All language subtitles for Man.With.The.Screaming.Brain.2005.PROPER.1080p.WEBRip.x265-RARBG

(car engine revving)

(gentle music)

- You're the most beautiful
woman I've ever seen.

But I gotta tell you I'm
gonna go with someone else.

- You what?

- I've been doing a lot of
thinking

and I found a better deal.

(gentle music)

- Make love to me Larry.

- Excuse me.

- Make love to me before you
walk out of my life forever.

- Well I guess we're consenting
adults.

(Larry screaming)

- Aha.

I accept your rejection.

(gentle upbeat music)

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

(thunder rumbling)

(woman screaming)

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

(speaks in foreign language)

- Can you hear anything?

- No, it's just a fast, busy
signal.

Oh, I'm gonna ring that IT
bastards neck.

- I thought you said
all you had to do was.

- Right, just turn it on and
dial.

That's what they told
me, that's what I did.

Son of a bitch.

- Well then how are you
gonna call the limo company?

How will they ever find us?

- I don't know.

What do I look like, the
dispatcher?

I have no idea.

They were supposed to meet us
with a sign

in by baggage claim.

But no, I guess we're
not in Kansas anymore.

- Not even close.

- You know what?

This is horse ven.

I'm not gonna wait around
this glorified bus station,

one more second.

We're taking a taxi, some on,
let's go.

(car engine revving)

Yes, hello.

Do you speak English?

(speaks in foreign language)

Thank you.

(car engine revving)

Hello, Sir, do you speak
English?

(speaks in foreign language)

Yeah, thank you.

Yes, hello.

Do you speak English?

- Yes.

And the capitol of Nebraska is
Omaha.

- You're hired, good, load him
up.

- Oh, please wait John Wayne,

I'd love to take your money,

but these cabs all lined up in
order.

You have to take the one
at the head of the stent

or I'll be killed and I'm not
kidding.

- All right, look,

how much does it cost to get
from here

to the rank off in US dollars?

- 20, give or take.

- For crying out loud.

(speaks in foreign language)

Yes, hello.

See this, it's money,
I'm giving you money.

Okay, thank you.

Have a good day.

All right, look, do me a favor
will you?

Tell him he's paid in full.

(speaks in foreign language)

Capitalism works every time.

Welcome to Bulgaria.

Talk about a gypsy cab.

- If you please, I'm
not gypsy, I'm Russian.

Big time difference Roy Rogers.

- Yeah, well, if you please,
my name isn't Roy Rogers

and it's not John Wayne either.

- It's William Cole and I'm
Jackie.

- My name is Yegor, Yegor,
pleased to meet you.

What brings you to Brauda?

- Business.
- Shopping.

- Plenty of blue light specials,

capitalism is still new to us.

We are not as good as, how
you say, price gouging.

(car engine revving)

(upbeat music)

- Good morning P Money.

Your teeth are very dirty, brush
them.

How you supposed to get the
women with your hair like this,

rolling in your six, four, brush
out hair.

Now you're looking fly.

- Pavel.

Pavel, come quickly.

- Sleep.

Yes, Doctor?

- Tell me what you see here?

Look.

- I see cells.

- Normal cells?

- Normal cells.

What is big whoopee?

- They are cells from two
different DNA profiles.

- Each one leaving side but each
growing.

- Yeah.

- Duplicating.

- It appears the new inhibitor
is working.

- That is some phat news.

Slip me some skin to my main
man.

(gentle upbeat music)

(car engine revving)

- Oh, come on.

Excuse me,

there's no buckle for my
seatbelt.

- What you need seatbelt
for, it's short drive?

- 'Cause frankly, you don't
seem like a very good driver.

- I'm a excellent driver.

(speaks in foreign language)

(gentle upbeat music)

- Will you slow down, please.

- What is problem, I'm
going with lot of traffic.

(gentle upbeat music)

- I've always loved the
smell of European cigarettes.

- Would you put that out please?

- [Jackie] It's his cab, Dear.

- It's my lungs.

(car engine revving)

And just so you know, where I
come from,

a little place called America,

the customer is always right.

- Too bad, you're here now.

(car engine revving)

(cellphone ringing)

Hello.

(speaks in foreign language)

- Excuse me, would you
please not talk to cell phone

while you drive?

- It's my uncle.

- I don't give a snot if it's
the Pope.

I'm not paying you to
talk on a cell phone,

I'm paying you to drive the cab.

- William, you're being
such an ugly American.

- Oh what, you like it here so
much,

you want to move to Bulgaria?

- It's tempting.

(car engine revving)

(speaks in foreign language)

- Just so you know,

in many states in the
US it is against the law

to talk on the cell phone while
you drive.

- Everything's against the law
in US.

America's police state.

- Yeah, that's a good one
coming from you commies.

- [Jackie] William give it a
rest.

- This idiot is insulting our
way of life.

- And what's the hype about
capitalism?

Under communism I have good
paying job with pension,

nice housing and now with
capitalism I drive a taxi,

I live in a small apartment,
I work 25 hours a day

to have nothing.

- Capitalism is the only way to
go.

Because from capitalism
flows democracy, okay.

So your miserable little
life will improve eventually.

- Whatever you say, Donald
Trump.

(car engine revving)

- What's going on?

- Anybody's guess.

This could be a security check,

could be a goat in the road.

- Isn't there any other
way to get to the hotel?

- The only get other way
is through Gypsy Town,

I don't recommend it.

- Well take it, okay.

'Cause I'm not gonna sit here

and breathe this smelly exhaust
for another second, come on.

- Customer is always right.

(car engine revving)

- You realize what this means
don't do?

With this new drug I have
discovered,

two different brains can be put
together

like, what is the word
for interlocking toys?

- Legos.

- Lincoln Logs.

Think of it.

If they body no longer
rejects, nothing is impossible.

And our timing could not be
better.

It just so happens that the CEO

of the largest drug company in
the world

is coming to our fair city.

- For why?

- What does it matter for
why, for who, for what?

When he arrives, we will present
our case.

But tonight, Pavel,

tonight we celebrate.

(gentle upbeat music)

- No, no, I'm good.

Red Bull.

- Is it impossible for you
to do anything traditional?

- What can I say?

I like new things.

I am a global citizen.

- You have no sense of history.

(speaks in foreign language)

- Down the hedge.

- Think of the minds that
can be saved, repaired

or even replaced, just imagine.

How would you like to have

the intelligence of Albert
Einstein,

the wit of Mark Twain, the
vision of Leonardo da Vinci.

- I'd like to have hot
water in my apartment.

(gentle upbeat music)

- To comrade Alexander,

the father of Russian
biophysics.

In celebration of the next step.

We have finally ready for human
trials.

(suspenseful music)

- This is border.

(gentle music)

in Gypsy Town there are two
rules,

number one, stay in car.

- What's the second?

- Same as first.

- No problem.

Good Lord, William.

Maybe this wasn't such a good
idea.

- It is crazy place.

Anything can happen in Gypsy
Town.

(brakes screeching)

(speaks in foreign language)

(gentle music)

(car horn honking)

(speaks in foreign language)

(car engine revving)

- [Jackie] Is she an actual
gypsy.

- Big time, yes.

- Do you know her?

- She is head case.

Lives up ahead with her
grandparents

above family bridal shop.

- [Jackie] What happened to her
parents?

- Who knows.

It is Gypsy Town.

- That's depressing.

Why do you know so much about
it?

- How you say in America,
I take the fifth.

- How much further
before we're outta here?

- Not far, I'm almost out.

(horse neighing)

(dog barking)

(speaks in foreign language)

(car engine revving)

(cellphone ringing)

(speaks in foreign language)

(car engine revving)

(suspenseful music)

(birds chirping)

I was afraid of this.

- What do they want?

- This car.

- Oh my God.

(suspenseful music)

- Wait, wait, wait,

what are you gonna do with that?

- Discourage them.

Now, what was rule number one?

- [Both] Stay in the car.

(dog barking)

- Hello Uri.

Shouldn't you be home playing
video games?

(suspenseful music)

- Yegor Stragov.

(suspenseful music)

- What?

What should we do?

- I don't know.

You're the man.

Aren't you?

Oh for God sake.

I'm in, I'm in.

Never ask a man to do a woman's
job.

- When you show disrespect.

(Uri screaming)

Be prepared for consequences.

Run fast, 'cause I'm gonna
shoot you in the ass.

(car engine revving)

Sorry you had to see that.

- I'm sorry about a lot of
things Yegor,

but that wasn't one of them.

That was exciting.

(gentle music)

(car engine revving)

We might want to keep this guy.

He seems to know his way around.

- For once we agree.

- Yegor, thank you for a
very memorable cab ride.

- Anytime Mrs. Lady.

- Listen, Yegor.

- Yegor, Yegor.

- Yeah, whatever.

Look, we got off on the wrong
foot.

You seem like a pretty
resourceful guy.

And I got some meetings
I have to get to today.

What would it take to
keep you on call today?

- $200 US.

- I'll give you 150.

- Cash?
- Of course.

- Plus gas, food and cigarettes.

- No, I don't smoke.

You have to buy your own damn
cigarettes.

- You got your self a deal.

- My first meeting is in two
hours.

Now look, my wife,

she doesn't really know her
way around the city, obviously,

so after you dropped me,
can you take her shopping?

- Of course,

but there are no Sax Fifth
Avenue in Brauda you know.

- That's okay, just someplace
nice.

Now look, do me a favor, will
you?

Keep your eyes peeled for a
jewelry store.

I gotta get my wife something
special.

- Trouble in paradise?

- I take the fifth.

- I'll find you something, easy
peasy.

(gentle upbeat music)

(speaks in foreign language)

- Well I'm off to hear their
pitch.

- Have fun.

- That Yegor guy will pick
you up after he drops me.

- Whatever.

- You know, every once in a
while you can pretend to care.

- Oh I pretend, William,

I've been pretending for years.

- Excuse me.

Sorry.

- Have I seen you before?

- No.

- I think I have.

I never forget a beautiful
woman.

(gentle music)

Have a nice day.

(speaks in foreign language)

(gentle music)

- Good news Mr. Cole.

- You found something?

- This will make your way very
happy.

- Yeah, that would be a neat
trick.

Wow, it's beautiful.

Where'd you get it?

- What does it matter?

- Well, how do I know it isn't
fake?

- Then just say, I know.

Where to?

- Central subway station.

- There is no subway in Brauda.

- Not yet.

It's another project the
Commies failed to complete.

Let me tell you mass
transportation

would transform the city.

- And boot me out of job to be
sure.

(car engine revving)

(speaks in foreign language)

- Doctor.

- Yes, what, what, what?

- William Cole is in town.

- He is?

Excellent.

Excellent.

Take a letter.

- Okay,

Dear Billy.

- Too familiar.

- Willie?

- Mr. Cole.

Dear Mr. Cole,

allow me to introduce myself,

my name is Dr. Ivan Ivanovic
Ivanov,

I am a research scientist.

I am working on an empty
rejection drug,

the same as your company is
developing.

But I have demonstrated the use

of two different DNA profiles,

which can act together,
side-by-side.

- Like Lincoln Logs.

- Strike that.

Side by side, together.

Which will allow perfect organ
transplants of all types.

In fact, I have human example.

- Human example, we do?

- I just want to get his
attention.

- Oh.

- The world is a
dangerous place, Mr. Cole.

Between war, accident and
illness,

injured people cover the globe,

who knows if the next
person may not to be you.

I look forward to meeting with
you

and to hearing from you
as soon as possible.

Yours in the interest of
humanity,
Dr. Ivan Ivanovic Ivanov.

Make sure you get this to
him as soon as possible.

- Yes, Doctor.

(gentle music)

First I make letter better.

- The hard part, Mr Cole, is
already done.

Events are preexisting,
rules have been established

and construction is, by our
estimates, 65% complete.

Finished plans have been
sitting on the shelves

for 30 years.

- All you need now is the
money to finish the job.

I understand.

(birds chirping)

(car engine revving)

- How do you like Brauda
so far, Mrs. Cole?

- Yegor, I couldn't tell you.

When I traveled with my husband,

mostly what I see is he inside
of the jet,

the inside of the taxi,
the inside of a hotel room.

- Maybe Brauda change that for
you.

- Sounds good.

Let's start with a cigarette.

- I didn't know Americans
smoked.

- This one does.

When my husband isn't around.

Strong,

like everything in Europe,

coffee, beer, men.

(gentle music)

Ever wish you could get a new
body and start all over again?

- I'm happy with what I have
Mrs. Cole.

- Of course, just look at you.

(gentle music)

- Who was that woman we saw
on Gypsy Town just today.

- That's a long time ago.

I was a KGB during communism.

I was assigned to Gypsy Town.

How you say, I get short straw.

(both laughing)

- I promise not to tell my
husband, he'd freak out.

- Everyone has to make a living.

Long story short, I met
Tatoya in Gypsy Town.

- What happened?

- We were engaged to be
married, but I broke it off.

She didn't take news well.

- Is there a woman in your life
now?

- No.

- Why don't we skip
shopping for today, Yegor?

Show me the city.

Let's take the scenic route.

- Customer's always right.

(car engine revving)

- After you recoup your
initial investment,

we split 50, 50 for the
life of the project.

Reward against the subway
system.

- And my drug company gets
much needed diversification.

Not to mention a hell of a
fourth quarter write-off.

- All very attractive, no?

- Yes it is.

I'll give it some serious
consideration.

- I hate to say this Alexander,

but my cell phone doesn't work.

Can I borrow yours?

- Of course.

- Thank you.

(cellphone ringing)

- Phone's ringing.

- [Jackie] Let it ring.

(Jackie moaning)

- That's embarrassing.

I guess I need a ride to the
hotel.

- It's the least we can do.

(car engine revving)

(speaks in foreign language)

(gentle music)

- Mr. Cole.

Hello.

- Who are you?

- Please do read.

- "Mr. Cole, if you ever wanted
more than you have today,

"have you ever looked at
your successful friends

"and said, hey, my friends are
successful.

"A really famous research
scientist

"has developed a powerful wonder
drug

"that will change history

"and he want you to be a part of
it."

That's good.

I'm spending millions
of dollars on research

and I'm supposed to drop
everything

to visit some quack doctor
from Bolts Nut, Bulgaria?

- No, it's a win-win situation.

- Let me be very clear with you.

I am simply not interested
in your scam, okay?

- Part of your team.

- No, not interested, thank you
very much.

- I can make.

- Good day.

(gentle music)

(sings in foreign language)

Jackie.

- Sorry, I just finishing.

- What's your hurry,

mysterious woman?

(gentle music)

(speaks in foreign language)

(gentle music)

- One day we will be together.

- I'm sorry, what did you say?

- You and I will be married.

(laughing)

- Now look, maybe this
is just a cultural thing,

but you and me were just fooling
around.

I mean, if you think in a
million years

that I would marry some gypsy
freak,

you've got another thing coming.

- As do you.

- I've heard of maid service
but this is ridiculous.

Out.

What was that all about?

- What?

I came back, you weren't
here, the maid was,

I asked her to leave
and then you showed up.

- Just in time, apparently.

- As if you're in a position to
talk.

What the hell were you doing
all this time with the Commie?

- Shopping.

But you'll be pleased to know
that I didn't buy anything.

- Yeah, well I did.

Holy hell.

She took it.

It was that it was a ring
that I bought for you,

some cash, my wallet, that
gypsy maid stole it all.

- Nice try William.

Look, we should stop kidding
ourselves.

This hasn't worked for quite a
while.

- Wait, wait, where are you
going?

- I'm taking myself to dinner

and when I get back, you
better be in a different room.

- What is that supposed to mean?

- I'll spell it out.

I'm leaving you, this time is
for good.

(gentle music)

(car engine revving)

(speaks in foreign language)

- Hey.

(suspenseful music)

- What have you done Tatoya?

(speaks in foreign language)

- How could you give our ring
away?

- I didn't.

I sold it.

Big difference.

- I loved you Yegor.

You were the most
beautiful man I ever saw.

I would do anything for you,

I'd kill for you.

If I cannot have you forever,

can I at least have you one last
time?

(gentle music)

- Double crossing.

(suspenseful music)

(speaks in foreign language)

(gun firing)

(suspenseful music)

(ambulance siren wailing)

- I'm sorry to say, Mrs. Cole,

the news isn't good.

Because of the severe brain
injuries,

your husband is unable
to function on his own.

That includes breathing,
speech, motion, the five senses.

We could keep a pulse going,
but it's not much of a life.

(gentle music)

(speaks in foreign language)

- You and I had something once,
William.

I'm sorry you were taken away
before we could get that back.

Goodbye.

All right, doctor pull the plug.

(car engine revving)

Gypsy Town.

- I wouldn't recommend it.

- Who is the customer here?

Take me.

- Okay, lady.

(speaks in foreign language)

- This is most fortuitous,
Pavel.

because of this tragedy, we
will be able to show Mr. Cole

the value of my idea.

Bring those bodies to me,
I will prepare the lab.

- Da.

(gentle music)

- You killed my husband bitch

and now I'm gonna kill you.

(bowl breaking)

(Tatoya screaming)

Bitch.

I'm not through with you.

(speaks in foreign language)

(women screaming)

- He was your husband,

now you can be with him forever.

(Jackie screaming)

(suspenseful music)

(speaks in foreign language)

(suspenseful music)

(heart monitor beeping)

(suspenseful music)

- Prepare the inhibitor.

Vital signs?

- Stable, Doctor.

- Excellent.

Now, all we can do is wait and
see.

(suspenseful music)

(speaks in foreign language)

- Blonde woman found in Gypsy
Town.

- That's most unusual.

- You want for me to pick her
up?

- In this world, you never
know what you are going to get.

- Ya, bring her to me.

- Okie dokie.

(gentle upbeat music)

- Light.

Optical response, positive.

Smelly.

Olfactory response, positive.

(hands clapping)

Auditory response, positive.

Match.

Sensory response, positive.

- Where am I?

- This is a private facility.

Allow me to introduce myself,

I am Dr. Ivan Ivanovic Ivanov

- I am Pavel.

- What happened to me?

- You have suffered a
terrible head injury.

The right side of your
brain was severely damaged.

We used donor tissue,

also from the right side of the
cerebrum

and combined the two portions.

- Like Lincoln Logs.

- Who was the donor?

- A horrible man, face like a
fish.

- It is irrelevant.

Eventually your brain will
overcome the donor portion

and will once again function as
a whole.

Now, let me see you wiggle
the fingers of your left hand.

- Why the left?

- If your left side is able to
move,

it means that the tissue on
the right side of your cerebrum

is functioning properly.

I must say you are doing
extremely well.

- Well, that's good because I
was.

I just saw an image in my head

of something happening to me.

- This is good.

It means that more of
your memory is returning.

- But it wasn't my memory.
I was seeing myself.

- Well, the hippocampus is
experiencing cerebral flushes,

waves of chemicals being
released

from the other brain tissue.

(gun firing)

- Doc, it happened again.

Only it wasn't my memory.

- Well, you are suffering from
post-shock stress disorder,

do not be alarmed.

- I think I'm losing it.

- Pavel, quickly.

- Where are you taking me?

- Nothing to worry about.

I have to make a few routine
adjustments

to your temporal lobe.

(William screaming)

- No.

Let go of me.

- No, you must let us do this,

we are trying to save your life.

- What kind of a life is this?

(suspenseful music)

- There's no telling how
long he will survive.

- What's for dinner?

(suspenseful music)

(children screaming)

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

- Stop staring at me.

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

(gentle music)

(birds chirping)

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

- [Yegor Voice] Don't be afraid
Corporate.

- Who said that?

- [Yegor Voice] I wish I could
tell you.

- Where are you?

- [Yegor Voice] Where do you
think?

Are you doing that?

I have no control over.

- [Yegor Voice] It looks like
it.

- I control the right, I guess.

- [Yegor Voice] From now I
suggest we stop using I or me,

it's we.

- Okay, what do we do now?

- [Yegor Voice] We need
clothes, food and car.

Follow me.

(speaks in foreign language)

These cars are going to
be sold on black market.

This one.

Somehow I know his car.

- Are you kidding?

This is a piece of crap.

We'll do a lot better with
these.

Just take one of these.

- [Yegor Voice] It's my body
too.

I can shoot you down.

- Yeah, two can play your little
game.

- [Yegor Voice] You got a
problem with me?

- Yeah.

Stop it.

Hey.

All right, all right.

I'll take the taxi if
you want it that bad.

Don't forget, you hurt
me, you hurt yourself.

- [Yegor Voice] Okay.

Get up.

- Hey, hey, where are we going?

- [Yegor Voice] Looking for
tool?

I know.

- [Yegor Voice] I got it.

- It's a two handed job, idiot.

(speaks in foreign language)

- You're welcome.

- Hey, hey, you stole a
car I stole, you freak.

- [William] It feels
strange driving a car.

- [Yegor Voice] I wasn't
going to say anything,

but you're a piss poor driver.

- Easy for you.

Are you as hungry as I am?

- [Yegor Voice] Of course.

(car horns honking)

But we have to earn some money.

Aha, there is our clothes.

- [Man] Hey, off me.

- Go on, give me that, beat it.

- [Yegor Voice] No way I'm
wearing a tie.

- Okay, okay, okay.

Not on your life.

That's more like it.

(bus engine revving)

- [Yegor Voice] Time to work
corporate.

- Wait a minute, we're
not gonna beg are we?

- [Yegor Voice] You're thinking

maybe we worked at McDonald's.

- No, no way, I'm not a beggar.

Never begged for anything in my
life

and I'm not about to start now.

- [Yegor Voice] Come on.

Please do give me some money.

- No, no, no, no.

That's okay, I'm fine, thank
you.

- [Yegor Voice] Didn't you hear
me?

(speaks in foreign language)

- That's okay, ma'am,
I'm just fine without it.

Thank you very much.

- [Yegor Voice] We will
be needing, you idiot.

(speaks in foreign language)

- What's for dinner?

(birds chirping)

- Her heart is kaputsky.

(gentle music)

Her spinal column is shattered.

No, I can do nothing, she
needs a whole new body.

- I have body.

- But this is a toy.

- Beg pardon,

it's P Money 132 Mobile Bot.

Mobot.

(upbeat music)

♪ Yo, throw your hands in the
air ♪

♪ The mobile player who's ghetto
♪

(upbeat music)

- Enough.

- All right, Pavel, we will use
your mobo.

- Thank you, Doctor.

- Get busy.

- Yes, Doctor.

(upbeat music)

(bus engine revving)

(speaks in foreign language)

(gentle upbeat music)

(people gasping)

(speaks in foreign language)

- Hello, welcome to "Olga's"

what can I start you with?

- We'd like a drink.

- What can I get for you?

- Scotch on the rocks.

- [Yegor Voice] Vodka.

- No.

- No Scotch?

- Yes.

Look, Vodka tastes like lighter
fluid.

- Yeah, I agree.

- [Yegor Voice] Scotch
tastes like piss water.

- No it doesn't.

- You just said that.

- [Yegor Voice] Vodka or
nothing.

- I'd like a shot of Vodka too.

- Mr. are you expecting someone
else?

- No, no, I always order a drink
for a dear departed friend.

- Okay, do you need some time
to think about your order?

- No, no, no, We can wait.

All right slow down.

Easy, sirloin steak.

- [Yegor Voice] No.

- [Waitress] How would
you like that cooked?

- What's wrong with sirloin
steak?

- Nothing is wrong, Sir,
you just ordered it.

- [Yegor Voice] Fish is better
for you,

let's do the sturgeon.

- It's too fishy.

- Sirloin is too fishy?

- What about the chicken?

- [Yegor Voice] Chicken is good.

- Chicken is good.

- I'll take the chicken.

- Okay.

You get choice of soup or salad
bar.

- What's the soup?

- Borscht.

- Salad bar.

- Okay.

I'll be right back with your
drinks.

In meantime, help
yourself to the salad bar,

plates are up there.

(gentle upbeat music)

- Gross.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, you crazy.

I might have a little piece of
your brain,

but the rest of me is me

and I'll determine what goes in
it.

(gentle upbeat music)

I just want a little bit of
coleslaw.

Is that asking too much?

- [Yegor Voice] No.

We have to agree.

(gentle upbeat music)

- Here you go.

Enjoy.

- [Yegor Voice] Not so
fast, Humphrey Bogart.

- All right, all right,

we'll do it for square.

Let's go.

We'll line up.

Whoever gets to their
drink first that's it,

you get to the Vodka first fine,

if I get to the Scotch first,
that's the way it is, okay?

- [Yegor Voice] Agreed.

- On the count of three.

One,

two,

three.

(William coughing)

Look, we should just calm down.

Let's just read the
newspaper like normal people.

- [Yegor Voice] Jackie.

- Jackie.

- [Yegor Voice] You.

- You.

Oh my God,

I'm William Cole.

Holy hell, if I'm William Cole,

that must make you.

- [Yegor Voice] Yegor, at
your service, permanently.

- I'm on fire.

(William screaming)

(woman screaming)

Get out.

(suspenseful music)

I can't cool down.

(suspenseful music)

(speaks in foreign language)

(William screaming)

(suspenseful music)

Look, you're part of
me and I'm part of you.

Neither of us like it,
but that's the way it is.

We've gotta find the
woman that killed us both.

- [Yegor Voice] Then we go to
Gypsy Town.

(suspenseful music)

(car engine revving)

(Vespa engine revving)

(speaks in foreign language)

(gentle music)

- Ready.

- [Jackie Voice] Systems on.

- Turn the lap a little.

Can you hear me?

- [Jackie Voice] Yes.

- I'm sure this is all very new
to you.

Do know who you are?

- [Jackie Voice] Jackie.

- That is correct, your name is
Jackie.

Unfortunately you have
had a terrible accident.

- [Jackie Voice] No accident, no
accident,

no accident.

- You must not exert yourself.

- I made one strong chick.

- Jackie.

- [Jackie Voice] Tatoya.

- Jackie no, your battery
supply.

(suspenseful music)

Jackie.

(suspenseful music)

- [Jackie Voice] Gypsy Town.

- Ungrateful Americans.

(suspenseful music)

- We have a big problem.

If her power pack runs
out before we find her,

her brain will die for lack of
oxygen.

- She's running on backup power
now.

- This is why we must
find her and William Cole.

- Yes, we must.

- Well get going.

(Vespa engine revving)

(gentle music)

(van engine revving)

- "Go find him Pavel."

What am I supposed to
do, roll down the window

and yell, here freak, here
freak?

- Don't even know who's talking
to.

I am Pavel, old eye eagle Pavel.

I could find at whole
haystack with only one needle.

(van engine revving)

(suspenseful music)

- [Jackie Voice] Power low.

(saw blade spinning)

(suspenseful music)

- Hey, who are you, freak?

- [Jackie Voice] Hello Uri.

- How do you know my name?

Hey, what do you want here?

- [Jackie Voice] Need power.

- What?

Power?

Hey, hey, hey, don't touch that
dammit.

What are you doing?

Hey, you crazy or something?

Hey, get out of here, okay.

Are you deaf?

Are you stupid?

(Uri screaming)

(speaks in foreign language)

- [Jackie Voice] Thank you Uri.

(speaks in foreign language)

(van engine revving)

(suspenseful music)

- Here P Money Mobot, here P
Money Mobot.

P Money Mobot.

(van brakes screeching)

Why, you worthless piece of
crap.

Get the hell back into my van.

Ow, ow, ow, ah, ah.

I'm blind.

Ow, ooh, oh, hey.

- How did you do it?

When the world laughed at you

for your ideas about mitogenic
radiation,

how did you continue?

What pushed you to find the
answer,

even when you yourself didn't
even know that that existed?

I don't know where to turn.

I have exhausted every possible
approach

from every conceivable angle,

and still I have nothing to show
for it.

I cannot get my little cells
to accept other little cells,

which are foreign to themselves.

Sometimes I wish I could just
build a wall between them

so they can live together
without even knowing it.

Wait a minute,

wait a minute.

A wall,

that's it.

A wall of protein,

it binds them and separates
them at the same time.

That's it,

that's it's.

Oh, thank you, thank
you comrade Alexander.

I knew you would help
me in my hour of need.

(car engine revving)

- [Jackie Voice] More efficient.

(suspenseful music)

(bus engine revving)

- P Money.

(bus horn honking)

No.

- [Man] Hey.

- No.

No P Money, no.

(speaks in foreign language)

(suspenseful music)

(bus engine revving)

- Wait, hold the bus, hold the
bus.

Oh, P Money.

(cellphone ringing)

- Yes.

- Doctor,

I have good news and the bad
news.

- What is the good?

- [Pavel] Oh, I just found the
robot.

- And the bad?

- She got on a bus.

- [Doctor] What?

- Fo shizzle my nizzle.

I think maybe my P Money worked
too good.

- Where is she going?

- I don't know.

Disco dancing, maybe.

(car engine revving)

(gentle upbeat music)

(horse neighing)

(sings in foreign language)

- If anyone objects,

speak now or forever hold your
peace.

- [Jackie Voice] I do.

(suspenseful music)

(Tatoya screaming)

(suspenseful music)

- How you know me?

- [Jackie Voice] You killed my
husband,

you killed me.

Now I kill you.

(speaks in foreign language)

(gun firing)

(wires short circuiting)

(suspenseful music)

- [Jackie Voice] Kill you,
kill you, kill you, you.

(suspenseful music)

(Vespa engine revving)

(suspenseful music)

(car engine revving)

- It's her.

(car tires screeching)

- [Yegor Voice] This
way, I know short cut.

(car engine revving)

- Give me the bike.

- Hey, hey.

Hey.

Hey, what the hell you doing?

Get outta here you punk, beat
it.

(car engine revving)

(Vespa engine revving)

(speaks in foreign language)

(chickens clucking)

(Vespa engine revving)

(chickens clucking)

(car engine revving)

(suspenseful music)

(William screaming)

(speaks in foreign language)

- Stop the car.

(car engine revving)

(suspenseful music)

(Tatoya screaming)

(car horn honking)

- Oh mother of God.

(van brakes screeching)

(suspenseful music)

- Tatoya, help me.

(suspenseful music)

No don't.

- Here's to the American
killed in car accident.

Tragedy.

(suspenseful music)

- Don't, I'm begging you.

(suspenseful music)

- [Jackie Voice] William run.

- Jackie.

- [Jackie Voice] Run now.

- I'm sorry for every mean
thing I ever said or did to you.

(car exploding)

(chicken clucking)

- [Yegor Voice] That was a lot
of love

from a woman who hated you.

- Yeah, that's the hardest part.

(suspenseful music)

I'm looking forward to this.

(suspenseful music)

- That's him.

American.

He raped me on my wedding day.

(Tatoya screaming)

- When we have done with you,

you're going to be one ugly
American.

- This just keeps getting
better and better.

(suspenseful music)

(speaks in foreign language)

Not bad so far.

(man screaming)

- [Yegor Voice] Not bad, Charles
Bronson.

(William screaming)

- Guess what?

We're getting a snot beat out of
us.

- [Yegor Voice] This because
you fight like a girl.

- Correction, we find like a
girl.

(William screaming)

(speaks in foreign language)

(glass breaking)

I'm not sure how much
more of this I can take.

What do you recommend?

- [Yegor Voice] We can't fight
dirty.

(William screaming)

(glass breaking)

(all cheering)

(speaks in foreign language)

- Okay, now we fight dirty.

(man screaming)

- [Yegor Voice] Bravo, now
finish him.

(glass breaking)

(man screaming)

(suspenseful music)

(man screaming)

- Anybody else wanna fight?

(man screaming)

(suspenseful music)

- I didn't know they let pricks
in here.

No.

(Uri screaming)

Not again.

You freak.

(Uri crying)

(gentle music)

- [Yegor Voice] Something is not
good.

- Yeah, no sweat Sherlock.

(suspenseful music)

- [Jackie Voice] Not this time.

(Tatoya screaming)

(suspenseful music)

Now I kill you.

Kill, kill.

(Tatoya screaming)

- [Jackie Voice] No, no.

Power low.

(suspenseful music)

- [Jackie Voice] William, no
accident.

No.

(Tatoya screaming)

No.

Help.

- Jackie, no.

(suspenseful music)

- [Yegor Voice] It will
be hard to kill her

if we are dead ourselves.

- Yeah, well, all we can do is
try.

(horse neighing)

(suspenseful music)

(gun firing)

(William screaming)

(speaks in foreign language)

(suspenseful music)

(Tatoya screaming)

(suspenseful music)

(Tatoya screaming)

- [Tatoya] Oh, oh, oh.

- Ooh, fo shizzle going
on there, my nizzle.

(Tatoya screaming)

- Please help me.

I beg you.

Thank you, you're very
compassionate man.

- Actually we just want our ring
back.

- No, no.

(Tatoya screaming)

- [Yegor Voice] Good riddance.

- We gotta get back to the
doctor.

- [Yegor Voice] There is our way
out.

(gentle upbeat music)

- Jackie.

(gentle upbeat music)

- Which leaves us exactly
where we need to be.

I broke you.

I broke you.

(glass breaking)

(gentle music)

(van brakes screeching)

- Mr. Cole is everything all
right?

- She dying, she's almost out of
power.

- Oh, that's bad, soon she could
be dead.

Kaput.

- Can you help us or not?

- Well.

Oh, oh wait, wait one
minute, I'll be right back.

- Hang on, Dear.

- Oh, oh.

Mr. Cole, I'm just a
fix-it man from Moscow.

If I stick your wife with these,

she could light up like pinball
machine.

- I'll try anything.

- Okay.

Clear.

- That's enough.

- Hey, it worked, it worked.

(gentle music)

- [Jackie Voice] William.

- Yes, Jackie, I'm here.

- [Jackie Voice] Where did we
go?

- On a long trip.

- [Jackie Voice] Are we there
yet?

- Almost here, Dear, almost.

(gentle music)

Until we see each other again,

I wanted you to have that.

(gentle music)

- [Jackie Voice] I love you,
William.

- I love you too, Jackie.

(gentle music)

(William crying)

(Pavel crying)

(Pavel nose blowing)

(cellphone ringing)

- Yes, Doctor?

- [Doctor] Pavel, great news.

I have finally found the
solution.

- That's good, there are
dead bodies everywhere.

- My goodness.

That's terrible.

- Plenty spare part.

- Excellent.

Load them up and bring them
back to me as soon as possible.

Every single one.

- Oh, no, Doctor.

I.

(gentle music)

"Bring them back to me,
Pavel, every single one."

(gentle music)

Don't work.

Ooh.

Ooh, ah.

(gentle upbeat music)

Stop, stop.

No, stop floating.

Oh.

No, no.

Body.

(Pavel crying)

No.

- Thank you, thank you
ladies and gentlemen.

It is a great honor to be here
today

to receive the Nobel Prize.

I have always loved Stockholm,

I only wish my friend and
mentor,

comrade Alex Alexander
Alexandrovich

could have been here today
to share this honor with me.

However, nevermind,

in his immortal words,

"Before you forget to remember,

"you must remember to forget."

(audience applauds)

Thank you.

Thank you, thank you.

(gentle music)

(birds chirping)

(gentle music)

- [William] Yegor, do you have
any idea

how much a million dollars is?

- [Yegor Voice] No, but
I'm willing to learn.

The Brain Damage Fund is good
foundation.

It's good for corporate image
and it's tax deductible.

What we, movers and shakers,
call win-win situation.

- Yeah, yeah.

These charity events make me
nervous.

- You'd better get used
to the feeling, partner.

(gentle music)

- Jackie, can you help me with
my tie?

- Sure.

(gentle music)

There you go.

Looking sharp, William.

- Thank you, Dear.

You look beautiful tonight.

(gentle music)

- I do die, don't I?

(gentle music)

- [William] I'll drive.

- [Yegor Voice] Yes you
will, piss poor driver.

(upbeat music)