 As we said in our last letter, 708 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,360 the terms of your divorce arrangement 709 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,600 were that your former husband 710 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,360 would maintain you in the estate's cottage, but upon death, 711 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,960 that you would need to vacate the property. 712 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,400 As is agreed in his will. 713 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:06,880 Composed before I knew he was screwing Miss Rossiter. 714 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,760 And, of course, before he started to... 715 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,800 ..visit me. 716 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:16,080 Since then, there have been certain adjustments. 717 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:19,680 May I advise you to check Andrew's most recent will? 718 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:21,200 INDIA GASPS 719 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,440 Don't. 720 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:27,120 If only you had shown the same spirit in the bedroom, 721 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,480 then perhaps, my sweet India, 722 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,600 {\an8}he might not have come scurrying back to me. 723 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:41,760 No, actually! 724 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,960 Go back through the first settlement. 725 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,760 Speak to contentious probate 726 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,240 and ask them to send over the latest will. 727 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,520 Let's see what claim the countess has. 728 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,720 Oh, how wonderful! 729 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,160 Unbelievable. 730 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,520 Mm-hm. 731 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,440 Yeah, OK. Bye. 732 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,360 It makes no sense. 733 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,480 I have no answer for you, Felix. 734 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,680 She wants to end our marriage, Zander, with no explanation. 735 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:18,880 She's never said she was unhappy. 736 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,400 It doesn't make any sense. 737 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,920 I agree. 738 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,760 Please. She's your sister. Tell me... 739 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,280 And this is a mystery. 740 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,200 She's always been more like our father. 741 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:29,600 What I do know is, 742 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,400 whatever decision she came to, 743 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,760 it has not been done lightly. Are you representing her? 744 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,040 No! Really? 745 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,680 This is the first I've heard of this. 746 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:39,480 Felix, stay calm. There will be a reason, though. 747 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,440 My advice? 748 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,720 Get yourself the best lawyer. 749 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,480 And I'll talk to my sister. 750 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,360 All pretty basic stuff. 751 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,960 Name and address... 752 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,280 If you like, I can confirm 753 00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,960 that you don't have a criminal record. 754 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,320 LAUGHS NERVOUSLY 755 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,760 All in all, A-plus! 756 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,120 I'd give you my kid. 757 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,120 Amazing. Yeah, thanks. 758 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,800 Little bit cold. 759 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,920 You knock one sister, you knock them all. 760 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,160 Hannah told you? 761 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,000 Nice fleece. 762 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:24,120 Brain on a Bike. Here. 763 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,840 Genius. What is it you do, again? 764 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,760 Everything. IT-based. 765 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,200 BARISTA: James? Ah, coffee. 766 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,040 OK, you should know that I don't approve. 767 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:39,520 Mindless sex, OK, but Hannah says it's a thing. 768 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,280 The kid shrink's a thing. 769 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,360 Kid shrink - nice turn of phrase. Well? 770 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,520 If this is a chance to get me to talk about my feelings, 771 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,440 it'll take more than a cinnamon bun and a latte. 772 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,200 You still love Hannah. I know you do. 773 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:51,560 OK. And that's your hour. Who do I bill? You or her? 774 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,760 You are making a terrible mistake. I'm not talking to you any more. 775 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,760 You think she hates you now? Just wait till you tell Hannah. 776 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,360 Tell Hannah what? 777 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,360 Er, that it's crazy... 778 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,960 ..Liv getting married at 18. 779 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:07,840 Just tell her. 780 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,240 Yeah? Do it tonight. 781 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,520 She knows I'm keeping something from her. 782 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,240 She'll get it out of me. 783 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,560 And then, my friend, they'll all know. 784 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:22,880 Why's my brother-in-law 785 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,200 just been in my office a jabbering wreck? 786 00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:27,760 Did Leni come in to see you yesterday? 787 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,480 You need to talk to her. 788 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,560 I will. Right now, I want to hear it from you. 789 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,520 You know I can't betray a client's confidence. 790 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,400 This is family, Hannah. 791 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,440 And as family, I can only advise you... 792 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,200 Yes, I know the spiel. 793 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:45,160 Did she come to you about a divorce? 794 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,360 He's distraught. 795 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,920 They're the best marriage I know. It's... It's crazy. 796 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,640 I'm sorry. 797 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,400 SIGHS 798 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,840 I've known that man more than 20 years. 799 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,320 What the hell do I tell him? 800 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,360 What the hell does he tell his kids? 801 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,440 That people have reasons, 802 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,240 and reasons we don't always see, 803 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:19,920 reasons we don't always know... 804 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,240 She wants out... 805 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,000 ..of the marriage. 806 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:32,880 I'm sorry. 807 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,200 Have you signed those yet? 808 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,520 Melanie left a message, chasing. 809 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,000 I received Nathan's signed copies this morning. 810 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,200 Mm. 811 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:48,200 I'll tell her she can wait a few days. 812 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,240 No. 813 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,520 SIGHS 814 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:51,760 No. 815 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,200 Done. 816 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,080 Talk to Leni. 817 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,640 SIGHS 818 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,760 Hey. Hiya. 819 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,120 BLOWS RASPBERRY 820 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,800 Stop doing that. 821 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,440 Doing what? Stalking children, 822 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,280 like smiling at other people's babies - it's weird. 823 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,080 I'm just being nice. No, you're not. 824 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,920 You're being a daddy-in-the-making. It's freaking me out. 825 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,520 Well, now who's being weird? 826 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:42,920 Look, just find a cake, 827 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,040 or whatever it is you want to give Liv tonight, 828 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,400 and can we please go? 829 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,680 Yeah, I've got to fix some kid's laptop in N16 830 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:50,800 in 25 minutes, so... I can't. 831 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,880 I can't do this. Can't do it. I'm sorry, I just... 832 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,360 When I think of it, like, 833 00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,240 adopting someone else's kid... 834 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,080 I just... 835 00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,720 I just don't think I can do it. 836 00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,320 Come on. I mean, look at us - you know, we've got it all. 837 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,080 We can do this, Rose. 838 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,040 But you've got to have a bit of courage. 839 00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:15,120 Now, I can't drag you along on a dream you don't want. 840 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,840 So, please, just please, just keep up here. 841 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,280 OK? 842 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,440 You've got to grab it... 843 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,920 ..or you'll miss life. 844 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,360 I don't want to miss life. 845 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,000 James? 846 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,400 James! 847 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:35,960 Shit. 848 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,920 Fucking shit! 849 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,720 Shit. 850 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:49,040 INHALES SHARPLY 851 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:51,960 RINGING TONE 852 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,760 Pff... 853 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,080 This is Dr Leonora Hale's voicemail. 854 00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,120 Please leave a message after the tone. 855 00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,360 BEEP Leni, it's Hannah. 856 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,080 I hope you're OK. 857 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:05,360 I hear you've told Felix - he was in today. 858 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,160 Your brother's pretty shaken, so you might want to call him. 859 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,040 Um, we've got the initial documentation 860 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,040 for the petition, and I can get that sent over to you 861 00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,640 and signed tonight, if that's what you want. 862 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,600 But talking as someone 863 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,720 who knows what it's like not to have all the facts, 864 00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:29,280 there...there is a danger, 865 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:33,640 when one is economical with truth that, um... 866 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,680 ..you can leave people behind. 867 00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:41,360 Felix deserves the truth, he deserves a reason, 868 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,560 because however bad it is... 869 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,920 ..it's better for him to know 870 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,760 than for him to be left blindly 871 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,160 sifting through the past, wanting... 872 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,080 ..hoping for things to be different. 873 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,600 SIGHS OK... 874 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,000 Call me back. 875 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,280 GROANS Oh, God... 876 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,520 Yeah, just get back to me end of play today. 877 00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,200 OK. OK. 878 00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:15,240 Hi. Hi. 879 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,240 What was that earlier? 880 00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,680 I heard you and Zander sparring. 881 00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:21,640 Just pissed off I was late for dinner last night. 882 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,120 You should've called him. 883 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,840 I was a little distracted. 884 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,400 SIGHS 885 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,600 You free again tonight? Erm... 886 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,000 Tonight, I will be welcoming my niece back 887 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,480 from South America. Oh. 888 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,840 And newly engaged! 889 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,640 Oh! I know, right? 890 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,000 Now I really feel like the only spinster in the village. 891 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:41,120 Ha! 892 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:44,400 You've never even got close? 893 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,040 Mm. What? 894 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,520 No, come on, I don't believe that. 895 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:48,960 Possibly, drunkenly. 896 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,600 Only when not sober. 897 00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,160 Undoubtedly, alcohol-induced, 898 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,160 alcohol being the main accompaniment 899 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,720 to most of my relationships. 900 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,200 Bar this one. 901 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,320 You sure you aren't free later? 902 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:07,560 No. 903 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,040 HANNAH: This is ridiculous. 904 00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,000 Great... 905 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,640 Good. Well, get back to me on that. Yeah, sure, all right. 906 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,560 Leni, what the hell is going on? 907 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,200 I can't talk to you here, Zander. 908 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:28,080 This doesn't make any sense! Why? 909 00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,920 Because it's over! 910 00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,320 Because it's the best thing to do, 911 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,480 the only thing to do. 912 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,160 You sound like Dad. 913 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,400 Cold and straight to the point. 914 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,720 I have a man... 915 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,040 ..who may die if I don't find him a heart. 916 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,400 So I don't have time for this now, Zander. 917 00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,400 Bottom corner. 918 00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,320 A new provision for the first Countess of Brode, 919 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,800 signed and dated by the earl two months back. 920 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,760 All the assets reverted back to Caroline. 921 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,480 And India? 922 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:07,640 Nothing. 923 00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,000 WHISPERS: Oh, damn. 924 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,560 India will get some sort of provision, of course, 925 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,280 but the house is a...crumbling pile. 926 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,320 Once inheritance tax has taken its whack, 927 00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:17,440 there's not much left. 928 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,120 Well, this isn't about money. 929 00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,280 It's about a woman scorned. 930 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,640 Hmm. 931 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,640 You want me to call India? No. 932 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,440 I'll do it. You... 933 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:29,720 Hmm? 934 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,560 ..can get that couriered back to the dowager, 935 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,080 if you like. 936 00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,080 Oh, no need. 937 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,320 She's in with Ma, for her podcast. 938 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,120 Wow. Mm. 939 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,360 Wow. 940 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,640 RUTH: Many people will be asking themselves, 941 00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:45,440 "What was the attraction, 942 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:48,800 "the hold you still had over your ex-husband?" 943 00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:51,960 I suppose because I was able to show him 944 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,200 what he'd been missing. 945 00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:56,360 With her? No. With me. 946 00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:02,280 He'd beg me to let him go home... 947 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,640 You could see, at the end of our... 948 00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,240 ..sessions... 949 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,680 He'd arrive all uptight. 950 00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:14,800 After a couple of hours with me, 951 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,200 he was fine... 952 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,800 ..to go back to the humdrum of life... 953 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,160 ..to her... 954 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,240 ..to the safety. 955 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,920 COUNTESS: Isn't that why we all stray? 956 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:33,200 To remind ourselves that we can? 957 00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:35,960 But in the knowledge that life... 958 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,200 ..real life... 959 00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:40,600 ..is at home, 960 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,200 waiting. 961 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:45,080 I'd done 27 years of that. 962 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:48,120 I know better than anyone the comfort of normal. 963 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:51,280 Boring. 964 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:56,320 Silly fool didn't really understand it until he left me. 965 00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:02,360 And then I reminded myself, once a countess... 966 00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,440 ..always a countess. 967 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,360 We only have this one life, 968 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,040 and if a marriage still has a pulse, 969 00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,360 then it's more than likely worth reviving. 970 00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,360 The mistake I made... 971 00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:21,040 ..letting him go in the first place. 972 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,840 PHONE VIBRATES 973 00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,800 You OK? Yep. 974 00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,600 Just finishing off, erm... 975 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,760 ..I'll meet you in five? Sure. 976 00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,880 Er...don't ever leave me. 977 00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:54,120 Or if you do... 978 00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,080 ..just be honest about it, OK? 979 00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,160 Of course. Hey! 980 00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,840 My agreements - can I just check on something? 981 00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,200 On my desk. 982 00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:17,080 Enjoy your night. Thanks, Hannah. You too. 983 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:35,920 LIFT DINGS 984 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:38,800 Ready? 985 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,560 PHONE RINGS 986 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,760 Hi. KATE: Hey. 987 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,960 Just checking in. 988 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,160 Have fun tonight. Thank you. 989 00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:58,800 Nathan? 990 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,080 I want to do this. 991 00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:05,960 Love you. 992 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,400 Nathan? 993 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,800 Yes, thank you. 994 00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:14,160 Erm, I've got to... I've got to go. Bye. 995 00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,480 LAUGHTER 996 00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:20,680 Hey, you've got a birthday coming up. 997 00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:22,120 Dad! 998 00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:24,120 Livvy! Hey-hey-hey! 999 00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,480 Wow! 1000 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:27,920 This is... 1001 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,200 Gael. Hi. 1002 00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:32,160 Erm... Oh! 1003 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,640 Thank you. 1004 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,880 So nice to meet you. Thank you. 1005 00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,600 Did you get a drink? Yes, please. Keep them coming. 1006 00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:45,320 LATIN MUSIC PLAYS 1007 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:46,920 Hey, Tills. Dad! 1008 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,320 Hi, Vinnie. Hi, sweetie. 1009 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,920 Is, er... Is James here yet? 1010 00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:54,680 On his way. Hey. 1011 00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:56,160 All right? Want a squeeze? 1012 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,120 Yeah! 1013 00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:00,360 Hi, Cora. How are you? 1014 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,000 Wow. 1015 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:06,680 You forget how tiny they are at this age. 1016 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,200 Vinnie... 1017 00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:12,840 LIV: Hey, do you want it over there? 1018 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,600 GAEL: Yes. Yes. 1019 00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:15,960 RINGING TONE 1020 00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,160 Hi, you're through to James at Brain on a Bike. 1021 00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:23,640 Please leave a message after the beep. 1022 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:25,440 BEEP Mate, where are you? I need you. 1023 00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,160 Hurry up. 1024 00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:28,520 I, erm... 1025 00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,960 I...I-I-I can't tell her. I just can't do it. 1026 00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,480 SIGHS I mean, 1027 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,160 a baby... 1028 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:43,440 I barely survived my last three. 1029 00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,160 I'm just not ready to be a father again. 1030 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:51,040 How do you tell the person you love most in the world 1031 00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:52,520 you've screwed up? 1032 00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:55,720 RINGING TONE 1033 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,440 Hi, you're through to James at Brain on a Bike. 1034 00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,680 Please leave a message after the beep. 1035 00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:04,880 BEEP 1036 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,320 Hey, git-face, it's me. Where are you? 1037 00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,800 Erm, look, I'm sorry. 1038 00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,480 Hey, I... 1039 00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,840 ..I do want them... 1040 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:21,600 ..big, chubby, beautiful, funny kids... 1041 00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:23,640 ..millions of them... 1042 00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,320 ..with you, because... 1043 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:26,800 INHALES 1044 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:31,080 ..oh, you're going to make the best dad, Jimbo. 1045 00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,800 So if you're in, 1046 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,560 I'm in too. 1047 00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,040 So... 1048 00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:40,680 ..uh, just hurry up. 1049 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,000 Come and save me from my family. 1050 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:46,680 Love you. 1051 00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:54,200 Well, I have to say I was really rather impressed, 1052 00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:55,840 one way or another. 1053 00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:58,040 Well... You don't think so? I don't know. 1054 00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:03,040 PHONE VIBRATES 1055 00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:05,000 Leni? 1056 00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:08,760 Erm, so I can't really talk to you now. 1057 00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,800 I'm calling from the hospital. 1058 00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,120 My colleagues are trying to get hold of Rose. 1059 00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:16,480 It's James. 1060 00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:30,080 CHEERFUL CHATTER 1061 00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,760 I'm sorry! 1062 00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:46,560 What's wrong? 1063 00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,520 NATHAN: There she is. 1064 00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,040 GAEL STRUMS GUITAR AND SINGS 1065 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:56,360 NINA: Hannah? 1066 00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:57,520 Hi. 1067 00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:03,600 Never going to happen. 1068 00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:04,960 Hannah? 1069 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:17,280 WHISPERS: Something's wrong. 1070 00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,240 I'm so sorry, Rose. It's James. 1071 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:27,760 It's James. 1072 00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:30,800 What? No, I... 1073 00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:35,880 What? 1074 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,080 No, I... 1075 00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:41,600 What? 1076 00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:48,200 THUD 1077 00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:50,080 BRAKES SCREECH 1078 00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,320 GENTLE SOMBRE MUSIC 1079 00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:33,600 Mrs Cutler...I'm sorry. 1080 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:36,200 MUSIC MUFFLES 1081 00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:42,320 Erm... 1082 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,400 WHISPERS: It's OK. I'm OK. 1083 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,320 I'm OK. I'm OK. 1084 00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:51,640 I'm fine. 1085 00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,200 I'm OK. I'm fine. 1086 00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:56,320 I'm fine... 1087 00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:57,600 I'm fine! 1088 00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:59,520 SOBS 1089 00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,120 PHONE RINGS 1090 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:29,880 Hello? 1091 00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:32,880 He's gone. 1092 00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,200 VOICE BREAKING: Nathan, he's gone. 1093 00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,360 It's OK, Hannah. I'm here. 1094 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:53,400 I'm not going anywhere. 1095 00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,000 MUSIC 1096 00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,640 # This won't be wasted 1097 00:57:56,680 --> 00:58:00,880 # I'll go the extra mile... # 1098 00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:02,720 Hey. 1099 00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:08,360 # I know you want to chase this into the river wild 1100 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:13,280 # I see the pain in you 1101 00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:22,160 # I know you've lost your cool 1102 00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:30,280 # After the storm is over 1103 00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:33,960 # I'll build a boat for you... # 122606

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