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[Mobile phone
ringing, vibrating]
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- [Mobile phone clicks]
- (Angela): Hello?
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(Caroline): You'll
never guess who died.
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- Ah, mam, I don't have time!
- (Caroline): Just guess.
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[Angela huffs]: Is
this someone I know?
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- (Caroline): Yeah, I think so.
- Is it dad?
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Jesus, Angela, no! God!
I wouldn't tell ya like that.
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It's supposed to
be a bit of craic...
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- Oh, Jesus, mam...
- Guessing who's died.
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You ruined it now.
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[Sighs]: Look, I have to go.
Talk to you later, all right?
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[Mobile phone clicks]
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[Car engine revving]
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♪ You're thinking
of your first sin ♪
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- ♪ you're thinking of your... ♪
- [Mobile phone ringing]
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[Mobile phone clicks]
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- Hello.
- (Caroline): Hiya, love.
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- How did the interview go?
- Uh, it hasn't happened yet.
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Am I disturbing ya? Oh, god.
I don't want to be annoying ya,
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I'll get off the phone
now. Are you nervous?
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Angela, are ya nervous?
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Don't worry, pet.
They'll love you up there.
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- They'll be lucky to have ya.
- Mam.
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- Yeah?
- I think Anthony creggan works here.
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What? Oh, Jesus! Not
that... not that libel lad!
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Uh, they're ready for you now.
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- (Caroline): Angela!
- You can go on through.
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(Caroline): Angela!
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[Both laughing]
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(Man in video): You robbing
me sheep, not me hair!
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(Man in video): I
don't want your sheep,
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- your sheep come to me!
- (Angela in video): I'm here.
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(Angela in video): Listen to
me now, go back at your house!
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(Angela in video): There's
no need for violence, lads!
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How did you, uh...
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It's all over the
Internet today.
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Oh, come in, come in. Sit
down, sit down. Sit down.
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[Laughs]: Uh, "this has to
be the craziest, stupidest thing
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I've ever heard on
the radio." [Laughs]
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"This is the best worst thing
ever. This is why I love Irish radio."
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[Laughs]
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Well, I'm here about
the researcher position.
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And as you can hear, I research, I
produce, I present my own shows.
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You know, it can be
very hard to screen calls
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if you're the only person in
the building. [Inhales deeply]
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So, I really think,
as a part of a team...
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I could thrive.
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- Yeah, don't worry about that.
- Huh?
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- We really love your show.
- [Chuckles]
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- Would you like to do it here?
- [Chuckles]
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This has gone beyond
my expectations. [Chuckles]
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Well, with bare-knuckle boxing
viewership at an all-time high,
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we really want to tap into
that rural fighting Irish vibe.
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- Uh-huh.
- Of course, bare-knuckle boxing
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doesn't work on the radio.
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[All laugh]
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We tried. But your show
is the next best thing.
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- Huh.
- It's raw.
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It's like an audio
chipper fight.
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You've a real knack for
getting people annoyed...
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- [Thumps]
- And resorting to violence!
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- [Exhales]: Thanks. [Chuckles]
- Do you think that you could...
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That I could, um,
get people to fight?
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- Yeah. [Chuckles]
- Brilliant!
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Here, I'll show you around the
place. We'll talk about specifics later.
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[Chuckles]: Okay.
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(Man on TV): A few pints
to alleviate the stress...
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Hey, can you put
something else on?
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Huh? No, you're
grand. You like this.
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(Brid): I'm not
really in the mood.
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(Man on TV): Pints with their...
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I get it now. It's good, it's
funny, 'cause, you know,
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he's trying really hard and
he still keeps fucking up.
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She's going mad. [Chuckles]
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- (Man on TV): Wedding jitters...
- Yeah.
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Life, huh? [Smacks lips]
It's shit for everybody.
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[Man speaking
indistinctly over TV]
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(Man on TV): The small country.
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You're coming power walking?
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- Yeah.
- (Man on TV): A few years ago,
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- this would be a viral video...
- Well, come on!
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[Chuckles]
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(Jim): Oh! Ye bollocks!
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(Man on TV): I need tea...
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(Jim): Oh, cool.
Rage on the roads.
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(Man on TV): He was later
released without charge.
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I hear you made a show of
yourself in the chipper last night.
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What? No!
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- Where'd you hear that?
- Cepta told me.
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She's half the village told now.
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What were you doing
in a chipper at that hour?
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You know your metabolism
slows down in your late 20s.
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Cepta'd be best off
minding her own business.
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And you'd be best off
keeping your mouth shut.
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This isn't dynasty.
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You can't go tearing the head off
some young woman in a chipper.
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I did no such thing!
Cepta is a liar, mam!
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Look, it doesn't matter
what you did or didn't do.
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You have a name now, brid.
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You're going to have to
control yourself in the future.
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[Birds chirping]
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What, like Jim? He can't control
his piss, let alone his mouth.
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Why do you always
have to bring Jim into it?
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Has the poor boy
not suffered enough?
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Well, come on!
What's wrong with ya?
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No. I'm grand. I'm just...
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Bit tired now.
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Think I'll just head
back to the house.
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[Sighs]
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(Fergus): Well,
to be honest, radio
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is probably one of my top
two medium or mediums.
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- It's fantastic...
- Be more racist, yeah?
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Oh, confession, not all
of our callers are genuine.
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- Did you ever do that in your show?
- Eh, no, all of them were real,
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um, sometimes my
mam would ring in.
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- But I didn't ask her to.
- (Rj): You're on the air.
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- What do you think of foreigners?
- Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Uh, I think they smell,
people from different places.
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(Rj): Smell, ey? [Chuckles]
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Well, that's gonna get
them calling in! [Laughs]
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- Listen, we're not...
- [Gasps]: Oh!
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(Rj): Gonna be silenced
by these questions...
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- I've missed these.
- [Chuckles]
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- [Door opens]
- Ah, Mary.
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Angela about? I've
got sausage rolls!
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Oh, no, she's up in
Dublin doing the interview.
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- Did she not tell you?
- Oh.
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No. [Sighs]
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Right, well...
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Might as well head on so.
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- Bye.
- Oh, Caroline,
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- do you want a sausage roll?
- Ah, no, you're fine,
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- thanks Mary.
- Oh, go on, they're nice and hot.
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- Uh-huh...
- [Thud]
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[Paper bag rustling]
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- (Mary): See you later, Caroline!
- Bye!
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Oh, and, over here is studio a,
it's our most well-appointed studio.
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- Oh.
- I'm thinking
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you'll be doing
your show from here.
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[Gasps]: Uh. [Chuckles]
Oh, oh, what's that over there?
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(Fergus): Oh, this?
This is just a cupboard
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where we keep stuff
we don't use anymore.
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[Chuckles]: Oh, look who it is?
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This used to be
our old night time dj,
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the old 8 cd changer. Got
us through many a long night.
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- [Chuckles]: Come on!
- [Angela chuckles]
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It's very cheap, and it doesn't
have nervous breakdowns.
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Oh, it does skip sometimes,
though which is probably worse.
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You're not gonna skip
on me now, are ya?
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I definitely won't
skip. [Chuckles]
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- Or, um, have a nervous breakdown.
- [Chuckles]: Great!
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- [Both laugh]
- [Angela inhales deeply]
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(Man in video):
Cause nails to define...
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How you getting on with
the safety video, lads?
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- Uh, yeah.
- [Hammer tapping]
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That lad thought he was cock
of the walk with his claw-hammer.
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Little did he know what
was in store for him.
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[Screams]
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Carmel's husband lost
an eye putting up a shelf.
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Sure, a granny flat,
you'd lose two eyes,
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both eyes, clean gone.
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Matt semple tore the arse off
himself with a flat pack wardrobe.
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Oh, god, that's an awful
embarrassing injury.
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And I mean torn. He's flat
as a pancake back there.
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- Just arse-hole.
- (John): Hmm.
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We can't have that with
you, John. [Chuckles]
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Where is the actual safety
help in these videos? [Chuckles]
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Well, it's... it's
more of a warning.
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- [Man screaming]
- (Mick): Ah.
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We'll get back to work, Mick.
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Huh.
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John.
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Mick.
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And lads, be careful out there.
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- [Chuckles]
- [Door opens]
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[Sighs]
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Come here till I tell you...
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Did you hear about
Kevin up the road?
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No, what happened?
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Well, he's getting caught by the
speed cameras the whole time,
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the livestock are rattled,
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- and he's riddled with verrucas.
- Jayney mack!
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He thinks someone put a
curse on him. He's very upset,
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he's trying to find
out who did the curse.
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I mean, where do you begin?
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I'd start with Jackie
hegarty down the road.
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Curses would be
right up her alley.
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No, Jackie's a Buddhist,
they can't do curses.
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You don't know what
they're capable of.
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- They're a godless people.
- [Scoffs]
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- [Man screaming]
- [Indistinct chatter]
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It is gonna be awesome. I
think we'll do is start you off
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on the midnight slot like
you used to back home.
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Let you work your magic.
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- Okay. [Chuckles]
- [Footsteps approaching]
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Oh, you remember Jay? Jay's
one of our hot-shot producers.
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Angela's gonna start
working on the phone-in show.
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Ah, wonderful. Welcome aboard.
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- You're going to love it here.
- [Thud]
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(Anthony): That's the little
bitch that called me a misogynist!
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[Sighs]: Great! I can't wait
to get started here. [Chuckles]
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You!
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Angela's going to start hosting
our late-night phone-in show.
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No, no, no, this is
the brazen little wench
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that called me a sexist
on live radio! [Chuckles]
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[Chuckles]: I... I can explain.
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Actually, I think I can
explain a little better.
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This tramp slandered
me live on air.
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My reputation as a calm,
reasonable gentleman
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tarnished forever.
But I cleared my name,
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and I made sure that that
radio station no longer exists.
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- [Angela gasps]
- You're that... that Angela one.
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- [Angela chuckles]
- She's a deceitful little whore.
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He clearly hates women.
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Now hang on a
second, watch yourself!
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Oh, fuck off, you
fucking serial killer!
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(Caroline): Things
will pick up, love.
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- I know.
- [Mobile phone keypad tapping]
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It's not that bad here
once you get used to it.
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Badminton twice a week.
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Bingo three times a week.
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I could put in a good word
for you as the bingo woman.
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I know it's not
glamorous as the radio,
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- but it's kind of showbiz.
- [Inhales]: It's just...
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This could be the making of ya.
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It's like that film, sliding
doors, have you ever seen it?
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Where there are two yous,
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like the Dublin you,
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who didn't libel a
man on the radio...
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- [Angela exhales]
- And the you, now you.
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Well, that Dublin
you could've...
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Died of an overdose
by standing on a needle,
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or been thrown into a wood
chipper, we just don't know.
234
00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:34,700
Those are both very
violent outcomes, mam.
235
00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:36,660
Well, it's a big
bad city up there.
236
00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:39,820
Look, I know you're
fierce independent
237
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,180
and that's okay.
238
00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:43,460
That's what the
granny flat is for.
239
00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:45,700
You'll have your own
door, your own address,
240
00:10:45,740 --> 00:10:47,800
although the postman would
have to deliver the letters
241
00:10:47,820 --> 00:10:49,620
in here, but we'll
drop them out to ya.
242
00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:53,040
- [Inhales]: Hmm.
- The little bit of independence
243
00:10:53,140 --> 00:10:55,700
will do you wonders.
How does that sound?
244
00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:58,260
- [Keypad tapping]
- Yeah, I suppose. [Inhales]
245
00:10:58,420 --> 00:11:00,580
Lovely stuff. [Smooches]
246
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,260
Get tucked in.
247
00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:08,300
People should stop calling
it a granny flat, though.
248
00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:10,620
- Sounds like somewhere you die.
- [Keypad tapping]
249
00:11:10,780 --> 00:11:11,820
Hmm?
250
00:11:12,340 --> 00:11:13,500
Hmm.
251
00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:16,740
[Keypad tapping]
252
00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:26,340
[Water splashes]
253
00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:32,300
- Oh. [Grunts] Last night was mad.
- Yeah.
254
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:36,140
- Pity about your job.
- [Sighs]: It's grand.
255
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,700
They weren't even
paying me, anyway.
256
00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:39,780
I was kidding myself.
257
00:11:40,820 --> 00:11:41,980
What about the job in Dublin?
258
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,900
- Yeah. I'm not getting that, either.
- Hmm.
259
00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:49,940
So, come here, would you not
get brid back talking to you again?
260
00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:52,740
I need you two to be
friends. I'm sick of walking.
261
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,780
- What'd you mean?
- What?
262
00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:57,260
What'd you mean, get
brid back talking to me?
263
00:11:57,660 --> 00:11:59,740
What? Brid ain't talking to ya!
264
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,540
- [Chuckles]
- I don't think that's true.
265
00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:05,280
Really? 'Cause the
last time I saw you two,
266
00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:07,200
you were fighting over
a battered sausage.
267
00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:08,900
Here, let's see.
268
00:12:09,260 --> 00:12:10,720
We were both hungry, Angela,
269
00:12:10,820 --> 00:12:13,060
not in control of our emotions.
That wasn't a proper row.
270
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,720
(Brid over voicemail):
I'm sorry I couldn't get...
271
00:12:14,740 --> 00:12:15,960
I'm telling you,
she's thick with ya.
272
00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:18,460
(Brid): Really like to talk
to most of you, except Mary.
273
00:12:18,660 --> 00:12:20,360
Please don't bother
leaving a message, Mary.
274
00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:21,440
- Weird.
- (Brid): Anybody else,
275
00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:22,940
- thanks so much.
- (Angela): Look it,
276
00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:26,420
I'm gonna be stuck here
for a little while longer, okay?
277
00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:28,700
And I need my friends to
be friends with each other.
278
00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,300
All right.
279
00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:33,980
Just to be clear, I'm not
apologizing for anything.
280
00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:37,380
You're a difficult person, Mary.
281
00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:43,980
[Water splashes]
282
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,100
[Thud]
283
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,100
[Electric saw whirring]
284
00:12:57,740 --> 00:13:00,100
Here's a cup of tea
for you, pet. John!
285
00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:04,420
- [Water sloshing]
- [Footsteps receding]
286
00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:07,620
- [Electric saw whirring]
- Mick! Your tea.
287
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,300
[Thud]
288
00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:13,900
What are you like, you big
eejit? I'll get you another cup.
289
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:17,260
- [Tutting]
- [Footsteps receding]
290
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,900
- Jesus Christ.
- I was talking to Mary.
291
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,260
I don't wanna know.
292
00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:26,580
She's like the sea, brid.
293
00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:29,060
There's no point being
angry with the sea.
294
00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:33,020
You end up looking like a big
eejit and the sea doesn't change.
295
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,740
And the sea's fun!
You can't avoid the sea.
296
00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:39,760
- We live in the Midlands, Angela.
- Well, I lived right beside it
297
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:42,060
in Dublin for two years
and I never saw it.
298
00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:43,740
But that's not the point.
299
00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:47,660
That's no reason not to see
Mary. You should talk to her.
300
00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:49,380
No.
301
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:54,700
Right, but on an unrelated
note, I have a surprise for ya.
302
00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:01,900
Aw. [Chuckles]
303
00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:04,740
- Oh, that's lovely. [Chuckles]
- [Angela chuckles]
304
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:08,340
Thanks very much.
[Chuckles, sniffs]
305
00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:09,620
Put it on.
306
00:14:10,540 --> 00:14:12,260
[Chuckles] Right, so.
307
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:13,620
[Both laugh]
308
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,700
Jesus Christ.
309
00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:19,260
Oh. [Chuckles]
310
00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:22,460
- Give me your hand.
- [Chuckles]
311
00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:24,460
What is going on? Oh, Jesus!
312
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,220
[Chuckling]
313
00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:29,420
- Is... is... god. Oh, god. [Chuckling]
- Oh.
314
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,620
[Both chuckle]
315
00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:34,940
Oh, Angela, what is going on?
316
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:41,460
Oh! Who's that?
Mam? Mick? [Chuckles]
317
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:43,300
Oh.
318
00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:47,700
- (Angela): No!
- Angela! Angela! [Grunts]
319
00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:49,420
Let me out! [Grunts] Angela!
320
00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:51,780
- Sorry, child-lock!
- [Thump]
321
00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:54,260
(Mary): You all right, brid?
322
00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:55,940
- Look.
- [Brid grunts]
323
00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:58,260
I know it's been a...
a difficult few weeks.
324
00:14:58,780 --> 00:15:00,580
- It's been tough on everyone.
- [Brid grunts]
325
00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,820
Me and Jim have been
through a lot, you know?
326
00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:05,580
But I've been thinking
a lot about it, and...
327
00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:09,900
- I think he really loves me.
- [Brid pants]
328
00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:13,080
- What?
- He... he tried to kill himself
329
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:15,020
- for me, brid.
- What?
330
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,300
No one's ever done anything...
331
00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:20,580
- Romantic like that for me before.
- What?
332
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:24,700
Oh, my god. [Shudders] Angela!
333
00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:26,580
I'd like to get out now!
334
00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:30,860
- Please let me out!
- So, we've been talking lot about it
335
00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:32,980
in the last few days,
and we've decided...
336
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,300
We're gonna get
married! [Chuckles]
337
00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:39,180
No.
338
00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:46,980
No. [Shudders] No! No! No! No!
339
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,180
- No!
- Brid!
340
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:49,420
- No! No!
- (Mary): I think...
341
00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:51,100
- (Brid): No! No!
- Brid!
342
00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:54,100
- What is wrong? I don't g...
- [Brid grunts]: No!
343
00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:56,220
- [Brid grunts]: No!
- [Thumps]
344
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:59,460
- [Thumps]
- Jesus! Open the fucking door!
345
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,140
- [Mary gasps]
- [Angela gasps]
346
00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:03,820
For fuck's sake!
347
00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:06,060
All right, get out then, go on!
348
00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:09,660
- [Brid grunts]
- (Mary): You weirdo!
349
00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:11,100
[Electric saw whirring]
350
00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:20,180
- (Caroline): There you go now.
- [Clears throat]
351
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,620
I think you got a
good hold of that.
352
00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:25,280
- I don't want you to drop it now.
- No, no, Caroline,
353
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:27,820
I think I've got control
of it. Thanks very much.
354
00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:30,580
John, careful you don't
burn your tongue on that.
355
00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:32,820
- I don't want to get mangled!
- [Chuckles]
356
00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:35,460
[Caroline chuckles]: Ah.
357
00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:38,500
God, she's a dangerous
woman to have around. John!
358
00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:40,580
- John, I said she's a...
- Huh?
359
00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:41,820
- [Clang]
- (Mike): Jesus!
360
00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:46,860
- [Electric saw whirring]
- [Laughter]
361
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:49,660
We got away with
that one. [Chuckles]
362
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:55,460
- [Bones crackling]
- [Gasps]: Holy mother of Jesus!
363
00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:59,900
She's driven me mad, Angela!
She just does what she likes.
364
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,660
And we're supposed to take it!
365
00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:04,540
[Exhales]: You broke her car
window so you're even now.
366
00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:07,060
You know that Dylan lad
just done the junior cert.
367
00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:09,060
Did she shift him?
368
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:12,140
I... [sighs] I don't
think she knew.
369
00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:14,700
- Do you think that she knew?
- I think,
370
00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:16,740
it's fucking illegal
is what I think.
371
00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:18,800
And if it was the other
way around, Angela,
372
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:21,420
if she was a lad shifting
a young one, well...
373
00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:24,420
Nothing would be done.
374
00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:27,180
But still, it's fucked up!
375
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:30,900
Did you hear, she said
Jim tried to kill himself?
376
00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:35,500
- Yeah.
- She ruined his life, Angela!
377
00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:38,140
Ugh, but it's okay, she's
gonna marry him now.
378
00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:41,060
I swear to god...
379
00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:45,300
If she gets married
before me, I'll kill her.
380
00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:48,760
I'll turn up at that ceremony,
381
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,620
and I'll literally
fucking kill her, Angela!
382
00:17:52,980 --> 00:17:54,020
I'll do life.
383
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,540
I don't care.
384
00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:01,740
- [Mobile phone ringing]
- [Mobile phone clicks]
385
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:04,700
Hello?
386
00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:13,820
(Yvonne): Who
did the curse on ya?
387
00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:15,980
- Do you have any enemies?
- [Groans]
388
00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:18,520
Mick, I know it might
not seem important now,
389
00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:19,980
but did you slight anyone?
390
00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:22,260
- [Mick groans]
- Think back, anything at all.
391
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:27,060
- [Footsteps approaching]
- Oh, I'm glad to see ya! [Groans]
392
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,340
I'm going to go over
to that Jackie hegarty
393
00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:30,980
and see if I can
get her to reverse it.
394
00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:34,620
- What happened, love?
- [Mick whimpers]
395
00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:37,500
- [Gasps]: Oh, Jesus!
- [Mick whimpers]
396
00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:39,460
God, it's your ring finger!
397
00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:43,540
- I'm sorry. Oh! [Groans]
- Where the fuck is it?
398
00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:46,340
There.
399
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,480
Jesus, mam, would
you not have put it in ice!
400
00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:52,240
- I didn't want to move it.
- Ah, mam, that's mental!
401
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,800
I thought you're not
supposed to move it.
402
00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:55,580
Jesus! I'm not a nurse, Angela!
403
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,380
Ugh, I'm not a nurse
but I know that much!
404
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,100
All right, you put
it in the ice, so!
405
00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:01,260
Ugh, no, mar... [clears
throat] Mary's a nurse.
406
00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:02,940
- But...
- (Mick): Mm-mm.
407
00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:04,860
[Mary exhales]
408
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:09,820
- [Mick grunts]
- [John groans]
409
00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:13,780
- (Angela): What happened to John?
- Oh, you know John and blood.
410
00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:17,440
- [Mick whimpers]
- Did you call an ambulance?
411
00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:19,020
Yeah! Ages ago!
412
00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:20,880
Yeah, fuck that, they'll
be all night. Come on.
413
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:23,260
- [Mick whimpers]
- John!
414
00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:25,180
John!
415
00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:29,700
We're just going to bring
Mick to the hospital, ah!
416
00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:32,220
- [Smacks lips]: You take it easy.
- [Footsteps receding]
417
00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:35,100
[Smooches]: Oh.
418
00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:41,600
- Here, you take this.
- [Mick whimpers]
419
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:44,120
Uh! Mary! There's
blood on the outside, it is.
420
00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:46,020
Well, my god... there you go!
421
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:51,420
Mary?
422
00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:53,260
Yeah?
423
00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:55,580
Can I get married before you?
424
00:19:57,540 --> 00:19:58,540
Yeah.
425
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:02,140
- [Mary chuckles]
- [Mick groans]
426
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:05,180
- [Engine starts]
- [Mick groans]
427
00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:08,100
(Mary): All right, Mick, man up,
it's only your finger. You'll live.
428
00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:12,060
(Caroline): Uh-huh, watch
me jeans, Mick, good man.
429
00:20:18,940 --> 00:20:20,020
Mam!
430
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,300
Mam!
431
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:30,100
[Music playing
through headphones]
432
00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:32,220
[Music player beeps]
433
00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:40,820
[Screams]
434
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,940
[Screams]
435
00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:53,580
Would you marry a man,
436
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,140
who had his Mickey cut off?
437
00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:58,020
- How did he get it cut off?
- Bench saw. Same as Mick.
438
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:01,380
- It's a work-related incident.
- Oh, what's his line of work?
439
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,980
Oh, it's a good job. Uh, good
enough to pay the mortgage,
440
00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:06,160
but not so interesting that
you'd know the ins and outs of it.
441
00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:08,600
What's he sticking his
Mickey into a bench saw for?
442
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:11,000
It's what he's into. It's
a fetish. He's mad for it.
443
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,460
And every time
he gets reattached,
444
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:14,760
he's just gonna go on
sticking it in another bench saw.
445
00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:16,380
(Angela): What about you, brid?
446
00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:18,240
What if Mick got his
auld mickeen stuck
447
00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:19,920
into the... [chuckles]
...Bench saw
448
00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:22,500
- instead of his finger? [Chuckles]
- I don't know.
449
00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:25,100
- I love him but...
- Hmm.
450
00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:26,820
I don't think he'd do that.
451
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:28,780
- Mick!
- Hmm?
452
00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:30,760
Would you ever stick your
Mickey in a bench saw?
453
00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:34,300
- Hmm, yeah, yeah.
- [Both chuckle]
454
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:38,620
- Mick? How's the finger?
- Ah, yeah, you know,
455
00:21:38,820 --> 00:21:41,700
still incredibly painful,
but it's not too bad.
456
00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:43,440
And doctor says
there's a good chance
457
00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:45,700
of getting 60 percent
function back, so.
458
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:47,920
[Sighs]: The woman were, uh,
459
00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:49,720
talking about your Mickey
there when you were asleep.
460
00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:50,900
- [Mary chuckles]
- Aw.
461
00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:52,860
Why, what were
you saying about it?
462
00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:55,700
I was just saying you
wouldn't stick it in a bench saw.
463
00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:57,580
- Would you?
- What?
464
00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:00,620
- No.
- [Mary chuckling]
465
00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:03,940
Come on out, lads, we're
going to launch this baby!
466
00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:05,460
[All cheering]
467
00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:08,020
- [Caroline exhales]
- (Angela): Oh!
468
00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:12,540
- [Caroline sighs]
- [Indistinct chatter]
469
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:17,620
I'd like to welcome you
all today, here, on this day.
470
00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:20,820
- Angela's independence day!
- [All chuckle]
471
00:22:21,060 --> 00:22:22,560
(Caroline): It's been
a long time coming.
472
00:22:22,580 --> 00:22:23,740
[All laugh]
473
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:26,280
John and Mick have done
a great job building this.
474
00:22:26,380 --> 00:22:31,260
And Angela, my daughter, is
going to do a great job living in it.
475
00:22:31,740 --> 00:22:33,720
John, would you like to say
anything about the construction
476
00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:35,460
- of the building.
- (Jim): Go on, John!
477
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,380
[Sighs]: All right.
478
00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:40,740
- Ah. [Chuckles]
- Oh, yeah!
479
00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:44,100
- [All cheering]
- Yeah! [Chuckles]
480
00:22:44,460 --> 00:22:47,820
- Good job.
- So now, without further ado...
481
00:22:50,420 --> 00:22:53,300
I christened thee, the...
482
00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:56,340
- Granny flat!
- [Clangs]
483
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:59,220
- (Jim): Oh.
- [Brid chuckles]
484
00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:05,020
- (Mick): Jesus.
- The granny flat!
485
00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:07,220
- (Mick): Jesus!
- (Angela): Oh, no.
486
00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:09,400
- The granny flat!
- [Thud]
487
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:12,860
- [Thud]
- [Grunts]: Granny feckin' flat!
488
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:15,260
Jesus, mam, will
you just open it?
489
00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:20,660
- Now, just hang on a second here.
- [Chuckles]
490
00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:22,500
- Are you ready, lads?
- (Angela): Oh!
491
00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:24,860
[All cheering]
492
00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:26,860
[Brid laughing]
493
00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:30,340
- [All cheering]
- Now, there we go!
494
00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:32,460
- To Angela!
- (All): To Angela!
495
00:23:32,740 --> 00:23:34,420
[All cheering]
496
00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:37,200
Go on back inside and I'll
get more to drink. Go on!
497
00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:39,500
- [Angela and brid laughing]
- [Mary laughing]: Come on!
498
00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:41,020
John, you fix your hole.
499
00:23:42,860 --> 00:23:44,460
[Mary cheering]
500
00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:47,180
- [Indistinct chatter]
- [Mick and brid chuckle]
501
00:23:54,820 --> 00:23:55,980
Cheers, baby!
502
00:23:56,540 --> 00:23:59,680
(Gemma): Welcome home, big
sis! You're going nowhere now!
503
00:23:59,780 --> 00:24:01,080
[Indistinct chatter]
504
00:24:01,180 --> 00:24:03,420
- (Gemma): Oh, it's great, cheers!
- [Indistinct chatter]
505
00:24:03,470 --> 00:24:08,020
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