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(Johnny Mathis & Deniece
Williams' "Without Us" playing)
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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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How do I look?
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Oh...
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You look great.
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Well, I...
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It's important, Mom.
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(sighs)
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You look fine. I promise.
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Yeah, you look, uh, ju... Uh...
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Keep in touch.
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Don't take it personally, honey.
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Jennifer is turning
into a teenage girl.
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You know, an exciting,
wonderful being,
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from another planet.
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Elyse, this isn't the first
time she's walked into a room
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and acted like I wasn't there.
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We... We just don't
seem to connect anymore.
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We used to have
so much in common.
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Well, you still have a
lot of things in common.
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She's just not interested
in them anymore.
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(door opens)
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All right, Mallory.
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I am never, ever getting
in a car with you again.
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All I did was tell
the truth, Alex.
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You did not tell the truth.
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I came to a complete stop.
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A complete and total stop.
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Yeah, you stopped.
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(snorts)
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What happened?
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I'll tell you what happened.
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My so-called sister and
I are driving downtown
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on... On South High Street.
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Right... Right in front
of Lazarus, there.
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And for some crazy
reason, I don't know why,
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a police officer, one
of Columbus's finest
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and least sighted,
pulls me over.
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He says I did not come
to a complete stop.
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"Officer," I said, "I did
come to a complete stop."
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And Mallory says,
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"Don't lie, Alex."
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Can you believe it?
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Can you possibly comprehend it?
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"Don't lie, Alex?"
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I felt it was my duty as
a citizen of Columbus.
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You're gonna be
a citizen of Saturn.
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MALLORY: Ah!
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I'm gonna fight
this. I don't care.
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I'm gonna see
that I am vindicated.
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I believe in our
judicial system.
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I'll bribe someone if I have to.
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Does this scarf make it work?
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Oh, I like it.
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Mom?
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I think it's great. Very nice.
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Uh, say, Jen, I was thinking
maybe you and I could go over
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to Darby Creek Park
later, shoot some baskets.
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Oh, no, I can't today, Dad.
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Chuck's coming
over and I promised
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we'd spend the
afternoon together.
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Oh, Chuck.
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Well, that's okay. I understand.
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Can I talk to you? Chuck
will be here any minute.
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Oh sure, honey.
Yeah, what is it?
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Oh.
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I'm sorry.
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Mom, can you...?
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(whispering inaudibly)
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Thank you.
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Uh, maybe, uh, tonight we'll
shoot some baskets. Or tomorrow.
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Hey, you don't have
to let me know now.
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Think it over!
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Don't feel bad, honey.
She's been looking forward
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to being with Chuckie all week.
Ah, I don't feel bad about it.
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Don't be silly. If she'd
rather be with a boy
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her own age than
with her dad, that's fine.
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Seems a little unnatural to me.
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Just relax, Steven.
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I'm relaxed.
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What were you two
whispering about?
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Oh, nothing really. Just
there are some times
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a girl feels more comfortable
talking to her mom, that's all.
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No, what were you whispering
about? Please. Tell me.
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(sighs) I don't
want to tell you.
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Why not?
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Because last time this happened,
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you didn't react normally.
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Now I have to know.
Come on, tell me.
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I can't stand it.
Please, tell me.
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(sighs)
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Okay.
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Today, Jennifer is wearing
a bra for the first time.
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Why do you tell me these things?
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S...
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No, Dad, listen to me.
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I know policemen.
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This guy was not
gonna give me that ticket.
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I-I-I could feel it.
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I could see it in his eyes.
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I could see it
through his glasses.
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His thick, thick glasses.
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Then why did he stop
you in the first place?
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He wanted to get to know me.
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I don't know.
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I do know that he believed me
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when I said I came
to a complete stop.
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He believed me.
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Until Mallory s-said,
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"Don't lie, Alex."
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Oh, and... And
Dad, listen to this.
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When he... He took
out his notebook
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to write me the
ticket, his pen...
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You're not gonna believe this.
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His pen is dry.
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(sighs) He can't
write the ticket.
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I mean, he's laughing.
He is gonna let me go.
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Mallory lent him her pen.
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Then I helped him
spell your name right.
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(sighs)
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Ooh, what have you got there?
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Oh, some old Father's
Day cards from Jennifer,
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when I was still her father.
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I just don't get it, Elyse.
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Hey, Steven, really. You
know, you're acting like
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this is the first time one of
our children has grown up.
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Jen and I have always
had something special.
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I mean, Mallory, uh... Mallory
was shopping by herself
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by the time she
was 6 months old.
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(sighs) And Alex...
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Well, you can only
get so close to Alex in...
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In a non-financial relationship.
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(sighs)
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But
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Jennifer...
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(sighs)
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I don't know.
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Jennifer used to come to me.
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I remember she used
to call you her buddy.
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Yeah. I used to
call her my buddy.
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I'd say, "Hi, Buddy."
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And she'd say, "Hi, Buddy."
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Heh. Sometimes
we'd get confused.
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We wouldn't know who was who.
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I'm being ridiculous, aren't I?
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No, you're not being ridiculous.
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You're being a daddy.
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Sometimes the two
are identical twins.
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(chuckles)
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Hi. Oh, hey, guys.
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How was your walk?
It was very nice, Dad.
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Sorry we're late. We, uh,
stopped and shot some baskets.
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Really?
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Hardly know this boy.
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ELYSE: How about a snack?
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Oh, no thanks, Mom.
We're going upstairs.
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I wanna show Chuckie something.
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Well, there's nothing
you can show him upstairs
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that you can't show
him down here.
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I want to show him the upstairs.
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Wait, Jen. If going upstairs
makes your dad uptight,
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what's the point?
Why put him through it?
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What would you like
to do, Mr. Keaton?
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Well, I don't know. We could,
uh, set up the Ping-Pong table
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downstairs in the basement.
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Uh, play a couple of games.
Hey, that sounds good.
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Well, listen, Ping-Pong's
really a-a-a two-person game,
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so, uh... Catch
you later, Chuck.
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Dad.
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Yeah.
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I'll call you back on the other
phone, okay, Debbie? Bye.
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Hi, Dad.
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Uh, Jen, could we,
uh, talk for a minute?
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I've got to call Debbie
right back. It's crucial.
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Uh, maybe it could
wait for just a second.
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We, uh... We haven't really
done much talking lately.
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I miss you.
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I miss you too, Dad.
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(chuckles)
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Can I call Debbie back now?
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Come on, let's sit
down... Sit down.
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Let's talk, buddy to buddy.
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Okay.
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You know, you used to
call me buddy all the time.
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You never call me buddy anymore.
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Buddy is so babyish, Dad.
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(scoffs)
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You didn't think that
when you were 3.
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What are you reading
there? Seventeen.
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Uh, you're only 13.
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You shouldn't be reading that.
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You shouldn't be reading
that for another four years, Jen.
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(chuckles)
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Well, let's... Let's see.
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What have we got here? Ah.
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"Twelve Ways to Shape
Up in Time for the Prom."
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Too late for me now, huh?
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(chuckles)
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Why don't you...? I'll go...
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BOTH: Call Debbie back.
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Hey, Dad.
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Where are you off to?
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Going downtown.
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Take some photographs
of the scene of the crime.
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Gonna need some visual
evidence, so I'll have proof
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of my innocence
for my day in court.
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I like your thinking.
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You know, Dad,
did I tell you that, uh,
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after that cop
gave me the ticket,
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Mallory gave him a donation
for the policeman's ball?
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Try to forget all that, Alex.
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Put your faith in
the legal system.
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She should be in jail, Dad.
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JENNIFER: Mom,
can you go with me
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to the Sunflower
Girls troop meeting
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after school on Thursday?
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On Thursday? Oh, honey, I can't.
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I've got a meeting
at the office.
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The Kramers want me to go
over the plans for their new house.
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Can't you make
that for another day?
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Honey, I've already
cancelled it twice.
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And if I don't get started
on their plans for their home,
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they're gonna want to
move in here with us.
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All right.
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All right, I'll reschedule it.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Hm.
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"Sunflower Girls Tea.
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"Come one, come
all. Come join the fun.
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Tea. Talk. Treats."
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No, Steven. It's...
It's not for you.
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It's for girls.
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Not so fast. It says,
"Come one, come all."
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Look, honey, I know how much
you want a shared experience
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with Jennifer, but...
But this is not it.
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You won't fit in.
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Oh, really? Well,
what do they do there?
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What's so special about
the Sunflowers Girls Tea
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that I can't be a part of it?
What goes on there, Elyse.
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What do they do?
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They sing songs.
258
00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:16,358
Are you implying
that I can't sing songs?
259
00:10:16,382 --> 00:10:17,359
(scoffs) What songs?
260
00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:18,828
What songs do they sing?
261
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,963
"I've Got... I've Got a
Mule and Her Name is Sal."
262
00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:22,699
♪ I've got a mule
And her name is Sal ♪
263
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,734
♪ Fifteen miles
On the Erie Canal ♪
264
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,902
What else do they do?
265
00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:28,237
They talk about things.
266
00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,238
What kind of things?
267
00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:30,673
Well, things, Steven.
268
00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:34,243
Uh, hobbies, school,
current events.
269
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,078
Things that go on in their life.
270
00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:38,314
You kn... Girls' talk. Uh...
271
00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,282
And then they eat cookies.
272
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:43,186
Are you implying that I
can't...? Steven, it's a girls' club.
273
00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,387
It's not for you.
274
00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,189
Y... You'd be putting
yourself in a place
275
00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:48,156
where you have no place.
276
00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:50,359
What place do I have
in her life now, Elyse?
277
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,428
I'm the invisible man.
278
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:53,796
At least this gives me a shot.
279
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,165
This gives me an identity.
280
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,723
I'm a Sunflower Girl.
281
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,275
I don't want Dad to take me.
282
00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,077
I just don't want him to.
283
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,278
Come on, Jen. Keep it down.
284
00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,147
You don't want
Dad to hear, do you?
285
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,247
Maybe I do.
286
00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:13,549
You've got to let him go, Jen.
287
00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:15,351
It's part of growing up
female in this house.
288
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,653
He came to Sunflower
Girls with you too?
289
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,711
No. He came on a date with me.
290
00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,125
I was, uh, 13-and-a-half,
291
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:26,395
and Brian Madigan
took me to the movies.
292
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:30,533
Brian sat on one side of me
and, well, Dad sat on the other.
293
00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:31,801
When Brian put
his arm around me,
294
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,635
Dad put his arm around me too,
295
00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:36,594
and, uh... Well,
they shook hands.
296
00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:40,075
Good morning, everybody.
297
00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:41,377
Except Mallory.
298
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:42,912
Where are you going?
299
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,546
I'm going down to traffic court.
300
00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:46,148
Good luck.
301
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,784
Wouldn't need luck if
it weren't for you, Mal.
302
00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,252
You would not be
going to court, Alex,
303
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,388
if you had just allowed
me to keep driving.
304
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,457
Is that it, Mallory?
305
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:57,326
That is it. That's it
isn't it? That's right.
306
00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:00,996
The reason that I wouldn't
let you drive anymore
307
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,332
is that my life
308
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:06,023
was in sudden
and immediate peril.
309
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,038
I mean, you're driving,
310
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:13,263
and people are leaping off
the street into the bushes.
311
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:18,436
You drive like
you're playing tag.
312
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,572
Don't lie, Alex.
313
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,354
No.
314
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,990
No, violence has no place here.
315
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:31,160
I put my faith in our
system of jurisprudence,
316
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,162
and it shall vindicate me.
317
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:36,399
I have photographs
of the intersection,
318
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,857
of the stop sign, and I
have photographs of you.
319
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:46,464
As well...
320
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,679
as a report card
321
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:53,504
and a recent IQ test.
322
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,211
I think the judge
will understand.
323
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:05,527
No, he won't,
324
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:08,519
because I'm gonna call him
up and tell him you're lying.
325
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,066
Mom!
326
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,133
Mom!
327
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:12,335
Hey.
328
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,869
I'm ready for the
meeting, buddy. Heh.
329
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:14,893
Great, Dad.
330
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,440
And I've been practicing
the Sunflower Salute.
331
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,697
Dad, I told you...
332
00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:29,451
Dad, I told you, we don't
do that salute anymore.
333
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,620
It's in the handbook, Jennifer.
334
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,655
We just shake hands now.
335
00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:34,690
Okay.
336
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:35,691
(chuckles)
337
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:36,859
Look, I'll be, uh,
338
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,527
back downstairs
in about 15 minutes
339
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:39,762
to take you to the meeting.
340
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,364
That's fine, Dad,
but just don't do the...
341
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,220
Sunflower Goodbye?
342
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,029
I think Dad needs to be watered.
343
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:56,344
I'm in big trouble
here, Alex. Help me out.
344
00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:58,180
Well, I could tell you
what I'd do, if I were you.
345
00:13:58,204 --> 00:13:59,348
What?
346
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,951
Well, Dad wants to
spend time with you, right?
347
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,319
Right.
348
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,955
And time is money, right?
349
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,623
Right.
350
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,091
So if Dad wants to
spend time with you,
351
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,126
and time is money,
352
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,596
then he'll spend
money to be with you.
353
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,922
See? So what you do is
you charge him by the hour.
354
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,259
Like, uh,
355
00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:26,708
five bucks for a
walk in the park,
356
00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:29,779
eight bucks for a
game of basketball.
357
00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:31,513
Now, uh... Now, be a
sport and give him half off
358
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,204
on Father's Day.
359
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:37,886
That's a beautiful
thought, Alex,
360
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,288
but no thanks.
361
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,923
Well, you can do
what you want, buddy.
362
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,914
I've got to go down to court.
363
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,203
(chuckles)
364
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,635
GIRLS: ♪ Low bridge,
everybody down ♪
365
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,338
♪ Low bridge For
we're comin' to a town ♪
366
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,139
♪ And you'll always
know Your neighbor ♪
367
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:58,541
♪ You'll always know your pal ♪
368
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,944
♪ If you've ever navigated
On the Erie Canal ♪
369
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,045
WOMAN: All right.
370
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,002
(applause)
371
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,852
Well, what do you say,
Dad? Do you want to go now?
372
00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:13,055
We've been here
three minutes, Jennifer.
373
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,324
All right. That was
very nice singing, girls.
374
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,626
And now, on to the new business.
375
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,595
I would like to
welcome all the moms
376
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,919
and... the dad.
377
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:25,467
Mr. Keaton, nice that
you could come, sir.
378
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,469
Thank you, Mrs. Carpenter.
I feel very much at home.
379
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:28,937
(chuckles) In
fact, I'd like to, uh,
380
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,272
give you all a warm Sunflower...
381
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:31,462
Dad.
382
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:35,344
Well, now it's time
383
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:38,447
for the roundtable.
Oh, what's that?
384
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,682
Well, once a month, we
discuss some topic of interest
385
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,251
to the Sunflower Girls.
386
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,154
Oh, great. I'm, uh... I'm all
ready. Camping? Boating? Hiking?
387
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,822
Today, we're
gonna talk about sex.
388
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,712
I'm your guy.
389
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,426
Did you say "sex?"
390
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,794
Mm-hm.
391
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:54,130
Dad, maybe you
should go. Really.
392
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:57,098
Non... Nonsense, Jennifer.
I'm a Sunflower Dad.
393
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,767
I think I can handle a matu...
394
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:03,839
A mature discussion
about, uh, what she said.
395
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:06,041
Now, we're going
to discuss our bodies
396
00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:08,310
as they blossom into womanhood,
397
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:10,145
and about boys, and their bodies
398
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,336
as they burst into manhood.
399
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,588
I know that some of you
have already gone out
400
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:20,823
on dates with boys,
401
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,592
and I want to talk
about first experiences.
402
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,495
And I want the younger girls
to benefit from you older girls,
403
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,063
so we're gonna go
around the room,
404
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:30,421
starting with you, Shelley.
405
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,235
Well, on my first date,
406
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,770
I went out with a
guy in my class.
407
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,138
I'm not gonna name names...
408
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,906
Was it Larry Parker?
409
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,397
That's right.
410
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,046
Anyway, I went out with Larry,
411
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,848
and all he wanted
to do was fool around.
412
00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:48,417
What do you mean
by "fool around?"
413
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,285
I mean, he wanted
to touch my body
414
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:53,177
as it blossomed into womanhood.
415
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,597
Boys are only interested
in one thing: sex.
416
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,520
Right, Mr. Keaton?
417
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,272
Well... Well, uh... Wha...?
What's your name?
418
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,875
Alice. Well, Alice,
419
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,877
some boys are very
interested in sex.
420
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,100
Were you?
421
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,215
Well, uh, when I was a boy,
422
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,450
I was interested
in a lot of things.
423
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,241
Was sex one of them?
424
00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:29,158
Well, I was interested in, uh,
baseball, basketball, football.
425
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,993
You're not answering
the question.
426
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,950
Get off my back, will you?
427
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,801
I don't want to lie
to you, uh, Alice.
428
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:43,439
Uh, heh, I admit, there...
There were some, uh, girls,
429
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:46,241
uh, that, uh...
430
00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:47,676
I remember Marjorie McCracken.
431
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,701
Boy, she had a body on her.
432
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,851
Dad, I can't believe you're
talking about this stuff.
433
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,220
What can I do? She
was hounding me.
434
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,688
Dad, you're really
embarrassing me.
435
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,190
This is not the
place for you to be.
436
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,158
Why do you say that?
Look around you, Dad.
437
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,795
Do you see anyone
else here who shaves?
438
00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:07,796
Jennifer, I just want to
spend some time with you.
439
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,632
I'm sorry, Dad, but
this isn't the right place.
440
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,257
If you don't leave, I will.
441
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:30,753
Would anyone like to know
how I did in court today?
442
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,422
Well, let's see.
443
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,446
Not good?
444
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:38,515
I won.
445
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,364
The judge loved me.
446
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,900
Commended me on my thoroughness.
447
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,391
Commiserated with
me about Mallory.
448
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,362
He has a sister.
449
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,565
Not quite as
aggravating, but close.
450
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:59,014
Anyway, I won. He
tore up the ticket.
451
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,771
That's not good news?
452
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,341
When I went out to the car,
453
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,447
I found a parking ticket.
454
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,997
When I went inside to complain,
455
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,221
I got a jaywalking ticket.
456
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,440
Don't you just love justice?
457
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,996
It's so fair.
458
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:28,833
Ah!
459
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,009
Mom!
460
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,952
It wasn't a good idea.
461
00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:40,889
Tried to stop me, but
I... I wouldn't listen.
462
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,392
I was wrong. Wrong again.
463
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:45,327
I'm always wrong.
464
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,461
Wanna tell me what happened?
465
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:48,863
Maybe in a couple of years.
466
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:51,200
I'm telling you,
467
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,504
it was really something.
468
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:57,928
I was talking about my sex
life to the Sunflower Girls.
469
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,433
I'm sorry I missed that.
470
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,982
Jennifer was so embarrassed.
She must think I'm the most
471
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:10,019
ridiculous excuse for
a father in the world.
472
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:13,021
Oh. Do you know
what Mark Twain said?
473
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,891
Was he a Sunflower Dad?
474
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,127
No.
475
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:21,163
He said that... That
when he was 14,
476
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,698
his father was so ignorant,
477
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,899
he couldn't stand
to have him around.
478
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:27,169
But by the time he
turned 21, he was...
479
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,770
He was astonished at
how much the old man
480
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:30,905
had learned in just seven years.
481
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:31,996
Hm.
482
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:34,976
She'll come back to you, Steven.
483
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,367
It may take seven years,
but she'll come back.
484
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,826
I heard it didn't go so well.
485
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,727
Let's just say that most
of the Sunflower Girls
486
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,385
are still in shock.
487
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,732
Honey,
488
00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:01,836
he only went because he
cares so much about you.
489
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,738
That's hard to believe.
490
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,840
Well, it's true.
491
00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:09,211
And the day will come when
you'll look back on this fondly,
492
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,813
and... And you'll
realize what a...
493
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:14,070
A wonderful father you have.
494
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:25,093
Ah, I guess you don't wanna
see the Sunflower Salute, huh?
495
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,729
Not at the moment, no.
496
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:30,065
I made a mistake, Jen.
I tried to force myself
497
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,601
in somewhere where I, uh...
498
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,136
I didn't belong.
499
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,605
But I only did it
because I missed you.
500
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,640
I...
501
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:40,609
I miss talking to you,
walking in the park with you,
502
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,245
throwing the ball
back and forth.
503
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:45,681
You mean, if I would have
gone to the park with you,
504
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,015
none of this would
have happened?
505
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,839
STEVEN: Well, it's not
as simple as that, Jen.
506
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,821
You know, when you were
born, when I picked you up
507
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:54,223
for the first time,
and our eyes met,
508
00:21:54,247 --> 00:21:56,592
right then, I
signed on for life.
509
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,227
I knew that I would...
510
00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:01,129
I would care for
you, protect you,
511
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,032
teach you,
512
00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:04,566
love you.
513
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:06,601
And you've done
all those things.
514
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:08,837
All of a sudden, it seemed like
you didn't need me anymore.
515
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:11,206
You didn't want to be with me.
516
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,108
Well, it hurt.
517
00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:15,310
I didn't mean to hurt you, Dad.
518
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,545
It's just that I've changed.
519
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,268
I can't help it.
520
00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:21,283
Look at me, Dad.
521
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:23,885
I'm 13 years old now.
522
00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:26,121
I'm not a little girl anymore.
523
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:27,889
I know that. I-I'm
just trying to find ways
524
00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:29,992
that I can still
fit into your life.
525
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,382
Well, it's not as
a Sunflower Girl.
526
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:37,131
I learned that the hard way.
527
00:22:37,155 --> 00:22:39,134
Look, Dad, this is
a hard time for me.
528
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:44,006
So much is changing at
school and with my friends.
529
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:46,842
It's just so hard to
keep up with everything.
530
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:50,479
Well, I only wish I was
able to help you through this.
531
00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:52,481
I think the easiest
thing for you to do
532
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,550
is to not push too hard.
533
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:57,753
Not a little girl anymore.
534
00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:00,188
I guess I'd better
get used to that, huh?
535
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,924
You've got no choice.
536
00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:05,916
I can't help it. I
just keep growing.
537
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,055
Tsk.
538
00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:14,235
I'm really gonna
miss the old times.
539
00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:16,538
It's not gonna be like
that anymore, huh?
540
00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:20,197
Maybe it'll be better, buddy.
541
00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:32,776
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