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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:04,280 I've got a pen pal. Did William tell you? No. 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:05,960 This fellow I was at school with. 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,400 I did ask her out once. 4 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:10,520 Did you? CHUCKLING: Yeah. 5 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:13,600 It turns out Judith's a bit of an alcoholic. You want to come back? 6 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:15,800 You're lucky I let you have owt to do with him! 7 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:18,400 You're lucky that you've not had him taken off you. 8 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:22,440 CELIA: 'I would be delighted to meet you in Skipton on Monday.' 9 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,560 I thought I might buy you a few beers. Again. 10 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:29,920 Tell me about when my dad died. It wasn't an accident. She killed him. 11 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,080 I'm very fond of you. 12 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:35,040 I just don't think I can do this any more. 13 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:38,400 You told Michael bloody Dobson of all people! 14 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:40,600 Idiot. Snotty bitch. 15 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,240 BOTH: We're getting married. 16 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,960 BACKGROUND CHATTER 17 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,280 Well, you don't have to say anything, obviously. 18 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:43,520 When? 19 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,640 Well, we'd... we'd not worked out the details. 20 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,880 We haven't had time. THEY CHUCKLE 21 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,440 Well, you needn't look so worried. 22 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,480 I'm not. I'm, er... 23 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:59,000 I've just had quite a long day, one way or another, 24 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,840 so I'd just quite like to, um... 25 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,160 Gosh, well, this is, er... 26 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:08,360 Where's your car? Yeah. Oh, the police have got it. 27 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,120 What about yours? The RAC have taken it to a garage. 28 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,240 In Harrogate? 29 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:14,800 Well, didn't they offer you a lift? 30 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,160 They're supposed to take you as well as your vehicle. 31 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,560 Well, they may have done, possibly. I don't know. 32 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:23,240 I couldn't leave Alan on his own. He has a heart condition. 33 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:28,600 Right, well, you've got each other's e-mail addresses so... 34 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:29,640 Exactly. 35 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,360 Will you not stop and have a cup of tea? 36 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,920 No. Sorry, Mum, I've got 1,001 things to do this evening. 37 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:38,360 I've got the Independent Schools Inspectorate coming in, so... 38 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,360 I don't mind stopping for a cup of tea. 39 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,920 I wouldn't mind the loo, actually, while we're here. 40 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,440 Well, I'll get the girl over. They'll think we've moved in. 41 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:50,440 Sorry, Mum, I can't. My car's parked in the middle of the road. 42 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:52,560 Well, can you not find a parking space? 43 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,080 No. Alan, it's been delightful. 44 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:58,200 Sorry we can't stay longer, but I really have got a lot to do. 45 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:01,280 Well, that's a shame. Another time, then, happen? 46 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,040 CAROLINE: Absolutely. Will you say goodbye to Gillian for me? 47 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,680 Yes! I...I will. 48 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:10,280 Right, well, looks like I'm being herded out. 49 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,640 Shall I, er...phone you in the morning? 50 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:15,280 No, tonight. Let me know you've got back all right. 51 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,960 Oh, yes. Yeah, I will. 52 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,480 I mean, nobody's actually congratulated us yet. 53 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,600 Shall we discuss it in the car? Discuss it? 54 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:28,160 Er...no, you should. She's right. Caroline's right. 55 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:32,040 Everything'll need... thinking through properly. 56 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:34,760 Won't it? 57 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,240 Bye, then. 58 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,000 Bye-bye. 59 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,320 Congratulations, Granddad. Oh... 60 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:46,360 Is this Raffy? Yes. 61 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:50,200 How do you do? Isn't he grand? Aye, he's all right, aye. 62 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,320 Well, I'll have to go. 63 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:55,920 Drive safely. 64 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,200 Thank you. We will. 65 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,240 And you. Ta-ta. 66 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:03,880 Bye-bye. 67 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:16,200 It's been quite a day, hasn't it, one way and another? 68 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:36,840 Bloody hell, Granddad! Married? 69 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:39,520 How have you managed that?! 70 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,520 I'm not entirely sure. 71 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:47,240 Well, God alone knows what they must think about us! 72 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,360 You could have stopped and had a cup of tea. 73 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,000 Get in. 74 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:01,480 We're serious, you know. We're serious about getting married. 75 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,320 Whatever. 76 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,840 I know you think I'm crackers. 77 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:09,360 Mum, I don't think anything. I don't have time to think anything. 78 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,040 Have they gone? Yeah. 79 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:18,880 What the hell on earth are you playing at?! 80 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,120 Did you not like her? 81 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,680 Like her? But I don't know her. You don't know her. 82 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,320 You haven't seen her for 60 years. Well, I liked her. 83 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:28,160 The daughter strikes me as being a bit high-maintenance, though. 84 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,920 She stood you up. 85 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,880 Apparently not. She had you on then. 86 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:33,680 How do you know she's not having you on now? 87 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,800 What happened was... And that bloody daughter! 88 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:38,200 Oh, don't get me...started. Trailer trash? 89 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:39,840 What happened was... Bitch! 90 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,480 What happened was... Dad. Don't want to know how she's twisted it 91 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:46,560 and tried to make you believe black's white. Cos you know what happened. You told me. 92 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,160 I'll tell you later. 93 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:51,040 You needn't bother. 94 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:16,200 See you! Ditto! 95 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:40,080 So, you were indiscreet with Michael bloody Dobson? 96 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,880 What did you say to him? I was just a bit tearful. 97 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,920 I was hiding in the book room and he came in. 98 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:53,520 Yes, and what did you say to him? He asked me why I was...and I said 99 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:56,520 because I'd been seeing somebody and that that somebody had dumped me, 100 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:59,000 and then I accidentally said "she" instead of "he", 101 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,480 and he said, "Oh, God, is it someone from here?" 102 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,360 and he wouldn't let it drop after that. 103 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:06,840 Did you say my name? Look... 104 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,600 Did you say my name? Yes. 105 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:11,720 What exactly did you tell him? 106 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,920 Just... 107 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:16,160 You're going to have to say it. 108 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,240 ..that we kissed twice. 109 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:22,720 Look, he's a mate. I wouldn't have told him otherwise. 110 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,960 He's not going to say anything. Are you cross? 111 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,160 BELL RINGS 112 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,400 No. 113 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:41,640 KEYPAD BEEPS 114 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,720 PHONE RINGS 115 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,840 Hello? 116 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:53,640 'Good morning.' 117 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:55,640 I thought I might pop over. 118 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:01,120 Yoo-hoo! Oh... 119 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:02,720 DOOR SHUTS Is anybody in? 120 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:06,560 Celia! John. Are you busy? 121 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:11,800 I've just got to the bit where Prothero, that's the main central...character, 122 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,680 has just discovered his best friend's 123 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,840 been sleeping with his mother for the last 15 years. 124 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:19,160 Oh, dear. Has he, with his own mother? 125 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,640 No. No, no. With Prothero's mother. 126 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,960 Oh, well. There we go. 127 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,600 Um...could you give me a lift to the garage if you're not doing anything? 128 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:30,200 Only they've sorted me out 129 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,480 a little courtesy car, and I've got to get over to Halifax. 130 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:39,480 Did... Did Caroline explain that I've moved back in? 131 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,320 Yeah, yeah, she did. 132 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,000 Good. 133 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:45,800 The thing is, it's delicate. 134 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,800 Yeah. 135 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:56,120 Oh, I made a mistake, Celia. I should never have left her. 136 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,920 I've made such a bloody mess of things. 137 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,280 She's put me in the spare room, which is fine, you know. 138 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,040 It's...it's... 139 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:06,840 The thing is, obviously, if you felt inclined, 140 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,800 if...if you could put in a good word... 141 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:14,400 ..for me...with her. You see, she listens to you. 142 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,960 Huh! When?! No, she does. 143 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,560 Happen once a flood, if it suits her. 144 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:23,080 I just want everything to get back to normal, Celia. 145 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:28,920 What do you think about my news? What news? 146 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,760 Me and Alan. 147 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,880 Celia's rung. Fan belt's gone again. 148 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:40,120 She's popping over. When? Now. 149 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:43,680 What for? Well, because there's stuff to discuss. 150 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,360 Raff came home from school yesterday... 151 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,840 asking questions about when Eddie died. 152 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,360 What sort of questions? 153 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:52,920 Oh... 154 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,240 Why yesterday? 155 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:57,160 Because Robbie turned up outside the school. 156 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,440 Saying stuff. What stuff? 157 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:03,000 The usual crap. 158 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:08,040 But what if he gets it into his head to start talking about... 159 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,240 other things, like... 160 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,400 ..what really happened. 161 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,720 He wouldn't be that daft, surely? 162 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,160 Robbie? 163 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:23,160 He'll have messed with Raffy's head more than yours, surely. 164 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,160 He knows that. 165 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,160 I don't think he cogitates that far, Dad. 166 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:34,160 She actually coming here, specifically, 167 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,640 as opposed to, you know, here in general? 168 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:39,280 Yeah, yes, here. 169 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:43,720 Cos you do realise, to fresh eyes, the place does look like a dump? 170 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,600 DOOR CLICKS Caroline? 171 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:57,480 I've got your husband on the phone. He says it's urgent. 172 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:58,520 Put him through. 173 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,240 PHONE RINGS 174 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,240 John. 175 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,600 You didn't tell me your ma's getting married. 176 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,400 Something happened? 'Yeah.' 177 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,200 Your mother's getting married. 178 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:15,040 Sorry, is this urgent? It's delightful. 179 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:19,920 It's nonsense. It won't happen. They... You know what she's like. 180 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:22,040 It... She's all for something one minute, 181 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:25,440 then half an hour, ten minutes later, she's gone completely off it. 182 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:29,240 It's like when she wanted to... buy a fax machine. 'Well, I don't know.' 183 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,320 She's driving over to Halifax to see him. 184 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,000 When? 'Now.' 185 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,840 She's picked up a little hire car. 186 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,720 My mother has hired a car? 187 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:40,760 Well, no, it's a little courtesy car. 188 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,120 Look... God, she'll get lost. 189 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,160 No, it's got a little sat-nav thingy on it...in it. 190 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,080 'And the bloke showed her how it works so...' 191 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,440 Did she take her mobile? 192 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:51,160 I don't know. Probably. 193 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,960 Don't you think it's... 194 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,320 What? 'I don't know.' 195 00:11:55,360 --> 00:12:00,480 Life-affirming. Properly, you know, proper. 196 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,200 Uplifting. Good. 197 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:06,160 What it's all for, really. 198 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,040 Caroline? 199 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,440 I don't know. 200 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:18,040 I don't know. Look, I've got to go. Do you want to go out for dinner tonight? 201 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:21,520 KNOCK AT DOOR I... No. 202 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:24,400 DOORBELL RINGS Someone at the door. I'd better go. 203 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,320 Bye. Bye. Bye. 204 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,120 Judith? 205 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,440 Hello, Michael. Could I... 206 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,240 see you? Yes, of course. 207 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,360 Beverley's there if you want an appointment. 208 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,920 I meant, er... 209 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,640 ...now. 210 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,000 What's it about? Well... 211 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,040 it's... 212 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,880 Sure. 213 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,840 Kate. Kate. 214 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,800 What about her? 215 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:06,480 She has...been saying things. 216 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,840 Things that perhaps you ought to be aware of. 217 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,640 OK. So... 218 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,640 ..she implied... 219 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,400 Hmm. She said, 220 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:25,880 and, you see, it's not just me that she may be saying these things to, 221 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:29,320 and...it could be damaging... 222 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:34,400 ..to you if any governors 223 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,600 or parents, et cetera, 224 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,400 or...or... 225 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,560 ..one of your two boys... 226 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,920 ..even, 227 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,800 for instance, 228 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,120 got wind of... 229 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,760 What do you want, Michael? 230 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,280 Bigger budget for your Hands Across Europe project? 231 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,960 Head of department when Mrs Aspinall moves on? 232 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:05,080 Look... I can be...discreet. 233 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,520 Sod off, you little prick. Do you really think you can humiliate me? 234 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:12,800 Go for it, genius. Spread a few rumours. 235 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:16,560 It'll say more about you than it ever will about me. This is 2012. 236 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,640 I'm single. She's single. We're adults. 237 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:22,320 We had a fling. The ladies have landed. 238 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,720 Quite a long time ago, in fact. Get over it. 239 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:28,160 She spoke to you because she was upset, and this is how you respond? 240 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,560 Bad move. And shame on you, as well. 241 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,520 Leave the door open on your way out. 242 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,800 Psss-choo! 243 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,480 Did I really hurt you? Yeah. 244 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,080 God, that's appalling. 245 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,520 Yeah. 246 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,480 Did it hurt? 247 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,080 I suppose "sorry" doesn't even start to... 248 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:12,640 Well, you know, it's complex. I understand that. 249 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,760 Judith, I'm not entirely comfortable about you being here in Caroline's kitchen. 250 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,240 Why? Is she here? No, of course not. She's at work. 251 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,840 No-one's here. It is your kitchen, though, isn't it? 252 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:28,880 As much as it is hers? You take the point. 253 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,720 I want you to come back. No. 254 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,840 I don't want to be like this any more. 255 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:36,360 Well, yes, of course you don't, and you shouldn't, but... 256 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,160 ..Judith, I'd have left anyway. 257 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,640 Why? Because it had run its course. 258 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:48,440 You think you can just pick people up like that, and then just drop them? 259 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,960 Well, certainly when people start hitting people, yes. 260 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,240 It makes it more of an option. 261 00:15:56,760 --> 00:16:00,000 Why have you come back here? We went through this. 262 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,240 Did we? It's where I belong. 263 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,720 You always said it stifled you. 264 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,880 I think I've come full circle with Caroline. 265 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:12,680 I don't get it, because we were so good and happy and exciting together. 266 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,320 And you like a drink just as much as I do. 267 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:19,200 Not...quite as much as you do. 268 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,600 I just... 269 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,440 I just don't know what I've got to look forward to, John. 270 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,080 I'm serious. 271 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,480 I'm 43 years old, 272 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,920 and...I'm between jobs, 273 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:37,160 and my life just lurches from one embarrassing mishap to the next. 274 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,600 And I'm bored! 275 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,000 Bored of wondering what the point is. 276 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,080 SHE SOBS 277 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,080 What you doing? ALAN: I've been in the attic. 278 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,520 Oh, have you? Yeah. 279 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,840 Up that bloody old ladder? You know you're not supposed to go up... 280 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,080 HE GRUNTS Let me have that. No, I can manage. 281 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,960 You sit down. Come on, down here. 282 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,920 It's all those old photos. Yeah, yeah, I know what it is. 283 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,080 Oh, my God. I haven't seen this for years. 284 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:23,080 Me neither. It were under a load of stuff. 285 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:25,400 You should have shouted me. Yeah. 286 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,480 I was only in the yard. 287 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:30,040 You know you're not supposed to go hoicking stuff around. 288 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,760 I was certain I had a picture of her. 289 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:36,360 There were a few of us in a row, sitting on a bench, 290 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,240 up at t'park in Elland. 291 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,080 Oh, look. It's Ma. Ah. 292 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,240 How old would she have been there? 293 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:48,560 Well, that's, er... What does it say on t'back? 294 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,400 1953. 295 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:55,280 16. There, you see. That's round about the time that I last saw Celia. 296 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,120 Ah, she's younger than Raffy. 297 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,040 Oh, aye. Isn't she pretty? 298 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,840 Ah, she were lovely. 299 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,640 Oh, my God. HE LAUGHS 300 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,520 I've not seen this for years. Your wedding photo. 301 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,000 Oh, weren't you both lovely? 302 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,960 We ought to have this up somewhere. 303 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,320 In a frame. 304 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:19,040 Blimey. Look at my mother's dress. Hey, now, then. 305 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:23,280 School photo. We'll all be on here - me, your mum and Celia. 306 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,400 Let's have a butcher's. 307 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,480 Oh, my God. 308 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:30,160 Look at all them shorts and little knees. 309 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,400 Yeah, yeah. Eeh, that's me. 310 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,640 Look. Ah! 311 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:38,080 Aren't you sweet? Hey, here, what you on about? 312 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:41,880 I looked manly. I meant...I meant manly. I said "manly". 313 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:46,840 You don't look manly, Dad. You're 12 years old. 314 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,800 Hey, there's Eileen and there's... 315 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:52,840 It is. That's her, that's her. That's Celia. 316 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,000 Ah. 317 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:57,600 And that's Doreen Wilkinson in between. 318 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,240 He's dead. 319 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,800 He's dead. 320 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,240 She died. 321 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,160 He went down south. Mm. 322 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,560 Right, look, I... I'd better get on. 323 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:19,920 Mm? Oh. 324 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,880 Are you going to tidy it up, or are you not bothering? 325 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,800 Well, I thought I'd tidied. Did you? 326 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,480 Oh, OK. 327 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,800 But is it not... No, it's fine. 328 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,840 Right, enjoy. Ta-ra. 329 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,000 Ha. 330 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,000 Oh... 331 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,040 DOOR SHUTS 332 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,920 CHATTER AND LAUGHTER 333 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,200 LAUGHTER ECHOES 334 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,880 KNOCKING AT DOOR 335 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,560 Hello. 336 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:26,400 I lay awake half the night, wondering if I'd dreamt it. 337 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,840 So did I. Did you? 338 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:34,600 Well, no. It were more laying awake wondering if I'd got the wrong end of the stick. 339 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,160 I tidied up. 340 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,320 You've got a lovely view. 341 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:43,280 Oh, it's bitter in winter. 342 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,480 Have you given any thought as to where we might live? 343 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:50,800 We've a few options. There's my little house up Barkisland. 344 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,040 There's my flat at Caroline's. 345 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:56,160 Then there's here. There's room. Oh. 346 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,440 Would your Gillian like that? Oh, aye. 347 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,520 I have money in the farm, so she couldn't really object. 348 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:05,160 Not that she would. Well, I'm the same. 349 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,280 They'd never have been able to buy that big house in Harrogate without my input. 350 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,560 If we did want to live in my little house, 351 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,120 I'd have to give Darren and Kimberley a month's notice - 352 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,680 the tenants. 353 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,600 Which I'd do, but they've just had a baby. 354 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,040 Oh. 355 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:25,120 What were you saying about car insurance on the phone? 356 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,560 Oh. Well. 357 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,000 What Steve said, Steve at the garage... 358 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,760 What's he got to do with insurance? Oh, nothing. 359 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:36,760 He was just saying that because I drove into the back of your vehicle, 360 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:40,720 at my age, not only might they bump up my premiums, 361 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:44,760 they might refuse to insure me altogether another time. 362 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,200 It's my only little bit of independence, this driving, 363 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,080 so, I was wondering... 364 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,720 I won't claim. 365 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,520 I mean, I will pay for the damage. No, you won't! 366 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,560 Oh, I will. Do you fancy arguing about it? 367 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,840 Over lunch, out? 368 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:02,600 Gillian says we can take the Land Rover. She doesn't need it this aft'. 369 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,560 Or there's my little courtesy car. 370 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,440 We have too many decisions. We're spoilt for choice. 371 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,200 Well, I've never been in a Land Rover. 372 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,480 Oh, it's right uncomfortable. 373 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:19,440 # No, sir, I could tear apart MCs 374 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,640 # But I'd rather read a book on childcare by Kerry Katona 375 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,520 # No niceness, cos I ran out of it Dumb it down a bit 376 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,040 # Ain't something I'm prepared to do 377 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,560 # Cos I ain't ever gonna run out of lip 378 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,400 # Here's something... # ENGINE STOPS 379 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,240 SHE SIGHS 380 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,080 CAR DOOR OPENS 381 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,720 Ooh! 382 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,040 HE LAUGHS 383 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,160 I tell you what, Gillian, 384 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,480 there's something about you bending over in a field 385 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,920 that makes me almost unable to contain myself. 386 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,600 Piss off, Paul. 387 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:56,560 You give the nod, and I'll be over this wall and up behind you before you can say, 388 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,920 "You ought to be posing in magazines with one that size, Paul." 389 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,280 Move along now. 390 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,160 I keep hoping you'll text me. 391 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,760 How weird. You know you like it. 392 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,040 There anybody in at your house? 393 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:18,400 Why? Got a half hour. 394 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,600 HORN BEEPS 395 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,320 HE CHUCKLES 396 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,680 Ain't that your Land Rover? 397 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,040 SHE SIGHS 398 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,760 Half an hour? 399 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,520 CELIA: Of course, there is another option. 400 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,360 ALAN: Is there? Yeah. 401 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,280 When we're married, we won't need both cars, will we? 402 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:49,400 So, why don't we trade them both in and buy something we've always fancied? 403 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:52,040 Well, did you have summat in mind? Yeah. 404 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:55,160 I daren't tell you what. You'll think I'm crackers. 405 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,880 DOOR OPENS 406 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,920 DOOR CLOSES 407 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,000 TV IS ON 408 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,360 Hello. Are you the taxi? 409 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,200 Dad? Dad! 410 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,440 What? Yes? 411 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,400 Shit. William? 412 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,800 Er...this is... What are you... what are you doing here at this time? 413 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:47,960 Revision. 414 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,720 A levels. Exams, middle of. 415 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:54,800 That's right, er... Judith, this is William, my eldest. Hello. 416 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,960 William, this is... What's she doing here? 417 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,920 Nothing, nothing. Honestly, nothing, William. It's fine. 418 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,280 DOORBELL RINGS 419 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,240 That'll be my taxi. Great. 420 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,160 Will it? Oh, my God. PHONE RINGS 421 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,560 You're disgusting. It's really nothing... Shall I answer the door? 422 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,840 How much have you had to drink? I think I will. 423 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,520 PHONE RINGS 424 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,960 Judith has...a bit of a problem. 425 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,960 SHE has? Yeah. 426 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,680 Point taken, but... She shouldn't be in this house. 427 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,440 PHONE RINGS Let...let me just... 428 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,320 I'll just... Can you...? 429 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,760 Hello? 430 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:41,440 John, it's me. Hi! Hello! 431 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:44,200 'I was thinking, um...' 432 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:48,920 maybe we should go out together sometime, and, um... 433 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,280 'talk about things and, er...' 434 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,920 ...try and find a proper way forward. 435 00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,480 Great. Yes. Good. 436 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,320 Not tonight. I've just got far too much on. 437 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,680 But, um...some time. 438 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,960 No, no, fine. That's...that's fine. 439 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,920 Right, then. I'd...I'd like that. 440 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,360 Right. 441 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,560 Right. 442 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,560 Bye, then. Bye. 443 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,320 Bye-bye. LINE GOES DEAD 444 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,120 Has she gone? 445 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:46,440 It'd be, like, really good if you didn't mention this to Mum... 446 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,600 Huh! ..because, honestly, I was... 447 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,200 I was just trying to get rid of her. William. 448 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,880 DOOR SHUTS 449 00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:00,240 Was Caroline all right when you drove home last night? 450 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,400 Caroline? Yeah. 451 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,000 Yes, I think so. 452 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:08,600 She seemed preoccupied. She always is. 453 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,360 I suppose it was a bit of a shock for 'em both. 454 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,000 I don't think Caroline's happy. 455 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,960 What? About us? About anything. 456 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,400 She's married to this...John. 457 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:28,720 Oh, he can be quite entertaining but he's a complete waste of space. 458 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:32,240 He works at the university in York. 459 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,400 When it suits him. 460 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,400 And he writes novels. 461 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,680 Published, but... 462 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,000 they're nowt. 463 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,400 He went off with another woman. 464 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,120 Judith. 465 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:51,760 So, Caroline was working full time and bringing up two boys on her own. 466 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,920 And then he just waltzes back in, and she lets him. 467 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,680 You can't say anything. 468 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:04,640 No, the fella our Gillian was married to, Eddie, he was a wrong 'un. 469 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,400 Was he? 470 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,360 Dead ten years, but he still manages to do her head in. 471 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,640 How? Ooh. 472 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:18,200 You know I said he died in an accident on the farm? 473 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,840 Yeah? 474 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,920 Well, it wasn't an accident. 475 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,160 He killed himself. 476 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,520 Oh, no. Volatile. 477 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:31,560 Drank too much. Always short of money. She thought the world of him. 478 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:36,960 I could see why people were drawn to him, but I never was. 479 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,480 He was a bully. Yeah, and a coward. 480 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,240 Still, he's not there now. 481 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,680 So... 482 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,240 But the lad doesn't know. 483 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,240 We always let him believe that it was an accident. 484 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,680 You being seen to? Er...I, um... 485 00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:01,480 Yeah, we'd like to test-drive this car, please. 486 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,440 What, now? Er...ideally, yes. 487 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,200 Right, OK, yeah. And... and are you looking to buy? 488 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,640 Yeah, th-that...that's the idea. 489 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:20,320 And is it part exchange? Yes, yes, that...that's the plan. 490 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,640 OK, Mr and Mrs... 491 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,080 What makes you think we're married? 492 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:31,760 Er... 493 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,960 Ow! 494 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,480 HE LAUGHS 495 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,120 Right. 496 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,280 Come on. 497 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:45,880 Bugger off. 498 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,560 Yeah. 499 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,400 Till next time. 500 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,720 (You twat.) 501 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,400 It was unfortunate yesterday, I think. 502 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:22,000 Our Gillian and your Caroline seemed to get off on the wrong foot. 503 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,680 He thinks we're time-wasters. 504 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,000 Who does? Yond. 505 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:30,680 Happen if we had a little do, like a little engagement... 506 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,160 Well, they'd be forced to speak to each other. 507 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,560 They'd rise to the occasion. 508 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,200 Well, why not? 509 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,600 It's always nice to have an excuse for a party. 510 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,120 Why would we waste his time? 511 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:46,280 He thinks we're silly old buggers who've nothing better to do of an afternoon. 512 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,600 Well, happen we should invite him. 513 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,040 That'd guarantee it'd go with a right swing. 514 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,840 Him and his face. Ey up. 515 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,560 So, Mrs Dawson... 516 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:05,040 I spoke to Steve in Harrogate, 517 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,920 and based on what he's telling me, minus the cost of the damage, 518 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:12,280 we can offer you 5,500 part-ex on your A-Class, so you'd be looking to pay... 519 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,280 21,500. 520 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,600 21,500. 521 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,480 You still want a test-drive? 522 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:25,480 It's 10,750 each. 523 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,120 It depends. 524 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:36,440 On what? 525 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,120 On if you can give it to me for 21. 526 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,320 And if you can have it ready for Saturday afternoon. 527 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,400 Only it's our engagement party. 528 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,360 Mum, where are you? 529 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:54,960 'Are you all right?' Yeah, I'm with Alan in Halifax. 'What?' 530 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,920 What are you doing in Halifax? Nothing. 531 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,880 Are you all right? Yeah, never better. 532 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,400 Right, well, er...drive carefully. 533 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:12,360 Yeah, I will. Bye-bye. Bye. 534 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,600 Bye-bye! THEY CHUCKLE 535 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,320 LAUGHTER 536 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,920 I've put the kettle on. I saw you pulling in. 537 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,560 Hello. What you been up to? 538 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,240 Um...nothing. 539 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,640 Hey, who was that you were chatting to this morning? 540 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,640 Oh, Paul Jatri. I made a cake. 541 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,760 Oh, Susan Jatri's lad? It's coffee and walnut. 542 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,040 Yeah. Yeah. 543 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,560 Isn't he getting married to Neil Cresswell's girl? 544 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,320 I believe so. Oh, it looks lovely. 545 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:02,080 We got off on the wrong foot yesterday, Celia. 546 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,880 I'm sorry. Oh, no, love. It wasn't your fault. 547 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:09,560 No, I meant more me and Caroline got off on the wrong foot. 548 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,480 And I'm sorry. 549 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,880 I shouldn't have pulled into that parking space, because she was indicating, 550 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:19,760 only I...I was panicking, wondering if he, my dad, was all right and... 551 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:23,520 Perhaps you could tell her that I'm sorry and that I apologise 552 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:28,600 and obviously it'd be nice if we could put it behind us, 553 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:32,000 given the... Of course I will. ..situation. Yeah. 554 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:37,240 Good. Hey, we were thinking about having, um, a little engagement do. 555 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,040 Great! Where? Here. 556 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,280 On Saturday, this Saturday. 557 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,560 Fantastic. 558 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,880 And, look... 559 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,480 congratulations. I should have said it yesterday. 560 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,520 But, you know, it was just... 561 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,720 ..so unexpected. 562 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,760 I'll get the... 563 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,960 Drive safely. 564 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,480 So, what have you been up to? Nothing. 565 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,520 I've been thinking. 566 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,520 Happen I ought to tell Raff... 567 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,880 about Eddie. 568 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,720 Happen it's time. And then he knows. 569 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,080 And I won't be terrified 570 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,360 about him hearing it, like a sledgehammer, from anyone else. 571 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,920 HE SIGHS 572 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,960 What? 573 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,240 No. 574 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,800 I think you're wise. 575 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,280 I'm cooking. No shit, Sherlock. 576 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:14,240 How...how...how were the inspectors? 577 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,640 Good. Very good. 578 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,600 Good. So they should be. 579 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,640 How was your history paper? 580 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,640 You all right? 581 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,840 Yup. 582 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:30,680 Now, Mum has got some news for everyone. What? 583 00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:34,680 Have I? You're not pregnant? Oh, don't be stupid. I'm 45. 584 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:36,640 What, then? What news? 585 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,560 Celia. Oh, Granny's getting married. 586 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,640 How? To Alan? Who? 587 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,320 Apparently. It won't happen. 588 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:53,440 Not an accident? WIND HOWLS 589 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,640 That's what t'coroner said. 590 00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,640 Why did he... 591 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:06,000 Obviously that's something I've thought about... 592 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,040 a lot. 593 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,240 But you know what? At the end of the day, 594 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,280 you can never know why somebody gets that far down the line. 595 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,320 Not if they won't talk about it. 596 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,640 Even someone you're that close to. 597 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,640 We all have demons. 598 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,960 DOOR BANGS IN WIND 599 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,680 And most people... 600 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:33,240 ...cope with them, put up with them. 601 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,720 Demons? 602 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,400 Things about ourselves that we don't like. 603 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:42,360 Can't cope with. 604 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,320 Things we've done. 605 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,200 How we've behaved. 606 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,080 Well, you know he had a temper and... 607 00:36:55,480 --> 00:37:00,640 He had a lot of wonderful things about him, your dad, he really did. 608 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,320 But he had this darker side as well and... 609 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,640 But you mustn't worry about it. 610 00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,720 You're not like him, not in that respect. 611 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,800 You're much more like my dad. 612 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,840 You're kind. 613 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:19,080 Thoughtful. 614 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:21,760 Balanced. 615 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:26,760 You all right? 616 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:39,600 I didn't want you hearing it from Robbie. That's all. 617 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:40,640 And, you see... 618 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,680 ..that's another reason Robbie doesn't like accepting what really happened. 619 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,320 He thought the world of Eddie. 620 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,800 His big brother. 621 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,120 And Eddie left him behind. 622 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,280 DOOR SHUTS 623 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,960 We're having a little do next Saturday. 624 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,840 You know, like an engagement party? 625 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:19,080 At Gillian and Alan's house...farm. And everyone's invited. 626 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,360 Come in and sit down. 627 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,200 Why are you rushing into this? 628 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,640 I suppose that's what it must seem like to you. 629 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:48,520 Well, how else could it seem to anyone? 630 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,600 I've been in love with him for 60 years. 631 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,360 That's not rushing. 632 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,040 He was 16 the last time you saw him. 633 00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:02,600 People...alter. 634 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,280 How do you know, just on a practical level... 635 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,760 Mm? ..how much money he's got, for instance? 636 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,400 Oh, he's not badly off. 637 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,040 He has a pension from the company that he worked for. 638 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:17,960 He was a floor manager at Jessops Chemicals in Huddersfield. 639 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,200 OK, good. 640 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:24,760 He owns his own house, which he rents out and has an income from. 641 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,760 And he put quite a bit of money in the farm. 642 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,160 He's not short. I'm not daft. Oh, Mum, I know that. 643 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:33,160 You've never been daft. Well, then? 644 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,640 Well, it's what I want. 645 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,680 What I've always wanted. 646 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:43,840 I know him better than I know myself. Can you understand that? 647 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000 Well, sort of. 648 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,240 Almost. 649 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,360 That's very... 650 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,600 What? 651 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,440 Touching. 652 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,680 Articulate. 653 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,280 Just think, if I'd married him and not your dad, I'd have... 654 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,600 Not have had me. 655 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:14,120 Oh, I think I would. I think I'd always have had you. 656 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:19,960 I was just thinking how much happier life would have been. 657 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,040 Gillian says she's sorry that you and her got off on the wrong foot, 658 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,960 and she hopes you can both put it behind you. 659 00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:34,560 She's all right, you know. Heart's in the right place. 660 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,200 She's had things to deal with as well. 661 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,760 As well as who?! 662 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,600 You, you twit. 663 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,000 KNOCKING AT DOOR 664 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,600 Are you ready? CAROLINE: Hmm? 665 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,040 I was... Sorry. 666 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:16,680 Just wondering, as regards me being in the spare room... 667 00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:19,240 and so forth. Not that... 668 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,120 Look, I know...I know it's early days 669 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:25,480 but - and I'm not suggesting, obviously, that we should have... 670 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,520 have...have... Sex? 671 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,960 ...yet. Well, good. 672 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,080 No, but... SHE SIGHS 673 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,040 I did this stupid thing. 674 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,040 Sorry? 675 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,840 I said this stupid thing. 676 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,840 When I met Gillian, I... 677 00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,880 I didn't know it was Gillian. 678 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:50,240 I had a sort of spat with her before Alan introduced us 679 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,200 and I... What? What did you... 680 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:54,080 I called her an idiot and then I... 681 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,360 I called her brain-dead lowlife trailer trash. 682 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,720 She stole my parking space. It wasn't funny. 683 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,680 That's what I love about you. You're so... 684 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:07,280 What? Snotty and arrogant and glorious! 685 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,040 The point is, I'm not looking forward to this party. 686 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,720 Did you apologise? No, I... 687 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:16,800 ran off when she went to the loo. 688 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,640 These things are never as bad as you think they are. 689 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,040 No, this...was. 690 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:26,320 Damn, I wish I'd been there. I am going to apologise to her. 691 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,880 That would be the grown-up thing to do. 692 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,920 Maybe... 693 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:39,200 you could start...sleeping in here... 694 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,120 ..again. 695 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,000 Tonight? Or... 696 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,280 So, we're turning left just here, just coming up. 697 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,680 Well, the sat-nav's saying it's in another six miles. 698 00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:22,560 Yeah, well, take no notice of that. You want to go this way. Here! 699 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,240 What, this? Yes. Are you sure? 700 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:27,040 This is the way Alan always comes. 701 00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,480 I think I'd rather do what the sat-nav's telling me. 702 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,960 Well, bugger what the sat-nav's telling you. This is it. I'm telling you. 703 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,480 OK. 704 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,880 I do know what I'm talking about. Good. 705 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:40,200 As long as we're going the right way. I feel sick. Feel sick or going to be sick? 706 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:44,080 JOHN: I need a wee. John, there's plastic bag in the pocket at the back of the seat. 707 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,920 You'll have to hang on for a wee. THUD 708 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,360 Oh, shit! Oh! Mum, can you drive properly? 709 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,480 I beg your pardon? I'm not kidding, I'm throwing up. 710 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:53,680 Do not throw up. Nobody NEEDS to throw up. 711 00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:58,960 There is a plastic bag in the pocket, if somebody chooses to look for it properly! 712 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,440 Why doesn't Dad drive? Oh, yes, that'll help matters(!) 713 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,520 I have looked for it properly. Are you sure this is the right road, Celia? 714 00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,960 Um... It had better be. That's all I can say. 715 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,480 Oh, I think... Oh... Have you found that bag? 716 00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:10,880 There is no bag. There is a bag! 717 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,240 There is always a bag! Go off-road, Mum. 718 00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:16,040 - Put it into four-wheel drive. - No, Mum, don't. 719 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,120 I am not going off-road. 720 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,000 Do you know how to put it in four-wheel drive? 721 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,040 Course I know how to put it in four-wheel drive. 722 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,560 Does she heck as like! She never needs four-wheel drive. 723 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,040 I told her when she bought it. 724 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,200 Yeah, well, it's a good job I've got it now, isn't it? 725 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:30,960 Where the hell are we, Mother? 726 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,400 I'm just trying to find something I recognise. (Jesus.) 727 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,880 Can we have some music on? No. 728 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,320 Let's sing. Let's not bother. 729 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:41,640 Ooh, she's getting stroppy. 730 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,000 You'll be getting out in a minute. Yeah, shut up. 731 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,600 You shut up. Both of you, shut up. 732 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,760 Don't you tell me to shut up. Bastard. 733 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,160 Er...stop the car! TYRES SCREECH 734 00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,200 VOMITS 735 00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,400 GILLIAN: They're here! 736 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,320 Raff! 737 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:27,720 Raff! 738 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:33,000 Oh! What have you done to your face? 739 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,400 Nothing. I fell over. When? 740 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,400 Coming back from Oggy's last night in t'dark. 741 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,680 OK, shall we? Sure. 742 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:41,120 Twit. 743 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,360 Oh, look at this. 744 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,840 This is... Wow. 745 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,760 Hello! Hello! 746 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,040 You made it. Yes. 747 00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:57,000 Oh! Mm. Ha-ha-ha! Oh! 748 00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:58,680 Mwah! 749 00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:00,800 - Oh, hello, Caroline! - Alan. 750 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:04,480 And this...this is John. John. 751 00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,320 Hello. And John, this is Gillian. 752 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,080 - Gillian. Fantastic. - Hi. 753 00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,560 Now, which is William? 754 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,960 The lad we have to thank for putting his granny on Facebook. 755 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,160 Nice to meet you. 756 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,440 And this is Lawrence. Lawrence. 757 00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,200 - Hello, Gillian. - And this is my grandson. 758 00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:21,800 Hiya, mate, nice to meet you. Come inside. 759 00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:23,840 I'm so sorry I was rude. 760 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:27,840 It was, er...inexcusable and unnecessary, 761 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,400 and I am sorry. 762 00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:34,080 You were worried about your mother. I know. I...I was worried about him. 763 00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:38,440 I'm sorry too. This is beautiful! 764 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:43,400 Yeah, we're lucky. I struggle to make ends meet sometimes, but I wouldn't swap it. 765 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,160 Do you want to come in? We've got the kettle on. 766 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,120 Fantastic. Thank you. 767 00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,360 And you managed to find us all right, did you? 768 00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:51,920 Yeah, yeah, after a bit of... 769 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,680 THEY ALL CHATTER 770 00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:55,360 There's a boy at my school called... 771 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,160 - Thank you. - ...Scotty... 772 00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,520 - Yes, Scott the rotter. - Scotty the rotter! 773 00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,920 - I know him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Now... 774 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:05,400 I've, er...I've prepared a little bit of something. 775 00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:08,320 Ooh, I think Alan's going to make a little speech. 776 00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,440 GLASS CLINKS Speech! Speech! 777 00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:13,520 CHATTER CONTINUES Shut up, noise-boxes. Him, not you. 778 00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,080 - Why me? - Well... 779 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:16,520 Boys! 780 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,680 Go on, Dad. Er...thank you. 781 00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:24,400 OK, well, um... I...I... 782 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:28,120 First of all, I'd like to say thank you for...everyone, 783 00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:35,720 for coming to, er...celebrate with us this...this very happy and unusual event. 784 00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,640 Er...we...we've not fixed a date yet. 785 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:42,520 And, er...we haven't a clue where we might live. 786 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,400 But we'll keep you posted. Aw! 787 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:50,240 Yeah. So... Um...I'd just like to... 788 00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:54,000 clarify. Er... 789 00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,600 I...I know you think we're daft. 790 00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,960 We do not! Nobody thinks you're daft. 791 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:04,000 No. Well, rushing in, then. But, er...Celia and I... 792 00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:11,240 What happened was, I was stood on a bridge waiting for her, cos we had a date. 793 00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,760 This is, er...60 years ago, er...in Elland. 794 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:19,520 And, you know, this is before we had telephones. 795 00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:23,520 And her mother had mixed her dates up and they were already flitted to Sheffield 796 00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:29,520 and Celia couldn't contact me so she, er...sent a message, 797 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,480 a letter via... 798 00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:34,040 ...a friend, 799 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,720 um...to say sorry, 800 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,000 with a new address that I could write to her, 801 00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:42,720 but I...I never got the message. 802 00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,560 So, um... 803 00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:45,880 Why? 804 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:49,320 Well, cos she didn't give it to me. 805 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:50,840 The friend? 806 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,120 - Yeah. - Why? 807 00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,920 Just cos... 808 00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,440 Nasty trick. 809 00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,560 Mm, well... Who was she? 810 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,040 We...we'll find a picture of her and chuck darts at it. 811 00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:05,400 THEY CHUCKLE 812 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,160 It were Eileen. 813 00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,600 My mother? 814 00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:15,720 Yeah. 815 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,440 So, anyway. 816 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:22,400 Not that...not that anybody wants to change what's gone. 817 00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:27,440 But it's just to illustrate the fact that we're not rushing in. 818 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,040 We've always had very... 819 00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:33,960 very fond feelings for one another... 820 00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:36,960 ..since all that time ago and... 821 00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,240 ..well, nothing's changed. 822 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,080 So... 823 00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,600 That's... God, that's... 824 00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,520 Wow. 825 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:49,600 That's so... 826 00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,880 God. 827 00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,280 Anyroad, to us. 828 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:56,360 To us. 829 00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:00,520 Mum! 830 00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:03,440 There's a massive red sports car just pulled up outside. 831 00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,560 Looks like it cost about two million quid. 832 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,000 Oh, that's us. 833 00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:13,520 We decided against an engagement ring. 834 00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:17,120 So instead we bought a car between us. 835 00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:19,720 The sort we've always fancied! 836 00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,000 - Yes! - Whoa-ho! 837 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,240 Look at that! 838 00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:23,640 Oh! 839 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,520 Oh! Oh, look! Oh! 840 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,080 Grandma! 841 00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:31,720 Did you know about this? 842 00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,640 Oh! No. 843 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,680 Oh! Beautiful. 844 00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:39,440 Oh! 845 00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:41,960 LAUGHTER 846 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,360 Mr Buttershaw. Mrs Dawson. 847 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:48,120 Oh! Can we sit in it, Granddad? 848 00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:49,960 Well... Yes, of course you can. 849 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,800 As long as they're careful. Congratulations. 850 00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,040 Stunning! Wow! 851 00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:58,320 So, you... This is instead of an engagement ring? 852 00:50:58,360 --> 00:50:59,560 Mm. 853 00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,040 But you didn't let Alan pay for the whole thing? 854 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:05,640 No, I said we bought it between us. Hope they're not trailing mud in. 855 00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,160 GILLIAN: So... Blimey! 856 00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:12,880 How much did it cost, then, Dad? Yeah, enough. 857 00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,120 CAROLINE: So, just to clarify, you don't know when, 858 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:18,840 or, let's be honest, if you're going to get married, but you've just spent... 859 00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,520 There is no if. ..silly money buying a car 860 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,160 that you're going to need a hip replacement to get in and out of. 861 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:24,880 Oh, stop being so negative. 862 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,680 Do you like it? Yeah, yeah. 863 00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:31,040 I think my mother probably would have liked one and all, Dad. 864 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:34,200 Oh. Police. GILLIAN: Now what? 865 00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,400 Afternoon. How do? 866 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:43,520 Are they the strippers? 867 00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,640 (Stop it.) 868 00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,880 Nice car. What do you want? Gillian. 869 00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:51,040 Is there summat up? 870 00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,400 Just need to have a little chat with Raffy, that's all. 871 00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,680 What for? What have you done to your face? 872 00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:57,640 He fell over. Where? 873 00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,840 Down Ripponden. Do you know a Paul Jatri? 874 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,680 No. 875 00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:07,520 Well, he reckons he knows you. 876 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,120 He's been in saying that you assaulted him last night. 877 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,040 Yeah? Well, he shouldn't have been saying stuff, should he? 878 00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,360 What stuff? 879 00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:19,120 I'm arresting you on suspicion of assault. 880 00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:20,960 You're not! You don't have to say anything, 881 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,720 but it may harm your defence if you don't mention when questioned 882 00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:25,480 something you later rely on in court. 883 00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:26,960 You're not arresting him. 884 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,240 He's assaulted someone. He's your nephew. 885 00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,080 It'll just be a bit of a caution, that's all. 886 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:33,840 Inspector Hatfield'll just need to have a bit of a word with you. 887 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,920 A bit of a caution? Yeah. 888 00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:38,680 If he was provoked, which it sounds like he was. 889 00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:41,360 CAROLINE: Look, perhaps...should we... 890 00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,600 should we be getting off? No. 891 00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:47,320 No, no, no. Look, look, this is Celia and Alan's little party. We can't have this. 892 00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:48,680 We can't just take off. 893 00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:50,720 The thing is, Officer, 894 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,920 er...this lady and this gentleman... 895 00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:56,800 Someone shut him up. ..have just got engaged to be married, 896 00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,480 and, really, couldn't this wait? 897 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,520 Congratulations, Alan. Yeah, thanks. 898 00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,520 Come on, lad, let's get this over with. 899 00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:06,560 No, this is really, I would say, rather heavy-handed. And you are? 900 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,600 I'm...I'm... A wanker. 901 00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:14,680 He is. He's had that bitch in our house. 902 00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:16,560 What...bitch? 903 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,800 Judith. 904 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:21,840 I came home mid-afternoon last Tuesday after my exam, 905 00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,320 and they were pissed together in the sitting room. 906 00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:37,720 Raff, er...you go with Robbie. I'll follow you on in the Land Rover. 907 00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:39,600 I'm going to have to go with him. Fair enough. 908 00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:42,680 You couldn't give us a lift down to the main road? Yeah, whatever. Get in. 909 00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:47,400 In my house?! 910 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,480 Not what you think. 911 00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:51,120 Happen I ought to pop down to the police station with Gillian. 912 00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:54,280 Yes, you'd better. Let's not ruin this... really, really lovely... 913 00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,720 Take the Lexus. Shall I? You don't mind? 914 00:53:56,760 --> 00:54:01,800 CAROLINE: Get in the car, boys. Mum, we're leaving. 915 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:06,800 Well done. Don't come back. 916 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:09,280 You haven't even heard my side of it. 917 00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:12,760 This has been taken out of context, out of proportion, and nothing happened! 918 00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:15,600 Caroline, you are not leaving me here! 919 00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:20,720 Oh! 920 00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:24,000 I've wanted to do that for years. 921 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:56,000 I could have killed him one time. I mean, literally, I could have k... 922 00:54:56,040 --> 00:55:00,760 I just want you to understand the effect you have on me. 923 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:05,400 Aaah! They said they was going to pour petrol over me and set me on fire. 924 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:08,320 Oh! This marriage is over! 925 00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,440 And I do not want to waste another... You bitch! 926 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:13,160 ..second of my life pretending it's something worth saving! 927 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,560 Mum! Oh! 928 00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:19,520 Hello! Is anybody there? 929 00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:22,400 Slapper. Yeah, whatever. 930 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:38,800 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 65089

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