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[tribal music]
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[cheering]
[clapping]
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- Pull up your overalls,
piggie wiggies!
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It's Hambo time!
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[cheering]
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♪ Hambo is so fun and
Hambo is a swine ♪
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♪ Hambo the ranch hand,
I'll always keep in mind ♪
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- [unison] Where's Hambo?!
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- I said it's Hambo time!
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[cheering]
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- [unison] Where's Hambo?!
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- I think Hambo must
be stuck in the mud.
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[laughing]
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Somebody go get that stupid pig.
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[laughing]
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- Hambo, what are you doing?!
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- Pulling my pork, what's
it look like I'm doing?
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Now get outta here
so I can finish up.
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- Well you know the
show has started!
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Those wonderful
children are out there
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waiting on their hero.
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- Then I guess I'd better
wash my hands first.
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[laughing]
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- Hambo, have you been drinking?
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Alcohol?!
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- Jet fuel's more
like it, but yeah,
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I've had a little
bit of sauce today.
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- Mr. Hambo, the
powers that be have
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warned you several times.
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- Don't get your panties
in a bunch, I'm fine.
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Can't do the show
without ol' Hambo
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and last time I
looked, that was me.
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See?
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- Okay Lord, I don't
usually raise my voice,
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so please forgive me.
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Hambo, get your
pointy tail out there
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on that stage right now!
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Those sweet children need you.
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Now march!
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- [laughs] Yeah.
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Hey, you little...
[laughing]
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That is it, I am so over this!
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- Does anybody know
what time it is?!
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- [unison] It's Hambo time!
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- That's right, piggy wiggies!
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Your ol' pal Hambo is here!
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Sorry I'm so late!
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I had a little
trouble with farmer...
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"Dick."
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If you know what I mean.
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[laughing]
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- Are you okay, Hambo?
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- Hey, don't you worry
about me, Peggy Suey,
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I'm just swine.
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[laughing]
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- Jesus Ham, you're drunk again.
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- I can still plow
your field, honey.
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[laughing]
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- Say Hambo, why don't
we all play a game?
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- I've got the perfect
one, Peggy Suey!
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[laughs] Pig and a poke.
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[laughing]
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Wanna start making
bacon or what?
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- Hey Hambo!
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- [Hambo] What do you want?!
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[kids laughing]
- My wiener!
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You little shit, wait until
I get my hooves on you!
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[buzzing]
- [Voiceover] All right
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everyone, take five.
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- I think Hambo needs
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a little minute to himself.
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- You know what Hambo,
you take that minute.
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In fact you take 'em all!
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Because you are fired!
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- Fired?!
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You can't fire me!
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I'm a star!
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[coughs]
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- You're a...
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A butthole!
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[laughing]
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- [unison] Hambo's a butthole!
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- Give a pig a hand, Peggy Suey?
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- Sorry.
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[coughing]
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- Et tu, Peggy Suey?
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Et tu?
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[vomiting]
- [unison] Ewww!
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[easy listening music]
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- It's over.
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- You gotta stop
talking like that,
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you're starting to scare me.
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This is just a minor
setback, right?
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- No, Donna.
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It's over.
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I'm done.
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I passed.
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I passed the exam!
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I'm gonna be a doctor!
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- [squeals] Not if
I kill you first!
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Come here.
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I'm so proud of you.
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- Thank you.
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Baby, I doubted
myself the entire way,
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but passing that exam made it
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all worth the blood,
sweat and tears.
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I did it for you.
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- No, I will not take any
credit for your hard work.
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You did this all by yourself.
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- No no.
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- Your mother would
be so proud of you.
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- Oh come on!
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- What?
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- Why ya gonna bring
my mama into this
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when I'm trying to
get all up in you?
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- Because your mama
worked three jobs
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so that you can have
the opportunities
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that she never had.
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That most of us never had
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back in the day and still don't.
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- Well that's where we have
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a difference in opinion.
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- Really?
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- Look, we all have
opportunities in front of us.
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But you gotta put down
the Xbox, gold teeth
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and dreams of restitution
to take advantage of 'em.
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- Here we go again.
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Captain Black to
the rescue, huh?
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- Oh come on!
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Now I'm always
gonna have to prove
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that I did not
become a doctor by
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scoring a touchdown
or shooting hoops.
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I love you.
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- Now why don't we
let the good doctor
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give his first
official examination?
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Hmm?
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- Come here.
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[phone ringing]
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- Nuh uh, don't you
dare answer that.
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- Okay.
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Oh yeah.
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- What's up, doctor?
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What happened to
your stethoscope?
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[phone ringing]
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- I'm sorry, I'm
sorry, I'm sorry.
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This could be important.
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What the hell?
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- [Hambo] Devin!
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- Hambo!
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- Devin, Devin, Devin!
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Hey Devin, I need
you to get down here.
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- Yeah.
- I need you down here now.
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Now, Devin!
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- All right.
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- Come down--
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- I am sorry!
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- You know, you've
got all this...
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- Oh baby, baby.
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- Crawling all over you.
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And you wanna go roll around
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in the mud with that pig clown?
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Sorry ain't gonna cut it!
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- He sounds really bad.
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He needs me right now.
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- What is it between you two?!
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I mean that's a kid show.
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A stupid one at that.
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- I'm his only friend.
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- Go figure.
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Now how am I supposed to say no?
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- Thank you.
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Look, you won't regret it.
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- Yeah, oh, but hey, you'll
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regret it if you don't bring me
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back a rhubarb squirty
on your way back.
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- Okay, one rhubarb
squirty coming right up.
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- Throw Hambo in the
skillet, will ya?
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I'll show you.
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Try replacing me!
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[knocking]
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Piss off!
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- Hambo?
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Are you okay?
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- Hey kid, I didn't
think you'd come.
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I didn't know who else to call.
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- Of course I'd come!
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I'd go anywhere for you, man.
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- You don't wanna go
where I'm going, kid.
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Soon I'm gonna be joining
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old McDonald's farm in the sky.
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- Are you dying?!
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- Nah, I just got shitcanned.
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Today was my last
run in the mud.
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- Say what?!
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You've been on since
before I was a kid!
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You're the last thing
I still hold on to.
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I love you, Hambo, we all do.
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- That's great, kid,
but the reality is
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nobody loves me anymore.
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Just you and some
freak named Spider.
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Runs a strip club
called the Tough Titty.
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What a dump!
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Not only are you
two my biggest fans,
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you're my only fans.
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- Don't say that!
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You've helped thousands
of kids for the better.
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You've always been
a good example.
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- The brass just doesn't seem to
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get my upstanding citizenship.
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I don't get it either.
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- So what happened?
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- I don't know.
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Life.
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I should be happier
than a pig on shit.
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Now I feel as useless
as tits on a boar.
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- What are you gonna do now?
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[laughing]
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- I'm going to dust
off my secret weapon.
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- Not the Bad Ass
Dolls idea again!
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Oh no!
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- Oh yes!
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The Badass Dolls are my ticket
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to the big barn!
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- Different from
what your audience
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usually buys, aren't they?
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- It's true my audience poop
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on all those plush piggies
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and dumbass dollies.
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This is gonna open a whole
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new territory for me.
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High end, high class.
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Hoighty-toighty collectibles.
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Every man, woman and child is
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gonna want one of these
for their home or office.
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They run the gambit of
interest as you see.
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- Yeah, I see them.
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Too many times.
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- But not like this.
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I'm putting voice chips
in each one of these.
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I've already got
a great bunch of
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comedians lined up
to do the voices.
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I mean for example
we've got Joe Cracker.
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We got the...
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The Crack Whore.
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I'll sucky sucky
for cracky cracky.
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I can guarantee you that's true.
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We got...
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Let's see, we got the Gook.
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[laughing]
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Check it out.
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Steering wheel because we all
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know they drive for shit.
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Camera because, come on, really,
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you ever see 'em without?
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So have no tickey, no washy.
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- I don't even think that's
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the right kind of
Asian to be honest.
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And It's racist!
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- Yeah, whatever.
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Then we got the Butt
Pirate of course.
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Tough audience.
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I had fun with that guy.
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And then of course
we've got my favorite.
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Ooga Booga!
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This boy here is gonna make
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me a shitload of money.
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- A bone in the nose?
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Really?!
269
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,431
- They're my license
to print money!
270
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,912
I cut down on one
bottle of booze a day
271
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,305
and now I can afford to take
272
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,916
these piggies to market.
273
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,440
I found a factory in China
274
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,224
will make them for pennies.
275
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:52,359
I'm gonna sweep the floor
with the competition.
276
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,796
- Is this your life savings?
277
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,018
- Don't worry about
ol' Hambo, buddy boy.
278
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,367
I got it covered.
279
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:04,023
Cheer up, kid, I got one more.
280
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,676
Saving the best for last.
281
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,425
Now this is a prototype,
282
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,906
and I want you to have it.
283
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,302
Come on.
284
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:27,916
Go ahead, kid, open it up!
285
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:33,704
Come on, were you this slow
286
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:36,359
at Christmas time, come on!
287
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:37,882
Open it open it open it open it!
288
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,105
A big ass Ooga Booga!
289
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:46,326
Ooga Booga!
290
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:50,591
Yeah, I know, I know.
291
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,071
It's amazing, isn't it?
292
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,247
It's amazing, it's
fucking amazing.
293
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:57,859
- I'm speechless.
294
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,515
- You can thank me later,
kid, don't worry about it.
295
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:03,299
Like I said, you've
always been there for me
296
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,171
and when I'm filthy ass rich
297
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,999
I'll return the
favor, you'll see.
298
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:10,437
You can count on me.
299
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:14,136
Now go on, I need
to pack this shit
300
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,747
and get out of here,
look after my children.
301
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:17,661
Really.
302
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,840
- [Devin] Hambo, but I
don't know about this.
303
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:24,581
Hambo?
304
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,452
- Good kid.
305
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:28,368
[laughing]
306
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,725
Joe Cracker.
307
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:41,381
Crackwhore.
308
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,125
Gook.
309
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,345
Butt Pirate.
310
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:53,523
And you, Ooga Booga.
311
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:56,309
You're gonna make
me filthy ass rich!
312
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,528
[laughing]
313
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:20,507
- Hey, you guys got squirties?
314
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:21,551
- In the back.
315
00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:38,307
- It's a celebration.
316
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:41,528
Yeah.
317
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:56,760
Hey boss, this thing
needs a checkup.
318
00:19:57,892 --> 00:20:00,286
- Okay, bro.
319
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:01,678
- Bro?!
320
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,245
I'll show you bro.
321
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,469
[electricity crackles]
322
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:18,173
If this thing electrocutes
me, I'm gonna be so pissed!
323
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,696
- It's cool, dude.
324
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:30,316
[heavy metal music]
325
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,535
- Just calm down, be cool.
326
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,233
- Don't tell me to be cool.
327
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:40,674
- Excuse me, sir.
328
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,459
[video game beeping]
329
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:47,507
Yo, buddy!
330
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:50,945
Hey dickhead, I'm
talking to you!
331
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:54,253
- Can I help you?
332
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:55,428
- Why yes you can, you can
333
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:57,299
help me by emptying
this register.
334
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:58,561
- Serious?
335
00:20:58,605 --> 00:20:59,736
- As serious as
your fucking acne.
336
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,392
- Pretty serious then.
337
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:14,882
- [Skeez] That's
right, all of it!
338
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:20,322
That's right, all of it.
339
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:23,325
I said all of it!
340
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:24,326
- That is all of it, dude.
341
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,806
- You've gotta be shitting me!
342
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:28,896
- See man, I told you
they're watching us, shit!
343
00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:31,333
- You holding out on me?
344
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:32,029
- No!
345
00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:32,682
- Wrong answer!
346
00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:33,466
[gunshot]
347
00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:38,601
Aw jeez.
348
00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:39,602
- We gotta get out of here.
349
00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:40,647
- Get the tape.
350
00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:43,998
- Got it.
351
00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:47,480
- [Skeez] Come on, dipshit!
352
00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:57,054
- Oh no, no!
353
00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:02,799
Oh God!
354
00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:06,107
Hey!
355
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:07,021
Hey buddy!
356
00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:09,545
Hey!
357
00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:11,634
Hang on, man.
358
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:13,767
Fuck.
359
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:19,163
I got you.
360
00:22:19,207 --> 00:22:20,904
I got you, buddy, okay?
361
00:22:21,992 --> 00:22:23,342
Don't die on me.
362
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,821
Do not die on me!
363
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,216
Just hang in there,
hang in there, okay?
364
00:22:42,535 --> 00:22:43,710
- [Operator] 911, state--
365
00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:45,102
- Give me the police
and an ambulance!
366
00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:46,539
This is an emergency!
367
00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:49,542
Hang in there, buddy.
368
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:52,936
Help is on the way.
369
00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:56,549
You just hang in there
for a minute longer.
370
00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:01,075
[police sirens]
371
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:08,735
- [White] [mumble]
just back me up.
372
00:23:12,129 --> 00:23:13,957
- See, what'd I tell you?
373
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:15,306
Help is here.
374
00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:17,004
Be strong.
375
00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:18,048
I just need you to hang in
376
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:19,659
for another minute, okay?
377
00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:22,966
Thank God you guys are here.
378
00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:24,838
He needs an ambulance and fast!
379
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:27,884
- You need to shut up and
380
00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:29,843
keep your hands
where I can see 'em.
381
00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:35,457
You animals!
382
00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:36,719
- I called you guys.
383
00:23:36,763 --> 00:23:38,982
- Uh huh, sure you did.
384
00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:43,378
- He's dying, he
may already be dead.
385
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,162
- We heard you confession when
386
00:23:45,206 --> 00:23:47,426
we walked in here.
387
00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:49,079
- Confession?
388
00:23:49,123 --> 00:23:50,559
You think I did this?!
389
00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:56,391
- One dead kid, one
living black kid.
390
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:57,653
Easy math.
391
00:23:58,698 --> 00:24:00,961
Don't you move another muscle,
392
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:02,919
or I won't just put a hole in
393
00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:05,444
your head like you did his.
394
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:08,098
I'll blow yours back to Africa!
395
00:24:08,142 --> 00:24:09,317
- Africa?
396
00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:11,754
Is he for real?
397
00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:14,757
- Better just do
what you're told.
398
00:24:14,801 --> 00:24:16,063
All of this will be sorted out.
399
00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:17,543
- That's right.
400
00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:19,283
Do as your told, boy.
401
00:24:20,676 --> 00:24:22,504
- Now I'm your boy?
402
00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:23,853
- Stand up.
403
00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:26,813
I wanna see your hands too.
404
00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:34,298
Don't get any ideas.
405
00:24:34,342 --> 00:24:35,778
I know you people can run,
406
00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:38,215
but you can't outrun a bullet.
407
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,131
- Is this some
kind of sick joke?!
408
00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:43,003
- Nobody laughing here, boy.
409
00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:54,493
- You dirty racist scumbag pig!
410
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:56,320
- Maybe you oughta
calm down, White,
411
00:24:56,364 --> 00:24:58,801
this isn't the way this
should be going down.
412
00:24:58,845 --> 00:25:00,063
I think he's innocent.
413
00:25:00,107 --> 00:25:01,978
Let's just take him
in and question him.
414
00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:05,286
- Oh you bleeding heart pussy!
415
00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:07,201
You're a part of the problem!
416
00:25:07,244 --> 00:25:09,333
Letting these gang
bangers get away
417
00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:11,945
with the benefit of the doubt.
418
00:25:11,988 --> 00:25:13,555
- I don't think he's
in a gang, White,
419
00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:15,514
look at him, clean cut.
420
00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:19,169
- I'll have--
421
00:25:19,213 --> 00:25:21,345
- You'll have me what?
422
00:25:21,389 --> 00:25:23,173
- I'll have you fired.
423
00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:27,656
Police brutality,
excessive force, racism?
424
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:28,875
That's just for starters.
425
00:25:28,918 --> 00:25:31,486
- It's your word
against mine, boy.
426
00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:35,534
[car crash]
427
00:25:38,493 --> 00:25:40,016
[zapping]
Shit!
428
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:41,627
- No!
[gunshots]
429
00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:47,458
- It wasn't a weapon,
he didn't fire!
430
00:25:48,895 --> 00:25:50,200
- Then what was that sound?
431
00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:51,593
- The damn machine!
432
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,554
- How was I supposed to know?
433
00:25:56,467 --> 00:25:57,643
And who cares?
434
00:25:58,687 --> 00:26:00,384
- You redneck son of a bitch.
435
00:26:02,038 --> 00:26:03,605
What now?
436
00:26:03,649 --> 00:26:06,390
- You mind your tongue, Benny.
437
00:26:06,434 --> 00:26:08,436
You say one word
of this to anybody,
438
00:26:08,479 --> 00:26:11,308
you're going down
with me, understand?
439
00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:15,095
- Same as always.
440
00:26:20,753 --> 00:26:22,581
- Is he dead?
441
00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:23,233
- Yeah.
442
00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:24,060
- You sure?
443
00:26:30,545 --> 00:26:31,764
[gunshot]
444
00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:36,464
Now he's dead.
445
00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:39,249
And that was your bullet.
446
00:26:45,473 --> 00:26:47,127
Good shot, by the way.
447
00:26:52,132 --> 00:26:53,524
We need an ambulance at
448
00:26:53,568 --> 00:26:56,789
the convenience store
at 5th and 83rd.
449
00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:02,621
Let's go outside
and wait for 'em.
450
00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:04,231
Stinks in here.
451
00:27:08,365 --> 00:27:13,370
[dramatic music]
452
00:27:36,742 --> 00:27:38,831
[electricity crackling]
453
00:27:56,587 --> 00:27:59,373
[music intensifies]
454
00:28:24,877 --> 00:28:26,400
[dramatic sting]
455
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,502
[rioters chanting]
456
00:28:49,945 --> 00:28:52,382
- Stupid bastards.
457
00:28:52,426 --> 00:28:55,211
Just another black
kid with a gun.
458
00:28:55,255 --> 00:28:56,473
Case closed.
459
00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:01,565
You two dickheads got anything
460
00:29:01,609 --> 00:29:03,393
to say for yourselves?
461
00:29:03,437 --> 00:29:05,744
- I don't know, Judge, I don't
462
00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:08,137
know what to say about all this.
463
00:29:08,181 --> 00:29:09,399
- A damn thank you would be
464
00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:11,053
a good start, you assholes.
465
00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:14,970
Do you know if
that security tape
466
00:29:15,014 --> 00:29:16,537
would have surfaced, do you know
467
00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:17,581
how bad things would have
468
00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:18,800
gotten for you honkeys?
469
00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:20,280
You honkeys would
be sitting in a
470
00:29:20,323 --> 00:29:23,892
jail cell next to every
coon and spic we sent there.
471
00:29:23,936 --> 00:29:25,764
They'd be happy as
shit to see you.
472
00:29:27,548 --> 00:29:29,593
And you know, I
don't think that I
473
00:29:29,637 --> 00:29:32,161
could have even gotten
you out of this jam.
474
00:29:32,205 --> 00:29:33,859
Even if I could, you'd have one
475
00:29:33,902 --> 00:29:36,470
severely stretched
bunghole by the time I did.
476
00:29:41,388 --> 00:29:42,606
Now...
477
00:29:43,607 --> 00:29:45,348
Wherever you hid that tape,
478
00:29:45,392 --> 00:29:48,351
you make sure it stays hidden.
479
00:29:48,395 --> 00:29:49,352
Come to think of it,
480
00:29:49,396 --> 00:29:51,702
you better burn the damn thing.
481
00:29:51,746 --> 00:29:53,748
- Sir, we didn't take the tape.
482
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:54,836
It was already gone.
483
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:55,794
- Who asked you?
484
00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:56,969
Just get rid of it!
485
00:29:58,318 --> 00:30:01,060
- What's gonna happen now?
486
00:30:01,103 --> 00:30:05,455
- White, I rely on you
to clean my streets,
487
00:30:05,499 --> 00:30:08,154
but you sure do make
one hell of a mess.
488
00:30:08,197 --> 00:30:10,634
For now, I want
you to be invisble.
489
00:30:10,678 --> 00:30:11,766
You play by the book.
490
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,159
I don't want you to grow a boil
491
00:30:13,202 --> 00:30:14,987
on your butt unless I
know about it first,
492
00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:17,076
do you understand?!
493
00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:17,816
- Yes, sir.
494
00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:18,991
- Good.
495
00:30:29,131 --> 00:30:30,480
- [Reporter] After
thorough investigation,
496
00:30:30,524 --> 00:30:32,134
two police officers
were found innocent
497
00:30:32,178 --> 00:30:34,136
today in the shooting
death of Devin Campbell.
498
00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:35,659
It was determined the officers
499
00:30:35,703 --> 00:30:37,748
had foiled the robbery,
but not before Campbell--
500
00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:54,200
- You had such a bright
future ahead of you.
501
00:30:55,114 --> 00:30:56,376
Ahead of us.
502
00:30:58,769 --> 00:31:01,511
I know you're innocent.
503
00:31:01,555 --> 00:31:04,340
Somehow I will bring
justice to your name.
504
00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:11,913
[dramatic music]
505
00:31:37,808 --> 00:31:39,375
Must be losing my mind.
506
00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:47,818
[heavy breathing]
507
00:31:47,862 --> 00:31:48,602
[thud]
508
00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:49,908
What the hell?
509
00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:57,306
[mumble] that.
510
00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:18,762
[dramatic sting]
511
00:32:18,806 --> 00:32:21,243
[tribal music]
[growling]
512
00:32:26,466 --> 00:32:28,076
What the fuck is that?
513
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,512
[rattling]
514
00:32:31,079 --> 00:32:33,299
[music intensifies]
515
00:32:37,651 --> 00:32:39,044
[screaming]
516
00:32:42,264 --> 00:32:44,658
[growling]
517
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,186
- [Reporter] After a
thorough investigation,
518
00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:53,014
two police officers were
found innocent today
519
00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:54,755
in the shooting death
of Devin Campbell.
520
00:32:54,798 --> 00:32:56,583
- Boys, thanks to Officer White
521
00:32:56,626 --> 00:32:58,411
and our benefactor Judge Marks,
522
00:32:58,454 --> 00:33:00,587
we just got off scott free.
523
00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:03,720
- [laughs] Who's Scott?
524
00:33:03,764 --> 00:33:05,374
- [Zero] You think the judge
knows we was there, man?
525
00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:07,550
That we did that kid?
526
00:33:07,594 --> 00:33:09,813
He's got eyes in the
back of his head, man.
527
00:33:09,857 --> 00:33:13,078
He sees everything, man,
big scary eyes everywhere.
528
00:33:13,121 --> 00:33:14,775
- Look, if he knew,
we'd know by now.
529
00:33:14,818 --> 00:33:16,820
If you two yappie
idiots can keep
530
00:33:16,864 --> 00:33:20,259
your holes shut, we'll keep
the heat off our backs.
531
00:33:21,434 --> 00:33:23,175
Besides, if that
crooked ass judge
532
00:33:23,218 --> 00:33:25,481
sends Officer Porkoff
Hitler and his
533
00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:27,614
doughnut reich after us...
534
00:33:33,533 --> 00:33:35,056
- This media's dead.
535
00:33:40,931 --> 00:33:43,021
[laughing]
536
00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:46,154
- It's so good.
537
00:34:04,694 --> 00:34:09,569
[suspenseful music]
538
00:34:18,404 --> 00:34:20,058
- Where are you,
you little freak?
539
00:34:21,146 --> 00:34:22,886
I'm about to straighten
your little ass.
540
00:35:06,191 --> 00:35:07,148
Devin?
541
00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:13,111
Is this your idea
of a sick joke?
542
00:35:15,461 --> 00:35:17,724
So you trying to tell
me that Devin sent you?
543
00:35:21,684 --> 00:35:23,121
What the hell are you?
544
00:35:29,997 --> 00:35:31,259
You're Devin?
545
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,155
[groggy] Devin...
546
00:35:57,198 --> 00:36:01,028
I had the worst nightmare
dream come true.
547
00:36:09,036 --> 00:36:10,385
It wasn't a nightmare.
548
00:36:13,910 --> 00:36:15,390
Did you do this?
549
00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:20,178
You took care of me
when I passed out?
550
00:36:23,529 --> 00:36:25,095
So you're not here to kill me.
551
00:36:30,797 --> 00:36:32,407
And you really are Devin?
552
00:36:38,587 --> 00:36:40,110
What happened to you?
553
00:36:49,903 --> 00:36:51,383
They happened to you?
554
00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:56,214
I knew you were innocent.
555
00:36:58,085 --> 00:36:59,739
Did you get caught
in a crossfire?
556
00:37:01,610 --> 00:37:02,916
You were murdered?
557
00:37:05,745 --> 00:37:06,876
Wait, wait.
558
00:37:09,357 --> 00:37:11,403
So how did you get in that?
559
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,331
[coughing]
560
00:37:26,374 --> 00:37:28,376
When'd you start
smoking that stuff?
561
00:37:29,725 --> 00:37:31,074
I thought it was supposed
to clam you down.
562
00:37:33,555 --> 00:37:34,600
Look...
563
00:37:35,557 --> 00:37:37,516
We'll figure out something.
564
00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:38,821
A witch doctor maybe.
565
00:37:41,563 --> 00:37:42,608
I got it.
566
00:37:44,131 --> 00:37:45,741
I get it, you came back because
567
00:37:45,785 --> 00:37:47,308
you have unfinished business.
568
00:37:53,314 --> 00:37:55,142
Somehow I'm gonna
prove your innocence.
569
00:37:58,014 --> 00:37:59,277
So where do we start?
570
00:38:05,761 --> 00:38:10,679
[rap music]
571
00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:13,203
[knocking]
572
00:38:24,563 --> 00:38:26,260
- I knew this place
was going to [mumble]
573
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:29,394
when I saw you jungle
bunnies moving in here!
574
00:38:29,437 --> 00:38:30,699
Trying to turn a nice place
575
00:38:30,743 --> 00:38:32,614
into a goddamn crack house!
576
00:38:34,442 --> 00:38:35,791
Turning this thing off!
577
00:38:36,923 --> 00:38:38,794
I'm gonna take it with me too!
578
00:38:38,838 --> 00:38:40,796
You probably stole it
in the first place!
579
00:38:42,581 --> 00:38:43,843
I don't even see
how you can stand
580
00:38:43,886 --> 00:38:46,019
to live in a nice
place like this!
581
00:38:48,674 --> 00:38:50,719
Where the hell are you anyway?!
582
00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:52,634
Get out here where
I can see you!
583
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:55,245
Chickenshit!
584
00:38:58,684 --> 00:38:59,946
What the hell?
585
00:39:03,036 --> 00:39:05,865
I knew you dumb monkeys
would bring in rats.
586
00:39:12,132 --> 00:39:13,481
[growling]
587
00:39:13,525 --> 00:39:14,830
[screaming]
588
00:39:14,874 --> 00:39:16,179
[groaning]
589
00:39:16,223 --> 00:39:19,400
[tribal music]
590
00:39:39,681 --> 00:39:44,686
[rap music]
591
00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:48,560
- Got any spare
change, sexy mama?
592
00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:57,569
- Get yourself something
to eat with that.
593
00:39:57,612 --> 00:39:59,353
- Yeah, well I'm
on a liquid diet.
594
00:40:02,182 --> 00:40:04,097
[police sirens]
595
00:40:08,318 --> 00:40:10,451
- Well well well,
what do we have here?
596
00:40:10,495 --> 00:40:11,974
- Boys.
597
00:40:12,018 --> 00:40:13,149
I don't want no trouble.
598
00:40:14,934 --> 00:40:16,065
- You found it!
599
00:40:20,026 --> 00:40:21,419
Are you gonna give it [mumble]?
600
00:40:22,768 --> 00:40:24,900
- Look, just take
whatever's in there, okay?
601
00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:26,336
Just let me go.
602
00:40:26,380 --> 00:40:29,383
- Damn, there ain't no
damn money in the purse!
603
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,211
- I wasn't talking
about the money.
604
00:40:31,254 --> 00:40:32,778
I was talking about this.
605
00:40:32,821 --> 00:40:34,519
- No, please!
606
00:40:34,562 --> 00:40:35,694
Please?
607
00:40:35,737 --> 00:40:37,260
You begging me, boy?
608
00:40:37,304 --> 00:40:38,653
- Look, look...
609
00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:41,439
I won't say anything, okay?
610
00:40:41,482 --> 00:40:44,180
I won't say anything,
just let me go.
611
00:40:44,224 --> 00:40:45,486
- Oh I know you
won't say nothing.
612
00:40:45,530 --> 00:40:47,053
'Cause I'm gonna
break your teeth.
613
00:40:47,096 --> 00:40:49,838
- She sure is pretty, Skeez.
614
00:40:49,882 --> 00:40:51,753
- [Skeez] Hey, Boner here's
a real shit for brains,
615
00:40:51,797 --> 00:40:54,887
but he knows a good
piece when he sees it.
616
00:40:54,930 --> 00:40:57,280
You're gonna make
us a lot of money.
617
00:40:57,324 --> 00:40:59,631
- [sobs] Oh God, no!
618
00:40:59,674 --> 00:41:01,154
- Cry all you want,
bitch, ain't nobody
619
00:41:01,197 --> 00:41:02,808
listening to your [mumble].
620
00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:06,942
- You know what comes a running?
621
00:41:06,986 --> 00:41:07,943
- Skeez, maybe you oughta
622
00:41:07,987 --> 00:41:08,901
sample the goods.
623
00:41:08,944 --> 00:41:10,598
- Oh I will, brother Zero.
624
00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:13,296
I think Boner here should
take the first stab.
625
00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:14,689
- Oh yeah.
626
00:41:14,733 --> 00:41:16,648
- No, no, no!
627
00:41:16,691 --> 00:41:18,301
- Let me at her!
628
00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:19,868
- No!
629
00:41:19,912 --> 00:41:21,957
[screaming]
630
00:41:33,099 --> 00:41:34,448
Help me!
631
00:41:36,189 --> 00:41:38,583
[sobbing]
632
00:42:26,065 --> 00:42:31,070
[R&B music]
633
00:43:02,362 --> 00:43:04,190
[grunting]
634
00:43:40,139 --> 00:43:42,532
- You wanted to see me, judge?
635
00:43:42,576 --> 00:43:44,491
- Let's get something
straight here, White.
636
00:43:45,405 --> 00:43:46,841
It never gives me any pleasure
637
00:43:46,885 --> 00:43:48,626
to see your sorry
ass, but we got
638
00:43:48,669 --> 00:43:51,019
business to attend
to, so sit down.
639
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,984
- I thought you wanted
me to lay low for awhile.
640
00:43:59,027 --> 00:44:00,463
- You thought?
641
00:44:00,507 --> 00:44:01,639
- Yeah.
642
00:44:01,682 --> 00:44:03,205
- I'll do the
thinking around here,
643
00:44:03,249 --> 00:44:05,643
you do the doing.
644
00:44:05,686 --> 00:44:07,079
All the heat that
you have brought in
645
00:44:07,122 --> 00:44:10,386
on this institution has
made me a bit uncomfortable.
646
00:44:10,430 --> 00:44:11,866
Now I wanna thank you for doing
647
00:44:11,910 --> 00:44:14,173
God's work and putting
niggers in the hole,
648
00:44:14,216 --> 00:44:18,699
but the way I see it,
you owe me big time.
649
00:44:18,743 --> 00:44:20,483
I'm changing your beat a bit.
650
00:44:21,354 --> 00:44:22,964
- What do you want me to do?
651
00:44:23,008 --> 00:44:24,531
- I want you to check in on some
652
00:44:24,574 --> 00:44:27,142
tweakers down at Muddy Gardens.
653
00:44:27,186 --> 00:44:28,622
The way I see it,
their numbers are
654
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:31,103
too low for my liking.
655
00:44:31,146 --> 00:44:32,495
They're gobbling
up that meth shit
656
00:44:32,539 --> 00:44:33,975
faster than they can
cook it, it's cutting
657
00:44:34,019 --> 00:44:36,804
into my profits and that
is not good for business.
658
00:44:36,848 --> 00:44:38,850
- Sir, you know I don't like to
659
00:44:38,893 --> 00:44:40,982
mess with the drug operation.
660
00:44:41,026 --> 00:44:42,984
I don't want any part of it.
661
00:44:43,028 --> 00:44:44,333
- I don't give a Mexican's magic
662
00:44:44,377 --> 00:44:45,944
jumping bean what you like!
663
00:44:45,987 --> 00:44:48,990
You are gonna go down there
and eyeball that operation!
664
00:44:49,034 --> 00:44:49,948
- Yes, sir.
665
00:44:53,516 --> 00:44:57,520
- Also, they got hookers
down there in that pit.
666
00:44:57,564 --> 00:45:00,349
Real skanks, but they're
bringing in money somehow.
667
00:45:00,393 --> 00:45:02,047
But their numbers
are too low too.
668
00:45:02,090 --> 00:45:03,875
Something is just
not right down there.
669
00:45:05,354 --> 00:45:07,182
- I'll check it out for you.
670
00:45:07,226 --> 00:45:08,227
- You're damn right you will.
671
00:45:08,270 --> 00:45:09,358
Now get.
672
00:45:12,405 --> 00:45:17,410
[dramatic music]
673
00:45:26,332 --> 00:45:27,899
- You find anything yet?
674
00:45:30,989 --> 00:45:31,990
What?
675
00:45:33,992 --> 00:45:36,255
Officer White seems to be
a busy man, doesn't he?
676
00:45:40,085 --> 00:45:41,390
I mean look, if
we're to believe what
677
00:45:41,434 --> 00:45:43,741
we read, chrime is way
up in our little city.
678
00:45:45,003 --> 00:45:47,570
All ending in a death or
an arrest of a minority.
679
00:45:47,614 --> 00:45:49,834
Miraculously, White's
been first on the scene
680
00:45:49,877 --> 00:45:51,749
in each one of these cases.
681
00:45:53,141 --> 00:45:55,970
Never questioned and
certainly never investigated.
682
00:46:01,846 --> 00:46:04,109
You know what I say?
683
00:46:04,152 --> 00:46:06,546
I say we do a little
investigation of our own.
684
00:46:07,982 --> 00:46:12,465
[dramatic music]
685
00:46:36,532 --> 00:46:39,361
[television running]
686
00:46:51,634 --> 00:46:53,071
- [Allardyce] Goddammit!
687
00:46:57,118 --> 00:46:59,251
Can't you read the sign?
688
00:46:59,294 --> 00:47:01,340
I'm smack dab in the
middle of one of my shows.
689
00:47:01,383 --> 00:47:03,211
Nobody bugs me in the
middle of my shows.
690
00:47:03,255 --> 00:47:05,779
- I'm sorry to
disturb you, ma'am.
691
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:07,520
- Well you should be!
692
00:47:07,563 --> 00:47:11,393
- I really truly
am, but you see...
693
00:47:13,221 --> 00:47:16,224
Well well, my my my, that is a
694
00:47:16,268 --> 00:47:19,880
pretty nightgown you're
sporting there, ma'am.
695
00:47:21,186 --> 00:47:22,709
Pardon me for saying.
696
00:47:23,884 --> 00:47:24,842
- Sears.
697
00:47:26,017 --> 00:47:28,280
- Well I bet it is.
698
00:47:28,323 --> 00:47:30,630
Can't find fashion like
that right off the rack.
699
00:47:31,457 --> 00:47:32,893
- Thank you.
700
00:47:32,937 --> 00:47:35,896
- Oh, and that hair?
701
00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:37,637
Mmm mmm mmm!
702
00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:40,770
- Some gals just don't know
703
00:47:40,814 --> 00:47:42,772
how to fix up anymore.
704
00:47:42,816 --> 00:47:44,557
Reveal everything, leave nothing
705
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:45,993
to the imagination.
706
00:47:47,255 --> 00:47:49,910
- Pardon my saying,
but my imagination
707
00:47:49,954 --> 00:47:53,740
is running wild right about now.
708
00:47:55,481 --> 00:47:56,917
- [whispers] Shush you.
709
00:47:59,398 --> 00:48:00,921
Maybe you'd like to step in.
710
00:48:02,096 --> 00:48:03,924
You might catch
a chill out here.
711
00:48:03,968 --> 00:48:05,360
- By all means.
712
00:48:22,508 --> 00:48:24,249
It's...
713
00:48:24,292 --> 00:48:26,555
Some place you have here.
714
00:48:26,599 --> 00:48:27,600
- It's cozy.
715
00:48:28,818 --> 00:48:33,475
Say, I know I've seen
you somwhere before.
716
00:48:34,824 --> 00:48:35,913
Haven't I seen you
somewhere, I know I have.
717
00:48:37,088 --> 00:48:39,264
- I don't know, ma'am.
718
00:48:39,307 --> 00:48:40,918
I do get around a bit.
719
00:48:41,962 --> 00:48:43,268
- I bet you do.
720
00:48:45,009 --> 00:48:48,142
Oh, and please call
me Mrs. Allardyce.
721
00:48:48,186 --> 00:48:52,277
- Oh thank you, ma'am,
uh, Mrs. Allardyce.
722
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:56,063
- Oh, Mr. Allardyce has
been gone 25 years or more.
723
00:48:56,107 --> 00:48:57,282
- Oh.
724
00:48:57,325 --> 00:48:59,501
Well I'm sorry to
hear of his passing.
725
00:48:59,545 --> 00:49:01,416
- Oh he didn't die.
726
00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:03,244
I wish he had.
727
00:49:03,288 --> 00:49:05,246
He went to fix a
flat tire in Lot 17
728
00:49:05,290 --> 00:49:06,595
and ran off with a slut.
729
00:49:06,639 --> 00:49:07,683
- Oh.
730
00:49:10,599 --> 00:49:12,514
- What did you
say your name was?
731
00:49:12,558 --> 00:49:15,648
- Well I didn't, but
the name's White.
732
00:49:19,217 --> 00:49:20,609
- I know who you are.
733
00:49:22,829 --> 00:49:26,050
You're that Officer
White on that TV show!
734
00:49:27,051 --> 00:49:28,966
- Beauty and brains too.
735
00:49:30,141 --> 00:49:31,969
- I knew I'd get
it, I always do!
736
00:49:35,059 --> 00:49:36,974
I do love a man in uniform.
737
00:49:38,105 --> 00:49:42,631
You know, on your
show, you're so calmly.
738
00:49:42,675 --> 00:49:44,982
- Oh, well thank you.
739
00:49:45,025 --> 00:49:47,680
That means a lot
coming from such a...
740
00:49:49,856 --> 00:49:51,989
Specimen like yourself.
741
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:54,469
- Oh ho, I can't believe it!
742
00:49:54,513 --> 00:49:57,995
Oh, a real television star
right here in my own home!
743
00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:02,086
Oh my goodness, what
would people say?
744
00:50:02,129 --> 00:50:04,523
I'm hobnobbing now with
a Hollywood jetset!
745
00:50:04,566 --> 00:50:07,874
- Oh well I'm really not
a TV star, Mrs. Allardye,
746
00:50:07,917 --> 00:50:11,834
I just happen to get on
the local news sometimes.
747
00:50:11,878 --> 00:50:12,835
- Oh don't be silly!
748
00:50:12,879 --> 00:50:14,359
You're on the TV!
749
00:50:14,402 --> 00:50:17,144
I don't get out much,
but what's the point?
750
00:50:17,188 --> 00:50:20,147
Everything is on
the television set.
751
00:50:20,191 --> 00:50:22,323
I love that show of yours.
752
00:50:22,367 --> 00:50:23,672
You always catch the bad guy,
753
00:50:23,716 --> 00:50:25,848
put them in handcuffs.
754
00:50:25,892 --> 00:50:27,328
- Thank you.
755
00:50:27,372 --> 00:50:31,028
- You know, I have some
velvet crumbcake in my fridge.
756
00:50:33,073 --> 00:50:36,294
Maybe you'd like to stop awhile?
757
00:50:36,337 --> 00:50:38,339
Have a snack?
758
00:50:39,471 --> 00:50:44,084
- Well not right
now, Mrs. Allardyce.
759
00:50:44,128 --> 00:50:45,955
- Paradise peaches?
760
00:50:47,131 --> 00:50:49,089
- No thank you.
761
00:50:49,133 --> 00:50:50,221
- Twinkie?
762
00:50:51,396 --> 00:50:53,267
- You know Mrs.
Allardye, I'm just
763
00:50:53,311 --> 00:50:55,791
looking for a friend of mine.
764
00:50:55,835 --> 00:50:57,532
- A friend of yours here?
765
00:50:57,576 --> 00:50:59,186
- Well although you
see, the problem is
766
00:50:59,230 --> 00:51:01,710
I don't exactly know
where to look for them
767
00:51:01,754 --> 00:51:05,236
and I was hoping maybe
you could help me out.
768
00:51:05,279 --> 00:51:07,542
I'm kinda in a hurry.
769
00:51:07,586 --> 00:51:08,587
- I see.
770
00:51:10,893 --> 00:51:12,678
I knew I was out of my league.
771
00:51:14,593 --> 00:51:18,379
- Oh, but you see,
when I find out
772
00:51:18,423 --> 00:51:22,035
where this friend
lives, then I'll
773
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:24,907
be coming back quite often.
774
00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:27,910
You'll be seeing a lot more
775
00:51:27,954 --> 00:51:29,999
of me around here.
776
00:51:32,698 --> 00:51:34,613
- Who is this friend of yours?
777
00:51:35,788 --> 00:51:37,529
- Well his name is...
778
00:51:38,573 --> 00:51:40,184
His name is Skeez.
779
00:51:41,054 --> 00:51:42,273
- Skeez?!
780
00:51:42,316 --> 00:51:43,230
- Mmmhm.
781
00:51:43,274 --> 00:51:44,144
- Why the hell are you looking
782
00:51:44,188 --> 00:51:45,841
for a scuzzbag like that?
783
00:51:45,885 --> 00:51:47,582
Him and his criminal
creepy friends
784
00:51:47,626 --> 00:51:48,801
are nothing but trouble.
785
00:51:48,844 --> 00:51:51,195
- Can you show me
where he lives?
786
00:51:52,457 --> 00:51:53,675
- I see.
787
00:51:55,024 --> 00:51:56,635
You're undercover.
788
00:52:01,857 --> 00:52:04,121
[whispers] Your secret
is safe with me.
789
00:52:05,296 --> 00:52:07,950
I didn't see that episode yet.
790
00:52:07,994 --> 00:52:09,604
They're in Lot 11.
791
00:52:11,389 --> 00:52:12,912
You'll know it because it smells
792
00:52:12,955 --> 00:52:14,740
just like a wet gorilla.
793
00:52:17,221 --> 00:52:18,526
- Thank you.
794
00:52:28,623 --> 00:52:30,364
[chuckles]
795
00:52:34,847 --> 00:52:39,852
[country rock music]
796
00:52:59,524 --> 00:53:01,047
- I hate to be the party pooper,
797
00:53:01,090 --> 00:53:04,355
but shouldn't that girl
be out there working?
798
00:53:05,530 --> 00:53:06,661
Judge ain't gonna like the fact
799
00:53:06,705 --> 00:53:08,185
that she ain't
bringing in no money.
800
00:53:08,228 --> 00:53:09,098
- He'll never know.
801
00:53:09,142 --> 00:53:10,491
Besides, you'll work a double
802
00:53:10,535 --> 00:53:12,537
tomorrow, won't you, sweetie?
803
00:53:12,580 --> 00:53:14,582
- [Prostitute] I
don't know, Skeez.
804
00:53:14,626 --> 00:53:16,105
My rash ain't healed up yet.
805
00:53:17,281 --> 00:53:19,544
- I told you, put
some butter on it.
806
00:53:19,587 --> 00:53:21,589
- Judge'll know, man.
807
00:53:21,633 --> 00:53:22,851
He knows everything.
808
00:53:24,592 --> 00:53:26,420
I don't know how he
knows, but he knows.
809
00:53:27,726 --> 00:53:29,554
He's got eyes in the
back of his head.
810
00:53:30,946 --> 00:53:32,687
He see all.
811
00:53:32,731 --> 00:53:33,688
He see the world.
812
00:53:33,732 --> 00:53:35,516
- Dude, just chill out.
813
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:37,431
He's too self important
to come down here.
814
00:53:38,954 --> 00:53:40,826
Just, there's not a problem.
815
00:53:40,869 --> 00:53:42,349
[knocking]
816
00:53:44,482 --> 00:53:46,223
- It's those eyes, man.
817
00:53:46,266 --> 00:53:47,833
- He's got those big
ol' honkin' ears too.
818
00:53:47,876 --> 00:53:49,487
- Oh, we goners.
819
00:53:50,705 --> 00:53:52,272
- Just chill.
820
00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:54,187
It's just a customer
trying to get a fix.
821
00:54:02,848 --> 00:54:04,197
- Hello, boys.
822
00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:06,243
- Oh man.
823
00:54:07,113 --> 00:54:08,549
I told you.
824
00:54:08,593 --> 00:54:10,899
- Looks like a party's
happening here.
825
00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:16,078
My invitation must've
been lost in the mail.
826
00:54:16,122 --> 00:54:17,558
- Ain't no party, White.
827
00:54:17,602 --> 00:54:19,604
We were just blowing off a
little steam, right boys?
828
00:54:20,518 --> 00:54:22,607
- This party rocks!
829
00:54:22,650 --> 00:54:23,390
- What Boner--
830
00:54:23,434 --> 00:54:24,957
- Go with tweaker.
831
00:54:30,005 --> 00:54:32,051
- What brings you down
here, Officer White?
832
00:54:32,094 --> 00:54:33,835
Was our music too loud?
833
00:54:33,879 --> 00:54:36,838
- I'm here on official business.
834
00:54:36,882 --> 00:54:39,058
You know what that means?
835
00:54:39,101 --> 00:54:40,320
- Of course.
836
00:54:40,364 --> 00:54:41,365
I mean no.
837
00:54:42,931 --> 00:54:45,891
Your numbers are
down in the dirt.
838
00:54:51,157 --> 00:54:53,507
And looking at you dipshits,
839
00:54:53,551 --> 00:54:55,117
I can see why.
840
00:54:56,858 --> 00:54:59,296
- Look man, you
know, things are bad
841
00:54:59,339 --> 00:55:02,603
with the economy and
people can't pay rent,
842
00:55:02,647 --> 00:55:05,389
so it just goes to show--
843
00:55:05,432 --> 00:55:09,784
- People always have
enough money for drugs.
844
00:55:09,828 --> 00:55:11,482
Always.
845
00:55:11,525 --> 00:55:13,919
Drugs and poon.
846
00:55:13,962 --> 00:55:16,138
Even at the risk of
living on the street.
847
00:55:17,270 --> 00:55:20,142
That's why it's good business.
848
00:55:20,186 --> 00:55:22,493
Why isn't it a good business
849
00:55:22,536 --> 00:55:25,147
with you miserable morons?
850
00:55:26,279 --> 00:55:28,281
- I suppose you're
gonna tell us?
851
00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:29,326
- That's right.
852
00:55:30,631 --> 00:55:32,372
Business is bad with you
853
00:55:32,416 --> 00:55:34,156
for a couple of reasons.
854
00:55:35,027 --> 00:55:39,510
One, the hooker is in here
855
00:55:39,553 --> 00:55:42,991
partying with the likes of you.
856
00:55:43,035 --> 00:55:47,648
Now how in the hell is she
supposed to make money...
857
00:55:47,692 --> 00:55:51,870
When she ain't outside
looking to suck for a buck?!
858
00:55:51,913 --> 00:55:54,960
- She's just in here
on her luck break, man.
859
00:55:55,003 --> 00:55:57,354
- Are you paying
her to suck you?
860
00:55:58,267 --> 00:55:59,486
- No.
861
00:55:59,530 --> 00:56:01,401
- Well then...
862
00:56:01,445 --> 00:56:05,144
There's a breakdown in the
wheels of commerce, isn't there?
863
00:56:07,015 --> 00:56:08,190
- Point taken.
864
00:56:08,234 --> 00:56:11,106
- Which leads us
to our next issue.
865
00:56:11,150 --> 00:56:14,414
Problem number two, drugs.
866
00:56:16,938 --> 00:56:18,897
- I ain't got no
problem with drugs.
867
00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:22,814
- The problem is...
868
00:56:22,857 --> 00:56:25,599
You're supposed to
be making them here.
869
00:56:25,643 --> 00:56:29,386
Then you take them out
there so you can sell them.
870
00:56:31,083 --> 00:56:33,041
But somehow, they don't seem
871
00:56:33,085 --> 00:56:34,913
to be going out there, do they?
872
00:56:36,088 --> 00:56:39,134
They get all stuck.
873
00:56:39,178 --> 00:56:42,181
Somewhere in here.
874
00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:49,406
And specifically, they end
up going right up here!
875
00:56:50,929 --> 00:56:52,974
[screaming]
876
00:56:54,498 --> 00:56:57,414
That creates quite the pickle.
877
00:56:58,937 --> 00:57:01,156
Now I'm gonna ask you again,
878
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:05,247
are you paying for the
drugs you're using?
879
00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:07,424
I take that as a no.
880
00:57:07,467 --> 00:57:12,080
Being that product,
be it drugs or poon,
881
00:57:12,124 --> 00:57:15,954
are not making it to the
consumer, I'm assuming
882
00:57:15,997 --> 00:57:21,002
you lunkheads are
very rich and can
883
00:57:22,569 --> 00:57:26,617
pull all that false
revenue out of your asses!
884
00:57:29,576 --> 00:57:31,099
- No sir, we can't.
885
00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:37,671
- Then I consider
this to be theft!
886
00:57:37,715 --> 00:57:40,935
You know what I do about
thieves, don't you?
887
00:57:40,979 --> 00:57:42,589
- You jack 'em up real good.
888
00:57:42,633 --> 00:57:43,851
I seen it.
889
00:57:43,895 --> 00:57:45,505
- He's the smartest
one in the bunch.
890
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:49,466
- Look man, Officer, we've seen
891
00:57:49,509 --> 00:57:51,163
the error of our
ways, right boys?
892
00:57:51,206 --> 00:57:52,033
- Hell yes.
893
00:57:52,077 --> 00:57:53,034
- Huh?
894
00:57:54,383 --> 00:57:55,646
- Look, from this point on
895
00:57:55,689 --> 00:57:57,778
we're on the straight
and narrow, okay?
896
00:57:57,822 --> 00:58:00,607
We'll sell hookers and drugs.
897
00:58:00,651 --> 00:58:01,869
No more screwups.
898
00:58:05,656 --> 00:58:08,963
- For some reason,
I don't believe you.
899
00:58:09,007 --> 00:58:11,009
- Believe me, believe me...
900
00:58:12,053 --> 00:58:14,099
From this day on we just sell
901
00:58:14,142 --> 00:58:17,711
the sluts and the
glass, no more partying.
902
00:58:17,755 --> 00:58:19,234
Scout's honor.
903
00:58:19,278 --> 00:58:22,803
- Well you better be speaking
the gospel right now.
904
00:58:22,847 --> 00:58:24,805
Because if there's
one more foul up,
905
00:58:24,849 --> 00:58:26,981
the judge is gonna
find somebody else
906
00:58:27,025 --> 00:58:28,548
to generate income.
907
00:58:30,463 --> 00:58:31,769
- [Sheez] Gotcha.
908
00:58:31,812 --> 00:58:34,772
- And you'll be getting
another visit from me.
909
00:58:34,815 --> 00:58:36,425
- You're always welcome
to visit, Officer White,
910
00:58:36,469 --> 00:58:37,818
our doors are always open.
911
00:58:37,862 --> 00:58:40,168
- You don't want me
to visit, dumbass!
912
00:58:40,212 --> 00:58:42,344
It's not a good thing
when I come calling!
913
00:58:43,476 --> 00:58:45,739
- Crystal clear,
stay the hell away.
914
00:58:45,783 --> 00:58:48,002
I mean we're cool!
915
00:58:49,787 --> 00:58:50,875
- [White] Good.
916
00:58:52,441 --> 00:58:54,705
- So you'll be
leaving now, officer?
917
00:58:59,274 --> 00:59:02,626
[dramatic music]
918
00:59:02,669 --> 00:59:06,717
- Not until I chip away...
919
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,111
At some of your debt.
920
00:59:12,723 --> 00:59:14,202
Come on, sweet thing.
921
00:59:19,599 --> 00:59:20,948
- Can you believe this shit?
922
00:59:27,651 --> 00:59:32,656
[dramatic music]
923
00:59:50,630 --> 00:59:52,545
- Money Garden Trailer Park.
924
00:59:53,938 --> 00:59:55,679
All right, this is the place.
925
01:00:10,998 --> 01:00:13,610
No, let's just wait here
and see what we see.
926
01:00:27,145 --> 01:00:28,450
- I see you over there!
927
01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:30,670
What the hell are you doing
928
01:00:30,714 --> 01:00:32,193
creeping around my lot here?
929
01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:35,980
- Thank God you're home!
930
01:00:37,808 --> 01:00:39,157
- That's right, I'm home.
931
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:41,072
And I see everything.
932
01:00:41,115 --> 01:00:42,334
Don't you try anything funny
933
01:00:42,377 --> 01:00:44,728
'cause the police
are already here.
934
01:00:44,771 --> 01:00:47,469
- No no, my car, it
broke down up the road,
935
01:00:47,513 --> 01:00:50,559
I was just hoping to use
your phone to call for help.
936
01:00:51,909 --> 01:00:53,475
- I suppose.
937
01:00:53,519 --> 01:00:55,913
But make it quick, I'm right
in the middle of my show.
938
01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:57,392
- Yes, yes of course.
939
01:00:59,046 --> 01:01:00,787
- I'm gonna miss my
show if you don't.
940
01:01:34,342 --> 01:01:35,866
- Damn cats.
941
01:01:37,737 --> 01:01:38,782
Make it snappy, will ya?
942
01:01:38,825 --> 01:01:41,306
I don't wanna miss my programs.
943
01:01:41,349 --> 01:01:42,611
- Yes, of course.
944
01:01:43,525 --> 01:01:44,744
- Maybe that handsome officer
945
01:01:44,788 --> 01:01:46,572
White will be on tonight again.
946
01:01:51,838 --> 01:01:52,796
- What?
947
01:01:53,753 --> 01:01:55,537
- Haven't I seen you somewhere?
948
01:01:57,452 --> 01:01:59,541
- No, I don't think so,
I'm not from around here.
949
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,370
- I never forget a face.
950
01:02:03,850 --> 01:02:05,852
Must've been on the TV.
951
01:02:05,896 --> 01:02:07,245
You ever on TV?
952
01:02:08,507 --> 01:02:10,378
- Don't think so.
953
01:02:10,422 --> 01:02:11,379
- You don't think so?
954
01:02:11,423 --> 01:02:12,729
How in the world can you not
955
01:02:12,772 --> 01:02:14,687
remember if you were on the TV?!
956
01:02:16,341 --> 01:02:17,777
- Guess I'm pretty forgetful.
957
01:02:17,821 --> 01:02:19,779
- Well I'm not.
958
01:02:19,823 --> 01:02:21,955
You make your call,
I'll come up with it.
959
01:02:25,916 --> 01:02:29,223
Now you don't look
prime time to me.
960
01:02:29,267 --> 01:02:31,791
I'm gonna say gotta be
961
01:02:31,835 --> 01:02:33,706
during the daytime.
962
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,229
- Did you say that
the police were here?
963
01:02:35,273 --> 01:02:36,665
- Sure are.
964
01:02:36,709 --> 01:02:39,843
He's a good looking
fella, that Officer White.
965
01:02:39,886 --> 01:02:41,583
- Boy what I wouldn't
do to meet him.
966
01:02:43,324 --> 01:02:45,326
- You cool it, missy.
967
01:02:45,370 --> 01:02:48,025
He is a very famous person.
968
01:02:48,068 --> 01:02:50,592
He doesn't have time
for just everybody.
969
01:02:50,636 --> 01:02:53,987
Only his number
one fans like me.
970
01:02:55,989 --> 01:03:00,994
[dramatic music]
971
01:03:03,562 --> 01:03:05,303
[growling]
972
01:03:38,336 --> 01:03:40,468
I know where I saw you!
973
01:03:40,512 --> 01:03:41,469
Sometimes it takes me awhile,
974
01:03:41,513 --> 01:03:43,602
but I always get it.
975
01:03:43,645 --> 01:03:45,082
- What's that, ma'am?
976
01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:46,692
- I know where I saw you.
977
01:03:47,693 --> 01:03:49,129
It was on that cop show, the one
978
01:03:49,173 --> 01:03:52,306
where the black kid
kills the white kid.
979
01:03:52,350 --> 01:03:53,481
- No, I...
980
01:03:53,525 --> 01:03:56,876
- And then that
gorgeous officer White
981
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,747
just plugged him full of holes
982
01:03:58,791 --> 01:04:00,967
and brought him to justice.
983
01:04:01,011 --> 01:04:03,187
- That wasn't exactly
how it happened.
984
01:04:03,230 --> 01:04:04,884
- So you were on the TV.
985
01:04:06,538 --> 01:04:07,931
- Well...
986
01:04:07,974 --> 01:04:11,935
- I don't like being
lied to, young lady.
987
01:04:12,979 --> 01:04:14,328
TV doesn't lie.
988
01:04:15,808 --> 01:04:18,289
If you keeping company
with degenerates
989
01:04:18,332 --> 01:04:21,727
like that, what does that
mean about your character?
990
01:04:21,770 --> 01:04:24,077
I want you out of
here right now!
991
01:04:24,121 --> 01:04:25,905
- But what about my phone call?
992
01:04:25,949 --> 01:04:26,906
- You can forget that.
993
01:04:26,950 --> 01:04:29,343
I want you gone gone!
994
01:04:29,387 --> 01:04:32,216
- Get your hands off
me, you crazy TV junkie!
995
01:04:32,259 --> 01:04:33,434
- Out, out!
996
01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:36,437
No buts!
997
01:04:36,481 --> 01:04:37,656
Don't you ever let me see that
998
01:04:37,699 --> 01:04:39,136
"not ready for prime time" face
999
01:04:39,179 --> 01:04:41,181
of yours ever again around here!
1000
01:04:41,225 --> 01:04:42,748
- But, but what...
1001
01:04:43,575 --> 01:04:44,445
Ugh!
1002
01:04:46,404 --> 01:04:47,492
Now what?
1003
01:04:49,276 --> 01:04:51,104
- Stupid girl.
1004
01:04:51,148 --> 01:04:52,758
Made me miss my program.
1005
01:04:54,020 --> 01:04:54,891
[squeak]
1006
01:05:01,071 --> 01:05:02,333
- What the hell?
1007
01:05:04,030 --> 01:05:08,948
[dramatic music]
1008
01:05:10,254 --> 01:05:11,908
You poor thing.
1009
01:05:11,951 --> 01:05:13,910
You can't see the
TV from down there.
1010
01:05:20,525 --> 01:05:22,353
Who the hell are you?
1011
01:05:22,396 --> 01:05:23,789
I don't remember you.
1012
01:05:24,659 --> 01:05:26,835
[growling]
[screaming]
1013
01:05:27,749 --> 01:05:32,754
[tribal music]
1014
01:05:41,285 --> 01:05:43,069
Come out come out
wherever you are!
1015
01:05:47,813 --> 01:05:49,946
I got you now,
you little sucker!
1016
01:05:51,295 --> 01:05:52,949
I saw this on the TV.
1017
01:05:58,432 --> 01:05:59,738
Chickenshit!
1018
01:06:35,904 --> 01:06:37,558
[growling]
1019
01:06:37,602 --> 01:06:39,386
[screaming]
1020
01:07:07,719 --> 01:07:09,025
- Good work.
1021
01:07:11,418 --> 01:07:12,637
Which one is it?
1022
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,421
- [White] Don't you
make me come back here!
1023
01:07:17,207 --> 01:07:18,730
- That's it, that's the one.
1024
01:07:34,137 --> 01:07:39,098
[country rock music]
1025
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:43,102
- You guys are no
help, you know that?
1026
01:07:43,146 --> 01:07:45,104
- I told you man,
they're always watching.
1027
01:07:45,148 --> 01:07:46,323
- As a matter
fact, we just gotta
1028
01:07:46,366 --> 01:07:47,454
get our shit straight in case
1029
01:07:47,498 --> 01:07:49,456
Officer Piglet comes knocking.
1030
01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:50,718
[knocking]
1031
01:07:52,981 --> 01:07:54,157
The hell now?!
1032
01:08:00,772 --> 01:08:02,556
Oh hey, baby.
1033
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:05,211
Funny seeing you
here, come on in.
1034
01:08:05,255 --> 01:08:06,430
- Yeah, I...
1035
01:08:07,648 --> 01:08:09,128
I was just thinking
about the other night.
1036
01:08:09,172 --> 01:08:10,695
- I bet you were.
1037
01:08:10,738 --> 01:08:12,914
Looking to do some
more work for us?
1038
01:08:12,958 --> 01:08:14,699
What took you so long?
1039
01:08:14,742 --> 01:08:17,658
- Well I did have to heal up.
1040
01:08:17,702 --> 01:08:19,660
[laughing]
1041
01:08:19,704 --> 01:08:21,488
- It's all part of the test.
1042
01:08:21,532 --> 01:08:23,708
- So did I past the test?
1043
01:08:23,751 --> 01:08:25,101
- I don't know.
1044
01:08:25,144 --> 01:08:26,972
We usually have
multiple auditions,
1045
01:08:27,015 --> 01:08:28,234
don't we, boys?
1046
01:08:28,278 --> 01:08:29,148
- Oh we sure do.
1047
01:08:29,192 --> 01:08:30,584
- No.
1048
01:08:30,628 --> 01:08:33,196
- Yes we do, Boner.
1049
01:08:33,239 --> 01:08:35,415
- I don't remember no auditions.
1050
01:08:35,459 --> 01:08:36,416
- Are you stupid?
1051
01:08:36,460 --> 01:08:38,070
- So when do we start?
1052
01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:39,202
- How about right now?
1053
01:08:39,245 --> 01:08:40,855
- Okay, well hold on a second!
1054
01:08:42,030 --> 01:08:43,641
I need a minute
to prepare myself.
1055
01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:47,340
- Come on, lady.
1056
01:08:47,384 --> 01:08:49,212
You gotta learn how
to do this on the fly.
1057
01:08:49,255 --> 01:08:50,648
- Please?
1058
01:08:50,691 --> 01:08:53,085
Just a minute to fix myself up?
1059
01:08:54,173 --> 01:08:55,261
- As you wish.
1060
01:09:03,748 --> 01:09:05,880
That's a weird way of
fixing yourself up.
1061
01:09:07,099 --> 01:09:09,623
- Yeah, well I'm just
mentally preparing.
1062
01:09:09,667 --> 01:09:11,277
- Oh.
1063
01:09:11,321 --> 01:09:13,453
- This chick is weird, man!
1064
01:09:13,497 --> 01:09:15,238
Are you into meth and hooking?
1065
01:09:15,281 --> 01:09:16,804
- Yeah man, just take
off your clothes!
1066
01:09:16,848 --> 01:09:18,241
- Yeah.
1067
01:09:18,284 --> 01:09:19,938
- Okay, well this usually
works for me, okay,
1068
01:09:19,981 --> 01:09:23,071
it usually doesn't take
this long to pop up!
1069
01:09:23,115 --> 01:09:24,160
- Come on, lady, I gotta nut.
1070
01:09:24,203 --> 01:09:25,378
- Okay wait!
1071
01:09:27,250 --> 01:09:29,513
[growling]
[tribal music]
1072
01:09:30,688 --> 01:09:31,906
- It's spear Chucky!
1073
01:09:31,950 --> 01:09:33,604
[screaming]
1074
01:09:35,693 --> 01:09:37,303
- What the hell was that thing?!
1075
01:09:39,697 --> 01:09:40,524
[gunshot]
1076
01:09:42,917 --> 01:09:43,831
[gunshot]
1077
01:09:46,965 --> 01:09:49,228
[screaming]
1078
01:09:49,272 --> 01:09:50,708
- Get your hands off of me!
1079
01:09:51,709 --> 01:09:52,753
- The hell was that thing?!
1080
01:09:52,797 --> 01:09:54,799
- It's my boyfriend, you stupid!
1081
01:09:54,842 --> 01:09:56,017
- You really are a freak.
1082
01:09:56,061 --> 01:09:57,976
- Goddammit, help!
1083
01:09:58,019 --> 01:09:59,499
- Stay away from me,
asshole, or I'll cut her.
1084
01:10:03,024 --> 01:10:04,417
[screaming]
1085
01:10:04,461 --> 01:10:06,158
[sizzling]
1086
01:10:20,390 --> 01:10:22,174
- Thanks for having
my back, babe.
1087
01:10:32,315 --> 01:10:33,707
- I can't believe we let that
1088
01:10:33,751 --> 01:10:35,753
pig cop get away from us!
1089
01:10:35,796 --> 01:10:38,190
It could be forever until
our paths cross again!
1090
01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:39,147
Ugh!
1091
01:10:40,671 --> 01:10:45,197
Fuck, I mean Dev,
our life was so good.
1092
01:10:47,112 --> 01:10:50,115
I mean it was filled with
love and opportunity.
1093
01:10:50,158 --> 01:10:51,334
Then it got dumped on by a bunch
1094
01:10:51,377 --> 01:10:53,336
of racists and rapists.
1095
01:11:00,343 --> 01:11:01,387
What?
1096
01:11:08,002 --> 01:11:09,177
What about this guy, I mean
1097
01:11:09,221 --> 01:11:10,657
we haven't heard
from him in awhile.
1098
01:11:17,447 --> 01:11:18,622
Let's see.
1099
01:11:20,058 --> 01:11:22,278
Maybe we should pay this
little piggy a visit first.
1100
01:11:23,322 --> 01:11:25,150
All the way home.
1101
01:11:28,632 --> 01:11:29,937
I'll get my purse.
1102
01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:38,294
Wait...
1103
01:11:38,337 --> 01:11:40,078
Oh shit.
1104
01:11:40,121 --> 01:11:41,209
My wallet.
1105
01:11:45,170 --> 01:11:50,175
[dramatic music]
1106
01:12:33,871 --> 01:12:36,917
- Jesus H. Fucking Christ.
1107
01:12:38,702 --> 01:12:41,661
What in the hell happened
to you stupid shits?
1108
01:13:16,522 --> 01:13:19,525
I'm telling ya, it's that
[mumble]'s girlfriend.
1109
01:13:19,569 --> 01:13:21,397
She's the one who did it!
1110
01:13:22,528 --> 01:13:23,964
- You don't say?
1111
01:13:24,008 --> 01:13:26,097
- What do we do about her?
1112
01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:29,274
- Do I have to do all the
heavy lifting around here?
1113
01:13:29,317 --> 01:13:33,147
I want you to remove
that stain from my world!
1114
01:13:33,191 --> 01:13:35,193
- With pleasure.
1115
01:13:43,767 --> 01:13:48,772
[dramatic music]
1116
01:14:15,755 --> 01:14:17,409
- Who are you?
1117
01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:18,932
- You don't recognize me?
1118
01:14:23,328 --> 01:14:25,112
- You're that kid's girlfriend.
1119
01:14:25,156 --> 01:14:26,113
- That's right.
1120
01:14:27,288 --> 01:14:29,465
- You shouldn't be
here, you better go.
1121
01:14:31,423 --> 01:14:33,469
- Not until we
have a little chat.
1122
01:14:33,512 --> 01:14:35,993
- Now look, I don't
want any trouble, lady.
1123
01:14:36,036 --> 01:14:37,124
You don't want any either.
1124
01:14:37,168 --> 01:14:39,300
- Well too bad, you found it.
1125
01:14:42,652 --> 01:14:43,957
- What the...
1126
01:14:46,873 --> 01:14:48,048
- Now tell me why you did it.
1127
01:14:48,092 --> 01:14:49,223
- Did what?!
1128
01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:52,139
I didn't do anything,
I swear, it was White!
1129
01:14:52,183 --> 01:14:53,358
He's the one!
1130
01:14:53,401 --> 01:14:56,448
- Good excuse, but
you were there too!
1131
01:14:56,492 --> 01:14:57,928
- I know I was.
1132
01:14:57,971 --> 01:14:59,190
I admit to that, okay?
1133
01:14:59,233 --> 01:15:01,235
I was there for all of them.
1134
01:15:01,279 --> 01:15:03,063
You gotta believe
me, I can't stop him,
1135
01:15:03,107 --> 01:15:04,456
I tried, but I can't!
1136
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:05,979
- Not good enough!
1137
01:15:06,023 --> 01:15:08,199
- He'd kill me too
if I ever squealed.
1138
01:15:10,418 --> 01:15:12,595
- Funny you should
use that term.
1139
01:15:12,638 --> 01:15:13,552
'Cause you're about to squeal
1140
01:15:13,596 --> 01:15:14,814
like a stuffed pig in a minute!
1141
01:15:14,858 --> 01:15:16,076
- Please.
1142
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:18,165
No, look, I have
a wife and family.
1143
01:15:18,209 --> 01:15:20,124
Their picture's just
there on the table.
1144
01:15:20,167 --> 01:15:21,386
- Now let's see who's gonna
1145
01:15:21,429 --> 01:15:22,953
be attending your
funeral, shall we?
1146
01:15:39,099 --> 01:15:40,361
- You see?
1147
01:15:48,282 --> 01:15:50,067
- I see now.
1148
01:15:50,110 --> 01:15:52,199
- White doesn't know.
1149
01:15:52,243 --> 01:15:55,115
You can't tell him, he'll
kill them just because.
1150
01:15:56,464 --> 01:15:58,554
I would never target
you or anybody else.
1151
01:16:00,164 --> 01:16:04,429
I'm a horrible cop,
but I'm a good man.
1152
01:16:08,738 --> 01:16:09,913
- Let's go.
1153
01:16:11,915 --> 01:16:13,220
Let's leave him alone.
1154
01:16:14,482 --> 01:16:16,746
- Word on the street is
he knows who you are.
1155
01:16:16,789 --> 01:16:17,747
- Good.
1156
01:16:18,661 --> 01:16:20,140
Let him come and get me.
1157
01:16:31,195 --> 01:16:32,588
We struck out today.
1158
01:16:33,980 --> 01:16:36,243
But we'll get that
bastard tomorrow.
1159
01:16:36,287 --> 01:16:37,636
[screaming]
[dramatic sting]
1160
01:16:42,641 --> 01:16:45,426
- There is no tomorrow for you.
1161
01:16:50,693 --> 01:16:52,651
[growling]
1162
01:16:53,565 --> 01:16:54,522
[gunshot]
1163
01:16:55,698 --> 01:17:00,659
[dramatic music]
1164
01:17:01,965 --> 01:17:03,967
Where'd you go,
you little fucker?!
1165
01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:09,581
[growling]
1166
01:17:10,713 --> 01:17:11,539
[gunshot]
1167
01:17:23,334 --> 01:17:26,250
I don't know what
in the hell you are,
1168
01:17:26,293 --> 01:17:28,469
but you look black
to me and that's
1169
01:17:28,513 --> 01:17:30,646
all the evidence I need.
1170
01:17:31,777 --> 01:17:33,866
Sayonara, fur head!
1171
01:17:33,910 --> 01:17:34,824
- Fur head?!
1172
01:17:34,867 --> 01:17:36,129
[clang]
[groaning]
1173
01:17:44,747 --> 01:17:47,532
- You nappy little bitch!
1174
01:17:47,575 --> 01:17:49,969
You have any idea what's
gonna happen to you?
1175
01:17:51,144 --> 01:17:53,799
Kill me or not,
you're gonna wind up
1176
01:17:53,843 --> 01:17:56,541
dead and ain't nobody
gonna find your body.
1177
01:17:57,716 --> 01:17:59,762
- You hear what
the White man say?
1178
01:17:59,805 --> 01:18:01,807
We gonna be in trouble.
1179
01:18:01,851 --> 01:18:03,200
- Oh you think you've got it
1180
01:18:03,243 --> 01:18:05,506
all figured out, don't you?
1181
01:18:05,550 --> 01:18:07,987
You and that tar baby.
1182
01:18:08,031 --> 01:18:10,207
You think I'm the
one behind all this?
1183
01:18:11,774 --> 01:18:14,254
I'm just doing my job.
1184
01:18:14,298 --> 01:18:17,388
It's Judge Marks, he's the
one pulling the strings!
1185
01:18:17,431 --> 01:18:19,869
- I figured that
out, cracker boy!
1186
01:18:19,912 --> 01:18:22,349
But we just doing our job too.
1187
01:18:22,393 --> 01:18:24,961
Now you wanna know how my mama
1188
01:18:25,004 --> 01:18:26,745
used to kill a pig back
1189
01:18:26,789 --> 01:18:28,834
on the farm where she grew up?
1190
01:18:28,878 --> 01:18:30,357
[groaning]
1191
01:18:31,576 --> 01:18:34,927
Oh, and by the way,
they owned the farm.
1192
01:18:34,971 --> 01:18:36,363
They weren't hired help.
1193
01:18:37,756 --> 01:18:41,194
First, you put a sweet
apple in its nasty mouth.
1194
01:18:46,591 --> 01:18:48,114
Most people put
the apple in last
1195
01:18:48,158 --> 01:18:50,421
for decorations,
but that's wrong.
1196
01:18:51,814 --> 01:18:54,947
You put it in first, that
way it flavors the meat.
1197
01:18:56,427 --> 01:18:58,734
This last little
bit is the trick.
1198
01:18:58,777 --> 01:19:00,300
You gotta bleed that pig.
1199
01:19:02,389 --> 01:19:04,174
Just right.
1200
01:19:05,828 --> 01:19:07,090
[death rattle]
1201
01:19:27,414 --> 01:19:28,676
So...
1202
01:19:30,113 --> 01:19:33,638
Your unfinished business,
it's finished, isn't it?
1203
01:19:37,990 --> 01:19:40,079
This is the last time
I'll ever see you?
1204
01:19:42,821 --> 01:19:44,780
I just want to
know, Dev, that...
1205
01:19:46,912 --> 01:19:48,044
I love you.
1206
01:20:18,335 --> 01:20:20,641
- I don't know where White is.
1207
01:20:20,685 --> 01:20:21,904
That dumb son of a bitch has
1208
01:20:21,947 --> 01:20:24,602
not answered his phone
for over a day now.
1209
01:20:24,645 --> 01:20:27,518
He better realize what
teet he's suckling on.
1210
01:20:27,561 --> 01:20:30,042
No no, you just
send over that cash
1211
01:20:30,086 --> 01:20:31,914
and we'll take care
of that legal problem
1212
01:20:31,957 --> 01:20:33,916
for you no problem at all.
1213
01:20:33,959 --> 01:20:35,395
Matter of fact, I
gotta get off the phone
1214
01:20:35,439 --> 01:20:36,527
right now 'cause we're sending a
1215
01:20:36,570 --> 01:20:38,268
couple of 'em up
the river today.
1216
01:20:39,269 --> 01:20:40,400
Alrighty then.
1217
01:20:45,884 --> 01:20:47,364
Smells like skunk weed.
1218
01:20:48,539 --> 01:20:50,671
I'm up to fire that housekeeper.
1219
01:20:50,715 --> 01:20:51,890
Leaving a window open like that
1220
01:20:51,934 --> 01:20:53,718
is an open invitation
to jungle bunnies.
1221
01:20:56,808 --> 01:20:59,245
[growling]
1222
01:20:59,289 --> 01:21:01,160
What are you?
1223
01:21:01,204 --> 01:21:03,336
Some kind of niglet hatchling?
1224
01:21:03,380 --> 01:21:04,860
Huh?
1225
01:21:04,903 --> 01:21:06,557
[laughs] What do you think
you're gonna do to me?
1226
01:21:08,037 --> 01:21:09,690
[screaming]
1227
01:21:32,583 --> 01:21:37,588
[R&B music]
1228
01:21:46,423 --> 01:21:48,120
[knocking]
1229
01:22:26,767 --> 01:22:29,553
- Oh my God!
1230
01:22:35,037 --> 01:22:39,955
Devin, things went better
than eggs-pected in China.
1231
01:22:39,998 --> 01:22:42,218
Badass Dolls in every store.
1232
01:22:42,261 --> 01:22:43,828
You've always been a great pal,
1233
01:22:43,871 --> 01:22:45,003
and thought this might help with
1234
01:22:45,047 --> 01:22:46,744
those Med School bills.
1235
01:22:47,919 --> 01:22:50,139
I'll see you when I
need a liver transplant.
1236
01:22:50,182 --> 01:22:52,968
Oink-oink, Hambo.
1237
01:22:57,494 --> 01:22:58,974
Oh my God.
1238
01:23:00,627 --> 01:23:03,021
[laughs]
1239
01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:14,685
[tribal music]
1240
01:23:27,219 --> 01:23:33,051
So...you're unfinished
business..its finished isn't it?
1241
01:23:33,443 --> 01:23:35,793
Yeah
1242
01:23:37,621 --> 01:23:39,797
And this is the last time I'll
ever see you?
1243
01:23:40,928 --> 01:23:42,365
Hmm..Probably
1244
01:23:42,408 --> 01:23:47,457
Well I just want you to know Dev
that [Sigh]...I Love You
1245
01:23:48,545 --> 01:23:52,462
I know girl...and I love me too
1246
01:23:59,599 --> 01:24:04,256
Damn...Damn Girl
1247
01:24:08,478 --> 01:24:11,220
You wanna know why they call
me a finger puppet?
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