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'I always thought Saint
and Sugar hated each other.'
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It's not my fault
you're a shit shag.
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'But when we had to steal back
some money from Sugar's dodgy ex,
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'they worked together
surprisingly well.
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'Meanwhile, Stella and Nathan
extended the hand of friendship
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'to our new neighbours.
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'I never knew they were so thoughtful.'
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One way or another
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I'm gonna find ya
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I'm gonna getcha getcha
getcha getcha
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One way or another
I'm gonna win ya
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I'm gonna getcha getcha
getcha getcha
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One way or another
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I'm gonna see ya
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I'm gonna meetcha
meetcha meetcha meetcha
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One day, maybe next week
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I'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna
meetcha, I'll meetcha
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I will drive past your house
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I'll see who's around...
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OK, let's face it. It's never easy
living with your family.
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THEY SCREAM
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Since when has that been there?
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'It's hard to keep the wilder aspects
of your lifestyle secret.'
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Nathan!
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Hi.
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Is she drunk?
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No, course not.
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C'mon, Kizzer,
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let's go to bed.
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'I guess there are some things
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'your loved ones
just don't need to see.'
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'Poor Nathan.
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'All he ever wanted
was a normal family.'
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You look like shit.
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Are you wearing my mascara?
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No, it's Stella's.
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I've been looking for that!
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I gotta go. I've got sewing today.
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So, Kim, do you wanna tell us
what happened to you last night?
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'Best approach is to be straight.'
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I am really sorry, Nathan.
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I forgot I was on those antibiotics.
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I only had two drinks.
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'Although that is tricky
when the night
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'in question was anything but...'
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Kim?
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I'm sorry, Dad, I've gotta go.
I'm late for college.
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ยฃ400!
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What's that?
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Kim's therapy bill.
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Blimey.
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No, no, no, I'm gonna have words.
It'd be all right if she fixed something,
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but it's not like she's worked
any miracles, is it?
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'OK, I'll admit that some of
my wounds were self inflicted.
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'But maybe it was time
for Stella and Nathan
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'to accept a little responsibility too.'
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So?
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It's um...all our fault.
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Oh...
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We didn't have to pay
ยฃ400 to hear that.
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I think she might have a point.
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She was asking me
about our family values.
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I couldn't think of any.
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- Well, I mean, we're here, aren't we?
- Is that enough?
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What values have
we passed onto our kids?
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Why is Kim in therapy?
Why is Matt... Matt?
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Speaking of which,
do you think he'd like these?
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They're a bit tight on me.
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'Every father has a limit.
Even Nathan.'
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Right, I have an announcement
to make.
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Just put your things down
for a second.
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Kim. Thank you.
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As a family we've been letting
a few things slide lately,
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which is why from now on,
I think we should spend
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some proper family time together.
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Quality time where we listen,
we care about one another.
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Yes, Kim?
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Can we start it tomorrow?
I've got to go see Saint tonight.
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HE SlGHS
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As long as you're back by 1 1 ,
you've got college in the morning, and...
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'Well, what self-respecting teenage
lesbian would prefer
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'playing board games with her dad
to a night at the CC?'
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Queers from arsehole to breakfast.
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It's a gay club, Sugar.
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Oh, surprise, surprise!
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And it's a free bar!
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Oh, so you made it!
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And here we are again
in downtown Gayland. Woo(!)
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That's right, Dorothy,
you're not in Kansas any more.
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It's Sugar, actually.
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Delighted to meet you, Sugar.
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Mark.
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It is nice to see some guys in here,
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even if it is just window dressing.
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It's working for me.
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So, who've you got your eye on then?
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What, apart from you?
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Right, whose round is it?
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I'll go.
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What's the story on Mark?
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He's my ex.
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Your ex?
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Don't worry though,
it was a long time ago.
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Is he single?
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- You don't fancy him, do you?
- Why not?
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He's hardly your type.
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He's a fit, single,
straightie in a gay bar.
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How is that not my type?
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Well, he's not some
dodgy gangster for a start.
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Are you saying I'm not
classy enough for him?
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He went out with Saint.
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She works in a sex shop.
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Yeah... She's got a degree.
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(Saint) Thank you, darling.
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Look at this.
She's a blonde Amazon,
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he's six foot two,
enjoys working out.
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"Would love to meet another couple
who enjoy getting physical."
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Hm. So hard to know
if the descriptions are accurate.
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Like that couple who said
they were "adventurous".
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Oh.
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And what about "Daddy cool"?
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He said he was "middle aged".
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Any more excitement
and we'd have to call the funeral home.
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We can't keep having these people
around, this is a family home.
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What, we should stop swinging?
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See ya.
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So you're good, yeah?
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Fantastic.
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I feel like a new man.
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We can get you
one of them next week.
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No. I think we should keep it separate
from our family space.
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And vet the ugly ones
before we shag them.
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There's got to be a way.
I'll do some research.
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LOUD CRASH
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What time do you call this?
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Are you trying to ambush me?
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This will have to change.
We're a good decent family.
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It's time we all
started behaving like one.
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'Yeah, a perfect family
with perfect double standards.'
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OK, I'm sorry.
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'Poor Nathan.
How could his family values campaign
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'compete with my teenage lust?'
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Oi!
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So, are we gonna go
back to your place?
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Oh...
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No, I've got a better idea. Come on.
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I'm not doing that here!
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Come here.
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At least I wasn't the only one
going al fresco.
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Ah, Sugar sweet.
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At your service.
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Come on. We've got to be quick.
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Always watch the quiet ones, innit?
OK, lead the way, Romeo.
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So while I was getting
down and dirty...
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GIGGLING
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Mark's tour of
Brighton's architecture
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turned out to be...exactly that.
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I usually get to know people better
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before we get into the kinky stuff.
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OK, OK, stand still.
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You're the boss.
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A bit public, isn't it?
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The Brighton Pavilion.
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I always thought it looked like
a fancy curry house.
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Hindu Gothic.
You've got an eye for style, Sugar.
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It's been so long
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It's been so long, yeah...
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Staple student dinner.
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So, have you got your own tour
you could take me on?
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Oh, that might be dangerous.
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I've been talking all day.
I hardly know anything about you.
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Last year.
Just give me that and I'll drop it.
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Nothing to tell.
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There must be something.
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I was studying,
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and now I'm looking for work.
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Pretty dull. End of story.
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'So, what's he like then?'
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He's a really nice guy.
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And?
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Not everything is about sex,
you know.
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So he's rubbish?
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No!
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We respect each other.
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Can I kiss you good night?
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Good night, Sugar sweet.
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I believe you, thousands wouldn't.
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But it's all going OK, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Good.
I'm glad things are all right.
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What do you mean?
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Well, all that "I'm an architect."
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You know, I thought he might
have a problem with prison.
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Problem?
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God, Kizza, you're so old-fashioned.
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He's totally cool with it.
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'The problem with keeping
everything nice and PG-rated
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'is that it doesn't leave
much room for the truth.'
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That looks complicated.
What's it for?
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I'm doing the gear for
a swingers' party on Saturday night.
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Mmmm, Playgroup.
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Sounds kinky.
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Swings and roundabouts, baby.
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So what are you doing after that,
say Sunday lunch?
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Why?
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I thought it would be nice
if I could get
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to know her better. Maybe invite her
round for lunch on Sunday?
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Will there be Yorkshire pudding?
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So you'll come?
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Mmm, it's been ages
since I had a Sunday roast.
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OK, well there's...
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I kind of haven't told them
about this stuff.
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Oh, so I can't impress your parents
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with my encyclopaedic knowledge
of the sex toy industry then?
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Don't even joke about it.
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Look, Nathan likes to think
he's all cool and down with the kids,
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but really he's very straight.
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Have you booked the tickets yet?
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Right, take over love, and try B9.
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I think that's his submarine.
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'Fact - the one thing
you can be sure of
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'when people start talking
about family values...'
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B9.
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'..is they're usually talking
about someone else's family.'
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Hello, is that the Playgroup?
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Yeah, can I confirm a booking for two
for Saturday night, please?
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I'll be the one in lederhosen.
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PHONE RINGS
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All right, skiver!
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Thanks for letting me
do all the carrying myself.
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Sorry I can't be there
but all my rubber
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head masks got fucked up in transit
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and I've been desperately
calling everyone to get another one.
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I can set things up here.
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- 'Are you sure?'
- Yeah, no problem.
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I'm a heterosexual male.
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Self assembly is what I do.
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KNOCKING
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All right, darling?
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Have a good day?
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What do you want, Stella?
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You see, your dad's right.
In normal families,
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people talk about their days all the time.
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OK.
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Mine was good.
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Why have you got Matt's collar?
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That's it,
I'm worried about your brother.
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I mean, do you think
he's been a bit odd lately?
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No more than he's been
his entire life.
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I think you could be
a good influence on him.
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I mean, when's the last time
you spent any time with him?
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Like tonight, for instance.
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I've made plans.
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What is it?
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Well, I wasn't going
to say anything...
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Well, it's for the family really.
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A workshop.
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00:14:28,104 --> 00:14:32,541
Well, marriage counselling
you could call it, I guess.
259
00:14:32,584 --> 00:14:33,653
Oh.
260
00:14:33,704 --> 00:14:36,343
So you and Nathan are giving
the therapy another go?
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In a way.
262
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I mean,
263
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you know how helpful
that sort of thing can be, don't you?
264
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'I hate it when Stella does this.'
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PHONE BEEPS
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TV ON
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Oh, the sight of you two
sitting there together...
268
00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:26,257
Maybe we should stay in?
269
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,690
Oh, er, well, I'd love to,
but I really think we should go
270
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to our group, think of
the good it'll do for the family.
271
00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:35,372
Yep, absolutely.
272
00:15:35,419 --> 00:15:38,889
It's great that you two are spending
quality family time together.
273
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:43,933
And besides, I'm quite looking forward
to having Matt all to myself.
274
00:15:43,979 --> 00:15:46,049
Yeah, well I think
we'd better get going, Nathan.
275
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Right. So, I've left the pizza money
with Kim
276
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and you've got our number
if you need to call us.
277
00:15:50,578 --> 00:15:52,773
Yeah, we'll be fine.
278
00:15:56,418 --> 00:15:59,057
'Just recently I've learnt
that money isn't everything...'
279
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Right.
280
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:04,296
There's the 20 from Nathan
and 20 from me.
281
00:16:04,337 --> 00:16:06,897
That's all I've got.
282
00:16:06,937 --> 00:16:08,689
Oh, all right!
283
00:16:08,737 --> 00:16:12,332
But you know, red really
doesn't suit you.
284
00:16:14,097 --> 00:16:15,575
'..especially when you're my brother.'
285
00:16:18,976 --> 00:16:21,809
Yeah, I'll be there in a minute.
286
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,733
Yeah, you too.
287
00:16:23,776 --> 00:16:26,244
'If you don't want your family
to cramp your style,
288
00:16:26,296 --> 00:16:28,571
'sometimes a little deception
is justified.
289
00:16:30,135 --> 00:16:35,209
'Matt would be happy enough at home,
watching a video and eating a pizza.
290
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:38,213
'Doing whatever boys do.'
291
00:16:44,694 --> 00:16:49,563
'And, my parents will be at
their therapy session, none the wiser.'
292
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:27,846
Over there behind that stand,
that's where I had my first kiss.
293
00:17:27,891 --> 00:17:31,850
Down there on the shingles,
that's where I had my first shag.
294
00:17:31,891 --> 00:17:36,203
And the Waltzers, that's where
I first became friends with Kim.
295
00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:39,802
Oh, this is stupid.
296
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,728
No, it's very...you.
297
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,806
What, tits and arse out
for the whole world to see?
298
00:17:44,850 --> 00:17:48,479
I was thinking
more seaside princess.
299
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Bold, bright and beautiful.
300
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,963
Bolshy and brassy more like.
301
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That too.
302
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,128
That's why I like you.
You don't lie about who you are,
303
00:17:59,169 --> 00:18:02,081
that's pretty rare these days.
304
00:18:02,129 --> 00:18:05,723
'When you care about someone,
should you risk letting them
305
00:18:05,768 --> 00:18:07,326
'see the real you?'
306
00:18:11,528 --> 00:18:13,837
I haven't finished my tour yet.
307
00:18:13,888 --> 00:18:15,082
We can always go back to it.
308
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,800
This is part of it.
309
00:18:16,848 --> 00:18:18,076
Great, I love it.
310
00:18:18,128 --> 00:18:20,766
This is where I stabbed a bloke.
311
00:18:22,407 --> 00:18:24,477
A year and a half ago.
312
00:18:24,527 --> 00:18:27,325
He was attacking me.
313
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:30,518
So, it was self defence?
314
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:34,241
Yeah, but the car theft,
315
00:18:34,286 --> 00:18:37,244
credit card fraud and fleeing
the scene of an accident wasn't.
316
00:18:37,286 --> 00:18:38,435
Right.
317
00:18:38,486 --> 00:18:42,877
I haven't been studying. I've been in prison
for the last year and a half.
318
00:18:42,926 --> 00:18:44,405
I didn't finish school.
319
00:18:44,446 --> 00:18:49,394
I'm broke, on probation,
I ain't got no skills, I quit my job
320
00:18:49,445 --> 00:18:53,916
at a candyfloss stall and I'm bludging off
my best friend's parents because
321
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:57,037
my mum left town and didn't
tell me where she was going.
322
00:18:59,564 --> 00:19:04,763
All I've got are the clothes
on my back and a big mouth and...
323
00:19:04,804 --> 00:19:06,999
that's all I'm ever likely to have.
324
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,838
'OK, so I lied to my family to be here,
but seeing my girlfriend smile
325
00:19:19,883 --> 00:19:23,842
'always gives me the feeling
that everything is right with the world...
326
00:19:23,883 --> 00:19:24,872
PHONE RINGS
327
00:19:24,923 --> 00:19:27,595
'..well, for a second anyway.'
328
00:19:27,642 --> 00:19:30,793
There's something wrong
at the Playgroup party.
329
00:19:30,842 --> 00:19:31,877
What is it?
330
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:33,241
I'm gonna go and sort it out.
331
00:19:33,282 --> 00:19:34,795
Can I come too?
332
00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:36,036
No, you should stay here.
333
00:19:36,082 --> 00:19:38,471
It'll be boring without you.
334
00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:42,070
Besides, I'm quite curious
to see the place.
335
00:19:43,321 --> 00:19:45,994
OK, but you have to stay outside.
336
00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:47,030
Mmm.
337
00:19:47,081 --> 00:19:48,400
Mmm.
338
00:20:09,719 --> 00:20:12,711
'Some things should just
stay private.
339
00:20:12,759 --> 00:20:17,071
'Because once you tell your secrets,
there's no taking them back.'
340
00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:19,872
You don't have to stay
just to be polite, you know?
341
00:20:41,197 --> 00:20:42,949
You have to stay outside.
342
00:21:22,794 --> 00:21:25,786
MOANS OF PLEASURE
343
00:21:28,434 --> 00:21:29,787
CRASH
344
00:21:29,834 --> 00:21:31,391
SCREAMING
Oh, Nathan!
345
00:21:39,593 --> 00:21:40,582
Dad!
346
00:21:43,553 --> 00:21:44,826
Kim?
347
00:21:50,992 --> 00:21:53,665
Breast or thigh, Saint?
348
00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:55,942
I like white meat thanks, Nathan.
349
00:22:03,111 --> 00:22:05,830
You have a really lovely home.
350
00:22:05,871 --> 00:22:07,065
Thank you.
351
00:22:09,471 --> 00:22:11,665
Would you like some gravy, Saint?
352
00:22:11,710 --> 00:22:12,984
Yeah, thanks.
353
00:22:13,030 --> 00:22:16,864
'So, here we were,
a nice, normal family...
354
00:22:20,110 --> 00:22:23,386
'Well, almost.'
355
00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:26,341
Ah, well isn't this lovely?
356
00:22:27,909 --> 00:22:32,187
Nothing like a proper family lunch,
is there?
357
00:22:33,829 --> 00:22:38,618
I find myself out of life
358
00:22:38,668 --> 00:22:42,980
I lose control
359
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:46,623
Of you, me, our soul
360
00:22:46,668 --> 00:22:50,058
And I will pull me through
361
00:22:50,108 --> 00:22:52,382
The better the taste
362
00:22:54,067 --> 00:22:58,822
The more I'm craving for
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00:22:58,867 --> 00:23:00,619
A taste.
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