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(funky disco plays)
♪My name is Cleveland Brown
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♪And I am proud to be
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♪Right back in my hometown
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♪With my new family
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♪There's old friends
and new friends ♪
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♪And even a bear
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♪Through good times
and bad times ♪
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♪It's true love we share
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♪And so I found a place
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♪Where everyone will know
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♪My happy mustached face
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♪This is The Cleveland Show.♪
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(chuckles)
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And then to accelerate the fire,
you can use grease,
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which you might find
in ground beef,
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which you might find
in my pocket.
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(audience gasps)
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Thank you,
Cleveland, Jr.
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I'll have to send
you to my ex-wife's house.
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Just kidding.
Never had sex.
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Clean Team, advance.
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Boys doing chores.
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Mm.
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And looking right
in their crisp uniforms.
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Yep, everyone
looks good in khaki.
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Especially
lady zookeepers.
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Mm.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Can I freshen up
your Dixie cup of trail mix?
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Thank you.
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No yellow raisins.
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All these Scouts
are so well-behaved and polite.
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Ugh.
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How about you,
young man?
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A little trail mix?
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Gorp... aka "Good Old
Raisins and Peanuts"?
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Uh, no.
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I prefer Gofu, as in Go F--
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Rallo!
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You know, you could learn
a thing or two from these boys.
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Yeah, like how
to be a kiss-ass.
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Dork.
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Rallo!
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You could
use some of that.
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Give you
a better attitude.
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The world's got
enough critics.
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Little bastard left
a yellow raisin in here.
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Attention Freedom Scouts,
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Freedom Scout families--
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it's time for the raffle.
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First up, our third prize,
a massage from a man.
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Ticket number... 412.
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Number 412.
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No one wants
a massage from a man?
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Second prize, a walk-on
on The Cleveland Show.
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Number 713.
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Hi, Gene Oshman.
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Big fan, Cleveland.
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Mm-hmm.
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First prize,
a complimentary weekend
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at Stoolbend's new romantic
luxury hotel,
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The Bendit Inn,
and a massage from a man.
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Number 232.
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That's me!
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Thank God we can be
away from our children.
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Hooray.
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Congratsies!
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The winner is Donna Tubbs,
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mother of one of our Scouts.
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Correction:
two of your Scouts.
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My son Rallo will be at
your initiation ceremony
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on Sunday, so he, too,
can become a Freedom Scout.
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What?
How old is he?
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Five.
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Then he shall be
a Freedom Squirt.
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Hi, Karen, hi, kids.
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Get your ass
out my shot.
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But Mama, I don't want to
join his stupid club.
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It's for squares.
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Or circles, in his case.
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You can do this, Rallo.
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All we got to do
is complete your
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Freedom Squirt
task checklist.
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Oh, is
that all, Junior?
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Is that all?
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You heard him.
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Now, I am going
to a fine hotel,
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and when I come home,
I'm gonna have two things:
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one, a new bathrobe,
and two,
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a polite, respectful
Freedom Squirt for a son.
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Or else, no more
dinosaur guys in the bath.
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Ever!
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Ugh.
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Just me and the soap?
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(shudders)
You're a monster.
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A monster on vacation.
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See ya!
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(quietly): Donna, I didn't
pack any pajama bottoms.
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Roberta's in charge!
Bye!
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We better get cracking
if we want to knock out
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eight tasks by tuck-in.
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I don't want
anything to do with
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your goody-goody
khaki cult.
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What?!
It's a sham.
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Kids being forced to do
"good things"
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to get badges
and a pat on the head.
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That is, as long as they pay
the initiation fee.
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I'm going to open
your heart, Rallo.
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And when I'm done,
you'll be a Freedom Squirt.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna
take the bottoms.
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I don't want Donna seeing
my pimply backside.
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It's embarrassing.
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Not gonna lie, nicest place
I've ever stayed by a lot.
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Two lamps.
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Honestly, I thought
it would be a little nicer.
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(truck beeping)
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Cool! Cars!
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Lightning McQueen.
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Hey, Mater,
you're my friend.
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Okay, now that I've
put you in the mood.
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Uh-uh!
Not in this room.
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Donna, no,
they'll hate us.
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Hello, this is
contest winner Donna Tubbs.
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We were really
hoping for a garden view.
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Please don't
spit in our bed.
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Oh, you'd
move us to a new room?
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Great! Thank you.
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That other room
better have two lamps.
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Four lamps?!
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Now this
is more like it.
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That room over
there has a terrace.
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I am so sorry
that one of our maids
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left a hair
dryer on in the sink.
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Well, I appreciate
that, but still,
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I was badly electrocuted.
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Look what
happened to her head.
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Oh, my God, you look horrible.
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Well!
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Rest assured, we have
upgraded you to a nicer room.
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Can you upgrade her?
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How am I supposed
to sleep with that?
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(laughing)
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Kidding.
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Please let
me have some later.
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We're at a hotel.
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It worked!
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And this is the
best room we've had.
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So far.
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Hi, we've got birds.
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All right, six more.
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Next up, "Citizenship."
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How about helping that
homeless gentleman over there?
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He ain't homeless.
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He just been at
the beach all day.
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Look at that tan.
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He's just trying
to scam us, Junior.
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Rallo, what's wrong
with you?
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I'm so sorry
about that, sir.
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Have a chocolate bar.
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Thanks, Black Santa.
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Wow, Junior, that's a lot of
chocolate, even for you.
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I bought 40 boxes of
these to support
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the Troubled Youth
Orchestra of Stoolbend.
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I'm singlehandedly
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sending them to perform
in Norfolk.
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Oh, okay.
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Some "troubled youths"
sold you these?
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Yeah.
And I'm sure they gave you
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a great deal
on these 50-cent candy bars.
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(chuckling):
Oh, child...
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these are not
50-cent candy bars.
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They're five-dollar
candy bars.
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I see.
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And if I were inclined to
support their organization,
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where might I acquire
such candy bars?
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Send the Troubled
Youth Orchestra of Stoolbend
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to the
Norfolk Music Festival.
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One year from tonight.
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So, you're the kids who
have been taking advantage
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of my step-brother,
making him believe
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you're an orchestra
gonna go play in Norfolk?
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What?!
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We're legit.
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We got a concert
one year from tonight.
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Name an instrument.
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Uh... trumpullet?
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Lucky guess.
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What you want?
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What do I want?!
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You messed
with my step-kin!
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What do you
think I want?
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I want in.
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50/50 split
on the first six boxes I sell,
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60/40 after that.
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And at 20 boxes, I get points
on the back end
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retroactive to right now.
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Kid knows his stuff.
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Let's see your begging face.
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"Pweez" buy my candy.
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I'm "hon-gwy."
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I'll take two.
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No, Puffs.
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You in.
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Stay tuned, "Ame-wica."
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We need the "watings."
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Oh, gee,
this tub was filled
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with candy bars
this morning.
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But they're gone.
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What's in there now?
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Boom!
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♪Rallo's in a tub of money!
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(high-pitched):
♪Money.
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(both laughing)
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Wow, Rallo!
All that cash is for the
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Troubled Youth Orchestra?
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(evil laughter)
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(sarcastically):
Yeah, right.
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I mean, uh... yeah, right.
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Always happy to keep
the youths in trumpullets.
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I'm so proud of
you, Rallo.
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You were so cynical,
but I touched you.
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And if I
could touch you,
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think of how many
other boys I could touch.
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(Junior whistling happily)
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(chuckling)
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Mm, best vacation
we've ever had.
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With all the
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"ammeminenities."
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(sighs)
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Glad we upgraded
to the Presidential Suite.
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How could they expect us
to stay in a room
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where a "dog" had scooted
across the carpet?
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(both laughing)
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(siren wailing
in distance)
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We're here.
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Time for your surprise
for all your hard work.
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This looks like Norfolk.
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Are we in Norfolk?
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Yeah.
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For the big Troubled
Youth Orchestra concert.
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What?!
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Last year, when I bought
my very first candy bar,
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they said, "See our big concert,
one year from tonight."
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Look, Junior, I think you
might be a bit disappointed.
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How could I be?
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Just to see the
smile on your face
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as you listen to these
needy kids that we've helped.
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That will be
music to my eyes.
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Ooh, here's the address.
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Say, Jim, you standing
in my moon shadow.
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Uh, is this where the Troubled
Youth Orchestra is performing?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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They're just tuning up.
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Listen.
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(farting)
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Rallo, there is
no orchestra, is there?
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No, big guy.
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And the money I've
been giving for candy bars,
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you and the rest of those guys
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have just been
keeping all of it?
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And making it rain at
Toys "R" Us.
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Huh.
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Good one, Rallo.
265
00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:57,203
You got me.
266
00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,797
The old Troubled Youth
Orchestra Trick.
267
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,800
(chuckling): Welp,
better get home to bed.
268
00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,873
Got that initiation
in the morning.
269
00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:05,941
Hm.
270
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,039
Fatso's rolling with it.
271
00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,181
And I best get my ass
out of this neighborhood.
272
00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:14,713
Checking out?
273
00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,145
How was your stay?
274
00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:18,919
Oh, it was very
relaxing, thanks.
275
00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:21,089
Even my husband's
hair is relaxed.
276
00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:22,618
Hi.
277
00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:25,223
That's what
we like to hear.
278
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:28,455
Okay, your balance is
$3,217.00.
279
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,062
Come again?
280
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,833
Oh, I think there's
a misunderstanding.
281
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:34,072
See, we're contest winners.
282
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,297
Right, so your room
was free, but you do have
283
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,473
to pay for incidentals,
284
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,271
including in-room dining,
285
00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:41,772
minibar, seven couples
massages, dry cleaning,
286
00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,805
midnight swim with the dolphins,
287
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,240
as well as the 72-hour
porn pass you ordered.
288
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:50,246
For the record, I only used
three minutes of it.
289
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:53,120
Guess my eyes were
bigger than my hands.
290
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,350
We don't have $3,200!
291
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,815
Don't worry.
I got this.
292
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,323
Birds! Uhp.
293
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,586
Look, if you can't afford
to pay your bill,
294
00:11:01,595 --> 00:11:03,455
you're gonna have
to work it off.
295
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,003
Standard sitcom policy.
296
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:10,169
Really? This is really the
only uniform you got for me?
297
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,810
Yep. Lots of beefy gals
come through this place.
298
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:17,707
Now, I believe the toilet
in 416 is clogged.
299
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,681
Lots of beefy guests, too.
300
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,080
(both sigh)
301
00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:25,849
Hiya, a-roonie-yah!
302
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,152
Hiya, a-scoonie-yah!
303
00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:33,315
Hiya, soota dada yo-yo
da-baba, yah!
304
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:34,826
So you're sure
you're cool with me
305
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:35,658
going through with this?
306
00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,302
So cool.
307
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:44,398
And now to launch
our Pre-Squirts
308
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,044
into full-fledged
Freedom Squirtdom,
309
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,670
Chief Scout
Cleveland Brown, Jr.!
310
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:52,876
(applause, mic feedback whines)
311
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,549
Well, here they are,
Freedom Squirt badges--
312
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:58,849
symbols of trust, honesty,
and integrity.
313
00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:01,192
In other words, total bullcrap!
314
00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,148
(all gasp)
315
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,985
Hiya, what the...?!
316
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:06,760
That's right, kids--
might as well tell you now:
317
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,160
It's a soulless world
full of bad people
318
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,902
who screw you at every turn.
319
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,297
Scout's honor.
320
00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:14,902
I quit!
321
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,401
(all gasp)
322
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,773
(woman gasps,
audience murmuring)
323
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,374
Junior, wait!
324
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,743
Buy some chocolates
for the road?
325
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,242
Screw you, Rallo!
326
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,243
Yeah, I'll take seven.
327
00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:32,922
Oh, look, there's cheese stuck
to the top of the box,
328
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,849
cooling and congealing,
turning into cheese gum.
329
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,686
Gee, who's
gonna eat that?
330
00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:40,191
I'll take it!
(sighs)
331
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:42,357
Thanks, bros.
332
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,802
Pizza-pizza!
333
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:46,127
So, you're really
quitting the Scouts?
334
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,233
I thought that was,
like, you know,
335
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,634
the most important
thing in your life.
336
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,466
A lot of stupid crap was
important to me
337
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,871
before I woke up.
Thanks for opening my eyes
338
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,874
to what the world's
really like, Rallo.
339
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,106
Well, I gotta admit,
it's nice to finally have
340
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:01,251
someone around this house
who sees things the way I do.
341
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:02,648
It's every man
for himself, right?
342
00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:06,075
Yeah, it is.
343
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,616
(clears throat)
344
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,791
Okay. You got me.
345
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,420
Hey, you forgot Larry
the Leopard!
346
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,855
(screams)
347
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,100
I bet Nell Carter
didn't have to do this (bleep).
348
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,500
All she had to do was vacuum
the fish tank once a week.
349
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,002
CLEVELAND:
Help!
350
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,774
It happened again!
351
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:29,342
I cannot figure out
these hospital corners!
352
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,142
(gasping)
353
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,084
I'll make the bed,
Cleveland.
354
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:35,179
You go over to 414
and start wiping out
355
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,082
the bathtub
with the comforter.
356
00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:45,088
Mm, warm oysters.
357
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:48,291
Don't mind if I do.
358
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,755
Probably not much has
happened on this carpet.
359
00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:53,155
Ah...
360
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:56,096
Does that butt go
all the way around?
361
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:57,272
Aflac!
362
00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,867
(both scream)
363
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,373
Oh, I'm sorry.
364
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,674
I thought you were
a woman I could victimize.
365
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,036
How dare you?!
366
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,484
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
367
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,779
Hungry...
368
00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:11,322
And I'm getting that oyster
underneath the dresser!
369
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:14,148
No funny business!
370
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,554
Ooh, there's two down here!
371
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,116
Oop! No, that's an ear.
372
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:24,402
Muppets, huh?
373
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,397
You know, Kermit's dead.
374
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,828
What?
375
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,533
Guy who did his voice died
of a bacterial infection.
376
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,896
Sore throat one day,
next day, he croaked.
377
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,195
Ha-ha.
378
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,336
Aw... (sighs)
379
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,742
Oh, and all those phones
and tablets?
380
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,244
Made in Chinese factories
381
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:42,406
where conditions are so bad,
the workers commit suicide.
382
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,915
Can you hear me now?
No?
383
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:46,217
Oh, right!
'Cause you're dead.
384
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:48,416
How's a man supposed
385
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,591
to fling a bird at
a pig after that?
386
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:54,331
What? At least he's not
the chump he used to be.
387
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:57,257
Oh, yeah, he was a chump
because while you were being
388
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,834
too cool for life,
he actually tried
389
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:03,203
to see the best in people
and was happy.
390
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,903
And he walked through the world
391
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:07,405
carrying the tiny candle
of hope,
392
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:11,107
shielding it against the
bitter winds of negativity.
393
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:14,281
He kept it alive for so long,
394
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:17,281
through his parents' divorce
and his mom's death
395
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,924
and a 200-pound weight gain,
396
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:24,020
always with a sweet smile
and that little candle.
397
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:28,534
And then you come along,
Rallo, and what do you do?
398
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:29,728
(blows air)
399
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,729
Aah! You're right!
400
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,731
I broke his big fat heart!
401
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,403
I'm a bad person!
402
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,542
I'm going straight to heck!
403
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,367
Holy (bleep), man!
404
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:43,142
(Cleveland sobbing)
405
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,443
He touched you through
three layers of clothes.
406
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,905
There's nothing
to wash off!
407
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,583
He harassed me, Donna!
408
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,551
No, actually, since I'm
a man, he "hisassed" me!
409
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,581
I'll sue him!
410
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,045
Wish you could.
411
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,654
Then we could pay off
this hotel bill.
412
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,315
And we could stop him
from harassing other women
413
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,725
with irresistible butts
like mine!
414
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,387
All we need is proof.
415
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,325
But he'd never do it
to me again
416
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,101
after I rejected
him so rudely.
417
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,699
Wait! Donna, you could
pass for a woman!
418
00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:11,895
(knocking on door)
419
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,235
(sultry):
Housekeeping.
420
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:19,583
The sting is on.
421
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:23,249
All right, Donna, shake your
large-settlement maker.
422
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,749
Well, what about the
financial earnings projection numbers?
423
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,152
Down?
424
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,753
Damn, I was hoping for up.
425
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:33,115
Wow, sounds like you're
a really hands-on manager.
426
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,156
Hold on. Could you
come back later?
427
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:38,001
I'm on a business call.
428
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,598
I bet you're in
the donkey business,
429
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,500
because you seem
like a real ass man.
430
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,173
Hey! Get the hell
out of here!
431
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,541
Damn it, Donna!
She's losing him!
432
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,669
Guess he likes 'em pimply.
433
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,675
Gals, we're going in!
434
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,947
Hi, here I am.
Another maid.
435
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:55,507
I've got what you want,
436
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,115
and I'm about to give you
what you need.
437
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,147
Wait. It's you!
438
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,553
You're sick!
439
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,054
Am I?
Am I sick?!
440
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,316
Or are you sick,
because you're starving
441
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:09,385
for $3,217
worth of this!
442
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:10,856
You people are crazy!
443
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,004
I'm a businessman!
444
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:12,798
After him!
445
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,512
(elevator bell dings)
446
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:22,368
(grunts)
447
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,184
Please, just leave me alone!
(whimpers)
448
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,180
Come on, just one grope!
449
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:32,852
CLEVELAND & DONNA:
Ass, ass, ass, ass...
450
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,222
HOTEL MANAGER:
Needless to say, this is odd.
451
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,061
And unacceptable.
452
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:40,057
We did this to stand up for
women and butts everywhere!
453
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,330
Well, all you've done
454
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,027
is out-creep
a serial ass-grabber.
455
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,499
You're fired!
456
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,997
But I love it here!
What about our debt?
457
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,270
No amount of money is worth
ever again having to visualize
458
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,199
the two of you having sex.
459
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:54,874
Yeah, we had all 16 lamps off
in the Presidential Suite.
460
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:55,944
Get out!
461
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:01,679
Fart that.
462
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,211
We not playin' nothin'.
463
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:06,076
Huh.
Sure would be a shame
464
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:09,246
if your parole officers found
out about your little scam.
465
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,755
'Cause we all know
that everyone
466
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,917
with a nickname
is on parole.
467
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:16,456
That means you, Blades,
Puffs, Loafer,
468
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,203
even you, Plurals.
469
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,798
I only got one strikes!
470
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,469
I'm not rolling back
to juvie!
471
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,228
Those 'mos will take away
my blades!
472
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:26,736
Then you all have four hours
to learn this song.
473
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:27,869
You're gonna convince
474
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,114
an alarmingly gullible
14-year-old
475
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,240
that you're the most
musically talented
476
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:36,305
scam artists since
the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
477
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,476
That dudes is a dicks.
478
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,388
Great! A community center.
479
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:43,147
Is this the one
with the asbestos
480
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,916
or the one where all
the senior citizens were clubbed to death?
481
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:49,055
No, it's the one
that had e coli in the swimming pool.
482
00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:52,002
Now I'm glad you got that
negativity out of your system,
483
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:55,228
'cause you're about to see
something inspirational.
484
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,665
Fart that.
485
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:57,669
Just sit down.
486
00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:00,907
Junior, you've lost your way.
487
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:03,307
But I'm gonna make you
believe again.
488
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,079
It's show time!
489
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:06,508
(gasps)
490
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,613
You got them to sit
with instruments!
491
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,075
Wait, there's more.
492
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:14,353
And one, one, one-one-one-one.
493
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,824
(playing "A Moment
Like This" off-key)
494
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:20,492
♪What if I told you
it was all meant to be? ♪
495
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,333
Okay, less trombone.
496
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:26,258
♪Would you believe me,
would you agree? ♪
497
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,326
Strings, lay back.
All the way back.
498
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,434
♪It's almost that feeling
499
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,666
A'ight, skip to the chorus.
500
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,142
♪A moment like this...
501
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,341
Aw, screw this.
502
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,542
♪Some people wait
503
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,644
All right, troubled youth!
504
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,546
♪For a moments
like these ♪
505
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,849
♪Some people...
506
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,821
(inhales)
507
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,819
♪One special kiss
508
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:55,432
♪Oh, I can't believe
it's happening to me! ♪
509
00:19:57,796 --> 00:19:58,896
You see that?
510
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:01,128
There is a Troubled
Youth Orchestra.
511
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:03,174
They weren't just
scamming people!
512
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:06,199
I guess people are good,
huh, Junior?
513
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,866
I don't know about them.
514
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,844
But I know you're good.
515
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,912
What?
I wasn't born yesterday, Rallo.
516
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,082
Those guys sounded awful.
517
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,681
I don't know how
you got them to play,
518
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,823
but I know you did.
519
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,188
Which means you've
got a good heart.
520
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,547
(gasps)
521
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,015
And if you do, then
maybe everybody does.
522
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:28,664
And if that's true, the world
ia beautiful place.
523
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:31,798
Welcome back, Freedom Scout.
524
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:35,095
You got me a new sash!
525
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:37,341
Actually, it's three,
sewn together.
526
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,937
A perfect fit.
527
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,908
Hold on-- I was
sucking my gut in.
528
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,607
(exhales, groans)
529
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,243
(eerie music playing)
530
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,306
(blinds banging
against window frame)
531
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:57,521
(deep, raspy voice):
I'm gonna kill you, Junior.
532
00:20:57,571 --> 00:21:02,121
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