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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 2 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:32,849 Previously, on Flatbush Misdemeanors... 3 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:35,785 How long I got to be married to your mother 4 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,454 before�you�respect�our�union? 5 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:39,502 Drew�got�arrested? 6 00:00:39,587 --> 00:00:40,862 Yeah. He-he didn't want to get into it, 7 00:00:40,946 --> 00:00:41,964 but he did ask about you, though. 8 00:00:42,048 --> 00:00:43,543 I need to make some money, though. 9 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,338 Fucking�plug�ran�off�on�me. 10 00:00:45,430 --> 00:00:47,501 Brother got a parole hearing coming up. 11 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:48,714 On�top�of�that, 12 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:50,424 Zayna�fucking�with�this�kid 13 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:51,508 giving�her�money. 14 00:00:51,602 --> 00:00:54,073 I�did�something�I�regret.�Uh... 15 00:00:54,158 --> 00:00:55,888 This coming from that 12-step thing? 16 00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:57,596 Bro, just focus on your sobriety. 17 00:00:57,681 --> 00:00:59,081 Yeah, I've been meaning to holler at you. 18 00:00:59,165 --> 00:01:00,260 That�shit�with�my�niece, 19 00:01:00,345 --> 00:01:01,378 I�need�you�to�dead�that,�kid. 20 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:02,785 Man, I ain't trying to do no business 21 00:01:02,869 --> 00:01:04,495 with�a�nigga�as�hot�as�you. 22 00:01:04,619 --> 00:01:06,697 He helped take the wrap when I almost got booked. 23 00:01:06,885 --> 00:01:09,072 My�cousin�say�you�cool,�we�cool. 24 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,541 - We can do business. - All right, then. 25 00:01:17,348 --> 00:01:19,432 (Lively�percussive�music) 26 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:23,499 - [door bell jingles] - Yo. How was the morning? 27 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:24,518 It�was�pretty�chill. 28 00:01:24,627 --> 00:01:26,919 Kareem's starting a "Green Bike Initiative," uh, 29 00:01:27,003 --> 00:01:28,588 but he doesn't know that's about the environment, 30 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:30,214 so he's just making us paint some bikes green. 31 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:32,049 - Oh. - You all set here? 32 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:33,718 Yeah, man. What you 'bout to get into? 33 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,928 Uh,�I�got�to�see�my�mom�and,�um, 34 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:38,264 I got some NA homework I got to get ahead of. 35 00:01:38,385 --> 00:01:40,611 I have to take a moral inventory of my life. 36 00:01:40,744 --> 00:01:42,018 Oh.�What's�that? 37 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,103 It's... you make a list of your flaws. 38 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:45,521 I�have�a�few�flaws. And�just 39 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,440 consider how your resentments have, like, 40 00:01:47,611 --> 00:01:48,608 affected�others. 41 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:50,610 - Am I on that list? - Um, yeah. 42 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:52,778 I mean, I don't know that many people. 43 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:55,830 Take me off it, man. I got too much shit going on. 44 00:01:55,995 --> 00:01:57,143 What�are�you�working�on? 45 00:01:57,604 --> 00:01:58,826 Uh,�it's�concept�work 46 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:00,135 for�the�play�at�your�school. 47 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:01,620 I�got�to�draw�this�design, 48 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:02,659 and then we're painting it next week. 49 00:02:02,744 --> 00:02:03,414 Nice. 50 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:04,457 Well,�kill�it,�man. 51 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:06,283 - All right. - [door opens] 52 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,877 - [door closes] - [Kareem] Kevin, 53 00:02:08,977 --> 00:02:10,937 I�finally�got�you 54 00:02:11,022 --> 00:02:13,691 an�employee�shirt.�Try�it�on. 55 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:17,136 Hey, man, I appreciate it, but I actually need you 56 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:19,764 to cut my hours back. I got to focus on my art. 57 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:20,973 Well, why didn't you tell me that 58 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:23,377 before I spent $12 on that shirt? 59 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:24,562 Damn. 60 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:26,260 Okay,�Kev,�do�you. 61 00:02:29,088 --> 00:02:31,067 What�are�you�drawing? 62 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,487 Uh,�some�kings�and�queens. 63 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,489 - That's cool. - Yeah. 64 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,741 Do y'all have a student discount? 65 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:39,951 No! 66 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:42,161 [man] All men are children of God. 67 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:44,830 [Rusty] Children of God, like us. 68 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:47,876 Oh,�I�couldn't�wait�to�start. 69 00:02:49,085 --> 00:02:50,336 [lock�buzzes] 70 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,296 So,�Daddy,�how�are�you? 71 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:53,506 - [sighs] - You okay? 72 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,007 Yeah. 73 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:58,807 These guards in here, man. Hey, Drew, 74 00:02:58,892 --> 00:03:01,514 you remember that book we used to read when we were kids? 75 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:05,059 The one that Aunt Evelyn used to animate every time she read it. 76 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,520 Oh, shit. What was that called, though? 77 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,021 The�African�something. 78 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:11,524 Tales�of�Yoruba�Gods�and�Heroes. 79 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:12,580 Yup,�that's�it. 80 00:03:12,665 --> 00:03:15,135 Aunt Eve used to do every single character's voice 81 00:03:15,246 --> 00:03:16,373 in�that�book,�I'm�telling�you. 82 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:17,904 She smoked so many cigarettes, Zay, 83 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:19,705 she could do the dudes and the girls. 84 00:03:19,790 --> 00:03:21,292 - [laughs] - [Drew] She did this one voice, 85 00:03:21,376 --> 00:03:22,919 used to scare the shit out your pops. 86 00:03:23,004 --> 00:03:24,745 Uh, we not even gonna talk about that right now. 87 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:25,854 - [Drew chuckles] - [Zayna] We're actually talking 88 00:03:25,938 --> 00:03:28,039 about�the�African�gods,�um, 89 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:29,959 - for the school play. - [Anthony] Mm. 90 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,705 Can�I�read�it?�Where�is�it? 91 00:03:31,799 --> 00:03:33,135 Uh... 92 00:03:33,220 --> 00:03:35,831 One of the correctional officers took it out my cell a week ago. 93 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,392 - What? Why? - [Anthony] Uh... 94 00:03:37,545 --> 00:03:39,885 We're not gonna worry about that right now. What I want to hear 95 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:41,887 about�is�the�school�play. 96 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:43,848 Well, I'm designing the costumes. 97 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,891 - [Anthony] Mm-hmm. - Um... 98 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:47,893 and�I'm�also�co-directing. 99 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:50,312 - Co-directing? Wow. - [Zayna] Yeah. 100 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:52,231 Yeah. My boyfriend, he thought it would be 101 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:54,233 a really good idea for exposure for my business. 102 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:55,401 Whoa.�[chuckles] 103 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,236 [stammers]�Boyfriend?�What? 104 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,363 Nah, nah, nah. She ain't got no boyfriend. It ain't like that. 105 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:01,365 Just�some�boy�she�cool�with. 106 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:02,908 - No. - [Anthony] Huh. 107 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,744 Desmond�is�my�boyfriend. 108 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,371 - Desmond? - And he's a really good one. 109 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:09,707 He�supports�my�business,�and... 110 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,417 I don't know, we're building an empire. 111 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:12,918 [Anthony] Uh, Zayna... 112 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:14,962 [scoffs] You're way too young for a boyfriend. 113 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:17,548 - [Zayna] Um, I'm 17. - Exactly. 114 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:19,258 You haven't even met him, and already you're telling me 115 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:20,926 I can't be with him. That's not fair, Dad. 116 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:22,219 [Anthony] O-Okay, okay, okay. Look, 117 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:25,014 I'm sure it'll all work itself out. 118 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,309 [Dan] I'm glad I could help empty out 119 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:30,936 - the basement, Mom. - Well, I'm glad you had time. 120 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:33,147 I know you're busy with all your new friends. 121 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:34,732 My�new�friends? 122 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,317 The�drug�addicts. 123 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,736 Oh, NA. We're calling them the drug addicts. Okay. 124 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:41,072 But, uh, how-how is it going? I-Is... 125 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:43,282 Not to pry, just making sure you're okay. 126 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:44,575 [Dan] No, I'm okay. 127 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:45,534 Yeah, it's been helpful, actually. 128 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:46,535 [Maria] Okay. 129 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,454 Great. 130 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,748 You�know,�it's�ironic, 131 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:52,708 I�didn't�fix�my�life 132 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,919 until�I�started�taking�pills. 133 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:57,296 You didn't fix your life until you stopped. 134 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,965 [laughing] 135 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:02,134 - Isn't that funny? - Yeah, Mom, it's... 136 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:04,220 We're�ships�in�the�night,�right? 137 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,971 Wow, that really, it really gets you, huh? 138 00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:07,807 Yeah, like a sketch or something. 139 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,809 - It's like a sketch. Sure. Uh... - Mm. 140 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,310 Yeah, anyway, on the whole NA front, 141 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,395 there's actually one thing I wanted to tell you. 142 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:14,855 Mm-hmm. 143 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:17,942 Um, okay, so I-I wanted to tell you, Mom, 144 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,652 how sorry I am for a lot of those things 145 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,445 I've�said�to�you�over�the�years, 146 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:22,988 and,�um, 147 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:24,782 for being bitter that you found happiness. 148 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:27,034 And I couldn't be happy that you were in a good place 149 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:29,328 because-because�I�wasn't.�Yeah, 150 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:31,831 I'm just very grateful that we can still have a relationship, 151 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,291 and, um, you know, I love you, and I'm sorry. 152 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:36,127 - [clicks tongue] Oh. - Oh, please don't cry. 153 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:37,628 Don't-don't cry. I don't know what to do with tears. 154 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,463 I'm�sorry.�It's�so�moving. 155 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:40,881 - [sniffles] - Okay. 156 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,925 - W-Where is this coming from? - Um, 157 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:44,510 I'm trying to take moral inventory. 158 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:47,179 It's a step in NA. I'm kind of skipping to it, 159 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:48,848 and I'm not sure I'm doing it right, but, 160 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:50,182 uh,�yeah,�it's�been�good. 161 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:52,852 Wow. And you think that's helped you? 162 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:54,478 Yeah,�I-I�think�it�has. 163 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:58,023 It's not fun taking accountability for yourself. 164 00:05:58,107 --> 00:06:00,276 Um, honestly, most of it is other people's fault, 165 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,694 but I think it's good and needed. 166 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:04,363 So,�if�I�were�gonna, 167 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,657 you know, take my own moral inventory 168 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:08,284 and�hold�myself�accountable... 169 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:11,162 I mean, I depended on you as a kid far too much, 170 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:13,289 and�it�broke�you. 171 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,541 I mean, I'm not, I'm not broken, you know? 172 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,626 Daniel,�you're�a�drug�addict 173 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:20,045 who works part-time at a bike shop 174 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:23,007 and teaches bored kids about genital warts. 175 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:25,718 I mean, on paper, yeah, but-but I have two jobs. 176 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,303 - But they're... - Look, 177 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,971 we can't change the past, you know? 178 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,140 We just, uh, try not to repeat patterns 179 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,808 and�be�better�going�forward. 180 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:36,020 [sighs]�Wow. 181 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:39,356 [chuckles]�Daniel,�thank�you. 182 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,735 You have given me a lot to consider. 183 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,904 One�whole�hell�of�a�lot. 184 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,488 - Okay. We're okay? - My God. 185 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:48,574 Well,�of�course�we're�okay. 186 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:49,909 - All right. - [chuckles] I mean, 187 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,327 I'm gonna make a list of resentments 188 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,495 - I have against you, but... - Well, uh, okay. 189 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:55,539 - I hope it's not too long. - [door closes] 190 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:58,417 Look, it's not just me no more, this coming from your pops. 191 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,878 [sucks teeth] Yo, damn, y'all need to stop. 192 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:03,088 You really blowin' mines right now. 193 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:04,924 So, just fuck your dad then, huh? 194 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:08,052 You need to heed word. You don't know this world like we do. 195 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,053 What? 196 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,013 Yo,�you�such�a�hypocrite. 197 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:13,015 I don't even know what you be doing, 198 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,350 or�who�you�be�hanging�out�with. 199 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,935 I don't know how you've been making money 200 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,270 since you been out here, but you want to judge me 201 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:19,688 for�dating�Desmond? 202 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,106 All�right,�bet.�Cute. 203 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:22,524 At�least�I�keep�my�shit�upfront. 204 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:24,944 Fine. You want to know what I'm doing for work? 205 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:26,695 I'm�still�selling�drugs, 206 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:29,240 and I'm working with some niggas I met in Philly. You happy? 207 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:33,118 Well, as long as you keep your shit out of my life 208 00:07:33,202 --> 00:07:35,621 and out of my friends' life, then yeah, 209 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,081 we�Gucci. 210 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:38,916 All I'm saying is, when your pops come home, 211 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,417 he�not�gonna�approve. 212 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:42,253 God,�Drew, 213 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,338 can�we�stop�playing�this�game? 214 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:46,924 We both know he not getting out no time soon. 215 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:48,425 Yo, stop talking like that. He getting out. 216 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:50,928 Yo, you do this every time he's up for parole. 217 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,388 Like, what makes this time different 218 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,806 than�the�last�100�times? 219 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,474 Because it's this time, not the last time 100 times. 220 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:56,976 [scoffs]�All�right. 221 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,727 Can we just go and get him this book, 222 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:01,730 so that he can be happy and stop writing these sad poems? 223 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,108 All right. When them poems get him signed to Maino, 224 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:05,776 you�gonna�love�them�then. 225 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:07,778 - Zayna! Oh... - Hey, Marlon. 226 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:09,154 - [chuckles] - A new jewelry book 227 00:08:09,238 --> 00:08:10,990 just�came�in�yesterday,�ma. 228 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:13,158 - Hey. What's up, brother? - All right. 229 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:16,161 - How you doing? - Marlon, this is Drew. 230 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:18,998 - Drew, this is Marlon. - So, you're Drew. 231 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:21,000 How come I'm just meeting you, brother? 232 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:22,501 - 'Cause he don't read. - I read. 233 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:23,752 - Mm. - Mm. 234 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,838 Matter�of�fact,�we�looking�for 235 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:28,132 Yoruba�Gods�and�Heroes. 236 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,967 Tales�of�Yoruba�Gods�and�Heroes. 237 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,094 [laughs] That's a special one, brother. 238 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,178 Oh.�See. 239 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:34,513 - I knew he would have it. - Hold on. 240 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,849 - You know I got you, Zay. - [Zayna chuckles] 241 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,184 Look�at�this�beautiful�baby. 242 00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:40,686 I got to take real good care of her 243 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,396 'cause�she's�rare. 244 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,606 Eight�hundred�on�Amazon. 245 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:48,402 Now, I'm selling her at a discount for $795. 246 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:51,739 You know what, bro, I don't read. Zay, let's go. 247 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,449 - What? - W-What? Why? 248 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,035 I know a hustle when I see one. That book don't cost 249 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:58,370 - $800. - Can't you... 250 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:00,539 just let me scan it and make it my own? 251 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:02,833 - [sighs] Come on, Zay. - I mean, please? 252 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,835 It's�for�my�dad.�He's�locked�up. 253 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:08,088 [sighs]�You�know�what? 254 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:10,049 You done brought me so many customers. 255 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,508 I�can't�say�no�to�you. 256 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:14,178 Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 257 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:16,180 - [Marlon] You go get it, girl. - [chuckles] 258 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:19,016 Zay,�ain't�no�scanner�in�there. 259 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,060 Well,�there's�this�thing, 260 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,895 it's�called�an�app. 261 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:26,274 [imitating Drew] "Oh, you don't know the world like we do." 262 00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:30,778 They grow up so fast, don't they? 263 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:33,238 You know, when my daughter first started talking to me like that, 264 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:36,158 I had two choices, either I was gonna respect her, 265 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,952 or I was gonna send her to Africa. 266 00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:41,789 - Sent her ass to Africa. - [scoffs] 267 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:44,500 I'm�not�even�from�there. 268 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,085 I�hope�she�all�right. 269 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:48,337 [Helen Cooper] We may not enjoy living together, 270 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,589 but dying together isn't going to solve anything. 271 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:54,009 - [knock on door] - [Maria] Dan, it's me, 272 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,511 your�mother. 273 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,679 Yeah, yeah, I know. I know who you are. 274 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,473 - Hi. - Yeah. Hey. 275 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:02,351 - Are those my baseball cards? - No, no, this is my stuff. 276 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,186 I've left Kareem. Isn't that exciting? 277 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,730 - What? What the fuck happened? - Well... 278 00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:09,233 I�was�inspired�by�my�son, 279 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:12,194 and�I�am�taking�moral�inventory. 280 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,529 Oh,�Jesus�Christ.�That's�not... 281 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,948 I need to own my own mistakes by myself. 282 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,116 No,�no,�Mom.�Mom... 283 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,450 Outside�of�marriage. 284 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:20,119 Mom, you're not supposed to do anything. 285 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,412 I was just taking accountability for our dynamic. 286 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:22,746 And�I�loved�it. 287 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,706 - Okay. - And now, 288 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,708 I'm�taking�accountability. 289 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,794 This�isn't�Kareem's�fault,�okay? 290 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,130 I�need�to�be�self-sufficient, 291 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:32,923 on�my�own�here. 292 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:35,467 Here? This... that's where you're gonna be self-sufficient, 293 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,469 - in my apartment? - Just for now. 294 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:39,972 I'll�help�you�fix�your�place�up. 295 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,807 Mom, you interpreted this all wrong. 296 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,143 I promise, you won't even notice I'm here, okay? [Laughs] 297 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,477 I�won't�depend�on�you. 298 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:48,105 I'll�be�independent�near�you. 299 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,982 - Okay. - Okay? 300 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,442 - Okay, yeah, all right. - Okay. 301 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,694 You can stay in my room, I guess, and I'll 302 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:56,321 - stay on the couch. - Well, obviously. 303 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:59,825 I've got sciatica. [laughs] All right. 304 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,327 Well, these boxes aren't gonna move themselves. 305 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:04,329 Wait.�Is�Kareem�all�right? 306 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,123 - [door bell jingles] - [Kevin] All right, Kareem, 307 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:07,833 I'll�see�you�next�week. 308 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,169 Change�of�plans. 309 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:11,879 I�need�you�to�stay�longer. 310 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,464 [clicks�tongue]�What? 311 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,549 Bro, we already talked about this, man. I can't. 312 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:16,884 'Cause�of�your�work? 313 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,552 - Yes. - No problem. 314 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,179 You can paint in the shop. You can put your easels 315 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,513 over�there. 316 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,515 Kareem, I'm not painting in the shop, man. 317 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,225 Look, I'll make you assistant manager. 318 00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:27,769 You'll�get�paid�while�you�paint. 319 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,646 I�need�you�right�now,�Kev. 320 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:32,024 [sighs]�All�right,�bro. 321 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,942 Thank�you,�man.�[sighs] 322 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,153 I�love�you,�Kevin. 323 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,698 Nigga, are you wearing Old Spice? 324 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,617 - [door bell jingles] - [Dan] Well, Kareem bought the 325 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,285 shop from Larry, but he didn't want to repaint the awning. 326 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,704 Your first task as assistant manager, 327 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:48,332 - fire Dan. - Wait, what? 328 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,792 - What do you mean? - Elephant in the room, 329 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,836 I'm�no�longer�your�dad. 330 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,713 You�are�now�an�orphan. 331 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,716 - You've orphaned yourself. - No, I know. Kareem, 332 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,343 I'm�truly�sorry. 333 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,844 I was just doing a step, trying to own my mistakes. 334 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:02,554 Look, Mom was not supposed to take that 335 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:03,889 in�any�kind�of�weird�direction. 336 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,391 Now you got another mistake you need to own. 337 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:07,935 Hey,�I�think�the�pump�is�broken. 338 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,478 I�got�you. 339 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,566 Look, Kareem, you know Mom's impulsive. 340 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,568 Like, she's probably gonna be back at your place tonight. 341 00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:17,528 You�better�hope. 342 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:20,405 Betrayed�by�my�own�son.�[sighs] 343 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:22,574 What kind of Luke Skywalker shit is this? 344 00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:24,451 [sighs] 345 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:27,204 The-the-the dad is the bad guy in Star Wars. 346 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,997 I've�made�my�decision, 347 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,916 and�with�a�heavy�heart, 348 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,084 this�is�goodbye�for�good. 349 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,335 And since you're no longer family, 350 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,420 I�got�to�tell�you, 351 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:38,215 you�was�just�a�nepotism�hire. 352 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,552 That's right. So now, I'm gonna just judge you for who you are, 353 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:44,096 - a shitty bike salesman. - Okay, Kareem. 354 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,389 I�get�that�you're�sad�about�Mom, 355 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,932 but you don't have to act out at me. 356 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,392 What,�you�want�me�to�act�in? 357 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,186 Okay.�So�I'm�actually�fired? 358 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,896 Ask�your�assistant�manager. 359 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,107 Huh? 360 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,858 Oh.�Yeah. 361 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,654 [Dan] Okay. 362 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,281 I'll�see�you. 363 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,074 No,�you�won't. 364 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,659 [door�bell�jingles] 365 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,787 [Kareem] Kevin, your second task as assistant manager, 366 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,455 change�the�security�code, 367 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:11,957 so�he�can't�get�back�in. 368 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,834 Okay. 369 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,919 Hey,�kid, 370 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:17,462 you�look�like�a�loyal�boy. 371 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:20,299 - Your mama single? - Ew. 372 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,800 Look,�if�you�two�gonna�do�this, 373 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,844 I got some rules y'all got to follow. 374 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,430 Number one, Zayna, if your pops asks, 375 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,931 you�told�me�he�was�gay. 376 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,141 What?�No. 377 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,225 Uh,�babe,�it's�cool.�It's�cool. 378 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,560 [Drew] Number two, bro, 379 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,228 this�is�my�niece. 380 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,939 If anything happen to her, I swear... 381 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,150 Matter of fact, you got health insurance? 382 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,402 Um,�my�mom�do. 383 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,946 Nigga, I'm-a need you to get a STD test 384 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:45,490 every�Sunday�by�three�o'clock. 385 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,993 Nigga,�not�3:30,�not�3:15, 386 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,244 not�3:03, 387 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,580 not�even�2:59.�Three�o'clock. 388 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,748 Oh,�my�God. 389 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,166 [whispers] We haven't even had sex yet. 390 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,168 What,�y'all�haven't? 391 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,502 [whispers]�No. 392 00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:58,462 Thank�you. 393 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,297 Last�thing,�Desmond, 394 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,674 I don't want you involving her in all that scamming shit. 395 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,843 The fuck? So I could use your drug money, 396 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,803 but I can't take his scamming money? 397 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:09,222 I don't give you drug money. I give you gambling money. 398 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,350 Okay.�Are�we�done�here? 399 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:14,144 Is that a "thank you" I'm hearing? 400 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,896 [sighs]�Thank�you,�Uncle�Drew. 401 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,189 Uh-huh. 402 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,357 Let me send this book to your pops 403 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,025 before�I�change�my�mind. 404 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,069 Okay,�bye.�Adios. 405 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:24,363 Okay,�go. 406 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:25,989 All�right,�Drew. 407 00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:29,117 Yo, I'm-a tell Junior that you was looking out, man. 408 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,452 I knew you was a valid dude, bro. 409 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,245 Thanks�for�being�cool,�Unc. 410 00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:34,289 Yo, don't ever call me that shit again. 411 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,415 I�did�this�for�Zay, 412 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,125 but�you�a�good�kid, 413 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,878 so�look�out�for�her. 414 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:43,548 Yo, she better not find out about our business either. 415 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:46,051 Just to be clear, I still don't like this shit. 416 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,970 I'll fuck you up if you hurt her. 417 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,722 Aw. 418 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:53,392 Y'all so cute or whatever. [chuckles] 419 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,227 [Maria] Well... [sighs] 420 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:58,689 I'm so sorry that you lost your job at the bike shop, 421 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,732 but�you�still�get�to�teach�kids 422 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,234 - how to have sex, so... - Very blessed. 423 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,735 ...there's�that. 424 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,404 Um, I really thought you would've gone back 425 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,739 - to Kareem by now. - Dan, no. 426 00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:10,367 - I am taking inventory. - Mom, this is not inventory. 427 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,994 I�should�be�on�my�own,�with�you, 428 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,497 and maybe we get a fresh coat of paint in here. 429 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,041 I'm�thinking�Almond�Sunrise. 430 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:21,044 It's the... it's what almonds look like 431 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:22,379 at�the�first�light�of�day. 432 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:23,463 You're�gonna�paint? 433 00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,632 No.�That's�your�job. 434 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,592 I'm sorry, should I not have told you 435 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,302 - that Kareem was hurting? - Well, no. 436 00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:31,722 Uh...�It's�really�nice�to�hear 437 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,306 that someone is tortured because they love you. 438 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:36,226 I mean, it's a nice feeling of power. 439 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,602 - Sure. - But I'm 440 00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,938 holding myself accountable, you know, 441 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,481 for�the�first�time. 442 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,316 Just this week, I left my husband... 443 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,985 - Mm-hmm. - ...I made peace 444 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,611 with�that�screaming�baby�ghost 445 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:49,072 that I've had so much trouble with in apartment 2B, 446 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:51,116 and�I've�also�vowed 447 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,701 to�stop�using�Amazon, 448 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,120 except when I need to have something delivered. 449 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,455 - Sure. - So... 450 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:57,956 Exceptions�to�every�rule. 451 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,750 Ah,�I�got�to�get�going. 452 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,252 Where... It's late, where are you going? 453 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,463 I'm�gonna�keep�it�vague, 454 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:05,964 but�when�I�get�back, 455 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,549 gonna�replace�your�rugs 456 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,260 and maybe get some saxony carpets. 457 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,470 Maybe.�I'll�Google�it. 458 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,471 - You're okay? - Well... 459 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:13,805 wait�up�for�me. 460 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:16,141 I'm an attractive woman in her 50s. 461 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,809 - [door opens] - Oh. 462 00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:18,977 [door�closes] 463 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,397 [woman] Darling, are you all right? 464 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,651 - What are you drawing? - [scoffs] Nosy. 465 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:29,529 Um...�the�same�thing�but�bigger. 466 00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,333 What's up, man? You got another flat? 467 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,576 Whoa-ho-ho. 468 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,911 You�did�this�in�one�day? 469 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,246 Yeah. They were fresh out the box. 470 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,623 [chuckles]�What's�your�name? 471 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:40,540 Brady. 472 00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,000 You're�talented,�Brady. 473 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,668 I�get�that�a�lot. 474 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,670 - No one ever tells me... - Don't ever get married, son. 475 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,631 - She'll destroy all your talent. - Kareem. 476 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:51,343 It might start good. No, it will start good, but then, 477 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,929 soon as she get comfortable, ooh, 478 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,806 - you better brace for impact. - Let him go, man. 479 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,849 You losing it. Go take care of that customer. 480 00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,185 Y-You right. I'm-I'm better than that. 481 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,645 I'm-I'm�better�than�that. 482 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,188 [indistinct�chatter] 483 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,648 [sighs]�He's�crazy,�dude. 484 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,149 - Don't listen to him. - No, 485 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,692 my�dad�told�me�the�same�thing. 486 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:08,944 He�did? 487 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,362 Okay.�So�what's�up? 488 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,364 You in an art class or something? 489 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,949 Nah, I just wanted to see if I could do it. 490 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:17,702 I love the helmet, man. This is, like, really cool. 491 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,371 You mind if I use this for my project? 492 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,206 Okay.�Just�give�me�my�credit. 493 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,041 [chuckles]�I�got�you. 494 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,877 Actually...�[mutters] 495 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:26,628 Need�a�bike�lock? 496 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,921 [Brady] Yeah. 497 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,172 I've been saving up for a long time. 498 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,298 [Kevin] Merry Christmas. 499 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,633 Stop�saving.�Just�take�that. 500 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,093 Put�it�in�your�pants. 501 00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:37,556 - Kev, I got nothing left. - [door bell jingles] 502 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,432 That customer wanted to buy a bike. 503 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,852 I�told�him�I�wasn't�good�enough. 504 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:45,021 It's like I don't even know who I am anymore, man. 505 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,565 Dude,�you�Kareem. 506 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:49,109 Any woman over 40 with kids would love you. 507 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,986 You�know�what? 508 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,612 You�right. 509 00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,823 If�Maria�don't�want�me, 510 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:55,866 I�don't�want�her. 511 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,868 - Yeah. - Matter fact, I'm going back 512 00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,911 to the OG Kareem, you know, like, when I was chilling, 513 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,788 and, you know, when-when I had my hair. 514 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,081 - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah, yeah. 515 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,583 You'll be all right, bro. You got it. 516 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,251 But�after�I�went�bald, 517 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,379 all the women I dated said they loved my shaved head, 518 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,715 but�none�of�them�licked�it, 519 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,091 except... 520 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:16,219 well...�Maria. 521 00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:17,596 [sobbing] 522 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,931 Nigga, did you put on more Old Spice? 523 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,850 Nothin'�blockin'�vision 524 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,435 Swear�it's�crystal�clear... 525 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,270 [Kevin] Man, how long it take to fry some lamb? 526 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,272 Man, I'm just glad to be out of the house. 527 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,900 My mom's going crazy at home. She threw out all my shit. 528 00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,985 She chucked my rug. She's going out at night. 529 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,695 I have no idea where she's going. 530 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,239 [sighs] Yeah, Kareem's been losing it, too. 531 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:38,199 He in the back of the shop singing Al Green all day. 532 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,701 We�got�to�figure�out 533 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:40,744 how to get them back together. I don't know. 534 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,078 It's�like,�for�them,�whatever, 535 00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:44,998 but mostly, for us. It's too much. 536 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,500 - Yeah, like Parent Trap. - Yes, like Parent Trap. 537 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,836 That's a great movie. We should rewatch that before we do this. 538 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,465 Yeah. Kind of figure out a game plan a little bit. 539 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,842 Sorry, could we go next? We've just been waiting awhile. 540 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,510 [Junior] You scared of some damn rats? 541 00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:59,179 [Amaya] You wasn't there to protect me. 542 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,184 [Desmond] Damn. Where you learn that from? 543 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,269 [Zayna] [chuckles] My ex. 544 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:08,146 [Desmond] You need to get him to show you again 545 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,814 'cause�that�ain't�it. 546 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,067 [Zayna] Yo, shut up, boy. Roll up. [Chuckles] 547 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,152 [Desmond] Ain't no more Fronto. 548 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,738 [Amaya] [scoffs] Junior, let's go to the store. 549 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:17,989 [Zayna] Wait. Hold up. 550 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,658 What you mean there ain't no more? 551 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,117 I�bought�a�whole�bag. 552 00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,827 Junior waste that shit in between his seat. 553 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,829 Don't�be�blaming�nothing�on�me. 554 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,414 Damn, Junior. I'm-a need you to get your shit together. 555 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,832 [Junior] I know you not talking. 556 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,668 I should make your ass buy it yourself 557 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:30,919 the�way�I'm�feeding�your�family. 558 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:31,920 Bro,�chill. 559 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,412 Yo,�what�are�you�talking�about? 560 00:19:33,497 --> 00:19:35,298 Listen, ask Drew. He know who his boss is. 561 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,968 You know what? Come on, Amaya. Let's go get this Fronto. 562 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:41,471 [Amaya] Junior... 563 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:44,099 - Why would you...? - [car door closes] 564 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,141 [indistinct�chatter] 565 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:46,518 [Amaya] Okay, but, like, 566 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,603 now I'll, like, have to hear her talk. 567 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,898 [breathes�deeply] 568 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,570 Okay,�uh,�who�wants�to�start? 569 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,115 - It's great to see you, Kevin. - It's good to see you, too, 570 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,866 - Auntie M. - Okay. All right. Can we focus? 571 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,535 Mom, this is about you and Kareem. 572 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,912 I thought I was coming here to pick up my bike wheel. 573 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,372 You can have your bike wheel back. 574 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,165 But you're making me do another thing first. 575 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:12,544 Having me here on this romantic intervention shit. 576 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,088 Mm-mm. I don't even want to be here. 577 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,673 Yeah,�me�neither. 578 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,718 I'm trying to win $50,000, but you keep crying in the shop. 579 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:22,554 If you and Maria don't get back together, I'm-a find a new job. 580 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,348 [Kareem] I don't care if I lose you to Seamless. You know, 581 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,058 you�two�kill�me. 582 00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,144 Acting like y'all some relationship counselors. 583 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,396 You don't even have relationships yourselves. 584 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,897 I made out with that girl while you were passed out. 585 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,357 Y'all always fighting with each other. 586 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,860 What do you know about conflict resolution? 587 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,486 Look, we just thought if you two talked, 588 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:41,198 you would see how much you still love each other. 589 00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:45,035 Okay.�Mom, 590 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,203 have you realized anything during this time apart? 591 00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:48,913 - Yes. - Okay. 592 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,790 I've�learned�that,�sometimes, 593 00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:52,584 I like to go to male strip clubs. 594 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:54,252 Oh, that's where you went last night. 595 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,546 Yes. I put a twenty between my teeth, and I, you know, 596 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,131 I-I-I�bring�it�out.�You�know, 597 00:20:58,215 --> 00:20:59,591 - it's a living wage situation. - [Kareem] What the fuck? 598 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,384 - That is worse than cheating. - How is that worse? 599 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,428 I'm not sure, but it's striking to hear. 600 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,096 It�is�striking,�yes. 601 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,599 Mom, could you ever go to male strip clubs with Kareem? 602 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:08,892 [Kareem] Hell no! 603 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,268 I haven't been to a male strip club 604 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,936 since�my�burlesque�days. 605 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,271 Look, you two are perfect for each other. 606 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,607 I have no idea why, but it works, 607 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:16,941 and�that's�not�easy. 608 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:18,443 When Kevin and I were disagreeing, 609 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:19,778 it's because we weren't listening to each other. 610 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,613 - Yup. - Right? 611 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,656 So, with space, it's been better. 612 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,116 But�I�don't�want�space. 613 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,119 And I don't pine for women who don't want me. 614 00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:32,040 Dan, tell Kareem that it's not that I don't want him. 615 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,292 Kareem, did you hear what she said? The sound traveled? 616 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,796 I liked what we had. It's Maria who didn't, apparently. 617 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,798 That�was�not�the�issue,�Kareem. 618 00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,132 - Then what is? - I guess... 619 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,426 I just didn't want to do what I did 620 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,303 when�Dan�was�a�kid. 621 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,639 I know I'm a little better now, but 622 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:48,973 I�still... 623 00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:52,060 I�lean�on�you�way�too�heavily, 624 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,645 and... 625 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:56,314 I just don't want to turn you into Dan, 626 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,650 no�matter�how�much�you�say 627 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,026 that�that's�okay. 628 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,861 Babe,�I�could�never�be�Dan. 629 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,988 I am too handsome and too strong. 630 00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:06,533 Plus, I know how to take the proper amount of pills. 631 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,326 But�you�can�depend�on�me. 632 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,787 We depend on each other. That's what this is. 633 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,664 Are�you�sure? 634 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,667 Of course. You're my little honeybee. 635 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:18,169 [buzzes] And you're my big honey bear. 636 00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:19,337 [roars] 637 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,713 - [laughs] - Oh. [Buzzes] 638 00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:21,714 - Let me get some of my honey. - [laughs] 639 00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:22,966 - Mwah. - [laughs] 640 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,217 [Dan] Okay. All right. 641 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,176 All�right. 642 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,845 [Kareem�and�Maria�chittering] 643 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,054 Okay, that's good. The whole animal kingdom. 644 00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:29,139 We're�good?�Everyone�good? 645 00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:31,349 I'm�so�sorry,�baby.�I�really�am. 646 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:33,685 - And I forgive you, too, baby. - Mm. 647 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,854 - [Kareem] And you, Dan. - Yes. 648 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,690 - You are un-orphaned. - Okay. 649 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,150 And�you�are�rehired, 650 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:42,652 as long as my assistant manager approves. 651 00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:44,362 Yes.�Please. 652 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,990 [Zayna] Are you and my uncle working together? 653 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:50,160 Nah, it's just him and Junior doing shit. 654 00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:51,786 Yo, bro, just keep it straight with me. 655 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,955 I am. Him and Junior do all that shit. 656 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,707 That shit ain't got nothing to do with me. 657 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,542 Okay, but when were you gonna tell me? 658 00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:00,879 I didn't think it was my place to tell you. 659 00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:03,882 You didn't think it was your place to tell me, 660 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,885 your�girl,�about�her�own�family? 661 00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:08,720 Do you see how stupid that sounds? 662 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,013 I�mean,�but�it's�the�truth. 663 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,265 But do you see how stupid that sounds? 664 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,058 Yo, were you only messing with me 665 00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:16,102 just to get close to my uncle? Is that what it was? 666 00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:17,687 Bro, you sound stupid, bro. Come here. 667 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:20,274 Nah.�You�lost�me. 668 00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:22,942 - [indistinct chatter] - [sighs] 669 00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:25,195 Yo,�bro,�where�you�going? 670 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:28,031 We didn't even finish the bottle. 671 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,283 That�wasn't�too�bad. 672 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,911 Yeah, they just had to talk it out. 673 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,081 Right. 674 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,049 Yo, I told you, I don't need that, man. 675 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,426 No, it's not... it's not for you. I mean... 676 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:51,596 [sighs] Yeah, uh, th-there's something I got to tell you. 677 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,097 [scoffs]�Aw,�shit. 678 00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:54,515 - Here we go. - No, no, no, no. 679 00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:56,184 I mean, it's not... No, no, don't worry. 680 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,394 It's, uh, it's not about you, but it's, like... 681 00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:01,606 I guess it-it's you-adjacent, so... 682 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:04,275 Um... 683 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:07,570 Uh... You remember, you remember when Drew got arrested? 684 00:24:07,654 --> 00:24:09,364 I�mean... 685 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,658 - [mumbles] - Yeah, sure, yeah. I mean, 686 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:14,452 I�remember,�too.�Yeah.�Um... 687 00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:17,747 Remember when I got reinstated to teach? 688 00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:19,666 I�was�leaving�school, 689 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:23,586 and this deliveryman came up to me with all these boxes, 690 00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:26,256 and it was Drew. He was, like, in disguise. 691 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:28,383 And we got into a little thing, like a back-and-forth. 692 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:32,178 It was really more Drew forth and me back, but... 693 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:35,098 Anyway, Principal Douglass was asking me who that was. 694 00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:37,767 Like, "Tell me. Tell me, tell me, tell me, 695 00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:39,853 or�I'll�fire�you.�Tell�me." 696 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,231 So,�I�told�him. 697 00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:45,108 I�told�Douglass, 698 00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:48,069 Douglass�called�the�cops, 699 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,799 Drew�got�arrested. 700 00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:53,658 Man, what the fuck you be on, bro? 701 00:24:53,838 --> 00:24:54,808 Why�would�you... 702 00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:57,080 - Uh... - Goddamn! 703 00:25:04,853 --> 00:25:06,004 Damn. 704 00:25:06,174 --> 00:25:07,558 Goddamn,�man. 705 00:25:07,643 --> 00:25:09,374 I'm�not�on�anything. 706 00:25:09,489 --> 00:25:11,240 I�wish�I�was. 707 00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:13,678 All right, all right, all right 708 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:14,721 Uh 709 00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:15,682 �� Like�I'm�'bout�to�park �� 710 00:25:15,767 --> 00:25:17,174 �� I'm�going�through�a�lot �� 711 00:25:17,321 --> 00:25:20,097 �� Can't wait till my doors is suicidal �� 712 00:25:20,182 --> 00:25:22,643 �� Crazy how life literally like a drive �� 713 00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:25,481 �� Wait till you figure out you need gas �� 714 00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:28,443 �� Nice cars speed when you tryna get by �� 715 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:31,112 �� Then 'em motherfuckers stop at yellow lights and �� 716 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:33,740 �� Get up in your lane without saying hi �� 717 00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:36,284 �� Your rearview probably the thing holding you back �� 718 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:39,287 �� But keep you at the front if you use it right �� 719 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:42,040 �� The hoes gone switch, and when it get dark �� 720 00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:44,834 �� Then everybody dip, you get it all back �� 721 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:48,532 �� And�they�reappear,�voilà �� 722 00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:51,674 �� The money don't come, the hoes gon' switch �� 723 00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:54,385 �� And when it get dark, then everybody dip �� 724 00:25:54,469 --> 00:25:59,316 �� You get it all back, and they all reappear �� 725 00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:04,312 �� Passengers always talk about ya ride �� 726 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,949 �� Then they turn around and ask for a ride in it �� 727 00:26:07,034 --> 00:26:09,113 �� Everybody cross over solid lines �� 728 00:26:10,305 --> 00:27:10,581 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 729 00:27:10,631 --> 00:27:15,181 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 55620

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