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'While Sugar was in the slammer,
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'I had a run in with an older woman
who initiated me in all things lesbian.'
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- You were sweet.
- 'Psycho bitch.'
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'But that's OK,
because I met this girl.'
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That is an official invitation.
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One way or another
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I'm gonna find ya
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I'm gonna getcha getcha
getcha getcha
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One way or another
I'm gonna win ya
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I'm gonna getcha getcha
getcha getcha
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One way or another
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I'm gonna see ya
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I'm gonna meetcha
meetcha meetcha meetcha
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One day, maybe next week
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I'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna
meetcha, I'll meetcha
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I will drive past your house
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I'll see who's around...
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'The way I see it, there are basically
just two types of women.'
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You were sweet.
I had a nice time.
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'Manipulative bitches...'
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..and those of us stupid
enough to be taken in by them.
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The fact is, feminism got it wrong -
it's women who are the bastards,
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not men.
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Did you actually read
Tess Of The d'Urbervilles?
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'So maybe I was being a little harsh,
but then what do you expect
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'from someone who's got a history
of having their heart broken?'
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Give me a call.
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And that is an official invitation, right?
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'lt was ten hours since
Saint had given me her number.'
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Hi, this is Kim.
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I know we only just spoke,
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but I thought there's no point in beating
around the bush and all that.
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So I just was wondering
if you wanted to meet on Friday.
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That's the day after tomorrow.
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Yeah, Friday.
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Um...
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..give me a call.
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Bye.
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'Nine hours and 18 minutes
since I called her and still no message.
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'Call me paranoid, but if you want
to talk to someone, you'll find a way.'
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Hi.
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Melissa. Women in Literature.
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You probably don't recognise me
without the desk.
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I just wanted to say,
I thought what you said
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in class was really interesting.
Outrageous and wrong, but radical.
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lt's nice to have someone else
to shake things up a bit at last.
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I tend to be pretty opinionated
about Hardy myself.
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- Right.
- You should hear me on Chaucer.
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- Some other time, maybe.
- Great!
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'Of the two types of women,
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'I tended to fall for
the manipulative type.'
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- Oh, my God what's happened.
- (Have you got it?)
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- (What?)
- (The gear!)
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(lt's down my top.)
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(Jesus.)
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SHE SOBS
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Guess what? I met Saint again.
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Sex shop. She gave me her number,
so I call her, and I've heard nothing.
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- When?
- Last night.
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You've already called her?
She'll think you're a friggin' nutter.
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That was over 12 hours ago.
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You are a friggin' nutter.
She's probably not out of bed yet.
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Oh, my God, do you think
she pulled after I left?
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Kizzer, you're a friggin' head case.
You're not gonna call her again. Say it!
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I'm not gonna call her again.
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Just give the girl some space,
you freak! Chill.
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lt's a bit small.
I did say a quarter.
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Yeah, well, as you said,
I need to chill.
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'Oh, God, Sugar was right.
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'Maybe she did think
I was a fucking nutter.
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'Do not call her,
remember what Sugar said.
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'What about a text?
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'Yep, that's it, a text -
something brief, witty, self deprecating.'
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Soz for fucking nutty...
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Hi!
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- Shit!
- Tough going, eh?
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'Bloody Melissa!'
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God knows how I'm going to fit it
all into an essay.
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Essay?
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"Women writers
and the search for truth".
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lf you want, we could grab a coffee,
talk it over.
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Coffee?
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Or you could come round to mine
to work, I've got herbals.
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I know you're busy, but if you want, I could
show you my Jeanette Winterson collection.
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'Some things are just
guaranteed to turn you off.'
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We walked in on Kim,
our daughter, having sex.
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Not just sex, but erm, with a woman.
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Spanking, role play - she's a dyke.
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Stella.
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I just don't see
what this has to do with anything.
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So how did that make you feel?
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Small.
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Threatened.
Ever since the affair, I feel like
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I'm surrounded by these women
with these gargantuan sexual appetites.
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And that makes you feel small?
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Pathetic.
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Oh, for God's sake.
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So, Stella,
you make Nathan feel inadequate.
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A lack of confidence
that affects his ability to have sex,
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leaving your appetite for sex unquenched,
increasing the pressure
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on Nathan in a negative feedback loop
that basically leaves him impotent
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and destroys your sex lives.
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Genital exploration.
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Nathan, when was the last time
you took a really good look at your penis?
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Perhaps it isn't that small after all.
Perhaps it's Stella's vagina that's massive.
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Nathan! Calm down!
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Nathan!
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lt's not your fault
you couldn't get an erection.
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For crying out loud, it was just
an exercise. What's the big deal?
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I was... I was...
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under the national average, all right?
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So what?
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You were flaccid.
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What we need, to see how you
measure up, is to coax out Mr Perky.
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Get off!
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You've not listened to
anything I've said, have you?
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This is question of confidence,
self respect.
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Not you coaxing out Mr Perky.
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Well, that's a shame, cos Mr Pooped
is getting really quite boring.
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God, you're lucky you're a dyke!
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'OK, so I wasn't going to phone.
Not even text.'
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(Sugar) 'Kizzer, you're a friggin' head case,
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'you're not gonna call her again.
Say it.'
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(Kim) 'I'm not going to call her again.'
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'No, like Sugar said, I should
just play it cool, give her some space.
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'I mean, Christ, I didn't want
to come across as a Melissa.
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'And in the mean time,
if I happened to bump into her...
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'..then that would be a coincidence.
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'I mean, stalking really isn't my style.'
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Kim? What are you doing here?
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- Just having a couple of drinks.
- On your own again?
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This is Letty.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Kim's an old friend.
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Comparatively.
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Why don't you order us
a bottle of champagne?
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I'll join you in a second.
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Whatever you say.
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She seems sweet.
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As honey.
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Stop following me around, Kim.
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lt's over.
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'Anna was right,
I was behaving like a prat.
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'Could life get any shittier?'
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MOBlLE BEEPS
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"Can't do Friday. Soz."
How crap is that?
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A bit less crap than having
your release date put back.
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- What?
- lt's what they're threatening.
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Why?
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lt was hardly the smoothest
of handovers.
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Seeing the governor tomorrow.
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What are you going to do?
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I dunno, think of something.
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There's always a way.
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I'm sorry.
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Don't worry about it, I'll be fine.
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lt's you we need to think about.
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How many times you call her?
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- Shugs?
- How many?
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Once.
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- Texted?
- Once.
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And then I tried to
bump into her yesterday.
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'Kin hell, Kiz,
she'll report you soon.
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lf you want to get her, you better
start making it look like you've got a life.
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Make yourself unavailable.
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- Get a girlfriend.
- Who?
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I'm sure we can think of someone.
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Melissa.
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God, no.
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- Hi!
- Hi.
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- Hi!
- Hi.
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I had to go back,
forgot my thesaurus.
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'OK, so I knew this was a bad idea.'
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You want me to pretend
Melissa is my girlfriend?
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- You want Saint.
- I can't.
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Why not?
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Melissa?
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You haven't seen Melissa.
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< Quite aside from the fact that
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there's no way I'll persuade her
to go clubbing on a school night.
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Are you free tonight?
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But it's Tuesday!
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The whole point is to make
Saint think I'm not desperate.
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Pretending to go out with Melissa
really isn't gonna help.
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Kizza, you've got no imagination.
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'You don't ask her out.
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'You invite her round to your place.'
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And then what?
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Then you get her wasted
and use your feminine wiles.
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Works every time.
You should know, Kizza.
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lt's always the good girls that are
desperate to be shown a good time.
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Melissa, can I get you a drink?
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Water would be lovely.
I don't do caffeine after six.
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You know, red really suits you,
you should wear it more often.
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Here...try this.
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- Go on.
- But what about Middlemarch?
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Look, your work's not going
anywhere, is it?
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Wow! That looks gorgeous against you.
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Really?
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Really. Melissa, you're sexy.
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Well, go on.
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Strip.
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'And I wasn't the only one who
was determined to get her own way.'
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Wine?
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I'm reading.
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'Stella had decided to give up
on the talking cure...
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'..and take more
affirmative action.'
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A long hot soak for me, I think.
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Right, turn round.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, God!
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No, you actually look OK.
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More than OK.
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Nice.
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I'd better get ready, then.
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Ready?
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Yeah.
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We're going out.
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lt's hot.
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I'm just gonna get myself a drink.
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Bye.
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Hi.
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- This is Melissa.
- Hi, Melissa.
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- We're just gonna go out into town.
- Great, fantastic, good.
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Nathan!
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Mr Perky's back in town.
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'All right, I know what you're thinking.
This is awful.'
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This is amazing!
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'But actually,
Melissa didn't scrub up too badly.'
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Everyone's so beautiful.
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'And she seemed to be
enjoying herself.'
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Two vodkas.
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'ln fact, this was probably the closest
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'she'd ever come
to having an orgasm.'
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I can't believe you brought me here.
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Drink up.
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Do you wanna dance?
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Oh, Stella!
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Nathan!
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Oh God!
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Oh, God! Oh, Stella! Oh, God!
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Oh, Stella! Stella!
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Stella! Stella!
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Aaaaagggh!
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This music, it's so funky!
I never want it to stop!
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'Melissa and I didn't just look
like an item but joined at the hip.
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'Now I had to make my move.'
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Grab another drink, yeah?
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Stella.
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Hmm?
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I'm still up.
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00:16:41,347 --> 00:16:44,817
Yeah. Let's go to bed.
253
00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:47,665
No, I mean I'm still up.
254
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,585
I think there's
something wrong with it.
255
00:16:59,267 --> 00:17:01,861
Hey.
256
00:17:03,427 --> 00:17:07,056
Hi! I got your message.
257
00:17:07,107 --> 00:17:10,019
Sorry about Friday. I was
hoping we could fix up another time,
258
00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:12,376
but it looks like
someone beat me to it.
259
00:17:12,427 --> 00:17:15,783
'I guess some plans
can work too well.'
260
00:17:18,387 --> 00:17:19,820
She seems sweet.
261
00:17:19,867 --> 00:17:23,223
'Mine had been so successful...'
262
00:17:23,267 --> 00:17:27,943
Sorry. I guess I'm just bitter
cos I missed out again.
263
00:17:27,987 --> 00:17:29,386
'..Saint wasn't just jealous...'
264
00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:31,383
Maybe some other time.
265
00:17:31,427 --> 00:17:33,019
'..she was jacking it in.'
266
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:39,544
Oh, thank God you haven't been
served yet. No coke.
267
00:17:39,587 --> 00:17:41,225
- What?
- With the vodka.
268
00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:43,940
The caffeine. I'll never sleep.
269
00:17:43,987 --> 00:17:46,547
'And I was just totally shafted...
270
00:17:49,787 --> 00:17:51,425
'..unless...'
271
00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:53,822
You were sweet. I had a nice time.
272
00:17:57,867 --> 00:17:59,016
She seems sweet.
273
00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:01,661
There's always a way.
274
00:18:04,507 --> 00:18:09,900
Anna, hi. What are you doing here?
On your own again?
275
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:15,142
This is Melissa, my new girlfriend.
276
00:18:15,187 --> 00:18:16,939
- Hi.
- Hi.
277
00:18:16,987 --> 00:18:18,466
Melissa, Anna.
278
00:18:18,507 --> 00:18:20,862
An old friend.
279
00:18:20,907 --> 00:18:22,545
Melissa's pretty new to the scene.
280
00:18:22,587 --> 00:18:24,976
I thought I hadn't
seen you round before.
281
00:18:25,027 --> 00:18:28,463
You would have noticed someone
as hot as her, wouldn't you?
282
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,498
Kim!
283
00:18:30,547 --> 00:18:32,344
So, what are you guys up to next?
284
00:18:32,387 --> 00:18:37,586
Next?! lt's nearly midnight!
We've still got an essay to finish?!
285
00:18:37,627 --> 00:18:41,017
lf you change your minds,
I'm heading on to a party.
286
00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:43,137
You're more than welcome.
287
00:18:43,187 --> 00:18:45,382
'Plan B was operational.'
288
00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:52,144
Ready? I'm parked just outside.
289
00:18:52,187 --> 00:18:54,655
Oh, there's only room for one.
290
00:18:54,707 --> 00:18:55,935
Kim?
291
00:18:55,987 --> 00:18:57,466
That's fine.
292
00:18:57,507 --> 00:18:59,702
I'll just follow you guys in a taxi.
293
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,658
- Are you sure?
- Mmm-hmm.
294
00:19:03,347 --> 00:19:08,137
'Maybe it was mean of me
to sacrifice Melissa.
295
00:19:08,187 --> 00:19:10,701
'Well, very mean.'
296
00:19:10,827 --> 00:19:13,819
OK, women writers
and the search for truth.
297
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,579
Who'd like to start?
298
00:19:15,627 --> 00:19:19,017
- Melissa!
- I'm really sorry.
299
00:19:20,947 --> 00:19:22,778
'I did feel bad.'
300
00:19:27,147 --> 00:19:30,298
First she fucks you over
and then she steals your girlfriend.
301
00:19:30,347 --> 00:19:34,181
- That's pretty rough.
- Tell me about it.
302
00:19:36,707 --> 00:19:37,935
'But it was worth it.'
303
00:19:37,987 --> 00:19:39,579
Come on.
304
00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:46,655
Ah! Ah, God!
305
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:49,665
What the fuck
did you think you were doing?
306
00:19:49,707 --> 00:19:51,425
Sorting out our little problem.
307
00:19:51,467 --> 00:19:53,935
Trust, Stella, trust.
308
00:19:53,987 --> 00:19:56,501
How do you think that makes me feel?
309
00:19:56,547 --> 00:19:59,823
At least we got to see Mr Perky.
310
00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:04,736
'Like I said,
there are only two types of women.'
311
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:07,904
Watch out,
the governor's in your room.
312
00:20:09,707 --> 00:20:13,222
lt wasn't the smoothest
of handovers, Kizza.
313
00:20:13,267 --> 00:20:16,862
'The manipulative bitches
314
00:20:16,907 --> 00:20:19,467
'and those stupid enough
to be taken in by them.'
315
00:20:26,947 --> 00:20:29,541
You filthy cow.
316
00:20:29,587 --> 00:20:32,385
I know, I need to be reprimanded.
317
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:38,265
OK, so, like, why would I do drugs
when I know you're watching me?
318
00:20:38,307 --> 00:20:42,539
And I know that you're watching me...
319
00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:47,379
..my every move.
320
00:20:47,427 --> 00:20:49,145
I'm innocent, guv.
321
00:21:00,547 --> 00:21:03,778
Honestly, I wouldn't
play games with you.
322
00:21:06,827 --> 00:21:10,058
OK, guys, thanks very much.
See you next week.
323
00:21:15,427 --> 00:21:19,625
Melissa.
Listen, I'm sorry if...
324
00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:24,457
You see, the thing is...
Do you want to go and grab a coffee?
325
00:21:24,507 --> 00:21:26,941
I know I shouldn't
have done what I did.
326
00:21:26,987 --> 00:21:30,457
lt was cruel but she was just so hot.
327
00:21:30,507 --> 00:21:32,498
And what a night!
328
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,738
Let's just be friends, yeah?
329
00:21:46,227 --> 00:21:48,104
So where did you meet Melissa?
330
00:21:48,147 --> 00:21:50,581
- College.
- College?
331
00:21:50,627 --> 00:21:52,379
College.
332
00:21:56,267 --> 00:21:59,464
She just somehow
doesn't seem your type.
333
00:21:59,507 --> 00:22:01,099
We've got a lot of things in common.
334
00:22:01,147 --> 00:22:03,536
Literature...
335
00:22:03,587 --> 00:22:05,976
Hmm.
336
00:22:09,747 --> 00:22:12,341
She could never have
been your girlfriend.
337
00:22:13,067 --> 00:22:15,103
I don't know what you mean.
338
00:22:16,707 --> 00:22:22,145
lf she had have been going out with you,
she'd have done this.
339
00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:36,146
And this.
340
00:22:45,467 --> 00:22:47,617
And this.
341
00:23:31,987 --> 00:23:35,104
Wanna taste you, wanna touch you
342
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:37,945
Wanna taste you, wanna have you.
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