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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
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Previously, on
Flatbush Misdemeanors...
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How long I got to be married
to your mother
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before�you�respect�our�union?
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Drew�got�arrested?
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Yeah. He-he didn't
want to get into it,
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but he did ask about you,
though.
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I need to make
some money, though.
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Fucking�plug�ran�off�on�me.
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Brother got a parole hearing
coming up.
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On�top�of�that,
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Zayna�fucking�with�this�kid
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giving�her�money.
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I�did�something�I�regret.�Uh...
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This coming from that
12-step thing?
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Bro, just focus
on your sobriety.
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Yeah, I've been meaning
to holler at you.
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That�shit�with�my�niece,
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I�need�you�to�dead�that,�kid.
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Man, I ain't trying
to do no business
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with�a�nigga�as�hot�as�you.
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He helped take the wrap
when I almost got booked.
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My�cousin�say�you�cool,�we�cool.
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- We can do business.
- All right, then.
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(Lively�percussive�music)
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- [door bell jingles]
- Yo. How was the morning?
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It�was�pretty�chill.
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Kareem's starting a
"Green Bike Initiative," uh,
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but he doesn't know
that's about the environment,
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so he's just making us
paint some bikes green.
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- Oh.
- You all set here?
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Yeah, man.
What you 'bout to get into?
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Uh,�I�got�to�see�my�mom�and,�um,
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I got some NA homework
I got to get ahead of.
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I have to take a moral inventory
of my life.
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Oh.�What's�that?
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It's... you make a list
of your flaws.
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I�have�a�few�flaws.
And�just
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consider how
your resentments have, like,
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affected�others.
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- Am I on that list?
- Um, yeah.
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I mean, I don't know
that many people.
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Take me off it, man.
I got too much shit going on.
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What�are�you�working�on?
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Uh,�it's�concept�work
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for�the�play�at�your�school.
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I�got�to�draw�this�design,
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and then we're
painting it next week.
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Nice.
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Well,�kill�it,�man.
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- All right.
- [door opens]
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- [door closes]
- [Kareem] Kevin,
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I�finally�got�you
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an�employee�shirt.�Try�it�on.
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Hey, man, I appreciate it,
but I actually need you
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to cut my hours back.
I got to focus on my art.
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Well, why didn't you
tell me that
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before I spent $12
on that shirt?
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Damn.
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Okay,�Kev,�do�you.
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What�are�you�drawing?
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Uh,�some�kings�and�queens.
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- That's cool.
- Yeah.
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Do y'all have
a student discount?
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No!
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[man]
All men are children of God.
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[Rusty]
Children of God, like us.
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Oh,�I�couldn't�wait�to�start.
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[lock�buzzes]
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So,�Daddy,�how�are�you?
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- [sighs]
- You okay?
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Yeah.
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These guards in here, man.
Hey, Drew,
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you remember that book we used
to read when we were kids?
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The one that Aunt Evelyn used to
animate every time she read it.
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Oh, shit. What was that
called, though?
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The�African�something.
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Tales�of�Yoruba�Gods�and�Heroes.
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Yup,�that's�it.
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Aunt Eve used to do
every single character's voice
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in�that�book,�I'm�telling�you.
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She smoked
so many cigarettes, Zay,
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she could do the dudes
and the girls.
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- [laughs]
- [Drew] She did this one voice,
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used to scare the shit
out your pops.
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Uh, we not even gonna talk
about that right now.
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- [Drew chuckles]
- [Zayna] We're actually talking
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about�the�African�gods,�um,
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- for the school play.
- [Anthony] Mm.
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Can�I�read�it?�Where�is�it?
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Uh...
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One of the correctional officers
took it out my cell a week ago.
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- What? Why?
- [Anthony] Uh...
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We're not gonna worry about that
right now. What I want to hear
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about�is�the�school�play.
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Well, I'm designing
the costumes.
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- [Anthony] Mm-hmm.
- Um...
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and�I'm�also�co-directing.
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- Co-directing? Wow.
- [Zayna] Yeah.
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Yeah. My boyfriend,
he thought it would be
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a really good idea
for exposure for my business.
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Whoa.�[chuckles]
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[stammers]�Boyfriend?�What?
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Nah, nah, nah. She ain't got no
boyfriend. It ain't like that.
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Just�some�boy�she�cool�with.
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- No.
- [Anthony] Huh.
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Desmond�is�my�boyfriend.
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- Desmond?
- And he's a really good one.
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He�supports�my�business,�and...
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I don't know,
we're building an empire.
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[Anthony]
Uh, Zayna...
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[scoffs] You're way too young
for a boyfriend.
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- [Zayna] Um, I'm 17.
- Exactly.
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You haven't even met him,
and already you're telling me
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I can't be with him.
That's not fair, Dad.
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[Anthony]
O-Okay, okay, okay. Look,
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I'm sure it'll all
work itself out.
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[Dan]
I'm glad I could help empty out
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- the basement, Mom.
- Well, I'm glad you had time.
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I know you're busy
with all your new friends.
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My�new�friends?
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The�drug�addicts.
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Oh, NA. We're calling them
the drug addicts. Okay.
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But, uh, how-how
is it going? I-Is...
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Not to pry,
just making sure you're okay.
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[Dan]
No, I'm okay.
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Yeah, it's been helpful,
actually.
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[Maria]
Okay.
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Great.
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You�know,�it's�ironic,
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I�didn't�fix�my�life
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until�I�started�taking�pills.
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You didn't fix your life
until you stopped.
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[laughing]
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- Isn't that funny?
- Yeah, Mom, it's...
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We're�ships�in�the�night,�right?
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Wow, that really,
it really gets you, huh?
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Yeah, like a sketch
or something.
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- It's like a sketch. Sure. Uh...
- Mm.
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Yeah, anyway,
on the whole NA front,
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there's actually one thing
I wanted to tell you.
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Mm-hmm.
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Um, okay, so I-I wanted
to tell you, Mom,
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how sorry I am
for a lot of those things
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I've�said�to�you�over�the�years,
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and,�um,
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for being bitter
that you found happiness.
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And I couldn't be happy
that you were in a good place
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because-because�I�wasn't.�Yeah,
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I'm just very grateful that we
can still have a relationship,
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and, um, you know, I love you,
and I'm sorry.
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- [clicks tongue] Oh.
- Oh, please don't cry.
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Don't-don't cry. I don't know
what to do with tears.
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I'm�sorry.�It's�so�moving.
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- [sniffles]
- Okay.
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- W-Where is this coming from?
- Um,
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I'm trying to take
moral inventory.
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It's a step in NA.
I'm kind of skipping to it,
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and I'm not sure
I'm doing it right, but,
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uh,�yeah,�it's�been�good.
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Wow. And you think
that's helped you?
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Yeah,�I-I�think�it�has.
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It's not fun taking
accountability for yourself.
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Um, honestly, most of it
is other people's fault,
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but I think
it's good and needed.
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So,�if�I�were�gonna,
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you know, take my own
moral inventory
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and�hold�myself�accountable...
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I mean, I depended on you
as a kid far too much,
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and�it�broke�you.
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I mean, I'm not,
I'm not broken, you know?
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Daniel,�you're�a�drug�addict
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who works part-time
at a bike shop
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and teaches bored kids
about genital warts.
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I mean, on paper, yeah,
but-but I have two jobs.
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- But they're...
- Look,
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we can't change
the past, you know?
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We just, uh,
try not to repeat patterns
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and�be�better�going�forward.
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[sighs]�Wow.
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[chuckles]�Daniel,�thank�you.
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You have given me
a lot to consider.
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One�whole�hell�of�a�lot.
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- Okay. We're okay?
- My God.
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Well,�of�course�we're�okay.
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- All right.
- [chuckles] I mean,
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I'm gonna make
a list of resentments
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- I have against you, but...
- Well, uh, okay.
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- I hope it's not too long.
- [door closes]
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Look, it's not just me no more,
this coming from your pops.
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[sucks teeth]
Yo, damn, y'all need to stop.
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You really
blowin' mines right now.
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So, just fuck your dad
then, huh?
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You need to heed word. You don't
know this world like we do.
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What?
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Yo,�you�such�a�hypocrite.
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I don't even know
what you be doing,
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or�who�you�be�hanging�out�with.
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I don't know how
you've been making money
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since you been out here,
but you want to judge me
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for�dating�Desmond?
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All�right,�bet.�Cute.
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At�least�I�keep�my�shit�upfront.
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Fine. You want to know
what I'm doing for work?
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I'm�still�selling�drugs,
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and I'm working with some niggas
I met in Philly. You happy?
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Well, as long as you
keep your shit out of my life
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and out of my friends' life,
then yeah,
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we�Gucci.
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All I'm saying is,
when your pops come home,
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he�not�gonna�approve.
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God,�Drew,
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can�we�stop�playing�this�game?
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We both know he not getting out
no time soon.
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Yo, stop talking like that.
He getting out.
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Yo, you do this every time
he's up for parole.
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Like, what makes
this time different
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than�the�last�100�times?
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Because it's this time,
not the last time 100 times.
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[scoffs]�All�right.
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Can we just go
and get him this book,
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so that he can be happy and
stop writing these sad poems?
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All right. When them poems
get him signed to Maino,
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you�gonna�love�them�then.
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- Zayna! Oh...
- Hey, Marlon.
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- [chuckles]
- A new jewelry book
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just�came�in�yesterday,�ma.
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- Hey. What's up, brother?
- All right.
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- How you doing?
- Marlon, this is Drew.
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- Drew, this is Marlon.
- So, you're Drew.
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How come I'm just
meeting you, brother?
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- 'Cause he don't read.
- I read.
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- Mm.
- Mm.
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Matter�of�fact,�we�looking�for
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Yoruba�Gods�and�Heroes.
236
00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,967
Tales�of�Yoruba�Gods�and�Heroes.
237
00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,094
[laughs] That's a special one,
brother.
238
00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,178
Oh.�See.
239
00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:34,513
- I knew he would have it.
- Hold on.
240
00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,849
- You know I got you, Zay.
- [Zayna chuckles]
241
00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,184
Look�at�this�beautiful�baby.
242
00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:40,686
I got to take
real good care of her
243
00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,396
'cause�she's�rare.
244
00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,606
Eight�hundred�on�Amazon.
245
00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:48,402
Now, I'm selling her
at a discount for $795.
246
00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:51,739
You know what, bro,
I don't read. Zay, let's go.
247
00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,449
- What?
- W-What? Why?
248
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,035
I know a hustle when I see one.
That book don't cost
249
00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:58,370
- $800.
- Can't you...
250
00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:00,539
just let me scan it
and make it my own?
251
00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:02,833
- [sighs] Come on, Zay.
- I mean, please?
252
00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,835
It's�for�my�dad.�He's�locked�up.
253
00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:08,088
[sighs]�You�know�what?
254
00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:10,049
You done brought me
so many customers.
255
00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,508
I�can't�say�no�to�you.
256
00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:14,178
Thank you. Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
257
00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:16,180
- [Marlon] You go get it, girl.
- [chuckles]
258
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:19,016
Zay,�ain't�no�scanner�in�there.
259
00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,060
Well,�there's�this�thing,
260
00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,895
it's�called�an�app.
261
00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:26,274
[imitating Drew] "Oh, you don't
know the world like we do."
262
00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:30,778
They grow up so fast,
don't they?
263
00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:33,238
You know, when my daughter first
started talking to me like that,
264
00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:36,158
I had two choices,
either I was gonna respect her,
265
00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,952
or I was gonna
send her to Africa.
266
00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:41,789
- Sent her ass to Africa.
- [scoffs]
267
00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:44,500
I'm�not�even�from�there.
268
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,085
I�hope�she�all�right.
269
00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:48,337
[Helen Cooper] We may not
enjoy living together,
270
00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,589
but dying together
isn't going to solve anything.
271
00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:54,009
- [knock on door]
- [Maria] Dan, it's me,
272
00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,511
your�mother.
273
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,679
Yeah, yeah, I know.
I know who you are.
274
00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,473
- Hi.
- Yeah. Hey.
275
00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:02,351
- Are those my baseball cards?
- No, no, this is my stuff.
276
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,186
I've left Kareem.
Isn't that exciting?
277
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,730
- What? What the fuck happened?
- Well...
278
00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:09,233
I�was�inspired�by�my�son,
279
00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:12,194
and�I�am�taking�moral�inventory.
280
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,529
Oh,�Jesus�Christ.�That's�not...
281
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,948
I need to own
my own mistakes by myself.
282
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,116
No,�no,�Mom.�Mom...
283
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,450
Outside�of�marriage.
284
00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:20,119
Mom, you're not supposed
to do anything.
285
00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,412
I was just taking accountability
for our dynamic.
286
00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:22,746
And�I�loved�it.
287
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,706
- Okay.
- And now,
288
00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,708
I'm�taking�accountability.
289
00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,794
This�isn't�Kareem's�fault,�okay?
290
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,130
I�need�to�be�self-sufficient,
291
00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:32,923
on�my�own�here.
292
00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:35,467
Here? This... that's where
you're gonna be self-sufficient,
293
00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,469
- in my apartment?
- Just for now.
294
00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:39,972
I'll�help�you�fix�your�place�up.
295
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,807
Mom, you interpreted this
all wrong.
296
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,143
I promise, you won't even notice
I'm here, okay? [Laughs]
297
00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,477
I�won't�depend�on�you.
298
00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:48,105
I'll�be�independent�near�you.
299
00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,982
- Okay.
- Okay?
300
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,442
- Okay, yeah, all right.
- Okay.
301
00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,694
You can stay in my room,
I guess, and I'll
302
00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:56,321
- stay on the couch.
- Well, obviously.
303
00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:59,825
I've got sciatica.
[laughs] All right.
304
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,327
Well, these boxes
aren't gonna move themselves.
305
00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:04,329
Wait.�Is�Kareem�all�right?
306
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,123
- [door bell jingles]
- [Kevin] All right, Kareem,
307
00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:07,833
I'll�see�you�next�week.
308
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,169
Change�of�plans.
309
00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:11,879
I�need�you�to�stay�longer.
310
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,464
[clicks�tongue]�What?
311
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,549
Bro, we already talked
about this, man. I can't.
312
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:16,884
'Cause�of�your�work?
313
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,552
- Yes.
- No problem.
314
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,179
You can paint in the shop.
You can put your easels
315
00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,513
over�there.
316
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,515
Kareem, I'm not painting
in the shop, man.
317
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,225
Look, I'll make you
assistant manager.
318
00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:27,769
You'll�get�paid�while�you�paint.
319
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,646
I�need�you�right�now,�Kev.
320
00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:32,024
[sighs]�All�right,�bro.
321
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,942
Thank�you,�man.�[sighs]
322
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,153
I�love�you,�Kevin.
323
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,698
Nigga, are you wearing
Old Spice?
324
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,617
- [door bell jingles]
- [Dan] Well, Kareem bought the
325
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,285
shop from Larry, but he didn't
want to repaint the awning.
326
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,704
Your first task
as assistant manager,
327
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:48,332
- fire Dan.
- Wait, what?
328
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,792
- What do you mean?
- Elephant in the room,
329
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,836
I'm�no�longer�your�dad.
330
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,713
You�are�now�an�orphan.
331
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,716
- You've orphaned yourself.
- No, I know. Kareem,
332
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,343
I'm�truly�sorry.
333
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,844
I was just doing a step,
trying to own my mistakes.
334
00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:02,554
Look, Mom was not
supposed to take that
335
00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:03,889
in�any�kind�of�weird�direction.
336
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,391
Now you got another mistake
you need to own.
337
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:07,935
Hey,�I�think�the�pump�is�broken.
338
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,478
I�got�you.
339
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,566
Look, Kareem,
you know Mom's impulsive.
340
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,568
Like, she's probably gonna be
back at your place tonight.
341
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:17,528
You�better�hope.
342
00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:20,405
Betrayed�by�my�own�son.�[sighs]
343
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:22,574
What kind of Luke Skywalker shit
is this?
344
00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:24,451
[sighs]
345
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:27,204
The-the-the dad
is the bad guy in Star Wars.
346
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,997
I've�made�my�decision,
347
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,916
and�with�a�heavy�heart,
348
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,084
this�is�goodbye�for�good.
349
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,335
And since you're
no longer family,
350
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,420
I�got�to�tell�you,
351
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:38,215
you�was�just�a�nepotism�hire.
352
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,552
That's right. So now, I'm gonna
just judge you for who you are,
353
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:44,096
- a shitty bike salesman.
- Okay, Kareem.
354
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,389
I�get�that�you're�sad�about�Mom,
355
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,932
but you don't have to
act out at me.
356
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,392
What,�you�want�me�to�act�in?
357
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,186
Okay.�So�I'm�actually�fired?
358
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,896
Ask�your�assistant�manager.
359
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,107
Huh?
360
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,858
Oh.�Yeah.
361
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,654
[Dan]
Okay.
362
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,281
I'll�see�you.
363
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,074
No,�you�won't.
364
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,659
[door�bell�jingles]
365
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,787
[Kareem] Kevin, your second task
as assistant manager,
366
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,455
change�the�security�code,
367
00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:11,957
so�he�can't�get�back�in.
368
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,834
Okay.
369
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,919
Hey,�kid,
370
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:17,462
you�look�like�a�loyal�boy.
371
00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:20,299
- Your mama single?
- Ew.
372
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,800
Look,�if�you�two�gonna�do�this,
373
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,844
I got some rules
y'all got to follow.
374
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,430
Number one, Zayna,
if your pops asks,
375
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,931
you�told�me�he�was�gay.
376
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,141
What?�No.
377
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,225
Uh,�babe,�it's�cool.�It's�cool.
378
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,560
[Drew]
Number two, bro,
379
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,228
this�is�my�niece.
380
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,939
If anything happen to her,
I swear...
381
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,150
Matter of fact,
you got health insurance?
382
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,402
Um,�my�mom�do.
383
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,946
Nigga, I'm-a need you
to get a STD test
384
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:45,490
every�Sunday�by�three�o'clock.
385
00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,993
Nigga,�not�3:30,�not�3:15,
386
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,244
not�3:03,
387
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,580
not�even�2:59.�Three�o'clock.
388
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,748
Oh,�my�God.
389
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,166
[whispers]
We haven't even had sex yet.
390
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,168
What,�y'all�haven't?
391
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,502
[whispers]�No.
392
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:58,462
Thank�you.
393
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,297
Last�thing,�Desmond,
394
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,674
I don't want you involving her
in all that scamming shit.
395
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,843
The fuck? So I could use
your drug money,
396
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,803
but I can't take
his scamming money?
397
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:09,222
I don't give you drug money.
I give you gambling money.
398
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,350
Okay.�Are�we�done�here?
399
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:14,144
Is that a "thank you"
I'm hearing?
400
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,896
[sighs]�Thank�you,�Uncle�Drew.
401
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,189
Uh-huh.
402
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,357
Let me send this book
to your pops
403
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,025
before�I�change�my�mind.
404
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,069
Okay,�bye.�Adios.
405
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:24,363
Okay,�go.
406
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:25,989
All�right,�Drew.
407
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:29,117
Yo, I'm-a tell Junior
that you was looking out, man.
408
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,452
I knew you was
a valid dude, bro.
409
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,245
Thanks�for�being�cool,�Unc.
410
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:34,289
Yo, don't ever call me
that shit again.
411
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,415
I�did�this�for�Zay,
412
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,125
but�you�a�good�kid,
413
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,878
so�look�out�for�her.
414
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:43,548
Yo, she better not find out
about our business either.
415
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:46,051
Just to be clear,
I still don't like this shit.
416
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,970
I'll fuck you up
if you hurt her.
417
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,722
Aw.
418
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:53,392
Y'all so cute or whatever.
[chuckles]
419
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,227
[Maria]
Well... [sighs]
420
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:58,689
I'm so sorry that you lost
your job at the bike shop,
421
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,732
but�you�still�get�to�teach�kids
422
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,234
- how to have sex, so...
- Very blessed.
423
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,735
...there's�that.
424
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,404
Um, I really thought
you would've gone back
425
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,739
- to Kareem by now.
- Dan, no.
426
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:10,367
- I am taking inventory.
- Mom, this is not inventory.
427
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,994
I�should�be�on�my�own,�with�you,
428
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,497
and maybe we get a fresh coat
of paint in here.
429
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,041
I'm�thinking�Almond�Sunrise.
430
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:21,044
It's the... it's what
almonds look like
431
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:22,379
at�the�first�light�of�day.
432
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:23,463
You're�gonna�paint?
433
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,632
No.�That's�your�job.
434
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,592
I'm sorry,
should I not have told you
435
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,302
- that Kareem was hurting?
- Well, no.
436
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:31,722
Uh...�It's�really�nice�to�hear
437
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,306
that someone is tortured
because they love you.
438
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:36,226
I mean, it's a nice feeling
of power.
439
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,602
- Sure.
- But I'm
440
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,938
holding myself accountable,
you know,
441
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,481
for�the�first�time.
442
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,316
Just this week,
I left my husband...
443
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,985
- Mm-hmm.
- ...I made peace
444
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,611
with�that�screaming�baby�ghost
445
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:49,072
that I've had so much trouble
with in apartment 2B,
446
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:51,116
and�I've�also�vowed
447
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,701
to�stop�using�Amazon,
448
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,120
except when I need to have
something delivered.
449
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,455
- Sure.
- So...
450
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:57,956
Exceptions�to�every�rule.
451
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,750
Ah,�I�got�to�get�going.
452
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,252
Where... It's late,
where are you going?
453
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,463
I'm�gonna�keep�it�vague,
454
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:05,964
but�when�I�get�back,
455
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,549
gonna�replace�your�rugs
456
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,260
and maybe get
some saxony carpets.
457
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,470
Maybe.�I'll�Google�it.
458
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,471
- You're okay?
- Well...
459
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:13,805
wait�up�for�me.
460
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:16,141
I'm an attractive woman
in her 50s.
461
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,809
- [door opens]
- Oh.
462
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:18,977
[door�closes]
463
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,397
[woman]
Darling, are you all right?
464
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,651
- What are you drawing?
- [scoffs] Nosy.
465
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:29,529
Um...�the�same�thing�but�bigger.
466
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,333
What's up, man?
You got another flat?
467
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,576
Whoa-ho-ho.
468
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,911
You�did�this�in�one�day?
469
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,246
Yeah. They were
fresh out the box.
470
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,623
[chuckles]�What's�your�name?
471
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:40,540
Brady.
472
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,000
You're�talented,�Brady.
473
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,668
I�get�that�a�lot.
474
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,670
- No one ever tells me...
- Don't ever get married, son.
475
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,631
- She'll destroy all your talent.
- Kareem.
476
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:51,343
It might start good. No,
it will start good, but then,
477
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,929
soon as she
get comfortable, ooh,
478
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,806
- you better brace for impact.
- Let him go, man.
479
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,849
You losing it. Go take care
of that customer.
480
00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,185
Y-You right.
I'm-I'm better than that.
481
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,645
I'm-I'm�better�than�that.
482
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,188
[indistinct�chatter]
483
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,648
[sighs]�He's�crazy,�dude.
484
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,149
- Don't listen to him.
- No,
485
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,692
my�dad�told�me�the�same�thing.
486
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:08,944
He�did?
487
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,362
Okay.�So�what's�up?
488
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,364
You in an art class
or something?
489
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,949
Nah, I just wanted to see
if I could do it.
490
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:17,702
I love the helmet, man.
This is, like, really cool.
491
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,371
You mind if I use this
for my project?
492
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,206
Okay.�Just�give�me�my�credit.
493
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,041
[chuckles]�I�got�you.
494
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,877
Actually...�[mutters]
495
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:26,628
Need�a�bike�lock?
496
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,921
[Brady]
Yeah.
497
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,172
I've been saving up
for a long time.
498
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,298
[Kevin]
Merry Christmas.
499
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,633
Stop�saving.�Just�take�that.
500
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,093
Put�it�in�your�pants.
501
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:37,556
- Kev, I got nothing left.
- [door bell jingles]
502
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,432
That customer
wanted to buy a bike.
503
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,852
I�told�him�I�wasn't�good�enough.
504
00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:45,021
It's like I don't even know
who I am anymore, man.
505
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,565
Dude,�you�Kareem.
506
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:49,109
Any woman over 40 with kids
would love you.
507
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,986
You�know�what?
508
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,612
You�right.
509
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,823
If�Maria�don't�want�me,
510
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:55,866
I�don't�want�her.
511
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,868
- Yeah.
- Matter fact, I'm going back
512
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,911
to the OG Kareem, you know,
like, when I was chilling,
513
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,788
and, you know,
when-when I had my hair.
514
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,081
- You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah, yeah.
515
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,583
You'll be all right, bro.
You got it.
516
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,251
But�after�I�went�bald,
517
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,379
all the women I dated said
they loved my shaved head,
518
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,715
but�none�of�them�licked�it,
519
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,091
except...
520
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:16,219
well...�Maria.
521
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:17,596
[sobbing]
522
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,931
Nigga, did you put on
more Old Spice?
523
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,850
Nothin'�blockin'�vision
524
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,435
Swear�it's�crystal�clear...
525
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,270
[Kevin] Man, how long
it take to fry some lamb?
526
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,272
Man, I'm just glad
to be out of the house.
527
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,900
My mom's going crazy at home.
She threw out all my shit.
528
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,985
She chucked my rug.
She's going out at night.
529
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,695
I have no idea
where she's going.
530
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,239
[sighs] Yeah, Kareem's been
losing it, too.
531
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:38,199
He in the back of the shop
singing Al Green all day.
532
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,701
We�got�to�figure�out
533
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:40,744
how to get them back together.
I don't know.
534
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,078
It's�like,�for�them,�whatever,
535
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:44,998
but mostly, for us.
It's too much.
536
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,500
- Yeah, like Parent Trap.
- Yes, like Parent Trap.
537
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,836
That's a great movie. We should
rewatch that before we do this.
538
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,465
Yeah. Kind of figure out
a game plan a little bit.
539
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,842
Sorry, could we go next?
We've just been waiting awhile.
540
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,510
[Junior]
You scared of some damn rats?
541
00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:59,179
[Amaya]
You wasn't there to protect me.
542
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,184
[Desmond] Damn.
Where you learn that from?
543
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,269
[Zayna]
[chuckles] My ex.
544
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:08,146
[Desmond] You need to get him
to show you again
545
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,814
'cause�that�ain't�it.
546
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,067
[Zayna] Yo, shut up, boy.
Roll up. [Chuckles]
547
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,152
[Desmond]
Ain't no more Fronto.
548
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,738
[Amaya] [scoffs]
Junior, let's go to the store.
549
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:17,989
[Zayna]
Wait. Hold up.
550
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,658
What you mean
there ain't no more?
551
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,117
I�bought�a�whole�bag.
552
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,827
Junior waste that shit
in between his seat.
553
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,829
Don't�be�blaming�nothing�on�me.
554
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,414
Damn, Junior. I'm-a need you
to get your shit together.
555
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,832
[Junior]
I know you not talking.
556
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,668
I should make your ass
buy it yourself
557
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:30,919
the�way�I'm�feeding�your�family.
558
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:31,920
Bro,�chill.
559
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,412
Yo,�what�are�you�talking�about?
560
00:19:33,497 --> 00:19:35,298
Listen, ask Drew.
He know who his boss is.
561
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,968
You know what? Come on, Amaya.
Let's go get this Fronto.
562
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:41,471
[Amaya]
Junior...
563
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:44,099
- Why would you...?
- [car door closes]
564
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,141
[indistinct�chatter]
565
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:46,518
[Amaya]
Okay, but, like,
566
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,603
now I'll, like,
have to hear her talk.
567
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,898
[breathes�deeply]
568
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,570
Okay,�uh,�who�wants�to�start?
569
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,115
- It's great to see you, Kevin.
- It's good to see you, too,
570
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,866
- Auntie M.
- Okay. All right. Can we focus?
571
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,535
Mom, this is about
you and Kareem.
572
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,912
I thought I was coming here
to pick up my bike wheel.
573
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,372
You can have
your bike wheel back.
574
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,165
But you're making me do
another thing first.
575
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:12,544
Having me here on this
romantic intervention shit.
576
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,088
Mm-mm. I don't
even want to be here.
577
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,673
Yeah,�me�neither.
578
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,718
I'm trying to win $50,000,
but you keep crying in the shop.
579
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:22,554
If you and Maria don't get back
together, I'm-a find a new job.
580
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,348
[Kareem] I don't care if I
lose you to Seamless. You know,
581
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,058
you�two�kill�me.
582
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,144
Acting like y'all some
relationship counselors.
583
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,396
You don't even have
relationships yourselves.
584
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,897
I made out with that girl
while you were passed out.
585
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,357
Y'all always fighting
with each other.
586
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,860
What do you know
about conflict resolution?
587
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,486
Look, we just thought
if you two talked,
588
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:41,198
you would see how much
you still love each other.
589
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:45,035
Okay.�Mom,
590
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,203
have you realized anything
during this time apart?
591
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:48,913
- Yes.
- Okay.
592
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,790
I've�learned�that,�sometimes,
593
00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:52,584
I like to go
to male strip clubs.
594
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:54,252
Oh, that's where
you went last night.
595
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,546
Yes. I put a twenty between
my teeth, and I, you know,
596
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,131
I-I-I�bring�it�out.�You�know,
597
00:20:58,215 --> 00:20:59,591
- it's a living wage situation.
- [Kareem] What the fuck?
598
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,384
- That is worse than cheating.
- How is that worse?
599
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,428
I'm not sure,
but it's striking to hear.
600
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,096
It�is�striking,�yes.
601
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,599
Mom, could you ever go
to male strip clubs with Kareem?
602
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:08,892
[Kareem]
Hell no!
603
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,268
I haven't been to
a male strip club
604
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,936
since�my�burlesque�days.
605
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,271
Look, you two are perfect
for each other.
606
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,607
I have no idea why,
but it works,
607
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:16,941
and�that's�not�easy.
608
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:18,443
When Kevin and I
were disagreeing,
609
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:19,778
it's because we weren't
listening to each other.
610
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,613
- Yup.
- Right?
611
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,656
So, with space,
it's been better.
612
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,116
But�I�don't�want�space.
613
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,119
And I don't pine for women
who don't want me.
614
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:32,040
Dan, tell Kareem that it's not
that I don't want him.
615
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,292
Kareem, did you hear what
she said? The sound traveled?
616
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,796
I liked what we had. It's Maria
who didn't, apparently.
617
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,798
That�was�not�the�issue,�Kareem.
618
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,132
- Then what is?
- I guess...
619
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,426
I just didn't want to do
what I did
620
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,303
when�Dan�was�a�kid.
621
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,639
I know I'm a little
better now, but
622
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:48,973
I�still...
623
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:52,060
I�lean�on�you�way�too�heavily,
624
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,645
and...
625
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:56,314
I just don't want
to turn you into Dan,
626
00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,650
no�matter�how�much�you�say
627
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,026
that�that's�okay.
628
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,861
Babe,�I�could�never�be�Dan.
629
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,988
I am too handsome
and too strong.
630
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:06,533
Plus, I know how to take
the proper amount of pills.
631
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,326
But�you�can�depend�on�me.
632
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,787
We depend on each other.
That's what this is.
633
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,664
Are�you�sure?
634
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,667
Of course.
You're my little honeybee.
635
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:18,169
[buzzes]
And you're my big honey bear.
636
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:19,337
[roars]
637
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,713
- [laughs]
- Oh. [Buzzes]
638
00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:21,714
- Let me get some of my honey.
- [laughs]
639
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:22,966
- Mwah.
- [laughs]
640
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,217
[Dan]
Okay. All right.
641
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,176
All�right.
642
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,845
[Kareem�and�Maria�chittering]
643
00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,054
Okay, that's good.
The whole animal kingdom.
644
00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:29,139
We're�good?�Everyone�good?
645
00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:31,349
I'm�so�sorry,�baby.�I�really�am.
646
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:33,685
- And I forgive you, too, baby.
- Mm.
647
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,854
- [Kareem] And you, Dan.
- Yes.
648
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,690
- You are un-orphaned.
- Okay.
649
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,150
And�you�are�rehired,
650
00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:42,652
as long as my
assistant manager approves.
651
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:44,362
Yes.�Please.
652
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,990
[Zayna] Are you and my uncle
working together?
653
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:50,160
Nah, it's just him
and Junior doing shit.
654
00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:51,786
Yo, bro, just keep it
straight with me.
655
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,955
I am. Him and Junior
do all that shit.
656
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,707
That shit ain't got nothing
to do with me.
657
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,542
Okay, but when were you
gonna tell me?
658
00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:00,879
I didn't think
it was my place to tell you.
659
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:03,882
You didn't think it was
your place to tell me,
660
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,885
your�girl,�about�her�own�family?
661
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:08,720
Do you see
how stupid that sounds?
662
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,013
I�mean,�but�it's�the�truth.
663
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,265
But do you see
how stupid that sounds?
664
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,058
Yo, were you only
messing with me
665
00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:16,102
just to get close to my uncle?
Is that what it was?
666
00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:17,687
Bro, you sound stupid, bro.
Come here.
667
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:20,274
Nah.�You�lost�me.
668
00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:22,942
- [indistinct chatter]
- [sighs]
669
00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:25,195
Yo,�bro,�where�you�going?
670
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:28,031
We didn't even finish
the bottle.
671
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,283
That�wasn't�too�bad.
672
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,911
Yeah, they just
had to talk it out.
673
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,081
Right.
674
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,049
Yo, I told you,
I don't need that, man.
675
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,426
No, it's not...
it's not for you. I mean...
676
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:51,596
[sighs] Yeah, uh, th-there's
something I got to tell you.
677
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,097
[scoffs]�Aw,�shit.
678
00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:54,515
- Here we go.
- No, no, no, no.
679
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:56,184
I mean, it's not...
No, no, don't worry.
680
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,394
It's, uh, it's not about you,
but it's, like...
681
00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:01,606
I guess it-it's
you-adjacent, so...
682
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:04,275
Um...
683
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:07,570
Uh... You remember, you remember
when Drew got arrested?
684
00:24:07,654 --> 00:24:09,364
I�mean...
685
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,658
- [mumbles]
- Yeah, sure, yeah. I mean,
686
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:14,452
I�remember,�too.�Yeah.�Um...
687
00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:17,747
Remember when I got
reinstated to teach?
688
00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:19,666
I�was�leaving�school,
689
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:23,586
and this deliveryman came up
to me with all these boxes,
690
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:26,256
and it was Drew.
He was, like, in disguise.
691
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:28,383
And we got into a little thing,
like a back-and-forth.
692
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:32,178
It was really more Drew
forth and me back, but...
693
00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:35,098
Anyway, Principal Douglass
was asking me who that was.
694
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:37,767
Like, "Tell me.
Tell me, tell me, tell me,
695
00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:39,853
or�I'll�fire�you.�Tell�me."
696
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,231
So,�I�told�him.
697
00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:45,108
I�told�Douglass,
698
00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:48,069
Douglass�called�the�cops,
699
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,799
Drew�got�arrested.
700
00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:53,658
Man, what the fuck
you be on, bro?
701
00:24:53,838 --> 00:24:54,808
Why�would�you...
702
00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:57,080
- Uh...
- Goddamn!
703
00:25:04,853 --> 00:25:06,004
Damn.
704
00:25:06,174 --> 00:25:07,558
Goddamn,�man.
705
00:25:07,643 --> 00:25:09,374
I'm�not�on�anything.
706
00:25:09,489 --> 00:25:11,240
I�wish�I�was.
707
00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:13,678
All right, all right,
all right
708
00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:14,721
Uh
709
00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:15,682
�� Like�I'm�'bout�to�park ��
710
00:25:15,767 --> 00:25:17,174
�� I'm�going�through�a�lot ��
711
00:25:17,321 --> 00:25:20,097
�� Can't wait till my doors
is suicidal ��
712
00:25:20,182 --> 00:25:22,643
�� Crazy how life
literally like a drive ��
713
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:25,481
�� Wait till you figure out
you need gas ��
714
00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:28,443
�� Nice cars speed
when you tryna get by ��
715
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:31,112
�� Then 'em motherfuckers
stop at yellow lights and ��
716
00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:33,740
�� Get up in your lane
without saying hi ��
717
00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:36,284
�� Your rearview probably
the thing holding you back ��
718
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:39,287
�� But keep you at the front
if you use it right ��
719
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:42,040
�� The hoes gone switch,
and when it get dark ��
720
00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:44,834
�� Then everybody dip,
you get it all back ��
721
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:48,532
�� And�they�reappear,�voilà ��
722
00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:51,674
�� The money don't come,
the hoes gon' switch ��
723
00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:54,385
�� And when it get dark,
then everybody dip ��
724
00:25:54,469 --> 00:25:59,316
�� You get it all back,
and they all reappear ��
725
00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:04,312
�� Passengers always talk
about ya ride ��
726
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,949
�� Then they turn around
and ask for a ride in it ��
727
00:26:07,034 --> 00:26:09,113
�� Everybody cross
over solid lines ��
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