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(Man): You're listening to
talkchat, the voice of the city.
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Up next, we have
controversial columnist
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and social critic,
Anthony creggan.
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He'll be sharing his
views on single mothers
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- after the break.
- [Man grunts]
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(Angela): He's out
there in the hall.
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- (Maureen): Hmm?
- Anthony creggan.
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(Maureen): Hmm.
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(Angela): Thinking his
sexist thoughts. The prick.
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He couldn't look more
like a serial killer if he tried.
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Do you reckon he's murdered
women? Like, really murdered women.
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Even if he didn't,
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I heard that he goes on
to buses during rush hour.
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Not 'cause he wants to
go anywhere, mind you.
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He just wants to press
his Mickey against people
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and pretend it's an
accident. That filthy bastard.
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He just looks like the type of prick
that would wank over some briquettes
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or something.
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- Angela.
- Huh?
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I think we're still on air.
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[Angela laughs]
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Oh, you really had me going
there, Maureen. [Chuckles]
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Still, what a massive cunt.
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[Clicks]
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Now... that shouldn't
give you any more trouble.
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(Anthony): She
libels me live on air.
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I am going to sue this station
for everything you've got.
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- (Woman): Oh.
- (Man): Oh.
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(Anthony): You're going
to rue the day you said,
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"Anthony creggan wanks on
briquettes." Because I don't.
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- [Car door closes]
- (Angela): How are you, mam?
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- [Radio beeps]
- [Angela sighs]
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(Caroline): Come here. I
met Mike from the local radio
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in the shop the other day and
I put in a good word for you.
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We used to know each other
in the 80's, like, sexually, like,
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we had a sexual relationship.
If you catch my drift.
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I get ya.
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This was years before
your step dad, now.
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- And my dad?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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it was before your dad.
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Definitely.
Anyhow, I told him...
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What was it you did
again, you're a producer?
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No, broadcast assistant,
producer's me boss.
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Was my boss. [Inhales]
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Anyway, mam, it doesn't matter.
I'm not staying here for long.
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I'm just gonna save up some
money, stay for a couple of weeks.
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Well, look we're delighted to
have you back with us again.
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Go home now, have a nice,
quiet night in, get you settled in.
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[Angela chuckles]
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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
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(Caroline): You sure?
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You just got the sack from
your dream job in Dublin.
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I did not get the sack, mam. The
radio station had to close down
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- due to bankruptcy.
- I know, I know.
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- It's just I worry about you.
- I know.
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Just after the hard time you
had when you were a teenager.
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- I know, mam.
- It's just to know you wouldn't...
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You know...
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- No.
- Try and...
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- Mam.
- Kill yourself.
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- Jesus!
- Ah!
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[Angela sighs]
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- [Gemma coughing]
- Gemma.
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- [Sighs]: How's school?
- Grand.
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(Angela): Yeah?
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Come here. Young Martin
lad's going on winning streak.
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- Which Martin?
- The ones from down the road.
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You know them. The
sister was going out
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with the young lad who went to
the eurovision, a few years ago.
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Sure, how old is he? He can't be
old enough to go on winning streak.
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Yeah, he is, his 18th
was two weeks ago.
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Mam gave him a couple of
scratch cards for his birthday.
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Turns out she gave
him the lucky one.
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Now Mark's on the telly
tonight, all thanks to mammy.
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- (Caroline): Hmm.
- Ooh, you could be in the money.
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Oh, no, no, a nice hello will do
me. That's all I want. You give to give.
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We'll be glued to the
telly tonight, though.
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- [Car horn honks]
- [Girl laughs]
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(Caroline): The priest got
a new car. A people carrier.
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What does he need that for,
when it's only himself in the house.
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And the housekeeper
and the three kids.
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He's probably good to her,
considering the church's position
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on unmarried mothers.
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Come on, pet. John!
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- Hey, how are you?
- How you doing?
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[Angela chuckles]
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- Oh, hello. How are you getting on?
- Grand, yeah, yeah.
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- Good, good, and how are your kids?
- Grand, yeah.
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- (Angela): Yeah?
- Yeah.
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[Angela chuckles]
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Uh, I... I suppose we'll be
having dinner soon. [Chuckles]
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- Yup.
- That'll be, um, grand.
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Why don't you go upstairs
and get yourself settled in?
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Uh, we've had to make a
few changes to your bedroom.
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- (Angela): Ah.
- We turned it into an office
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for John to work on
his motivational posters.
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- Oh.
- But I left a few things out
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I thought you
might like to keep.
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Oh, thanks, mam.
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[Door creaks]
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- [Coughs]
- [Door creaking]
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- Are you smoking?
- [Dog barking]
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Uh, yeah.
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- Oh, I didn't know you smoked.
- Oh yeah, it's cool.
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Huh.
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[Grunts]
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- What's that?
- That?
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- It's the bar, it's contraception.
- Whoa.
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So, were you...
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Well, I thought, you know, "who
knows what's going to happen in Dublin?"
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[Chuckles]: And it's better
to be prepared, just in case.
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What about yourself?
Do you have anything?
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God, no. No, sure I'm not.
Well, there'd be no need.
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You can't be at that now.
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So, did you have
boyfriends and stuff?
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Yeah. Yeah, I suppose
you can call them that.
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- They weren't really into labels.
- [Groans]: It looks sore.
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- Yeah, well...
- Well, you should get it taken out.
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Well, we're not
all made of money.
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Doctors cost a lot when you
don't live with your ma anymore.
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This cost 300 euro,
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and I'm not gonna have
it taken out Willy-nilly.
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And you never know,
anything could still happen.
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Was it fun up in Dublin?
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[Sighs]: Oh, my
god, it was brilliant.
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All cool, smart,
successful people.
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Parties every night.
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Still... it's not as good
as being home with you.
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Oh, come here. [Grunts]
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[Angela sniffs]
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- (Caroline): Oh, are you hungry?
- Yeah.
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(Caroline): Hmm. Oh.
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[Angela sighs]
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- (Caroline): Ah, for feck sake.
- (Angela): Ma, you don't have
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to keep every newspaper I'm in.
Getting sued is not an achievement.
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Huh?
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- What's for dinner?
- Oh, I've done all your favourites.
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Chicken and gravy, mash and
roasties, carrots, peas and stuffing.
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Oh, a real mammy dinner.
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- Come here.
- [Chuckles]
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(Caroline): Mm.
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[Door bell ringing]
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- (Brid): Hey, John.
- (Mary): Hey, John, how are ya?
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- Is Angela about?
- (John): Yeah.
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We're gonna celebrate
tonight, I tell you.
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Lancy's pub'll look like bosmania
by the time we're done with it.
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Warfare, John, fucking warfare.
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Angela, you big slut,
as I live and breathe.
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And Caroline,
you're looking lovely.
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(Caroline): Oh, Mary,
would you like a bit of dinner?
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Yeah, you twisted my arm.
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(Angela): Brid.
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- John, another plate.
- (Brid): Angela.
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Oh, it's lovely to see you.
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So, John, you
still at the lorries?
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Nah, let go o'er
there a while back.
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So, I was in the, uh, the
novelty bath sponge game
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for a while but, uh,
but that dried up.
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- [Laughs]
- (John): There you go.
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Making me own black
puddings there for a bit,
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but sure that's a
young man's game.
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Then I tried setting
up me own chip Van
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but you need insurance
and all sorts for that, so...
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So, what are you at now?
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Well, I got this little motivational
poster business set up.
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Oh, how is that going?
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Not great now, to be honest,
I'm thinking of packing it in.
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[Clattering]
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Anyone want a can?
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- No, thanks, Mary, I'm fine.
- Probably not, no.
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- No, thanks.
- Have a can.
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- Good man, John.
- [Can hissing]
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[Can hissing]
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You know, Caroline... [slurps]
I shouldn't even be eating.
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I had a great feed
before I came out.
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[Thudding]
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But you do do a lovely
dinner, so you do.
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(Caroline): Ah.
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[Groans]
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So, brid, how are
things going with Mick?
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When's he gonna
pop the question?
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[Chuckles]: I don't
know but soon.
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I asked him to ask
me and he said yes.
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- Oh!
- But then his sister got engaged,
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so we have to wait. But
they got married last week,
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- so...
- (Caroline): Hmm.
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- It should be any day now.
- How was the wedding?
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Ah, it was lovely.
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There was a lot
of tears on the day.
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- Especially from the bride.
- (Caroline): Oh.
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God... [chuckles]
She was inconsolable.
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Right, girls, let's
get out of here.
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That football team
isn't gonna fuck itself.
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- [Angela laughs]
- [Clattering]
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- That was delicious, Caroline.
- (Caroline): Hmm.
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[Gasps]
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Would you not stay in and
spend some time with your sister?
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You haven't seen her in months.
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She's right. I haven't
seen Gemma in a while.
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- Ah, I'm going out.
- Where are you going?
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To Elaine's.
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To study for an exam.
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Aw, you're very good.
Have a lovely evening.
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Fair play. Right, up.
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Angela, I don't want
you drinking too much.
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You have to be up
early in the morning.
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I got you a little job.
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What? What do you mean?
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(Mary): Is it all
right if we take this?
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Just in a shop, part time.
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But, mam, I haven't
even been here four hours.
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I just don't want you hanging
around the house doing nothing...
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- Like getting depressed.
- Ah...
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Trying to...
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- Kill yourself.
- Jesus Christ, mam.
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- Please, mam, please.
- [Indistinct chatter]
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[Angela laughing]
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So, Gemma's having an ol' study.
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- Yeah.
- Huh.
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Your ma never let you
away with that kind of shit
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- when we were teenagers.
- I was friends with you.
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Me ma's gullible, but
she's not that gullible.
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- Oh, yeah.
- [Angela laughs]
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So, what's it like being back?
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I'd say you're so
happy to see everyone.
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- Oh, yeah.
- I couldn't move away
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- from my friends and family.
- It's nice to see me ma and all.
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Shit though, isn't it?
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Yeah. Oh god, it's terrible.
What am I gonna do?
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- What the fuck am I going to do?
- Get a job, buddy.
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- It's what you gotta do.
- Yeah, fuck.
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Or you could do a course
in the community centre.
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Michelle's teaching
one on basket weaving.
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- Yeah. Who's Michelle?
- My brother Jim's girlfriend.
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- [Car door closes]
- I know.
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- Mammy loves her.
- [Car door closes]
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Does your mom
love all insipid bitches
238
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or is this one special?
239
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- She's just nice.
- I'm fucking nice.
240
00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:04,620
But she didn't wipe her
arse on mammy's new towel,
241
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:05,860
so she's got that going for her.
242
00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,960
I apologized to your mam,
so the ball's in her court.
243
00:12:08,042 --> 00:12:09,622
You could've at least put
them in the wash basket
244
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:10,740
instead of trying to flush them.
245
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:13,380
You know, your mam can
have all the fancy towels
246
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:16,160
she wants, but you should have
toilet paper in your bathroom.
247
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,100
She needs to have a
good look at herself.
248
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:24,880
- [Engine revs]
- [Rock music playing]
249
00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:28,560
So, Angela, are
you back for good?
250
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[Laughs]: God, no.
251
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I mean, no offence. It's
nice hanging out with you
252
00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:35,560
and all but, oh, I
got shit I wanna do.
253
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,760
When I lived here,
we just drank in fields.
254
00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,880
What's wrong with
drinking in fields?
255
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[Scoffs]: Nothing, I'll
give ye that, it's class.
256
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:46,280
But, you know, I did job in
media and I went to college.
257
00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,880
- We all went to college.
- Yeah, I know but, uh...
258
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,920
Why don't you get on the
radio here? Or the paper.
259
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:54,180
Yeah, you could
write a thrilling exposé
260
00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:56,640
on who had a good time
in the pub on Friday night.
261
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,660
Or you could crack the whole
"who did well in their junior cert"
262
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:01,360
thing wide open.
263
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,320
It'll be only a matter of time till
you're headhunted by the times.
264
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- [Audience applauding]
- (Woman): It's Saturday night.
265
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- (Caroline): Ooh.
- (Woman): It's winning streak.
266
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:18,120
And here are your hosts, sinead
Kennedy and Marty whelan.
267
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Welcome, it's winning streak,
268
00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,020
- you're very welcome.
- It is, and as always, we have
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exotic holidays, new cars
and so much cash to give away.
270
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,260
It's true and one of our
five contestants will get
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the chance to spin the
wheel for half a million euro.
272
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,040
[Sinead and Caroline cheer]
273
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(Sinead): Hey, let's meet them.
274
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And our fifth player is
Mark Martin from westmeath.
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- Make some noise.
- [Audience cheering, applauding]
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(Caroline): Hmm.
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Mark, you're very
welcome. Good luck.
278
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[Audience cheering, applauding]
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This is your chance out
there now to say hello
280
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to anybody from back home.
281
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- Here it comes.
- (Mark): Eh...
282
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Uh, my... my mam, my dad,
uh, my brother and his two kids,
283
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,080
my uncles and me aunties,
284
00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:06,000
eh, the lads from the
pitch and putt club...
285
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:07,660
- Caroline.
- Eh, the lads
286
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,560
down at lancy's pub.
287
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,700
- Kieran from the dole office.
- [Indistinct chatter]
288
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:12,800
- Say nothing.
- Yeah, no...
289
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:13,940
Eh, spider legs Johnny.
290
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,900
- (Marty): What? ...Okay, right.
- (Mark): Yeah, good friend.
291
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,600
- Ah, airbrakes.
- (Marty): Airbrakes?
292
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:18,920
- Caroline.
- (Mark): Yeah.
293
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:22,700
- And, uh, Conor McGregor. [Screams]
- Oh, that's it.
294
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,140
- [Audience applauding]
- He does not know Conor McGregor.
295
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,800
- Not personally anyhow.
- (Mark): Jambon and, uh,
296
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- ah, anybody else who knows me.
- Is that everyone?
297
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,080
- Is it?
- Yeah.
298
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,800
Big round of applause
for Mark. Well done.
299
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,980
[Audience applauding]
300
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,180
That family were always
tight, with their compliments
301
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,920
- and their money.
- [Audience applauding]
302
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,520
[Game show music playing]
303
00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:48,600
- [Upbeat music playing]
- [Laughing]
304
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:54,520
- [Indistinct chatter]
- [Mary chuckles, sighs]
305
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:10,640
[Indistinct chatter]
306
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:14,560
- [Indistinct chatter]
- [Crowd cheering]
307
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,480
Not anymore. Saturn's next.
308
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,740
Oh, I thought I told you not
to come back in here anymore.
309
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,520
I thought I told you
to rev up and fuck off.
310
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,840
A cider, a white wine and
a coke for me, I'm driving.
311
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,080
And a pack of scampi fries,
please, when you're ready.
312
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:32,040
- [Crowd cheering]
- [Indistinct chatter]
313
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,560
Do you think he
might be able to see?
314
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:35,840
Fuck 'em.
315
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,480
He's lucky we're in his
poxy pub buying his mixers.
316
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:44,040
[Upbeat music playing]
317
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,600
What the fuck are you doing?
318
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,440
Oh.
319
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:51,560
We're hosting a unesco summit
on education in the middle east.
320
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,040
We're having a drink.
What are you doing?
321
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,860
Ah, this is my party and
you're not gonna ruin it.
322
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,280
No, this is Angela's
party. Look.
323
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,020
- [Angela laughs]
- (Mary): And I don't recall
324
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,460
you being invited, so kindly go
back to your soggy vol-au-vents
325
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,360
and your ugly relatives,
and let us sound people
326
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,960
continue having
the craic, all right?
327
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,240
I'm gonna tell the barman
you're sneaking drink.
328
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:15,120
[Indistinct chatter]
329
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,600
I'll tell your granny
about your trip to england.
330
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:21,800
Spa weekend, was it? Full body
massage and womb scraping.
331
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,400
What's your problem
with her, Mary?
332
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,760
Do you know, I can't remember.
Right, I'm going for a piss.
333
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,360
[Man laughing]
334
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,280
(Angela): Where's
Yvonne going away to?
335
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,360
She's going to Manchester
to study homeopathy.
336
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:41,960
Homeopathy?
337
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,120
Is that the one where water
remembers it used to have medicine
338
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,920
in it but forgets all about
the piss, shit and fish jizz?
339
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,960
[Laughs, slurps]
340
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:53,720
[Coughs]
341
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,400
- You don't have it?
- Sorry, love, I don't.
342
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,040
- Do you have YouTube on that?
- Yeah.
343
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,160
Then, you do have it.
344
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:04,060
Look, we're paying a lot of money
for you tonight, don't let us down.
345
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,160
I don't mind. You're
the boss, like, whatever.
346
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:12,200
[Upbeat music playing]
347
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,580
- [Girls screaming]
- But I think the basket weaving
348
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,520
- can really take off. You know?
- [Door closes]
349
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,480
Jim, here.
350
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,320
(Michelle): Hi. Hey.
351
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,320
- Michelle, this is Angela.
- Hiya.
352
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,120
How are you getting on, Angela?
353
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,320
- Ah, grand, sure. You know yourself.
- Yeah?
354
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,000
- And yourself?
- Yeah.
355
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000
Grand.
356
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:40,880
Uh...
357
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,280
Uh, I tell you... [chuckles]
This place is after branching out,
358
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:48,080
scampi fries, that's
new. [Chuckles]
359
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:51,440
But you know, when I was a child,
I used to call these "fish pillows,"
360
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:55,600
'cause they look like pillows
but they smell like fish. [Laughs]
361
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:59,680
[Gasps, laughs]:
What a world, ha?
362
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,320
I tried ryvita, right,
with poppy seeds.
363
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:05,440
- Oh right, how did you get on?
- Grand, yeah.
364
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,240
When I think about it, I thought,
"Michelle, now you eat sesame seeds
365
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,160
on burger buns. What's
there to be afraid of?"
366
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,720
[Gasps]: You're right, I
never thought about it like that.
367
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,920
Yeah, see, I'm reading
this book at the moment,
368
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,320
how to live without
boundaries and I thought,
369
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:22,600
"Michelle, if you
can't do with ryvita,
370
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,880
you're never gonna live
your life to the fullest."
371
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,280
[Chuckles]
372
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:31,320
- I must get them on my next shop.
- [Brid and Angela chuckle]
373
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,320
You see the young
Martin lad on the telly?
374
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:37,040
Oh, yeah. Mam bought him a
few scratch cards for his 18th,
375
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,520
- a few weeks back. [Chuckles]
- Do you think it was?
376
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,800
Well, we don't know but,
377
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,520
ma will be expecting
a hello tonight, anyway.
378
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:49,120
But I think, feck the hello,
you'd want a few grand.
379
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,640
That's why I don't like buying
people scratch cards. [Chuckles]
380
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,640
In case they win.
381
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,200
- (Mary): How are you, Jim?
- [Jim grunts]
382
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,040
- All right?
- Right, sure.
383
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,240
- Uh, good to catch up.
- Yeah.
384
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,660
- We're gonna head on.
- Yeah, bye.
385
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,920
Ah, nice meeting ya.
386
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,120
These are really nice.
387
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,400
(Angela): So...
388
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,080
Do you still like Jim or what?
389
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,040
- What are you talking about?
- (Brid): Please, Mary,
390
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,400
don't mess things up for
them. They're really happy.
391
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,400
What are you on about? We
were never even going out.
392
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:32,160
- You were together for four years.
- Yeah, but it was never official.
393
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:35,440
We just hung out,
had the ride and talked.
394
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,880
That's what going out
is. That's literally all it is.
395
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,880
Seriously, Mary, don't.
396
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,380
I'll be honest with you, brid,
you're kind of making me
397
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:48,440
- want to have sex with your brother.
- Don't even joke. That's not funny.
398
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,440
My mam would lose her shit.
399
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,400
[Sighs]: She's only
off the anxiety pills.
400
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,120
Really? God.
401
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,440
I can get her
pills if she likes.
402
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,920
- [Chuckles]
- [Upbeat music playing]
403
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,920
[Crowd cheering]
404
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,040
Okay, okay.
405
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:16,740
This is a special request going
out for the woman of the hour.
406
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,380
- [Crowd cheering]
- Your favourite song
407
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,960
on this, a very special
going away party.
408
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,840
- [Crowd cheering]
- We all love her very much.
409
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:32,400
[Heavy metal music playing]
410
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,140
(Woman): What
the hell is this shit?
411
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,080
Everyone will think I like
weird music like a weirdo.
412
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,720
I don't know. Ask your
one over there. I... I...
413
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,880
[Heavy metal music playing]
414
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,440
These are really nice.
I'm sorry, I misspoke.
415
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:49,640
Why do you hate me?
416
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,800
- Why are you trying to destroy me?
- Look...
417
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,420
I don't know, is it you I hate?
What's your name again?
418
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,380
- You fucking bitch.
- (Mary): Ooh.
419
00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,240
She's sneaking drinks
in, they're in her bag.
420
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,880
She had an abortion.
421
00:21:02,215 --> 00:21:03,905
- [Indistinct chatter]
- I told you I'll tell them,
422
00:21:03,932 --> 00:21:05,662
- I fucking told you.
- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
423
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,200
- Out right now.
- Hang on, hang on.
424
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,400
- [Gasps]
- I'm getting this.
425
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,240
- (Brid): Fuck's sake, Mary.
- (Man): All of you, all of you out.
426
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:18,080
- (Brid): Angela, come on.
- [Indistinct chatter]
427
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,040
- (Man): There's the door.
- (Brid): Yeah, thank you.
428
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,600
- [Brid chuckles]
- [Indistinct chatter]
429
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:29,300
- [Both laughing]
- Hey, hey, Mary, did you bring us
430
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,080
to that pub to specifically
mess up that girl's party?
431
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,840
- No.
- But you knew it was happening.
432
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:38,640
Yeah, it's been talk
of the town all week...
433
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,580
- (Angela): Whoo! [Laughs]
- Like she's something special.
434
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,120
Did she really have an abortion?
435
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,440
I'd say so. Did
you see her face?
436
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:52,720
- She was mortified.
- [All laugh]
437
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:57,280
I can't remember the last time I
was thrown out of a pub. [Chuckles]
438
00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,060
What about that time I
came up to visit you in Dublin?
439
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:06,280
- Oh. [Laughs]
- [Laughs]
440
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:10,440
- [Angela retching]
- [All laugh]
441
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:17,400
- You're smoking.
- Yeah, it's cool.
442
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,840
- [Indistinct chatter]
- Oh, shit. Take those.
443
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,360
[Angela and Mary laugh]
444
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,520
What... what are you doing here?
445
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:33,000
- Oh, how's the studying going?
- Uh, we finished up early,
446
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,800
so we decided to go for a walk.
447
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,840
Gemma, what are you
doing? You're better than this.
448
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,400
[Sniffles]: Who the
fuck are these people?
449
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:41,600
(Gemma): Don't tell mam.
450
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,260
Are you really gonna throw
your life away getting drunk
451
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:47,600
in fields with this lot? You
have so much potential.
452
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,240
[Sighs]: And who
the fuck is that lad?
453
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:51,840
I don't want any trouble now.
454
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,480
Can I have a can?
455
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,600
They're a bad influence.
456
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,920
It might seem like fun now,
getting drunk and doing mad shit
457
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:03,220
but, you know, time flies
and before you know it
458
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,380
you could be 40, still
living in this village
459
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:08,680
and you had such a promising
career ahead of you in the media.
460
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:12,440
- What?
- Go. Go now, go. Go.
461
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,800
- [Vomits]
- [Laughs]
462
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,200
Go!
463
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,300
- [Angela coughs]
- (Brid): You okay?
464
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,040
[Angela coughs]
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
465
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,720
[Gulps]
466
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:29,080
- [Audience applauding]
- So, here we are with Mark Martin
467
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,020
from westmeath. Mark,
you're nearly there now,
468
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,720
- good one.
- [Audience cheering]
469
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,400
Uh, if you could
select a tube for me.
470
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:35,760
- What number?
- (Mark): Two.
471
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,840
(Marty): Number two.
Okay, off you go, good luck.
472
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,480
- [Indistinct chatter]
- [Audience cheering, applauding]
473
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,860
- (Sinead): Well done, Mark.
- (Marty): Just one more wheel, Mark,
474
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,880
and you'll have the chance to spin
the big wheel for a minimum prize
475
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,880
of 20,000 euro or,
obviously, the grand prize
476
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,700
- of half a million euro.
- [Grunts]
477
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,460
- [Audience applauding]
- (Sinead): But before you pick
478
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,220
a tube to proceed,
Mark, is there anything
479
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,720
you want to say to
anybody at home?
480
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:58,600
Caroline?
481
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,800
- Uh, no.
- (Marty): Okay, Mark,
482
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,400
so it looks like it's between
you and jacinta right beside you,
483
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:07,680
so, who will get to hit that button
first and get you to spin that wheel?
484
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,000
(Sinead): One or two?
What's it gonna be?
485
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,380
I'll pick, um... I'll
go for number one.
486
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:14,940
(Sinead): Okay,
the very best of luck.
487
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,660
- (Jacinta): Thank you.
- [Hissing]
488
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,320
- (Sinead): It's a wheel!
- Oh, my god.
489
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,420
- Sorry. Sorry about that, Mark.
- Yeah, sorry about that.
490
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,840
Listen, you're not gonna
get a shot with the jackpot
491
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,780
but you're welcome to do. Give
everybody a round of applause.
492
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:26,800
(Marty): Yes.
493
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,560
[Angela coughs, retches]
494
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,800
[Grunts]
495
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,560
- I've missed this.
- Yeah.
496
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,500
- [Brid and Angela laughing]
- Brid.
497
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,160
- (Brid): Mm-hmm.
- Brid...
498
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,000
Will you put the alarm
on the phone for me
499
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:50,320
for that fucking job in the
morning. [Sniffles, grunts]
500
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,760
I've lost the use of my hand.
501
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,320
- [Smooches]
- [Mary smooches, moans]
502
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,040
♪ Hey ♪
503
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:03,600
[Theme music playing]
504
00:25:03,650 --> 00:25:08,200
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